"I hope you've got your finger on that fuckin' Seinfeld button" is such a great moment. Justin can't even finish his sentence and Griffin is already cutting him off to say "no, you're better than this"

They talk about Home Alone like way more than any other movie

I love Justin's daughter Charlie. She's already smarter than him. Got all of Sydnee's genes.

why did justin’s inhale at the beginning scare me

O C C A S I O N

I am waiting for a home alone/horse tangent. it WILL be glorious

the thing I always wonder about greeting cards is, which one is the oldest on the shelf, and how long has it been there. because like, when people go to pick out greeting cards, it's always arduous, right? and it's almost like greeting card companies don't understand the niche they fill sometimes? like, if you're getting someone a card, it's kind of a formal or impersonal thing... you're like, sending it to a relative who lives far enough away that you can't attend their birthday, you don't see them often, and you're shoving money or a gift card in there in lieu of a gift. or you're giving it with a gift to someone who's maybe a little old fashioned? like, I've never given a card to a peer... I'll usually just give a gift, or take them out to eat or something. cards are always going to someone who is either much older than you, or much younger but whose parents put off the vibe that a card would be appropriate. if the card is in total replacement of a gift, then that's just a sign of relative unfamiliarity with the person in general. so considering all that... it's weird to me how many strangely specific or really rude cards there are? and considering how tone deaf a lot of them are, it really makes you wonder how long a greeting card can stay on a shelf, untouched because it has never been appropriated for anyone's needs, before it is removed. is there a fabled ancient one?

the time is nOW for this day

Talk about home alone almost as much as they talk about fraiser

This is by far and away one of the funniest questions in just the question itself. My God, what a treat.

*blank 👏 cards 👏* can't go wrong w empty inside and sunflowers outside

Occasion!

is this a fic prompt?

Yeah, sorry, Travis is still right here

8:20 time stamp to show mom later, describing kevin mccalister's mom

What I thought Justin was going to say is that they should have gift cards that backdate the dollar amount, so you just say this person is sending you a card go buy some shit, and then once they buy the stuff that amount gets charged on the credit card (to an extent of course)