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Easter 2017 - Kinder and Horror | Ashens

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7 жыл бұрын

Easter again! And the pound shops have let us down. So I've ransacked the shops for products from the arch tat-egg maestros at Kinder, backed up by some hideous toys from the past. Despite their futuristic power, Transformers are no match for whatever the heck the finger unicorn is supposed to be...

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@TheTwitchkid
@TheTwitchkid 7 жыл бұрын
after a quick google search, it would seem that that donald toy had a bell on the back that would ring your ears right off as he peddled his little hell cycle through the town.
@BananaExtremeAwe
@BananaExtremeAwe 7 жыл бұрын
Mr.Scruffy the great THE GREATER GOOD
@callum8792
@callum8792 7 жыл бұрын
BananaExtremeAwe SHUT UP
@Pantharian
@Pantharian 7 жыл бұрын
BananaExtremeAwe Hot and fuzzy
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 7 жыл бұрын
I want a poster size print of that Godzilla on a tricycle hanging on my wall.
@skribblefingers9724
@skribblefingers9724 7 жыл бұрын
bad day?
@CanuckJim
@CanuckJim 7 жыл бұрын
How many others were hoping the My Little Pony capsule had another Bumble-Bee?
@PumperKrickel
@PumperKrickel 7 жыл бұрын
Man, that would have been perfect!
@gimmecat6251
@gimmecat6251 7 жыл бұрын
Instead he just got Midnight Cuntflap
@jpaulc441
@jpaulc441 7 жыл бұрын
Or gets stung by a bumblebee on the way back home
@LWolf12
@LWolf12 7 жыл бұрын
That would of been amazing.
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 7 жыл бұрын
Gimme Cat I will not allow you to insult the good name of Pr-incest Twatlips Sprinkle!
@ancilodon
@ancilodon 7 жыл бұрын
I now cannot stop imagining Stuart falling forward through his front door, carrying a load of shopping. And as he raises himself, gazing down in disdain at the plastic bag with the flattened Kinder Egg in it.
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 3 жыл бұрын
That turned his Optimus prime into a bumblebee
@JanPospisilArt
@JanPospisilArt 7 жыл бұрын
"Poor Donald, when he was just an orange lump with a terrifying face..." *spills tea*
@MonkeyHunch1
@MonkeyHunch1 7 жыл бұрын
Do you think that could have political satire connected too it aswell lol?
@MonkeyHunch1
@MonkeyHunch1 7 жыл бұрын
+Read More , Yup thats it :)
@olliebelt9486
@olliebelt9486 7 жыл бұрын
@ashens I think the moving bit on the Donald duck toy is meant to be for creating a "realistic" sound of a motorbike when it hits the plastic!
@kieronc363
@kieronc363 7 жыл бұрын
JanPospisil42 c
@kjw21411
@kjw21411 7 жыл бұрын
They used to work on KZfaq, but it's been a while...
@RHD_
@RHD_ 7 жыл бұрын
"I was going to cancel the Easter Special" - Never utter those words again.
@gonzo4057
@gonzo4057 7 жыл бұрын
IKR? If he did that I would so devastated!
@russellwarren9595
@russellwarren9595 7 жыл бұрын
the power the cancel something is to have complete control over it!
@rossvegas7
@rossvegas7 7 жыл бұрын
Star Feese don't ever write IKR again, unless you are under 16......
@TigerVonBruce98
@TigerVonBruce98 7 жыл бұрын
IKR
@OnlyEpicEmber
@OnlyEpicEmber 7 жыл бұрын
IKR? LEL KEK
@dr_kav2k
@dr_kav2k 7 жыл бұрын
"Trying to swallow it would be bad news" Good news! It's a suppository!
@Pigness7
@Pigness7 7 жыл бұрын
such bad news it got banned in the us
@terrencesmith3336
@terrencesmith3336 7 жыл бұрын
Prof. Farnsworth! :D
@sivalley
@sivalley 7 жыл бұрын
Like if you read that in Farnsworth's voice.
@ps4fan794
@ps4fan794 7 жыл бұрын
Xan futerama
@jerryskeepero
@jerryskeepero 7 жыл бұрын
Xan this comment needs a love button
@Elitezombie03
@Elitezombie03 7 жыл бұрын
8:37 he looks like he's pensively looking at a nuclear mushroom cloud holding his thumb up to see if he's far away enough from his impending doom
@TheOfficialCzex
@TheOfficialCzex 7 жыл бұрын
"... Trying to swallow it would be bad news." Well, bad news is often hard to swallow.
@TheOfficialCzex
@TheOfficialCzex 7 жыл бұрын
Happy Easter.
@rcflight13
@rcflight13 7 жыл бұрын
It's a suppository.
@TheOfficialCzex
@TheOfficialCzex 7 жыл бұрын
Well, then, you're shit out of luck.
@stegra_3377
@stegra_3377 7 жыл бұрын
👏.....👏.....👏.....👏..... 10/10
@that1connor583
@that1connor583 7 жыл бұрын
TheOfficialCzex I'd laugh, but I dont give a shit
@Jayfive276
@Jayfive276 7 жыл бұрын
'Army of Bumblebees'? It's a 'swarm' surely?
@realn_c
@realn_c 7 жыл бұрын
Possibly a "hive"?
@ApneaTM
@ApneaTM 7 жыл бұрын
Its a shame that according to all known laws of aviation there's no way a bee should be able to fly
@PumperKrickel
@PumperKrickel 7 жыл бұрын
Stop quoting the bee movie, it´s embarrassing.
@foxymetroid
@foxymetroid 7 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is "Paddywagon".
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 7 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that Eva figure?
@Trashware
@Trashware 7 жыл бұрын
"You've got the features of a very old creature" - There's my new pick up line
@nessamillikan6247
@nessamillikan6247 3 жыл бұрын
I take it you’re into geriatrics?
@SigmaStudios7
@SigmaStudios7 7 жыл бұрын
The way his fingers slightly fidget makes that handicorn thing absolutely terrifying.
@sharkymcshark3392
@sharkymcshark3392 7 жыл бұрын
"Donald is just an orange lump with a terrifying face" Yes, Ashens, yes he is.
@LoponStormbased
@LoponStormbased 4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait to vote him into a second term and see you TDS brainlets cry again.
@missi5059
@missi5059 4 жыл бұрын
@Loponstorm Could you, maybe. Shut the Fuck up?
@noahbarnette8178
@noahbarnette8178 4 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@thatonebackgroundcharacter2194
@thatonebackgroundcharacter2194 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh politics... what great fun.
@the135joker3
@the135joker3 7 жыл бұрын
This channel hasn't changed at ALL in its long life
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 7 жыл бұрын
it did change briefly when ashens had his weird stage.
@TriccyViccy
@TriccyViccy 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jenkins Uuuh we don't talk about that, REMEMBER?
@fluidwolf
@fluidwolf 7 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jenkins What would be considered the weird stage for a guy who reviews tat on his sofa?
@abigailjones9084
@abigailjones9084 7 жыл бұрын
thats what makes it so magical
@roselily9036
@roselily9036 7 жыл бұрын
what happened? tell me about it
@ZefVolk
@ZefVolk 7 жыл бұрын
You could use the donald duck and two of the bumblebees to recreate that scene from The Shining.
@BJReolon
@BJReolon 7 жыл бұрын
Snorlax FUCKING GENIOUS ASHENS MAKE IT HAPPEN
@gunfuego
@gunfuego 7 жыл бұрын
Snorlax lol and the unicorn could play the horse from The Godfather.....
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 6 жыл бұрын
Snorlax You. I like you.
@JarodMoonchild1975
@JarodMoonchild1975 6 жыл бұрын
Snorlax Brilliant. Very good one. 👍😆
@ScoutMoser
@ScoutMoser 5 жыл бұрын
Come play with us Knock Off Donald.
@StevePagetWorld
@StevePagetWorld 7 жыл бұрын
i would love a glimpse behind the scenes of the Kinder design team. Do they sit around pitching ideas like "Beastie boys rabbit"? What sort of ideas do they reject?
@jodieryder2853
@jodieryder2853 7 жыл бұрын
The 'capsule' is the yolk, you know cause it's a kinder EGG
@beingcharliebray3681
@beingcharliebray3681 7 жыл бұрын
Jodie Ryder you just blew my mind!
@valerielopez7485
@valerielopez7485 7 жыл бұрын
Weird, considering the purpose of an actual yolk.
@jinx3d360
@jinx3d360 6 жыл бұрын
|-/
@thinkinfinity1303
@thinkinfinity1303 6 жыл бұрын
my life is a lie
@mspenrice
@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@culwin
@culwin 7 жыл бұрын
Includes a Transformers toy that not only doesn't Transform, it can't even move. Great job, guys.
@muisverriet
@muisverriet 7 жыл бұрын
culwin They legally can't make it transform because Hasbro and Takara own the copyright to that.
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 2 жыл бұрын
Even knockoffs transform
@joshsamuelson1793
@joshsamuelson1793 7 жыл бұрын
All I could picture was Donald Duck saying "Do you want to play a game?" Lol
@AVFCAM
@AVFCAM 7 жыл бұрын
I was so hoping for numerous jump cuts until he found Optimus Prime
@KirbyMario12345_939
@KirbyMario12345_939 5 жыл бұрын
"Not another Bumblebee. Jumpcut." "HELP I'VE BOUGHT SIX THOUSAND OF THESE AND NO OPTIMUS ANYWHERE. I AM SIX MONTHS OVERDUE ON RENT AND THERE'S BUMBLEBEES EVERYWHERE-" *loud buzzing*
@darkforestzombie218
@darkforestzombie218 4 жыл бұрын
He would be buying them for the rest of his life.
@IAMJR90
@IAMJR90 7 жыл бұрын
"I fell over while entering the house" Maybe don't drink gin on your way home from Tesco, Stuart.
@M-1996A1
@M-1996A1 5 жыл бұрын
What's Up Boys the lost footage we need.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
"An excellent journey"
@calb5676
@calb5676 7 жыл бұрын
Who would win in a fight, THE GOOSE or Tricycle Donald?
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 7 жыл бұрын
NewCal 13 no one. they would team up, and spred horror and chaos, so severly and horribly, that the world would have to be RECREATED from scratch!
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 7 жыл бұрын
The Goose, it is bigger...
@quidnick
@quidnick 7 жыл бұрын
orange Donald would win, big league
@Nieveria
@Nieveria 7 жыл бұрын
NewCal 13 bumble bee
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 жыл бұрын
The alien chick.
@MattTester
@MattTester 7 жыл бұрын
Wait, what use is a Transformers toy that doesn't actually transform? Isn't that missing the point? Someone dropped a bollock there surely. Also found Beast Wars on an VHS tape the other week. Oh, Rattrap...
@mordecaieagle4240
@mordecaieagle4240 5 жыл бұрын
I was in the store today and while i was in the toy isle looking something to my boy, i noticed these transformer-packages that had small figure without any articulation and matchbox-size car. I think i found the new lowpoint for toymaking.
@RaiuTree
@RaiuTree 7 жыл бұрын
"Hello traveler, welcome to Browncouchville. Boy, I could really use 20 unicorn silks! They sometimes drop from unicorn spiders you know."
@someguy7582
@someguy7582 7 жыл бұрын
Love how Ashens has never seen MLP, but even he thinks it's a bit silly for Twilight to be an alicorn.
@jaredkrol3739
@jaredkrol3739 7 жыл бұрын
12:19 Green Lantern looks like Barack Obama
@feyt8009
@feyt8009 7 жыл бұрын
So fucking true XD
@condorscondor
@condorscondor 7 жыл бұрын
Jared Krol Plot twist: Obama IS the Green Lantern.
@Infomaniac_Moment
@Infomaniac_Moment 7 жыл бұрын
Baracco Barner?
@markcobane5551
@markcobane5551 7 жыл бұрын
We should at least get these giant kinder eggs in America. No one's gonna choke on these
@NukTap
@NukTap 7 жыл бұрын
they're also worried that in the event that the capsule opens itself before being eaten the small parts inside could be swallowed
@zoeyzephyranthes1598
@zoeyzephyranthes1598 7 жыл бұрын
Are you sure they weren't afraid the kids would think they should shove them up their arses?
@mspaceselectrical3652
@mspaceselectrical3652 7 жыл бұрын
The head of the Robin figure does open up, then when you spin the head it turns a little dial inside. The idea being you get two of them, stick them together and play what equates to Rock, Paper, Scissors with them. No, seriously.
@bubblegummel
@bubblegummel 7 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you managed to split that kinder egg in half so neatly xx
@julianusvictor327
@julianusvictor327 7 жыл бұрын
"All the action is concealed in your wrist blaster" - Ashens 2017
@topthog
@topthog 7 жыл бұрын
Here's a my little pony one *crossing fingers that inside will be another bumblebee*
@samuelholmes3696
@samuelholmes3696 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed harder than I should have when he opened the third egg and it was another Bumblebee!
@praus
@praus 7 жыл бұрын
You might say you have a swarm of Bumble Bees.
@Maruragakari
@Maruragakari 7 жыл бұрын
David Reddy Here's your coat.
@tearsofthelily
@tearsofthelily 7 жыл бұрын
David Reddy I thought it was good not great just good
@ThatGenericPyro
@ThatGenericPyro 6 жыл бұрын
**Fumblefees
@drherberthigginbotham
@drherberthigginbotham 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamit. ANOTHER FUCKING GIR?
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 5 жыл бұрын
"THE BEEEEEEEES!!!"
@dallasmed65
@dallasmed65 7 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that first my little pony one would happen to be another bumble bee. 😂
@lilithgalac5102
@lilithgalac5102 7 жыл бұрын
The baseball bat wielding chick kinda gives me "Hotline Miami for kids" vibes. Anyone else?
@Scrubbles
@Scrubbles 7 жыл бұрын
Do you like eating other eggs?
@averagespymain7784
@averagespymain7784 5 жыл бұрын
@@Scrubbles who is leaving candies in your mailbox?
@tomokokuroki2506
@tomokokuroki2506 7 жыл бұрын
Huh. Twilight Sparkle with removable wings? I think that might be the best MLP toy ever made.
@Bladsmith
@Bladsmith 7 жыл бұрын
They're all removable, but only once.
@age234
@age234 7 жыл бұрын
Tomoko Kuroki that's called knowing your target audience. Take note Hasbro
@silviarossi2690
@silviarossi2690 7 жыл бұрын
i'm curious yet worried... why is it good that it has removable wings?
@ArinJager1
@ArinJager1 7 жыл бұрын
@Bladsmith, true, just like everything is edible, but most things only once
@kabelsalad8380
@kabelsalad8380 7 жыл бұрын
She didn't always have them. Large sections of the fandom would have preferred it to stay that way.
@shinyarceus4
@shinyarceus4 7 жыл бұрын
THREE terrifying animal-shaped things in one video? What a bargain!
@idfkdontsub6929
@idfkdontsub6929 7 жыл бұрын
the tradition of hiding colorful eggs for Christmas comes from Germany in the midage. between the birth- (Christmas) and the death (easter) of jesus German people weren't allowed to eat any animal products. but the chickens continued to lay eggs and the people of midage Germany didn't have no fridges so they boiled them so they don't go bad. and so they don't switch em up with the raw ones they marked them with paint. and some day some parents thought it would be fun for the kids to search for the boiled eggs in the backyard. so there you go.
@PandoraSystem
@PandoraSystem 7 жыл бұрын
colorful eggs for Christmas?
@athena8561
@athena8561 7 жыл бұрын
SchrodingersWaffle they were shitty times
@KPater-mf4je
@KPater-mf4je 7 жыл бұрын
whaaaat is this "midage" Christmas tale? Coloring eggs and hiding them or hanging them on bushes and trees as decoration has been a spring tradition in many cultures since Ancient Egypt. Partly because eggs (and other dairy) aren't allowed during spring fasting (hence pancake day), and partly because they make really good, cheap ornaments like Christmas baubles. The former tradition (pancake day) is almost exclusively unique to Orthodox cultures and Britain; while the latter tradition is more prevalent in other cultures, including Germany. Also, doesn't Easter represent "rejuvenation" (Spring, resurrection) and not "death"? As for Lent between Christmas and Easter.... in the medieval ages, German common folk rarely had any meat or dairy during any time of the year, because it was extremely scarce. Often mothers couldn't afford milk for babes. Meat was eaten perhaps twice a year. One could say that fasting was a permanent condition in the olden days.
@idfkdontsub6929
@idfkdontsub6929 7 жыл бұрын
Chrissy Wager exactly
@idfkdontsub6929
@idfkdontsub6929 7 жыл бұрын
Chris McRoy y?
@theom79
@theom79 7 жыл бұрын
"Good old Donald, back when he was just an orange lump with a terrifying face." Actually he still is.
@twistedaxles9126
@twistedaxles9126 Жыл бұрын
Stuart getting those many Bumblebee's goes to show how he's pretty much taken over the entire brand.
@ivantheturtle3701
@ivantheturtle3701 7 жыл бұрын
8:54 wow, the new merchandise for Parappa The Rappa looks amazing!
@dwdesign2873
@dwdesign2873 6 жыл бұрын
Ivan The Turtle lmao
@sketchdoesart3798
@sketchdoesart3798 6 жыл бұрын
Ivan The Turtle lmfao
@lalilaline1266
@lalilaline1266 5 жыл бұрын
@@dwdesign2873 q lop 11
@dwdesign2873
@dwdesign2873 5 жыл бұрын
@@lalilaline1266 ???
@lalilaline1266
@lalilaline1266 5 жыл бұрын
@@dwdesign2873 sorry it's not me answer you it's my kid.
@TheBioWanderer151
@TheBioWanderer151 7 жыл бұрын
No no no, thats not a spidery unicorn, it's what happens when John Carpenters The Thing infects a unicorn.
@mog398
@mog398 7 жыл бұрын
Explanation for the Teen Titans thing: they're repaints of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles toys, which originally had hinging heads with a small game inside, but they were lazy and have just glued them shut for the repaints.
@antonydandrea
@antonydandrea 7 жыл бұрын
I think it can still open. I have a Venom one from another set that still opens.
@thomaspeck2272
@thomaspeck2272 7 жыл бұрын
yeah​, i have a Hulk one, it's flipping weird.
@craigwelsh
@craigwelsh 7 жыл бұрын
Marmite Badger that game where you opened two turtles heads and attached the two together to get the highest number was a bloody weird idea. kinder's gone downhill since the complex multipart kits of old. wish they just sold the chocolate in strips..
@Zephieish
@Zephieish 7 жыл бұрын
Craig Welsh They do.
@JarodMoonchild1975
@JarodMoonchild1975 6 жыл бұрын
Yay! He opened the Kinder egg like a sane person in this one. Thank you so much, Ashens. My OCD can rest. 👍😆
@Ardeact
@Ardeact 7 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't it be cool if you got a Bumble Bee shit OC in the MLP one...
@Angryginger2421
@Angryginger2421 7 жыл бұрын
Very amazing Ashens! Also her name is Twilight Sparkle yes, my little pony is still popular here in America there is a new season just today season 7. A women who is named Lauren Faust remade it back in 2010. which I happen to love well anyway keep up the great video!
@CloudHater
@CloudHater 7 жыл бұрын
well I doubt she remade it alone
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 7 жыл бұрын
Haylea Addison Wow! Talk about gushing about a popular show that older men like alongside young girls! You go girl!
@DanielRand
@DanielRand 7 жыл бұрын
The back of the tricycle was a bell.
@mspenrice
@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын
ACCESS DENIED Even so, wow, dodged a bullet there maybe. Can you imagine how intensely annoying that would be? I reckon the original owner's parents ripped that thing from its mounts within a couple days of purchase and threw it down a storm drain.
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 6 жыл бұрын
Commissar Rand could you maybe reupload image again?
@Messier__
@Messier__ 6 жыл бұрын
Commissar Rand Hey can you plz reupload the image
@Formoka
@Formoka 7 жыл бұрын
Omg I remember Beast Wars!!! My favorite was Silverbolt! That name stuck with me and I've used it for tons of characters over the years.
@luiscolin7775
@luiscolin7775 3 жыл бұрын
The thoughtful rabbit looks like he's taking proportions, maybe he's painting or drawing
@Cs-zp5sr
@Cs-zp5sr 7 жыл бұрын
Hey Ashens, when you fell over while entering the house, did you fall mouth first onto the kinder egg completely by accident? /hope you're alright. I fall over a lot too.
@chrisfeltner
@chrisfeltner 7 жыл бұрын
i was hoping you go bigclive on this lol
@william_2610
@william_2610 7 жыл бұрын
chris feltner *"And that's how the Easter Bunny died..."*
@realquestforgreatness
@realquestforgreatness 7 жыл бұрын
chris feltner didn't expect to see you on an ashens video
@trojanwalrus2928
@trojanwalrus2928 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Bun-bun's had exactly what was coming to him.
@OlagGan
@OlagGan 7 жыл бұрын
Quest for greatness - AH HA!! No one expects the Spanish Chris Feltner
@jamesgrimwood1285
@jamesgrimwood1285 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh good, I was looking for a BigClive mention :) Now someone send Ashens an electrified butt plug to review...
@umbaupause
@umbaupause 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a terrible person. I laughed at the mental image of Ashens entering his house and just falling over, crushing a bag of tat under him...
@Stewdo
@Stewdo 7 жыл бұрын
I lost it when you jump cut to your third Bumblebee. Literally started crying
@scottmac2186
@scottmac2186 7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me but when you read "transformer's robots in disguise" automatically you get the theme tune in your head lol
@joshbacon8241
@joshbacon8241 7 жыл бұрын
"An excellent Easter" - Chef Excellence
@EdBentley
@EdBentley 7 жыл бұрын
The mental image of Ashens "falling over as he entered the house' is beyond funny
@harveyfuller7655
@harveyfuller7655 7 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that you've kept your format and layout exactly the same since the start yet your content still provides an amazing watch!
@TheMagicRobot
@TheMagicRobot 7 жыл бұрын
"Didn't know My little Pony was still a popular thing." Oh god, you have no idea. . . (shudders)
@AusSP
@AusSP 7 жыл бұрын
For My Little Pony, they actually went to shit for a long while, then some new people re-imagined it, said "maybe we shouldn't treat children like they're brain damaged, and write our characters as actual intelligent people that do things for reasons that make sense", and then it was even more popular than it was before. Which, given the Hollywood movies, doesn't seem to be particularly true of Transformers...
@CrittersRule247
@CrittersRule247 7 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about "went to shit"? - It was always shit before G4.
@AusSP
@AusSP 7 жыл бұрын
I'm working on the assumption that there was something that made it decent in the first place. Though, yes, it was surely never anywhere near as good as G4, given the general quality of animated programming in those days.
@mspenrice
@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын
Weirdly the only episode I've been bored enough to stick around and watch (of the ponies... as they infest one of the higher numbered freeview channels) pretty much completely ignored what appear to be the main characters and concentrated on all those that would be, in most other shows, anonymous background filler with at most one throwaway line throughout the entire series. Instead they seemed to be fully fleshed out and have their own particular things going on and were remarkably cleverly written. Which I find quite encouraging. I mean, I'm still unlikely to sit down and binge a box set of it, but I am at least now a little less frightened of the possibility of being subjected to half a dozen episodes by a young cousin any time I'm round at the house she jointly occupies with my elder ones.
@fideldog1
@fideldog1 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I guess whether the intro is going to be “hello!” Or “blah!!!” Or “cheapo!” Didn’t get it right this time
@dragan2324
@dragan2324 7 жыл бұрын
"Is that chiropractic action?" was just perfect. I wish we lived in a world where toys would be advertised as having *"Chiropractic Action!"* I also like that two of the other superhero figures were Barack Obama and Ronald Reagan.
@AaliyahEvodia
@AaliyahEvodia 7 жыл бұрын
Ashens, prepare for a sob story. I have crippling depression and am a former anorexic. You eating shitty old food made me want to eat again. Bless you, this is an excellent easter.
@variastudios301
@variastudios301 7 жыл бұрын
TheArtIsAllMine this is truely "an excellent easter" - chef excellence
@PumperKrickel
@PumperKrickel 7 жыл бұрын
It has the reverse effect on me, but good to know you´re feeling better.
@QuarterMuncher93
@QuarterMuncher93 7 жыл бұрын
An Excellent Anorexic. Coming soon to theaters.
@snubsnub1720
@snubsnub1720 7 жыл бұрын
A Christmas miracle.. I think. :-S
@loraineledwell1799
@loraineledwell1799 7 жыл бұрын
I Googled Easter unlimited 3732- the duck was carrying a bell in the back apparently ! #
@apinakapina
@apinakapina 7 жыл бұрын
There was an ancient children's show in Finland, where some bloke just made his hand walk around like a bizarre creature. Quality programming... So you know, that unicorn set is definitely a step up.
@stardestroyeruk7025
@stardestroyeruk7025 5 жыл бұрын
the mental image of Ashens tripping over as he enters the house and the sound of tat smashing to the ground is delightful! :)
@Mrflash222006
@Mrflash222006 7 жыл бұрын
Oh dear you where out done by Big Clive's exploding kinder bun-bun this year
@BaconMinion
@BaconMinion 7 жыл бұрын
Poor bun-bun's ass.
@peterdoa1
@peterdoa1 7 жыл бұрын
Big Clive blew one of these rabbits up
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 7 жыл бұрын
Yep. Cut a hole in the base, removed toy capsule, put in a firework and glued it to a larger base before setting it off.
@ahums16
@ahums16 7 жыл бұрын
@markiangooley So, Sid got more sophisticated as he got older. .
@SakurauchiLily
@SakurauchiLily 7 жыл бұрын
I almost thought that when he said "Donald has been unleashed!" he was going to show us some kind of Trump figure...
@NukTap
@NukTap 7 жыл бұрын
well, they are both orange lumps with a terrifying face
@that1connor583
@that1connor583 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Newton Really though
@fukked5819
@fukked5819 7 жыл бұрын
Bob McBobson me
@AandNvg
@AandNvg 6 жыл бұрын
Wish youtube still had the ability to downvote.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
You can dislike things. There is a button, next to the like button. People probably don't use it because they type out what they want to say if they disagree.
@petti78
@petti78 7 жыл бұрын
Up next: Mr Bun-Bun's tragic easter by Big clive!
@mspenrice
@mspenrice 6 жыл бұрын
Spoilers: The payoff isn't anywhere near as good as the lead-up. But it's still worth watching to the end.
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 7 жыл бұрын
did bumblebee have a red bull?... since he had WIIIIIIIINGS!
@someguy7582
@someguy7582 7 жыл бұрын
7:24 Gotta love that low-key shade at Trump.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 4 жыл бұрын
The Handicorn... I have no words... Also, I lost it at the remark about Superman being a caricature of Ronald Reagan.
@davidlevy706
@davidlevy706 7 жыл бұрын
Be thankful that you can buy Kinder Surprise eggs in the UK. They're illegal in the US (where a federal act prohibits confectioneries with inedible objects embedded inside). At border crossings, they're literally treated as contraband, with possible fines of hundreds of dollars per egg. Nestlé seemingly ignored the law in the 1990s, briefly marketing its "Magic Ball" (a spherical imitation of Kinder's product) in the US before being forced to discontinue it. Nestlé later introduced the "Wonder Ball" as a replacement, with the foil-wrapped chocolate ball containing loose candy pieces (instead of a plastic ball with a toy inside) and a sticker packaged elsewhere in the box. More recently, the Atlantic Candy Company designed its "Toy Box" product specifically to circumvent the aforementioned law. The toy-containing plastic ball has a small ridge where the halves meet, which keeps the chocolate halves slightly separated (so the plastic components technically aren't embedded), thereby exploiting a bizarre loophole in a ludicrously broad law.
@dwarfbunni
@dwarfbunni 7 жыл бұрын
well, I'm not really shocked, I'm sure someones been sued because they choked on one of the pods.... hence the holes..
@mrskizzot
@mrskizzot 7 жыл бұрын
Weirdly I read that law doesnt exist anymore, I can buy them locally at like international markets.
@davidlevy706
@davidlevy706 7 жыл бұрын
The law (the Federal Food, Drug & Cosmetic Act, enacted in 1938) remains in effect. Various merchants (typically small importers) are unaware of the ban or intentionally ignore it. Until they get caught, that is. goo.gl/nmafvY | goo.gl/DsjOQp
@davidlevy706
@davidlevy706 7 жыл бұрын
The underlying intent makes sense. I recognize the need for regulations, but an indiscriminate ban (particularly one that can be circumvented via an arbitrary modification with no significant impact on the product's safety) is excessive.
@chazcat124
@chazcat124 7 жыл бұрын
i got a wonder ball from dollar tree in my Easter basket... i thought it was kinda like a kinder egg. i ended up eating some chalky, artificially flavored dori and nemo. whelp, i guess that ends that movie series. unless its nemo's dad crying in a corner... ._. oh god what have i done
@alexsan1991x
@alexsan1991x 7 жыл бұрын
I was watching porn but stopped to watch this.
@OfficialUnderDog
@OfficialUnderDog 7 жыл бұрын
now that takes will power
@TheAlexagius
@TheAlexagius 7 жыл бұрын
I hope you finished to this video
@calvins7053
@calvins7053 7 жыл бұрын
alexsan1991x so you watched this with a boner?
@Mr_Fancypants
@Mr_Fancypants 7 жыл бұрын
Nice copied joke.
@calvins7053
@calvins7053 7 жыл бұрын
Your friendly neighbourhood Nazi huh?
@Xen0l
@Xen0l 7 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else imagine the last two minutes being spoken by the hand unicorn?
@rebekahhodges7324
@rebekahhodges7324 5 жыл бұрын
I laughed until I cried at the hand-i-corn. I want one so bad now. It was so disturbing and I love it.
@jameswoodard4304
@jameswoodard4304 5 жыл бұрын
You know that thing when you just can't stop laughing at something, but you have no idea why? Let's just say that finger unicorn at the end absolutely saved this video for me. My chest still hurts.
@Eric-tk9sb
@Eric-tk9sb 7 жыл бұрын
I don't even care about holidays, I just care about these specials 😂
@mmmhorsesteaks
@mmmhorsesteaks 7 жыл бұрын
Man I sure wish I had a shit bumblebee figurine :-/
@boredcreations8779
@boredcreations8779 7 жыл бұрын
i haven't watched ashens in about 2-3 months, and i forgot how funny he is lol
@robertfuentes9677
@robertfuentes9677 5 жыл бұрын
"It got horribly crushed when I feel over entering the house" why did I laugh so hard that?
@rzeka
@rzeka 7 жыл бұрын
6:19 I honestly expected him to bring out a Trump toy
@babablacksheep3950
@babablacksheep3950 7 жыл бұрын
Arin Jäger m.ebay.com/itm/191755226492
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
Me too! That still made me laugh.
@averagecartoonfan6348
@averagecartoonfan6348 7 жыл бұрын
twilight sparkle - unicorn pegasus solicitor ghost buster seems legit
@alannastewart597
@alannastewart597 7 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn't think ashens was here I haven't watched him since like 2012 omg he still has the couch and same banter but tbf it's still good 10/10 good humour
@gui18bif
@gui18bif 3 жыл бұрын
Ashens went out and bought another egg i love this
@GreatSageSunWukong
@GreatSageSunWukong 7 жыл бұрын
yesterday me and my 6 year old son went out for easter, he stepped on a naked headless fly covered baby chick that was upon a wall that he was walking along. to start with i thought it was a dead frog, i told him not to step on it he did anyway. thats Easter for you.
@slipperycatfish7198
@slipperycatfish7198 5 жыл бұрын
Sun Wukong I didn't want to know this
@sparkjolt
@sparkjolt 7 жыл бұрын
"Is she also a solicitor? and a ghost buster?" *brony* "well actually..."
@h3nder
@h3nder 7 жыл бұрын
sparkjolt There should be no reason a "pony" has a horn and wings. It's called my little PONY not my little Pegacorn.
@EhrenCG
@EhrenCG 7 жыл бұрын
Um, I guess that depends if you recognize a fictional version of an animal with a horn and/or wings stuck on as a subset of that animal... Honestly, I think it's close enough for the words of "pony" to still apply.
@VenseyNess
@VenseyNess 7 жыл бұрын
Well actually she's called an alicorn, which isn't an actual name as much as one that's come from the show itself, which- wait, I've fallen for bait, haven't I... I can hear them closing in! RUN!!
@Billaxle
@Billaxle 7 жыл бұрын
sparkjolt Yes. Amongst many other things...
@h3nder
@h3nder 7 жыл бұрын
Ehren pony is a type of a horse. Fictional horse with wings is a Pegasus and with a horn and magic powers a unicorn. The show is called "my little pony"
@tamasfodor6774
@tamasfodor6774 7 жыл бұрын
Good old days back in the 90s when there were buildable planes and trains in the kinder eggs... those were awesome! :D
@hollandshadow
@hollandshadow 7 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. It was better than I ever could have hoped.
@doctorcraptonicus7941
@doctorcraptonicus7941 7 жыл бұрын
I am currently lying Smaug-like on an enormous pile of cheapo own-brand generic smarties I can't be bothered to eat that came out of Easter eggs. -and that hand puppet donkey looks like that race horse with the bent spine the Three Stooges used to own. (I think I'm suffering from chocolate dementia)
@Xelger
@Xelger 7 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that that My Little Pony figure actually looks like the character from the new show. Usually, when I see toys that are supposed to represent the new show, they look awful. It's also surprising that it has removable wings, in case the kids want to play with the character pre-princess or post-princess. I wouldn't expect something like that from a kinder egg.
@YukkuriAteMyBaby
@YukkuriAteMyBaby 7 жыл бұрын
You raise some good points. I feel like the molded mane/artificial hair tail is a really good way of both capturing a more authentic appearance while still maintaining the whole "brushable hair" gimmick. Hasbro really should start taking notes, given how absolutely dire some of their own toys look.
@fluidwolf
@fluidwolf 7 жыл бұрын
Xelger The kinder toy is better than the copypaste official stuff. lol
@igokoma
@igokoma 7 жыл бұрын
Xelger It's pretty disappointing. I prefer these to the main toyline... which at this point is just overpriced plastic with shitty hair tbh.
@camolotthe42
@camolotthe42 7 жыл бұрын
Xelger It was kinda weird and more than a little frustrating that the cheap Kinder toy *is better than the official merch.* Also, they're illegal in America and therefore I can't get one *ARRRRGGGGHHHHH*
@OdaSwifteye
@OdaSwifteye 7 жыл бұрын
I have a theory. You won't like it but the toys were shit all last generation and early in this current one they did have trouble with the designs. But because were bronies becoming a strong market force that would often buy loads of third party properties on the grounds that it looked better than first party Hasbro capitalized on that and not only started getting the designs down better but put an effort into illustrating almost everyone from the show which is unheard of by MLP standards.
@Dogmantra
@Dogmantra 7 жыл бұрын
The hinge on the robin head is because it opens up and inside has a window inside it that shows a number from 1-6. The idea is that you get two of them, unclip the top of their heads, put them together and spin them against each other. Whoever has the higher number is the winner. What's even weirder than THAT is that they've made loads of them. I have a couple of TMNT ones and I keep seeing more.
@noahhood3825
@noahhood3825 7 жыл бұрын
"It's not a chicken at all, it's a demon pretending to be a chick." 😂🐣
@PlayThenSay
@PlayThenSay 7 жыл бұрын
The DC Figure looked identical to a Marvel range they did recently were the heads opened up and you connected two of them, twisted, realised to reveal a hidden number, but with the heads wielded shut, because that hinge was where you open the heads to show the flat surface to connect them.
@shellywoo
@shellywoo 7 жыл бұрын
PlaythenSay I've been trying to figure out why these toys heads open up and stick together and what the numbers are for for ages but I have no idea. What do they meeeean?! There's Turtles ones too. They baffle me beyond belief.
@PlayThenSay
@PlayThenSay 7 жыл бұрын
The person who has the highest number wins after you unlock them (Sorry no big answer to that one)
@shellywoo
@shellywoo 7 жыл бұрын
PlaythenSay How ever did you decifer that from the little paper insert? I'm amazed!
@phoebejones8701
@phoebejones8701 6 жыл бұрын
...this how did you figure this out?!?!?!?!? i need to do this now.
@chrkme
@chrkme 7 жыл бұрын
4:53 YOU COULD'VE SAID SWARM, STUART, you missed a perfectly good pun opportunity and I am disappointed
@GuardianGabriel
@GuardianGabriel 7 жыл бұрын
8:16 Well I'm going to honest, that "cracked" me up than I amused it would.
@skelkankaos
@skelkankaos 6 жыл бұрын
I've got a dreadful mental image in my mind of a post apocalyptic wasteland strewn with shattered kinder chocolate and capsules. Donald rides his tricycle forward with a blank expression on his face while in the distance the handicorn patrols. Happy easter
@heyhococo
@heyhococo 7 жыл бұрын
I was hoping the rabbit would explode. Hopefully someone will get it.
@miningmo1585
@miningmo1585 7 жыл бұрын
Leokimvideo?
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 7 жыл бұрын
My Little Pony? Oh dear, this comment section won't end well.
@doibantikov2486
@doibantikov2486 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, Robots in Disguise, the TV show that proved once and for all that Transformers cannot survive without Megatron.
@vinegarvapour3036
@vinegarvapour3036 7 жыл бұрын
"Good old Donald, back when he was just an orange lump with a terrifying face" I'm no expert but I think that's Donald right now... The non duck version I mean...
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