Well, what can he say? You have to be more aggressive. Besides, they look feral.

these people are pretending they don’t respect me

@@brynniefresh9746 Get AWay FroM mE DUNCAN

"M Y ✨ P E R S O N A L S H R E D D E R✨"

Yes, yes, an-and the shredder yep

Don't forget that he's also creating a digital currency based on the concept of respect, which may be a far healthier alternative to NFTs and bitcoin. /s Clearly he is, without a doubt, the best one

Dude when I read this comment the scene came on

I tottaly agree he slayyyyeed NICE GLAM PROFILE PICCC

I LOVE THIS SCENE SM

Yellow is like:AY WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!?,REPEAT CMON,WE ARE GONNA DUCKING SHARE👺

Yellow guy just got an heart attack

he really went 👹

He sure went psycho

My favorite in the KZfaq series was Red guy by a lot and I hated Duck, but after watching the show I can’t pick a favorite, all 3 of them are great

@@purplvurpl0295 Loved duck in the series, hate duck in the show.

I agree, all of them are amazing and all of them are my favorite

@@raucousraptor why? Tf did duck do in the show that was so bad?

Don’t u dare say slay

I think it's because he says it so matter-of-factly, as though Duncan being next to him shouldn't even be a possibility, but because he's being inconvenienced in this way, he has to remind Duncan of "his place". Duck Guy is like the personification of the phrase "It's his world, we're just living in it".

My sister LOVES that line, we quote it to each other all the time

It is said so realistically too, like if you were to say that, he says it in the exact way someone realistically would in normal day-to-day life.

This also may imply that it IS the real duck that gets killed by Stain Edwards, as he didn’t say pesky bee

@@herothecrow994 I don't think so because he says "pesky bee" to the worm in yellow guy's brain after the death episode

Stain is chubbier, which would make him easier to identify, and we also saw him in episode 5.

​@@herothecrow994 stain Edwards legs have light green like... What do you call them... Segmentation??? Meanwhile original duck has orange.

Savage cloud?

@@SpiritKZfaqPlays yes?

@@bugisbonkers is that you?

@@SpiritKZfaqPlays um yes, who is this? :)

@@bugisbonkers The one who replied to you on your video, duck guy having a sassy attitude but I deleted my reply (not edit cuz I'm lazy) and re-replied *"What about.. My ✨ S H R E D D E R ✨ ?"* .

The military should NOT be one of my favourite gags but for some reason it is. You can’t even call it a gag, its mentioned TWICE.

im pretty sure duck was in the RAF based on the funeral slideshow

And why Yellow couldn't be in it lol "FAR too weak!"

@@themilkman6969 and bc hes... you know... a duck?

@@themilkman6969 oh, for a second i thought of another RAF I mean, without planes, but with cool bombs and stuff

Me neither :')

Same

Yes it is the clipboard

I can. It's duck.

For me its a battle between Duck and Red Guy

Even she, an evil mastermind and torturer of the puppet world, could not stand Duck's sassiness.

What are those 4 times

Aged by Tony, eaten by the can, zapped out of existence by the machine, and declared “officially dead”

​@@Enteringdullsvillecould you count when the HR dog killed him?

Yes, yes a-and the shedder

Personal home shreeeddeerrrraaaaah

Maybe even four of them, or a million of them... or three. Yes, three would be perfect.

Petition for duck to see the skeleton sign here _________

@@Commentingstuff TheGuy101 has signed.

@@Commentingstuff "this account is trash" has signed this petition.

@@Commentingstuff Cotton candy with bread has signed this petition.

Red pulls his weight, try to keep up maaaate!

Both of you sit down. Yellow Guy is holding the show on his palm thanks to all his traumatic events.

@@neko-love60 they are all supporting the show in their own way.

@@neko-love60 I believe everyone is amazing, but I really think Yellow Guy stands out sometimes

@@sunny_1001 He is Roy's son after all

What with duck beings diva

both him and his shredder

Chirp peep and quack reference 👀

ATTENTION FREAKS IT'S ME

i mean he still had "pesky beeee", "and we did finish the chicken picnic" and the entirety of FOOD

And more killeable! Haha

I did remember him as the one who was always questioning and challenging things. Then he died. XD

Digital sTyLe!!

They yassified him ✨️

real

Which one of them?

Yeah, I'm gonna miss that tombstone.

Both David’s were quite iconic. I can’t choose which one I’ll miss more.

David?

yeah, David was really a classic. /j

Okay but him scratching at Coffin and then immediately making him regret housing Duck is such a massive mood of the sarcastic asshat xD

he's not even blinking or anything. he's only mildly feeling his own track. the energy is at an average level. the block is barely popping off. tremendous

Gay and unfunny

What ep. Was that 1 from? So weird I don't remember it

@@Le0xo I have no idea :,,3

@@Le0xo family ep

But Vanessa im a material girl

Would make for a great self eulogy vlog if you know you’re on the way out

he wanted to die with him-

I LOVE HIS PERSONALITY 😭😭

@@1nkk0 SAME😭

Yes, yes, the shedder too.

Ahhh ahhhhhhh~

True

Relatable

"And the worm on my brain tells me the documents i've been forging have led to many deaths, but i know that's just silly" is also perfect

He Said both

@@curse8763 oh yea sorry abt that lemme fix it-

Stain did actually take his place. When the duck dies in episode 2, you can see the maggots from the coffin spill out, so that must have been the original.

@@cabbage426 yea but you can also see that the duck has organs which were shown to be removed and the cut didn't have that steamy effect that you saw when his finger was removed so I really don't know which one to believe because both theories make a lot of sense

@MaySawa Honestly that is really likely

But the original was made 11 years ago

Lmaooo

Stop assigning sexual orientations to puppets, you freak.

When you meet a family man you must shake him by the hand

When you meet the choo-choo man you must shake him by the hand

When you meet a friendly fellow, you must shake him by the hand

@Abril Roldann I'M TRYNA SLEEEEP 🙁

I re-made the song :D When you meet a business man You must shake him by the hand When you meet a deadly man You must shake him by the hand When you meet a family man You must shake him by the hand When you meet a friendly fellow You must shake him by the hand When you meet the choo choo man You must shake him by the hand When you meet the eletric man You must shake him by the hand (I'm tryinna sleep)

Wait really?!

He says he’s a crow-like thing, not a crow explicitly

Besides they show a lot of ducks to represent Duck so it’d be really misleading if he was actually a crow when show ducks

@@SpringyBoiPp which sounds right up this franchises alley to be honest.

Cause that's his name that he calls himself.

4:21 slay Literally

@@KiiBon :D

@@bugisbonkers I mean he does look good in that

@@emmaforet4635 😂

@@bugisbonkers I mean he’ll probably look better then girls in that dress or outfit(it kinda looks like a dress to me but idk if it is)

the holy shredder.

@@fae_theglamourhere2773 My personal shredder!

I'm pretty sure you can see him drop it while the transportation guy is transforming

@@MerryMerrill Ohhh, that’s why Red Guy wanted to go to Clayhill. Find Duck another rock.

It was funny

AtTeNtIoN fReAkS

So you've never watched the actual series?

Not sure we want your weakness in the genepool

I remember keeping rocks and stuff in the road

I think David is the smart yellow guy

Warren was toxic as hell! He's the literal definition of a toxic friend

@@amedotuniverse652 that's not revealed until later tho

@@amedotuniverse652 and I don't really think being toxic can be considered malicious. It's a bad trait sure, but not really something you choose to be.

@@scarfguy5337 Exactly. He chose not to learn from his past friendship experience and pointing finger at everyone instead of try to question if it's him that's the problem. Self-introspection is important because it means having a sense of guilt of offending someone and not thinking that everything is just about oneself. If he's not toxic, I'd say he's a manchild.

@@scarfguy5337 honestly, all of them aren't evil.. They're just teaching them in their each own way.. The Briefcase is actually do no harm, he just teleport them to that workplace, The Coffin is, well, yea.. he didn't do anything bad, The Sibling is somehow just tryin' to tell them about family and want to recreated their mother to get some meal, Warren just wants a friend, that Train Guy is probably the most good teacher in this series, change my mind, and Electricity is just tell them about electric.

Well (SPOILERS) . . . . . Lesley has spares

I feel like it fits Duck’s personality to do that, and that the blob would be too stupid lmao But I guess we don’t have really have anyway to know, do we?

@@Atticus_drawings when one of the Ducks get killed, there's bugs in the blood, which indicates that this is old Duck who was dug up. Also real Duck stood near Red Guy before the song started and Duck that died was near Red Guy as well. That means Stain survived

@@sparklingbee_ but didn’t the original duck stop bleeding? Like at the beginning, someone correct me if I’m wrong, when he cut his finger smoke appeared instead of blood. And the duck that was murdered at the end bleed. However, they didn’t have maggots….so I’m still on the loop lol

@@cottonpop8834 that's also makes sense 🤔 Anyway I think it doesn't matter too much, since all three of them are always forgetting previous episodes