You met mr green

A gift from his lover

Didn't even chew!

Lyle what would you do if you attended the uh the MGM Grand and Jerma, big famous uh twitch streamer Jeremy, yeah yeah, you see him playing Jackblack but he keeps winning, you're really you know invested in it, but he never wavers just keeps making more and more money so you know obviously you work up the courage and you go over and ask like, what’s his secret. What would you do if he like pulled you close to him and spoke right into your ear while pointing with his big long fingers and he said “check these out” and the whole bag was absolutely STUFFED with gross buggies, and then he takes out a giant handful of repulsive wriggling pulsating bugs and jams them into his mouth before chewing them inhumanly fast and cackling before telling you “these are how I stay sharp as a tack” What would you do Lyle.

@@AGuyWithFace It's only good manners to give half your winnings to your lucky charm.

I like it when they fight to the death

Not really 😒

@@kibster9325 contrarian garfield andy

@@kibster9325 Wet blanket Willy

@@kibster9325 cream consuming Carl

Thirsty thoughts intrude on you like that

he’s just like me fr

implying this was a level you could reach in the first place? jerma and chat created and raised it instantly to its own tier of hypothetical gaslighting like 6x above the already existing top one

I find it amusing he never attempted to distinguish between a “healthy” and “handsome” doctor while defending himself.

he never learns, he just always does this.

I haven’t finished watching this vid and I genuinely cannot tell whether or no this is a joke and I think that says something about jerma and his fans

his poor mothers bed

By puking on his moms bed?

or onion rings

an entire sleeve of bugs

@@officialweet-bixfanaccount6020 That's the only thing he felt like to eat...

you've hired him for like an estimated 6 hour job and every 5 minutes he stops to talk to himself in that loop, that 5 minutes of work time gets shorter and shorter by a few seconds. we don't know who he's talking to but it's like someone's there.

The dumb mobile game ad perfectly sums it up 😂

At random points I’m just whispering to myself _”Dude, just- CLEAN THE- [sigh] please just _*_cleaaan.._*_ hhhh..”_

Jerma turns on the webcam, flashes his license, "60 btw"

then he pulls out a bag of bugs and starts munching on them

@@__-be1gk flashes his license from the year 60

In his 70's what?

@@BradTheAmerican yes he is in his 70s, his bug diet really helps make him look young

jerma and ballfondler is the new batman and joker. except that for the former sometimes you can’t tell which one is more deranged

Maybe not in his reality

Water ballons wouldn't be powerfull enough to clean tho. You can see him a few times trying to ask how it'd be powerful enough to actually clean, that's the issue.

@@Eira_99 silly, just use a hydrogen bomb, duh! That way you can clean up entire cities at once

@@Eira_99 explosives

@@pilotflux8005 ok so do you just strap a firecracker to the water balloon? And even so I doubt it would really have enough pressure applied to the water to really do much of anything, probably just get what ever you throw it a bit wet

Never expected you to watch Jerma.

@@yinakiyama wish he didn't, he tarnishes the name and jerma fans are already oppressed as it is

As a writer, its what I like to call “perfect bisexual swooning music”.

@@hullian1113 I’m gonna use that term from now on.

all the snes waterworld music is fire too

Innocent streamer naively trusts everything he sees and reads

Hey how cool is your dog?

@@ethanbaker8616 pretty cool i have a bueller playlist on my channel you can see how cool he is

Im certain it allready exist

Here, I'll do it for you.

Jerma985 walks into the doctor's office, a little more nervous than usual. This is his first time with this doctor, since his previous one retired, and so he became even more nervous as he was forced to wait an abnormally long time compared to his old doctor. "I know they want you to think their time is valuable, but this is ridiculous!" He exclaimed, half jokingly as he was rather anxious simply sitting there in his chair. Almost immediately, however, the sound of rapid metallic whirring and tires rubbing against doctor's office floor slowly increased in volume. Jerma985 couldn't help but wonder what the noise was, but he soon realized it was coming from down the hall. Curious, Jerma985 decides to peek out into the hall, to which he's met with a tall, six foot five man with blond hair flowing under his helmet as he bikes down the hallway. His hair wars against the draft as he decelerates near the door, sweat flying off of him with each and every movement. Jerma985 barely notes the ridiculousness of it all as he recognizes the name on his doctor's coat; Dr. Sergey Ivanov, his doctor for today. As soon as he comes to a stop, the kickstand on his massive mountain bike moves outwards with a loud _twang_ "Don't forget to wear a helmet." He spoke, his voice like silky smooth Russian butter as he took his helmet off and let his bright blonde hair flow onto his shoulders, exposing his well trimmed beard. "...young man." He spoke with a mild accent, enough so to be noticeable yet easily understood. Jerma985 was a stuttering mess at this moment, especially as the doctor _picked him up in a princess carry_ and laid him on the cot inside the room. He couldn't help but look into the bright, blue eyes of the god that had held him with _a single arm_. Not one to waste any time, Dr. Ivanov took out a stethoscope, checking his pulse. "Hmm... it seems your heart rate is, rather rapid, Jeremy." He called him by name, which was what finally knocked him out of his stupor. "Ah, um, yes. I couldn't help but notice you, uh, rode in on a mountain bike and carried me onto the cot." The well-chiseled mass of muscle and eight years of college education gripped his chin in consideration, and said, "I suppose it can do that to a person..." before taking out a clipboard, putting on a comically small pair of glasses meant for reading. "So, we're gonna have to look at your blood work..." He says as he reaches into his pocket before biting into something in his hands with a loud crunch. "Your BMI from the previous visit..." _crunch_ "...was a little high. Have you been eating very much lately?" Jerma985 raised his eyebrow at this, as he recognized what the sound was. "Are you eating... bugs?" He questioned the medical professional in an almost giddy tone of voice. "Indeed. Would you... like some?" Dr. Ivanov offered a cockroach the size of his palm, to which Jerma985 gave the tall Russian a look comparable to that a peasant would give towards a benevolent goddess offering a bountiful year's harvest after a decade of famine. Jeremy couldn't be more happy. "Yes... it would be my pleasure." And so, he bit into the cockroach with a meaty crunch.

@@TextualDeviant incredible, except you forgot to mention that he's SIXTY by the way

@@TextualDeviant hahhahahhhahha god bless your soul I laughed my arse off

That reminds me of the baseball metaphors for sex article on Wikipedia

That wasnt a dream wdym

@@0tterhead every other Jerma stream is like a fever dream tbh

i imagine its just like the unregistered hypercam bit where he's in complete silence apart from occasional coughs and noises but the webcam isn't fucked up and he's not like doing a bit, like he's still clearly looking over at chat but just not saying anything or reacting to anything at all.

that's something a regular guy would say

"I guess you could say im a pretty regular guy"

bugphobia is a real problem.

I usually hate long comments, but by GOD was that a wonderful read. if you don't write for fun already, you should!!

Please write a whole book about your adventures with Jerma through The Bug Aisle

Now I dunno what kinda emotions are you trying to convey here but it’s working.

The voices in his head

His grandson

Holly

That dude who sells him meth behind the dairy queen

Living rent free Andy

its the saw puppet on his little trike

"Thanks for the feedback you’ve won a prize 🎁🎁" - my favourite jerma quote

@@zhubwat The prize has gotta be bugs, right?

@@spengler2258 There's no way it's anything BUT bugs!

a little what

please finish the sentence, we want to know what you'd want to be

finish the sentence im begging you please

please

pleae

For real. When he said he looked at the last two or three slices and decided "It's time to box it up", I felt that on a personal level.

He's really relatable, especially when he does collab streams with a lot of other streamers you can tell he gets awkward.

its extremely rare but sometimes jerma does act just human enough to the point he gets down to your level. that is, of course, all a ruse however, and chat often breaks his cover.

And you would not trust this bot saying that "you've won a prize"

Would not, should not.

​@@cheekywombat9208 the prize is bugs

That guy is a machine.

some day, you feed, on cicadas

@@fwoqma I give my life, not for honor but for gnats

YESSS

Please do it, I will unironically read it lol

I could only take it for so long before I switched into Moe's funk dancing for self defense class

this is what the ground is for

i like how you said "this line" as if he was reading off a script

That's actually great lol

did he really?

@@heathenised he used powerwash simulator as an example in one of his latest videos on his YT channel, and on twitter when the devs thanked him for playing their game he said he 100%'d it pretty neat

bro what the actual.

Congrats, he's parting one of the bodies onto you. I think he's trying to make you an accessory to the crime

yeah shits wild since he’s in his late 30s!

Is it Evony? I remember seeing the ads for that and I remember all the way back in the days when PopCap was its own individual studio and they ran Plants Vs. Zombies ads on sites parodying Evony's old clickbait ad campaign which was of course big-titted ladies requesting for a hero's help that was like over 10 years ago.

@@hambor12 yeah

Info: are you on or off meds?

@@Blaurot peep the aura

His shitty Webcam has always had demons

I don't see it

@@HollyriousYT try looking harder, then you'll see it