Rudimentary Timestamps before Flando gets here: 0:30 Halloween costumes 2:16 Liam's Kylo Ren impression ad 4:40 Sam's stop motion 10:20 Taliesen on how to break time 13:43 Recap starts 15:56 Recap ends *[AFTERMATH OF BATTLE]* 16:03 Nott and Caleb still high 16:54 Travis' distracting costume 18:00 Aggressive Caleb 22:03 Mural #1 (Phoneix) 25:26 Mural #2 (Serpant) 28:38 Mural #3 (Worm) 30:37 Avantika draws smiley faces and talks of the third Chosen 32:45 Deciphering runes 35:14 Nott loots 35:58 Beau and Avantika play 36:28 Fjord berates Jamedi 37:05 Avantika jumps in the well *[INSIDE THE WELL]* 37:53 Fjord dives in after 42:11 Fjord is confused 43:39 Important initiative roll 44:13 Avantika triggers the light 44:58 Runes, cracks are triggered 47:12 Fjord tries to grab Avantika *[ESCAPING THE TEMPLE]* 49:10 Leaving the base room 49:59 Leaving the orchard 50:55 Out comes the hourglass 54:33 Caduceus Enlarged 57:59 Roll initiative 1:00:35 Combat starts 1:09:12 Nott casts Shocking Grasp 1:11:23 Sam's Jester voice 1:15:43 Travis noises 1:17:01 Trapdoor's locked 1:22:33 HDYWTDT 1:24:16 Clerics are drowning 1:26:09 Fjord kisses, transfers oxygen -would not work in practice but heyy it was cute- to Jester 1:29:32 Caduceus unconscious 1:30:21 M9 geysered up 1:31:15 Feather fall fuck-up 1:31:24 Arcane Trickster prevents Taliesen from rolling a third character *[TO THE SHIP!]* 1:32:36 Tal stabilizes Caduceus 1:34:01 Nott gives Clay a toboggan 1:35:04 The M9 Skydiving Team 1:36:02 Surely this island... 1:37:43 Spotted by the yuan-ti 1:39:28 Caduceus back up 1:40:23 Water slide ends, M9 on foot 1:41:16 *Skill challenge chase begins* 1:41:54 Caleb's contribution 1:42:55 Yasha's contribution 1:44:12 Caduceus' contribution 1:46:46 Fluffernutter contribution 1:52:07 Travis fascinated by Matt's talent with gutteral sounds 1:54:17 Nott's contribution 1:59:33 Another Yasha contribution 2:00:00 Skill challenge completed 2:02:11 Rowboat time 2:04:38 Matt calls the break, players all lament their mistakes 2:06:40 Welcome back. PT2 *[RECOVERING]* 2:07:09 Avantika ocean powers 2:08:22 Back on the ship 2:09:02 Everyone but Sam changed out of their costumes 2:10:22 Avantika claps 2:17:06 M9 speculate on what happened in the temple 2:22:18 Avatar entity lore 2:26:29 What to do next? 2:28:45 Beau gives Fjord advice 2:31:50 Caleb warns Fjord 2:35:35 Caleb-Fjord's staring contest 2:35:59 "Take this vial of acid" 2:36:55 "This... worst day of my life" *[EVENING RENDEZ-VOUS]* 2:38:04 Segment begins 2:38:25 Avantika takes a shower 2:39:33 Toasting to success 2:40:43 "Soon, I promise" 2:41:04 Avatika talks of 3rd Chosen 2:41:37 Important name drop 2:43:32 How Avantika got her orb 2:44:58 Fjord lies about Vandren 2:46:29 "Captain Twitchwood" 2:48:22 "Do you remember where..?" 2:49:41 Travis becomes Fjord 2:50:15 Avantika initiates 2:51:00 _"fade to tentacles"_ 2:51:04 Distressed Travis noises 2:51:40 Sam: "I'm getting some Twitchwood right now" 2:51:54 Avantika and Fjord 2:52:36 Makes a CON check 2:53:49 Fjord, after the matter... 2:54:21 Fjord's walk of shame 2:55:30 Session ends 2:55:35 Level Seven! 2:56:11 Rolling hp 2:57:11 Sam is weird 2:58:04 "Seamen, seamen" 2:58:15 Matt breaks 2:58:47 Fanart Compilation EDIT: Flando's back. Find their timestamps and go shower them with likes

Best quote from this episode: Caduceus. "Anyone I don't like within 15 feet of me is getting ransacked by tiny fairies."

Fjord: *tries to stealth through his walk of shame* Caduceus: I have a passive perception of 18...

For all of you who are wondering, Liam was the voice director for Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens, where he directed Adam Driver playing Kylo Ren.

Yasha when Matt is playing her: Mysterious, deep Yasha when Ashley is playing her: _literally the most awkward big scary woman youve ever seen, even in front of the group of people shes been fighting alongside for a good while now_

Sam's shenanigans finally turned matts hair grey

Laura as Jester: "I'm gonna sweetly and adorably craft a romance with my husband's character" Matt: "I'm about to end this tiefling's whole career"

"Sleep well with your bad decisions." Is something I can hear both Molly and Caduceus saying just in very different ways lol

Travis as grog episode 1: We got it on with the ladies, ayeeeeee! Travis as fjord episode 40: *nervous laughter intensifies*

The one regret i have is that we didnt get to see Laura's reaction to the Avantika scene

The way Travis can't make eye contact with Matt when he's flirting is hilarious

"Sleep well with your bad decisions" is such a fucking power move of a quote.

"Seamen, Seamen everywhere" Sam and Taliesin simultaneously: *"And not a drop to drink"* My sides hurt

Matt: "I wouldn't call it a romantic evening but--" Sam: "--the sound of fish slapping against each other." Matt: "Oh god!" Everyone: **loses it**

imagine caleb and nott being so high that they see their party members in the costumes they have on now, like when fjord talks he has big orange hands and a cowboy hat

"No one likes the underwater level" And never a truer word was spoken

I was dying from laughter when Travis looked to Marisha for help when Matt leaned over to start the flirting and she went like "Don't look at me, you are flirting with him." with her reaction... xD

Sam: The island is sinking. Travis: Potentially... IF this is an island. Marisha: IT'S A TURTLE! It's totally a turtle! Sam: A cajun turtle! Matt: *ORLY'S VENGEANCE!*

If there was ever an episode for Laura to be there to play Jester..... this was the episode. The transfer of air, the night cap with Avantika.... dang.

Fjord is that guy who grew up to be really hot but isn't used to being desired or pursued so when he's suddenly desired and pursued by multiple people he short-circuits and just goes with all of it

"What you want, a fuckin cookie? Get your ass down the well" is probably the funniest thing Fjord has said up to now, dont at me.

i know that liam was trying to be kylo ren, but that scarf and his dark eyes REALLY make him look like a young Gru

I LOVE How in 2:50:50 Travis just can’t look directly at Matt, even with characters shaking hands....especially after his comment in some of the previous Talks Machina saying that Matt don’t break eye contact when he is in character. I think it was when Fjord fist meet Ruby of the Sea and she was friendly flirting with him...Travis said about how hard it is to keep normal with the DM seducing and staring at you “with that bright blue eyes looking right through your soul AND NOT LOOKING AWAY” I burst out laugh when Avantica look at Forj making that ofer and Travis just look away right in the next second!! “Omfg Matt is doing it agaiiiinnn” I love them so fucking much guys

So nice of Taliesen to dress as the character made by his old, personal friend Arthur Conan Doyle. It’s been awhile since they saw each other, so it’s sweet he still cares.

Everyone: we need to get Jester up to the exit Caduceus: *drowning* I’m fine you guys go on without me.

The first kiss between Jester and Fjord, and laura isn't there...

2:36:00 "here, take this vial of acid" agh nott is such a mom, sounds like she's sending one of her kids on a playdate, I love it

idk i just found the moment where nott gives fjord a vile of acid and he seems impressed and asks “did you make this?” and she happily responds “i did” so pure

It's nice to know that even adult professional actors laugh and giggle during sex scene just as us mere mortals would.

old man mercer (complete with eyebrows) roleplaying a sexy semi-nude pirate captain was not what I was anticipating today but I am not complaining

*sees Sam's stop-mo film* how surprisingly creative and sfw of him *sees the next part* that's more like it

Can we just appreciate Caleb & the group's use of enlarge/reduce for a minute? Super-slick execution.

Laura: regular day in D&D. Fjord is awkward, Fjord doesn't confront his feeling... Laura: misses one day! Fjord kisses Jester in the most romantic way possible. Then he taps some Pirate booty. Laura: wtf Travis?!

Alternate Title: "Fjord Gets Fjucked"

Anyone else get the Jack Sparrow running away from the tribe of cannibals vibe in this episode 😂

I like that Liam’s costume looks more like Evil Liam rather than Kylo Ren.

Watching this episode again I’m noticing how NERVOUS Matt is during the water escape challenge! I’m like 90% sure that he is shitting his pants thinking he may have gone a bit overboard with the challenge and is about to TPK live lmao.

I was so surprised when Sam rolled the clip/ad for dnd beyond and it wasn’t anywhere near offensive .... and then he started thanking „people“ ... 😂😂

“ Sleep well with your bad decisions”

we have been robbed of molly’s reaction to fjord coming back after the evening w avantika lol

The way Talisen gets all quiet when he almost dies AGAIN IN THIS BATTLE ASDFGH FELT THAT

Flando has a job interview today, he’s asked me to post these for him HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing 00:35 Costume intros 2:15 Liam’s Kylo Walkren 4:20 Sam’s next Emmy winning project 5:30 Credit where it’s due 8:45 Support OSD 13:45 Episode Starts 16:55 Travis talks with his hands 22:40 Expositional murals 36:25 Diving down 50:55 Hourglass is out 56:35 Spirit guardians is legit 59:15 Matt’s Dante impression 1:02:05 Battle Begins 1:22:35 HDYWTDT 1:23:30 Best condition 1:26:10 Shape of Water 1:30:30 How it should have ended 1:31:25 Nott with the save 1:36:05 Turtles all the way down 1:41:40 Skill challenge start 1:47:00 Fluffernutter 1:47:50 That didn’t come up in Between the Sheets 1:50:30 Magic throwing stars 1:52:50 Wow Matt, judgmental much 2:02:20 Start the motor 2:04:35 That could’ve been done better 2:05:10 Nothing tastes as good as not being sued 2:06:15 Break Starts 2:09:00 Sam feels betrayed 2:17:10 Strategy meeting starts 2:35:55 Fjord needs protection 2:37:05 The worst day of Nott’s life 2:39:55 You need to aerate it 2:50:50 Fjord goes for it 2:51:40 Twitch wood 2:52:35 Half-orcs get relentless endurance, just saying 2:53:10 Fish slapping 2:55:35 A good finish 2:58:05 Not a drop to drink 2:58:40 Episode Ends Between Twitch and KZfaq, live viewership of this episode peaked around 50,000 people. The in-game start date for the episode was the 18th of Cuersaar 835. Sam’s flask is a sexy picture of McCree. Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

When Laura's away, Travis will lay.

"Let's go investigate this temple, in and out, 20 minute adventure"

It has to be so hard for Taliesin to have to lost his character in the way that he did and dealing with that to have so many close calls with his brand new character that he is learning and still figuring out. I can’t imagine all the emotions that he must feel when things are going so wrong and fighting that. Like when he retreated for safety before but than was almost left behind as they stole the boat. But also being one thing his character hates in that moment as not really doing anything to help. It must be such a roller coaster of emotions and struggles especially with staying in character with all of that.

Caduceus is judging Fjord for being a himbo.

Fjord: potentionally getting laid tonight The Mighty Nein: giving him all the right kinds of protection

I just love that by the end of the episode everyone looks normal and Matt just looks like he’s aged dramatically haha 😂

Lol at 2:51:28 when Fjord decides to go for it and Marisha changed seating positions made me laugh so hard. The equivalent of grabbing popcorn.

"Sleep well with your bad decitions" that wasn't cadeusus, that was molly.

After this arc I wouldn't be surprised if Caduces developed a fear of water like Nott. How many times has he started to drown in the last one/two weeks of game time? Three, four? What ever it is he is quickly discovering that water particularly salt water doesn't like him very much.

Sam is such a good player. The honesty with the keg/ reloading makes my heart happy. And the way he looks out for Caduceus when others leave him for dead.

Laura: *Decideds to put in a character romance with Fjord to mess with Matt* Laura: *Misses session* Matt: *Makes a new character start hitting on, and possibly sleeping with, Fjord*

“We’re not gonna sit here and subject you guys to leveling up at the table. Although I’m sure there are a few of you that would love to see it” there are DOZENS of us Matt!

Caleb: "Do what you have to" What he really means: "pimp yourself out"

The shade of crimson that Travis turned when Matt said Ivantika was nude. 🤣

This Campaign is SO MEAN to poor Taliesin he goes from looking like he's having a great time to sadly sitting in patient fuming silence at least 20 mins per game

Taliesin has to be losing years off his life with all the close calls he continues to have this campaign :O Matt really has it out for him lol

"...sound mixer Randy Cockburn, didn't think you could pull it off like that." So good... Sam is so good.

I'm utterly in love with the image of caduceus sledding on a sheild and out like a light being led by nott while caleb screams directions and everyone flails. Absolutely glorious.

Nott: This was the worst day of my life atleast as long as i can remember. Matt: The worst day of your life SO FAR *pads shoulder*

Also, yeah it was a barrel but like it's a barrel of black powder on a PIRATE SHIP. It's absolutely gonna be waterproof.

URUKAXL Come to the temple they said. There’s fun people to meet they said. There’s not a betrayer God’s seal they said. I died laughing at that one. Whoever added those little text blurbs really adds to the overall enjoyment of the video versions of these episodes.

I'll tell you guys what, the Grave Cleric is wearing his title on his sleeve, living so close on the edge between life and death for most of the adventure!

When Sam realized everyone else took their costumes off and then slowly took his off, my heart broke a little. 🥺

Omg Matt’s reaction when Travis said he was gonna go for it 🤣 I DIED

Can we stop and appreciate feather fall for a moment...

3 chosen of the bird 3 chosen for Uk'ktoah 3 chosen for the worm They're The real mighty nine!!! ;D

I love the visual of Nott pushing Cad like a shopping cart through this flood.

I love how Captain Twitchwood got the laugh it deserved even though Laura wasn't there 😂

Ashley.. gone Laura.. gone Travis.. no willpower, no problem right?

When Sam goes “can I pause you for one second Matt” after rewatching him he gave the stink eye to all of them as he realized what happened and it was hilarious😂

I felt so bad for Cad/Tal this episode. I hope the M9 watch better out for him in the future

Sam: "oh man I'm getting some twitchwood ready." Followed by the sound of fish slapping together Had me rolling

1:45:02 “I’ll take ‘just barely’ today!” There have definitely been days like that in my life ^_^

Oh man, poor Caduceus. Starts drowning to death and his new supposed allies (who had already almost left him behind once coming out of Nicodranas) proceeded to drag the drowning Jester with them, one of them risks his own life trying to give her more air, but not one of them pauses to go try and grab Caduceus before bolting for the exit. Instead he was rescued by a shady pirate zealot who's been threatening their lives, and the cowardly navigator who he'd just finished telling off for not fighting the hydra by their side. I'm surprised this wasn't the straw that broke the Firbolg's back. It would be pretty reasonable to ditch the party after all that. Although to be fair, I guess he might not have seen any of that considering the fact that he was busy drowning to death and fell unconscious shortly afterward.

The same episode Fjord kisses Jester, he sleeps with Avantika...

Fjord: *saves Jester's life with a kiss.* Celeb: Am I a joke to you?

Thank you to whoever did the subs. Especially this one. MATT: "(In despair) No. . .no"

Seems like ever since they saw the ocean they've been making one bad decision after another.

The Cast: Says some funny shit before the fade in. Me: "BUT WHAT DID THEY SAY THOOOOUGH!?!?!?"

Sam's face at 2:08:42 when he realizes everybody else took off their costumes his hilarious

Watching Travis lose out on those powers was SO PAINFUL. Matt was trying to stress the urgency when he was losing time to follow Avantika thanks to Caleb's distraction... such a bummer!

Travis went from a cowboy with M&M hands to Luke from the Gilmore Girls.

Caduceus: “sleep well with your bad discussions” Me: “thank you darling.”

So let me get this straight, while Laura was gone Travis cheated on her with Matt while everyone, including Marisha, watched. That's my headcanon and I'm sticking to it.

That chase sequence had _me_ tired, damn. Thrilling.

Matt: You guys are now drowning. Group: Continue to cast verbal spells.

Anybody says anything: Fjord: "Indeed"

I'm watching dante play make-believe with Kylo Ren... And ketchup

just IMAGINE if laura was sitting there

I like to think that while fjord was having his "meeting" with the Captain, Jester was just pacing back and forth through the cabin the entire time

It's cool how Marisha gets up on the chair to squat when she's excited about what's going on

Fjord had a fragment of possibility he coulda used to reroll that challenge against Avantika. Use the dodeccccc god dammit!! Lol

2:39:26 liam: "I've seen this film" had me chuckling

Poor Cad is going to be as afraid of water as Nott at this point

“Man, I’m getting some Twitchwood right now” Sam has the most gracefully timed jokes but it’s always with the grossest implications omg *wheeze*

I like to think while Caleb and Nott are high they're seeing Fjord dressed exactly how Travis is.

Wow Sam as truly lucky to have so many wonderful friends and crew to help him with that stop motion commercial. Especially Hugh Janus. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a Hugh Janus in their life, but those who get to spend time with him no how lucky they are.

Travis kept his cool and made some really smart decisions to get Fjord, Yasha, and Jester (and really everyone) out of that temple safely. Fjord breathing the last of his air into Jester’s lungs was both in character and totally clutch! Travis is the person you want at the table to look after your character when you have to miss a session!