Very logical

That’s a good one I’m gonna use that

😂

I say that all the time 🤣🤣🤣

👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 yes!!

I'm a woman and I agree lol, turning compliments into insults is my favorite sport. it's so cute how men are traumatized and have ptsd from that lol

@@flickanrimsky this comment is wow you are I know your a baby mom and single ran through claiming you are the prize have a seat smh 🤦🏿‍♂️ weirdo

They’re seeing if you will check them or not. Each time you don’t they lose respect for you.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But why DID you add the "to me" though? Sus

🤕😲

💀💀

As a nesting doll, haha!

Stoooooop! Hahahaahah

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it's too bad for the joke that tai chi is actually very yin/feminine. it's a slow, fluid, meditative dance designed to maintain a healthy flow of chi in the body. kind of looks like ballet.

dont overthink the joke@@Real_Lion_of_Judah

​@@genzboomer-sv3pl Not bashing the joke; it still works (kinda). It's just ironic because chai tea and tai chi actually are often found together.

"chai means tea, you're basically saying tea tea" -Pavitr Prabhakar

I miss more of this in American stand-up.

Yeah, ZZ top figured it out long time ago :D

And GOOD cologne - RAURRRR!😍

@@MrPhantomLord11 yah was thinking same till I saw your post!

@@yingnyang2889 you were thinking the same, UNTIL you saw the post? What? Did you just stop thinking about it?🤔

@@haroldfrets5468 lol. 😂 No I was actually typing in the same song, then I saw your post as I typed and it. It was like attending the redundant school of redundancy. Edit: his post, not yours. Sheesh 🙄 I actually got out the right side of the bed today.

Nice username and pic lol. fun fact: In the twilight zone episode "The Purple Testament", the character Fitz calls himself a "lousy, dog-faced line officer." Maybe biden saw/heard it back in the day and got confused lol.

@@thebeastoffeasterpark Hmmm, that’s interesting, I never heard of that show. I always figured he must have heard something similar a long time ago, it was such a random(and hilarious) phrase.

Dude knows what is up

Yassss I love the name/avatar

@@StupiderWithAB Funny stuff. Subscribed.

🤣🤣🤣tats cute

🤣

She only did THAT to you? I did the same with my wife, and the divorce proceedings are beginning next week!!!

🤣😂

@@DaDitka 😂

You are too funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 cry and you cry alone, laugh and you are never lonely. Lemons to lemonade. You get my drift.

Too funny!

I am offended. Leaf my blind friend out of your def joke.

Have you heard any jokes before?

🥰

@@b.k.3364 such as??

@@b.k.3364 Ummm.... no that like never happened...

@@b.k.3364 If a tyrant got into power by saying "just joking", then those are the stupidest people in the history of the earth.

White and Black girls & women get offended at just about everything

@@soniag4516 are you not white?

🤣🤣🤣

I'm not sure if that's Ryan Kelly... Or someone else and I'm having confusion.

@@callmekreme8246 the singer r Kelly, who sing I believe I can fly

boy I was convulsing in my bed lol

@@deeehi3 Thank God- I'm not going crazy with the reference-

Do the backpacks ever end? What’s in the last one?😂

One could just say that someone else is the most important to them and leave out "thing".

@@darthvader1597 We all are things, though.

@@mugwump7049 That's like pointing out that we're animals. Something being true doesn't suddenly make it not derogatory when used sometimes even when the person is trying to be romantic.

@@darthvader1597 And something taken the wrong way doesn't make it derogatory.

@@darthvader1597 Say you're a woman without saying you're a woman, that sums up your comments

Me too! 🤣

me three

LoL

Elvis??

Same, that joke was perfect

My thoughts exactly! I dont Like this cussing culture…

Exactly

REAL comedy can have cussing and still be funny

Because it's like people that use certain words have their own special secret club and they do not want the regular public to get too comfortable; l use to hate it when l went to the Baptist church and the preacher would shout at the "sinners burning in hell" . lt scared me when l was 8.

Wow I didn’t even notice that he barely used a single swear word in the set until I read your comment. He was great and that actually makes it more impressive!

u rock!

Awesome comment! 🙏🏻🩷

Total agree

Never has a truer word been spoken....

What about any facebook picture, hell even a church picture will be label as a nazi meeting just because.....reasons????

Hay thats not nice about twitter, you should take that back, smh some people ugh

@@Stabyy No thats just a picture of the place all the hypocrites meet up once a week

@@danielhoward8354 depends which one, the one I go we do community service and soup kitchen , but I know the people u mean and yeah pretty accurate

Yes that's what kept me watching and rolling in laughter-- so refreshingl

that was underrated asf 😂😂

Not really that related, but dave chappel did something similar, but instead of an ongoing story, he loves to make a joke then goes back to it later on in the set. It was awesome, and really shows how these comedians really got a hold of their craft.

I see what you did there

Many famous comedians do this as we are a narrative species. It's quite smart to do but can be very hard. Especially for a segment this long. Well done!

hi!

@@kvoncomedy Hi.

Me neither ahah I like the clean content

Because pointing out a general truth that's common isn't insulting. Its true. How comedy used to work before woke

Something youtube comments cannot do well at all.

Not to sound rude or anything, but there's a lot of generalisation going on . Is it an American thing , I mean the female 'traits' that's he's discussing? Because I'm very confused by some things he said , stuff never happens with women I know ( note that I'm bi raced , so when I visit both of my home countries, a lot of things he mentioned might be considered stereotypes nothing more )

Its because hes comfortable with his sexuality and it makes him charming as hell

I didn't even knew that was possible :o

How did you type

@@timanderson9805 I'm partially blind so I can still see to type, but a completely blind person would use a screen reader in combination with a voice activated keyboard, I think.

@@LucaAnamaria Ah okay that makes sense, lol

I didn't see that coming.

Blind man: "I have never seen her a day in my life." Ha! Maybe he should be a comedian. Wouldn't even have to worry about stage fright.

you rock!

Yeah we do lol

Amen!

Amennn

Oh is that right 😏😄

Me with skinny arms : why are we still here

I laugh at all of my own jokes. That must make me Lenny Bruce!

...without killing himself.

This guy is GREAT! More, please!

Not really

@stevie mondo found him ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Nice but what the hell is that profile picture 😂

Loved it too... Not Tai Chi but Chai tea, 😆

@@chadpowell1832 looks like Biden playing the meme frog like a saxophone

Liberals call everything racist that they disagree with or don't like because they are psychologically projecting their own racism on others.

There was a definite shift in the atmosphere, after he revealed his dad's ethnicity... And even though people were still laughing it was different. To be honest though they weren't that great to begin with 🤙👍

@@sorrymrgoogle2601 The real issue with liberals is that they act like economic inequality is not a thing and that social inequality is the end all be all of progressive thought.

It's so amusing to make such broad statements on one's political labeling. What do you call a liberal in China? A fascist 🤣😆, wait wasn't Mao as effective as Stalin at eliminating folks?

Yeah except it's pretty rich of a straight white dude to be telling other people what they can and can't be offended by lol

I didn't want to laugh at that but man I bursted out laughing.

I felt bad laughing is what I mean

@@ermelinda2223 why? You sound like the lady he talked about that was offended. Good grief, get over yourself. The blind man did!

How the heck did you post this comment

@@ermelinda2223 Ignore the idiot who had a go at you. There's a big difference between monitoring your own behaviour (out of respect for others) and inserting yourself into a conversation you're not part of, or affected by in any way, in order to police the behaviour of others. That was a large part of K-Von's point. It's a bit ironic that the commenter who said you were like the lady in the video is behaving *exactly* like the lady in the video herself... Because you were having an innocent conversation with the OP, and she inserted herself into that conversation in order to police your behaviour... 🤷‍♀️

I love uniformed men!!

yup. just gotta *LOVE* them double standards. (sarcasm) LOL

@@GingerNinja0424 I am terrible with understanding sarcasm and oblivious to your "double standards" reference. So I will repeat myself to get across to any uniformed working man that it is sexy to see them.

Sharp dressed men. Oh yeah😘

Because women care men for their successful career aka money. Men care women for their looks. It's just the truth.

you made my day!

No one pokes fun at blind people as much and as freely as other blind people.😱

I'd watch a blind man doing stand up, it's probably the only way I'd find out what is funny about being blind. I'm sure you have found yourself in absurd situations that a sighted person wouldn't experience maybe you could give it a go.

Blind Faith I'm not blind, but I'm with you, this guy is funny! 😂

You're great! But I'm just curious how did u type this? I mean am asian we don't have device to type things down by ourselves.. (My aunt is blind too I'm just curious. I don't mean to offend anyone)

@@aditi25singh iPhone has a setting called VoiceOver that reads the screen and allows you to interact with it using touch gestures. I believe that Android has a similar but inferior setting called Overlay or something. I strongly suggest VoiceOver for iPhone for any blind or visually impaired person. I do not know whether or not that works in Asia

That phrase did have a nice ring to it.

Chai swahili

you know chai (чай) is russian for tea.

@@user-sl5uq2gh3o also in hindi (चाय)chai

@@user-sl5uq2gh3o and Indian, Greek and Czech

I completely agree with everything you mentioned!! A wonderful comedian…hope he keeps it up

Seen this guy live in Orlando. What a trip.

He has his own Channel here on KZfaq ;)

Neither do I, first time

I wanted to like this but I couldn't because your at 669 likes lol😂

😂😂😂😂 I have never seen her a day in my life.

When he said the girl wouldn't work out with him and said she couldn't make it to then doing pushups kmsl 😂😂😂😂😂😂

true 😆just a few push ups and then ggaahh! I TOLD YOU ?!! 🤣

I read this the exact moment he said it.😂😂

At least comedy is provided

Yeah... the romantic pics part

@@lokobuild3565 whats vulgar about a 401k?

"This is a great comedian, he wasn't vulgar" He's playing in Utah, in front of a bunch of Mormons. The comics can't be "vulgar" If Mormons hear "vulgar" language they'll spontaneously combust. I'm betting you're Mormon.

I’m not Mormon but I don’t want to hear vulgarities.

@@swisschalet1658 i understand

The last part got me

@@Unidentified952 EXACTLY!-- Soo Hilarious😂😂😂

I live beside a gym so I LMAO. Chai tea!

@@ariadneschild8460 Yeah, too funny!😅😂

Lmao

It's true everyone gets offended by everything. I live in Los Angeles California and you have to be careful about what you say because you might offend someone. 13:37 I was born in 1975 and we had REAL bullies.

I am making the most sarcastic comedy videos ever. At least according to me. Hope you will check them out. 😀🙌🙌 give me a chance

@@StupiderWithAB When? I'll watch it!

My GF lost her sight, and she says "You know I trust you blindly" whenever we gotta make a decision LOL

@@edithdlp8045 They STILL have real bullies. Only now when the kid goes home from school the bullies follow them into their bedroom.

@@mooseontheloose-2531 how the turntables

Sad

oh no 😂

Then they wonder why we don’t compliment them anymore.

Make sure she doesn’t see this‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂

u rock... 99% of netflix comedians can't do this.

agree, when i try to tell a joke i'll throw in a cuss word sometimes to add the extra "umph" i think a lackluster joke might need in order to send it over the top, so i think this could easily apply to styles of comedy

​@@kvoncomedyand it's fine if they can't, as long as they can make it funny, it's okay to cuss

How would you know? You've been in the shoes of both types of comedians?

Yes, its too true!

Totally!!! If you like this, check out England's Michael McIntyre.

@@mac_tire_aonair I love Michael M. & just outta curiosity I looked to c # of subscribers ea of these guys have on KZfaq. Michael’s almost double in #’s. They r both on my list & r absolutely doing what they were put in this World to do, making ppl laugh, at ourselves. ☮️

@Your friendly neighborhood mess go back to twitter...people with gender flags are mentally incapable of having fun at jokes...

I feel like this comment was written by Jerry from Rick & Morty.

Kenny Sebastian too 😂

I would find that creepy either way

@@RedK5 same lmao

@@RedK5 not evenly i hope...

I agree!

@@TheAdatto why not

I understood that reference

Ok but can someone explain to me why changing from hand to hand was so difficult? ☹

You must be ascended to executive vicepresident of FUN right now!

@@Loctorak short version? Or legit science?

@@edgarflores5569 whom?

I laughed at it... then a second later, I really got the meaning of the joke, and proceeded to laugh even harder.

12:35 *I thought that was the best!!!* 🤣

Good dude indeed God bless him In Jesus Name

@Toe Thief..I take it ..you own a tow truck?

"Actually"?! Micro aggression! >:c

LIGHT PLS :D

And the deaf person never "heard" that joke before!😂

I saw that one on youtube it was kinda cringy but he owned her

@@jenniferrobinson5647 link?

it takes more talent to not be a snowflake which you clearly dont have

@@Flandre-Scarlet Plot twist: he isn't a snowflake. If he was, he would be triggered by the comedian.

@@samuellourenco1050 alternative plot twist: he didnt understand what the comedian was talking about so he didnt get offended lul

There are many. "Dry Bar" is clean funny comedy

nobody use foul joke in dry bar comedy dude..

W

I had to show this to my dad, he's a plumber. He cried he laughed so hard. I thought he was gonna faint 'cause he didn't inhale in at least a minute, I am not kidding lol.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

I have to say I loved his jeans…that “real men wear cargo pants” just contributes to that American mentality that men who wear shorter shorts/form fitting stylish clothes are queer and “not masculine”… that’s incorrect. It’s sexy. He’s talking about double standards but at the same time perpetuating them 🤦‍♀️ funny dude though 😂

@@ninifeb14 I don't think wearing skinny jeans makes men look queer but I think it definitely makes them look less "manly". Like Kvon said, I don't think I'd trust a plumber wearing skinny jeans. I cant say I've ever seen a lumberjack or fireman or a oil rig worker wearing skinny jeans. I've certainly seen boyband members, tik tokers, and metrosexuals wear them though.

Indeed...the man of culture kazuma

Kazuma Sensei

Kazuma-sensei One of the pillars of modern true gender equality. Hachiman sends his regards as a fellow pillar.

Aye let's go Kazuma quote speaking the truth

(Minor correction: talks about) But yeah - I feel ya. I cannot stand those people. I wish we would stop pushing this “be a man” bs. Be yourself - unapologetically. “Real Men” don’t sacrifice their sense of self for the sake of superficial popularity - and “Real Women” are the same.

I know right? Cursing and immoral jokes don't make a comedy show better. This guy did a good job.

Dry Bar Comedy is nothing but profanity-free, clean comedy.

@@sandrapittman1305 I think it's more like 99% clean. Which is enough for me.

I can make a room full of Karen's and sjws laugh by just simply pulling a Seinfeld and going "so how about those straight white guys, am I right?" Making an audience laugh is only an accomplishment based on the audience you have

I mean I wouldn't call itprofanity free at all but hey whatever floats your goat 😂

THAT is a good one!

Lmfao nice.

@Rusty Kinks DUN

Yeah, they trap my thiccness

@@nonexistentcomedychannel5136 mine too...

Wha!

Ikr lmao😂

Now...finally, every woman gets real pockets in their skirts and jeans. We gonna carry lipbalm for our dates too. ;-)

@@redrollinghood1222 Society done flipped the tables 0>0

LOL

It all ended in 2014😭 around there idk, i forgot its been so long

feels like a lifetime ago when that was the norm :/

Amen 10/10

Thank God for Red Areas... Places were common sense still exists..

@@dannyanderson6116 Twitter was launched in 2012. ... The Mayas were right, lol!

I loved the part where he moved houses using those pants , that was hilarious 😂

Cargo pants are awesome!

Yes I died!!! Well I cried ...lol. But my son was wearing cargo shorts and I'm like put it in your pocket!! Haha im like it velcros it wont come out

@@jskamshll8202 VELCRO KEEPS EVERYTHING SAFE...:)

@@kathrynejones2590 where do you think flex tape came from?

So well analyzed

I agree that it sucks

Comedy shouldn’t be something is coming from a place of love or whatever that is considered as place of “hate” because all of those things are subjective to every individuals. Comedy is an art form just as much as music, drawing, poetry, and paintings are. And like every single one of those individual forms, a person creating them or what’s funny in this case are creating from perceptions of people or group in real life, or anything they fond comical, but we (comedians, and yes I am one of them) can’t do that with the level of freedom with the amount or with the KIND of jokes we’re making, whether it’d be about race and stereotypes, or personal things affecting us JUST LIKE an art form. Now I haven’t heard the reference you were making with what Ricky Jer said, but it sounded to me like he was saying what I’m saying in this here post: which is comedy SHOULDN’T matter on the kind of place it’s coming from, as long as it’s meant to be funny to someone even if it’s just funny only to the comic making them. I don’t know what you do for a living or if you have EVER take a step on a stage, but nowadays comics has to deal with these overdramatic and easily triggered audience that is coming from MY GENERATION: the millennial. If you want to get a better perspective on how audience of comedy has pathetically changed over the years which is from not easily offended to now taking it to twitter or BLOG or articles and write about how INSENSITIVE a joke is go watch how comics free talked back in the early 2k with partially-scripted (for the host or during an act or a play they have comics do on the show with Collin Quinn.

@@jasonomnia9295 Hear hear!

So he's laughing with effeminate men instead of at them... what a bunch of crap.

You'll probably like a LOT of the Dry Bar comics. And check out Jeanne Robertson!

Some of the bluest comedians were from those eras, Red Fox for one

Yes I am with you - so true.

Yes, he has a talent for comedy and an ability to see the humor and absurdity of many touchy subjects.

I recommend his YT channel...k- von comedy

….exactly ! Funny w/o being mean or vulgar …👋🏼

How do you see this as funny or respectful?

@@BarbaraMerryGeng Some of the best people I know use so-called vulgarity, and some of the worst people I've come across seem to believe that so-called vulgarity is some horrible thing. Can you please explain to me how you define "vulgar"?

Got me too

🤣🤣🤣.

I don't think R Kelly waited until they were anything like 18 though...

Yeah, that was a bit creepy, but not as bad as when a guy says it. Double standards.

Yes 😂

right? i was like 😳 run lol. i get his point but i would feel gross hearing it from anyone lmao

He was really on point with that one though. As the saying goes, sometimes comedy is the perfect medium to make a valid point, or observation. It should have been creepy, but a lot of people have done it, and our society overall gives it a pass.

As you should be, sexual predators exist in both genders.

BABY RUSSIAN WITH BABY BACKPACK THAT WAS ADORABLE

Okay but way to describe all of me in a comment of his quote.

Loved that

Great comment to pin, doesn’t give away too much and helped me remember that I’ve seen this one before 👍

I didn’t realize I thought violence was funny to me until middle school. Yeah I used to watch looney tunes and Tom and Jerry etc. One day the weather was sold cold water on a sidewalk turned the whole thing to ice at my school. A kid for some reason thought it was a good idea to run to class on that side walk. It was almost like a cartoon, he slipped and flew backwards and landed on his back like that one scene in home alone 2 and I laughed to hard I shocked my friends. Some people took it into offense but who could blame me, I didn’t care who that kid was, it would’ve been funny either way.

hahhahaa

If only society was run by this dude!

Yes, yes and yes :)

Lol I've been saying this for years and I'm glad it's finally being used. Everyone gets so offended. Just laugh, it's funny. We are all stupid and smart. We are HUMAN!

It's all about the misuse of a Concept or Context, whatever you say or use. Put your Words in the Mouth of a German WW2-Soldier. See? You are laughing, yet you are not invading Poland.

Hahaha! We're laughing, we're having fun...we're not racists...yeah, you are!! 😂

depending on the gig... yes. mostly always pg 16!