Dylan Moran - Off the Hook (EXTRAS/ ENG SUBS)

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8 жыл бұрын

Copyright and everything else belong to Mr. Dylan Moran, you know. To everyone who's complaining about the subs - that was the only video of this gig on vkontakte (Russian Facebook). Therefore, I had no choice. Enjoy!

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@AdamMoonyLes 7 жыл бұрын

Whenever he comes to Prague, it's like a miracle. The public knows nothing about him, yet the theatre he performs in is always full to the brim.

@squaretriangle9208 11 ай бұрын

But isn't there too much pig in Prague ? because Czechia definitely runs on pig Dělám si srandu😂

@doghouse3464 4 жыл бұрын

What a beautiful mind.......what a delight.......what a relief to know he is out there to lighten the weight of the world.

@Sinclair80 7 жыл бұрын

Possibly the best synopsis of 'The Grey'....climbing mountains with his face 😂😂😂

@davideberhardt6150 6 жыл бұрын

That's pretty great material. I like it when he takes rational thought completely off the rails and just rants on about nothing really. His imagery is as absurd as it is precise. Genius.

@kadejaxx701 3 жыл бұрын

Dont know if anyone cares but if you guys are bored like me during the covid times then you can stream pretty much all of the new series on Instaflixxer. Been binge watching with my brother recently :)

@flynnwells2713 3 жыл бұрын

@Kade Jaxx yea, I've been watching on Instaflixxer for years myself :D

@ecirish83 2 жыл бұрын

That is literally what it's like having a conversation with any Irishman.

@YewrMan 2 жыл бұрын

@@kadejaxx701 We got the porn in last week so we're sound.

@sieuminh 7 жыл бұрын

this man is a super genius

@davidsharounoff8521 4 жыл бұрын

a super genius!

@JJ21210 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you, thank you, thank you ...he's a genius, and his work brings JOY.

@inkbotkowalski 7 жыл бұрын

"Oh no. He'd be wrong as well." I'M DYING asdfdgsjhh

@Steyreon 4 жыл бұрын

I love this guy. Greets from Germany. I ate a pig while watching.

@aspyr5681 5 жыл бұрын

This is the best set I've ever seen

@azurebass24 4 жыл бұрын

I love that this exists because he forgot stuff, after constantly saying he will forget stuff

@jamesart9 6 жыл бұрын

Fcuk, I LOVE how his mind works!!!!

@chestermansfield788 7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for sharing! I never had the pleasure to see him live, but I hope I'll be abble to do so very soon! 😆 This video made my day😄😄 Dylan is great!😎

@jammyd33 4 жыл бұрын

I actually started cramping in my sides on my bed laughing so hard. At times this man is Moran I can take.

@smdotsonsstrangetales1585 4 жыл бұрын

Really good writing. That's a well developed German character at the end.

@abbycross90210 4 жыл бұрын

"WHAT AM I, A FUCKING CAT COUNTER?!" Lololololol

@felix_christopher Жыл бұрын

„Oh, no. He'd be wrong as well.” 😂 Spot on.

@EricGarber 7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for uploading this! Just saw him in Chicago. I was laughing so hard!

@vivienmccabe4456 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting

@baggaz167 4 жыл бұрын

I've been watching a load of Dylan Moran videos on KZfaq and it suddenly recommended this one. I instantly recognised the painting in the background from one of the only comedy clubs I've ever been to. KZfaq's algorithm is spooky as shit.

@sillysymphony8007 8 жыл бұрын

Thank you thank you thank you!!! for posting this!!! OH JOY ^^

@ya.besedina 8 жыл бұрын

You're welcome!

@SoopSoopa 4 жыл бұрын

i was beginning to feel that theres nothing funny to watch anymore. Moran is a ray of sunshine in these dark times of comedy!!

@ulalaFrugilega 4 жыл бұрын

know Stewart Lee? And then I also found Phil Wang. Before that I felt as you did, exactly, despairing of all the rest and the people that laugh at them.

@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Black Books? :)

@SoopSoopa 4 жыл бұрын

@@Emiliapocalypse yes yes

@NaomiGigi 7 жыл бұрын

As a German I can confirm that that is indeed how we eat our soup

@kinngrimm 6 жыл бұрын

I can not, but we do like to mindfuck people at times.

@jakeweirich2327 6 жыл бұрын

Schwartzbraun ist die Haselnuss

@adriennemurray7695 4 жыл бұрын

Love him at at times he sounds so like Dave Allen having a rant

@theinternet1424 7 жыл бұрын

I could imagine this Liam Neeson routine done word by word by Eddie Izzard. I've never noticed before how similar their styles are - they have almost the same rhythm when mumbling absolute absurdities.

@dawnbastan2208 4 жыл бұрын

I love this man..

@MyloXyloto94 5 жыл бұрын

Still the best!

@TheKgv1 7 жыл бұрын

Hilarious stuff , I too am coincidentially also in possesion of both "Tousers & Teeth" :-)

@jefflabbecomedy 4 жыл бұрын

"Fleshy bunting" 😂

@jamietodd2560 4 жыл бұрын

Men are longing for the day to finally arrive when, like in _Star Trek,_ we can all wear the exact same uniform every day. Basically we can deal with _1984_ as long as we don't have to make clothing choices ever again.

@negakirine 5 жыл бұрын

This guy is what happens when you can hear someone’s mind chattering in the back of their head.

@bigguscurlyus 6 жыл бұрын

I was there! Newcastle Stand, great venue with a great attitude

@centigradz 5 жыл бұрын

laughing at the phone joke. thinking those fools constantly on the phone while on the phone.

@themadmonk100 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks that was fab

@sebbzterNr1 8 жыл бұрын

"Oh, yeah? Here, have a mint" I got drool all over me from laughing

@timoe1149 7 жыл бұрын

sebbzterNr1 that was so random that it made me laugh out loud! I thought Izzard was the king (or queen) of random stuff but Dylan is just out there.

@mariaconway4241 Жыл бұрын

Hes a comic genius

@ubergeraldine 4 жыл бұрын

And years on in 2019 take another look Miliband Cameron and Farage!

@embraceoblivion436 8 жыл бұрын

Yana Teterina thank you so much Dylan is bonza.

@shaunh6875 7 жыл бұрын

Strewth!

@themaggattack 6 жыл бұрын

@9:08 -9:25- "It's all about Eastern techniques and scatter cushions." 😉👌🏼👏🏻

@Mancini234 7 жыл бұрын

this was a guzz video

@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

If this is his comedy gristle you’ll love his prime rib ✌️ 💕

@SophietheValiant 5 жыл бұрын

Lovely jokes, they are not derogatory or something like that. Love Dylan Moran! *_*

@mistymidnight4447 2 жыл бұрын

I was at that show in Newcastle. It was great

@normalguycap 2 жыл бұрын

Love that last joke.

@ericjourdain892 3 жыл бұрын

You magnificent fool you 😍

@Greaves1047 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Moran on vinjak must be something to witness

@Mirrah2012 5 жыл бұрын

He must have been drinking Life Cry, lol.

@TheActualCathal 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like those eyes are going to blink.

@LaLaLadi10 6 жыл бұрын

luvvit!!! DM roks!

@chawnadams9648 2 жыл бұрын

Come on fighting pigs in a hole is a very respected profession but don't forget to wear the bucket helmet or Luis won't give you any cheese for your Llama.

@OKOYA66 7 жыл бұрын

God does he write?? This is fantastic!

@prosthoplus 7 жыл бұрын

Yes he does! Watch the show on Netflix, "Black Books". You'll love it!

@Holdit66 4 жыл бұрын

@@prosthoplus I've always had the feeling the Bernard Black wasn't a particularly challenging part for him... ;-)

@robertgearhart8030 7 жыл бұрын

I think I heard he had some issue with his hands. He explained it was heriditary but hes fine and Its not anything serious. Like restless leg syndrome but with hands. The only thing he has to worry about us people thinking hes a canibbal, they have shakey hands after prolonged eating of people.

@ya.besedina 7 жыл бұрын

haha naaah, everybody knows he's an eclair addict)

@reallivebluescat 7 жыл бұрын

he smooshed one onstage with his fist last time I saw him, after someone gave him cake in the interval. He said that he couldnt eat that stuff. Eclair that is. Everyone laughed

@ya.besedina 7 жыл бұрын

ahahahaha that's hilarious!

@reallivebluescat 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he reached down as to pick it up but just continued calmly pressing it down on the table, with his "signature" deadpan expression. A really funni and surprising scene B-). It got really messy as he didn't have any napkins....he was like "oh no!"

@ya.besedina 7 жыл бұрын

+Carl-Fredrik L aaaaaaah I wish I could see that!!!

@nev123123123 7 жыл бұрын

yes very funny

@somegirl558 Жыл бұрын

I remember watching this first time and crying laughing.

@jamiestewart7327 2 жыл бұрын

Do I look like a cat counter to you?🤣🤣🤣

@shirleyjimenez3514 7 жыл бұрын

Table top in pizzas

@ThatCoalSoul 2 жыл бұрын

12:39 It's 'macaws' ...as in the parrots!

@markroy9704 7 жыл бұрын

The German humor part was the absolute best LMAO

@luiserenner7147 7 жыл бұрын

Mark Roy Wachira no it is getting old. He should go on vacation in italy or wherever for a change and come up with new stuff.his prejudice keeps him from being a better observer/~funny. The jokes of this bit were in fact from the soup guy btw

@StevenBanks123 Жыл бұрын

Love his stuff. Why is his right hand trembling? I worry.

@smoog 7 жыл бұрын

People have been feeding Dylan too many cakes. Next gig, please just bring him celery! He's spot on about German humour. So much of it is dark; usually doing the opposite of what's expected or promised.

@Rockstroem 7 жыл бұрын

Of course he'll gain weight if he keeps being tricked into eating pig based soups when he thinks he's eating vegetable soup!

@Seleuce 7 жыл бұрын

Well, he's quit smoking. You got to deside whether it's cancer or obesity that kills you. He made his decission. ;)

@hahasimp 6 жыл бұрын

When you quit smoking, your appetite comes back with full force. All the times you had Marlboros for breakfast would now be replaced with loads of pig vegetable soup

@Volkbrecht 6 жыл бұрын

"Doing the opposite of what's expected" is pretty much the definition of a joke. That's how they work. As a German myself, I don't think there's a special "German" kind of humour. He is spot on about the pig thing, though. Although he could easily get around his three-letter allergy by calling it pork ;)

@plerpplerp5599 5 жыл бұрын

His impression of that German guy sounded like Elmer Fudd.

@timothy790110 5 жыл бұрын

has he got ddts? hes shaking like crazy.

@honkabooly 2 жыл бұрын

Goose day sounds like puck fair

@juttamaier2111 5 жыл бұрын

I thought I widdle myself during the German joke. Wonderful! But why is his hand shaking like that?

@2nd3rd1st 4 жыл бұрын

something hereditary, no sickness. i used to think alcoholism but nay

@cloudsombrero 3 жыл бұрын

Alcoholism probably i have that problem sometimes tho only when im drank so much the night before i black out

@Democracy_Manifest 4 жыл бұрын

I approve of this

@MelliaBoomBot Жыл бұрын

it is quite bizarre..you could say that he's out there...off the wall..but my goodnes. what does that say about MY imagination? Im about to start job in a jewellery shop. They cant have someone with an imagination like this working there...all hell will break lose. ah well. good luck to them.

@mellowfellow6816 4 жыл бұрын

(crowd murmuring)

@Confucius_76 5 жыл бұрын

Ed Flanders

@judyjudy51 6 жыл бұрын

hahahaha the German soup

@shaunh6875 7 жыл бұрын

Why are there English subtitles when he's speaking English??

@smuukipuuki 7 жыл бұрын

shaun hailes sometimes people (who aren't native English speakers) can't follow people talking fast in English, especially if they have a specific accent or if it's not spoken in totally logical sentences or they mumble, but they read much faster. :)

@andrei3831 7 жыл бұрын

True. I honed my English comprehension with British/Irish/Aussie comedians.

@catwalks1201 7 жыл бұрын

To make sure for us Germans to understand all of it ;-)

@WateryFire 7 жыл бұрын

shaun hailes Deaf people like comedy as well.

@juttamaier2111 5 жыл бұрын

It's for people with hearing disabilities

@somegirl558 Жыл бұрын

"do you have teeth?! me too, let's fix this shit!“ 🤣

@Problembeing 4 жыл бұрын

Fleshy bunting 😂

@Emiliapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

Fleshy Bunting must be the name of Dylan’s porn persona 😄

@Problembeing 4 жыл бұрын

Emiliapocalypse I bloody hope so

@heathenwolf8903 5 жыл бұрын

18:22 dark bread is Pumpernickel. You're welcome.

@oyoystein 5 жыл бұрын

That soup story is on par with Norm MacDonald's stuff.

@leirgauk 6 жыл бұрын

17:7 Campenzalen lol. Zero results at Google xD

@censusgary 2 жыл бұрын

“Do I look like a ****### cat counter to you?”

@CockpumpVideo 7 жыл бұрын

dylan moran looks like he ate dylan moran

@cleoz9274 7 жыл бұрын

He raised himself to the power of himself.

@BeyondSideshow 7 жыл бұрын

CockpumpVideo Irish people look like they're trying to hide other people inside themselves

@abramtaylor1 7 жыл бұрын

Why are the English subtitles? Isn't he, in fact, speaking English?

@situazionauta 7 жыл бұрын

Sure, if you can hear it.

@zeerust2000 6 жыл бұрын

Not really, he's speaking Irish. Maybe the subtitles are for Americans.

@lizziebkennedy7505 6 ай бұрын

Deaf people also want to enjoy this.

@abramtaylor1 6 ай бұрын

Fair point.@@lizziebkennedy7505

@nicosmind3 4 жыл бұрын

Ed would offer you other peoples tea, other peoples rakes, other peoples twixes, but never his own. Thats how those people work

@lizziebkennedy7505 6 ай бұрын

Wow, what the hell do you think BoJo and Truss did?

@jimswainston 7 жыл бұрын

He's good, but he mispronounced "slough"

@me-ju3fv 6 жыл бұрын

I didn't find the off the hook tour quite as funny as I'd hoped

@stephenharrington1977 7 жыл бұрын

The start took so much away from the performance, I'm a huge fan of himself by the way

@frankstoeknife3685 6 жыл бұрын

puts things in his ass on the weekend Harrington I just replied because your name made me laugh😂

@Jens-B 8 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or has he gained some weight?

@ya.besedina 8 жыл бұрын

yes, but just a little bit, and he's "not American fat, he's interesting European delicatessen fat"))

@501archer 7 жыл бұрын

he's gained A LOT of weight. just saw him on conan o'brien and he looks even heavier than he does here. but whatever, he's a middle aged man who makes his living telling jokes. he can be whatever weight he wants, just as long as he's still funny!

@alysn8744 7 жыл бұрын

FeRoX0r

@welshbrxnches 6 жыл бұрын

I think he might've quit smoking

@normalguycap 2 жыл бұрын

He puts women up and bashes men too much.

@marinatolo 7 жыл бұрын

he sounds kind of sad.. he is not that old.. but I feel sad listening to him

@BeyondSideshow 7 жыл бұрын

Siberian Flower don't be sad, it's an act.

@anotherclone2760 7 жыл бұрын

Yea, he's an adult

@themaggattack 6 жыл бұрын

He's always sounded sad. Being middle aged doesn't help.

@whynottalklikeapirat 4 жыл бұрын

Dylans hand has developed that weird Hitler shake ... hmm ...

@sealofapproval5598 7 жыл бұрын

The subtitles ruin this.

@kevshearer3245 6 жыл бұрын

medvin strauft - life can be so cruel sometimes can't it?

@meovex4969 6 жыл бұрын

Nope, they were helpful for me 😊

@lizziebkennedy7505 6 ай бұрын

Not for the deaf they don’t; selfish.

@causewayeffects7425 5 жыл бұрын

i don't need or desire the subs

@lizziebkennedy7505 6 ай бұрын

But deaf people do. It’s not always about you.

@shantife 7 жыл бұрын

He used to be better.

@FuckFeminists 6 жыл бұрын

My one issue with Dylan's act is that he does now always bring in some feminist, anti-male shite. I know he makes up opinions to find something comedic, but its a shame that he just goes with the mainstream mass media and picks the male race as the butt of his jokes. He was asked 'are you a feminist' and his response was 'I'm a guy, I'm not qualified'. But I know perfectly well thats horseshit, there are male feminazis all over too. A big shame, cos Ive been a massive fan of his for a long time.

@brybrybry995 6 жыл бұрын

Stan Dando feminism is not anti-male. Sure there are people who consider themselves feminists who spout misandrist shit but actual feminism is about gender equality.

@meovex4969 6 жыл бұрын

Are you real? Just...how old are you?

@juttamaier2111 5 жыл бұрын

If you don't like what he says, it's most likely because it's true. He is a very modern man, I wish the male majority would see with his eyes. But allas, that is not the case yet.

@sensaiko 5 жыл бұрын

holy shit, arent you dumb? Any mainstream feminist would be mad with the gender differences assertion he makes. You are all lunatics

@AzkuulaKtaktu 3 жыл бұрын

Lol "male race"