Mark in The Forest: “I hate spears.” Mark in Valheim: *One shots a deer from a mile away* “I LOVE SPEARS!”

Bob: "Oh nooooo, little bridge died!" Also Bob: *leaves out that fact that he was the bridge murderer*

Mark to bob: "you can destroy that bridge we only need the many one " Mark this episode: "where is my little bridge ?"

Wade: *muffled distant singing* Mark: wow that was beautiful Wade: *normal unmuffled nondistant* thank you.

The cave: *Decaying bodies that were brutally murdered and blood everywhere* Mark: Oooh, money *Starts stealing stuff*

Mark Wade and Bob: collectively agrees to destroy “secret bridge” Also Mark Bob and Wade: a few days later forgets ever disliking said bridge.

Today I learned that Wade is a genuinely good singer.

(Mark genuinely complementing Wade on his cave singing) Me: And my jaded heart grew 3 sizes that day.

This game has the most gruesome birthdays... One is literally a trap and the other is a hanging corpse filled with money

No one is talking about how he finally killed the deer... and didn’t even take the meat... he just skinned it

Mark, after chopping the dudes head off: You know, I'm something of a Doctor myself

Did Mark forget the "little bridge" was later declared as a scaffolding by himself? He literally told Bob to destroy it

Are just not gonna talk about wades vocal skills, his Gollum: on point, his movie references: on point, his singing: angelic, this man needs more credit

Mark: *is about to die and trying to blow up an actual Hundred-Handed One* Wade: there’s no katana, I’ve been betrayed and lied to

So has nobody pointed out how incredibly powerful this dinky little Bic lighter is? They've all been on this island for like a month and use that lighter as a torch all the time and it's somehow never run out of fuel. Now that's a lighter.

Wade: “jumps on dead body” Wade: ”that wasn’t my best move” Me: laugh my lungs out

Wait why was Wade’s singing actually so relaxing with the echo?? It felt like an old opera record playing through a gramophone

19:01 "Coookin huwman hed" "Is gud!" Mark and Bob just lost it

Mark : "I'm a good person" Also Mark : *makes mutilated hanged bodies of poor passengers more unidentifiable for their useless watches*

Normal people when they see corpses: "oh no, dead people" Wade when he sees corpses: "M O N E Y"

I actually didn’t mind Wade’s singing. He’s gotta beautiful voice.

imagine a person watching this without context "well I've removed all the limbs ig thats pretty effective" "I chopped the head off so i'm good" "hey we could burn these bodies too" edit: wow thanks for the likes

Does anybody remember when wade or bob said " this is like the most intimidating thing I can do". And them chucked a unlit dynamite at mark.

The fastest way to harvest trees, the only way to burst cave walls, fastest way to hunt, the way to discover secrets, completely eliminates enemies... I think Dynamite is the all purpose tool we’ve always wanted.

"I have not seen anything in this are-" *instantly gets jumpscared by a monster*

"There's hair spray that you can use with a lighter" Me- " a home made flame thrower "

"We found a way out but there were people waiting for us and they're naked" The best thing I've heard in a while.

Here's a tip: everytime you leave a cave, all of the resources will be respawned so, if you guys need fuel, batteries, meds and so on, just get out and then back in the cave to get more

Lixian's editing is so fucking scary! I don't usually get scared by games but he makes them a lot scarier

The deer ctrl, alt, deleted itself from Mark's impeccable spear-throwing skills.

Wade: "How many viewers out there would love to be impaled by Mark's spear?" Me: *I'm going to be a mature, considerate adult and not answer that*

Why is wade’s opera singing not horrible? Like it’s a gag that wasn’t obnoxious. I’m impressed.

Can we take a moment to appreciate that beautiful Golem impression at 12:14

13:50 for those who wants to hear Wade's angelic voice again

13:51 wade: singing about leaving mark behind to die mark: honestly it’s pretty beautiful

Mark: Where's the little bridge? Bob: Little bridge died? *Forgets entirely about destroying little bridge with Mark's permission from previous episodes*

When they see the giant crater and when mark says "is that a corpse of some kind" I THINK IT WAS HIS MISSING LOG SLED 😂

Is no one gonna talk about how the echo made Wade's voice golden.

Everyone: *Hears deranged noises* Bob: “What?” Wade: “What?” Mark: “OoUouO AghRuU EuRrR”

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Wade’s Gollum impression?

I loved the smeagle voice after they started chasing that one smeagle looking guy. 🤣 Time stamp: 12:05

19:24 fun fact: there is no negative health effects of eating a human body except for the brain. the Fore people in New Guiana would eat recently deceased as a funeral ritual (to help free their spirits) and women and children would often eat the brains. Many of the people who participated in the ritual got a disease called Kuru. Kuru causes dementia, mood changes, trembling or shivering, etc. It takes several years and even decades for someone to show symptoms and they would usually live for 11-14 months after. Its incredibly rare now because the Fore people don't practice that anymore. the more you know :D

The markimoo forest album, featuring classic hits such as: Bob fell into the pit Leaving mark behind And 2 time award winner, bones! Edit: I wanna take the time while I'm at the top to say someone pls do this.

Why is no one talking about how good Wade’s impression of the gollum was??????

Wade: *talking about Mark's **_spear_** and how its so lovely* Mark: _OOHG_ *missed the iguana noises*

I like how he focusses on killing the dear and doesn’t bother bringing it back to the camp

I swear Bob comes in with the funniest bits: "Slide into my crack" "We should go in the hole, they're coming!" 😂😂

Me: “This series can’t get more chaotic” Mark: “DYNAMITE” Me: “Oh no”

i love that every time they find a new weapon they're like "does it do damage if we hit each other with it?" even though they already have tried hitting each other with every other weapon and it always hurts them

I respect wade in this episode, his singing was actually pretty good

Mark: “where’s little bridge?” Bob:”oh what happened to little bridge🤫”

The scares in this game put a tightness in my chest that is medically alarming.

A little appreciation for Lixian editing “sweet shot” on the spear and it fading into nothing😂😂

damn, wade singing "climbing up the rope and leaving Mark behind today" was actually really nice, deep, echoey, soothing and kinda angelic ngl. I would listen to that. edit: 14:06 bob sound effect #3

This series should be called “Markiplier finding increasingly more idiotic ways to nearly die”

"When you can't kill it with fire, use gunpowder." - William Shakespeare

"I killed a deer!" Way to celebrate small victories, Mark! :3

That part when mark was climbing up into the light with wades angelic singing echoing in the background just got me thinking mark was transcending into heaven 🤣

imagine your a kid and you've been kidnapped and your dad spends like months game-time goofing off with friends and you like what the heck man

Title: “Dynamite Fixes Everything” Me after watching the video: “It was determined that was a lie”

13:55 tfw did Wade just SUPER CASUALLY become an opera singer for a moment and like- lightly moved on from this?! this was so impressive

mark: i think im a good person also mark: *proceeds to say corpse-pinata party*

MARK, throw a REGULAR spear. Don't throw your upgraded spear. They actually do *THE SAME* damage when thrown. If you lose your regular spear, you just lose two sticks.

They are like 8 year old children, except for the fact that some 8 year olds learn from their mistakes

17:50 "dude, I am higher than a butterfly on the 4th of Julyyyy" wtf😂😂

Mark's impressed face when Wade started singing louder had me on the FLOOR

Mark: “Dynamite fixes everything” Me: “Knowing these three, this is gonna end badly”

This is honestly the scariest episode of The Forest I’ve ever seen- I’ve never been successfully jumpsscared in a long time so kudos to the editor and the game developers

Wade singing, especially with the muffled effect, sounds like the beast from Over the Garden Wall

13:42 in case anyone wants to timestamp Wade's glorious glorious singing.

Mark: ”- Oh, apparently katana doesn’t waste stamina, cool!” Also Mark: **instantly loses his last piece of stamina and stops hitting properly**

Cave too smol? Use dynamite, it makes the space bigger! Too quiet at night? Use dynamite, your ears will ring forever and silence is no more! Wade's being a Wade? Throw dynamite, he'll work faster!

Lighter: * chillen while on * Me: * inhales * Mark: * ignores the fact that the lighter is still on * Me:..... WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED THE LIGHTER WHILE THE SUN IS UP!!!

I'd like to take this time to appreciate how lovely Wade's singing was.

Humanoid monster: *shouts repeatedly* Mark: He is speaking my native tongue, quickly, I must communicate! Edit: Thanks for the likes, I didnt expect to see this over night.

Bob: "we should go in the hole, they’re coming!!" Take that out of context.

Mark: *kills lizard thing* Windows 3.0: * *startup noises* *

“Slide through my crack” -Bob 2021 11:08

I don’t want to admit how many times I flinched during this.

the pop out being the scariest thing in marks history of playing horror games is prolly such a huge compliment to the creators and he prolly didn't even think too much about it

Mark: No one gets the reference Everyone: **Gets it**

17:23 why is no one talking about how HILARIOUS wade’s question is 😂😂

Coming to an Opera near you: Wade singing his hit single 'Climbing Up the Rope, Leaving Mark Behind Today'

All these survival games he’s playing with Bob and Wade are giving me life

Whoever does the musical stings for markiplier’s editing is really talented

I really hope the guys keep playing this. The hilarity that can ensue in this game is endless. And I really want them to see this to the end! Me and my best friend have completed it together three times and we’re still not bored of it yet 😂

Mark: Is that a helicopter on its side? Me: You mean the log sled that you dropped down there?

Can you imagine being a crazy native living in the woods of an island, living your happy life, then you get murdered by some random camper with a katana?

Wade's Gollum voice is SO good haha

Wade's singing is definitely giving off 1930's Victrola record style vibes and I have rewatched that part multiple times.

mark: "I think I'm a good person" also mark: *starts stabbing hanging corpses*

I’m literally crying they’re all still using their lighters in the daylight

i love the complete tonal shift from utter terror to time for payback once they found the swords

Someone needs to make a compilation of all of the singing in this series

"How many viewers out there would like to be impaled by mark's spear" *Well I'm a straight dude but you see...*

“I chopped a head off so.... I think I’m a good person.” -Markiplier, 2021

The fact that Wade singing while Mark climbing up the rope towards the light makes it perfect.

Holy crap Wade can SING. Also loving the Gollum impression. He's my favorite in this playthrough 😂

The view of the light as Mark climbs combined with Wade’s singing is immaculate

Normal People : "Why is there Dead bodies hung from a ceiling ?" Wade : "Pinata Party !"