DUDE SAME. i was playing on vc to my friends and saw the black hole first, then i screamed in vc when this bitch started summoning quasars at me bruh 💀💀

The first time I walked in I thought the boss was a statue adding to the scenery until I got closer and saw it move and the boss hp showing up 😂😂😂

I’m pretty sure I saw your message. You were doing the cowering gesture too 😂

Too cocky with that shield build lmao

“Elden ring dlc is too hard to be fun.”

@@Nicky-mk1nv A lot of the people who are saying it is too hard are those "career content creators" someone mentioned before ... but I think they get more views by dying a lot and raging over a game, right? It doesn't seem like anyone wants to watch a streamer who can confidently and carefully approach a combat situation and defeat it within a couple of tries. That's not entertaining for most people, it seems. So it actually garners more views and clicks when someone like Asmongold approaches combat kind of stupidly, gets killed over and over because of something easily avoided or countered, and yells into the void about difficulty. These people are smart, despite how they play games sometimes, and they know how to bring in viewers. That is my theory, anyway, so take it with a grain of salt.

Roaches stole his brain cells

And. Then cries when he dies, even though he refuses to learn.

Literally and he was complaining the DLC was too hard…. Maybe don’t roll into a damaging aoe attack multiple time after seeing its damaging you.

There are winter lanterns and rannies ending brings about the age of the moon…. And Who’s the final bloodborne boss 😂 god I wish they’d just connect the games

The way the boss stares into the distance in a water floored space, and the way it spawns spider hands remindme of Rom.

@@HallgrimICE bro so many bloodborne connections in the dlc I swear they either reusing ideas or hinting at something

​@@unknownuser9741Average Miyazaki lol. Bro has little hints about world connecting in every game he participated

​@@unknownuser9741 nah. Miyazaki is a fan of Lovecraft, Bloodborne is heavily influenced by his work and Elden Ring has touches of it too as GRRM is also a fan

What do you expect from the feet lover hahaha

Metyr is the daughter of the greater will. Considering its vassal, the Elden beast, has the appearance of a cosmic body, and can also cause explosions similar to astels, it makes sense. And for why its fingers, Miyazaki couldn’t make it feet for his fetish, so this was as close as he could get. Also it goes kind of hard in a weird, finger way.

Finger black hole … maybe From is just having a jape

Fingers are related to magic, black holes and gravity are also related to magic. Plus Metyr is basically a cosmic level threat it makes perfect sense

In Elden Ring, fingers are tied to cosmic eldritch symbolism. The two fingers and three fingers are able to commune with outer gods directly, so it makes sense that their mother has strong ties to the cosmos and outer gods.

Souls games are interesting with their grotesque and deformed characters. Things like metyr are somewhat cosmic beings taking a corporal form, so it makes sense that we wouldn’t be able to comprehend what we see, but to think that many of the bosses and possibly even regular enemies were quite beautiful and very pleasing to the eye, until they became corrupted

Yeah for these type of games I can just provide my gameplay at the end to add to the video and not get punished for it, but for story games like god of war or spiderman I would probably have to add commentary

Virginia, Sister of The Forest

Ah, finally a fellow Forest Enjoyer 🫂🔥

Hehe butthole :3

Bro was even fat rolling ffs.

Asmongold is the definition of the 'freak show' streamer

Oh nice!

Shhhhhh

Actually I always considered Scadutree Avatar to be ersatz Ebrietas

""Miyazaki, Can we have Ebrietas" "No, we have Ebrietas at home" *Ebrietas at home" I click Translate to English and Google gives me this: ""Miyazaki, Can we have Drunkenness" "No, we have Drunkenness at home" * Drunkenness at home" I am DYING. 🤣

Thank Miyazaki the boss arena doesnt have small fingers chasing you

@@jaypeadieL611 It literally does though

I'm kicking myself for not making that connection.

you a word

And the magic orb that it summons on phase 2 looks a bit like a neutron star or maybe a pulsar.

@@goodbye_autumn "what is it professor?"

Dude has the most boring and lifeless reactions fr

​@@drpeepee05Still not as bad as XqC lol that guy just blankly stares at his screen whenever something cool happens

It's understandable though. Under normal circumstances, players figuring everything out themselves would be ideal, but some of them are career content creators with other obligations and timetable to follow. They can't spend hours upon hours searching every nook and cranny in a game. I can't imagine how long it would take them to find out every secret in Hollow Knight by themselves, for example.

​@@ael4n Using brain is enough. But because thinking is lost art for 99% of streamers it is understandable that they need help. Career content creators. 😂 0IQ

I do agree with this, like as much as I don’t mind some of his vids, he just talks to chat during cutscenes and lore moments…. It’s so soulless

what do you want him to do, be fake and react harder?

@@Jamezontoasthe dosent have to jump out of his chair,no one’s saying that but he shows no emotion like at all in the streams.

Yeah, he’s a pretty notorious non-feeler. Don’t know how anyone can be into that, so dry and boring.

@@Jamezontoast I'm not telling him to do that. it just shocks me he doesn't have the kind of reaction most ppl have when seeing something impressive. maybe I just like ER too much 🤷

She was not abandoned by placidusax, idk where you got that from. She was abandoned by a/the greater wills.

Black Hole

could celes be the two fingers that ranni killed?

Maybe, but this one is a whole hand so it seems like that one should be too...

According to Tarnished Arqueologist, the Manus Celes church was a reference to an older religion of the land that involved a full hand composed of the full 5 fingers, as Manus Celes translates "Celestial Hand" and a hand coming out of heaven was used in medieval times as a representation of God in paintings

I don't think there's another Mother of Fingers, since Metyr is the mother of all Two Fingers and fingercreepers, so a second mother seems redundant.

Remembrance does say this was the first shooting star to fall upon the lands between which implies it happened again. So another finger mother is possible. These also come straight from the greater will.

You just awnsered your question

He's been doing that since DS3

He's using a Talisman that increases defense exponentially the higher your weight. He basically just made a tank build that uses a greatshield and block counters.

no they all are lame

I will be doing Gaius next

That's what reactors do. Fake reactions.

they were told to do the quest but most didnt know the quest boss

Gotta love reactor slop 🤣🤣

Shadow militia I guess.

Looks like the Shadow Militiamen set ... really easy to farm at the Shadow Keep Storehouse.

Yup, now the most possible reason for the 3 Fingers is just a birth defect imo, it is possible that the God of Chaos chose a fitting vassal that didn't even receive any signal from neither Greater Will nor Metyr after their abandonment.

The Three Fingers is just that one kid who randomly gets addicted to meth despite having a pretty normal childhood.

after beating the boss that wears that armor, look for a shack nearby. You'll find it there with a talisman too.

@@heyimurchin6575 got it

Metyr's remembrance doesn't give you a spell. You can buy Fleeting Microcosm from Ymir before you fight Metyr.

The remembrance gives you two weapons.

Fleeting microchasm is available from Ymir, not the rememberance. You can get a colossal weapon or a staff as actual boss loot

It’s the DLC and it’s a huge lore revelation.

Hope they fix it for your sake

Upgrade your RAM bro

Stop going on KZfaq until you beat the dlc, if you're concerned about being spoiled. Either stay off websites on which you could be spoiled or have the wisdom to at least get an anti-spoiler extension on your browser. It's thanks to those anti-spoiler extensions that I was able to remain mostly blind. It's like going to a haunted house and getting mad that you were scared; It's ridiculous. KZfaq isn't likely going to make any changes to take measures against spoilers. Spoilers get clicks. Clicks get them money. You should expect to be spoiled by going on KZfaq. In simple terms, it's YOUR fault if you get careless about surfing the web, only to get mad when, surprise surprise, less considerate people spoil it for you.

Youre on a channel that is clips people playing the dlc and you expect no spoilers?

sunflower easier imo even with the 3 health bars

do some research on him then you will release what a dumbass he is but some comments really go to far

hes generally politically a moron which is the main reason for me

why is he famous in the first place

he has freakin cockroach running over his bbody...i dont give a shit about politics..but that unhygienic af..