Yep

I am the kid that talks to the parents over the kids because I was raised like him so its harder for me to actually enjoy my generation since I hang out with adults and older people because they actually do stuff and I understand them my generation is pathetic

My grandfather was like that. though he already passed away, but he was a great man.

@@Lostname53 Good on ya. You sound like our daughter!

He's like when you go to a party and there's a dog

I've met older young guys.

@@phoenixrising7047 whoa 👐🧠🌋

@@jacobmarshall5391 No deciphering emoji's today bro.

No. I think he's the oldest young guy I've ever seen.

@Epoxygleu actually... Its wow mind blown

Look up Quinn Dale. 😅

@@blackfacePM I will definitely do that, thank you!!!

😂

I watched this entire video and not once did i even smirk. what is this world im living on

​@@Youonlyhavetolay35bricks-nd1dgYou may have been the punchline?

I wish it was still like this. The new generation makes me think our intelligence decreased significantly.

@@user-fl1ml6hl4g that's because it has! Our mothers would yell "in or out" (from slamming doors. So we went out and our parents had no idea how close we came to drowning, falling from great heights, and pummeling each other in rock fights. I got one imbedded in my head from speed biking in the Appalachian mountains.

@@druoleary I feel like you think we gen z didn't do this. We did, our parents just never bothered to figure it out, some as yours I guess.

@@ryla22 You did, most didn't. There's too much to play with now that parents have to kick kids out of the house just so they can get Vitamin D from the sun.

The Dumb Kids were too

I'm sorry for your loss

Sorry man. Stay strong!!!

My sincere condolences, sir. Be well.

I am sorry for your loss. Be well! laughter is good for the soul.

My condolences for your loss

You had to remember phone numbers in your head!

@@K.Spade7902 OMG I had like 50 different phone numbers stored in my head. And I even kept a little phone book I made from paper cut down to size to fit in my wallet

We had a party line, If you were sneaky n quiet you could listen in on other conversations. Really didn't matter, they were neighbors, they'd walk over n tell u later.

The phones in the phones booths were even stronger. Ever had a total meltdown in a phonebooth? 😅

@@Ser_Jerry lol No not personally , but I know what youre talking about . Public phones in general were just indestructible battle tanks . I've seen some take serious abuse

true. h a h a

Watch the video of Ray Stephens or Willie Nelson called I'm my own grandpa...you will die laughing. Lol. I promise.

Except that HK one. Some bottles are better left unopened.

Faaax

woah double simile

Lol

Aye natural selection must find new ways to clean house.

They should've added flavors to tide pods.

AND in house BBQing. Else, you might want'm pulling bacon down their pants in front of a pitbull owner

True man

I know right? Crazy.

4:59

Is that a racist joke?

@@donaldleroy6502 nah

ThAtS RaCiSt!!!!

Did you read the title? or are you 20?

@Ricky Spanish let me guess you want a participation medal for telling people when nobody asked?

@@s.c.o.s4672 knowing someone's name and knowing what he does are completely different, how old are you for you not to understand that...

@@onyourface207 r/woosh

@@s.c.o.s4672 no one asked

It's a stolen Seinfeld joke.

Playing with that spiral cord and untwisting it.. that was satisfying. Plus those phones were heavy .. straight weaponized boxing glove.😅

so true, it was awesome

Waiting for that rotary dial, always made me reconsider the call. Especially if I was mad, or nervous about calling a girl for a date.

Let me guess: the quote is from John Cleese...?🤔

Is it? Have to google it now👍

@@s.g.b.808 let me guess your a sjw fool

@@lauriehealey6255 Let me guess: You’re not a fan of Monty Python...?🤔

Twitter.

Nah. He’s got the credentials to be a comedian. The attitude, the imagination and style. He’s clever- but not one of the greats

Agreed; Brian Regan is another favorite of mine! (Love your content by the way!)

@@RP-mp4ow Why bother writing that?

@@johnbrownell7715 why not?

@@RP-mp4ow He quite clearly is a comedian. If you knew anything about anything that would have been obvious.

The least used app on any twenty something year olds phone, is, the phone😅

An older comedian who’s actually funny….

​@@DirtyRottenTaylor A youngster who can actually string together at least half an actual sentence.... amazing. 😅😂

@@glenmiller4273 Are you serious?

What a stupid comment.

Lmao as a 22 year old i had those dial phones at home when small, i cant associate with your age nor with older im right inbetween the worlds

@@atticgamer3134 oh man i can relate to that lol

*Honestly*

Go ROCKIES!

@@atticgamer3134 same brother same

@Daniel Rodriguez I thought it was still good up to the early 90s but its been trash for the last 25 yrs imo

@Daniel Reyna wow...you're a smart one to come up with that.

SNL Saturday Night Losers

That show is still on? I thought it died after Ferrel left.

I 100% agree with that.

Now that’s funny and frustrating all at the same time!😂 😡

When I go to Home Depot I think everything must be free….. then a cashier shows up!!

Yes 🎉

No chance; he makes fun of snowflake millennials, he isn't ashamed of being Caucasian, and he's proud to be a man.

v-town1980 everything millennials hate Well I’m one but like I’m not the ones that want to hate this dude for making these jokes

Thomas Cox. And the info is accurate

I remember watching Johnny Carson AND Jay Leno make jokes about the president. But they were jokes. Funny, not hateful. Big difference.

@@v-town1980 amen brother 🙋

I miss leaving the house to escape phone calls.

Someone needs to invent an app for an angry hang up!

I hear you about slamming the phone down. I've done that many many times☎️☎️📞📞

Same here LMFAO Haven't done that since I was in high school back in the early 90s

@@NORTAH85 you should already made that app and people who saw this comment and watch the special sensors over 6 million views charge a dollar for the app you would have made some money. Haha

😢 my boomer dad would call my cell and assume that it was like a voice message machine so as he left a voicemail.. he'd wait for me to answer, in the message. As if I could pick up the call in the middle of the voicemail message. ❤ He's precious. With an Answering machine message, you could pick up the call at mid message.

Thank you!

Right? I honestly think that's the problem with the world today. All the dumb kids are now making it to reproductive age and the only partner they can find is also dumb. I think Idiocracy did a documentary on this not long ago. We need to make life challenging again to thin the herd and strengthen the gene pool. We can start by taking those labels off the grill.

Buy a new car and read all the warning stickers plastered on it. Don't forget to look in the wheel well and realize the placed it their for those stupid enough to actually Jack up their car/truck and actually put their head between the tire and the vehicle .

The only funny line in the video

1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001

1st joke is a George Carlin bit. How is no one calling this out? "Here's another pack of jackoffs who ought to be strangled in front of their children. People who pay for inexpensive items with a credit card. You know? Folks, take my word for this, Raisinetts is NOT a major purchase. Get some f***ing cash together. No one should be paying the bank eighteen percent interest on Tic-Tacs. And you're holding up the f***ing line, too. Some dorky looking prick with a fanny pack waiting to be approved for a bag of Cheese Doodles. I need this like I need an infected scrotum. Get some f***ing money. Next guy in front of me that pays for Newsweek with a credit card is getting stabbed in the eyes!"- George Carlin, Complaints and Grievances, c. 2001

@Kit The Kat aRodz, what is virtue signaling?

Swearing is normal

But he must be very carefull in this time, SJWs can turn even innocent joke against him.

Holy sh*t lmao!! I LOVE THIS GUY! On point!

@@GoaWay... it's basically bragging about what a good person you think you are Ex: Someone boasting about all the charity work they did to make it seem like they're a great person when in reality they only donated to brag about it

Hes not wrong about the slamming phones when hanging up thing. I miss it.😂😂😂

I agree 😂 I enjoy this guy way more than comedians from my own generation

Because its written material smart one..

@@quentinhicks6999 so go write down half an hour of jokes, then get on stage and recite them all in a way that makes people actually laugh, then if it’s so easy because it is written.

@@IAmTheRealBill exactly. A lot of comedy is in the delivery, timing, cadence, etc. Takes some comedians years to hown in on the perfect formula. Some are just naturally gifted, like Robin Williams. 😊

Same dude!!

Me three.

Does it count to be Eskimo/Mexican/Russian? Lol we have all kinds of mixed races in Alaska these days

It's tug-of-war a game we used to play in the 60s you have a rope and a group of kids stand at each end of the rope, both sides tug at the rope everyone on your team member helps tug. who ever yanks you on their side by tugging the rope toward them wins. Sometimes you can draw a line and tug the rope whoever gets tugged across the line loses.

@@brendawilson1625 I'm pretty sure our Mexican friend here knows what tug-of-war is. The joke he is referring to is the joke Brad made when he said, "Tug-of-war? I thought you said 'Taco War'!"

We grew up in a mobile home and the best way to find out who took the phone to their room was to follow the 25' cord from the wall!

I’m not a boomer. Not even close. But I also remember those phones 😊

I had a friend in grade school that had a corded phone on a wall at their house, and I’m a 28 year old

postive thing is if the dumb ones die in that gen. we will solve overpopulation (its a joke, have to write it so know snow flakes get offended)

@@halgrimhelgrimson no no ur right, and u and ur friends would probably be the first ones to go 😄

@@mihailmilev9909 hehe could be could be

@@halgrimhelgrimson 😅😉🤷‍♀️

@@mihailmilev9909 you'd be first to go most likely

Cause comedians these days play it safe or they'll canceled. Its dumb. And boring.

@@Rin_Nya762 Isaac butterfield tends to avoid it and ignore cancel culture lol

@@baba9665 yeah he’s pretty funny funny but I haven’t watched him lately crowder has some funny bits but he’s mostly political

He's very intelligent. I like the way he sets his jokes up.

Wow Native Log, you are so cool.

He’s so old he can do better with less material.

Yeah unfortunately all late night shows threw out comedy and became Trump bashing shows.

Good thing I don't know it

Yep!

@@SlippyDude I get trump isnt likeable but I wanna hear jokes

@@SlippyDude Late night shows have devolved and are now characteristically left-wing political propaganda.

"You following me? I shot them all."

That's so bang on

Omg hes hilarious

@Dela Flowers Its good to see people with a sense of humor.

@Dela Flowers If we cant laugh at ourselves were doomed. Might as well be under communism. Take care, stay safe

Remember when it wasn't 753-2189 but was Plaza3-2189 instead? A keyword with 5 numbers after it? In the days of party lines and busy signals... and "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your children are?".

You haven't watched Gran Torino yet obviously.

@Jarrett Schneider Puch. Jiminny cricket.

@Jarrett Schneider Clearly you don't get the premise of the movie. I'm not going to argue it with you either but to put the man down because he merely acted a role is outlandish.

@Julien Martinez that doesn't even make sense, can you read?

Leon K can you?

It should be easy to have good jokes without using profanity but proves to be difficult for many of the "popular" comedians.

@@Powerduo88 Its easier to misconstrue jokes to intentionally be offended. Individuals now are willing to make a mountain of a molehill.

Ngl i didn’t even grin.

Sure is

@@Powerduo88 Can't see that profanity is a problem, if a joke is funny then who gives two shits about if it was with or without profanity.

You're just TRIGGERED. SNOWFLAKE.

Jorge Hernandez Flores 1997-2002. so 17-22ish

@@predatorrt5632 it goes to 2006

Snowflake isn’t even an insult, it’s actually hilarious

@@evansoutdoors4022 Its supposed to be like 07-08 I'm pretty sure.

most of our generation is a joke, not to many of us actually have a brain and use it

@@coltontodd688 well said

@@coltontodd688 that's how every generation ever felt when they were growing up.

@@coltontodd688 *too Lol. Priceless.

@@omshree901 ya but how many generations were full of people that watch tiktok

Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.

Sounds like a Family guy skit 🤣

Being from WV that was the funniest thing ever.

I still remember the home phone number 🤣🤣😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️💯🙌🏾

Not if you’ve ever been hit in the head by one

I grew up in the 2000's but since we weren't the richest people we had a bunch of older hand-me-down type things, my favorites were the record player that you'd have to crank, one of those giant old TV's, and the rotary phone that would make the chiiiiing if you slammed it.

I remember growing up wanting a flip phone for that same reason but I got smart phones instead XD

We don’t slam phones down now, we go into town and loot the shopping district.

Yea sadly it took me saying that to understand that joke

@@8butsideways You need to watch more. Comedy is the best exercise for the brain aside from solving puzzles and math problems. Everything else relies on memory.

Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣

Same and I’m 18 years old freakin hilarious 🤣🤣

There is hope for humanity. Don't let the world or college change you.

Same lol 😆

Me to I am 18 turning 19 on July

I agree

Lol oh okay boomer

But I agree

If you had been raised in his time; you'd be one of the smart one's who made it. HaHa.

As a millennial I identify as gen z. All of my friends are as upset with our generation as the rest of humanity

Mei Miru Most of us understand the jokes lol

And it's a click bait title! You are not going to get more young people to watch a funny older guy unless they think it's Jeff Dunham's Walter!

@@Krispysquare Me point exactly! Jeff Dunham is an American comedian and ventriloquist, who is very funny and internationally famous in entertainment. Look him up on KZfaq, or enter the names of his major characters, Peanut, Bubba Jay, Walter, or Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

I'm 25 and there were no jokes that I haven't understood. So far the title sucks

@@American_Patriot.1776 It's click bait to get both old dudes like me and young dudes like you to watch...some marketing genius somewhere! /;p

Judging by some of the boomers I've met, yes they did in fact survive. but yes remove all warning labels to help things out

@@MrScary8621 yeah :/

@RoadGlide John oh, a dumb kid who survived

.....explain Biden? How did he make it then? 🤔

@@babe9334 I have no clue 😕

😂🤣

is that am or pm? hahaha

@@stevenbacon-cheddar9914 14:00, lol, a.m. would have to be 02:00.

That is HILARIOUS, Andrewy!

Why would you ever call out enemy fighter 2 oclock?! That's the real question for all you massive brained boomers.

69 likes Nice

Alright who turned it to 70

Ok boomer -a wise man

Because it’s ahead of our time?

@Jane Doe Its a comedy show that wouldnt work for the joke. Relax zoomer. Learn to enjoy life and not pick it apart.

Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.

Yes! This somehow makes being called a homophobe by a 12 year old this morning more tolerable. They are taught to be robotic, proving Orwell to be prophetic.

@Alonzo L Yes, now there is no difference in the foreign policy between parties. Both love to prove how gender confused and dumbed down we can be and bully others via our military industrial complex.

@@JeanmarieRod Can’t argue that. The real racist left

Facts

@@JeanmarieRod Oh I was told not to say the word Asian as it’s racist by a 9 year old. I was reading out loud a video title “ - - - Asian cuisine” or something similar to my friend.

I kinda want to see that happen

What is it with blue hair cuz i dyed my hair blue and like some people made a joke of it and i felt stupid to ask so imma jus ask a random person on the internet 👉👈

@@creativeusername4703 usually when you see someone with dyed hair they tend to get triggered easily compared to people who don't. I could be completely wrong

@@Hansboy9 idk my entire friend group are with coloured hair and are some of the moost chill people i know... It maybe jus a thing in USA cuz im in Europe but thxxx

Yes it is a thing in the US. They easily get offended by every single thing

truer is not a word bro its more true

@@lemonlad8213 truer is an adjective of true -- it's literally in the dictionary. Come on man, you can spend your time doing something productive, rather than attempting to correct someonez grammar/spelling.

Those are the kids who are homeschooled. Technology has almost nothing do with it

@@mr8610 the "z" killed me. Thank you for that. 😁

I see what you did there. Take my like good sir! 😁

That's called a hack

well, somebody had to laugh!

@@DSPHistoricalSociety sounds like something a not funny person would say.

@@mja91352 not sure if your deaf or stupid but the audience thought he was funny too.

Absolutey!

Yep rly refreshing I like his style

I'm not exactly sure that guy's breath is one of fresh air, but I get your point.

Honestly at some point I was expecting him to start cussing at some time but he doesn’t and it really is a “breath of fresh air”

Yeaaaaa I'm tired of the excessive swearing thing too ,but it seems like instead he's resorted to constant "lib-tard bashing" ,phone bad ,and LUL new generation. It only appeals to stubborn conservatives who are scared of any ounce of change. it feels sort of boring

Oi oi. Some of us Millenials are actually pretty chill. :p

@@Firan25 c hill because you're sedated...

@@CanILaughInYourFace I mean like late 80's millenials arn't like 90's and 00's millenials. we 80's Mill's have our heads on straight (most of us anyway.)

@@Firan25 doubt it...

@@CanILaughInYourFace then you haven't met them yet.

don't say it like that lol

@@Ghost49590 why, it's a good way of doing it. Instead of doing it all at once, you do it in short but quick bursts

boomers aren't old school, they are the second generation of the current school, in fact they made it mainstream.

@@badass6300 the older style of comedy was quick and witty one liners an yeah boomers were born between the mid 40s and 60s id say that qualifies as old school

@@ChristiannTyler the boomers were the second wave of hippies, they pretty much setup the world as it is, all the post great depression and especially post ww2 kids were coddled and softer than previous generations, suddenly feelings became important on a macro level and so on, they made sure the oligarchy thrives, we just kept on increasing the intensity of their ways to be where we are now.

No your not

I guess it depends on your age what is funny or not. Although it seems some of the younger generations think he is funny. So then it is a matter of perspective.

@Number Nine says who? Your teddy bear?

@@coinhorder9243 NO, him being funny is directly related to a low iq. His "jokes" is kidstuff.

Comedy instead of lecturing...what a concept.

Thanks for your sweet words. Been coming across your likes and comments on my page, seen how religious you are towards my affairs and some of my posts, appreciate.

Haha are you saying its a gem or what?

That's what experience gets u

Lllllllllllllllllllllll

I love this old pork making fun of dumb spoiled woke people xD

@@someting9205 Me too!

The late night political activists paid millions while supporting communism? Never heard of em.

That is called the news.

💯

I have testicular elasticity. This means that my scrotum (ballsack) has extra skin and elasticity, stretchiness and durability. The durability comes from the ability to 'stretch the sack' in times it could otherwise prove to be a hindrance, depending on the activity I'm doing.

Everyone is watching this on a device of some kind genius lmao

@That Guy Yeah I clearly can’t read since I understood everything that was said. I said device dipshit. Which means computer, phone, whatever electronic device you’re using. Maybe if you want to look smart, you should learn 1st grade vocabulary.

@That Guy Ok, we can insult each other all day, so whatever, I don’t care anymore

Lmaoo I was thinking the same thing.

Or a wrong number.

Or party line

I'm under 16 and I remember having a phone on the wall

You learned acting at that point! “ Is your father or head of the household there?” No, he’s not home right now! “Can you have tell him I called and to call me back?” Who is this? Hola, yo soy la cleanerette de la casa! No tengo con mucho gusto para la tacos. Esta es si o no? No comprende

I don't remember much (if any) house phones on the wall either at home (in France) or at my grandfather house (in Germany) we had one in the living room that was on a table of sort and one downstairs in my father's office on his desk with a switch for the line to be either in the living room or in his office and he also told my brother and I to never rush to the phone so to pretend you were busy (even if you were sitting right next to it) ^ç^

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Now that freaking funny

Did you laugh?

Funny thing is im 14 and I knew everything he was talking about and had like half of them

@@robschroeder5377 ur goddam right I did

That's an Airplane joke :)) Good comedy movie.

"Enemy aircraft, 2 o'clock!!!" "Why you stressin? ... that's plenty of time"

Today's Air Force!