Dylan Moran & The Washing Machine Of Life | Friday Night With Jonathan Ross

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Dylan Moran sits down with Jonathan Ross for a chat about hobbies, Irish stereotypes, Black Books and writing novels.
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Friday Night With Jonathan Ross
Series 11 Episode 12
Original Episode Air Date: 1st December 2006
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@headtheballington 4 жыл бұрын

The most beautiful contemptuous passive aggression I have ever seen.

@annother3350 4 жыл бұрын

I think he's a bit holier than thou tbh

@notthere83 4 жыл бұрын

I have to admit that I'm envious about the fact that he probably gets away with it. Because most people who behave like that are seen as arrogant and are alienated as a consequence. And well... sometimes they really are just arrogant but in this case, it's clearly because he's asked so many dumb questions. Which happens to me time and time again too but of course not being a celebrity, I have to smile and go along with the idiocy (or excuse myself and escape the situation...).

@deborahhanna6640 4 жыл бұрын

I assumed it was because the host is English; there does seem to be a slight animosity. But then again, he does start off with all the leprechaun & potato jokes.

@GrainneMhaol 4 жыл бұрын

It's because Jonathan Ross is an imbecile.

@tristandeppe5215 4 жыл бұрын

@@annother3350 as an irishman, i think he's allowed to give the brits some shit

@Witchygoth68 4 жыл бұрын

Love Dylan, his sense of humor is so intelligent and dry you might not realize he's making fun of you. Going to use the washing machine of your mind, it's perfect

@georginalewis837 4 жыл бұрын

"It's time to go to sleep - I CAN'T I'M WORRIED" - LOOOOOL!!!! That got such a big laugh cause my god that is so true hahhaaa

@jelahd 4 жыл бұрын

I love his barely disguised contempt for nauseating Ross.

@martinbanks7686 4 жыл бұрын

jelahd. I suspect that you didn’t understand him and I therefore suspect that you are not Irish :-)

@howardkerr8174 4 жыл бұрын

@@martinbanks7686 My Mom's parents were Irish, and Mr Moran does (seem to?) come across as "tired" or bored by the whole process here. To me, he looks like a child who has been told to be nice and play with the cousin who he thinks is a pratt. And the host doesn't help matters by asking stupid questions and sounding like he hasn't done the basic research on Mr Moran. This isn't the 1st episode of this show I have seen on KZfaq, and frankly the host comes across as a bit....flat?

@highdownmartin 4 жыл бұрын

jelahd saved me a post. Spot on. Ross is ALWAYS a wanker. Nice to see his crap bouncing back.

@jimmynyarlathotep6857 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan’s public persona is a curmudgeonly, sour git; of course that’s the persona he’d to do on a talk show,

@tweetiepie551 4 жыл бұрын

@@howardkerr8174 your mother's parents were Irish..ergo..you are not Irish.

@derghaze2862 4 жыл бұрын

His laugh after hearing the phrase "bare nang" is priceless. love this man

@LittleSteamMrs 3 жыл бұрын

I think that's the most heart warming honest reaction I've ever seen Dylan show!

@majordendrocopos 4 жыл бұрын

I just remembered why I don’t watch chat shows. Dylan Moran deals with the irritating stupid questions with humour and politeness though, full marks.

@stunter729 4 жыл бұрын

he predicted smartphones basically

@texasfossilguy 4 жыл бұрын

I know, its really weird... he totally did. I dont think they came out for another 3 to 5 years before they looked exactly like that. Still waiting on the stick it up your arse part, but I think theres a bar in Tijuana where a couple of the girls will do it for a fiver.

@aritrasarkar1557 4 жыл бұрын

Yea just when he said 6.3 I was astonished. It's bonkers that he said that

@gomonkeyfly 4 жыл бұрын

too much an effort to stick it up ones ass at the current size

@Katya_Lastochka 4 жыл бұрын

I don't think Dylan hated being on the show as much as people say, or he wouldn't come on. He still made it fun. Ross is Ross and I don't think anyone is surprised by him much.

@roars7777 4 жыл бұрын

I find this interview charming on both sides. Don't think there's any real aggression. Think they're both enjoying themselves, and it's a good buzz.

@granthurlburt4062 3 жыл бұрын

Totally agree

@JJJackson777 3 жыл бұрын

I agree, but even if it was a bit hostile it'd still be enjoyable

@ericjourdain892 3 жыл бұрын

It's always a pleasure to watch a comedic genius napalmising a TV "personality" attempting at an interview.

@Thoughtless427 3 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about how he literally predicted the modern day smart phone just in a few words.

@redwarf8118 Жыл бұрын

ok, lets talk about it then

@rafhaelquerijero1146 Жыл бұрын

he literally did a simpson's prediction in a matter of a few seconds. this just proves how much creative the man really is.

@lindacannon7832 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan has the most incredible sexy eyes. I saw him live 7 years ago and he was genius. Dylan's bemused look when asked why he lives in Scotland makes me smile. Ross assumed it would be London.

@teamcrumb 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Ross = lazy content. Dylan is a shining light of beauty.

@robertmelia3780 4 жыл бұрын

Charming, disarming comedy genius. ✌🏼️

@gillianr-w8720 Жыл бұрын

I watched this again and I am even more impressed at how clever and witty Dylan is.

@krasniusha 4 жыл бұрын

My favorite comedian, or just a very intelligent and no-BS well-spoken person. He is not trying to be funny. He doesn't laugh at somebody's else jokes to be polite. He just tells real-life stories with brilliant talent. Heck of an actor too.

@notthere83 4 жыл бұрын

Damn, this reminds me a lot of the job interviews I had with London companies... One bullshit question after the other - that sometimes demonstrate that they have probably not even glanced at the resume before the interview - instead of having an actual conversation.

@skylilly1 4 жыл бұрын

Black Books was hysterical!

@sabrina.h2737 4 жыл бұрын

skylilly1 I have the dvds and wish they'd made more.

@brendanquinlan5936 4 жыл бұрын

100%

@pseudonayme7717 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed. Bailey and Moran, what a combo.

@oppaipoison2074 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan is a treasure.

@EndlessPlane 4 жыл бұрын

He predicted large screened smart phones.

@gangapoornima 4 жыл бұрын

I love Black Books

@raven_of_zoso455 2 жыл бұрын

I love how it started as Dylan Moran and slowly morphed into Bernard Black. Also, his prediction about the 6x3 inch metal device you shove up your arse is pretty spot on considering the modern smartphone and how absolutely incredibly shite it really is, as well as the fact that the modern man has his head up is arse most of the time, it's very apt.

@christinehobson4825 3 жыл бұрын

One of our Irish wonders

@Reesezhatena 4 жыл бұрын

He’s been waiting for the smartphone 😂😂😂😂

@realityjunky 4 жыл бұрын

Wicked smart and lightening fast wit.

@ARMYStrongHOOAH17 4 жыл бұрын

"How do you fill your day?" as if life is inherently empty, lol. Sometimes it's an enormous pleasure to be alive. Something we don't seem to remember these days.

@mantra3000 2 жыл бұрын

He's so unbelievably cool...

@weld_baby 4 жыл бұрын

"A cauliflower at a black Jack table" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andyh7895 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan Moran was the funniest comedian I have ever seen live. The whole place was creased over. Awesome

@nannyturtle7342 4 жыл бұрын

I always loved Black Books

@vivienmccabe4456 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting

@gamefreakforlife 4 жыл бұрын

While Dylan is on another level, I think Ross does some good prodding during this interview to show what kind of comedian Dylan is.

@criticalmak5329 3 жыл бұрын

some of those questions were absolutely retarded though. As an irishman, it really is the first thing you'll hear from a large percentage of british people, that potato shit. I go along with it and even welcome banter but the issue I have with it is it's always the same. You hear the same joke 50 times, it gets tiring and this is how Dylan looks here.

@kimsherlock8969 4 жыл бұрын

Loved this interview. HAHAHA great dialogue.

@kevc-69- 4 жыл бұрын

Ross has always been a sycophant to further his career, trying to be a friend to his guests. Dylan was very patient with him.

@dlawn1030 4 жыл бұрын

Really annoys me when hosts have these opportunities to interview amazing individuals but repeatedly talk across them. Dylan makes zero attempts to hide how little he wants to be there haha. He really is bare nang.

@brendanquinlan5936 4 жыл бұрын

Well said

@Greaves1047 4 жыл бұрын

I had my podcast about esports and it didn't take off really. Even though all guests we had told us it was the most fun they had and thought it was extremely insightful and opening. Listening to other podcasts I was just sad to hear nobody got anything out of guests and their shows had viewership while we flunked quickly. Pisses me off HARD when hosts do jack shit.

4 жыл бұрын

Mind you 'Wassy' as he's knownto TV watchers really is a loud mouthed UNFUNNY wanker.....

@dawnbastan2208 4 жыл бұрын

I totally love dylan.

@SeanGatchell 3 жыл бұрын

It's a brilliant bit. Ross is doing a good tactic which is play to his guest's strengths.

@The1Blackwatch 4 жыл бұрын

Moran should be in working in the diplomatic arena. The mere fact that he didn't readily twist the head off of this patronizing, lisping toff is proof of his limitless restraint.

@lilledrum 4 жыл бұрын

fuck he's brilliant

@alergu9478 3 жыл бұрын

Dylon: It is pronounced Phsimons. Me: laughed like a mental and finally remember to inhale till I almost run out of oxygen only to realize I was only 35 seconds in the video

@cahillgreg 3 жыл бұрын

Fitzsimons

@anardine6176 3 жыл бұрын

"Tickling a pig". brilliant..

@Lukejohningram2 4 жыл бұрын

Why do the 2000s feel like the 90s

@Armazillo 4 жыл бұрын

dylan shredded this poor dude

@toobasaurus23 Жыл бұрын

My favourite comedian of all-time!

@fredmidtgaard5487 4 жыл бұрын

He is so much like a good friend I have from, yes, Ireland. Good thing I'm not British! We get along just great!

@weavehole 4 жыл бұрын

Ian Apple watched this and invented the iPhone

@randiboston9858 4 жыл бұрын

Lol MySpace 🤣🤣

@Chris.Treborn 8 ай бұрын

Funnier interviews than most people's stand-up

@Sklang32 4 жыл бұрын

Holy Crap 2006. I thought his face looked a little less frowny.

@howardkerr8174 4 жыл бұрын

When I see his newer stuff I think he looks like he hasn't slept in years. Either that, or he has been drinking nearly nonstop.

@amandadonegan2137 3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately yes he does drink a bit. Hes lrish. So am l. We all drink a bit. We also drink a bit for those who dont. Its only fair.

@icequeen917 2 жыл бұрын

I ADORE Dylan! :)

@jaredbond7908 2 жыл бұрын

He's like a really grumpy hobbit. >_>

@itsmeyoufool37 4 ай бұрын

Man's a genius

@kerrycampion1751 4 жыл бұрын

Johnathan Ross is without a doubt the worst chat show host. A minimum amount of research would have told him Moran lives in Scotland and he just makes ignorant, uninformed comments about people who aren't from England, he does the same with Kevin Bridges. Love how Moran holds his own and makes him look an absolute eejit with his fantastic dry wit.

@captainrisky6561 4 жыл бұрын

Moran is an Irish guy in the entertainment business. I don't see how it's rude to assume he lives in London or Ireland.

@theindiediary5950 4 жыл бұрын

I prefer Graham Norton. I like that all the guests are thrown on a sofa together. More fun conversations happen because of it. And Graham Norton seems to get all the big A list celebs on his show too which helps.

@JAMESFINLAN 4 жыл бұрын

@@captainrisky6561 If he had enough respect and professionalism to do even a tiny bit of research, he might have gleaned that Dylan Moran lived in Scotland.

@jimboyd7926 4 жыл бұрын

It's called a conversation starter, you think half the questions chat show hosts asks they don't already know theanswer, presumptuous git.

@angiecuteass 4 жыл бұрын

Ross knew he lives in Scotland you dimwit, he's chatting that's his job! I love Johnathan and I love Dylan. loved this interview

@ciaran6309 4 жыл бұрын

the potato best food ever

@charlenelee2679 3 жыл бұрын

He's very wise 😂

@FutureChaosTV 4 жыл бұрын

*"Some eelstall"* :D

@brendanquinlan5936 4 жыл бұрын

It's a bit of a clash of cultures here

@toripurgers9769 4 жыл бұрын

"As we know, the Polish are all moving here". And that's how you sow the seeds for brexit.

@leeman27534 4 жыл бұрын

i mean, all of them? what the fuck's happening in poland?

@toripurgers9769 4 жыл бұрын

@@leeman27534 not much. I think that's the problem. But no, the old and infirm will probably stay behind :-)

@loverainodie 4 жыл бұрын

... and that's what you got from this interview?

@toripurgers9769 4 жыл бұрын

@@loverainodie Yes, Odie. That's right. Cos every time I watch a video, I write an essay in the comments. And that essay will cover EVERYTHING I got out of that particular vid.

@I2ezident 3 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious.

@johnanthonyp 3 жыл бұрын

Contrary to below, I think they like each other and Ross gives him the space and fuel. And he plays the straight man feeding lines. He had admiration and passion for different comedy. I'm pretty sure he saw the merits in Vic and Bob and gave them the break making the rest of us reconsider our concept of comedy. Let's not rewrite history to suit current heads.

@pandorazbox9659 Жыл бұрын

He is a genius.

@peterkirby1753 2 жыл бұрын

MySpace 🤣

@GrainneMhaol 2 жыл бұрын

"What if the English all started moving to Ireland..." Someone needs to tell Jonathan about the last millenium

@christinestromberg4057 4 жыл бұрын

Black Books is available on channel 4 catch up. Utterly mad and brilliant.

@michaelcapponi2 4 жыл бұрын

comment section complaining about the interviewer, but i think he was a great interviewer. allowed dylan moran's style to cut across the whole length of the inerview.

@jimmynyarlathotep6857 4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. The roles couldn’t work if reversed and it especially wouldn’t work with 2 Dylans

@stephenparry6811 4 жыл бұрын

couldn't agree more... there were moments where dylan was animated talking about stuff it was all an act as mentioned elsewhere ross's "questioning" was merely the foil for moran's whit to shine some people don't get how interviews work

@mandarin408 4 жыл бұрын

That reference to My Space ! Lol what year this is from

@alexae1367 2 жыл бұрын

OMG Myspace🤣😂🤘🤘🏽

@danielwilliamson6180 4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Moran looks like a de-aged Robert De Nero.

@SEAL341 4 жыл бұрын

funnily enough, De Niro is de-aged in the Irishman

@cruisepaige 4 жыл бұрын

Omg he was so young

@brightgreencarrot 4 жыл бұрын

Jonathon Ross makes himself look like an idiot here. I expected more of him. Dylan Moran is a class above.

@DrMarcusDay 4 жыл бұрын

as a former radio talk show host i found that painful to watch. I like DM, his comedy is great.

@debbieln6569 4 жыл бұрын

I love his double-chin.

@thenodfather 3 жыл бұрын

He might have confused Nigella 🤣

@LeslieDugger 4 жыл бұрын

Ahead of his time by being behind it. Where’s MySpace now?

@MadofaA 10 ай бұрын

“Do you have a walkman?” In what century was this interview made?

@cityonfoot6023 3 жыл бұрын

He predicted the smartphone.

@andylast1898 11 ай бұрын

Dylan Moran he is what is.

@Zanian19 4 жыл бұрын

Now I just really want to see Dylan on the Graham Norton Show, just to make up for this horrible excuse for a host.

@DS-rt1ed 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Graham Norton is generally quite a good host...this guy, not so much. Plus, guests get to drink on the Graham Norton show, so the conversations tend to flow more easily.

@SmugSuspenders 3 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this through my MySpace account

@karenjenkins201 4 жыл бұрын

Well you do get everything in one metal lump but thankfully it doesn't require insertion anywhere LOL

@pepperachu 3 жыл бұрын

He's almost exactly like bernard black

@Nshan94 4 жыл бұрын

10:10 freakin Elijah

@chris9chris99 4 жыл бұрын

Ahead of his times , 6 by 3 inch of metal. Ill ask Dylan when I will see him next time in Edi Co-Op if hes happy now. Last time I saw him he was still confused just by selection of sandwiches.

@HorkPorkler 4 жыл бұрын

My phone is about 6 by 3... Now just to fit it in there...

@izabellahartz3384 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@13tuyuti 4 жыл бұрын

Allwight, WELEASE WOGEW!

@dragonbreathsmaugh559 4 жыл бұрын

I love you Dylan AND I have eclairs...

@musikSkool Жыл бұрын

Hmmm. 6x3, he predicted the smartphone.

@JamesPawson 4 жыл бұрын

I feel like most of this interview was insulting to the intelligence of everyone in the room.

@JamesPawson 4 жыл бұрын

Until about 8:08 anyhow.

@vincenttiggelman4978 4 жыл бұрын

The questions were. The answers were most often pure gold.

@pseudonayme7717 4 жыл бұрын

It was a very itchy interview. Personally, I really like a wasted interviewee 😁

@JamesPawson 4 жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 Um.. ok... dude, it wasn't "itchy", it was a complete moron (Ross) showing the rest of the world that English mainstream media talk show hosts can be as pathetically misinformed and and sheltered as the worst US "talk show" host. Holy shite... this interview was CANCER.

@davidhayes2567 4 жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 tetchy

@RainbowFishSaysHello 2 жыл бұрын

Dylan Moran requests the iphone?

@eleSDSU 2 жыл бұрын

"Diahn Mowan"

@mattgoodwin-king2228 4 жыл бұрын

Shame about the audio levels clipping

@MrCornbread79 4 жыл бұрын

If he was English JR would have known his location.To be fair most Irish are like Dylan in intelligence but usually still mocked because there Irish.

@greymouser8659 4 жыл бұрын

Lawson is barking mad.

@garethmcrory5481 2 жыл бұрын

I'm Dylan's biggest fan. his comedy is pure craftmanship but ; it is a talkshow that he agreed to appear on and then somehow copped out of. If anything the interview is testiment to Ross that he managed to somehow stretch it out for 13 mins of viewable television whilst always allowing Moran to stay 'in character' of the slightly troubled ,awkward , misunderstood genius... a task that even a Conan or a Letterman would certainly have struggled to achieve with such a negative guest. I think some people are missing the point of what a light entertainment host does..Ross was a master at playing the foil for his guests to shine. His interviews with William Shatner to this day are the funniest interviews i have ever watched and his friday night show at the BBC was must watch television. His carrer never recovored from the Russel brand incident.