But the jokes. :) Nice work Dry Bar

I can't imagine how many used props they have in the back. 😊

And if I'm not mistaken they ask the performer what they'd like.

These are great shows all the way around. I can listen with the kids around (for the most part). Yes, they are beautiful.. But they can make props look VERY real... Not to pop any bubbles, but it's probably cardboard...

@@stephaniea.7308 and....

You're much funnier than he is.

Funny 'cause it's true

Good one

My brain went south on your comment😜😛😝

😂😂😂

The Fort fish shooting is big in your neck of the ocean.

ANT-METAL , only when we run low on dynamite and hand grenades

The Fort brilliant ❤️❤️

I feel your pain brother. I too have lost many "friends" in a boating accident. I'm still in therapy but I'm getting better.

How weird, i lost all of my guns in a boating accident too!

I hated to spend the $, but that's why I had to go Premium. Those ads were driving me mad 🙃😡

@@Mhel2023 I think that's why they do it and why I definitely wont be giving them a penny.

if you're using a computer install a uBlock or AddBlock plus extension for your browser

Wait, you guys are getting ads?

@@the_grass_trainer No Rose, I just said it for the attention

And potatoes too

As a born and bred resident of Idaho and the child of one... We would appreciate keeping it that way.

@@gorg6151 you can't grow potatoes reliably for commercial use in the whole top (roughly 3/5) of the state. We are actually the Gem State (sapphire and garnets) and, at least our portion has a fair amount of Nazis.

That's why I can't locate it on a map... Jk I totally can

@@ASJones-re2oe As a neighbor of a northwestern Idaho county, I’m over here in eastern Washington (the part Olympia doesn’t think exists) and I’m also hoping Idaho remains the nation’s ‘best kept secret’. (Let ‘em laugh🙂).

Fracky McGustov yyyaaasssss!!!

That is absolutely hillarious 🤣

Short of the testosterone.....

Pre boot camp

Its the jacket.

lol

Right!?....nitpickers!

Thanks for clearing up the misconception that could have been spread about Ryanair through this irresponsible stand-up routine.

Bingo

😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for stopping in

@@andrewjrivers Very cool. Thank you.

Andrew Rivers keep it up with looking for girls you’re funny and hot made my day

I laughed hard at that line

FOR SURE ;)

Funnily enough, I was cleaning my S&W when this segment was going. I looked down, slowly reassembled it, and put it back into my holster

My minpin is offended but, he laughed along and picked his yellow service dog sweater...lol

Not politics

@@ashleytrueblood2200 how is this not politics 😂

True, but he was good enough to not take sides. He poked fun at both sides of the aisle, so I wonder if that's what he meant - that he wasn't going to get on his soapbox, preach his political viewpoint and bash the "other side" (in that "us vs them", tribalistic way we see too often these days).

@@ashleytrueblood2200 Yes it is

Imagine that ;)

Some are due to his use of insult humor. Find a flaw that it is still OK to make fun of, use that as a basis for humor. You know, the reason ethnic jokes do not work.

The anti gun nuts probably don’t like any jokes about guns. They don’t know real stats. They go with the lies they’re fed.

HAHAHA

This guy looks like everybody in the United States Army circa 1965.

I was asked recently how I identify and my answer was Toxic. The look on the guy's face was priceless.

@@tomfoolery5526 You stole that, idiot.

Why?

Have you noticed all the clubs are in Utah?

Kent W. England comedy club wise?

Yes!!!

Kent W. England That’s because dry bar is based out of Utah with VidAngel.

You know your lacking sleep when you read someone's comment and see: "Dry bar does an excellent job fingering comics."

No need. It's already pretty apparent that you are NOT funny.

Can’t wait!

Andrew Rivers any time you’re in North Texas.

@@andrewjrivers Or really anywhere Texas. You can find someone with a gun collection.

Exactly!! Lol! If he ever comes to Alaska he is in trouble 😂😂

Me Cooper Actually, what they publish on KZfaq aren’t the full specials. It’s basically a compilation of the clips they publish. The Dry Bar Comedy app has the full specials of the comedians they feature.

@Tim Smith Ok but lets not make an apocalypse out of the simple inconvenience of not being able to enjoy half of our first world luxuries for a year or so. We might be stuck inside but at least we have running water, electricity and the internet. 🤷‍♂️

Yeah I think that guy should be doing the comedy lol

Wish I was his friend (the guy with the bomb shelter)

@@perfectwhine742 nah, he captured me well...

@@MrGoatflakes Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

I don't drink, but I won't turn down coffee...

Lol yep. Definitely. Remember that UCB supported the Waterseer xD

HAHA

HAHA

"90% of our flights landed on time" It could've been 100%, if passengers weren't so particular about where they landed. And being able to walk away from the landing. Stuff like that.

@Dry Bar, pleaseeee

Yeah, he's pretty balanced. Good kid. -Bomb Shelter Guy

I am from Northern Michigan originally and was thinking the same....

I guess you didn't look through this comment section

Arthur J thanks!!

@@VeselkoKelava I guess you didn't speak very good English when you did...

@@stankfanger1366 no, I speak English well enough to recognize butt hurt. And thanks for playing into the Trump supporter stereotypes, by making foreign name/ bad English joke. I assume you are Trump supporter, because you have Trump as your profile picture.

Yep. Me too.

I would loooove my guns, but I can't fit into the bore. The magazine well is no fun; Trust me.

Military defense enthusiasts? I use to love my M16 machine gun semiautomatic until April 19, 1998..but hell wtf do I really know about gun control vs gunner mass shooting events anyway..June 1990 and 1992 our infantry battalion trained for biological chemical warfare..then Chernobyl happens..honestly I think by this time now technology is advancing in ways never even imagined by any and all human beings..perfect example is AI and Super AI communicating with each other to solve human idolatry and human defiance ...and by now some of you generation Xers should know that it's not a question of if mass extinction happens but when it precisely takes course 🤨👽🤯🗣🤫

TexZenMaster that was gold

@@rocarlosdavis622 "M16 machine gun semiautomatic " ~ you sure about that?

Omar Valenzuela thanks!

Thank YOU lol

Oh I think we got it, it just wasn’t that funny, more Captain Obvious

@@FirstnameLamename or recently not at all

Mr.deacle That’s funny!

im only downvoting because you used the phrase "How the tables have turned" wrong.

Patrick Quenneville who cares

@@blazingswayze5518 *Simpsons voice* that's the joke

@@blazingswayze5518im only downvoting YOU for not getting such a obviously cute joke! 😲 lol!

"In reality, he did just nuke someone exactly when he said he would." That's the important part. What a coincidence. Plot twist: Trump watches Dry Bar Comedy, and every time someone jokes about him nuking someone, he does...

I hear the hot chocolate is good...

Their coffee is pretty bad

Krissy Chacon thank you!

Holy crap Krissy! He heard you!

Omg

Truly! This guy is masterful at callbacks! Great set!

I agree. He’s a winner. It’s so effortless with him!

"triggered" lol a gun pun. Every Seattle stereotypist thinks that their opinion matters the most but in your defense you do take aim at everyone which makes you a straight shooter and funny while taking on loaded topics.

legit question, did you just "This guys is a genius" yourself? Lol. Also, hope you stopped through Salt Lake and didn't let Provo shape your view of Utah.

@@signalcraft when spell check doesn't work.........

Have you tried to get on Joe Rogan? He likes to have comics on from time to time and I think you two would be a laugh a minute!

@@signalcraft lol

He's an adult and so are you, you're golden. Go get em

BoldCautionProductions thanks

@bold. Low bar there.

N..E..R..D!

It probably never happened... it was a joke/funny story... often, they're completely fictional and meant to entertain.

Yup...semi at best. Typical anti gunner rhetoric.

Probably were automatic, just not full auto.

@@ollilehtonen6764 yes but the thing is, when you say automatic, 60% of people think of a belt fed machine gun and therefore think that you can just go to a gun store and buy one.

@@jonahpatton8879 Yeah and that's because they are ignorant on the subject matter. There ain't many people outside of gun communities who have any clue of the terminology around guns. Just because you don't like them doesn't mean you can't educate yourself on the matter. Who knows, maybe you won't be so scared of them after learning about them.

Just keep believing that ;)

They're not hard to get. You need a permit from the ATF that is $500. If he can afford a bomb shelter, he can afford that permit.

@@indoorsandout3022 Not hard to make either.

@@Willy_Tepes That too. It's harder to make a Flintlock than a gas operated gun. The gas operating a piston requires no special timing but a flintlock requires precision timing so the flint strikes the frizen at a specific time and angle to shoot a strong spark into the flash pan. I have built percussion and matchlock guns. I plan to make a Flintlock after my next metal project is done (a langes messer with honsanmai lamination). Forging the barrel is going to be interesting.The bayonet should be easy though.

​@@indoorsandout3022 Making a gun is no worse than making any other type of mechanical device. I made a 1650's wheellock pistol some years ago and am finishing a 16 round 9mm pistol of my own design at the moment (totally from scratch except the barrel and magazine). I made my first gun (9mm derringer) in wood working class when I was 14. Submachine guns are by far the easiest to make after single shot weapons. As long as you keep the correct geometry, a flintlock is a reasonable project for most people.

Truths33ker22 hahah thanks for watching

Ok Andrews mom

M249MachineGun Funny fellow you.

Dude... anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications. There are instruction guides all over the place and you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them. Anyone who's been around guns much knows that.

@@pandorasbox4238 "anyone can turn a semi auto into a full auto with a few minor modifications" Creating new parts for your gun in a CNC machine isn't exactly a minor modification; It is also highly illegal. "you can buy parts with a few clicks of a mouse, should you need them." Then those sites are breaking federal laws. Let me know which ones they are and I'll report them if you won't.

OutOfSight OutOfMind No, you really can’t. You have to be an experienced and trained gunsmith to turn a semiautomatic firearm into an automatic firearm.

@@jacob5208 It doesn't take a gunsmith to machine parts when you have a print and model. It only takes some machining experience, which isn't too exotic of a skill.

Treddian Some machining experience? What exactly do you think needs to be done? You can’t just 3D print an ‘automatic mode’ button and slap it on the firearm

I do pee a little

Innocent bystanders are such pussies.

Are you sure? Because I saw someone online who has a Psychihuahua. 😄

Worked for me too

Dang it , i'm definetly getting a cute puppy to finally loose my virginity and bang hit chicks

Or a cute cat, although you most likely ended up only with a bunch of numbers from crazy cat ladies. 😅

Not afraid of guns. U.k. licensed owner (Shotguns) and user for hunting and clays. My problem with the U.S. is the lack of sensible and consistent regulation. Open and concealed carry laws based on state. Altering the grip can alter the classification. Barrel length regulations vary by state. Often exotic ammunition is advertised in violent fashions. E.g. RIP or Zombie. I don't see why moderators aren't encouraged at ranges to keep communication clearer. Licencing these seems to also reduce the use for hunting where it would be most beneficial. Psych evaluations and criminal record checks aren't thorough enough or linked across boarders. Anti depressants and firearms shouldn't mix. History of drunkenness and firearms shouldn't mix. Drunk use and firearms shouldn't mix. Etc...

@@markp8295 thank God I live in the USA were the 2nd shall not be infringed upon , BTW in the US 34k Americans are killed on US highways every year and 17k Americans killed by firearms , what is the real problem

@@billyholmes3 The issue is that per capita, I'm more likely to be shot to death by an American citizen as a tourist in the U.S. than I am killed whilst driving on roads in Europe. If I add the deaths caused by terror attacks into this. I'm still safer in Europe. And that's ignoring your dreadful by first world standards road death statistics. If I include road deaths, U.S. citizens are 3 times more likely to be killed by road and firearm tragedies than European citizens. I blame a large part of this on the education system, excessively large vehicles for the majority of road users and low bar for firearm ownership. Also. You never addressed the inconsistencies I mentioned previously. I'm encouraged to have a moderator on a firearm because it makes it less disruptive because if I am licensed to be in possession, it is assumed I am being lawful. In the states, only criminals need moderators because what are you trying to hide. Hence it's heavily licensed and taxed.

@@markp8295 were to start , first thank you for not complain about my horrible Grammer / spelling , as far as limiting a person's access to firearms because of past or present drug or alcohol use is basically convicting someone on future maybe crimes and thankfully here in the US we have what is called due process and everyone is innocent untill proven guilty , I do not know how many gun ranges you have been on here in the US but I have visited quite a few in various States and each of them were safety first minded and holds free classes for new fire arms owners , now the majority of crimes committed with guns are by individuals who did not have a licensed gun or had a stolen gun or a felon that was unable to own a gun , to own a gun here in the US one must pass a federal background check , and yes it isn't perfect so instead of passing more laws we should update the system fix the holes in the system , one can't get around the fact that in the US city's / towns with the least gun control and the most citizen ownership of fire arms have the least crime across-the-board, were city's with the most gun control laws have the most gun related crime , and that equals gun ownership means least crime , because most criminals are coward's and would not rob rape home invasion another person knowing that thire victim may have a gun , I drove trucks all across this wonderful country and have seen so many needles highway deaths and most of them caused by drunk or distracted drivers but still we put a 16/18 year old teenager behind the wheel of a car with minimal vehicle education and expect them to act responsible, what a joke we need harsher punishments for vehicle infractions , like first time drinking and driving one looses driving rights for life , excessive speeding should have a extremely high ticket like starting at 1,000 and suspension of driving for 3 months and distracted driving should have heavy penalties , In the US the only thing keeping our rights granted by God or a higher power is out right to bear arms not the government lot of people don't understand that , and that is why I believe every citizen in the US has a duty to every other citizen to own and know how to use a gun properly , " an armed society is a polite society " .

I see you

@@andrewjrivers O.O

It's pretty good actually. :) Check out the new ones on my channel.

@@andrewjrivers Just sub'd!

It's half cocked and ready to fire. 🤣

Thanks. -Bomb Shelter Guy

Thanks

ScrapinbyJR THANK YOU!

@@andrewjrivers he gave you an opinion why are you so happy?

@@dju666forlife because it's his stand up

Why couldn’t they have been automatic weapons? They are rare and expensive for civilian ownership....but US Govt allows ownership.

wts9811 dude has a bomb shelter. Prob doesn’t care if the govt “allows” him to have select-fire weapons

georgie porgie bruh unless you have a license you can’t even GET one😂😂🤣

kyle bouch so illegally possessed fully auto guns simply don’t exist, huh? 😂

@@kyle4251 follow that line of logic to it's conclusion.......................................no illegal weapons are possessed anywhere in the U.S.! Yay for that!!!!

Kind of click-baity, right?

Because they think maybe click bait tile will get more views?

Because lies and propaganda.

Because neither is long enough to include both.

thanks

Girls call me Jolly Rancher

Thanks

ImACupcake Mcgee thank you!!

His political views are kind of uninformed and cringey, but he seems to have an open mind to see some good in others who have different perspectives, and that counts for a lot.

grizzlygrizzle well said

I am so sure that wasnt the point of the joke but thanks for your service.