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Can we get the sources?

Yeah that's great but what are the books titles

@@janLilin Nust google the authors names bro and search the books they wrote.

I appreciate the addition of the music.these are great

Damn you beat me to it, gg

Looking for your comment

Fair enough to the antics, though I think we can all be glad American court cases don't *need* to end with determining a guilty party :P

To be fair actual attorney would even say only the tutorial part are unrealistic cause you won't teach people while there's an actual court. That's fair lol

it is unrealistic. they’re too smart

I don't think its an insult Edit: ok I dint know what an oath was and now I'm being brutally massacred

@@furiousfurry It is. He can’t lie under oath, so he’s saying that calling the lawyer intelligent and honest would be a lie.

@@furiousfurry if I was under oath, I wouldn't call you intelligent.

@@furiousfurry if I was under oath then I would be making this comment

I haven't witnessed a man be so brutally massacred in a courtroom since Caesar.

It felt like it was the right person delivering it, too :D

If they talked about being under oath in AA, they’d have to acknowledge that lying in court is an actual crime, and we couldn’t have that

​@@zoeyoprey7406they actually did but most of the time it is ignored (I don't remember when though)

​@@zoeyoprey7406 in great ace attorney case 3 they mention perjury

​@@Whispersmith646 They do also mention perjury somewhere in the original trilogy, I think.

The Sonic of stupidity. Gotta go fast!

its high level witness badgering

That moment and the followup with Apollo gives me the impression that they knew exactly what they were doing, then Edgeworth went along with it to troll Iris as hard as possible.

this is just actual ace attorney (at least when i play, after all i'm the one making Phoenix do the stupid shit💀)

​@@darkacadpresenceinbloodit's in character, he's a dumbass (I mean that as affectionately as possible)

"...oral."

I actually did it 5 times

Honestly, I wish the law allowed for those jokes.

Can relate

A reasonable person would say, committed? 0 times. Attempted? 4 times

"How old are you?"

*”Oral.”*

@@zipperooni where were you born?

I thought he meant Oral Roberts University

"What were you doing at the time?" *O r a l .*

Well, I mean if someone asks if you the Performed an autopsy, by the time you're done, they are going to be dead. There's pretty much no question there, so it's a little late to worry about it.

@@roetemeteor autopsy, not to be confounded with necropsy One of them has a 100% death rate while the other is probably around 20%

Trafalgar law in a nutshell

@@lilylunamoonyt LMAO YES

@@MasquedJustice hello fellow person of culture, glad to see someone understood my reference :D

Idk, most court rooms I only need to bring a long sleeves. I don't think they get that hot

What if I measure it in kelvin?

to be fair, the judge took none of the sh*t, and the "doctor" threw it all right back, clearly being the smartass of the room. Apollo's paragraph was clearly designed to confuse, and saying such a "sentence" in itself requires some brainpower. Wright's biggest error was confusing the location of the shot, but otherwise was able to roll with the punches of the stupid and intentionally confusing questions. All that leaves is Edgeworth, who caught the stupid and something that could very easily have been in one of the games (likely as a reply to pushing when player is backed up against the wall fishing for any clue they can get). There is a case to be made that iris was the actual lowest in the room for falling victim to the mind games, but she does have to compete with Edgeworth, who did not have enough lines to fully judge.

Measured in Celsius

@@islu6425 It was a valid question...

Mimi Miney: *sweats nervously*

No, *it wasn't.*

Kim K sends her regards

Nose replacement surgery receivers be like: *_“No.”_*

oral.

For real

I forgot what I forgot

Update the autopsy report, pls

_Salary cutting noises_

It sounds like a genuine line Edgeworth would say in an Investigations game.

HOLD IT! This testimony clearly contradicts your previous testimony. If you could see his head and his shoulders you should have said so from the start!

@@reaperofthings That... sounds much more accurate to the game. We’ll accept my dialogue as one of the other options that doesn’t cost you any points and let’s you try again.

Haven't even played Ace Attorney but I still did that, 😂

"Because I can see his shoulder" "How can you see the shoulder?" "They're just below his head"

To be fair, that was the most useful question in this whole thing (which isn't saying much) since we now know he wasn't decapitated.

How do you know he was dead ? Because his brain was in a jar on my desk. But are you sure he was dead ? No, it is possible that he was alive and practicing law somewhere.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

i don’t get it pls explain

@@AxolinaAxolotl Under oath, you cannot lie. He is saying that returning the compliment would be a lie.

@@ThatExplo Technically, you _can_ lie, but you would be risking felony charges of perjury

@@littlefishbigmountain just like how you can commit murder, but then you'd be facing charges of man slaughter

@@Valcuda depends, you can face charges of either manslaughter or murder (1st, 2nd or 3rd degree, even though 3rd degree is basically the same as manslaughter) depending on the situation

So just Ace Attorney?

Just like real lawyers

Regular Ace Attorney

You mean weeks? 😭

*Years

The dude with 36 aliases:

the lawyer forgot how stairs worked

HOLD IT! you're telling me the stairs went both up and down at the same time? but those are opposite directions!!!!!

Local lawyer gets murdered

@@shalax7881 but in the autopsy was the lawyer really dead? 🤔🤔

@@Hala-k Oral

@@atlasreborn7221 :0

His name literally means "piano" in German. That threw me off for a second...

Happens to the best of us

These questions are meant to confuse the witnesses by asking them the same questions in different ways

It isn’t wrong. The witness needs to be telling the truth. If they aren’t, then they’d say two inches apart

Its interesting, because if "during" was replaced with "before" or "after" the answers grow by a lot. Its very possible to send a car flying, but those are usually fatal cases

me too

The funniest possible way of saying “below average.”

@@demilad225 "How old is your son?" "35 to 38 years, I can't remember." "How long has he been living with you?' *"F o r t y - F i v e Y e a r s"*

In my country, there's an eyeglasses company named IQ I think

@@yumiko523 I think it's eye-Q, like a pun lol

oral

Added details: "was performed on a dead person"

the trial started at 8:01pm

I know you're kidding, but I wanted to say this anyway: at least in America, it's legally required that both parties have access to all the same evidence, so that's probably why that didn't happen.

@@joveegillen6966 yeah, but in Japan you can do that

@@Karasvoid You foolish fool! _everyone_ knows Ace Attorney is set in California!

Also Rowen from Ronin Warriors. "Lady Kayura, she's a girl!"

I love how eventually Edgeworth butts in, not to rerail *anything*, but simply to pull the same exact shit

@@BenDover-xw7dv Fight fire with fire

@@BenDover-xw7dv that's pretty much the first 2 games at least. Edgeworth likes to play that he's some kinda mister, but we all know he a thot.

RAPID FIRE HIMBO OFF I LOVE THAT 😩

@@Kittymouth He can only keep it together in the Investigations, when Phoenix isn't around. Not saying that means anything, but you know. Interesting correlation.

when he asked if he did the authopsy on a dead person, he ALMOST got an accusation

They do really be trying to confuse the witness

Did someone say "P S Y C H O L O G Y"?!

"How old is your son?" "38 or 35 i can't remember" "How long as your son lived with you?" "45 years" that's a psychology question?

@@RequestTheSinger *45 years

You can't stop the stupid, you can only get in on it

iris is suffering so much

@@MyoticTesseract It feels so strange seeing her do Dahlia's mannerisms though. Even though she does it in the game itself.

Oral 👁️👄👁️

Same as "i made water wet" level

_"People die when they are killed"_ _"The floor here is made out of floor"_ _"If you hard, then you hard"_ _"The archer class really is made up of archers"_ _"Why does berserker goes berserk?"_ _"The director's the director"_ _"So you dodged my undodgeable blow"_ _"This city really looks like a city"_ _"Even in ancient times, only a dragon-slayer is capable of slaying a dragon"_ _"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you're right"_ _"Fun things are fun"_ _"They'll continue to live until they die"_ _"The left arm is not the right arm"_ _"We should use logical thinking to think logically"_ _"If you don't want to fight me, then prove it by fighting me"_ These will make fine additions to my collection

With that attitude they do

One of them literally is that: "Isn't it true when a person dies in his sleep..he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"

@@shikikankillzone4239 Here have a few more i heard i forget where. People die if they are murdered to death. The secret to immortality is, not dying.

When you crack the apple open:

what you are asking: Can't we use Cos2A = 1 - 2Sin²A on the left hand side and get RHS in 4 steps? what the teacher heard: "How long have you been a French Canadian?"

Ouch to my heart

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

That makes me feel like the guy who originally said this stuff was just messing with them the whole time because they sounded super dumb

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

this one comment right here is such a relic of the past

Lawyers are probably more used to saying "committed suicide" than "attempted", so they just said the former by mistake, and the client didn't notice.

@@japanpanda2179 It's still hilarious though lol

@@abdisaniini Totally

@Ayoub Habou "what school did you go to?" "Oral"

i cannot believe you have commited suicide!

Absolutely murdered.

*Dead Body Reported

Yes I can read the video

oral.

@@marshmellowguy586 Good for you, buddy. I'm glad you know how to read.

Wait n-

Wait a minute WAIT A MINUTE

Sus

I mean, it's funny, but it's not hard to see how someone could accidentally say 45 instead of 35. So not sus on its own.

“Sir, what is your IQ?”

It is

Now we need to construct a whole entire case that fits it all together

This is just 1 long one

All of this stupidity couldn’t have possibly fit into one case, but you know what, I’ll take it as the truth, because there is a first time for everything.

@@rurumuhelsi5561 the geniune stupidity in this would've been dense enough to cause a singularly if it were all in one case

Can you explain it to me please

@@fuyuki8989 basically if he weren't under the oath to speak the truth, he would return the compliment, meaning that the compliment would be a lie-

@@fuyuki8989 He knows the lawyers are dumb af

@@fuyuki8989 In other words, he can’t say he’s a handsome talented man because he’d be lying. Meaning they’re indirectly calling the attorney in question ugly

@@mariayyad2546 Well damn

The first 2 statements are one and the same

@@SniperOnSunday L E N G T H E N

Ah yes, the lumbar region.

W H E E Z E

Ah yes, they are going to Brazil

I mean, I've been trying to quit for a while.

Ty is a fanmade fanmade Popularity popelee up with comment anffdddddr education fc fd rc cddc. Dcccc

@@waldoman7 the best ideas to give her I don't want to lose her for a log in bones is not saving you money

@@lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410 ...what

@@NaughtiusMaximmus the only thing I spend on my life animation was to be sent Delete and delete and delete all the way back to the b m to the b m to the b m to the b m to the b m to the b m to the b m to the b m to your knees

@someone random when your under oath you have to tell the truth. Does that help?

69 likes tho

HOLY FUCK, now I get it. I didnt even realize its a roast or something rude

@@Kitteh328 same

That question should be taken out and shot.

You know, reading it slowly I finally understood it.

@@Damage42X Same, well, kinda. He's asking a question that kind of has an implied nearly impossible outcome on his question, and he's stating all the improbabilites said outcome has Out of context, though, it's hilarious af. imagine being asked that irl

@Eric Lee that you could that you that he uhm

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

And where was your chair when this happened?

@@Alex-uq1el "On the ground"

@@passingdem0n303 But what about you?! Where were you when the chair fell?

@Tyler Vincent That explains nothing! Why were you on the ground!?

@Tyler Vincent You fell out of the chair, you say? But why!? Why did you fall out of your chair!?

Naturally

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He returns precisely when he is no longer gone.

Hmm, actually there is one case of a guy being here even before he returned from leaving. I suppose this lawyer must have had to try Jesus at some point.

Just like people die when they are killed!

With this pne just in case is too much of a riddle it meant to ask if the first guy would have allow the other 2 if they were able to go, (also implying there was some sort of condition on the girl but asking that to be ruled out) simple made complicated to try and disrupt the witness being examined, waaaay to complicated of a logic to even be comprehended at the span of a few seconds

Needs a damn few semicolons and a redo

How it was like 8 months ago lmfao, haven't played it since the release of the fourth map so idk

imposter

Tru, but the Spanish Inquisition just showed up to my house and I wasn't expecting them

@@Centyme I expected them... soo they sent the portugese inquisition

@@datonecommieirongear2020 but NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

@@Centyme Which can only mean one thing… Your honor! This witnesses testimony is bullshit!

But how long has that man been French Canadian?

@@Daybreak6427 I... Don't know how to explain.

@@amberlee787 You don't know how to explain, but can you describe it?

It's definitely multiple cases

@@thespyer2k Nope. It's one, check the description

but that doest exist!

Cornered is a banger and it fits this perfectly

Ah yes, the only thing that’s cornered in this courtroom is everyone’s intelligence

Wow replying third on a 1.8 liked comment

1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50 1:50

They've been cornered in a circle

Here is your first comment. Also I know and I bet Edgeworth was also in on it.

That actually sounds like something they’d have to really try hard for 😂

They aren't just circus they are the whole carnival.... Sorry that was a bad one

@@livingtrashbag1077 no no, that was good

They’re all arrested

@@livingtrashbag1077 they aren't just the carnival, they're the entire organization

Same

Me too

Me too

Lol me too 😂

same

I appreciate it!

That one along with the sequel by another author! Good find!

He might not have been dead yet so the autopsy would have definitely killed him

Cohesive is a strong word.

it reminded me of pop cat

I'm dying inside