Hackers in movies: steal billions of dollars from an international bank Hackers in real life:

This is the best EAS scenario ever. No horror images, no jumpscares. Just full on honesty. I love it. 100/10

Imagine someone actually hijacks the EAS System and plays this 💀

Fun Fact: The guy got cut off because Eggman thought he was taking too long to get the announcement on with.

the fact they were able to cut out the laughing of the cast and the sfx of the actual video is so goddamn impressive jesus christ

I played this on a tv and everyone thought it was a flash flood

Now this is what I call analogue horror

Well, these are two fandoms that I never expected to see together.

Not gonna lie, this EAS mock-up genuinely creeped me out, but when Eggman’s announcement finally came up, I felt relieved.

This is hillarious! As a fan of the Snapcube fandubs, this is comedy gold. "I'm taking everything from you. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE" - Eggman

This is an emergency message transmitted by the United States government. A very spherical man has pissed on the moon because his wife cheated on him with a hedgehog, a bat, an echidna, a few more hedgehogs. The Pisstropolis will hit the Earth in 23 hours.

Hearing an EAS on a CRT back in the day always made you stop what you were doing. Unlike today's Amber Alerts which are basically treated like Spam.

the most eerie thing about this is the lack of dying laughter

"He said it was T H I S B I G"

Imagine for a moment you’re just a normal resident in Sonic’s world. Eggman has launched an attack and you’re scared. You’re not like Sonic and his friends, you’re hiding in a bunker with your loved ones, desperately trying to stay calm and hold on to hope as you receive an emergency broadcast… Then Eggman gives the snapcube rant and talks about dicks and piss. Now you don’t know whether to be more or less scared of him. 😂

After all the serious mockups, it's nice to see someone using it for comedic relief.

Honestly, I think the original dialogue would've been fitting with this. Makes Robotnik's original declaration of destruction all the more intense.

"I can't believe they allowed this to air!"

Can definitely picture Fandub eggman hijacking an EAS system just to do this

Why the hell doesnt this have like a million views

If there is ever a day whenever Putin was threatening to nuke the moon this should be the audio that plays all over the news instead of what is usually on there

The first thing I heard within my organic ear 'I've come to make announcement', something clicked in my mind in less then one second. After that, I did something so hard called 'laugh'. I laughed so hard that I fell out of my office chair located within my bedroom.

It took half of the video before it actually played the announcement.

Eggman stepped up his game. This ain't on twitter anymore. This matter has gone to EAS level.

"I PISSED ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA!!!"

The emergency is Eggman's SUPER LASER PISS

This itches two very specific regions of my brain that I previously thought were separate. Thank you for this, this was excellent

Regardless of anything, that starting bit there. With the iconic beeps? That genuinely terrifies me, every time I hear it. It reminds me of one dream I had, where I just felt genuine fear. I just woke up one day, in my bed. At the time, I had to live in a garage with my 3 sisters because of how small the house was. I looked around for a moment and looked at my TV which I had left on for dim light. At the bottom right corner, it read: "Meteor will impact nation in: [time here]" And I looked at it for a moment, confused. Until it reached zero and I heard a massive boom. I looked at the garage door, where the sound came from. And the longer I looked, the more I heard flames roaring, and the more screams shuddered through that door. At least I think there were screams. It might've just been the flames themselves. And then, as it approached and got even louder, I woke up in a sweat feeling nothing but terror. Just me in my bed, left to contemplate that dream. And every time I hear that beeping that we all know and fear? I'm left to contemplate more of if it actually happened.

These types of screens always gave me anxiety as a kid. There's something about the sound and lack of human life in them Shoot, watching this gave me some heavy anxiety just now

Ok but imagine how terrifying it would it be if the audio from the real game played over this

Would've been more accurate if it was Central City and not Mobius City.

imagine youre just trying to watch adult swim or something and its just a very aggressive person complaining about a hedgehog cucking him.

I love EAS scenarios, I love snapcube... I certainly love this XD

The Piss Drrrrrrrroplets will arrive on earth in 23 hours

Mobius City, that’s an interesting name for it. I would’ve gone with Station Square like in SA1. 😂

This definitely would've aired if Eggman didn't hijack everything.

This is absolutely terrific. I was expecting at the end of the announcement, it was going to begin the other broadcast that started off with “I’m taking over the universe!” where it plays in the limousine.

What Eggman said terrified me to the core. Thankfully, later he announced his new album "Crackin' Eggs" to calm everyone down.

If green hills was a country this would likely be the alarm

2:43 Here’s the egg man speech thank me later

Imagine if this actually happened. This is the best EAS alert I've ever seen. Makes it a lot more enjoyable.

As a SA2 fan I can say Y E S

ANALOUG HORROR ALARM SOUNDS BREAKING NEWS DR.EGGMAN IS PISSING ON THE MOON

This is absolutely hilarious!!! I would play this for a April Fool's prank.

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SO UNDERRATED

The best part about this is there’s no image, so you have to imagine what this looks like which adds to the horror of the situation.

"I pissed on the moon! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?!" - Eggman

I usually get sick when I here these emergency alert sounds from the TV or my phone, but if the announcements sounded like this, I think I'd pay attention just as well and get a little less sick.

The moment I heard “I’ve come to make an announcement…” I knew it was gonna be good

Putting this in my playlist to give me a panic attack

0:57 Mobius City CONFIRMED?????

This aint no analog horror, this is analog humor

I'm dying of laughter like I did the first time I heard the joke. This joke never fails to make me laugh.

Snapcube's Eggman would absolutely do this.

2:42 Eggman's announcement

"I JUST PISSED ON THE MOON, SONIC!"

somehow a video that combines two specific interests of mine. thank you. I love this

Bro imagine watching an EAS program and in the middle of it you just hear Eggman rant on about piss twitter

I love this. This is a masterpiece.

BEST EAS EVER

I thought this was an actual normal video until after I saw the title

2:25

I hate the fact that it's entirely possible that it's important to tell some people that a KZfaq video is not in fact a real EAS broadcast. I hate it even more that the people who will need to be told that will most likely never check the description of the video anyways.

Finnaly a mock EAS/EBS video that uses the White Card script. Very nice

If it was real in E. A. S alarm so what would happened.

Imagine this coming up as an actual alert.

Now this is epic

Oh come on Eggman. Why did you had to piss on the moon?

Beautiful

I can't fucking believe this. The start is genuinely creepy and then it turns to.... That masterpiece.

Had I not seen the original I would be so confused rn

I want an analog horror series based around eggman's piss mental breakdown

If SA2 was realistic:

I love this

imagine listening to this and in real time the power goes out in your home when he pisses on the moon

I lost it at "I'm pissing on THE MOON!"

Now this is brilliant.

This is awesome lol. Also can we agree that EF6 and "A Day's Break" or whatever it is are some of the best EAS Scenarios of all time? 👍

new genre: analog humor

Thank you eggman

Eggman straight up hacked the EAS just to make an announcement.

You've heard of Analog Horror. Now get ready for Analog Comedy.

Ngl, if I did seek the video up to the part with Eggman's announcement, I would've clicked off. The EAS broadcast always triggers a fight or flight reaction with me.

Now all we need is a snapcube sonic analog horror-comedy

i love everything about it

THE "THIS BIG" REALLY GOT ME

2:42 This is when Eggman's announcement starts

This played while i had autoplay on while sleeping, and i thought this was gonna be a standard fake eas scenario. I am not disappointed

Analog horror ruined EAS for me. I was holding my breath the entire time.

I’m mesmerized

The algorithm has blessed me today

1:27 I legit laugh hard when he mention Mobius City. I miss the Archie Sonic series. 😂

Analog horror but Dr. Eggman pisses on the moon

If the TV programming schedule was cut in half for a national alert and only thing was Eggman making his announcement, I would laugh too hard

New analog horror video just dropped

This is the best!

10/10 video great video

This is the weirdest episode of Local 58 ever.

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a real EAS Details Channel

I love how it’s called morbius city