crazy how jerma and ster are the two deities keeping our universe in-tact by debating the impact of vampire surviviors

Essential, Unskippable Jerma Lore: When he turns his blender up on max, he sometimes *feels* like his lights flicker. They may not, but he *feels* like they are.

i like to imagine that their characters are having these conversations as they fight monsters and everyone in-universe is super fucking weirded out by it

I like to imagine the entire city of Las Vegas has a blackout everytime Jerma turns on his blender.

Ster interjecting with the "and then we kiss" gives Jerma the conversation equivalent of a flashbang

Jerma's Hero's Journey: 1. Beginning in the ordinary world 2. Call to action 3. The hero refuses the call 4. The hero refuses the call 5. The hero refuses the call 6. The hero ref

31:38 Jerma laughing instead of answering the question is like that mother refusing to say that she loved her son in that soup commercial.

Ster thinks bananas are too big?? He knows he can bite some off and chew it, right? He doesn’t have to fit the whole thing in his mouth.

Jerma CANNOT ever mention hot dogs without also mentioning the hot dog shooter video. Its impossible. He even says the line and makes the noise every time. He'll do it when he's 80 and get committed to some asylum while laughing hysterically. hoouuuuwick... I'm just sayin'

A real non-sequitur right here, but if your lights (not the ones that you've plugged into outlets - the ones that are on the ceiling and such) flicker when you turn on an appliance, like when Jerma described turning his blender on high power, that is a very bad sign, and you should seriously consider checking the wiring of your house! Pretty much every lamp that you'll see in a residence or office or whatever runs on less than 15A (Amps/Amperes). As such, lighting circuits are wired up using 14 AWG cables (AWG is American Wire Gauge; if you're outside of the US or Canada, it'll be a different system of measurement), because those are rated to carry up to 15A of current. Receptacles (The proper name for outlets) nowadays pretty much all support appliances that will pull up to 20A of current. Most appliances will never pull over 15A, but more intensive appliances - such as space heaters - do pull above 15A. As such, modern receptacle circuits are wired up using 12 AWG cables, because those are rated to carry up to 20A of current. However, a LOT of buildings are old and have outdated circuitry, and as such, their receptacle circuits are wired up using 14 AWG! Worse still, there's also a lot of people doing bad electrician work, and piggybacking their receptacles off of lighting circuits! This means that, should you plug an appliance that draws more than 15A of current into the receptacle, one of two things will happen. The first, and safer potential outcome, is that the circuit breaker that the circuit is wired from works and is rated for 15A, in which case it'll trip and cut your power. The second, and far more dangerous potential outcome, is that your circuit breaker is broken or rated for higher than 15A, in which case the conductors inside of the circuit's cable will begin to vibrate rapidly (as they can't handle the current), heat up, and emit sparks - which will cause an electrical house fire! This is what's been causing all of those residential fires out in NYC in recent years. Lights flickering when something is plugged in is a dead giveaway that the receptacle that your using is piggybacking off of your lighting circuit. Without going into too much detail, the appliance that you're using is drawing voltage away from the lights, which is what causes the flicker. Should you encounter this, I would HIGHLY recommend calling an electrician (or someone similar who is well versed in electrical safety) to take a look at it! Or, at the very least, checking to see if the cable that's being routed to that circuit is 14 Gauge or 12 Gauge; if the cable has a plastic jacket, 14 will be WHITE, while 12 will be YELLOW. The gauge will also always be printed on the jacket itself, in case you can read it. This stuff is no joke!

Now change LSD to Weed and Movies to Infomercials and Jerma would put a down payment on opening the first one in Vegas. Ster's idea was sound, he just pitched it the wrong way, you gotta play to the Shark Tank's likes and dislikes.

Jerma is the Tom Bombadil of our universe

3:30 Jerma drinking from the putrid underground waterfall is killing me

JERMA SCREAMS AT HIS LOVER AND IGNORES HIS THOUGHTS ON STREAM

Jerma and his boyfriend are always fun to watch

All glory to the hypnotoad 😵‍💫

Back when Army of Two first came out, me and my college roommates, suitemates, were all way too into Halo 3 to really care. I didn't even think Army of Two was on my radar in 2008. My college suitemates would sneak into my room while I wasn't there and play Halo 3 without my permission, on my Xbox, but more importantly, they would look at my DVD collection. I had like 215 DVDs in alphabetical order and they would play a cruel joke where they would move two random titles in different places and see how long it would take me to notice. Yeah, I know that says a lot more about me then it does about them, but I could tell every time that was the joke. I would just scan briefly over my DVDs everyday and see if they had taken one was usually the issue wasn't-I wasn't checking to see if they put them out of order, I was checking because they would turn up MISSING. And then I would track them down and find someone across the hallway who borrowed one without asking and what do you know! The DVD is missing from inside of its jewel case! Where did it go? No one knows. Oh I found it, it's in two pieces now. No, I'm not still angry about that.

Star and jerma content makes me feel 13 again :)

Jerma once again proving that he can't go one stream without talking about getting stoned 🌫

2:29 I really wish Jerma was able to Mr. Green his runes sometimes

The multiple astel grabs is an attack that Astel Stars of Darkness has. A bunch of astel's come from the ceiling to grab

2:39 always good to test for new laughs

When Jerma said, "Time to jerm." I felt that.

As a Chicagoan I had a heavy investment into the hotdog toppings conversation that took place

banana's aren't naturally like that, we selectively bred them into being more meat and less seeds, and also just generally bigger. Same applies to the vast majority of fruits, vegetables, and grains that we normally eat.

Okay I'll edit this if things change but, like.. it feels like Jerma is just so much more NORMAL and RELAXED and REGULARLY TALKATIVE in this video with Ster than, like, any stream or recording he's ever done with Ster. The two of them are just chatting. No crazy wild arguments. No bolonie. They're just chillin', and it's so nice. Wild.

Jerma is casually running a podcast while playing a game like Elden Ring

Jerma is the protagonist solely because he didnt want to dupe at first because he thought that'd be cheating, probably, and Ster is talking about how he skipped most of the game by speedrunning.

Elden Ring: Places You Shouldn’t Be

Clearly Jerma hasn't gotten around to watching Mob Psycho 100 yet. He should know that he's the protagonist of his own life by now 🙄

23:23 Jerma's predicting Mind Dances minus the cybernetic implants. I think something analogous to this will become its own genre of entertainment, absolutely. This concept feels more like the prologue to a more refined form of the same idea though.

Today I learned Jeremy loves chili dogs but without the chili What a psycho

10:00meanwhile I’m eating tuna directly out of a can going “yeah I see that”

2:45 we NEED JERMA AS THE JOKER

Jerma is scared ofhis blender because he knows that he cannot defeat it alone

10:21 I feel kinda in sync with Ster on this one because I have a vivid memory of eating a banana in preschool and it activating my gag reflex. To this day I can't take a big bite of pure banana without gagging. It's not like I don't like the taste, it's like the only food that does that; other foods I hate I just spit out or they make my stomach upset. Bananas are weird.

Ster's scenario already exists lol that literally is just burning man, psychic toad and all

great content chum as always! thanks for sharin

Jerma's idea of the future of cinematography is open wold games

His blender is like the Water machine from Princess Bride

knowing jerma it's probably a perfectly normal blender and he's just scared of it

Jerma just admited he smokes Pot daily, he is a CERTIFIED STONER and he said so himself

Everybody wants to see this happen

For some reason his webcam makes this video look years old. Jerma is such a neat SCP

When i was a kid i would get cold hotdogs out of the fridge tear and eat the outer layer off then eat the rest normally

jerma's idea of a futuristic movie experience is just a really immersive play

Ster’s movie idea sounds like an MK-ultra experiment.

Hey Jerma I doubt you'll see this but be careful running a Vitamix only at low speeds for longer lengths of time! The fan is built to kick into high gear at speed 7-10, so running it at 1-5 continually can actually cause it to overheat ironically.

The perfect synchrony on "I'm just sayin" is concrete evidence that Jerma985 is an Alternate, Jeremy Elbertson is dead and Jerma is using his skin

i was NOT ready for him to reference the fucking hotdog video

5:18 jerma everywhere system

The word "sausage" was said only once during that entire hot dog debate and it was "not cheese sausage"

Hotdogs kinda make me feel icky so if I’m having one I want it to have something on it or else it’s pointless. In that tv show The Bear one guy says you’re a total dingus if you have ketchup on your dog so I try not to put it on if I’m ever eating hotdogs. But if there is nothing else I’ll take that over nothing. But hey if I was real hungry I might do it. The thought of a hotdog on its own is stil icky tho. It’s just not worth it when it doesn’t taste good and is mean to your tummy.

As a Chicago native, Jerma's hot dog choice made me feel like there is hope for him yet.

22:42 who is THEY jerma? who is THEY???

Everything I know about Ster's absolutely bizarre eating habits I have learnt against my will.

When I saw how many Astels there were I laughed so hard I puked on the couch

It's nice to see more of Jerma and Star_

Praise the editor for adding in the fastest hot dog shooter in the northwest

hypno toad LSD theater sounds like a torture experiment by the CIA

Speaking of weird drive throughs, while in the Outer Banks on vacation I saw a place called the Brew-through which was a drive through liquor store.

I'm happy "Jerma" isn't real, he seems like the type of person to drink from a puddle then complain about how no one stopped him from drinking from the puddle

HOLY SHIT JERMA IS MUCH OLDER THAN I EXPECTED, I LEGIT THOGH HE WAS ON HIS 20'S NOT 37 dear god

Every day I’m amazed at how many experiences I have that Jerma has also had. I’m just saying. YOOOOOOOM!

22:56 Bing bing

jerma and ster are literally good omens

Ster just wants to recreate MK-Ultra

vitamix-andy with his expensive blender :0

SWAGNI MENTIONED

he talked about shakes so much youtube gave me a meal replacement shake add

i love the hot dog debate

I just *jerma* spilled everywhere

my man never roasted hot dogs while camping

I'm doing ketamine tomorrow, gonna try watching hypnotoad

the fact the their favorite games are D2 and Bloodborne explains why I jive to this content

I love watching this psychedelic stream while doing psychedelic drugs I bought at the gas station.

3:30 worst sound of the 2020's

Jerma just described a play

Hot dog moments

ster would be terrified of salçali sosıs which is just a stew made of cut up hot dogs

Ster isnt real

some vintage tf2 conversation quality in this video between our two boys

Knowing Jerma is right about the meta weapon stuff but it being Jerma who's defending that point is so unbelievably infuriating

the fact jerma didnt have the stats to properly use that greatsword is so funny to me.

Jerma was a side character for so long and now he’s the protag

The Agni reference from left field had me dying

my go to hot dog toppings are sriracha and mustard occasionally ketchup in case you guys were wondering

I put hot sauce on everything down to raisin bread. Hot dogs, i will NOT put hot sauce on.

Let's Jerm.

Why must you haunt me

I still cant believe this was 36 minutes

26:19 is straight up braindances in cyberpunk 2077

bonkers truly

If you add the right amount of peanut butter to a smoothie (especially a banana smoothie) it can make any disgusting weird shit tasting smoothie and turn it into an incredible experience

Jermageddon

Fun fact. LSD is chemically non-addictive and has no known long term side effects.

They are both so high hahaha

What’s so bad with just a sausage by itself

My brother eats cold hot dogs

YESSS MORE ELDEN RING