Hippie Wife Hippie Life. Johnny Beehner on Marriage and Kids

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@eternity7477 2 жыл бұрын

As both a professional soap maker and a hippie, this was pretty funny lol

@massasplinter9939 2 жыл бұрын

Does your QC make sure it’s stick-free? 😂

@effu9593 2 жыл бұрын

@@massasplinter9939 heh heh hehe I see what ya did there

@guysumpthin2974 Ай бұрын

Cats = toxoplasmosis, bad in SO many ways: miscarriage , cysts, organ failure, low vision, ocular toxo, depression, schizophrenia, Parkinson’s, twitches, cats constantly reinfect themselves, micro eggs live 2yrs in bleach water and still hatch, its congenital in cats and humans, negative tests are inconclusive due to a long dormancy potential, the dormant cysts out-live the antibodies being tested for….

@ariannablove 2 жыл бұрын

"Women have a high tolerance for pain. But no patience for mild inconveniences." Me: Sorry, it's one or the other. We can't do both. 😂

@melanietoth1376 4 жыл бұрын

I was working in a grocery and a customer asked about the types of milks etc that we carried....I was rambling down with the list and was able to sneak in " organic cage -free quail's milk" without batting an eye. The customer didnt question it. Lol

@raybin6873 4 жыл бұрын

Quail's milk ha ha ha! Po' customer probly looked an looked searching....just think'n - customer comes ask again where it is - tell'em " it's right next th' snake eggs!" 😅

@jesuschristiscallingyou953 2 жыл бұрын

@@raybin6873 th' snake eggs 😁

@andredeketeleastutecomplex 2 жыл бұрын

Got pig oats?

@junepegram6004 2 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious!!!!

@SiiriCressey 2 жыл бұрын

@@jesuschristiscallingyou953 Except snakes do lay eggs.

@andrewhaws6066 3 ай бұрын

That diaper trick is genius!! I feel like he just helped out a lot of guys.

@bthompson661 4 жыл бұрын

When he said he cut his leg with the soap I was trying to eat a jello cup and it came up my nose I laughed so hard it hurt

@robertschwartz4810 4 жыл бұрын

The same thing happened to me in college with Hostess cupcakes. My friends called me throw up man.

@Dirtbag-Hyena 4 жыл бұрын

@@robertschwartz4810 Big Red ....It burned so bad ,my sinuses were on fire ,but I was still laughing . It went through my nasal cavity & out the front . In A restaurant . It was great . I didn't get A cool name though .🤣

@TheIronWristFighters 4 жыл бұрын

Why would you eat during a comedy special? Deathwish?

@roancathy 4 жыл бұрын

Really? Hmmm

@nealdmiller 3 жыл бұрын

Oh the citrus burns!!!

@seumasmacrae7049 3 жыл бұрын

That fur ball story had me crying and laughing so hard I was gasping for air. Anyone else think his cat sound impressions were spot on?

@magic80just14 2 жыл бұрын

I hate cats and he was spot on

@joycealdrich 2 жыл бұрын

Me, too!!! That was hilarious. Could hardly catch my breath I was laughing so hard!!!

@rachelaubry7806 2 жыл бұрын

Extremely spot on. My stomach hurt so much laughing.

@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын

My cats do this stomach pumping thing lol it sounds like water glugging super loud or something

@robertlodge5297 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard for half an hour, I was out of breath at the end. Laughed out loud the whole time. The best comedy is when you look at everyday things in a funny way.

@kristideanda9293 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is funny and I need to laugh because I am recovering from a stroke and it's not comfortable and it is hard to find joy. Thank you comedy

@notanurse2373 4 жыл бұрын

Kristi Deanda hope you had real doctors and not holistic medicine.

@chickenmonger123 4 жыл бұрын

Strokes are no joke.

@abashabi 4 жыл бұрын

Joy will heal! Keep finding things that make you laugh. You go, girl! Also, check out Dr. Joe Dispenza. You can completely heal back to where you were before the stroke. You will heal. 😊

@Tricknologyinc 4 жыл бұрын

Support your role model. Check in on your next stroke and your cancer progress!

@MDavis-gm4dn 4 жыл бұрын

Kristi Deanda, hope you are feeling better soon!

@Thankful_. 4 жыл бұрын

“I never found a stick in my Irish Spring!” 😂😂

@jaesiraki84 2 жыл бұрын

As a hippie dippy person myself, I found this hilarious 🤣🤣🔮🍃

@brightbruce3957 4 жыл бұрын

"she ended up hyphenating" *uncontrollable laughter* "are you going to be okay?"

@parmeiladhevi8602 4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry I don't get that part of the joke. What does it mean she ended up hyphenating

@grimsbystea9847 4 жыл бұрын

@@parmeiladhevi8602 she didnt change her last name she put it after her maiden name

@coyotepeyote 4 жыл бұрын

@@parmeiladhevi8602 instead of adopting the husbands name some people just combine the names into a hyphenated form: so if the husbands surname was Smith and the wife's was Jones, it would be Jones-Smith instead of just Smith. It's a stupid thing because most people with hyphenated names end up going by one or the other anyways except on legal forms. Because, frankly, everyone realizes hyphenated names are an abomination.

@jaimhaas5170 4 жыл бұрын

Did you hear the two names??? BTW none of the people responding here actually get it so you are NOT alone. Now say BOTH names together.

@suzannehoulden3632 4 жыл бұрын

@@jaimhaas5170 Agreed... funny as s***

@spaced1298 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta be kidding! My husband is PERFECT for your wife! And I am still hiding candy wrappers and dreading when he finds any food or cosmetic wrapper that lists ingredients! But the craziest thing: my last name before marriage was Beane!

@jesuschristiscallingyou953 2 жыл бұрын

😳

@thesingerintheshower 2 жыл бұрын

👀👀👀😄😄😄

@tastes-like-straberries Жыл бұрын

feels like you met your long lost brother here

@bbx8229 20 күн бұрын

Too funny 😂

@LMDinNC 4 жыл бұрын

My son used to play with a friend whose mom was like this guy's wife. One day he came home and said, "Mom, why does their whole house smell like beans? Even their dog smells like beans!"

@NihouNi 3 жыл бұрын

His version of a cat with a furball made my sides hurt. He is the funniest comedian I have seen in years.

@uluvnic 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is really funny!!! I've belly laughed more than I can count. I am a hippie and I can relate to his wife...however, I do buy my husband white bread. LOL

@jeffreyburley4033 4 жыл бұрын

Very funny, great original material, outstanding presentation. I don't normally laugh out loud when watching KZfaq comedy but this time I did a lot. Great timing.

@twosongs7396 Жыл бұрын

The furball bit made me snort and choke on my wrap. Excellent set. I pray this man becomes hugely successful. God bless, guide and protect him!

@ToraPhoenix891 2 жыл бұрын

your wife sounds both crazy and awesome at the same time

@opendoorproperty 4 жыл бұрын

I've watched this on 3 separate occasions and IT IS STILL FREAKIN' FUNNY!

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

No, it is not funny. It is horrific. No woman should treat a man like that. You are mental to think it is funny.

@JerKur18 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismoore9997 I agree that she's controlling, but come on, that's uncalled for.

@bigkeith1022 4 жыл бұрын

I REALLY LIKE THIS GUYS COMEDY... FIRST TIME FINDING HIM... HOPE HE DOES WELL.

@cydkriletich6538 2 жыл бұрын

OK, I had to really work hard to stifle full blown, out loud laughter so I wouldn’t wake up my sleeping husband! This guy is so freakin’ funny! This may be my favorite Dry Bar performance yet! I’ll be looking for more Johnny Beehner online!

@CenturianCornelious 3 жыл бұрын

"She ended up hyphenating" Hilarious

@DanSmith-cb5vj Жыл бұрын

I can relate to much of this. Divorced in 2000, still "single" in 2022. I swore I would never let another woman rule my life. Going quite well so far, lol!

@yaniquebeckford1699 4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😆 that restaurant joke thinking of flipping the table is hilarious 😂

@marystephens9244 4 жыл бұрын

Low tolerance for mild inconvenience😂😂

@Raelven 4 жыл бұрын

Ed's hairball made me laugh out loud for the first time in ages. 👍👍

@grfeld84 4 жыл бұрын

Johnny Beehner is great! Wicked funny! Keep bringing us the laughter!

@cynthiat6505 3 жыл бұрын

“He must have just lost a battle”. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. My sides hurt! Did Timmy fall down a......afterbirth!!!!!!!!!

@lisettegarcia 2 жыл бұрын

He does look insanely healthy, though 🤣

@enilenis 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this channel. Refreshing to hear some good jokes from people who don't mind being offensive. Comedians who treat their audience as intelligent adults, who understand the difference between insult and good, thought provoking humor.

@larsonfamilyhouse 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I never heard anything offensive except for the two stolen jokes lol

@rgar21 2 жыл бұрын

Have a couple more kids and that coupon book will be gold

@c.thompson9771 3 жыл бұрын

I just about broke my laptop when I slapped it over and over upon hearing that "it's strange that womens high pain tolerance, is in direct opposition" to our "lack of tolerance for slight inconveniences."

@beadingbusily 3 жыл бұрын

We've earned some convenience. I almost died both times I gave birth. For real. And their birth father acted as if he was in more pain and needed comforting. They had to make him leave the room because he was making it worse. Wimp.

@nathanielyoungman4454 2 жыл бұрын

@@beadingbusily I think that says more about your taste in men

@ASJones-re2oe 2 жыл бұрын

As a woman.. I feel attacked... And also recognized.

@QuestionYourWorld 3 жыл бұрын

Love how he turned the crowd around near the end with that fur ball joke.

@billc.4584 4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Beehner is a very, very funny comic. Enjoy. :)

@shanks4391 3 жыл бұрын

Ohmygosh I can't breathe he's talking about the cat's hairball and I'm literally crying

@mamafranklin 4 жыл бұрын

Diaper genie? Cloth diapers are the real hippie dippy way.

@richystar2001 4 жыл бұрын

Most Libtarded hippies are idiots.

@nachiketdhende8681 4 жыл бұрын

@@richystar2001 yeah. They should go buy guns like normal people instead. So that their kids can grow up one day and shoot other kids in the school.

@YellaSpiceFamily 4 жыл бұрын

Yes! I was gonna say, DISPOSABLE DIAPERS?! Wow, what a sellout hippie! 😂

@positiveecho326 4 жыл бұрын

Nachiket Dhende there are nearly 300 million guns in the USA. Going by your logic there should be at least 56.6 million shootings a year. There’s a problem with your logic, friend. Gun ownership doesn’t cause mass shootings, however, mental illness does.

@MzClementine 4 жыл бұрын

mamafranklin yuppers. Hell No! I’m not that caring for the environment to clean biohazard on the daily. Yuck. I had a few friends like that. No thanks. I’ll recycle. I try to make less waste I buy used. But there is no way, I would ever use reusable diapers. Nope.

@Juhani139 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best performances on DBC. Can totally relate to the hippy soap. I bought some and hubby and I soon found out what this guy found out :) Funny guy. Deserved the standing ovation.

@twilson377 3 жыл бұрын

Handsome and funny. His wife is lucky.

@TietCanhVit 3 жыл бұрын

"Happy Husband, suspicious wife."

@michaelvanhorn3271 3 жыл бұрын

Single Man=Happy Man

@thisgame2 2 жыл бұрын

White guys are easily conquered. You either have dignity or your a defeated puss

@fabledfantasty7343 2 жыл бұрын

@@thisgame2 & there it is.... always gotta be some ignorant, imbecile, in the comment threads, that has to bring race into it, when it has nothing, what so ever to do with whatever the vid is about! Even more idiotic, is they give their own comment a 👍! Dfn.

@meggrotte4760 3 жыл бұрын

I know holistic medicine because I live in Taiwan. I'm an American self-supported Christian missionary but I have fibromyalgia and PTSD. I started having symptoms when I was 13 and find a time I was 17 it was a nightmare. how is able to self-diagnose out nose myself by doing research and I found that since I didn't have any health insurance medication wasn't possible. so I went down to a acupuncture medical school in Anaheim and allowed the doctors to work on me it was awesome. I had for Korean Christian doctors who are studying Chinese medicine. At the time I was writing a paper on the power of prayer and alternative forms of medicine needless to say I found a lot of healing and I got a really good score on my paper the professor really liked it

@JuanDavidJaramilloXD 4 жыл бұрын

sorry to break it to you buddy but... you didn't get married, you got adopted! XD

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. She treats him like a child.

@JesusisJesus 4 жыл бұрын

At 26:00 I was checking his last name wasn’t 5 and he didn’t have NOVA Laboratories written on him.

@nameissturdy1390 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Jesus? Did yo you get my message?

@andrabook8758 4 жыл бұрын

loooooool!!!! i was thinking the same thing!! just go buy your own stuff and eat it in the car, dude! be free!!!

@comradesky5931 4 жыл бұрын

I think it is comedy

@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270 4 жыл бұрын

Cage free almond milk 🥛 ! 😂😂😂😂

@shadowsmoonlight 3 жыл бұрын

Missing: 2 cats. Reward: 2 cats 😆

@krystalmccormick3299 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the term "happy spouse, happy house"

@georgaseebalack6003 4 жыл бұрын

that's so cute. I like it thanks.

@kasomoru6 4 жыл бұрын

Stolen its mine now.

@JacquelineUnderwood 4 жыл бұрын

Love this ❤️

@Breeandfree 4 жыл бұрын

Love it

@JakeKlineMusic 4 жыл бұрын

yusssss...

@Dr_Tripper 4 жыл бұрын

This is the first time I have laughed out loud in months or years even. Thanks. I had a hippie wife for about 3 months.

@veghead05 4 жыл бұрын

Do tell

@GhostsGraphics 4 жыл бұрын

Everyone makes mistakes.

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

I bet you are happier now that you are free of her.

@elihamilton5842 4 жыл бұрын

Happy divorce!

@edm.2300 2 жыл бұрын

AND NO MORE STINK PATULEY OIL

@LilyRose013 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is so great! He's the very best one of all the dry bar comedians!

@AntonSlavik 4 жыл бұрын

This is one of the best sets on Dry Bar yet

@MzClementine 4 жыл бұрын

Anton Slavik the soap and bread killed me. Tears. Hahahahaha

@FKBUSH1 4 жыл бұрын

@@MzClementine Yes that was funny, and I love/buy that kind of bread/soap! Great delivery. 😂 And when he commented about the set... That was totally off the cuff. That Christopher Cross album?! I almost peed.

@jemiebridges3197 4 жыл бұрын

@@MzClementine these cows were not treated humanly

@melanniecader3871 4 жыл бұрын

Anton Slavik watch cat jokes it’s so good

@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын

I think Andy Woodhull is funnier, but yeah, this guy is great.

@CodeDreamer68 Жыл бұрын

Great set. I was laughing at the TV.

@klaasinsession 4 жыл бұрын

the ticket coupon one really got me LOL! She deadass took it out, like "NOPE! not even if I handed it to you"

@RandomBoxingGuy Жыл бұрын

You Sir, are great at your job! Thanks for the laughs and God bless you!

@eb8681 4 жыл бұрын

Great!.. he needs a few specials! He’s wonderful!

@ChopStickSoSushi 4 жыл бұрын

OMG I'm a cat person but that hairball part is so on point XD

@annegeeraerts1669 4 жыл бұрын

I cried laughing at that! He had the noise down pat! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

@tinajackson6673 4 жыл бұрын

I legit had to pause it to get my breath!

@divinedefiance7069 4 жыл бұрын

I gotta sneek out of my house to drink 2% 😆

@northstar5240 4 жыл бұрын

Triona Ryan I feel this on a spiritual level

@aessidhe6304 2 жыл бұрын

My husband does too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pjcassidy1 4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised she uses disposable diapers.

@Tricknologyinc 4 жыл бұрын

I'm not. Stupid tend to marry stupid!

@overclucker 4 жыл бұрын

All neo hippies cave to convenience. Think of all the organic food is plastic packaging.

@truepeacenik 4 жыл бұрын

Ditto. I was the queen of granola, with cloth diapers.

@randyporter3491 4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Cassidy I’m guessing that much of what he says, is based more on it’s comedic value, than on fact. If not, someone will post “I can’t believe he named his son “Shoe” “

@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын

That was the only part of the story that made it implausible.

@celiaann1516 2 жыл бұрын

I watch you often and never stop laughing! THANK YOU SO SO MUCH

@raquellefloch5805 2 жыл бұрын

💥😂😂😂😂💥👍👍👍... He checks all the boxes !!! Very funny !

@suzannehoulden3632 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe I just discovered Dry Bar Comedy... great, fresh stuff!

@pakuma3 2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know I could laugh and be depressed at the same time

@eilidpatt1011 2 жыл бұрын

Who would thumbs down this amazing comedy??

@childoftheeternalking2041 2 жыл бұрын

I know right. This guy was great. His delivery was superb. I am watching him for the third or fourth time now. But there are now 902 thumbs downs. Who are these people giving those thumbs down? Has me puzzled.

@twilson377 2 жыл бұрын

Thumbs down is probably from Democrats.

@eilidpatt1011 2 жыл бұрын

@@twilson377 lolll

@nathanpegram2312 Жыл бұрын

Love that… women have a high tolerance of pain, yet have a low tolerance of inconvenience

@edwardwicks304 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is very funny. Loved his jokes.

@rogersledz6793 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!

@micahdavila45 4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it, he still didn't get his coke...

@eveinaz6517 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud like a lunatic when he drank the milk!

@thisgame2 2 жыл бұрын

I have watched comedians for a couple decades atleast and not just the top ten most popular. This guy ranks pretty high and I don't think he's getting enough promotion

@uluvnic 4 жыл бұрын

That coupon book is for women, not men. She probably wants him to give it back to him! haha I haven't laughed this hard in SOOOOOO long!!! Thank you!

@pennyb2245 2 ай бұрын

That was seriously so funny! What a great show!

@toraharris24 4 жыл бұрын

I loved this whole set 😂😂😂😂

@gsmini4536 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best from Dry Bar.

@todaywefly4370 4 жыл бұрын

So Utube, how long before the ads are longer than the entertainment set and you become unwatchable like TV?

@re-l1708 4 жыл бұрын

Todaywefly oh wow yes!! Thank you. Sooo true and annoying.

@donnaocasio45 4 жыл бұрын

Omg 😮, it was annoying years ago when I stopped watching t.v and then I decided to watch some Christmas Day , Grizzly V Man , ten minutes of show and twenty of commercials, unbelievable.

@harletterider9658 4 жыл бұрын

i didn't see any ads.course i have the extension ' ublock plus adblocker'. might try that, eh ?

@terrygooglewassgoogle1767 4 жыл бұрын

KZfaq vanced. Hard time finding that? KZfaq pink. Its not on the app store you might be surprised to know.

@bobinthewest8559 4 жыл бұрын

Start video... scroll to end... restart video... your welcome.

@Jk-ps2bn 2 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest comedian I’ve heard on Dry Bar!🤣😄

@RicoBurghFan 2 жыл бұрын

Great comedian, great audience. Thanks Drybar!

@jennifers.3818 4 жыл бұрын

The "lover coupons" Ive gotten are FAR from what he got!😂

@garethbaus5471 4 жыл бұрын

Good for you.

@Dirtbag-Hyena 4 жыл бұрын

Dharma & Greg IRL .🌻👔

@veghead05 4 жыл бұрын

😦 he even kinda looks like him 😄

@portialancaster3442 4 жыл бұрын

Wait until she says "Is that processed sugar I smell on you?" Then you're in trouble dude. Get some mint leaves, organic humanely raised by angelic elves mint leaves, and chew man chew. You can keep some leaves or sticks in you pocket; next to the m&m wrappers. :)

@chianisaolugbala7747 4 жыл бұрын

If I was at the live show, when he was done I would walk up to that man and say I’m so sorry and give him some candy

@northstar5240 4 жыл бұрын

PinkPalladian Allura yeah so would i

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

He also needs the name and number of a good divorce lawyer so he can get out of that poisonous relationship. Better to be alone than saddled with a woman like that.

@lauramitchell6725 2 жыл бұрын

@@chrismoore9997 you do know what comedy means, right?

@Stranger69in 4 жыл бұрын

Lol how'd these guys get married, sounds like they couldn't be a worse match The hairball thou 🤣

@slomofome14 3 жыл бұрын

Marrying strictly for looks 👀 creates these marriages... That’s where u get all those stereotypical marriage jokes too, don’t work that way when you’re yolked together, especially in Christ!

@thisgame2 2 жыл бұрын

White guys are easily conquered. You either have dignity or your a defeated puss

@BigLyfe09 4 жыл бұрын

This guy is legit funny!!!

@gavincleland9010 4 жыл бұрын

Gf: my little brother is getting a kitten, can we get one too? Me: honey we can't afford a kitten. Gf: well can we go with my little brother to pick his up? Me: ... I think I know where this is going.

@rohypnotist6263 4 жыл бұрын

So , what color kitten did you get ?

@gavincleland9010 4 жыл бұрын

@@rohypnotist6263 He's gray, and his name is Nimbus. He is either very playful or sleepy and wants to cuddle all the time.

@justanothercomment3390 4 жыл бұрын

I love how your pfp is a cat...😂

@nocturnalblue7899 3 жыл бұрын

@@gavincleland9010 Your cat kinda looks like toothless.

@blondiek35 10 ай бұрын

I need to laugh today. 😂 thank you. You are hilarious!

@tally1604 4 жыл бұрын

He does the cat sounds extremely well. He must have been a cat in a previous life. 😂

@stefanandreasackerer8997 4 жыл бұрын

One of the best I have seen so far. Keep it up.

@jasonwarren9279 3 жыл бұрын

Dry Bar is great fun, AND it also validates my single lifestyle.

@843292 4 жыл бұрын

I have a new favorite comedian! ... gonna look for more of your stuff Johnny!

@Valiant7 Жыл бұрын

Someone please give this man a Snickers!

@christianheichel 3 жыл бұрын

The almonds are responsibly sourced from a non-caged environment lol

@melissag.664 2 ай бұрын

I enjoyed this through and through! 😂

@michelleconstante3247 4 жыл бұрын

Lol theres an ad on this video for irish springs

@northstar5240 4 жыл бұрын

Pamela Constante lol 😂 so cool

@brithanyflores9642 4 жыл бұрын

I got one for pull-ups

@jamesmcinnis208 4 жыл бұрын

Water?

@katandpapa 4 жыл бұрын

I've watched this 3 times! Im 60 yrs old and I'm living through the same stuff! Misery loves company!!! LOL! Been married for 42 years and I'm very happy, except I miss my candy! Lol! BE SAFE,GOD BLESS!!!

@johnvanegmond1812 4 жыл бұрын

Don't know if you realized it or not but you just pointed out you are living under controlling dominating disrespectful behavior. You love the company/camaraderie extended by this act. Yet you say you are happy. I would offer that you are happy in spite of the way you are treated. Points to you. We all have to find happiness within. If you tried treating your wife the way she treats you, would that work?

@gregorykelly8000 4 жыл бұрын

You let society control you...you don't care about your freedom nor mine.

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

You are crazy to stay married to a horrific woman like that for so long. Get a divorce and be happy.

@DirtyPrancing 3 жыл бұрын

Marriage shouldn't be miserable :( why do it? I love my husband and if I ever felt this negative about our relationship for an extended period of time, I would seek out counseling or leave. I wouldn't just live like that...

@rocarlosdavis622 4 жыл бұрын

Johnny👽🤯🤣😭..what a lovely and beautiful stand up comedy performance..thanks 🙂

@maythao3977 2 ай бұрын

What a great set! I laughed out loud through the whole set.

@showbizvet 3 жыл бұрын

Good set, love the cat stuff.

@kristelsillasoo4149 2 жыл бұрын

Pick your battles,great advice

@cheesebob1212 4 жыл бұрын

I literally couldnt breath after the hairball bit.. That was comedic perfection

@tedereTSSK 3 жыл бұрын

Priceless!

@lostpunkrock 4 жыл бұрын

Love this guy. It really makes me think though if the tables were turned and a woman was talking about her husband being that controlling it wouldnt be a comedy set.

@treeroots1734 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's because, in the grand scheme of things, a woman being controlled by a man more often leads to the woman being the victim of physical and psychological abuses and sometimes even murder. Not nearly as funny as someone being henpecked to the point of sharing it with a roomful of strangers. The woman in your scenario would likely only feel free to share with strangers in a group therapy kind of situation...Think about it.

@treeroots1734 4 жыл бұрын

@jjjmail I'm sure you must be baiting me here- I mean, you were smart enough to learn how to use your hands to eventually learn how to type and it looks like you basically understand how to use a language so you can't be stupid enough to believe what you just wrote. Hey, wait! Are you a comedian too?! Wow, I'm honoured that you'd try your material out on me. I have to be honest though, that joke makes me hope you get jumped in an alley so maybe don't use it at open mic night, k? It's for your own health.

@waneframe 4 жыл бұрын

@@treeroots1734 that's a real stretch. Plenty of controlling men out there that don't harm there wives. Just not culturally acceptable anymore.

@treeroots1734 4 жыл бұрын

@@waneframe Right (at least in our culture)...but the (relatively recent) history of control/ emotional abuse leading to physical violence of men against women makes such talk taboo. My comment refers only to that taboo.

@chrismoore9997 4 жыл бұрын

@@treeroots1734 - You are insane. I can tell.