Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

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@joseph-fernando-piano
@joseph-fernando-piano 3 жыл бұрын
One of the best quotes I ever heard was "before you give your child a 'unique' name, spend a week ordering with that name at Starbucks, and then see if you still want to burden your child with it"...
@bastette5475
@bastette5475 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect! That should weed out a bunch of them.
@sararivera7967
@sararivera7967 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think my child would pass the test...😅
@cassandraalls5633
@cassandraalls5633 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@MoniB888
@MoniB888 3 жыл бұрын
That's brilliant!
@geraldj3623
@geraldj3623 3 жыл бұрын
@@bastette5475 You would think so. Hahaha
@alesiawilson6143
@alesiawilson6143 3 жыл бұрын
Here’s another set of names; sisters named Windy, Sunney, Stormy. My brother referred to them as ‘The Weather Conditions’ 😂
@Nina-vv3ev
@Nina-vv3ev 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@preciousproperty6015
@preciousproperty6015 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@DeathWithoutLife976
@DeathWithoutLife976 3 жыл бұрын
I knew 2 sets of sisters, Diamond and her younger sister Pearl; America, Europe, and Irish were the more notable sisters. And personally, I've always loved that the parents went with 2 countries and a culture
@Scrimparmy
@Scrimparmy 3 жыл бұрын
@@DeathWithoutLife976 lol no they went with a country, a continent, and a nationality
@Baloo_The_Bear
@Baloo_The_Bear 3 жыл бұрын
Four sisters, winter, spring, summer, autumn Yeahp Edit; I'm not saying any of these names by themselves are bad, I personally think naming your kids something like that really lacks originality
@carolsteele9911
@carolsteele9911 2 жыл бұрын
This guy isn’t just funny he’s very intelligent too, love him. I’m from UK🇬🇧
@davidstout6051
@davidstout6051 Жыл бұрын
Remarkable combination of pointed, socially aware humor and genuine good will. Well done.
@wheelch0ck
@wheelch0ck 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh, Michelle? She's with a family that's gonna love her. That's where Michelle is..."🤣🤣🤣
@EscapeFromCrazytown
@EscapeFromCrazytown 4 жыл бұрын
I just about died laughing!
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 жыл бұрын
David Clarkson TOO MUCH logic, reasoning, and TRUTH in this video!
@skylarjaxx2399
@skylarjaxx2399 4 жыл бұрын
@Paul Provenzano 😂😂
@pa4362
@pa4362 4 жыл бұрын
Michelle Obama
@PacificMoceans
@PacificMoceans 4 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀
@loltom3703
@loltom3703 4 жыл бұрын
"Lecretia doesnt sound like she thinks the customers always right" 😂😂😂
@interestedbystander196
@interestedbystander196 4 жыл бұрын
But there is a "real" name called Lucrezia.
@genli5603
@genli5603 4 жыл бұрын
Lucretia is a good name!
@kickpublishing
@kickpublishing 4 жыл бұрын
@@genli5603 Does she have a sister called Excreta?
@liviaclaire
@liviaclaire 4 жыл бұрын
Actually that is a version of an old European name, it was just not pronounced how he said it There is nothing wrong with that name, just a bit out of use recently.
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971
@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 4 жыл бұрын
@@interestedbystander196 Yep. Lucrezia Borgia, daughter of Pope Cesare Borgia.
@haskellbob
@haskellbob 10 ай бұрын
His mom and him both learning there's no Santa Claus at the same time is comedy genius.
@robertekis2450
@robertekis2450 9 ай бұрын
So thankful for Dry Bar Comedy. I'm on dialysis and never feel good enough to do anything any more, but the Dry Bar comedians always cheer me up. Dwayne was especially good. I like that he looks for humor that everyone can enjoy, no matter the nationality you come from. My Korean wife likes him too.
@100PROOF-G
@100PROOF-G 7 ай бұрын
Praying for your health 🙏🏾
@peterbarelli6104
@peterbarelli6104 7 ай бұрын
Love the clean comedy
@FeralMina
@FeralMina 2 ай бұрын
sending you strength and health 🤍
@hagangibson1756
@hagangibson1756 3 күн бұрын
Just want you to know the good news of the Gospel. The bad news is that you and I (everyone) are sinners. And since God is Holy He doesn’t put up with sin. So sin leads to hell. The good news is God sent His Son, Jesus Christ, to die for our sins on the cross. This means Jesus paid the debt we owed but couldn’t pay. So if one repents and places faith (trust) in Jesus Christ they can be assured of heaven. I love you and so does God.
@renesbbwi
@renesbbwi 4 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole video with my sons. He was funny and there was absolutely NO curse, no obscene vocabulary. This deserve a like just for that.
@chicagoliightsx
@chicagoliightsx 4 жыл бұрын
Fun(ny) for the whole family!
@zinnakatt8312
@zinnakatt8312 4 жыл бұрын
The same with Brian Regan, clean & hilarious.
@morph261
@morph261 4 жыл бұрын
oh let this guy talk crap about black people, how we name our children, the fact that we cant get work because of prejudice and if we only had "white names" we would be soo much better off. but god forbid the man curses oh no! unacceptable!!!! do you see how stupid that sounds? i think hes funny but i wouldnt be offended if he used colorful language cause theres far more things to choose to be offended by if you had such thin skin if you tried.
@nadogrl
@nadogrl 3 жыл бұрын
Morph - It’s called “comedy”.
@7orivorian141
@7orivorian141 3 жыл бұрын
@@morph261 You sound like a white girl on insta. Go post ya black squares somewhere else XD
@itsjustian8484
@itsjustian8484 3 жыл бұрын
"L' Mongelo, because she likes lemon jello!" I died laughing.
@JudahsFinest.
@JudahsFinest. 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@creatrixinc
@creatrixinc 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! "My crazy mother."
@HellhammerSS
@HellhammerSS 3 жыл бұрын
He stole that from another comedian
@FlyingRatAttack
@FlyingRatAttack 3 жыл бұрын
@@thatgirlwithacamera I wouldn't automatically assume it was stolen on purpose, could just be parallel thinking but I've definitely heard that joke before. The version I heard was kids named Lanjelo and Lemanjelo because the mom loved lime and lemon Jello. I forget the comedians name but it was from Comic View on BET almost 20 years ago.
@GrayHateborn
@GrayHateborn 3 жыл бұрын
@@FlyingRatAttack It's not stolen at all - there are twin brothers (I believe in NY) called Lemonjello and Orangejello - but he correctly pronounced it the way they pronounce it. le-MON-zhelo and a-RAN-zhelo. Their story is in the book Freakonomics by Levitt & Dubner
@88spaces
@88spaces 2 жыл бұрын
Just when you think they're no more funny comedians, here comes Dwayne. I cried laughing. He's very good.
@nighthiker8872
@nighthiker8872 3 жыл бұрын
Dumb names don't help your child's future, so true.
@parislove616
@parislove616 3 жыл бұрын
and yet they keep doing it 🤔
@ashleyrichards5194
@ashleyrichards5194 3 жыл бұрын
Or ok names with idiot spellings... Kaighlynne... Tyuh’Mykahhh... Khrystalle... Aeighdynne
@LadyAnneJT
@LadyAnneJT 3 жыл бұрын
@@ashleyrichards5194 I refer to those as Dropped Scrabble names. Throw a bunch random tiles on the table and name the poor child whatever you get.
@Gunngirl
@Gunngirl 3 жыл бұрын
Ashley Richards I especially hate the apostrophe names or the “La...” Lamondre, Ladrea, Lacresha. The boys are always Demonte, Dontavious. Then they have multiple kids with the same letter sounding like this. Why?
@ashleyrichards5194
@ashleyrichards5194 3 жыл бұрын
Dedra I went to school with brothers Mark and DeMarcus and I was always like... why
@david8905
@david8905 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is great! He's relaxed, he's relatable, and doesn't use profanity. He is a rare talent in todays comedy world.
@lorirose4187
@lorirose4187 3 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree!
@stacieneely8463
@stacieneely8463 3 жыл бұрын
@@lorirose41879729,,(+6 I66,ym,06😂5(,,6+yyj JJ,y,, nynhuhhhmyhmyhymhhm6mym6hjhhnyyñynh
@tonedef221
@tonedef221 3 жыл бұрын
Profanity that can be used in non vulgar ways is perfectly fine in my opinion. It’s a way to put emphasis on a situation and can make a joke. Often used to paint a better picture. Vulgarity is another level and I understand why it could turn a lot of people away.
@tonedef221
@tonedef221 3 жыл бұрын
Stacie Neely Valid point.
@elbabalao
@elbabalao 3 жыл бұрын
what’s his name? he’s great.
@coleensibert882
@coleensibert882 Жыл бұрын
Adding this guy to my watch list - I appreciate clean comedy. Very classy.
@adelante3105
@adelante3105 3 ай бұрын
Same ❤
@Kevin.Anthony3
@Kevin.Anthony3 3 ай бұрын
Refreshing.
@lindacarruthers3423
@lindacarruthers3423 8 ай бұрын
This man is so hilarious,I sat in my chair tonight watching him and laughed my head off.
@thechaplainisin8598
@thechaplainisin8598 3 жыл бұрын
thank you Dwayne Perkins - I'm 75 and I needed this brilliant laughter!!!! Blessings on your career!
@tuanh5987
@tuanh5987 3 жыл бұрын
I hope you're having a nice day. Your profile picture is very lovely ✨
@maddymunchkin4593
@maddymunchkin4593 3 жыл бұрын
Coolest 75 year old ever!!!
@miloss5419
@miloss5419 3 жыл бұрын
May God bless you with another 50 years of life. Regards
@mikehunt6107
@mikehunt6107 3 жыл бұрын
😹🤗🖖🍯💙🕊
@jeffharris8166
@jeffharris8166 3 жыл бұрын
@@maddymunchkin4593 you're so sweet
@raymatthews7624
@raymatthews7624 4 жыл бұрын
Dwayne. As a black man, it was refreshing to hear clean sanitize Comedy, without profanity, I am proud of your performance.
@elsablue3646
@elsablue3646 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I can now show my older parents and not have to apologize or say i hope its not too gross!
@elsablue3646
@elsablue3646 4 жыл бұрын
I was watching dave chappelle who i love and laughing so hard then at the end ... gross funny but gross and it was ruined. Its not needed to be funny !
@JordanAcev
@JordanAcev 4 жыл бұрын
All of the standup on Drybar is clean. The sheer volume of talent Drybar has managed to tap into is amazing.
@lizdelisle1912
@lizdelisle1912 4 жыл бұрын
We need you on Netflix, Dwayne!
@michaelsmith4904
@michaelsmith4904 4 жыл бұрын
@@elsablue3646 Did you miss the whole segment on wiping your butt, then?
@sylviaolney652
@sylviaolney652 2 жыл бұрын
Hoodia. Love and appreciate this gentleman's comedy. Not distasteful, vulgar, trashy, and no cursing. Thank you Sir! 😊 🤗
@naomiramonono2094
@naomiramonono2094 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed this set so much! Clean, hilarious, relatable, sharp.. Wonderfully done!
@nondescriptnyc
@nondescriptnyc Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! A comedian of color who does not resort to foul language, sexism, or anti-Asian jokes to get cheap laughs. Instead, his jokes are everything you said!!!
@kerianhalcon3557
@kerianhalcon3557 4 жыл бұрын
"she's with a family thats going to lover her" thats so savage!
@glenholmgren1218
@glenholmgren1218 4 жыл бұрын
Yet, we all laughed - again, because to whatever degree, we all understood what the joke was about AND agreed
@Kwesi6486
@Kwesi6486 4 жыл бұрын
savagely hilarious!!!
@wastingyourtime05
@wastingyourtime05 4 жыл бұрын
Could you do me a favor and learn the english language?
@angelaboheme7361
@angelaboheme7361 4 жыл бұрын
Who is Michelle? And who are her parents?
@eeeguba432
@eeeguba432 4 жыл бұрын
I love how people literally just write a part of the video, and sometimes they cant even do that correctly
@DarlingDaintyfoot
@DarlingDaintyfoot 3 жыл бұрын
You know a comedian is good when you're watching them, sitting alone in your livingroom & you're busting out laughing.
@jeseniadelacruz
@jeseniadelacruz 3 жыл бұрын
Me right now! 😂
@carolsteele9911
@carolsteele9911 3 жыл бұрын
That’s me today, that’s not really your name is it?
@DarlingDaintyfoot
@DarlingDaintyfoot 3 жыл бұрын
@@carolsteele9911 Ha ha ha! I thought you were asking me.
@debracoronado3331
@debracoronado3331 3 жыл бұрын
@@DarlingDaintyfoot I did too 😁 til I read this comment , I went back and looked 😂
@evakabagenyi7474
@evakabagenyi7474 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@johnmejia8836
@johnmejia8836 Жыл бұрын
PROOF !!! A comic can be hilarious and topical without being crude, cussing , vulgar, or racial and make you laugh. I was very surprised that Dwayne Perkins made me laugh at every punchline ! This made my morning at work !!! Thank you Dwayne Perkins, I will remember your name. Come to California, I'm near L.A. !!
@cathrynpaterson7539
@cathrynpaterson7539 3 ай бұрын
Interesting job you must have where get to watch Drybar. I liked that fact that I found this program since I, too, don't like cussing etc.
@kennethmacqueenette1998
@kennethmacqueenette1998 3 ай бұрын
Probably is. some people here cussing no matter what channel you're on. My wife's a big christian now. She always walks out when I put on dry bar comedy. After about 3 or 4 weeks, I finally had to tell her there is no cussing on DBC. I had to tell her three of four more times. And I'm sure there are others that hear 2 or 3 Cusswords and expand them to 20. 🎉
@kennethmacqueenette1998
@kennethmacqueenette1998 3 ай бұрын
You'd better watch out if there's no DBC in LA.
@AWholeVibe96
@AWholeVibe96 2 ай бұрын
Oh please! Lmao all this anti-black talk wrapped up in this comedy. 😂😂😂
@LaiaBertran
@LaiaBertran Жыл бұрын
I love this guy! Clean comedy for everyone, no need to swear or be raunchy. Smart comedy! Love it Dwayne, you got me laughing and I don't usually do with stand up. Thanks for the laughs. 😁
@poodlegirl55
@poodlegirl55 2 жыл бұрын
I NEVER watch a whole comedy routine but I watched all 47 minutes of this and loved it.
@rifman6895
@rifman6895 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized that this whole channel is almost 100% PG, yet everything is hysterical.
@tonyduran5845
@tonyduran5845 4 жыл бұрын
Really? If so, that's rare and refreshing. Subbed! Thanks. :-D
@bilindalaw-morley161
@bilindalaw-morley161 4 жыл бұрын
Pac 450 Dry Bar is a venue in Provo Utah. So the live audience isn’t even drunk, lol. Heartland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, so booked acts have to fit in with the tenets of the Church. So you’re guaranteed a ‘clean’ show and 99% of them are hilarious.
@tonyduran5845
@tonyduran5845 4 жыл бұрын
@@bilindalaw-morley161 Genius! Love it and I hope it catches on. Finally, comedy acts I can watch with my kids. :-D
@sorenadix6411
@sorenadix6411 4 жыл бұрын
Subscribed! Thanks!
@kardoar
@kardoar 4 жыл бұрын
Its the heart of mormonville. Probably no alcohol either.
@frankbastian4991
@frankbastian4991 4 жыл бұрын
Proud of Dwayne!!!We went to high school in Brooklyn together..
@trickytreyperfected1482
@trickytreyperfected1482 4 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@szqsk8
@szqsk8 4 жыл бұрын
Frank Bastian Was he funny then too?
@kennywolfe6762
@kennywolfe6762 4 жыл бұрын
I'm proud of him too although we never went to high school together.
@foxxrider250r
@foxxrider250r 4 жыл бұрын
@@szqsk8 I need this question answered too lol
@godslyricalvessel6838
@godslyricalvessel6838 3 жыл бұрын
@@szqsk8 I grew up with him, and knew his grandma well, and he was ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. BEYOND proud and happy for you my dear friend. 🤗🤗👍👍💯💯
@jfjc5694
@jfjc5694 2 жыл бұрын
His roommate stalked dirt. LMAO 😂
@david9783
@david9783 2 жыл бұрын
A TON of kids have been hamstrung for life by their parents trying to give them 'original' names.
@babycakes8434
@babycakes8434 8 ай бұрын
It is one of my pet peeves. I can't stand made up names. I know it is not the person fault, but the "creative" parents🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️But it still bothers me🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@kitkakitteh
@kitkakitteh 8 ай бұрын
Checked in a guest named Anferny last month. Wtf.
@david9783
@david9783 8 ай бұрын
Male or female?@@kitkakitteh
@david9783
@david9783 8 ай бұрын
Bothers me, too.@@babycakes8434
@jgvtc559
@jgvtc559 8 ай бұрын
​@@david9783😂 doesn't matter
@smartpoota9223
@smartpoota9223 4 жыл бұрын
This man is great. Everything felt so smoothly i felt like he was a friend telling me story
@kysweetheart1964
@kysweetheart1964 4 жыл бұрын
that is what I felt, great job, just found him a few months ago, and can't believe I have never heard of him, as smooth as his set went, had to be doing this for awhile. great find!!
@MeandmyLife24
@MeandmyLife24 4 жыл бұрын
is ur name really smart
@harrietthespy2119
@harrietthespy2119 4 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna be very famous!
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 2 жыл бұрын
The best comedians are the best storytellers. Check out Jim Breuer, Josh Sneed, etc.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 2 жыл бұрын
@@harrietthespy2119 Love your name on here. Do you also eat just tomato sandwiches?
@johnterpack3940
@johnterpack3940 2 жыл бұрын
Dude! The timing, the delivery, the fact you covered familiar topics without sounding like microwaved Seinfeld leftovers... absolutely world class comedy.
@RainbowFlowerCrow
@RainbowFlowerCrow 2 жыл бұрын
"MICROWAVED SEINFELD LEFTOVERS" I actually laughed out loud!! 😂
@johnbailey3877
@johnbailey3877 2 жыл бұрын
Total agreement - very well said
@minecrewsupernt831
@minecrewsupernt831 2 жыл бұрын
Microwaved Seinfeld leftovers....you should do comedy XD
@johnterpack3940
@johnterpack3940 2 жыл бұрын
@@minecrewsupernt831 I would get arrested for speaking my mind in public these days.
@minecrewsupernt831
@minecrewsupernt831 2 жыл бұрын
@@johnterpack3940 D:
@mrkevinhaughey
@mrkevinhaughey 2 жыл бұрын
This dude is super hilarious. Never seen him before but I'm definitely a fan now!
@cmbooks2000
@cmbooks2000 2 жыл бұрын
So refreshing when a comedian relys on his talent and keeps it clean. I laughed through the whole thing
@dlwatib
@dlwatib 4 жыл бұрын
He's genuinely funny. No nervous laughter. All jokes that speak real life truth from his unique perspective.
@desertdancestudio
@desertdancestudio 4 жыл бұрын
Good comedy... and in agree with everyone. You dont need to get vulgar to be funny. Very refreshing!
@Rock-n-reel
@Rock-n-reel 4 жыл бұрын
47 minutes of laughing non-stop... and no swearing no offensive words wow this man got some talent right there
@chriso8193
@chriso8193 4 жыл бұрын
How are you the authority of what an "offensive" word is on comedy? That's mighty white of you.....see how easy it is to act privileged and play god>
@ijohnny.
@ijohnny. 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriso8193 Can it dope
@erikcrouch7881
@erikcrouch7881 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriso8193 You're happy to point fingers, but I bet you never reflect on your own self.
@stacieupchurch9775
@stacieupchurch9775 4 жыл бұрын
I agree...he was funny without a bunch of profanity. Good clean comedy.
@ebi_tempura
@ebi_tempura 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriso8193 oh! ATTENTION EVERYBODY ! WE FOUND APROFFESIONAL VICTIM!
@reaping-equally
@reaping-equally 2 жыл бұрын
"when I went to Africa, I had a clear conscience." Man, I'm sick and I busted up laughing
@ItsFreshItsAnne
@ItsFreshItsAnne 2 жыл бұрын
"A car culture...Unless you're on your mission". Look at this, he worked in some relatable LDS (Mormon) material! That's dedication to your craft. Tipping your hat to the place who's giving you a stage. That's fantastic. He's so confident and RELAXED. I love DryBar for promoting quality!
@mattiemathis9549
@mattiemathis9549 Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment!! True to his craft and audience.
@fixinfkinsandwiches6183
@fixinfkinsandwiches6183 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard of this man but he sounds like a seasoned comic. Very smooth, original and funny!
@garymatusavige3639
@garymatusavige3639 4 жыл бұрын
Hes been around seen him before
@ajbeeskneesjr
@ajbeeskneesjr 4 жыл бұрын
He's been to Tonight's shows already and has a a couple of specials
@sirkrutchbluesman3009
@sirkrutchbluesman3009 3 жыл бұрын
I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY
@JESUSfreak00
@JESUSfreak00 3 жыл бұрын
He's done global shows so....
@violetangelflame1
@violetangelflame1 3 жыл бұрын
He's so good. I haven't been able to listen to comedy in years because of the language, but finally super side splitting funny with no four letter words!!!!
@sf9046
@sf9046 4 жыл бұрын
This guy proves you can be hilarious without needing to curse.
@dariusraphael1649
@dariusraphael1649 4 жыл бұрын
The new Sin Bad
@donnamcdonald3709
@donnamcdonald3709 4 жыл бұрын
Yep! I can't stand the cursing comedians -- turn it right OFF!
@pritikakhanna7577
@pritikakhanna7577 4 жыл бұрын
Thats coz he was brought up by his grandmother.
@ekcentrik
@ekcentrik 4 жыл бұрын
or offensive.
@michamcv.1846
@michamcv.1846 4 жыл бұрын
WHY WOULD U EVEN NEED A PROOF FOR THAT .... and im sorry for your parents cursing all the time..
@FREDO9032
@FREDO9032 7 ай бұрын
Not a single F word this guy said and yet I was rolling on the floor laughing!!! Nicely done!!!
@Reality_C
@Reality_C 2 жыл бұрын
I can watch this comedian over and over.
@aalm7966
@aalm7966 3 жыл бұрын
He's the funniest comedian I've seen in years I hope I find him again somewhere.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 2 жыл бұрын
Try his Instagram page.
@2bitnerd
@2bitnerd 2 жыл бұрын
Wait really?
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 9 күн бұрын
​@@2bitnerd the key word is ..."I'VE" 😊
@rachelgarber1423
@rachelgarber1423 4 жыл бұрын
His credits didn’t transfer; I died
@cliffwest5617
@cliffwest5617 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is impeccably funny! His delivery , his timing , a real xertified comedian .
@geographicoddity9444
@geographicoddity9444 2 жыл бұрын
Clean jokes that are really funny. Breath of fresh air!
@onebadapple5053
@onebadapple5053 4 жыл бұрын
Dwayne Perkins. Not sure how famous he is (yet). But he made me laugh out loud countless times during this show. And I really needed it today....
@dauwg99
@dauwg99 4 жыл бұрын
he's been on Conan, but doesn't seem to care about getting famous. watched him perform in HK. small, quiet gig. amazing quality.
@shonahowell1863
@shonahowell1863 4 жыл бұрын
She can't say "back in my day," because I was there. 🤣
@florecitayami
@florecitayami 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god 😂 when he said that I almost choke on my own saliva! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@warmwoolsoxgood4559
@warmwoolsoxgood4559 2 жыл бұрын
Funny guy, Dwayne Perkins! Loved this. He really should be at larger venues!
@margaretharritt6772
@margaretharritt6772 Жыл бұрын
what a brilliant comedian he is! such clever humor that really connects and makes me LOL!
@Adam_Ch739
@Adam_Ch739 4 жыл бұрын
this guy's laidback demeanor is what makes an excellent comedian well done
@lyndamartinez2257
@lyndamartinez2257 4 жыл бұрын
easy to listen to
@probationbird9786
@probationbird9786 3 жыл бұрын
I taught middle school math, and in one of my 6th grade classes, I had twin boys named.....and I'm not kidding.... Y'hyness, and Y'majessy ....yeah.
@elouise5593
@elouise5593 3 жыл бұрын
Jermaine Jackson (Michael's brother) has a son named Jermajesty.
@msc2u1
@msc2u1 3 жыл бұрын
My Lord! Help those children 😱😱😱
@jalyn30
@jalyn30 3 жыл бұрын
Had student boy/girl twins names princess and princes
@Isabel-ge1ou
@Isabel-ge1ou 3 жыл бұрын
i was about to mention jermajesty
@Isabel-ge1ou
@Isabel-ge1ou 3 жыл бұрын
apple is definitely the worst.... just a big cry for attention just like her over priced lifestyle website.
@zenoofcaledonia2439
@zenoofcaledonia2439 2 жыл бұрын
Give this man a netflix special!
@tabathawade5279
@tabathawade5279 2 жыл бұрын
That was really funny, smart and no swearing! Class act. thank you Dwayne Perkins! mad props sir.
@MrSpookdog418
@MrSpookdog418 4 жыл бұрын
Him and his mom being sat down to be told there is no Santa Claus was genius.
@daniolam8113
@daniolam8113 3 жыл бұрын
Dwayne: great smart clean humor, not many comedians can pull it off 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@cathywright8218
@cathywright8218 3 жыл бұрын
I suspect this set is clean because he's playing to Mormons in Provo, Utah. If he were playing anywhere else, I bet he has a more blue repertoire?
@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103
@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 3 жыл бұрын
They can, they just choose not to. People need to stop paying or supporting the ones who feel the need to curse or refer to body parts in a negative way.
@ds525252
@ds525252 3 жыл бұрын
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! *Sarcasm and lol🤝
@coledibiase1777
@coledibiase1777 3 жыл бұрын
@@onthesideofrightwhyarentyo4103 Maybe its what people want, considering that's what's popular among the PEOPLE.
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 2 жыл бұрын
@@cathywright8218 Not really. Check out his Instagram channel. Same clean cut comedy.
@BillMorganChannel
@BillMorganChannel 2 жыл бұрын
I always named my kids as if they were being introduced to someone needing open heart surgery ... no one wants to hear: "This is Sunbeam, she will be replacing your heart today."
@michaeltorrisi7289
@michaeltorrisi7289 6 ай бұрын
Yeah but that's the point. You hear "Sunbeam", it's a good bet that their parents messed them up good and proper. Why take a risk on a likely broken person?
@mindfkr
@mindfkr 3 ай бұрын
"that's DR Sunbeam"
@themanifestorsmind
@themanifestorsmind 2 ай бұрын
My cat's name is Sunbeam😂
@SoLuVaBle299
@SoLuVaBle299 2 жыл бұрын
38:17 That “I love this girl so much, I’m prepared to come home every night, sit down in front of her, and listen to her story,” hit me right in the feels. My boyfriend proposed earlier last week, so I guess he’s ready to listen to my long, so detailed you’re practically there and I almost forget where I was going with the entire thing stories 😂😭🥰
@TheSleepSteward
@TheSleepSteward Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the proposal and maybe wedding as its been a year now. Wishing you two all the best
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 9 күн бұрын
Great....But lets try to help our partners out ... because seriously most males have undiagnosed...ADHD!... Seriously....so lady's... let's take it easy🙏🏿on the looooong dramatic never ending!!!... dramatic Stories.👍🏿👍🏿🙏🏿
@cameronball3998
@cameronball3998 4 жыл бұрын
This was by far some of the technically best comedy I've ever seen, just a full 50 minutes of it. I couldn't be more impressed.
@thinkmackay8954
@thinkmackay8954 4 жыл бұрын
You are not alone! Haven't laughed so hard for a long long time! Couldn't stand a second of those stevencoberts!
@andyvannen
@andyvannen 4 жыл бұрын
He's very likeable and personable. I really enjoyed his content.
@brandonharris6769
@brandonharris6769 4 жыл бұрын
my wife family are hales
@SteveCarras
@SteveCarras 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I did,too!
@MrTommy001
@MrTommy001 4 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see comedy without F-bombs every few minutes. I loved it.
@Ten13Grl
@Ten13Grl 4 жыл бұрын
@@MrTommy001, well this was his set in Utah. I haven't seen anything else he's done, but he almost definitely changed it up a bit for a state known for being pretty conservative.
@keishajones3830
@keishajones3830 4 жыл бұрын
@Jessica Hale Personable and likeable to who? Utahns? Mormons? White ppl? Non black Americans? Racists? 🙄 oh, ok.
@jgt5463
@jgt5463 2 жыл бұрын
My mother was a social worker back in the 60's and when I was a kid she told me of a black client who named her child oranjello. When asked how she choose that name she replied that while going through the cabinet she saw a box of orange jello. So much for culture based naming. Or maybe it is a reflection on the culture.
@dianequince8761
@dianequince8761 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy! With the crazy baby names thing 😂 He's just so funny, enjoyed the whole video.
@tthompson9244
@tthompson9244 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I've never seen this guy. He's really funny.
@crimsonknight5575
@crimsonknight5575 4 жыл бұрын
me too.
@elsablue3646
@elsablue3646 4 жыл бұрын
Me too ! Hes great!
@cherylturner2291
@cherylturner2291 4 жыл бұрын
Me three!
@crimsonknight5575
@crimsonknight5575 4 жыл бұрын
@@cherylturner2291 😄
@michaelrabon1189
@michaelrabon1189 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to offer no solution, even if there is a clear solution..." so stinking true.
@jheath246
@jheath246 4 жыл бұрын
😂 probably my favorite line of the whole show!!
@pizzaente
@pizzaente 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Rabon Yea, I really gotta listen more to my lady, always so quick with my solutions.
@duanevanwinkle3488
@duanevanwinkle3488 Жыл бұрын
He has several levels to his sense of humour!!! Goes deep!!’
@lorraineklimek1677
@lorraineklimek1677 21 күн бұрын
Thank you KZfaq algorithm for sending me Dry Bar Comedy. I thought comedy was dead, and yet here we are.
@andrewjohnson6716
@andrewjohnson6716 4 жыл бұрын
He has a really casual control of space and the crowd. He really owns his space.
@juliesmock7614
@juliesmock7614 3 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of the cowbell skit. When he's told to explore the space. Hahaha
@pettytoni1955
@pettytoni1955 2 жыл бұрын
@@juliesmock7614 "I got a fever, and the only cure is..."
@angrychickin
@angrychickin 4 жыл бұрын
this dude is super clever and his delivery is on point
@Doku_Tigre
@Doku_Tigre Жыл бұрын
real masterclass of comedy. not cursing at all, but still funnier than most of the cursing comedians! 👏👏👏👨🏾‍🎓
@yankeetango
@yankeetango 2 жыл бұрын
Excellence in comedy. Really liked Dwayne's material and delivery.
@shirleyo1758
@shirleyo1758 3 жыл бұрын
What a breath of fresh air. Humor does not have to be dirty to be funny and entertaining.
@native9275
@native9275 3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't have to be but its funniest when it is
@DreidMusicalX
@DreidMusicalX 3 жыл бұрын
But it helps. A lot!
@roryb3013
@roryb3013 2 жыл бұрын
And a car doesn’t have to have windows but it’s always better when it does
@JavierGonzalez-fc3tn
@JavierGonzalez-fc3tn 2 жыл бұрын
There are different people for different humor
@jennifergersch9126
@jennifergersch9126 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@Wallepow
@Wallepow 3 жыл бұрын
Legit almost peed when he said “exontashia” 😂 bruhh!!! Haha
@lenaely6146
@lenaely6146 3 жыл бұрын
Ur name is paola pacheco.😶 😑That's lucrecia-ish ...✌️
@brangeeellis3083
@brangeeellis3083 3 жыл бұрын
@@lenaely6146 hahahahaha...wow, u went there
@rustbucket1728
@rustbucket1728 3 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you spelled it correctly 🥴
@86nabatat
@86nabatat 3 жыл бұрын
I heard it “eggs-on-tayshia” 🤦‍♂️
@johnathansaegal3156
@johnathansaegal3156 2 жыл бұрын
Two years later I have watched this special several time over... simply enjoy this man's humor.
@tsgrandma9837
@tsgrandma9837 2 жыл бұрын
On naming a child part: When I had my oldest son the trend was naming your baby after snack foods. IE: Twix, Snickers, etc. When the nurse came into my room and asked what our sons name was, she held her breathe. When I told her Victor Antonio she exhaled and exclaimed, "Good name. That's a really good, strong name." She went on to say mothers were actually naming their children after candy bars and snack foods. Some of the actual names of children born in that week at that hospital are: Cotton Candy, Mars Bar, Hershey Kiss, Pixie Dust, (instead of Pixie stik), so I could understand why she held her breathe and excitedly said, "Good name! That's a good, strong name!" Never go with trends for naming your child. They have to live with for the rest of their lives or until they are old enough to legally change it.
@aliciagc2539
@aliciagc2539 4 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! Why isn’t he a household name? So talented, so likeable, so real.
@firesign4297
@firesign4297 9 күн бұрын
He WILL BE!...🤗🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🤗
@t.m.a.3665
@t.m.a.3665 4 жыл бұрын
This young man is brilliant ! He needs his own show !
@bobn.5173
@bobn.5173 Жыл бұрын
This kid is wicked funny!
@erinenglish3171
@erinenglish3171 2 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. I think it’s one of the best standup performances I’ve seen. It’s perfect.
@kevindreenk6214
@kevindreenk6214 4 жыл бұрын
I swear the dry bar has some of the best stand up
@Phil231937
@Phil231937 3 жыл бұрын
in france, the preacher or other official who registers the name of a baby is required by law to protect the child from inappropriate names. he must refuse a stupid name or any name that will create a burden later in life. fabulous comic.
@juliebuys2195
@juliebuys2195 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that could become a Monty Python sketch.
@gabrieleghut1344
@gabrieleghut1344 3 жыл бұрын
We have this in Germany too. No absurd names that may humiliate a child now or later in life.
@chapablo
@chapablo 3 жыл бұрын
How does that work with foreign names? Is there a bias against a Jacinta or Reniqua? They're not offensive or dumb, just not Euro.
@necoragha65
@necoragha65 3 жыл бұрын
@@chapablo That is not a problem, it just may not be offensive. I.e. You may not name your child Hitler. I've seen a Belgian name his child Angelinajolie -- one word. Not offensive or anything, but why.
@UchihaScenario
@UchihaScenario 3 жыл бұрын
In Poland too 👍
@dreamweaver1603
@dreamweaver1603 Жыл бұрын
This was one of the best comedy sets I’ve seen in a long time. Good job!
@thedon978
@thedon978 2 жыл бұрын
A woman came to me in Chicago and asked that I baptize her baby daughter “Placenta.” She loved the sound of it.
@hw8140
@hw8140 4 жыл бұрын
"My crazy mother loved lemon jello" I died.
@lucyflorey9152
@lucyflorey9152 4 жыл бұрын
There were twins we knew whose names were lemon jello and orange jello Pronounced le monn ja lo and or ron jalo Actually happened
@RedRoseSeptember22
@RedRoseSeptember22 4 жыл бұрын
@@lucyflorey9152 wow lol
@henryperez606
@henryperez606 4 жыл бұрын
Lucy Florey They were from Miami
@lucyflorey9152
@lucyflorey9152 4 жыл бұрын
@@henryperez606 the twins we knew were from Illinois
@JustanotherLisa
@JustanotherLisa 4 жыл бұрын
H W No joke, I once had a doctor named Lemonjello. He went to our Church and only charged me $40 for each Dr visit. Nice man, cool name imho
@jeanabeana8818
@jeanabeana8818 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate comedians who can get through a routine without using profanity. It's refreshing and yet, STILL FUNNY!!
@armindarenteria
@armindarenteria 4 жыл бұрын
its the Dry bar that channel is dedicated to PG comedy and very good comedians.
@jodilopez7164
@jodilopez7164 4 жыл бұрын
Ur comedy is my style!! Funny & clean....very entertaining
@pforgottonsoul
@pforgottonsoul 4 жыл бұрын
quite honestly it's not that hard to do clean comedy, it just takes actual effort.
@morgannaomi1231
@morgannaomi1231 4 жыл бұрын
That's the point of dry bar lol
@DevinciFX
@DevinciFX 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@parrell1012
@parrell1012 2 жыл бұрын
His form is effortless. Everything he says is so very funny. He's truly one of the best with complete clean comedy. The whole family can enjoy.
@BornAgainAmerican1
@BornAgainAmerican1 Жыл бұрын
Dwayne Perkins is the 21st century reincarnation of Jerry Seinfeld . He takes mundane topics and turns it into comedic gold.
@throwingpotsandpans
@throwingpotsandpans 4 жыл бұрын
It's 45 minutes of dad jokes. Heaven.
@stacyhigginson170
@stacyhigginson170 4 жыл бұрын
My Dad's jokes must be extra on the Dad because this guy's jokes aren't even close to my Dad's 😂
@simonw3858
@simonw3858 4 жыл бұрын
It was a great set, the guy is really funny and performs his routine perfectly. Not dad jokes though. Dad jokes have a distinct flavour of corny and silly, often revolving around puns. example : "I'm lactose intolerant. I get weirded out by feet without toes." Giggle worthy and warm natured but won't have you rolling out of your seat with big belly laughs.
@clancykobane9102
@clancykobane9102 4 жыл бұрын
how hip are you?
@adryanredbeard699
@adryanredbeard699 4 жыл бұрын
Simon W Exactly👍😊
@elizabethpierce1351
@elizabethpierce1351 4 жыл бұрын
"LeMonjelo, cuz my mom really liked lemon jello, and that's why I work here."
@carolyndarley1045
@carolyndarley1045 3 жыл бұрын
@@SaltyDraws don't forget his twin brother, Oranjelo..
@roderickbrown1640
@roderickbrown1640 3 жыл бұрын
I grow up listening to Bill Cosby and Flip Wilson, they never cursed. And they had me in stitches!! This young man is from that old-school jandra !😂😂
@RepentfollowJesus
@RepentfollowJesus 3 жыл бұрын
@@roderickbrown1640 genre
@maligrish4173
@maligrish4173 3 жыл бұрын
In addition to their names. Knew a chick named Hymen sisters name Orchid.
@stephenvanburen1818
@stephenvanburen1818 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on perfect!
@carriemorley356
@carriemorley356 2 жыл бұрын
I need to watch dry comedy way more! LOVE this gentleman- funny, clean & very handsome! Yummy Funny -Laughter IS the BEST health fixer EVER‼️😅 y’all’s comments funny too. We Read them ALL, & funny names y’all shared👍
@michaelmcgregor7374
@michaelmcgregor7374 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when a family from New Jersey wanted to name their new born son "Adolf Hitler", It ended up in court, and the judge said "No dice!" I wonder why...
@K.Spade7902
@K.Spade7902 6 күн бұрын
Years ago, in the news, these people wanted a birthday cake with their kids name on it. His name was Adolf Hitler. Walmart was the only store that would make it.
@adamjosey317
@adamjosey317 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe we should let the epidural wear off before we name our kids
@jolandameivogel9006
@jolandameivogel9006 4 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@JustanotherLisa
@JustanotherLisa 4 жыл бұрын
Well I hate the name Harriet. How about NOT letting your mother in law name your first daughter after her bff. just because u and your husband live with her and feel like u owe her. NO! That is dumb.
@lucyflorey9152
@lucyflorey9152 4 жыл бұрын
I had a friend who was a counselor...one of her clients decided to name her daughter Latrina...the counselor friend of mine tried to explain what a latrine is but...
@atoyshabassene6273
@atoyshabassene6273 4 жыл бұрын
most have the name picked before though LOL
@9SmartSand6
@9SmartSand6 4 жыл бұрын
No lie....I saw on this one poor girl's name tag at my local grocery store checkout line, that her parents had named her 'Moronica'. I assume the implications were lost on them.
@brigittej5158
@brigittej5158 4 жыл бұрын
This man is seriously hilarious and adorable.
@gemthomson6730
@gemthomson6730 2 жыл бұрын
So very funny and clean humour, what a refreshing change. Well worth the watch, i can't believe i watched this gentleman from beginners to end. Laughter is like a tonic. Sent from Darlington England ☺️
@FormTrends
@FormTrends Жыл бұрын
Amazing set! No raunchy nonsense,. Just good laughs. Awesome
@INCOGNITO-kd5ub
@INCOGNITO-kd5ub 4 жыл бұрын
This guy's jokes have double meaning and fckin deep. This dude is like a poet I can listen to him all day
@summerlyric506
@summerlyric506 4 жыл бұрын
"Skylar...let's bring her in" 😂😂😂😂 Lemonjello 😭😭😭😭
@juliesmock7614
@juliesmock7614 3 жыл бұрын
Oranjelo
@juliesmock7614
@juliesmock7614 3 жыл бұрын
I heard about those back in the 70s. Oranjelo and Lemonjelo
@cherylalt101
@cherylalt101 3 жыл бұрын
Julie Smock I think that would be Le'Monjelo and Or'Anjelo lol.
@jolab1810
@jolab1810 2 жыл бұрын
Great routine! It's so good to laugh about everyday, slice-of-life topics without bad language. Thank you!
@jeanneratterman4174
@jeanneratterman4174 2 жыл бұрын
Love Dwayne Perkins humor and delivery.
@mr2ti41
@mr2ti41 4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy before, but I'm really diggin' his jokes.
@Tsukiyori9
@Tsukiyori9 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@mcdutch83
@mcdutch83 4 жыл бұрын
He’s great he’s got a Comedy Central special before this that I first saw him on. He does abit bout getting certified by the government by your looks being a 1-10. It’s a great bit
@weepingkoopa2862
@weepingkoopa2862 4 жыл бұрын
I think I saw him on TV before. I recognize that joke about waiting food.
@QPRTokyo
@QPRTokyo 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is good.
@ChopStickSoSushi
@ChopStickSoSushi 4 жыл бұрын
he's so genuine like doesn't even seem to be trying
@therealhiddenflower
@therealhiddenflower 3 жыл бұрын
"Ginsenga is with a family who's really gonna love her"👉🏽😂
@adamstov529
@adamstov529 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Michelle 😂😂
@deniserusinski5354
@deniserusinski5354 Жыл бұрын
This guy is spot on. Soooo funny. His timing is good.
@vernakautz6883
@vernakautz6883 Жыл бұрын
Was in a bad mood today. Saw this, so I thought I would watch it. He is very funny. Made me laugh. Thank you Dwayne
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