2:08 '...Denny Crane'

5:02 Love Justin’s gossiping grandma energy here

i love justin so much

2:58 : the first rubik's cube... only one row.

i want to rewatch tos now xd

INCREDIBLE California Dreamin' reference by Travis. one of my all-time favorite songs. fuck yes

i NEED a "justin recommending jelly" supercut

I always think that Hanch is a combo of horseradish and ranch when I hear this bit, which really just emphasizes how much they buried the lede with the hot sauce in HANCH

Im surprised they just completely blew past the fact that there's a Ménage à trois in this song.

2:01 yes travis, the phantom would sit in a seat. in fact, he famously has a special little seat where no one else is allowed to sit on pain of literal death.

What episode is it where Spock is hanging from the tree?

Three very herosexual very married with children men and they're ready to risk it all for this disembodied super hot boyfriend in the darkness

LOAD-BEARING MP3: if you ever remove this MP3 of Who Let The Dogs Out? the phone ceases to function.

5:34

"how to mosh" is really dependent upon what sort of musical performance you are attending. Acceptable moshing at a Hatebreed show is wildly different from acceptable moshing at Pearl Jam, for instance.

"Charlie, what's wrong?" _Charlie frowns_ "Computer, activate iguana."

‘Rachel’s gonna be so fucking TO’d’ is one of the funniest things Griffin has ever said

This is linked on Nathen Mazri's brands page on his website

tos will never make sense bruh

Does this podcast have six nipples?

The way travis says “if you’re calling about the tony hawk burrito, press 9” kills me every single time

You should have included Spock yelling “THE WOMEN”.

"Very well, captain." *(reaches into underwear)*

They know LMM. They could make dogs the musical happen.

I’ve never seen a press release that’s tried to convince me two celebrities are having sex all the time

I live for these star trek tos moments. Good editing!

Griffin casually gettin some internet horror and movin right along is inspiring, he’s come a long way from the toilet bowl that looks like Guy Fieri’s mouth

Festivus for the rest of us

The part at 2:28 where Travis is audibly out of breath and struggling but he still manages to gasp to the end of his bit because he knows that if he hesitates for a *second*, one of the others will butt in. Pure middle brother energy

As a former HPB worker this was such a common issue. People asking for books with special pages dedicated to inscriptions and expect them not to be inscribed,.. sir this is a used bookstore

My PC screen went to sleep as soon as the slowed down reverb 'gaaaarfieeeeeld eeeeeats' played and I am now preparing an exorcism

As a big tender fan, i gotta say this restaurant is... nothing special

1:40 maybe next year? Twenty-you're-alive: stop waiting for permish

met a guy who used a 128-ounce insulated water bottle. always made me jealous. but yes, you can get one that satisfies even justin’s insane hydration

The very last one made me cry laughing

Iconic

Dune Part 2 was my first 4DX film. This bit isn't a bit. It's real

The "we wanna have our own scopes monkey trial" made me crack up

As someone who has a worse version of what Griffin has that really is a disease I always find the mayo in the car part hilarious

Unicorn Doggo

the "Gallagher is not funny" at the end is permanently embedded in my brain stem. on top of it coming after 5ish minutes of straight Gallagher talk, there's something abt the delivery that fucking kills me

WTF I love raw broccoli and cauliflower! Lol

Nothing like hearing the boys get super, super excited about a bunch of names nobody on earth knows

I'm with Travis here. I'm so into this.

I have listened to this bit at least a dozen times and am somehow only now realizing that was this question asker is looking for is literally just a sub

Sir, a second chandelier has hit the Lithgow.

2:17 i was good until then 😂

4:14 Kirk: What the devil is this? Green leaves?? Rand: It’s dietary salad, sir. Dr. McCoy ordered your diet card changed. Kirk: **Look of utter betrayal**

They predicted Susan Taxpayer with this one

I, as a socially anxious person, would also just endure this while seething on the inside... Right up until he said "his hands are so dirty" and then no, anxiety be damned, you ask him to stop or go over his head to make him stop. That's Un. Acc. Eptable.