Yall should do Elder Scrolls Online

What happened to naming honest game trailers ?

Total war: Shogun 2!!!!

Please react to Command and Conquer Generals

sal l

It's about the principles. If you sheathe your weapon they usually stop since the bounty is low. And a guard will just arrest you for a fee.

Lol

sunac ikr

oh my god, the first time i killed a chicken I got away with it, so I thought it was cool. Then I was caught the next time and I was cracking up.

indiciaobscure sounds like another game that punishes you for killing chickens... can't remember the name... *COUGH*ZELDA*COUGH*

***** When you forget to save. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKCCKKKCKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCK!!!! I HAVE TO DO IT ALL FUCKING AGAIN BECAUSE I TOOK A MOTHERFUCKING BOWL ON ACCIDENT!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Uh... It autosaves the game all the time, when you walk in a building, when you walk out a building, when you fast travel, etc...

BEN DROWNED You know unless you turn off autosaving to avoid corrupted save files.

HiIeric117 That's why I have backups.

BEN DROWNED You are a smarter man than I.

Oh seriously? Whats the point then.

Dogfighting a dragon while riding one is pretty fun for me, and kinda hope to be able to use bow so I can shoot them instead of rellying on lighting bolt

Mods are your friend!

U can call a dragon to help you fight after u complete the dawnguard dlc

Way disappointed.

True xD

Meridia too. Why tf you cant skip them rambling on idk

That’s so true lmao

Comee myyyy champion....

a new hand touches my ball... i mean my beacon. now listen and obey

Or if you join the thieves guild they'll just pay you.

Same in the Witcher. Hey you see that guy with two swords and cats eyes like those dudes who regularly slay monsters? Let’s say he is a asshole and we will shove a 3 pound sword down his throught

@@originaler31er67 Yeah but Geralt is actually killable by "normal people though" (it happened in the books) where a dragonborn is literally immortal compared to normie guys

Styx damn Pitchforks.

Styx it is possible but your chances are really low if you don’t surprise them.

+Jonathan Backo Or the fact that riding a dragon feels like hoping on a horse carousel...

+Jonathan Backo Me too.

+Luis Necro Yeah, they really should have mentioned that X) That part of the mod was really disappointing ...

+Maria Vacci Ya i hated it. but now i have a mod that lets me at least see myself going to my destination on the dragon.

Lokhir Fellheart Looks nice. But I have a mod that lets me BE a dragon ˆˆ !

ummm im mr corrector and ummm they actually say "Heard they're reforming the daaaaaawnguard, vampire hunters or something, in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself.

I played ESO that is just the worst on console everything is the main interactive button so I was constantly an outlaw

Either that or, “Wait...I know you...” lol

I transform into the warewolf,to try to attend the funeral but even the companions started attacking me lol.

GUARD MIGHT GET NERVOUS, MAN APPROACHES WITH HIS WEAPON DRAWN

Just Fus Ro Dah her dude😂

@@Mystiguine what do you think I did.. "careful" and I'm like " you be careful" :p

@Narendra nath Chatterjee 🤣 Looks like somebody steal your sweetroll🤣

Be kind to my wife you foul imperial bastard!

I must have thousands of hours played but lydia has never been out of that house in whiterun

This one is a treasure.

I think this is one of best player experiences I've ever heard.

I really wish I coulda seen it. Musta been on PC tho no way npcs follow you that far on console.

@@meghanachauhan9380 Honestly I like consoles better, specifically Xbox consoles. PC ain't for me since I hate using laptops and computers.

@Euron Juusto I did think ir sounded a little fantastical. Good story but dont think it happened...

Deathstroke The Terminator Nope I do that to....

That is part of the fun :)

So I'm NOT the only one who didn't know to go to Ivarstead.

Or the moment when you take a horse so you can get to your destination and you figure out it is much faster to walk.

Well I am gonna play it for the first time...

@@judevasanth8710 i wish i could go back to my first playthrough of skyrim

you’re joking but i spent 90 hours getting all 75 achievements this week

Victor Taciano Brasil exactly 😂 i now own my 11th copy of skyrim, my 4th se version. Ive spent almost 48h carefully modding it now i got over 4500h of modded side quests besides the main and side quest of the original game. Worth it.

Fus do rah intensifies

Lmao

Same

+Connor Harison Yeah... still haven't finished the game...

Likewise. I've had Skyrim since Christmas 2012, and I still haven't finished the game. It is fun, though.

I think that it may be because the main story did not give me a sense of urgency to complete it - the stakes seemed to not be that high. I could kill dragons relatively easily so why would more of them be any more of a threat? I never saw towns leveled because of my inaction. I had no motivation to take down Alduin because what he was doing did not merit immediate action. I would say that for me personally, the Mass Effect games did a great job of making me want to complete the main story. Bethesda has done it before with Fallout 3 (mainly because I wanted to f___ with the Enclave's plan). Its just that with Skyrim, they failed to make me invested in the main story.

+Connor Harison i still have not beaten the main story mode.....

I'll have you know there's no pusieeeeee

Dmitry Golovko but then how did you survive the fall?

Video Game Logic.

+Stealthyhunter How does Lydia survive that fall? She dies against warhammers but survives a 20 second trajectory into the sky.

Stealthyhunter i did, but now im paralyzed

I did that once, and after I would always return to Belethor's shop with every useless bowl, plate, spoon, cup, etc. that I acquired on my travels and make it my new dumping ground.

Can't Hide from meeeeeeeeeeeee

**Got shot in the face with an arrow** "NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!!" **Five seconds later** "Must've been the wind."

I yield!! I yield!! *proceeds to attack*

You won’t get away with that. Proceeds to kill everyone in the city in order not to have a bounty

@@UYWCBIYD5 And you still have a bounty when you get to the next town.

first

Worth it!

Yeah same as with avengers.

Wow dude, just.... Wow

+Spike Rover I'm so sorry...

+Spike Rover I did that on console. But thank fuck I knew I could do it when i replayed it on PC

+Spike Rover fast travel for pussies

imkingmailru Also for people who don't have hours to spend their life on walking places instead of fast traveling.

I don't know about killing...just 'took' their wings.

@@IshamTrivedi yeah...took their wing and let them fly again...

@@kaizeremperaiga1807 I meant I always pressed the action button, instead of swinging my sword (how you KILL).

@@IshamTrivedi uhm...shot my fireball...or with my arrow...

You just found a reason to play again.

Guard be like: Dragonborn... it is my honor to stand before you. Also guards: Keep moving C I T I Z E N

No way you can tell them apart

yea but both gun and crossbow have a cross/stock

MOOODS

If you want Skyrim with guns, just play Fallout 3 or NV or 4

Faxanadu then their legs explode and die instantly 😂😂😂

Faxanadu Just found a fucking Blood Dragon laying dead with his skin and flesh intact right in the middle of White Run💀

Funny thing is that if they fall on their pals they survive, then upon hitting the ground BANG dead.

I remember walking near the Throat of the World, gorgeous music playing, breathtaking sky, horse walking off a cliff in the background.

You mean when they drop like anvils.

Youre not alone...i also collect house keys xD and i e done the same thing

😂😂😭😭😭😭

Same

Same. I collect house and shop keys if I'm able to 😂 I haven't needed to use them though but whatever.

Meanwhile, when you have mods that add extra npcs, there are people in your house at all times

"taking an arrow to the knee" actually means getting married in Tamriel

@@MMW1299 because you're getting on your knee to propose, idk if it's a Tamriel thing, because I don't think rings exist in Tamriel

"because I don't think rings exist in Tamriel" (thinks of the thousands of rings in skyrim) uhh, I mean, I don't think rings are used to propose...

@@yeetthesecond8806 Well, when you get married you actually receive a ring that gives you a bonus to Restoration spells. (ik that when you propose you actually wear an amulet)

@@MMW1299 oh, that's right... huh...

What if I'm the dragon born and I just don't know it yet?

No lollygaggin'.

Could you enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

Hail summoner, conjure me a warm bed will ya?

So you mix potions, right? Can you brew me an ale?

I'm pretty sure everybodys first experience with town NPCs is that chicken, and what happens when you don't leave it alone.

Guilty

@@cockroachcharlie5619 nope. I must try it.

In my case, I killed the chicken. Then I thought nothing of it. I just raid Embershard Mine and I'm coming back when all of a sudden this farmer tries to kill me. I didn't care to regen my health and I thought I didn't have any magic and was out of potions, so I escaped and waited till I got a good amount of health back and I went back to kill the farmer. Then I went to Alvor and Sigrid's house only to see them trying to attack me and kill me. I come back inside their house and I finally kill them and I escape Riverwood since Hadvar is trying to kill me and he was stronger and I'm on the run. I end up reaching the Meadery near Whiterun and the guards try to kill me. I died 3 times before figuring out that putting down your weapons allows them to arrest you which I allowed and served my sentence and came back and then I go back to Riverwood to watch the corpses of Alvor and Sigrid still in their house. Finally, until I finally had money to purchase Breezehome, I used their house chest as a means to store my items

@Tupuranga Monsall I elaborated the extent to which one can suffer due to a chicken

"I'd even take one of your relatives of your hands, if you're willing to sell! *chuckles darkly* haha, that's a little joke."

Yeah and that Breton dude always says "please come back" very creepy (I always play as female so idk if he does it to everyone or just females)

@@Cherremy721 he says it to everybody but it’s still weird

@@whiterunguard5633 Can you please arrest him?

@@Cherremy721 I sure can.

Innuendo

Cuckoo John omg is it really! 😂 I never got that until now!

The Millennial Geek Oi, same here.

The Millennial Geek -you killed a chicken -300 bounty added

Now I want to try it to see what happens haha

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an-" "MURDERER!"

Skyrim horses are mountain flying carpets xd

Skyrim horses are Mountain goat hybrids.

no no no... jumping up the mountain is the right way

Ben B the mission "grey beards" took me 2 hours after trying to climb the mountain with a horse to realise there is a staircase

Ruan du Rand FEEL MY PAIN

I think on my Account He died somehow, so I couldnt do maaany Quests.

Non-endearing manchild haha

I usually him in every town/city but windhelm cause I don’t really go to windheln for anything but that one dark brotherhood quest

Dragon: take your time *crosses wings*

I know. And I was about to play Assassin's Creed unity.

@@simplyhuman3982 great game but is not skyrim. I recommend Assassin Creed Odyssey, the best Assassin Creed game if you like ancest Greek.

@@eden6611I know. I actually started playing outer worlds. It's not bad. I do want to play odyssey though.

Jereme Soule 🙌🏻

Most annoying part is downloading your favorite mods which easily exceeds hundred and takes a day to get it to work each mod. Oh especially the mods require another mod to work which is also requires another mod to work.

u can kill butterflys

With mods, the butterflies can kill you.

*Pokemon Pokecoins* twitter.com/dailyoffers98/status/755314231566794752?v=rjTOF8IC528?v=rjTOF8IC528

wait,you can

I tried it and I was like, well guess you can only catch them...and also can you believe that after 160+ hours of playing I finally found M'AIQ I KNOW RIGHT? LIKE I heard that he spawns randomly after the first mission, how comes I found it when I was roaming as a werewolf and tried to kill him, saw that he is invincible and then I wait to turn into human again and guess what ITS FUCKING M'AIQ and I was level 50-70(somewhere around there) I'm still playing it and found M'aiq only 3 times...in 190 hours of gameplay now(yes yes the game came out 5 years ago...had a crappy PC back then and heard about it in 2012 on a TV channel but still couldn't play it...

+Konrad “MonkeyPL50” .Biegun I don't get it, can you explain?

Saška Prpić He's just a wrestler in wwe, my fav, and I just didn't see it coming at all in this video xD

Konrad .Biegun Wwe?

Saška Prpić search it up:) surprised that you don't know what it is :')

Konrad .Biegun Not everyone follow Boxing you know.

I was a nord and they told me that

@@javadnps8218 only happens with werewolves iirc

"I find your wolfish grin... unsettling"

@@tylerdurbin5824 Bruh I was gonna put thaaat xD

me, a khajit: maybe? not sure though, no clue where that fur might come from

Man I feel you, try to talk to the npc while the weapon is drawn and accidentally hit him when I try to skip the dialogue, literally every guards in the erea want my head

Shot a sweet old blind man in the face when trying to give him money

LMFAO literally happened to me last week

In my case, I would accidentally (heheheh) pin down someone with two barrels of good ol' smoking western glory pointed at their face instead. :P

I started playing morrowind and accidentally stole like a cabbage and put it back and then I was just on the run, they wouldn't accept my yield, they just kept killing me.

***** not before I give J'zargo the Staff of Magnus

***** lol Khajiit can always be trusted

+reduced fat ice cream is just denial for fat people i threw them in a lake near riverwood i wonder if there still there.

omg i hate jizargo 😒 he hangs out in my room ALOT

+reduced fat ice cream is just denial for fat people Are they supposed to explode?

KJris DeWitt gotta save first

Stealth characters is how Skyrim is meant to be played, imo. That and a bow. It's just the most fun way to play any Elder Scrolls game.

I got out of helgen level 18 with my sneak 100 without any cheats or console commands or so whatever..just attack your companion while in sneak mode(attack him where youre going to sneak out for the bear)

@@akiro3997 If you're going to sit there and whack the dude for 40+ minutes, you might as well just pop open the console and just give yourself 100 sneak. It's basically the long way of doing the same thing.

@@lordkrythic6246 also make ur difficulty legendary

If ur in legendary leveling up is much easier,

ikr?

Pwerful R.I.P

Pwerful how can you type if you are dead?

Pwerful There is a super sayan mod also

Pwerful MUHCHO MADNESS SKYYYY'S DA LIMIT BECAUSE IT'S MIND-BOGGLING TO YA, YEAAARH

lol I've gone through about 10 horses

Though that will be in the Video

And drop right in the the two mages that standing below

And that is why you use Shadowmere

dovah-kiin -dragonborn dov-ah-kiin -born to hunt dragons

@@2nutornot2nut20 so dovah = Dragon And dov ah = Dragon hunter Isn't that a bit paradox?

@@applejuice8271 its in the game lore, turn on subtitles for your next run

And the 3 word dragon language thing makes you derives stuff keywords

The guy who ""voices"" Mario.Mario is a video game character.And the main dragon is Alduin.

Sanka Mihiranga Plays means the same damn thing.

Darkman9000 Actually, that's not true. I read this IMDB profile, and he never appeared in any Mario Games

Brandon Jimkern Except he did. Charles is the voice of Mario, it's not up for debate.

Darkman9000 Charles Martinet does not voice the main dragon Alduin, moron. That voice was done by Daniel Riordan. Charles Martinet voices the dragon in the Greybeards mountain.

I was about to comment you are the dragon born, then I saw your name... Nice one.

Really?...defuq is wrong with KZfaq now..

Crunchy, what the fuck do you mean? Don't get the joke. If you don't, you have not played Skyrim before.

Actually even if he didn't name himself Alduin it would still make sense since the first dragonborn from the dlc is trying to defeat the protagonist.

:p

Catherine Moonbell this is was my favorite part in the trailer by far!

Best DLC I've ever purchased.

Meh, riding a dragon is overhyped. Only good with mods. Vanilla dragon riding just takes you in a circle

DAMN U GUYS GOT MY HOPES UP QAQ

Danny Caracciolo Did you download the race compatibility for the Dragonborn DLC?

Give her a whack to get her out the way. Never do it werewolf form though.

fus ro dah always fus ro dah

nah just order her to move out of the way or sit somewhere and it works ( probably )

I quit using Lydia, not because she blocks doorways, but because I got tired of accidentally killing her with poorly aimed arrows or spells when she charged into battle. So I started using faendal, cuz he's an archer. He is worse about stopping in doorways than Lydia. Way worse. Got tired of that, so I switched to mjoll the lioness. For about a day. She just can not shut the hell up about her parents! Even when blitzing dungeons filled with bandits and draugr, I have to hear about her upbringing... Yeah, faendal is way better.

David Matheny i

Or a kid saying that he thought adventurers we're supposed to look cool.

@@reeser.8429 Let's not forget coming down from the Cloud District in Whiterun only to have Nazeem ask if you've ever been to the Cloud District before.

@@Linkforlife199 or after you shouted a dragon into Oblivion and a guard goes" maybe I'm the dragon born and I just don't know it yet"

@@reeser.8429 That's why you get the murder children mod bro

Ok frick you and your genius brain!!!

I Used to comment in this channel, but that Was before the plaque hit.

Oh god noooooooo

I don't know if I should laugh or be incredibly pissed off.

The Minecraft Meerkat On the one hand it's overused, on the other hand, if it wasn't this omnipresent in the internet, I still wouldn't know that "I took an arrow to the knee" is an euphemism for the bad sentence "I got married".

Inigo Volkihar sorry, brah. :3

And consorts with the most evil and vile of demons while being blessed by the god of time and the god of nature.

still better than that damn meme if you ask me.

And never uses all his shouts .. :D ;D :D

LMAO never thought about it like that till now either

Conner K underrated comment :'D

let me correct u.... it is let me guess.... someone stole your sweetroll

So you're the new member of the companions, what do u do? Fetch the mead?

You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

Stay out of trouble, (name of race)

Wait. I know you!

Michael Tezare Lol

Out of the way lydia

Because there was nothing bad to say about it xD it didnt over promise anything and was hella fun

Well it is glitchy at times.

me too. i didnt laugh the entire video. but the triple-h part i burst out laughing hahaha

+Jimmy Merc Same

it's me. im the thief that takes too long to walk any where.

What's wrong with liking FNAF?

So has over watch, call of duty, minecraft, hello neighbor, and many other and they have been both around longer and shorter and nobody really complains about them so why does a game I enjoy get slandered all the time?

That's your choice to make yourself miserable by not trying to associate with them. I just enjoy the franchise for the characters. I don't actually play the games. I just do what everyone else does and watches markiplier play it. I still like the Mystery and lore.

+Cool Dave I assume you've never heard of a thing called 'opinions', right?

Lord Tricklebank how do you still see fnaf? It's been like three years

Still worth it!

Bethesda screwed that up I wish you could steer them or give them direction and order different attacks.

Wyvern are not dragons, they dont breath fire and use a poisonous barbed tail to attack their prey

@@shadeslayer6374 wrong well right kinda the wyvern in the elder scrolls is a cousin to the dragon and is very much a poison frost or fire breathing lizard

@@brokenhalosc0810 I was unaware that there is a wyvern in skyrim, guess that overrides the lore created by wizards of the coast. Thanks

Forgets the low health and gets roasted

+So Sugoi yeah....

Such basic knowledge.

+So Sugoi well. im missing Anu and PAdomay...

nerd

Ad1 wow, such creativity..

Proud Son I don’t know but it’d be funny if he did lmao

Was never a gamer. Skyrim was the very frist video game I have ever played when I got a 360 for Christmas. No regrets

@@narwhal9852 yeah, my uncle gave it to me for a Birthday present or a Christmas present and about a year ago now I upgraded to an Xbox 1 S and when I found out it wasn't backwards compatible I was devastated. So last Saturday I bought it again after not playing for ages and I got the Remastered PS4 version with all mods and DLC content. Been playing for the last few days non stop and I haven't really touched the campaign yet cause I've been trying to get back to the strength that I was cause I hated being weak. Almost got level 80 smithing (which I find to be one of the hardest) so I can improve my Deathbrand Stalthrim Armour. Its just of those games you get lost in and have so much fun in by just messing around. Also when I played on the Xbox 360 I got so sidetracked by side quests I forgot what quest was the mai story quest luckily I had the guide book.

wow. why?

yeah, it goes like untill you get your sneak to 100.

In one of my playthroughs, she got club smashed to the sky by a giant she attacked without provocation and has never showed back up.

Rien B. In my first play through i sided with the storm cloaks and destroyed white run...I didn't think the choices you made would result in a city burning down

It's okay guys. I've got Iona now.

Iona died too, as did my third housecarl -forget her name.

she's immortal in ps3 and x box 360 :P

marblee That's because you can add "-ing" on pretty much any verb you see in the dictionary. Like "walking" and "running".

I'm Nori Yeah! Grammar! English! Excitement!

+Flamey Bree I lost it at baggage carrying baggage part.

it's true af XD

AND IF YOUR PLAYING WITH MODS ALSO STARRING THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE BRONIES AND MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE

Lydia died about 10 feet away from Whiterun when I first got her so uh I haven’t really ever had that problem

No, I say get out of the way serana!

@@jjohnfnchf7535 how??? Wait... Did you try to kill giants at lvl5 again?...

It will always be relevant.

But now in VR

February 2021

I did the same thing.

Isn’t it Serana?

Serana*

Fk Serana. Frea is the best.

NeverLuckyy prove it with facts!

True

Welk, I have heard of them, and played the hell out of them.

kinda sad that I was old enough in time for oblivion when it came out.

what about daggerfall?

Johnny Maverick I have not played that one, what I regret.