It's like Michael Scott goes to E3

i wonder if he sometimes still feels the sting when trying to sleep at night

He's like a real life version of Iron Man 2's Justin Hammer.

Whenever I feel like a shit, I just watch this. Somehow, I feel grateful.

"... and this absolutely epic fail right here, yikes!"

When you look for the definition of Cringe in the dictionary, you'll see a photo of him with a "Doodly doodly doo!" autograph.

Now since E3 is dead we can all look back fondly on such memories as these.

Imagine if this guy was your father.

I'm just trying to imagine, someone or some people actually thought putting him on stage was a good idea, someone made that professional call. Someone above his paygrade said, "this guy is hilarious and he knows his stuff, the gamers are going to love him, they're going to love US, through his comedy routine."

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Respect, for still continuing.

"I'm not afraid of a few dick jokes, thank you" [Uncomfortable silence]

The cringe hurts so good...

We desperately need this guy back

I curled up like a boiled shrimp just watching this. Eeeegggghhhhh.

A decade later, some say he's still there trying to get the audience to play along to a vague Wayne's World reference to this day.

Jamie Kennedy made this guy look like a downright professional.

1:11 Man, he sure does know how to describe himself.

"On June 6th, 2011, French videogame publisher Ubisoft held a special press conference in commemoration of the company's 25th anniversary, which featured a series of videos depicting what current Ubisoft franchises would have looked like had they been produced 25 years ago. Throughout the screening portion of the event, the host Mr. Caffeine prefaced each video with his best approximation of a flashback sound effect coupled with a special hand gesture to imitate what he perceived to be the sound of a time machine. This sound effect is commonly referred to as "doodly doodly doop" which may have been a vague reference to the flashback sound "diddly-doot" originally heard in the 1992 comedy film Wayne's World" Thanks for all the doodly doodly doops

PICK UP THE DAGGERS!!! DELEUEHUEHUEELUELEUE *While in his mind* "jesus fucking christ what has my life come to?"

This is edited and it's still sooooo awkward to watch lol.

He's the hero we deserve.

I have to say, we were all wrong. After all these years I still remember this presentation. It is actually genius.

I would be drinking heavily every evening and crying myself to sleep after giving such a speech

dodle dodle dodle

this is so painful to watch

Still the least embarrassing thing to happen at an e3 conference

This is so bad.

The greatest hero of all time.

DOO DI DOO DI DOO DI DOO DI DOOOOOOO

0:54-0:58: Sums up this entire conference nicely.

poop on your toothpaste? Was he meant to say toothbrush? Jeez he even fucked that one simple joke up!

Wow. He was “Mr. Cool” at the day camp I worked at for a couple of summers around 1990. He led some events, made kids laugh...pretty great at it, actually. Super creative and hilarious.

I remember seeing this live, I wasn't sure whether to laugh or feel bad for the guy/Ubisoft

A moment of silence for E3, for we will no longer bare witness to historic events like this man’s absolute DOMINATION of the stage.

the definition of filtered he was a visionary and a hero

My idol, so unbeatable

Society failed Mr Caffine

Lmao this is so awkward it's like some cartoon shit.

"Hold my Joy-wand" Now I know how they came up with Joy-con

funny how he brought up sheen when they're both on the same drugs

say with me tilulu tilulu tilulu..ok forget it.That part killed me.

Poop on ur toothpaste? Wtf was this guy on ??? XD

Jesus Christ, this was fucking torture

It's like they told an AI to learn how to be hip and charismatic

He's so cheesy he's actually good.

It's almost 6 years later and still to this day I wonder: WHO THE HELL IS Mr. Caffeine??! What is his relation with Ubisoft??!

Fucking hell ........

Ubisoft need a comeback bring this man back

This guy reminds me of Zurkon Jr. from Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart. He has this exact kind of humor, as far as tiny killer robots go.

Something drew me back to this video

"Ruins" I beg to differ.

The material is weak but that's not his fault, and what he did bring to the stage was enthusiasm and charisma. I genuinely feel for him and think he was a class act that brought his A game. It's too bad the people that wrote this script for him let him down miserably.

Still better than any EA presentation, though.

The Jamie Kennedy is strong with this one.

Okay kids, now this is the real definition of "cringe".

This man stole my joy

*cringe* This guy needs to calm down.

why cant they just show games and cut off all this nonsense talking parts at E3...

"Yes I'm not afraid of a few dick jokes, thank you." If someone said this on stage at E3 today the gaming press would have a heart attack.

Of course the snark tank trio finds this funny ☠️

I actually feel bad for the guy. As a comedian, I know what it's like to get a bad gig and have to pull through - I can only imagine the sheer horror of that bad gig being recorded and put online by a bunch of videogame nerds to mock for all time after

We didn't know what we had until we lost it

this is literally the only reason I would ever go to E3 or any sort of convention.

When no one does it he be like “MY LIFE IS RUINED”

Rabbits. The kind that are loud, obnoxius, slightly deranged and poop on your toothpaste kind

He's not terrible honestly. I can tell he has some polish and speaking skills. Its super cheesy yes. But this guy could be a good professional speaker with some better material.

Is my face gonna be stuck like this forever...?

This guy probably ran a hose from his exhaust in through his driver side window one night.

If you want the full effect of Mr caffeine, play on 2x playback speed. You will not regret it.

The GOAT presentation in E3 history

Doodloo doodloo doodloo doodloo!

I want to go back to this *dlooh-dlooh-dlh*

"Ruins"? More like "immortalizes".

Ubisoft has been shit since this guy left.

1:34 epic moment

I dunno, the crowd seemed to like him

ruins the ubisoft conference ?¿ are you crazy without him we wouldn't be seeing this video in 2017 and the next years this guy is history

When your in a cool club in middle school, and you club leader is sick, so his dad comes in to fill in.

Give him this, he tried!

1:33 LMAOF!

This feels like im watching a presentation in highschool

Dafuq

"Gaming is life." Should you first say gaming is love?

“Doodly doodly doo… doodly doo..” he tried to get the crowd to chant.

Man I miss E3

I don't even know how to make that last noise and he expects me to go along with it?

I can't believe how old this is

Came from critikal

Mind of Michael Scott, countenance of Dennis Reynolds.

0:20 wtf was that sound__??!

Admit it. You feel nostalgia

Mr. Caffeine? Nah, this is his boss, Dr. Cocaine.

I’ve watched this three times or so and I still have no idea what he’s trying to say.

Good thing he's running on caffeine, not sure how he'd sleep after a stunt like that...

I thought it was hilarious but cringe worthy at the same time.

Wich episode from The Office is this?

Nothing beats the cringe of Konami E3 presentation directors cut from 2010 (or sometime around)

Michael Scott + Justin Hammer = Mr. Caffeine

I'm assuming this was the foundation for that damn shrek meme....