Dumb Waders - Board Game Show

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Funhaus

Funhaus

4 жыл бұрын

Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin
Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half-human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall
Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam'
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold-blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should have stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
Your blood is so warm
Your life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead
Yeah, DBS!
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@TonyMezaXD
@TonyMezaXD 4 жыл бұрын
1:03:22 Jon: “I thought there was a 33% chance you’d find me. You’ve got me every time.” James: “Well there’s three of us.” Jon: 😦
@thefury770able
@thefury770able 4 жыл бұрын
The betrayal in adams eyes when james says he's never seen waterworld is heartbreaking
@nakenmil
@nakenmil 4 жыл бұрын
KILLING THE CHEF IN HIS OWN OVEN! VERY FUNNY!
@rumblerobotblueteam
@rumblerobotblueteam 4 жыл бұрын
James has stated several times that he's only ever seen the stunt show.
@masterofnone1481
@masterofnone1481 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always liked that movie... people always hate on me for it 😁
@BrilliantBenGaming
@BrilliantBenGaming 4 жыл бұрын
I really relate to Adams posture while sitting on a stool.
@sirfuttbucker6067
@sirfuttbucker6067 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly thought the same
@ZXbolterZX
@ZXbolterZX 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. that's why you sit your butt on the front edging out so that forces you to sit straight.
@-TarMan-
@-TarMan- 4 жыл бұрын
That's gamer posture
@CommieCat
@CommieCat 3 жыл бұрын
Made. Y back hurt just looking at him
@DrHankVenture
@DrHankVenture 4 жыл бұрын
Jon: "I didn't cheat!" Also Jon: cheats on first 2 moves of the game and doesn't explain the rest of the rounds.
@InitialGSB
@InitialGSB 4 жыл бұрын
What do you expect, a shark to follow the rules?
@DiploRaptor
@DiploRaptor 4 жыл бұрын
So you mean Jon and how he sucks and we should boycott him
@DrHankVenture
@DrHankVenture 4 жыл бұрын
@@DiploRaptor no.
@DrHankVenture
@DrHankVenture 4 жыл бұрын
@@InitialGSB you mean THE MAYOR!?
@InitialGSB
@InitialGSB 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrHankVenture That was clearly a conspiracy put forth by an incompetent elected official looking to cover for their poor emergency response.
@PlsDrea
@PlsDrea 4 жыл бұрын
Jon pausing in the middle of his explanation, "Wait.... did I cheat??" lmao WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE REST OF HIS MOVES!! (probs 4-moved all of them lol)
@Kruxxen35
@Kruxxen35 4 жыл бұрын
I relate so deeply to Elyse trying to maintain a smile while slowly losing a game that no one at the table understands fully.
@flobbleblock7091
@flobbleblock7091 4 жыл бұрын
James Andrew Willems = JAWs Unfortunately we all know JAWn smiff is the one true shark.
@troubiemakie
@troubiemakie 4 жыл бұрын
what is "Board Game Show" I only know Board As Hell
@boppob1343
@boppob1343 4 жыл бұрын
Its never been titled Board as Hell on youtube titles
@SkywardSpork
@SkywardSpork 4 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet the word Hell can be demonitised by the algorithm immediately, best to be safe
@HossamBindary
@HossamBindary 4 жыл бұрын
the production value of the whole show went down
@TallulahSoie
@TallulahSoie 4 жыл бұрын
God, KZfaq is a shîthôle.
@Frencinap
@Frencinap 4 жыл бұрын
You speak the trutru
@mkohanek
@mkohanek 4 жыл бұрын
lmao the entire first half, I was thinking Jon was cheating by mistake. Based on his past gameplays I knew he was making unintentional mistakes
@Testimentsnow
@Testimentsnow 4 жыл бұрын
James is looking more and more like Hugh Laurie.
@ramathorn1237
@ramathorn1237 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan is now Wilson.
@kifiz3108
@kifiz3108 4 жыл бұрын
You can see the vicodin withdrawal getting to him
@john_titor1
@john_titor1 4 жыл бұрын
FunHOUSE (MD)
@batmanbatman8496
@batmanbatman8496 4 жыл бұрын
Huge Laurie
4 жыл бұрын
John Titor Haus MD
@Sirmeatwad
@Sirmeatwad 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that intro was AMAZING!
@ExtremKeks
@ExtremKeks 4 жыл бұрын
Jon´s explaning of his route is freaking killing me
@parksbaird2908
@parksbaird2908 4 жыл бұрын
48:14 James nerfed the hammer costing Adam 2 damage
@themightysven
@themightysven 4 жыл бұрын
he wanted to make sure Quint died
@TopOfLobby
@TopOfLobby 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering if anyone else caught that
@jonathansorensen7008
@jonathansorensen7008 4 жыл бұрын
Just got to that and wanted to see how many people caught that
@KanuckStreams
@KanuckStreams 4 жыл бұрын
He flat out said the opposite of what the hammer's rule said.
@michaeljones7447
@michaeljones7447 4 жыл бұрын
I was so pissed!!!
@bigdonnydeee8696
@bigdonnydeee8696 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad they bought back Board As Hell for another season. I hope they keep doing these for as long as they want to. It's by far my favorite thing to watch💘
@moegeemoe
@moegeemoe 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad this series is back. Love you all :)
@ladyyuna2000
@ladyyuna2000 4 жыл бұрын
Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, was used as Amity Island primarily because even 12 miles out to sea, the sandy bottom was only 30 feet down, allowing the mechanical shark to function. Residents were paid $64 to scream and run across the beach as extras.
@kenda1i
@kenda1i 4 жыл бұрын
adams back really went (
@Armourduck
@Armourduck 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, that first half was brutal. Jon played amazingly well. Edit: well I learned the lesson of watching the whole video before I comment today
@masteroffarms34
@masteroffarms34 4 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping that was the case but alas it was not.
@Greedman
@Greedman 4 жыл бұрын
I doubt there was even 1 legit move XD
@lordofthedrums93
@lordofthedrums93 4 жыл бұрын
Adam in that sweater is my ideal man
@ericizquierdo6988
@ericizquierdo6988 4 жыл бұрын
LiamIsBatmanNow periodt
@glacier_official
@glacier_official 4 жыл бұрын
Jon's "I don't know who this Jason is" killed me
@VerbiGereando
@VerbiGereando 4 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing this series, it's amazing
@samg.a.4388
@samg.a.4388 4 жыл бұрын
Jon : their is a 33% chance of you getting me you got me every time James:..... There's three of us
@AlexSmith-de3ry
@AlexSmith-de3ry 4 жыл бұрын
How'd you manage to both correctly and incorrectly use "their/there" in the same post?
@AdmiralDreck
@AdmiralDreck 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna work on finals." *Sees a new Board as Hell* "One more hour won't hurt."
@alfiealcorn
@alfiealcorn 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite part was when it ended. Because James said there'd be another board as hell next week
@Frequenterable
@Frequenterable 4 жыл бұрын
Another absolutely amazing episode! Can't get enough of these.
@boysam9997
@boysam9997 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I love this so much but these board game videos are some of my favorite from this channel. Looking forward to the next one.
@zachary7040
@zachary7040 4 жыл бұрын
Quint: The thing about a shark, it's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When it comes at you it doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites you, and those black eyes roll over white. Bruce the Shark: Ska came before Raggae
@piperformerlycassette
@piperformerlycassette 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce the Shark: Ska came before Raggae, also, I just want a little nom.
@piperformerlycassette
@piperformerlycassette Жыл бұрын
I don't remember saying this.
@maxwhitley931
@maxwhitley931 Жыл бұрын
​@@piperformerlycassette lol
@randomcitizenn5971
@randomcitizenn5971 4 жыл бұрын
Not having Bruce as Bruce the shark was a lost opportunity
@BizzaroRadioShow
@BizzaroRadioShow 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for bringing board as hell back! Love it! James monologue spot on!
@becccccs
@becccccs 4 жыл бұрын
I just want to comment on this video to give it some engagement so you keep making these Board as Heck videos because I usually wait to watch them until I have an hour to sit and relax and truly appreciate their beauty. Love this content from you guys!!!
@Zarik15
@Zarik15 4 жыл бұрын
That opening from James was moving. Well done good sir!
@Truffle_Pup
@Truffle_Pup 3 жыл бұрын
Best intro ever "lifeless dice, black dice, like a dollllls dice" - James you absolute hero
@phaolansewell7032
@phaolansewell7032 4 жыл бұрын
This was a fantastic episode, the games you guys have found have been really interesting!
@n.mightslapallama1874
@n.mightslapallama1874 4 жыл бұрын
Those lyrics in the description scare me and I don't know why.
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 4 жыл бұрын
Is that from a song because it sounds like the lyrics to the Jaws theme if it had them.
@ZwoolkTheNarwhale
@ZwoolkTheNarwhale 4 жыл бұрын
LL Cool J is your phobia.
@JormungandrTheWorldSerpent
@JormungandrTheWorldSerpent 4 жыл бұрын
Feral Changeling it’s the lyrics to LL Cool J’s hit, Grammy nominated rap for the critically acclaimed, Oscar winning movie, “Deep Blue Sea”
@feralchangeling97
@feralchangeling97 4 жыл бұрын
@@JormungandrTheWorldSerpent thanks.
@a_stranger_loop
@a_stranger_loop 4 жыл бұрын
When Elyse said, “You were like, ‘IM NOT EVEN A WOMAN’” it broke me. I’m so jealous of these people’s jobs.
@banjaxedoracle4034
@banjaxedoracle4034 4 жыл бұрын
So happy this series is back. Not only does this give me noise to fill the void, it helps me give recommendations of board games to sell to people at my job.
@jp23135516
@jp23135516 4 жыл бұрын
I just love Board as Hell so much! You guys need to play The Thing Boardgame. It would be so fun watching Jon act shifty as hell and not knowing if he is human or the Thing.
@acouragefann
@acouragefann Жыл бұрын
Years later, they actually did it.
@devinmccarthy7673
@devinmccarthy7673 4 жыл бұрын
I love this series good way to find fun new board games, and James does a great job explaining
@ESPRESSOJOEx11
@ESPRESSOJOEx11 4 жыл бұрын
These videos with board games is great for me while I go to bed(not a criticism) I love these vids, just saying thank you guys been following y'all since inside gaming back in the day, keep up the great work!
@Veekins
@Veekins 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing, thanks for the fun! Really missed this season hope it continues for a long time!
@tigershark181
@tigershark181 4 жыл бұрын
I wished that cactus shirt sold for men too, was so stoked when I saw it in an ad on Facebook. But on the bright side, board as hell has been back and I honestly shouldn't be complaining about anything.
@reginaldh2079
@reginaldh2079 4 жыл бұрын
This is the most complicated one yet and I love it! Best show on KZfaq
@platrover5110
@platrover5110 4 жыл бұрын
I never imagined i can enjoy watching ppl playing a board game but please funhaus keep this series alive i really enjoy these videos
@NinjaPyroo
@NinjaPyroo 4 жыл бұрын
So glad Board as Hell is back. It's what got me into Funhaus
@cameronhardin5335
@cameronhardin5335 4 жыл бұрын
This series has gotten me hooked on card and board games and I can’t complain one bit
@mallison117
@mallison117 4 жыл бұрын
That intro was just gold!
@bgbong0
@bgbong0 4 жыл бұрын
Jon: It's like when I went to Gamestop, but the guy kept on explaining how Gamestop works to me. I'm just trying to buy a game! Elyse: You were like "I'm not even a woman"!
@x3dfritz0
@x3dfritz0 4 жыл бұрын
up until the very last play JohnSmith had no idea what he was doing lmao
@ScarMunster
@ScarMunster 4 жыл бұрын
After 40 minutes in I noticed my adblock active goddammit! Well I guess I'll need to watch all over again
@Doomroar
@Doomroar 4 жыл бұрын
49:48 Adam has never looked happier than the time Jon came from behind and bite him softly on the shoulder.
@SnazzyLobster45
@SnazzyLobster45 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, my favourite time of the week. Thanks guys!
@TheMitchy93
@TheMitchy93 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else start watching this, saw Jon was the shark and just waited to see how he would balls it up lol
@brianking9424
@brianking9424 4 жыл бұрын
He always is messing up somehow it’s so frustrating. I was thinking I myself there’s no way that he is that good at this game. Reminds me of when he spammed moves in tekken or something to win a tournament they were having.
@luvOxton
@luvOxton 4 жыл бұрын
This show always makes my day!!!
@arcadius2569
@arcadius2569 4 жыл бұрын
Another great addition to the Board -a- Game Show playlist.
@Profile__1
@Profile__1 4 жыл бұрын
Oof... "Bruce" the Shark AND the "Buff Huskies" t-shirt... The spirits torment me so vehemently.
@ZhenRizen
@ZhenRizen 4 жыл бұрын
I commented just to let them know that we want this show more
@haileddaffodil9546
@haileddaffodil9546 4 жыл бұрын
That description though...art...priceless art...
@jilliejellyjam
@jilliejellyjam 4 жыл бұрын
that opening monologue felt like it went on for hours. i was shocked when i looked and found it was under two minutes.
@DrGiiZMo
@DrGiiZMo 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I enjoy watching you all play board games so much? At least it looks like I’m far from being the only one.
@reptarqt2608
@reptarqt2608 4 жыл бұрын
That’s the greatest start to any KZfaq video I’ve ever seen
@thiagopereira6362
@thiagopereira6362 4 жыл бұрын
i love this show so much, keep it up!
@VanilleRikkuTifa
@VanilleRikkuTifa 4 жыл бұрын
So happy these are back!
@haydenmuscha3455
@haydenmuscha3455 4 жыл бұрын
So glad this series is back
@the78o
@the78o 4 жыл бұрын
I want to know where Jon gets his floral shirts.
@Erectoralporicy
@Erectoralporicy 4 жыл бұрын
at Fedora's Fat Guy Emporium on M'Lady and Dames.
@noereyes3017
@noereyes3017 4 жыл бұрын
Alright another board as hell vid thank you guys
@afterburn123456
@afterburn123456 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!! I was hoping you would play this
@DangerasTM
@DangerasTM 4 жыл бұрын
theres something so relaxing watching them play board games.
@dannykross1620
@dannykross1620 4 жыл бұрын
Love playin some Smite with this on in the backround just relaxin listening to my favorite peoples
@ashleyl7608
@ashleyl7608 3 жыл бұрын
32:04 Explains everything Jon: How does it work? What's going on? (I know he was trying to sound sneaky, but he was just being honest.)
@twinkieman237
@twinkieman237 4 жыл бұрын
So the shark could essentially lie about his location every turn
@AlexSmith-de3ry
@AlexSmith-de3ry 4 жыл бұрын
And he did.. lol
@Quincy_Morris
@Quincy_Morris 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a hidden movement game if that’s what you mean. Hence the notes and the audit after act 1.
@enrkm85
@enrkm85 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Jamie's your, OLD GREG!
@jordanchios
@jordanchios 4 жыл бұрын
Love this series!
@BugManiacRoy
@BugManiacRoy 4 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to get big papa Bruce the shark guest appearance
@LovesickDemon
@LovesickDemon 4 жыл бұрын
im so excited for this season
@STARLORD6789
@STARLORD6789 4 жыл бұрын
I love the master of disguise intro😂😂
@Dino83
@Dino83 4 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Greatest show ever
@LordBaruch
@LordBaruch 4 жыл бұрын
6:20 This sort of deep cut is why I love Funhaus.
@jayworkman5792
@jayworkman5792 4 жыл бұрын
As soon as they said Jon was the shark I knew he would screw it up. It’s not his fault though, it’s James’ fault for not picking somebody else. It’s like the Frog and the Scorpion fable.
@sally59
@sally59 4 жыл бұрын
the description explains this video perfectly i almost didnt even need to watch it
@ILuckyPunk
@ILuckyPunk 4 жыл бұрын
I was definitely crying after that monologue, but it wasn't because it was so good....
@MrTelboy
@MrTelboy 4 жыл бұрын
49:47 I see GIF potential
@mc9723
@mc9723 4 жыл бұрын
"Keep going" at the intro had me losing it, dear God. Board as Hell just for the intros might be the single best FH content.
@111doomer
@111doomer 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent Intro James, the main thing is you dropped the bomb, (sorry finished the "tacos").
@bradb3021
@bradb3021 4 жыл бұрын
I'm only 2 minutes in. The opening monologue is oscar worthy. But I'm also worried about the posture I'm seeing, with these non-existing back support chairs.
@38lizzieb
@38lizzieb 4 жыл бұрын
Adam looks like such a Dad with the beard, glasses, and sweater. I like it.
@moosedraw3731
@moosedraw3731 3 жыл бұрын
But... When Adam went to use the hammer. Wouldn’t his attacks be guaranteed, since there was no evade from the shark...
@baatinagawo1207
@baatinagawo1207 4 жыл бұрын
Just give me more board as hell and that’s my Christmas wish fulfilled
@spudmanii
@spudmanii 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my good lord, someone moved the board during a top shot and I thought my monitor was falling over
@anunusualironiccircumstanc2246
@anunusualironiccircumstanc2246 3 жыл бұрын
I was creasing at James’ Quint impression in the beginning 🤣🤣
@supersquare
@supersquare 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god that opening was insane LMAOOO
@sarasak86
@sarasak86 4 жыл бұрын
This intro deserves an award >
@Sr.DudeGuy
@Sr.DudeGuy 4 жыл бұрын
Best intro ever lol
@aaoronsathi8833
@aaoronsathi8833 4 жыл бұрын
Love this show keep it up!
@markwilliams7161
@markwilliams7161 3 жыл бұрын
Adam's true colors posed as role-play.
@challispeacock5014
@challispeacock5014 4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this game and y’all should play it again soon
@blairsnyder4717
@blairsnyder4717 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite series is back!!!
@dp-mason
@dp-mason 4 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite ASMR
@Megabobster
@Megabobster 4 жыл бұрын
Jon should've written that round's modifier next to his move so that he didn't think he was cheating.
@jonnysnow6451
@jonnysnow6451 4 жыл бұрын
LL Cool J would be proud of your description. Or regretful. Definitely one of those.
@reamlessseam7526
@reamlessseam7526 4 жыл бұрын
So when does Funhaus make their own board game?
@unprofessionallyamateur6354
@unprofessionallyamateur6354 4 жыл бұрын
reamless seam the board as hell board game: a confusing and near unplayable mash up of all your board as hell favourite moments! Coming soon to the RT store!
@lampisfun1139
@lampisfun1139 4 жыл бұрын
They practically do already with how many times they forget the rules lol
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