Why You Should Never Launder Money in Hoi4

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2 жыл бұрын

Today we amass a personal fortune as we play a hoi4 money laundering simulator.
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@Mr_Socksnjocks 2 жыл бұрын

"Don't sell your country in HOI4 for profit" Literally 1984

@dragon_ninja_2186 2 жыл бұрын

Now with a worm cult!

@lianxia1111 Жыл бұрын

hey look it's a sablin pfp

@FeCyrineu 2 жыл бұрын

For a nation that seemed to be created only to be eaten by it's neighboors, Tobuck has alot of different and very interesting paths.

@knifepony 2 жыл бұрын

It was created to be a speedbump but became so much more

@crocodileguy4319 2 жыл бұрын

That's true for a lot of the countries is this mod

@Sassy_Witch Жыл бұрын

apperently it has the most content of the entire mod lol

@papiezpp Жыл бұрын

@@Sassy_Witch let me introduce you to the Griffonian Republic.

@naturalwizard2226 Жыл бұрын

@@knifeponyomg knife pony the real eaw mp player

@starhalv2427 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact- if you select these decisions to send out caravans, you'll eventually get a better version of a national spirit that gives you 50 guns and 10 support equipment weekly Combined with these decisions giving tons of artillery, infantry and support equipment, you can build such a big army that manpower and weak technology are the only problems

@FeCyrineu 2 жыл бұрын

For Pea Shooter to get the best ending, you have to get 100 million bits overseas. Took me a few tries, but I was able to do it. Also, turns out that appointing a corrupt money-launderer as mayor before you got rid of all corruption would backfire. Clearly, the Queen just wasn't ready enough for the hussle.

@orionknight4803 2 жыл бұрын

Any advice? I tried him once and only got to the second stage, however much that is, where him and his wife never have to work again, and the kids tuition is paid for

@FeCyrineu 2 жыл бұрын

@@orionknight4803 What I did was: -Put all of your military factories to produce guns and import steel from day one. -Try to sell as many guns as you can. Your goal is to get the stockpile low enough to unlock some new money making decisions. Also, start laundering money now since money laundering is going to be your biggest bottleneck later on. -Rush the focus that allows you to praise the warlods. Do it everytime you can, no exception. -Rush the focus that gives you more daily PP and lowers warlord suspicion by 75 days. -Rush the focus that allows you to sell guns to civil wars and priorite doing that since it gives you foreing cash directly. Although, if they refuse you basically wasted 50 PP so it's risky. -Rush the focus that lower PP cost of actions and finish draining the stockpile, although you might want to save some in case you wish to do some focuses that require it. -By now you should've unlock a decision to sell 500 infantry equipment for 10 million dosh, as well as some other very profitable decisions. Since your source of dirty money is secured, you now need to complete the focus to launder money through the skynavian bank. Your remaining PP should be saved to be used by the bank laundering scheme. -You will have some time left for wiggle room and set up the Tobuck path you want. Put some warlord in power, fulfill your promise to Zarantia or just try to buff Tobuck for Vasil.

@maytriks4215 Жыл бұрын

@@FeCyrineu How do I get tobuck in power?

@FeCyrineu Жыл бұрын

@@maytriks4215 I don't understand what you mean? Tobuck is the nation, not a character.

@apollyon2018 Жыл бұрын

@@FeCyrineu I think he was talking about Vasil lol

@dragon_ninja_2186 2 жыл бұрын

Well, that took unexpected turn. Selling out a country leads to a worm cult. I love this mod so much.

@kurvakus7256 2 жыл бұрын

I would launder money anyday if it could bring ancient giant-death-worm cult into my neighbourhood. This path is so fucking cool and atmospheric, right in my taste personally.

@battleroyal797 2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact about fighting chiropterra, you can use the thin river chokepoint to funnel in their divisions and immediately encircle them after crossing said chokepoint. Repeat a few times and chiropterra will have no more manpower and substantially less divisions. Also, the Lunar Empire won't avenge Chiropterra after you capitulate them as they'll white peace shortly afterwards and you can have north zebrica all to yourself.

@lordofthejam378 2 жыл бұрын

That was the first thing I did when I played Tobuck. The nation with the best military on the continent getting encircled by a bunch of mercenaries LOL.

@inurokuwarz Жыл бұрын

I love Chiropterra but you get so done dirty by the Lunar Empire. If Luna marries Sombra you get kicked from the faction and have no way to rejoin.

@squably 2 жыл бұрын

Take what you earned, and it's called embezzlement. Keep what you make, and it's called tax evasion.

@squably 2 жыл бұрын

This video took multiple turns I was not ready for

@Asshat1776 Жыл бұрын

TAX EVASION IS A CRIME VERGIL

@muhammedtugra5943 2 жыл бұрын

"until we cease to exist, money laundering will be embalmbed into reality" - Big money Shakey

@al.bay24 2 жыл бұрын

Turkish EAW gamers rise up

@xavierwright719 2 жыл бұрын

Hey there DShakey; I just wanted to pop up to say hi and pass on a thank you for featuring my writing, brief as your stay in TBK may have been! In total There are over 180k words in the localisation file for Tobuck, the vast majority of which was written by yours truly in a time span of only about five months and I'm very happy to see it on KZfaq. If it's of interest to you, I'd very much enjoy seeing you play one of the warlord paths for TBK - for which you must favour one of the warlords in the starting tree and let the timer run down - with my personal recommendation being either of the two Wallnut Drive (tricky thestral) paths for a more wholesome experience. Hope you enjoy the rest of what North Zebrica has to offer! As a sidenote, Vasile is also an important figure in Tobuck and has two paths there. If you do not favour a warlord in the starting tree and let the timer run out, he will take over in Pea's absence whilst the warlords fight each other and the national guard.

@monx94 2 жыл бұрын

hey there dragon

@xavierwright719 2 жыл бұрын

@@monx94 oi oi mate! I should probably update my pfp here lol

@JJDPerry 2 жыл бұрын

I DON'T CARE WHO THEY SEND I'M NOT PAYING TAXES

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

What if I ask reaaallly nicely

@dragon_ninja_2186 2 жыл бұрын

Oh you’ll have other things to worry about. The Tatzlwurms will make sure of that.

@xherdos400 Жыл бұрын

Just finished the route to get the Worm Queen... honestly i feel sad for Umalez with all the Stuff happening to her from her Mother getting assassinated to Vasile using her as a Puppet and so on... It's just horrible to end up like that.

@apollyon2018 Жыл бұрын

I did a common Zarantia path once and was expecting Umalez to go full schizo on her own and become the Worm Queen, but that's just sad. Oh well, time to steamroll Zebrica with the funny giant worms

@lorefox201 Жыл бұрын

you did it you litterally played DUNE in Equestria at war, you're ruled by Leto the Second.

@anon_234 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO, when you told me (theBromgrev) that you stumbled onto this by accident, you have no idea how right you were. You just happened to luck your way into all the right decisions to get this path. You're also lucky Chiropterra didn't declare war on you. They normally do that in 1008 or 1009, unless nightmare moon showed up. If she did, their focus tree is delayed until the civil war ends. Edit: I saw you pan over to Equus later on in the video, you got lucky on this run.

@lordofthejam378 2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't worry about Chiropterra too much if the civil war doesn't fire. They are rather easy to deal with as Tobuck or Zarantia if you know what you're doing.

@Piratewaffle43 2 жыл бұрын

Would be interested to know what specific choices need to be made.

@thebronywiking 2 жыл бұрын

Those wurms are actually in MLP:FiM. The episode Three's a Crowd from season 4.

@thebronywiking 2 жыл бұрын

Link: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Zpp7kqZ6uNmof40.html

@manateemanatee-eb6kn 2 жыл бұрын

I haven't tried chiropterra or its neighbors yet because I thought they would be a little boring but I think this video changed my mind.

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, play more Zebrica. It's all great.

@manateemanatee-eb6kn 2 жыл бұрын

@@DShakey I didn't realize how many secret paths there really are. There are soooo many.

@ProfTricky3168 2 жыл бұрын

@@manateemanatee-eb6kn I haven't played Chiropterra yet, but from what I know it's like Burgundy from TNO

@anonymousartist2176 2 жыл бұрын

This is amazing, and im definitely gonna try it, but you HAVE to play a Star Father campaign. It’s insane

@micuu1 2 жыл бұрын

when you start laundering money and end up god-emperor of Arrakis

@LulamoonEnjoyer 2 жыл бұрын

Ima launder money eitherway lmfao

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

NO!

@starinpeace2462 2 жыл бұрын

I have tried the path where pea shooter plan failed It was pretty good to save a fake republic and turn it into a real one But by far the hardest path in EAW I have played for a long time

@memazov6601 2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit IRS is coming for ya

@dragon_ninja_2186 2 жыл бұрын

Along with the Tatzelwurms.

@akane.sakurada Жыл бұрын

19:50 Yes, finally... *ANCIENT HOLY TRAGIC RAGING DEITY NUKES*

@zegawar1594 2 жыл бұрын

I feel like the second part of the video is a DUNE reference.

@ihavenojawandimustscream4681 2 жыл бұрын

Lol their is no way that pony isn't a Lord of War reference, that one Nick Cage movie about arms dealing

@Piratewaffle43 2 жыл бұрын

This country is so good. Like, there are so many different paths and ways to go about things.

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! Seems great so far!

@Rosa-dk3ve 2 жыл бұрын

Another day, another banger.

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Awwww, that's so nice of you to say. I'm blushing.

@inkyboy5748 Жыл бұрын

Gameplay and a story in one hour a true legend

@Grey8270 9 ай бұрын

Walnut Drive is my favourite path for Toebuck

@GhostToast84 2 жыл бұрын

love you dshakey your one of my top 3 favorite hoi4 youtubers

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Cute!

@lightlysaltedbread 2 жыл бұрын

Dshakey asmr would really worm it's way into all of our ears right fellas

@YurieSnowie Жыл бұрын

ah, it's like that mod, where you sell the entirety of Germany to some company, i forgot the mod name tho lol

@lolvondgf Жыл бұрын

Kaiserredux?

@YurieSnowie Жыл бұрын

@@lolvondgf I don't think so? TommyKay played it once tho, and i don't recall the main menu looking like Kaiserreich/redux

@lolvondgf Жыл бұрын

@@YurieSnowie it was either in Great War Redux or Kaiser redux

@glimmino7304 2 жыл бұрын

4:02 that was so unexpected lmaoo

@alex_ho 2 жыл бұрын

This went south real fast

@Error-to6mw 2 жыл бұрын

oh yeah tobruk has some amazing paths, try one of the three warlords for example

@memazov6601 2 жыл бұрын

Another day another map game today

@rm2569 2 жыл бұрын

Just CC annex BAT. Altough i do think this path should have a forced peace treaty with HIP if you can keepo them of the mainland long enough and not require having their cores.

@decyfer6715 2 жыл бұрын

You should play the new National France update in kaiserredux! Soc-Dem Bonapartist French Empire perhaps

@februarywhiskeys 2 жыл бұрын

Does anyone have a guide on how to get this path? I just get a path where she keeps taking igennet or whatever and doesnt care. Have I done something wrong?

@koneser8197 2 жыл бұрын

You have to perform the ritual 15 times before taking "The Broken Aquilla (or something)" and that should give you your worm path

@februarywhiskeys 2 жыл бұрын

@@koneser8197 yeah I spent like several minutes searching through the game files to do it. One minor problem though, you're supposed to do MORE than 15 rituals, not exactly 15 rituals. At least thats what the event prerequisite code says.

@koneser8197 2 жыл бұрын

@@februarywhiskeys oh yeah that's my bad, sorry mate

@pandaandthegecko5480 2 жыл бұрын

BUT MY HOBBBBY

@pulchnyhistorykfilozoficzn5155 2 жыл бұрын

Wtf did I just witness

@greymon2255 2 жыл бұрын

isn't giggle juice mob slang for booze?

@mr.zman8 2 жыл бұрын

is that a Beetlejuice reference?

@freyhebert5947 2 жыл бұрын

What’s your outro song? I’m very curious.

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

It’s just some random stock disco song. If you join my discord server there should be a command that lists it.

@IchHabsImUrin 2 жыл бұрын

Can u play the mod The Great Darkness?

@Piratewaffle43 2 жыл бұрын

I'm actually kinda confused about how you get this event. I just get communists.

@FeCyrineu 2 жыл бұрын

You need to do alot of the religious decisions, enough for the new Queen to become a religious fanatic.

@kucimaka8092 2 жыл бұрын

play Star Father's Ascension next pls

@siyacer 2 жыл бұрын

What is happening?

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Good question!

@dragon_ninja_2186 2 жыл бұрын

Basically money laundering setting up a worm cult.

@Daltastar2012 Жыл бұрын

I have found a new queen 👸 Reject modernity embrace the worm

@Apfel595 Жыл бұрын

in my game i just get a communist civil war at after i do the brocken aguellid focus

@WatcherOfYoutube 2 жыл бұрын

Now actually play Vasile. Money...

@a_normal_gu878 2 жыл бұрын

oktan

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Money…

@lordofthejam378 2 жыл бұрын

Chiropterra declaring war on you in 1009 would've been preferable as they are a lot weaker and can be beaten with only 15-20 divisions if you know what to do.

@DShakey 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah… It was either very lucky or very unlucky that they didn’t