Pat reacting to a Matt Rose video wasn't on my 2024 bingo card but I'll take it

"Machine gunning out the racism" is NOT something I was expecting to hear today

Honestly if your girlfriend was dumb enough to actually take a psychic's advice seriously, you may have dodged a bullet.

Pat, I think you’d love watching Matt’s videos of these. So, I absolutely recommend more! ... Also, I have my own dumb breakup reason. He ate my rice bowl at a restaurant. To be fair though, I had to pay for his food, I didn’t get a say for what the restaurant was, and there were so many other things that I tolerated in the past that the rice bowl broke the camel’s back. He essentially didn’t tell me he “forgot his wallet” until after we had to pay and I was in between jobs because life was getting back to normal after a *tornado destroyed my house and left me jobless.* Asshole. You can tell I’m a bitter bitch. Especially since he’s stuck in my friend group and clueless why I won’t hang out with him

4 years of making a long distance relationship work while we figured out where our lives were going. Then, days after Valentine's Day she dumped me because I wouldn't drop everything and move to the other side of the country. Bear in mind of the two of us I was the one with a steady job, consistent income, and a better job lined up.

PATT IS REACTING TO MATT ROSE SOUND THE ALARMS WOOOOO

Honestly, changing your name to Holly Jolly would be quite a wholesome power move.

I gave him gifts on valentines day and he did not give me anything, I didn't really mind it, but then he broke up with me the day after. Apparently he had found someone else like a week earlier and just waited until after valentines so he wouldn't miss out on free gifts.

I couldn't stop laughing at the soccer Mexican one cause that was literally my brother (without the breakup) dark tan and hair so thick it was essentially a white man's afro

Broke up with an antivax girlfriend who was always pissed at me during the pandemic for refusing to see her within less than 2 weeks of seeing my incredibly fragile, cancer-wridden father whom I was caring for most weeks at the time... And god forbid I attempt to discuss vaccination in any way. Like seriously woman you expect me to put my dad's life on the line just to get laid? Wtf

I broke up with my girl because she said I was too good of a man for her and she got scared (because of past trauma). We are back together now because we still had feelings for each other

I actually love your deadpan humor, it's hilarious. I'm basically the same, so I can usually tell, and can relate to people not knowing when I'm joking.

1:38 Assuming that the psychic actually did have magick powers and could actually know that for a fact, this is a gross violation of privacy. Having superpowers doesn't exempt you from ethics!

5:16 Green tea also contains a bit of caffeine like a coffee,so it can be addictive

Dude the 1st post hit me so hard😢 I got betrayed & lost everytging 5 years ago & now I'm fearing from the slightest sign of sus behavior as an incoming betrayal.

Any reason that's like the last one and getting pneumonia on their birthday just reeks of narcissism. I will never fathom getting angry at someone for getting seriously sick or getting a serious injury, unless they did something seriously dumb beforehand that caused the illness or injury. But seriously, just how utterly self-centered do you have to be to consider those kinds of things a good reason to break things off with someone?

My dumbest (and only) breakup reason was because my mum found out I was in a (lesbian) relationship and told me “I was too young” and told me to break up. The outcome caused being trash-talked on Discord by her and cyber bullying. I’m sooooo fine

8:58 “I literally just can’t right now” Me: *ptsd flashbacks from my mum kicking me out using those words two weeks ago I am only fifteen and I’m a menace*

I’m sorry. If they dump you for any of these reasons, they’re probably not worth being in a relationship with.

I broke up with my first relationship as an April fools joke. He didn't take the joke, and we actually broke up. I'm glad cause he believed animals didn't have souls.

Pat, if you reacted to every single Matt Rose video in existence I'd give you the generous donation of £2.00 in four years time

10:47 ‘When Holly met Jolly’

How is it possible that my all time favourite streamer reacts to the best youtuber I discovered in 2024?? There has to be a reason.

To be fair I would like to name my first daughter Holly..

Someone broke up with me because i took out our relationship date, not my status, out of my profile on tiktok. After not talking for about 3 months after he ghosted me. I no longer have a relationship or a tiktok 😂

The one who "couldn't condone cheating" just wanted it so that she was the one who ended things because she was one hundred percent in the wrong for cheating in the first place.

You're the only one on this plane today, the group of people headed to the psychic festival cancelled last minute

I love Matt Rose, I’m surprised (but happy) you’ve done this reaction to one of his videos!

I got broken up with because I’m lactose intolerant and she believed I was offended that she could drink milk One of the dumbest reasons I’ve ever had

Great video Pat! 😊

You should definitely watch more of Matts content, it's some of the funniest videos I've watched

Had an ex break up with me because she, "didn't actually like me, she just liked how I treated her" She ended up being in an abusive relationship after that.

pat should collab with mat ngl

Matt Rose? Didn’t expect that

Wow! Patterz reacted to the Furby guy!!

Love your content 😊😊😊❤❤❤

0:09 oddly had one myself in middle school/high school I went out with the girl for a year but she would only let me kiss her cheek and she wrote a letter saying she really liked me but don't call she doesn't want her parents to know. Found out later she cheated on me for 6 months but her reason for breaking up wasn't the cheating it was because I didn't call her because she said not to call her because her parents would find out. Such a weird thing but now married and been with my wife 17 years (5 years married this year wise tho). 12:10 ah that brings up my 1st girlfriend that lasted 1 day went to her house with a bouquet of roses and she answered the door and she said "uh didn't your brother tell you I'm going out with him". Yeah great times.

Never thought I'd hear Pat say both "penis" and "orgasm" in the same video 😂😂

Those were crazy. None of my reasons for breaking up/being broken up with are funny enough lol

Having just broken up I’m realizing how good It went compared to this lmao

Patterz, i don't think you're real anymore, i think we should break up...

No wonder relationship are a mess nowadays

I love pat and Matt rose so this is very nice

Just from the thumbnail and title I knew he’s gonna react to Matt rose

Ngl a milkshake is a icecream

omggggggggggg i love matt rose

I'm afraid that my laugh is too strange to get a boyfriend.

You should react to Batman A.I script

you NEED to watch matt rose more he's amazing

Pleas react to more of matt rose

Insert skull emoji

My ex nearly dumped me because I fell asleep without saying goodnight to her

I dont think its dumb.. but then again it was annoying. he would take me to the same place every time we hunned out together to play magiic the gathering cards with his friends... and we only got to hang out on weekends since we both worked and it was every week.. and i did tell him i wanted to go somewhere else for a change and it just never happened.. soo yeah

7:36

Heck yeah matt rose

10:14 what do you think a milkshake is made of? It's ice cream with milk added in. It is definitely ice cream

Matt + pat = MATPAT? (just a theory though)

7:44 WHY DO YOU CARE it's already in your mouth!

I LOVE MATT ROSE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Welp, this is the video of time.

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Patterz reacts to Matt rose?

i see

Is the ghost hot?

MATT ROSE

im not looking for a cow... or a boyfriend

Well i broke up with a bf because he was always chewing gums and making noises with it which i find gross so i aint better than them 😂

We broke up cos I'm not able to work

Aha now gen z cant say first.we did it boys🎉🎉🎉

Day 1 reacts to oversimplified new video part 2

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Eh... I would say it's more horrific to leave someone without a reason, let someone choose to change what annoys you or keep it the same tjeir emotions are their responsibility

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Hello why people be so stupid

Nerd

The orgasm one still confuses me…who breaks up with their partner because they themselves was doing a good job? Lol