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@Mattje86 ай бұрын
I’m from New Zealand and been in the UK almost 15 years. Took me probably 7 year to realise that “do you ski?” is just another way of asking “are you poor?”
@tims76394 ай бұрын
It’s nearly that. It’s more like “are you one of us”? i.e. you have dinner at 7.30 or 8pm not “tea” at 6pm. You prefer rugby to football. You might be a member of a golf club. You go to upper end restaurants. That sort of business. So sort of what you said.
@EvelynBaron4 ай бұрын
@@tims7639 Well I did live in the UK for a few years and frankly Canada not much better except we apologize to furniture when we bump into something ... I met my share of Hurrah Henries then spent some time in France and all of a sudden Monty Python and the Holy Grail made a lot of sense ..... Arthur on a Quest etc. little French guy over the parapet 'your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries .... and we already got one still cracks me up.
@tims76394 ай бұрын
@@EvelynBaron "They say they've already got one....!"
@EvelynBaron4 ай бұрын
@@tims7639 I know I love it!!!!
@breaghboo-gc7ub3 ай бұрын
Mattje8 Or maybe just, "Do you have terrible balance and weak ankles?"
@samhoniball53213 ай бұрын
I'm British. I always watch Bill Hicks, Jimmy Carr, George Carlin, Sean Lock, Frankie Boyle etc but I always forget how f*cking brilliant Dylan Moran is. Thank you for existing Dylan
@irenemax35748 ай бұрын
"... Why would anyone want to go skiing? You could sit in the comfort of your own kitchen and break your knees with a hammer..." 🤩😅🤗
@saschamayer40505 ай бұрын
I always thought that, too. Good to know it's a common sentiment.
@ZestySeaАй бұрын
😂😂😂
@antoinebunel8 ай бұрын
Legendary ! No one flows like him, total genius !
@maltesetony90306 ай бұрын
" . . . You see what I'm saying?". Brilliant!
@EvelynBaron4 ай бұрын
I know!
@KrislynLyon8 ай бұрын
I have no idea what just happened, but I do know I need more of it in my life. What incredible bit writing skills. Thoroughly entertaining.
@maniczed36178 ай бұрын
If you haven't listened to them already I'd recommend Eddie Izzard
@nigelsheppard6258 ай бұрын
We don't see enough of Dylan anymore. He's brilliant.
@eddycorrigan14338 ай бұрын
An inadrkequate comparison for reccomendation
@LorenSnel8 ай бұрын
Enjoy your discovery of Dylan! His old shows are magnificent. Sadly, he's a bit too much of a drunk live on stage these days... But I'll always treasure his old shows
@peterwoolliams12838 ай бұрын
Thought Dylan had been teetotal for many years, but still sounds like he’s not. Need to see more, he’s always on top form!
@susanelainesanner8 ай бұрын
Dylan Moran. So glad to see him, hear him. It's been several years. Love to see the changes those years have brought him. Oh, yes, I laughed.
@sianchild7 ай бұрын
I actually watched a band dedicate their tune 'Cross-eyed and Chinless' to the royal family, so the description of folk music is fairly accurate.
@PKSullivan6 ай бұрын
His bit about Jason Statham films is so on point. For years my wife and I were in a cold war of trying to sneakily watch more Jason Statham nonsense than the other.
@jimsanger7 ай бұрын
'Outsource your masculinity' is genius
@richardpaxford57928 ай бұрын
"Little pots of toasted death!"
@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c37 ай бұрын
my favourite snack as a metalhead
@user-nh1dw6bf4c6 ай бұрын
Is that something to eat?? I thought it was a euphemism for coffee!! ❤😂❤@@k4nd1incyb3rsp4c3
@karphin15 ай бұрын
Loved that!
@frflinstoneАй бұрын
A remarkable man. Streams of consciousness doesnt even come close. Sheer brilliance.
@alisondark81838 ай бұрын
Dylan, you crazy genius, you! Never a dull line with you ❤ For anyone unfamiliar with Dylan's earlier work, I highly recommend seeking out 'Black Books' which also stars the amazing Tamsin Grieg and Bill Bailey. Pure joy right there.
@PossumMedic8 ай бұрын
🤘amazing show!
@sarac.32598 ай бұрын
Black Books is one of my favourite sitcoms ever - totally bananas but it doesn't seem bananas somehow - you are just drawn in. Dylan Moran is a genius.
@alisondark81838 ай бұрын
@@sarac.3259 totally! Bill Bailey and his 'Little Book of Calm' does also get a very special mention 🤣
@bananamiriam8 ай бұрын
VERY much!!
@seymourclearly8 ай бұрын
Not to mention Bill Bailey!
@Patrick-fm5dk8 ай бұрын
Best description of Heavy Metal ever 😂
@Pixel19628 ай бұрын
I saw him live, a few years ago. A 90 minute show, but it went by like it was 25 minutes. I’ve never had an experience like it…
@TrueFilter8 ай бұрын
Is he still a complete mess now
@AndriyValdensius-wi8gw7 ай бұрын
Wonderful whimsical surreal flight of fancy. The thing about not knowing who what or why he is but speaking sixteen languages and finding codes in cactus plants while being a secret pastry chef sounds like the Bourne movie franchise.
@MrMac37378 ай бұрын
Dylan definitely Irelands best and most interesting comedian 😂🇮🇪
@rosscoghlan8 ай бұрын
he was...but his new show is a dumpster fire.
@jamesdewane16426 ай бұрын
I thought you were using "Irelands" as a verb. Dylan definitely Irelands best and most... comedians never come close. That's what I had already invented for myself. I had to go back and puzzle it out.
@saschamayer40505 ай бұрын
@@rosscoghlan It's really sad. Political correctness is the death of comedy.
@Elle-elle-elle7 ай бұрын
This finally explained jason statham's appeal to me. Grateful to everyone who made this possible.
@mikedonovan47686 ай бұрын
"Released through the enzymes and sperm !" . Legend 😂
@jeanneratterman41748 ай бұрын
Comedy going 70 mph! Hilarious! 😆
@colinellis90633 ай бұрын
Last line is class 'see what I'm saying?'
@johnurquhart46148 ай бұрын
Nobody does random better than Dylan Moran.
@eatmygonks8 ай бұрын
His very name is an anagram of random... and some other letters
@OtherSideOfMorning8 ай бұрын
Izzard?
@one-rv2bx4 ай бұрын
Jordan Peterson
@warwicks27808 ай бұрын
“You see what I’m saying?”
@michaelsohocki15738 ай бұрын
...get together and try to kill air.... xD
@sanatandharma44358 ай бұрын
I went skiing once, for a week! I was falling over all the time. I discovered the meaning of anxiety!! Never again!!
@cheddarfish2257 ай бұрын
I watched one of his work in progress sketches in Edinburgh (Gilded Balloon). Funniest thing I had seen since black books. A comic genius.
@PossumMedic8 ай бұрын
As someone who Fed up their knee snowboarding... I have to agree! 😂
@MrLisbonlions19676 ай бұрын
Brilliant and funny af . BTW Irish Class System is a devious thing . I thought it didn’t exist till I went off to Law School early 80s and found out that massive numbers of my classmates had all been to a mere handful of schools in south Dublin .
@grandmabea64715 ай бұрын
And half of them were Prods, yeah?
@DonnachaDeLong4 ай бұрын
It's an elusive thing. Tracing my family tree, I found two branches of people who became the late 19th Century wealthy middle classes. But it wasn't permanent, the Irish class system is much more fluid - everyone can collapse down into working class at any moment!
@KiteTurbine8 ай бұрын
Awesome I've got a new purpose and focus for my midlife crisis from this advice
@tonyhilliarduk7 ай бұрын
Every line is genius.
@K-Peace-On7 ай бұрын
Just what the Doctor ordered 😅😅 a good dose of Dylan Moran
@michaelsummerell86185 ай бұрын
So many quality lines...
@Hubbledriver8 ай бұрын
I'll never walk into another sandwich shop again without thinking of the Pret a Manger gag.
@justlivinglife465Ай бұрын
the skiing gag was LOL 😂 i’m very clumsy so that’s always been why I’ve never seen any point (also freezing cold)
@juttamorris70526 ай бұрын
love, love, love that manl!!!!!!
@breaghboo-gc7ub3 ай бұрын
Owen O'Neill is another not-well-known Irish gem. Part poet, part actor, part comedian. Utterly brilliant. Have loved Dylan too for decades.
@renatapeters36818 ай бұрын
Brilliant!!!!!!
@shawnconway99578 ай бұрын
I would certainly watch this movie.
@joesdi3 ай бұрын
I love you.Truly.
@leastone96007 ай бұрын
Watched this having breakfast and the bit about smashing your knees with a hammer as an alternative to skiing made me choke on my porridge 😂 Total genius .
@Marion-tz5hb7 ай бұрын
This guy is right down my street 😂😂
@adulion7 ай бұрын
was a huge fan of dylan- seen him a year or so ago- i hope he is getting th help he needs- such a talent
@one-rv2bx4 ай бұрын
Needs to go cold turkey
@dianacasey60023 ай бұрын
I’m still a fan just look at his good stuff and let him get help or not. Not my life it’s his but wouldn’t buy a ticket till he gets it together. Because it’s my life too..
@8aleeb7 ай бұрын
Scathing, brilliant and pi** funny as always. Perfect 🤩
@audreybrass8 ай бұрын
Brilliant😂
@pulppy1806 ай бұрын
"You become a blob, you outsource your masculinity..." 😂
@coffeecupman8 ай бұрын
"Cacti." It's a class thing.
@JohannaVanWinkle8 ай бұрын
Such a funny man!
@youbigtubership8 ай бұрын
Like walking into a surrealist video clip.
@andyjota89068 ай бұрын
Hes bladdered and still flows lol
@hughoxford87358 ай бұрын
Great master of imagery and language. Very Goon adjacent.
@Eva-mp7xg8 ай бұрын
Loved the heavy metal part, the argument against Darwinism 🙂🙃
@renejean25238 ай бұрын
What's Darwinism?
@Eva-mp7xg8 ай бұрын
@@renejean2523 Just put these exact words into a search box and you will have your answer 😄
@chipledhungaman7 ай бұрын
Excellent
@bournemouthisshit8 ай бұрын
Trousers too complex to describe... Tomorrow I shall go shopping! 🤪
@costeris358 ай бұрын
That was just such a great Dylan Moran line.
@annalieff-saxby5688 ай бұрын
Reminds me of The Gollux and his "indescribable hat".
@dewabule8 ай бұрын
Buying yams… 👏😅🤣
@StevenBanks1238 ай бұрын
I enjoy skiing very much, but I do have stainless steel screws in both knees now.
@leona55818 ай бұрын
Ha, me too! Still worth it :)
@dittilio8 ай бұрын
God I hope Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are watching this. Jason Staham catching snakes in a dessert, to solve a puzzle that his amnesiac former self set up for him, but if his heart and taint are wired to a child's RC drone controller. And if Jason doesn't solve the problem in time he swallows his eyes throws up his liver. But to win the day he pulls his own eye out, and finds the last clue tattooed to the back of his head. Inexplicably something about this has seduced the poor woman contractually obliged to act as the protagonist, and she falls in love with him, only to find out she also has amnesia and was the one who set up the puzzle torture thing. Jason doesn't care, he rips out his own liver, defuses it, and staples it back inside. And that's the end of Act 1.
@enatp64488 ай бұрын
Ok. That was good. Legit good...
@jamesbyrne93128 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@CD-pq1yv8 ай бұрын
Addled Genius.
@anne40hillpiggott306 ай бұрын
Classic 🎉😂❤
@billmcle8 ай бұрын
I noticed Dylon's hand kept shaking. I doubt he was nervous. I hope it's some sort of drug withdrawal symptom and not a health problem.
@stickybearskinrug20468 ай бұрын
Probably tremors from alcohol. I noticed too and it’s really sad no matter what it’s from.
@ChartreuseDan8 ай бұрын
He did used to have an alcohol problem but I'm starting to think he was less chasing off withdrawal spiders when he picked up the glass in the first place as he was self-medicating for anxiety. Some people are extremely capable of public speaking but their adrenal gland never gets the memo. I used to have that problem public speaking so I'm just saying it's a possibility
@MmCelliste8 ай бұрын
His mic hand has done that for years and years. I think it's more a nervous tic.
@lauralake74308 ай бұрын
Its not really our business. When he wants us to know why he will tell us a joke about it.
@billmcle8 ай бұрын
@lauralake7430 Yes, I agree you are right. It is none of my or anyone else's business.
@burprobrox91347 ай бұрын
His knees were wobbling and his hand was shaking
@one-rv2bx4 ай бұрын
Alcoholism
@bazzaoffreshwater8 ай бұрын
Drove for 6 hours to see Dylan in Sydney and paid a lot of money for tickets He was completely pissed on stage and a complete shambles Such a shame because he is brilliant on the right day. I would only pay to see him again if he gives up drinking.
@cowantom8 ай бұрын
I had a similar couple of experiences with him. First time I saw him he was the funniest person I had ever seen - absolutely amazing - so I pestered my brother to come see him in Edinburgh with me (despite the distance for him) and unfortunately Dylan was in one of his 'off' days. Pissed and distracted. His flow was off and he kept stopping to reset himself and was very slurry. Fair to say my brother never listened to my recommendations again
@jeanneratterman41748 ай бұрын
How sad to hear. I detected his ‘indulgence’ here he jept it together jntil nearly the end of this video when he began reaching (losing track?) Grew up with alcoholism. Brilliant but sad, and determinedly terminal, died too young. 😢
@davidr59648 ай бұрын
@@jeanneratterman4174 He's still alive
@cowantom8 ай бұрын
@@jeanneratterman4174 He is still alive, and only 52.
@lorraineforster81648 ай бұрын
@@jeanneratterman4174Died ?
@JavertRA7 ай бұрын
I saw him at his most recent tour and I think the audience left feeling worried for him - he'd just separated from his wife and his usual pessimistic curmudgeonliness seemed less of an act.
@JobHuntingAbroad6 ай бұрын
Can't be easy for him doing his shows during this time, sad to hear that for him.....
@HumanValor3 ай бұрын
Probably my favorite comedian. Close seconds Izzard and Sam Morril.
@Esse-vp1bc2 ай бұрын
Unmatched intellectual comic adroitness. No one else comes close, prove me wrong.
@AshishDha7 ай бұрын
brilliant!!! so funny!!! thank you :)))
@philomel10007 ай бұрын
Fantastic- charming and viciously witty
@JessieNebulousGaming7 ай бұрын
I adore this man.
@annelawton67837 ай бұрын
Original. Hilarious.
@janete53317 ай бұрын
Genius
@jamesbyrne93128 ай бұрын
He's right
@erickortenbach43556 ай бұрын
He's pissed isn't he?
@Tazza814 ай бұрын
Watched it. Very funny. Very true. Now off to watch Statham's latest film "The Beekeeper". Never realised that bees could be so thrilling and dangerous. Unless you are anaphylactic of course.
@lauralake74308 ай бұрын
Four people that no one knew!
@blofeld24302 ай бұрын
The DylanMoranian is a language that should have its own dictionary and literature.
@paulmckearney49458 ай бұрын
I did a bit of skiing at the little ski club in the Lake District. Some snobby git asked me when I was going "proper" skiing. He looked at me down his nasal black run whilst saying it.
@paulmckearney49458 ай бұрын
I replied that wherever I went I would be doing "proper" skiing.
@frodej66406 ай бұрын
How can I get a job as lighthouse repair guy? Sounds fascinating.
@Sakhmeov3 ай бұрын
"Heavy Metal is what happens when a group of people with competitively disgusting appearances come together to try to kill air." I play an Ibanez ICT, usually through a Blackstar HT and of course a Boss ML-2, and I am dying here.
@_0O0O0O0_5 ай бұрын
Hey Universal Comedy. Pleeeeaase change how you end these videos. We don't need a heart attack every time it's done.
@coast737 ай бұрын
Was that a jethro tull refrence?
@jb94338 ай бұрын
Is this video from 20 years ago? Or is he still in the same clothes doing the same material?
@irenemax35748 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@user-bl3vf9nl9y4 ай бұрын
'Outsource your masculinity' 😅
@samdumaquis20338 ай бұрын
Lol
@PS-vm3we7 ай бұрын
I have to take issue with Scandinavians and metal bands. It’s not that Scandinavians like them so much, everyone else likes them, and people around the world learn Scandinavian languages because of it. But the guy is a genius.
@JJONNYREPP8 ай бұрын
Dylan Moran on the British Class System | Yeah Yeah | Universal Comedy. 26.11.23. He was amusing. anyone recall him jn sean of the dead...his costar was featured in the very much underrated some guy who milks people....
@khuszar67784 ай бұрын
❤
@EvieVermont7 ай бұрын
If you're poor, you don't have to look for danger. You're surrounded by it! Yup
@Vercanya8 ай бұрын
He clearly hasn't seen the attractive Heavy Metal band members. E.g. Peter Steele and Alissa White-Gluz.
@gormatthew8 ай бұрын
class
@EvelynBaron4 ай бұрын
I just woke up and was in a bad mood then I heard 'those films are unimprovably stupid and suddenly the whole day looks a lot better. I wish Dylan Moran hadn't retired from stand up he's a genius. 8UT sorry for capital letters Tom Petty was doing .... some kind of talking heads thing on MTV he was hilarious when he was serious and wrote an impromtue sp probably song about The Titanic and where Celine Dion should be ...... never watched the film think de Caprio had something to do with it I have a Pekingese know what he sort of looks like, also worth a listen RIP TP. This was great.
@user-ii6gq3jh8o6 ай бұрын
Is he always that pissed?
@Chickenface123457 ай бұрын
Moran, you fucking genius.
@Lynnefromlyn8 ай бұрын
Hmmm…amnesia…half way through a humorous diatribe on the class system - he veers off, having forgotten what he was on about. Never really picked up after that apart from the heavy metal bit.
@bazh60418 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it's a cut. Watched a couple of vids of other comedians on this same chanel yesterday & they did the same thing - subtle easy-to-miss cuts that make the jokes randomly skip topic.
@LoveEarthHereAndNow4 ай бұрын
"boxes, to put people in"... #class
@YOutsider7 ай бұрын
perhaps Dylan regrets the slurred 'drunken irishman' persona he adopted so many years ago.
@patrickmorris89348 ай бұрын
Put it on 0.75x speed and he becomes Donald Trump.
@irenemax35748 ай бұрын
By heavens! you are correct, Patrick!
@Bazookatone18 ай бұрын
Ireland absolutely has a class system. It's just not explicit.
@murpho9998 ай бұрын
It doesn’t have anything like the uk. No aristocracy or people with silly titles like Lord this or sir that.
@mango20057 ай бұрын
Its much more recent than the UK's. Mostly rose in the 1990s early 2000s boom. But its nouveau-riche mostly, so is that a "system"?
@manuel_winde7 ай бұрын
@@mango2005similar to America, whereas it’s much more recent whereas the U.K. has had centuries and centuries of it.
@Lorrico147 ай бұрын
Irish class system: Most people Business owners West Brits Landed gentry (The bottom two have significant overlap on a Venn diagram.)
@hughjass84307 ай бұрын
Ireland is much closer to America when it comes to class. There is old money and new money but everyone just gets on with it and getting ahead is the name of the game. I have Oxbridge educated older relatives in the UK. They are lovely people but people like plumbers and brickies are alien species to them. It's so weird.