Konami E3 2010 director's cut

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An all-time favorite and legendary conference. This is an extended cut version in higher quality including longer highlights and more footage that previous videos didn't capture. Mass confusion, reluctant applause, and unforgetable guests.
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@Pillysrule 7 жыл бұрын

Glad no one in the audience talked. Wouldn't want anyone to embarrass themselves.

@markguardiana600 5 жыл бұрын

Konami said so

@jovialdemonn 5 жыл бұрын

Of course, wouldn't want anyone to be on the internet, infamous for making a show of themselves

@sampraz1990 5 жыл бұрын

The only ppl embarrassed here r the Konami for releasing such garbage titles

@deechonada 5 жыл бұрын

@@sampraz1990 yes, that's the point of this comment

@omarhuda4997 5 жыл бұрын

How times have changed. Bethesda would have preferred silence

@madeupfred 5 жыл бұрын

Starting the conference by telling people to leave is such an incredible power move holy shit.

@blazeddddddd 5 жыл бұрын

Thats how they treat their employees anyway

@druidofthefang 5 жыл бұрын

I think they did something similiar at this years EA conference, they told people to stop watching or something.

@makutas-v261 5 жыл бұрын

@@druidofthefang The cringe guy told a kid to fuck off.

@greenkidd529 5 жыл бұрын

@@makutas-v261 are you serious?? Where is this posted??

@sephir91 5 жыл бұрын

@@makutas-v261 link!!!

@MrNrj6490 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, it takes balls to lead off your E3 press conference with "Glee: Karaoke Revolution"

@franc8023 2 жыл бұрын

glee? is that series when the protagonist actor dies by coke overdose ?

@zachflag6506 Жыл бұрын

@@franc8023 and a significant side character’s actor got outed as a child predator and immediately killed himself

@rodrigoadolfoperezvega1539 Жыл бұрын

And what about the mexicans wrestlings? Jajaja

@tumulovermelho93 Жыл бұрын

@@zachflag6506 And one of the couples had an IRL relationship with domestic violence. That series was cursed.

@zachflag6506 Жыл бұрын

@@tumulovermelho93 Jesus Christ, it’s like high school theater all over again

@antonioortizburciaga1158 8 ай бұрын

I love that they seemingly prepared a funny conference full of humor and moments for the audience to cheer and laugh, and they start by setting everyone up to stay quiet and make everything awkward.

@Abuqital2000 7 ай бұрын

Exactly, the first guy laughed and the presenter says "yea you don't want to do that"

@makutas-v261 6 ай бұрын

Perfect storm

@AlphaKennyOneHard 5 жыл бұрын

It's as if Tommy Wiseau himself directed this press conference. It's so impressively awful

@genkigaming4u556 5 жыл бұрын

Fucking kektus maximus!!! Jajaja

@satoruriolu6132 5 жыл бұрын

Even Tommy would do it better

@jqyhlmnp 5 жыл бұрын

Professor Genkier ja

@francescolombardi3438 5 жыл бұрын

Oh hai kojima.

@themayqueen666 4 жыл бұрын

You're tearing me apart, Konami!

@BerMaster5000 8 жыл бұрын

"If you keep pressing xxx or yyy again you'll be sucked"

@deadmeme1399 8 жыл бұрын

Rapidly presses xxx yyy

@anita.b 8 жыл бұрын

HE SUCC MEEEE

@MicrowaveBackground 8 жыл бұрын

....roight?

@atomixfang 8 жыл бұрын

xxxxxxx yyyyyyyy xxxxxxxx yyyyyyyyy.... nothing is happening. I am disappointed.

@ThePowerlessLP 8 жыл бұрын

reyeght?

@DoctorObviously 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Tak Fuji is the most human person in this video. He follows his "you'll be sucked" with the most smug, self-assured "I did it." face ever.

@jordanstapelberg507 9 ай бұрын

@@neromauritzen6170 I think he meant if you just button mash (xxx and yyy) you'll do poorly (he probably meant "you'll suck" instead of "you'll be sucked")

@INRamos13 9 ай бұрын

@@jordanstapelberg507No, he meant that there is a secret code where if you input those keys, the game controller sucks you off.

@idrinkmilk282 5 ай бұрын

@@INRamos13 All he meant was that you suck at the game if you just button mash (i know that you know this, DeMatastic, I'm mainly making a point about OP to everybody here). He was trying to put a challenge to the players, a form of marketing strategy that tons of games use. Dark souls being one of the more famous for it. It's as simple as saying "think you can beat our game? Hah. I bet you can't. Why don't you buy it and prove it." The broken English, which was displayed throughout the entire time he spoke, is the ONLY reason he didn't just say "you'll suck at this game if all you do is mash". For native English speakers, determining tenses is easy. For learning English as a secondary language, tenses can be particularly difficult to decipher, given the many variations there are and the many contexts they exist under. There's absolutely NOTHING more to read into here 😅. OP is merely another youtube commenter that thinks he's caught something that others haven't, because of his belief in his ability to read people. A belief which is extremely misplaced. There's nothing going on here outside of the fact that he used the incorrect tense. 😅

@loaduscoolclipz5505 4 ай бұрын

@@idrinkmilk282no im pretty sure he meant that the controller will perform fellatio to you

@sean8102 2 ай бұрын

@@INRamos13 What a jerk for never sharing the code.

@Reddo88 7 ай бұрын

All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... RIP E3

@makutas-v261 6 ай бұрын

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe...

@mushudamaschin2608 6 ай бұрын

Yeah man what a shame, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd definitely set up E4 for y'all

@emanuel81111 6 ай бұрын

i saw a little girl petting a virtual tiger ... musicians playing pop songs not related to videogames .... fake gameplay trailers in the big screens.... all those... moments will be lost ... like ... tears in rain

@makutas-v261 6 ай бұрын

@@emanuel81111 Time... to buy... (empty wallet flies off into heaven)

@TheAnimatedGamer 5 жыл бұрын

Is this one of these weird adult swim shows you see when you stay up too late

@Liam-vu7wo 4 жыл бұрын

"One of the things I think that is the benefit of hip hop, is that we have President Obama"

@Freefork 3 жыл бұрын

1 million truuup. LOVE YIU GUYS.

@DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler 3 жыл бұрын

naah man thats eric andre show

@DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler 3 жыл бұрын

@Anna Carson black jesus

@KoeSeer 3 жыл бұрын

ah yes the early 2000's when TV showed weird shit after 12 AM. I remembered one of the TV station aired semi porn, bikin photoshoot documentary, or weird talk shows where everything is awkward right after its midnight news.

@djvoid1 6 жыл бұрын

This moves beyond the realm of cringe and into pure bizarrist comedy. Tim and Eric couldn't have come up with this if they tried

@PresidentialWinner 6 жыл бұрын

And it's pure gold.

@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын

@@kayooftheWell Already dead but i am contemplating dying but then i realize there is more to being undead

@gigachad192 5 жыл бұрын

Looks like something out of Twin Peaks, lol.

@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын

@@gigachad192 Whats that. Think I heard of it?

@UreksatheJade 5 жыл бұрын

Maybe MDE could have tho...

@Daniel-bi5ci 4 жыл бұрын

10:51 i love how the japanese guy simply give up trying to speak in english.

@rolan5948 3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too, he was like fuck it😂😂

@Eggs_is_eggs 3 жыл бұрын

At least he put effort into his English. When he was speaking in Japanese he was really robotic and tried to rush the lines to get it over with.

@TheUltimateHacker007 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eggs_is_eggs the guy sounded like he had to retain some water in his mouth like a challenge or something

@glipk 3 жыл бұрын

@@Eggs_is_eggs that's just how Japanese is

@pcpolice2518 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheUltimateHacker007 😂

@rodentRoundup 3 жыл бұрын

9:55 Dude doesn't even pretend that it's live gameplay, and just walks away letting the pre-recorded footage roll while his co-host continues to dance. I don't know if he went off the script or if the conference was running behind schedule and they had to move on or what.

@Gencoil 3 жыл бұрын

And he even has the audacity to tell the audience that it's in real time.

@dethhollow 2 жыл бұрын

And then it just cuts to the logo mid-dance, lol! They didn't even have good footage FOR THE GAME to fake this!!!

@JM-ll2vv Жыл бұрын

He says "both of the players dancing in real time" as he's literally stopped playing haha

@Abuqital2000 7 ай бұрын

Getting perfect scores 😅

@peedfarded 7 жыл бұрын

The Dance Masters thing was literally the funniest. It's like they just got a crackhead Japanese dude off the street and the oldest kid from Malcom in the middle. Not to mention they weren't even playing the game on the screen, it was just gameplay footage. 😂

@patrickm4281 6 жыл бұрын

who? Francis?

@nickmason790 6 жыл бұрын

Some Cynical Asshole seriously who the fuck was that Japanese guy?!

@The94Venom 7 жыл бұрын

The beginning of the video is so underrated though. "We'd be pleased if you could, you know, NOT have fun in this event. Thank you."

@Dillypicklepie 7 жыл бұрын

The94Venom looks like they had nothing to worry about

@CGMastarr 7 жыл бұрын

i think the guy was trying to say for victims of identity theft (etc.) that clips of your voice may be used

@jonnil1997 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah its so weird, does e not want an excited loud audience? Lol

@depp5275 3 жыл бұрын

2010 feels like the 90s now

@juannaym8488 Жыл бұрын

It doesn't help that the video quality for some of these presentations were really shit

@projectmayhem4376 Ай бұрын

It is now

@pot1tone Күн бұрын

This conference is as old to us now as the late 90s was when it happened

@alioth2021 Жыл бұрын

This is almost 13 years old, but "I'll take it in the back" is still one of the funniest things I've heard at E3.

@tyrellhansraj3589 8 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@roycrownguard 8 ай бұрын

@@tyrellhansraj35894:34

@bmbterps 6 ай бұрын

@@tyrellhansraj35894:32

@cj7318 6 күн бұрын

Give it to me

@taterboob 6 жыл бұрын

"You can move your fat body freely." It's been years, and that never fails to get me.

@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how long until someone calls them out for fat shaming. Its a really funny line.

@21Cayque12 5 жыл бұрын

*freery

@Cavs191 4 жыл бұрын

Vlad Tepes there is no line tho. Fat shaming doesn’t exist. Fat is unhealthy so that’s like saying get sober to some one is “drug addict shaming” lmao. Some fatties r talking about how their DOCTORS are “fat shaming” them Hahahaha I love hearing that term bc it makes the person using that term look incredibly dumb and overtly sensitive.

@djgiga2 4 жыл бұрын

"You fat, McDonald's eating, lazy Americans can now move your body freely!! Yeaa!"

@jpetras16 4 жыл бұрын

@@djgiga2 Hilarious because it's true.

@MacDaddy635 7 жыл бұрын

The guy at the start telling everyone "we don't want that on the internet" was textbook foreshadowing.

@stephengrigg5988 5 жыл бұрын

he's the one who sabotaged the computer!

@gabrielgaspar3744 3 жыл бұрын

The audience did not know, but they were witnessing history in the making

@GrizzlyNightman 3 жыл бұрын

5:15 looks like a screen test for a non aired international version of Drake and Josh

@AA-xu5kr 3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit hahahahah

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this I almost cried

@QuietSnake-xs5vx 3 жыл бұрын

oh man i laughed way too hard xD

@CODA96 3 жыл бұрын

I cant believe how good this comment is

@lZUNA7 2 жыл бұрын

Dude I cracked up at this 😂

@unbeatenlake790 5 жыл бұрын

This looks like something off of GTA’s in game tv.

@wrenboy2726 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@richardmartin6512 4 жыл бұрын

Hhhahahrharha

@CarlJohnson-mf4qd 4 жыл бұрын

Yup Only difference being that what's broadcasted in my universe is mostly 80% staged, just for the brainwashed audience. This shit ain't no acting at all🤣

@kzang386 4 жыл бұрын

@@CarlJohnson-mf4qd uh, sorry to burst your bubble CJ, but your 3D universe doesn't have any tv broadcasts, only the later games universe, the HD universe does

@CarlJohnson-mf4qd 4 жыл бұрын

@@kzang386 trust me, there is some crazy shit on tv, even on my universe.

@beejor 7 жыл бұрын

"Please, nobody make any noise during this conference. It would be very distracting." (two minutes of awkward silence immediately follows)

@fuckugplus 5 жыл бұрын

But then you have the guess trying hard to crack them up. It was a test of mental fortitude. The troll vs the press

@JM-ll2vv Жыл бұрын

Can we roll the trailer please?

@MrAIDS-wx2he 3 жыл бұрын

8:11 has to be my favorite, the man just staring at the announcers face point blank with a murderous death stare. Special thanks to mister metokur for showing this

@jammin2575 2 жыл бұрын

Not sure if gonna kiss or kill…..

@user-bv1gq8jj6b 2 жыл бұрын

The fuck is that guy even doing lol

@obZenism 2 жыл бұрын

I'm going need a link to that stream

@HolyAarom 2 жыл бұрын

@@user-bv1gq8jj6b i think he was trying to read the teleprompter to make sure that the guy speaking was doing it right but the angle didnt lend him any favors

@emmathepony1992 Жыл бұрын

@@HolyAarom correct

@abcav297 Жыл бұрын

I've spent over an hour pressing XXX and YYY like a madman in a Konami game and yet I still remain unsucked.

@sean8102 2 ай бұрын

IKR :(

@Bobby_T_ 7 жыл бұрын

this is like a middle school presentation on konami

@Damstructions-funny 6 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@bungieborris9111 7 жыл бұрын

one of the benefits of it being hip hop is that uhh we have president obama -konami 2010

@Yayofangamer16 7 жыл бұрын

THANKS OBAMA

@AWISECROW 5 жыл бұрын

THANKS HIP-HOP

@murray9221 5 жыл бұрын

THANKS DONALD TRUMP

@jhosright_Motscoud 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, that's right!

@TheJohnnyblaze4ever 5 жыл бұрын

That shit is so bizarre

@benpacitti1136 3 жыл бұрын

"It's a battle to the bottom". Congratulations Konami. You won the battle.

@1StIwY1 Жыл бұрын

10:50 Naoki Maeda giving up on speaking english at this point absolutely cracks me up xD

@bcc5701 10 ай бұрын

It’s wonderful

@zachskiles8059 7 жыл бұрын

I can actually feel the audience slowly dying as this conference progresses

@zachskiles8059 7 жыл бұрын

"Whatever you say might end up on the Internet." Ironic.

@stephengrigg5988 5 жыл бұрын

the prophet of our time

@AngelSpawn12 5 жыл бұрын

@@zachskiles8059 They could save others from cringe... but not themselves

@makutas-v261 5 жыл бұрын

I swear to god, the Tomba theme would be absolutely perfect for this conference, super cringe.

@DarkAtHearts 2 жыл бұрын

5:15 ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT?

@Grandmas_Favorite 5 жыл бұрын

“One of the things I think is the benefit of hip hop is we have president Obama”.... Lmao

@sideeswipe 5 жыл бұрын

Dave Slattery I fucking died at that HAHAHAHHA it's so random

@JEMurl 5 жыл бұрын

This is undoubtedly the cringiest video in the history of history.

@jaztin7197 5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAHAHA

@samelusac1 5 жыл бұрын

It is something that the president actually listens to music that I do. And read the same books. Well it's something that he actually reads. And isn't some racist fossil

@nick2316 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao I wish I knew the context

@DylanBelievesInTheNet Жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace, E3. Many people hated you, many rightfully so, but I cherish this. All the preening, cultural obfuscation and lies and deception...washed away for this one press conference. Konami will never be this again, and E3 will never 'be' again.

@Mr.MagnumDong 3 жыл бұрын

Konami: *Threatens the audience to keep the audible at a minimum and to be respectful* Also Konami: *has Mexican wrestlers fight on stage*

@vidoganes5438 8 жыл бұрын

i still watch e3 every year even though i know deep down that there will never be a better conference than this

@Konipaca 8 жыл бұрын

Sony won and left no survivors

@vidoganes5438 8 жыл бұрын

thank u based kojima

@killerjoy1001 8 жыл бұрын

+Konipaca killed them all and had class left over to send flowers to the families

@rasundesilva6088 8 жыл бұрын

+Konipaca yeah but those games won't be here until 2018 and they showed 75% cutscenes.

@IskandarTheWack 8 жыл бұрын

Well I mean that's kind of the point, that said, quite a few of those games will end up in 2017, also the only cgi was kojima's, which is a 2019ish game but it was there to show that they have kojima and also because kojima got barred from going to the game awards for mgs5 by konami. Microsoft showed the same games as last year, sony has these games + tons of games shown within the last 2 years coming.

@milkman6039 6 жыл бұрын

I like how the Dance Master dude just gave up and started speaking Japanese halfway through

@johnpeplow7134 6 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he was so high he forgot he was supposed to be speaking English. Between sentences.

@RoboBlue2 5 жыл бұрын

And the other guy just threw out a bunch of unrelated corporate buzzwords to cover up the fact that he didn't speak Japanese either.

@nickabbott319 5 жыл бұрын

HumbleDegenerate lmao

@AWISECROW 5 жыл бұрын

@@RoboBlue2 Yeah I thought the guy on the right was going to translate, but then he started reading off of the prompter

@st4r444 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO 😂

@JJMomoida 3 жыл бұрын

This never fails to crack me up... but for real... wtf was up with that dude staring at the back of the other dude's head with such intensity??

@Aisua 2 жыл бұрын

He probably understood that he was on camera and on the internet with these fools and thus forever associated with this clown show. lol

@ActionManxTornado 2 жыл бұрын

come on,he propably was doing that on purpose

@CODA96 13 күн бұрын

@@ActionManxTornado He was probably reading something on a little monitor.

@jmh8697 2 жыл бұрын

This is borderline experimental.

@magiccowbell9023 2 жыл бұрын

@maxbreitenbauch6657 Жыл бұрын

Thats right Jay.

@johnblack8655 7 ай бұрын

AAAAAAIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSS!

@DarkStryder360 7 жыл бұрын

"One million troops" has stuck with me ever since this conference never gets boring

@CWINDOWSsystem32 7 жыл бұрын

*Wahn mirrion troobs.

@mortified0 7 жыл бұрын

DarkStryder360 "...love you guys"

@issaknife3495 7 жыл бұрын

It's not funny

@seanconnolly4364 7 жыл бұрын

JiggyMcCue how rude

@onihaiena6152 7 жыл бұрын

Nah, "giant enemy crab" is way better.

@enzoapacible1083 5 жыл бұрын

Say what you want, but this is the most memorable E3 conference ever.

@nathanrodriguez914nr 5 жыл бұрын

More than "Xbox Go Home" and "Jamie Kennedy Go Home: The Drunkening"

@jgowdey 4 жыл бұрын

I love it so much

@sonvolt5150 4 жыл бұрын

Enzo Apacible truly the best. I revisit it often for a laugh

@RetroJaysFTW 4 жыл бұрын

2006 Sony would like to have a word..

@ViktorKruger99 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe it's been ten years, remember watching this live and being baffled to no end. You can't top this conference.

@yoloswaggins1579 3 жыл бұрын

One of the benefits of hip hop is we have president Obama. God level logic.

@bluerat2106 3 жыл бұрын

wtf is your pfp

@ffejpsycho 3 жыл бұрын

Id have gone with "Bernie Sanders" as the great benefit of Hip Hop, but to each their own...

@Txur_Itan 3 жыл бұрын

@@bluerat2106 it's a trypophobia eye

@our_illumination949 3 жыл бұрын

@@ffejpsycho 2010...

@ADJackD 5 ай бұрын

Wha? :”0@@ffejpsycho

@spacecadet2226 3 жыл бұрын

I watch this once a year to remind myself that I’m not THAT socially awkward.

@XenittX 3 жыл бұрын

You are tho..

@yannatoko9898 3 жыл бұрын

I just think it's mildly entertaining.

@imjonathan6745 2 жыл бұрын

Being socially awkward doesn't do anything about this video tho

@chiyo-chanholocaust8143 2 жыл бұрын

one million TRHUOOPS...wow

@hjhjkhfkfkd 2 жыл бұрын

What!? You're much much worse and you know it.

@cas9564 7 жыл бұрын

And here was the beginning of the fall of Konami. We laughed until it wasn't funny anymore...

@AmorBuffer 7 жыл бұрын

this entire conference is fucking surreal

@antoniostarch4161 6 жыл бұрын

Homura Akemi but your Asian lol

@antoniostarch4161 6 жыл бұрын

Serious Face herro

@redrickschuhart3836 3 жыл бұрын

The asian Gollum on meth and the overgrown Filthy Frank/Joji are my favourite duo ever

@emmanuelmedrano6405 3 жыл бұрын

They should make a dance duo with an album

@Txur_Itan 3 жыл бұрын

bruh, you killing me 🤣🤣🤣

@mark0183 2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the game fields

@caesarninety7102 2 жыл бұрын

11:03 when he look at his partner dead pan face though🗿

@the.seagull.35 2 жыл бұрын

You mean Ray Romano's nephew?

@Blarg 3 жыл бұрын

I prefer this honest approach to any fake presentation.

@Danmarinja 5 жыл бұрын

“Any sounds will be broadcast on the internet” Wish they told the Bethesda crowd that this year as well.

@ackdca3810 5 жыл бұрын

“My dad died.” audience: YYYYEHEHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI

@teamyordle23 5 жыл бұрын

WOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAH

@The_Quiet_Kiddo 5 жыл бұрын

Cyberpunk 2077 will be the worst game ever made . *YYYYYYEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

@michaelaeschbacher4648 4 жыл бұрын

No no no, don't tell them that. They'll only get louder

@danielevans8910 4 жыл бұрын

DiscoClam wait, what do you mean, what happened?

@mirrorballl 6 жыл бұрын

This whole thing feels like a fever dream or some kind of skit

@eatfugu 5 жыл бұрын

All it’s missing is Eric Andre

@jujuyee2534 5 жыл бұрын

that's how i see the world when i'm on ecstasy

@salvatorewilk4220 4 жыл бұрын

Jesus ya

@jordy835 4 жыл бұрын

@@jujuyee2534 its how schizophrenic's see the world without seroquel

@leonardfeuerstein 4 жыл бұрын

Lol XD

@MiTBender 6 ай бұрын

"You will be sucked." Greatest quote of E3.

@Katurha 3 жыл бұрын

The amount of cocaine involved in this conference is mind-shattering

@juas7439 3 жыл бұрын

Neh, if they had taken cocaine they would have had energy and enthusiasm (fake of course) like in the other E3s... in fact that was the problem i guess, the lack of cocaine

@edybocman76 3 жыл бұрын

@@juas7439 the red hair dude was on cocaine for sure

@zachflag6506 3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more quaaludes

@CODA96 3 жыл бұрын

You should really research something before you want to use it in a funny comment... If they took cocaine, they would be enthusiastic, euphoric and well concentrated throughout this whole thing. If anything, those guys took LSD, because most of them were completely overwhelmed by the entire presentation.

@CloverLovesTT 5 ай бұрын

oh no dude they were definitely on downers during this

@Thwap23 5 жыл бұрын

This conference is legendary, I wish they had one every year.

@makutas-v261 5 жыл бұрын

Same, but all we get is low tier cringe. I want my godly level cringe.

@Pexoverso 5 жыл бұрын

They should use good actors to keep the cringe commedy

@ChapuleTaylor 4 жыл бұрын

@@makutas-v261 i don't think what we get is low tier at all

@makutas-v261 4 жыл бұрын

@@ChapuleTaylor Well I do, we either get low tier cringe or stupid ass annoying forced memes like that fucking CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED IN AN EXECUTIVE BOARDROOM ENTERTAINER Bethesda put on stage and just because haha funni anime words everyone started with their forced memes.

@punkchris 4 жыл бұрын

Makuta S-V calm the fuck down lmao

@GroovyLeon 7 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE WE STILL HERE? JUST TO SUFFER?

@w1nch3ster1 6 жыл бұрын

Hero Of Gallowmere - You feel it too...don't you?

@joycehayes1454 6 жыл бұрын

Aaron Every night..... I CAN FEEL MY LEG!- XD I can't finish the rest of it.

@runnirudelrunnideas4557 5 жыл бұрын

Woooooooww

@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын

Suffering builds up strength.

@pugassassin5591 5 жыл бұрын

@@vladtepes2667 lol

@Edlim23 2 жыл бұрын

6:42 I can't stop laughing at this. That ear-shattering silence as he stares into nothing, thinking about what he's just said.

@abdelali9279 3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: #FucKonami for letting Kojima go and bastardizing classic IPs for pachinkos, it's not like the old Konami. The old Konami:

@karlomarx4378 3 жыл бұрын

konamis real prime was the 90s kojima carried them in the 00s

@juarezamorim 3 жыл бұрын

the Castlevania that they announced in this conference was pretty good

@juannaym8488 3 жыл бұрын

@@karlomarx4378 There were still excellent Castlevania games and didn't Silent Hill 2-4 release in the 00s?

@lasagna187 3 жыл бұрын

their downfall began long before 2010

@spoiledmilk2587 3 жыл бұрын

Kojima is an overrated narcissist.

@uncoveringthelost 7 жыл бұрын

Which one of these jokers turned Konami into a gambling machine company?

@GrahamBarth 7 жыл бұрын

I'd put my money on Asian Steven Tyler or Soul Stealing Thousand Yard Stare Man. I think one snorts enough coke to think that's a really good idea, and the other is a Sith.

@language5769 7 жыл бұрын

*+Graham* *Barth* Nail on the fucking head, brother!

@benjaminborkowski12 7 жыл бұрын

The Heron Hero My Money is on Tak Fujii, that guy is on Crack

@ProjectDelta1 7 жыл бұрын

The Heron Hero Spoiler Alert: It was Kojima, man who sold the world!

@Naruxos07 7 жыл бұрын

Benington Don't talk shit about Tak Fuji. These guys are legends who made the greatest E3 presentation ever, and they truly care about their games despite how mediocre some of them may have been. It was some corporate jack ass who wanted to take advantage of pachinko gambling being legal in Japan. Wish Konami was that innocent game company that made the occasional great game while pumping out weird niche titles from time to time again.

@mikki7522 6 жыл бұрын

That's right, beyblade is back and hotter than ever.

@goodninji8 4 жыл бұрын

So... It was hot back then?

@PodRealoaded 4 жыл бұрын

😂things you wouldn't expect to hear in 2010 and 2020

@ArchangelExile 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe it's been 10 years since this event.

@kaique8569 3 жыл бұрын

Ten in years in future and we will be talking this way about This 2021 E3

@ArchangelExile 3 жыл бұрын

@@kaique8569 That's if there's an E3 2021.

@projectmayhem4376 Ай бұрын

Rip e3

@budaroddy 4 жыл бұрын

Konami back in the day: we may cringe but it's hell of fun Konami now: Turn your daughter into a pachinko machine and make it work for us

@deathfrombelow1193 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no, konami has been like this since forever. Best way to sum up konami is "incompetent evil"

@dallyink7412 5 жыл бұрын

After all of the times I've seen this I've now realized I haven't seen a single one of these games in my life outside of this presentation.

@RosesAreBlack94 4 жыл бұрын

Ninety nine knights was pretty good at the time, I remember seeing the first one and was blown away by the graphics

@albertobellini98 4 жыл бұрын

Silent hill?

@sentientarugula2884 4 жыл бұрын

@@user84074 what a weird name

@baku_gako2135 4 жыл бұрын

Even Metal Gear Rising?

@bigdoggo5827 4 жыл бұрын

Castlevania Harmony of despair was a nice Castlevania game. It had characters from older games and the music kicked ass. It's music is used in smash Ultimate

@Fleshcut 7 жыл бұрын

I've held better power point presentations in high school.

@theguardian8317 6 жыл бұрын

Probably they also had better budget too.

@lastmanstanding7155 6 жыл бұрын

but did you have chest slapping?

@vagamer522 6 жыл бұрын

but did you have ehhhhhh and brock obama benefiting for hip hop?

@christiancristof491 6 жыл бұрын

*middle school.

@Kris-ko4fu 6 жыл бұрын

Did you have 1 mulleon people watching you ?

@tdc9009 4 жыл бұрын

When your class presentation is due tomorrow and you haven't started yet.

@ZinkyStinky 3 жыл бұрын

10:50 I like how he goes from English to japanese in an instant. You can hear everyone's brain cogs turning after he speaks.

@b2.y 7 жыл бұрын

*_1Milyon Troops_* *_1 Milyon Trooooooooops_* *_WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW_* *_Lav Yu Gais ;)_*

@vagamer522 6 жыл бұрын

Hock and Slosh Tital...... not funny

@Cavs191 5 жыл бұрын

Translation: we are exclusively a front company for the yakuza to launder their money through legally

@merunasg 5 жыл бұрын

Is that real? I haven't thought about that option. Yakuza is pretty big so I wouldn't be surprised with these kind of scams

@Cavs191 4 жыл бұрын

Merunas Grincalaitis well they are pivoting to making more and more pachinko and slot machines at Konami and in Japan I hear the pachinko industry is dominated by the yakuza

@guthriesavagefriedman35 4 жыл бұрын

This actually makes a lot of sense

@monkeyrobotsinc.9875 4 жыл бұрын

lmao win

@josetomascamposrobledano4618 4 жыл бұрын

Merunas Grincalaitis Yakuza’s aren’t nearly as dominant as they used to be in current day Japan!

@aaoreugif 2 жыл бұрын

9:40 i love how he says it with 0 emotion

@Grapefruit5000 Жыл бұрын

RIP E3 and thanks for all the good memories.

@smoke12316 4 жыл бұрын

The presenter ruined the whole mood before the actual presentation itself, amazing.

@orioloop 7 жыл бұрын

''Now you can move ur fat buddy freery''

@6XTH666 7 жыл бұрын

KalakGamer LOL I need to stop scrolling through these comments, it makes me laugh Everytime.

@crazyvideoguy1 7 жыл бұрын

ahhaahahahha

@TeoZMuff313 7 жыл бұрын

KalakGamer what's the Time stamp ?

@navonmyhand7999 7 жыл бұрын

I didn't notice that. Hhaaaaaahaaaaaaa

@tochukwuudu7763 7 жыл бұрын

KalakGamer lmao,it's just dancing.

@hunterbless6466 3 жыл бұрын

3:43 I have a feeling they were serious here. This is Konami.

@Thefirespirit1 3 жыл бұрын

"Please help promote this game" *Audience laughs* Game Director: 😐

@talbotdorr682 Жыл бұрын

Those two dancing guys in the yellow shirts were my favorite people in this video. You could hear them literally about to explode with laughter from how fucking horrible this whole event was going 😂😂

@juanisaias8308 6 жыл бұрын

I still can't believe this is real. The wrestlers slaps omfg.

@vladtepes2667 5 жыл бұрын

Wrestler use slap its somewhat effective.

@user-ef6gv4wv1l 4 жыл бұрын

*grabs the microphone directly*

@microfighterz 4 жыл бұрын

I think the beauty of the chops are they would have actually stung like a bitch, but they no sold it and it just looks much dumber than it should have been

@tylerblair318 4 жыл бұрын

RIP Silver King. He actually died recently. He played the evil luchador in Nacho Libre.

@dannydarko7698 4 жыл бұрын

Shit was fuckin hilarious

@JamesCarmichael 7 жыл бұрын

It's 2017 and I'm still waiting to be sucked by Konami.

@solarstrike33 7 жыл бұрын

They don't suck you anymore, they convert you into pachinko machines now.

@Jtheantagonist 6 жыл бұрын

If you buy metal gear survive now you wont get sucked but you will get fucked by konami.

@martyhearn3465 6 жыл бұрын

Did u hit the xxx and the yyy and the xx and the yyy again?

@Zonex_Haven 6 жыл бұрын

Marty Hearn i haven't but you can move yorr body freeree!

@nickabbott319 5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Crepon 5:59

@TomWelson 4 жыл бұрын

From the writers of 12 years a slave presents - “Three weeks a gay”

@flyingplantwhale545 3 жыл бұрын

This conference is a national treasure. I absolutely cherish it.

@colonelsandwich641 7 жыл бұрын

3:35 10 Million dots per screen. Incredible. Just incredible.

@TheJohnnyblaze4ever 7 жыл бұрын

ColonelSandwich please help promote this game

@irondust71 7 жыл бұрын

ColonelSandwich WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

@scott4978 7 жыл бұрын

"I'll take it in the back"

@Reionder 5 жыл бұрын

The best part lmao

@Glassandcandy 3 жыл бұрын

That dude absolutely learning in the background during the Silent Hill part always make me fucking burst. He looks like he's ready to murder him lmao

@leatheryfoot6354 3 жыл бұрын

1:32 I laughed so unbelievably hard at this

@chchedda Жыл бұрын

@brunovaz 7 жыл бұрын

8:10 It became hard to breath after this part

@johnzook7681 7 жыл бұрын

brunogarcia WHAT the FUCK LOL. Dude is about to rape the shit out of the guy lol

@6XTH666 7 жыл бұрын

John Zook XD

@SenseiRio 7 жыл бұрын

brunogarcia lmao shit had me fucking dead

@JordanTheGoat 7 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHA

@ProjectDelta1 7 жыл бұрын

brunogarcia That dude is a straight up murderer 😂😂😂

@Hugo_Tate 4 жыл бұрын

I’d love a “Where are they now” video on everyone from this conference.

@rifasclub 4 жыл бұрын

Well, I know where IGA is... Play Bloodstained, it's awesome.

@akirakurusu4366 4 жыл бұрын

Silver king 2:34 passed away recently

@spvcediver 4 жыл бұрын

@@akirakurusu4366 La Parka passed away last year ago too.

@ElNegus9985 4 жыл бұрын

There were 2 guys at the back listening the conference who later founded a channel called Digital Foundry

@_arkhea 4 жыл бұрын

naoki maeda, after a lifetime of making banging tunes for DDR and directing aspects of the game itself (among others), left the company a while ago and has now worked with capcom on his own rhythm game and a new mobage he released last year. Most songs he made for the arcade games for the past what, 20 years? have been shitcanned with a few exceptions and it fucking sucks.

@KriptoniteCola 3 жыл бұрын

Thousands of years from now, when aliens sift through the rubble of what used to be our civilization for treasures, they will know without a doubt that this conference was one of our greatest artistic achievements.

@alicecera7512 Жыл бұрын

Probably the most infamous E3 ever. I love it so much, can't believe its been 13 years.

@BigBossIsBack 5 жыл бұрын

Saddest part is Tak Fuji gave the most coherent presentation out of everyone

@dun0790 3 жыл бұрын

True but what language was he speaking

@josuke8gappy 2 жыл бұрын

@@dun0790 japanese

@dogeshark204 2 жыл бұрын

he was actually trying

@TruFalco Жыл бұрын

Easily the most charasmatic. The man is a GEM and you can't make me think otherwise.

@tony1954 7 ай бұрын

True that

@martyhearn3465 4 жыл бұрын

Happy 10th anniversary to the best press conference of all time. This is where humanity peaked

@nabieladrian 4 жыл бұрын

Can't argue, we're keep getting downhill

@Mimon-Baraka 3 жыл бұрын

Yes it has charisma, not like these robotic cringe Shows of today.

@ethandahlstrom 3 жыл бұрын

Truly, it will never be better

@sebastiantafoya3609 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mimon-Baraka hello brother

@DustinBarlow8P 2 жыл бұрын

Considering Konami was never heard from again after this means that the cringe was so epic that they decided they where done doing Video Games!

@cthulhu888 9 ай бұрын

I honestly miss the awkward PowerPoint presentation E3s compared to the geoff keighley ad-fest stage bombs we get now 😅

@natirasohumana 9 ай бұрын

We had way much more fun

@trentongar6335 3 жыл бұрын

9:07 is the only genuine clap in this video

@paprika3881 7 жыл бұрын

"that's right, bayblade is back and hotter than ever" i lost my shit OMG

@kyrem1281 7 жыл бұрын

I wish it was true. I miss beyblades

@Igneeka 6 жыл бұрын

Beyblades was the shit I kinda miss it too

@KentzHodiono 7 жыл бұрын

omg they looked like they're a new company that time

@killer88327 7 жыл бұрын

Kentz Hodiono they seem like one since today

@basedlord 7 жыл бұрын

Victom Whatever shut up

@macafromthewired 7 жыл бұрын

smoke blud no u

@MK-lu6mr 7 жыл бұрын

Kentz Hodiono is

@WalterOfMikado 3 жыл бұрын

5:40 is what some of you are looking for.

@guardiansparky1766 3 жыл бұрын

The King has now been Dethroned, Take Two Interactive has taken the top spot.

@yannispirou101 3 жыл бұрын

That's so sad ngl 😂

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 3 жыл бұрын

At least Konami's was entertaining. Take Two's was suicide-inducing.

@javiergodoyoliver2041 3 жыл бұрын

Koch Primetime was even worse.

@atrwkts 6 жыл бұрын

Long after humanity is extinct, billions of years in the future, when aliens stumble upon Earth, I hope that the only remnants of humanity that they discover is video footage of E3 2010 Konami

@PresidentialWinner 6 жыл бұрын

Our Magnum Opus, finest work of humanity.

@MADBADBRAD 5 жыл бұрын

Then that will be their doom as a species.

@-jobrocodwawz-6226 5 жыл бұрын

i was gonna like this then i saw that the likes were at 69 so i refrained

@dylanlevey9847 5 жыл бұрын

atrwkts “Why did humans die out?” “I don’t know, but I feel this has something to do with its slow decline.”

@casper6405 5 жыл бұрын

atrwkts Alien#1: hmm what did the humans to go extinct Alien#2: I don't know but I found some video footage from something called E3 from 2010 about a thing called Konami Alien#1:show me Alien #2 shows video Alien#1: could this be the cause of their extinction Alien2: I think so I think so Alien1: lets get out of here Alien2: yeah I just got a call from my wife to pick little Timmy up from school Alien1: oh how is your family doing btw Alien2: ooh the kids are great sometimes a pain in the ass Alien1: aww but their treasures are they Alien2: yeah they are Ship is flying off back to their home planet Alien1: wait did we forgot something I have the feeling we left something on earth Alien2: nah I don't think so I would've remembered it Alien3: hey guys could come back pls uhm you forgot me I was bored when I wrote this

@Balmung35 4 жыл бұрын

8:14 "You cannot fast travel when enemies are nearby."

@Freefork 3 жыл бұрын

WHAT ENEMIES?!?!?

@juanlmontejo 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing comment

@yofyo 3 жыл бұрын

11/10

@arigat-s0244 3 жыл бұрын

Fallout be like:

@kanjo4976 3 жыл бұрын

Was looking for this

@bobby2bend 7 ай бұрын

Revisiting this gem now that it was announced E3 is permanently over. Rest in peace.

@dhorinfireheart99 3 жыл бұрын

That Naoki guy from Dance Dance Revolution seems like such a fun guy

@Edt_dcs 6 жыл бұрын

I understand if one person's presentation is weird, but this is like a dozen people consecuteively fucking up to extreme amounts. You can only make things this bad by scripting it.

@paolocazzaniga8735 6 жыл бұрын

EdFTWin you have to say it correctly: extreeeeeeeme! XD

@basiliskb.223 6 жыл бұрын

@stephengrigg5988 5 жыл бұрын

and if any journalist in the game industry had any self awareness they would have made this into a great article. but no, it becomes a meme a decade later. like, this is so much worse than the worst presentation I've ever seen.

@Bustersword07 5 жыл бұрын

@@stephengrigg5988 well I do remember gametrailers reported on this back in 2010 on how bad it was but yeah, the KZfaq gaming journalists still didnt have quite the presence yet but in a lot of places, it has gone down as the worst e3 press conference ever lol

@Tiramonium 5 жыл бұрын

This is the most self-controlled, self-conscious audience ever. How weren't people just laughing uncontrollably all the time is beyond me.

@brajuhani 5 жыл бұрын

Becouse it was also very very boring, i did watch this live back in the day.

@walidkiradesu 5 жыл бұрын

people were in shock

@PlzTouchMEHard 2 жыл бұрын

Can u imagine not showering and not getting laid, reacting to this?

@robrs8631 Жыл бұрын

Because they were told it would be live on the internet

@potatonugget5629 Жыл бұрын

The guy at the beginning told them to shut up or leave

@LaCasadelOcio 7 ай бұрын

RIP E3, thanks for all

@iamsancho443 3 жыл бұрын

I come back to this one every now and then, makes me so happy

@KoryLunaa 4 жыл бұрын

This video is 12 minutes but why does it feel like a 30 minute video essay

@notawebii6985 3 жыл бұрын

A crowbcat video that just doesnt end Now imagine being there irl

@realmug 3 жыл бұрын

It feels like 3 to me, it's nostalgic

@LG1204 7 жыл бұрын

So that's why Kojima left Konami...

@Clarensee 7 жыл бұрын

Why? Fun people working there. Better than snobs in other houses.

@_JesusIsLord_ 7 жыл бұрын

Kojima fits right in this turdfest.

@Neutronomy 7 жыл бұрын

Kojima is a clown

@viletoxxie 7 жыл бұрын

Eduardo Bonfil I dont think you watched this

@HereCumsTracer 7 жыл бұрын

Finally, he's somewhere where he'll be respected. #FucKonami

@rajivkamal6027 3 жыл бұрын

I can literally re-watch this at anytime and be thrilled, amused and mortified at the same time.

@DyoKasparov 3 жыл бұрын

This was so bad that Konami stopped making games and switched to casinos lmao