Asmongold Tries FRUITS for the FIRST TIME

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Күн бұрын

🥝🍌 Fruit Tier List w/ ‪@AsmonTV‬ and ‪@Tectone‬🍊🍎
Asmongold Eats Fruits for the FIRST TIME 😳
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00:00 - 00:47 Intro
00:47 - 05:35 Asmon Arrives
05:35 - 07:56 Red Apple
07:56 - 10:19 Red Grapes
10:19 - 12:22 Green Grapes
12:22 - 15:37 Blueberry
15:37 - 20:39 Raspberry
20:39 - 24:55 Banana
24:55 - 30:12 Watermelon
30:12 - 33:21 Strawberry
33:21 - 34:49 Nectarine
34:49 - 35:51 Lemon
35:51 - 38:57 Kiwi
38:57 - 41:41 Avocado
41:41 - 44:19 Cantaloupe
44:19 - 46:08 Blackberry
46:08 - 47:09 Mango
47:09 - 47:39 Pear
47:39 - 50:04 Mandarin/Orange
50:04 - 51:02 Green Apple
51:02 - 52:19 The End
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@cpugamer1012
@cpugamer1012 Жыл бұрын
Asmongold is what our parents were afraid we'd become.
@Gotsta
@Gotsta Жыл бұрын
what a multi-millionaire ? 😂😂💀
@thatweirdkid2489
@thatweirdkid2489 Жыл бұрын
@@Gotsta No a person who eats nothing but shit food
@PoliteAF
@PoliteAF Жыл бұрын
happy?
@jlhumor1565
@jlhumor1565 Жыл бұрын
Asmon had to step down from OTK because he came down with scurvy.
@Cleiton602
@Cleiton602 Жыл бұрын
@@PoliteAF there's no way he is happy
@lanemousseaux8995
@lanemousseaux8995 Жыл бұрын
Emiru extended Asmons life by like 10 years in this video😂😂
@AmeriMutt76
@AmeriMutt76 Жыл бұрын
And shortened his next trip to the toilet
@cliffhamilton2857
@cliffhamilton2857 Жыл бұрын
Legit, he probably feels great today from being replenished with all the trace nutrients he's deprived himself of for so long.
@ImmortalKindr3d
@ImmortalKindr3d Жыл бұрын
na, it's gonna be like war of the worlds when the aliens are defeated by our new germs, asmon gonna go into shock.
@vroomzoom4206
@vroomzoom4206 Жыл бұрын
She scared her employer going to die so she trying to keep him alive as long as possible
@K311WasHere
@K311WasHere Жыл бұрын
he is going to actually die before 40 from malnutrition
@dalluc
@dalluc 3 ай бұрын
This is like watching a documentary about a child who has only lived in the jungle (like Mowgli) but the complete opposite. It's fascinating.
@IncorporatedMonsters
@IncorporatedMonsters 2 ай бұрын
It’s frustrating
@officialnoonon
@officialnoonon 2 ай бұрын
​@@IncorporatedMonsters It's unfathomable considering he's a multi millionaire and could buy tons of fruit if he wanted.
@zengineer3369
@zengineer3369 2 ай бұрын
You mean gollum?
@fadoashura2867
@fadoashura2867 2 ай бұрын
It was pretty uncomfortable for me.
@iffi_master2286
@iffi_master2286 2 ай бұрын
@@officialnoonon what point are you trying to make 💀
@TheGilchrist1993
@TheGilchrist1993 Ай бұрын
This is like an intervention where they're trying to save their friend from scurvy
@youdyed
@youdyed 15 күн бұрын
This would've been good if he didn't drink soda in between tasting different fruits. Of course they don't taste like anything once you cleanse your palette with soda.
@jcyt547
@jcyt547 4 күн бұрын
@@youdyed I mean, why would what it actually tastes like matter if it tastes worse than soda?
@ninevite1255
@ninevite1255 4 күн бұрын
You bring up a good point op. How does Asmon not already have scurvy???
@zekq1
@zekq1 4 ай бұрын
Bros stomach had a glimpse of hope
@eastking5935
@eastking5935 Ай бұрын
LMAO
@sfeeges
@sfeeges Ай бұрын
XD
@ConstanceMists
@ConstanceMists Ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@diegosotomiranda4107
@diegosotomiranda4107 Ай бұрын
XD
@riotsquadgaming7460
@riotsquadgaming7460 19 күн бұрын
i just kek'd
@Anubis7169
@Anubis7169 Жыл бұрын
Asmon is like 17th century aristocracy; "I once bought a pineapple just to look at it."
@francoislemieux4727
@francoislemieux4727 10 ай бұрын
Some people used to just rent a pineapple for a day
@waffleninja1000
@waffleninja1000 8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the "Lion of Gripsholm Castle": taxidermist stuffed it in 1731 and never saw a lion before. it looks ridiculous
@user-rt6le5xe7u
@user-rt6le5xe7u 8 ай бұрын
literally looked at your comment while he said that wtf
@eltiolavara9
@eltiolavara9 8 ай бұрын
amazing comment
@murphychurch8251
@murphychurch8251 7 ай бұрын
@waffleninja6122 I just googled the lion...oh my, it's hilarious 🤣
@aokaze-minotaur
@aokaze-minotaur 2 ай бұрын
I've seen some crazy stuff on KZfaq over the years, but this has to be one of the craziest things I've ever watched.
@Aygosi
@Aygosi Ай бұрын
Like fr he hasn't eaten the most common fruits in his entire life. What surprises me is that he is still "healthy"
@ghpatriot
@ghpatriot Ай бұрын
@@Aygosi I'm surprised he doesn't have chronic health issues.
@Sucukya
@Sucukya Ай бұрын
Oh he’s definitely not healthy just alive
@matteo89ify
@matteo89ify 3 күн бұрын
⁠@@Aygosihealthy? The dude look like saruman and he is what? 30? Good for him
@frozenhell129
@frozenhell129 3 күн бұрын
​@matteo89ify this made me laugh a bit too much hahaha
@trouncerrredits
@trouncerrredits 2 ай бұрын
Dudes drinking sugary soda between bites. That definitely throws off the taste of fruit.
@steel2572
@steel2572 Ай бұрын
Yea the fruit wouldnt taste sweet at all after drinking fizzy. Fruit sweetness by itself is really nice but if you drink fizzy first it will taste like shit in comparison.
@farikkun1841
@farikkun1841 Ай бұрын
@@steel2572condensed milk + sprite + watermelon + banana taste amazing tho. Sprite + coconut also good
@steel2572
@steel2572 Ай бұрын
@@farikkun1841 If you mean mixed together than that's different
@Jadee95
@Jadee95 6 күн бұрын
I dont think it does To him its like water
@user-ku5be4nc3g
@user-ku5be4nc3g 2 күн бұрын
​@@Jadee95Yeah, so everything less than "water" will be disgusting. Have a friend who is almost the same haba
@januszkurahenowski2860
@januszkurahenowski2860 Жыл бұрын
By eating 16 tiny pieces of fruit he has gotten 10x as much nutrition as he has ever had in his life
@LK-em1bv
@LK-em1bv 11 ай бұрын
I can’t believe his parents didn’t feed him any nutrition
@januszkurahenowski2860
@januszkurahenowski2860 11 ай бұрын
@@LK-em1bv Sadly this isn't THAT unique in the US but for an European it's crazy. Poor people cook here, not eat fast food since it's expensive.
@Ethan-fz6tp
@Ethan-fz6tp 11 ай бұрын
I am sure they loved him, you can tell he has a very close bond with both of them and his mother passing clearly hit him hard af, but unfortunately they did not feed him well, its obvious. They must not have realized how important it is. @@LK-em1bv
@lutherrivas5563
@lutherrivas5563 10 ай бұрын
​@@januszkurahenowski2860Americans eat hella fruits lol. We literally have fruit stands vendors in California
@Reazintful
@Reazintful 10 ай бұрын
@@januszkurahenowski2860 I live in the US and ive lived in mnay different states here from west to east, cant say ive met someone that doesnt eat fruit....it is def a unique thing even in the US...and cooking is still less expensive than fast food here.
@BedroomPianist
@BedroomPianist Жыл бұрын
The fact that Asmon is still alive in his 30s gives me great hope that anyone can survive into their 40-50s
@pgame20
@pgame20 Жыл бұрын
The fact that he's not morbidly obese is a testament to how fucking wild genetic diversity is
@Titi-pu2hl
@Titi-pu2hl Жыл бұрын
@@pgame20 he may eat like shit, but he doesn't eat much Quantity is everything
@Titi-pu2hl
@Titi-pu2hl Жыл бұрын
​@@maximecaron2766 1 liter of soda is about 400 calories, it's like a pretty small meal, it's really not that much. soda only makes you fat when it's in addition to everything else. And he probably drinks less than 1 liter. it's all about quantities, if his daily diet is one fast food meal(like 600-800cal) + one small meal with a tiny steak(400cal max) + soda(400cal max), he's probably not even reaching 2k calories. Also he's like 6'2 or 6'3 so he needs a lot more calorie than an average sized person. Also asmon has gained a lot of weight the past few years, he's like +50lbs compared to like 4 years ago so it's starting to catch up to him. Look up photos of him from like 5 years ago he used to be a sekeleton, now he's pretty average for a tall person
@reesefleece
@reesefleece Жыл бұрын
​@@Titi-pu2hl I feel it's likely that he unconsciously trained himself to not like much food or being full, since he said he grew up poor (but it can happen to anyone); since I feel how you eat in your childhood can train your brain to be a "skinny person" brain or a "fat person" brain. If you talk to or are a fat or skinny person, one thing is clear; fat people love feeling full and stuffed with food, while skinny people find it uncomfortable to be full.
@eatinsomtin9984
@eatinsomtin9984 Жыл бұрын
@@pgame20 he has one meal a day so the calories dont pass 2000 thats why, someone whose morbidly obsese would eat 5x his normal amount of junk food
@ccblockbusters9037
@ccblockbusters9037 2 ай бұрын
I believe Asmongold doesn't feel sick often because his body is so adjusted to his diet and the way it makes him feel, however if he switched to a more healthy diet I bet he would notice a massive difference in his energy and mood.
@codrs2662
@codrs2662 2 ай бұрын
Asmon seems quite happy like rarely has spastic outbursts like 99 percent of streamers. If he’s happy that’s all that matters
@RyanG-ij8xq
@RyanG-ij8xq Ай бұрын
He’d probably be very sick for a while honestly
@RyanG-ij8xq
@RyanG-ij8xq Ай бұрын
@@codrs2662uhh no. Sometimes being happy is not all that matters. Heroin addicts are happy when they get heroin
@allenson321
@allenson321 Ай бұрын
no he would probably get sick from how rich the fruits are.
@Raz_Tactical
@Raz_Tactical 25 күн бұрын
@@codrs2662 he's not happy, he openly admitted to having suicidal thoughts before. Just because he doesn't have outbursts doesn't mean he's in a good mental state
@joshsmit779
@joshsmit779 Ай бұрын
How can Asmongold say “people are stupid” but not eat fruit and not even know what a kiwi is
@wislata
@wislata Ай бұрын
"stupid" isnt mocking the amount of knowledge someone has but how one uses it
@youtubearmy_bg8265
@youtubearmy_bg8265 Ай бұрын
​@@wislatahe doesn't use it
@AceDeclan
@AceDeclan 21 күн бұрын
@@wislatasays who
@Holy_Bible_Reads_Ai
@Holy_Bible_Reads_Ai 9 күн бұрын
⁠@@AceDeclansays me, brother. He doesn’t use his knowledge accurately or affectively. He is the caveman he spoke of with lack of innate human knowledge 😂
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891 Күн бұрын
He is a people
@matthewnelson9868
@matthewnelson9868 Жыл бұрын
This is one of those times that I can't believe Asmon is being serious
@heyitskyriii9815
@heyitskyriii9815 Жыл бұрын
is he though? I'm mid video at right past watermelon please tell me this is satirical
@gaunterodimm5974
@gaunterodimm5974 Жыл бұрын
@@heyitskyriii9815 Yeah definitely seems like an act that fits his persona.
@Nyartatouille
@Nyartatouille Жыл бұрын
I think he's serious
@FABIOZITO11
@FABIOZITO11 Жыл бұрын
I like the dude but if he's being serious here it's a little too much
@dzamalas6136
@dzamalas6136 Жыл бұрын
​@@FABIOZITO11how is it? I believe he has ASD, I'm almost positive, people with it do have different sensory system, I know a person that only eats fruits and fish, that's their diet, and the fruits are really watery ones like grapes watermelons etc xD
@shaxxshelmet1938
@shaxxshelmet1938 11 ай бұрын
This man is a prime example of why you don’t feed your kids junk food all the time.
@Slow_Rogan
@Slow_Rogan 9 ай бұрын
This is a performance. He just acts like a stupid baby. It's just a shame kids watch this.
@leecrotty658
@leecrotty658 9 ай бұрын
One water fast would fix him
@coolman72891
@coolman72891 8 ай бұрын
​@@leecrotty658I think he shrivel away 😂
@101RadioheadCovers
@101RadioheadCovers 8 ай бұрын
​@@leecrotty658but he doesn't like water 😂
@lazaruslong697
@lazaruslong697 8 ай бұрын
What? You don't? I don't feed them anything else, well, on rare occasions I remember i should feed them at all.
@vladhansen3697
@vladhansen3697 2 ай бұрын
I can understand not liking the texture, but not liking the taste of fruit especially strawberries and raspberries boggles my mind into oblivion.
@ethan6322
@ethan6322 21 күн бұрын
Raspberries are s tier
@Leif3GHP
@Leif3GHP 17 күн бұрын
I just had raspberries for the first time in the past year and I REALLY don't like them. They appear to be the one artificial flavor that they nailed EXACTLY, and that was really off putting to me. It's like they're just candy and not a real fruit.
@StrikeBolteafc
@StrikeBolteafc 9 күн бұрын
Maybe because he has different taste buds from you?
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891
@mitragyninethespeciosa6891 Күн бұрын
His gut bacteria is just so used to his diet that anything else tastes like trash
@pablopengy5734
@pablopengy5734 Күн бұрын
All tastes are acquired except for sugar and salt.
@actavisprime514
@actavisprime514 3 ай бұрын
Fruits were way less intimidating to try than vegetables for me at least. I wanna see this guy try a taste of broccoli than I’ll be impressed.
@thunderwe_ryesiam
@thunderwe_ryesiam Жыл бұрын
IDK why but Asmongold saying fruits are the knockoff version of candies is the most hilarious thing to me
@christophfischer2773
@christophfischer2773 Жыл бұрын
Yes, you do know why: Because it's literally the opposite of reality.
@bacardiratzratz
@bacardiratzratz Жыл бұрын
The most American thing to say honestly
@manonYm1
@manonYm1 Жыл бұрын
shows the twisted mindset and how his reality does not come from the real world.
@rehobalint1100
@rehobalint1100 Жыл бұрын
More like candies are the knockoff version of fruit
@ZephrymWOW
@ZephrymWOW Жыл бұрын
@@bacardiratzratz and thats the most european thing to say honestly
@bullitthead7853
@bullitthead7853 7 ай бұрын
Asmon: "why would anyone eat this?" Also Asmon: "all of my teeth are rotted out"
@Myce
@Myce 6 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@wolfkillgames
@wolfkillgames 6 ай бұрын
I swear, if you read comments on his videos everyone thinks he is some kind of genius for the way he looks at stuff.
@Youtube-Censorship-Police
@Youtube-Censorship-Police 6 ай бұрын
yeah no wonder, if your body lacks vitamine c your bone density will decrease and your teeth will fall out as a result. early seamen had this due to shitty nutrition, it's called scurvy.
@nickchapman3199
@nickchapman3199 6 ай бұрын
​@@wolfkillgames See, it turns out people are a lot more nuanced than "do they eat fruit or not"
@finn800x5
@finn800x5 6 ай бұрын
​@@nickchapman3199 thats bull shit and you know it
@Soba-ud4gp
@Soba-ud4gp 7 күн бұрын
Asmon discovering the avocado seed is like primitive man discovering fire
@marcosmwb8444
@marcosmwb8444 Ай бұрын
His tongue is just broken, unable to feel the fruit's sweet, if he stops eating sugar for a month, he might be able to fix his tongue.
@luke8536
@luke8536 Жыл бұрын
As someone who could eat that whole table full of fruit in probably one sitting, it baffles me that someone could actually dislike fruit
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Жыл бұрын
true
@22boltmagie22
@22boltmagie22 Жыл бұрын
theres vegans and anti vegans nothing wrong with that :p
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Жыл бұрын
@@22boltmagie22 you don't have to be a vegan in order to enjoy fruit
@extremecanary2171
@extremecanary2171 Жыл бұрын
That's a lot of fruit to consume in one sitting though.
@luke8536
@luke8536 Жыл бұрын
@@extremecanary2171 and…?
@MrHand-pv2sf
@MrHand-pv2sf Жыл бұрын
It's always nice to see tribesmen's reaction to food they've never tried before. Next video should be about introducing him to the concept of using water to clean one's hands.
@HarryLLC
@HarryLLC Жыл бұрын
I can hear him now: "Water? I mean like that...that's for drinking. I'm not gonna waste that on my hands, what the fuck? My hands are fine!"
@anomonyous
@anomonyous Жыл бұрын
​@@HarryLLCHe doesn't need to wash his hands, his dick is clean.
@17hildy
@17hildy Жыл бұрын
@@HarryLLC it's nice that you think asmongold has ever tried drinking water before. I believe that asmongold has never actually drunk anything other than some type of soda lmao
@Aserox
@Aserox Жыл бұрын
@harryLLC DRINKING WATER? You mean the stuff that goes in the toilet? Yuck!
@kralexprofill4571
@kralexprofill4571 Жыл бұрын
​@@HarryLLCWater? Like in the toilet? Bronco is what plants crave
@hawleyfromhell
@hawleyfromhell 3 ай бұрын
The meme of the century would be Asmon eating a banana with the peel still on it hahahahhaha
@BesenViech
@BesenViech 2 ай бұрын
Asmongold: Anything that I don't spit out is a C. also Asmongold: Doesn't spit out blueberry... that's a D!
@recoog9074
@recoog9074 7 ай бұрын
watching this from europe is like watching a documentary about aliens
@CharlieKellyEsq
@CharlieKellyEsq 5 ай бұрын
same watching it from the states too tbh. This is just so weird.
@Imbettadenu
@Imbettadenu 5 ай бұрын
@@CharlieKellyEsqespecially the fact he complains about the skin like it’s actual skin or something He doesn’t seem to realize it’s not the same thing and just a term
@landontucker2866
@landontucker2866 5 ай бұрын
Not really a European or American thing. Every country has picky eaters
@spicesmuggler2452
@spicesmuggler2452 5 ай бұрын
​@@landontucker2866Its an american thing since americans consume the most fast food in the world.
@eddyhypnotizer2481
@eddyhypnotizer2481 5 ай бұрын
@@landontucker2866 american detected
@Lucieen
@Lucieen Жыл бұрын
Watching Asmon agonize over red apples and the skin of fruit is like watching an adult toddler. Some of these takes are just wild.
@GLUFSAREN
@GLUFSAREN Жыл бұрын
I mean I would peel them all as well, but I just can't be bothered and eat the skin anyway and much of the nutrients are in the skin as well. But grapes taste better without the skin and so does apples and pears, you just eat it anyway because who can be bothered peeling that shit.
@PCgamer923
@PCgamer923 Жыл бұрын
What I will say about fruit is when I started eating at least one fruit a day on average I stopped having dental issues after age 18, I haven't had to go to the dentist in 12 years. In fact I only have to brush my teeth about once every 1-2 months, usually when I switch my diet a little and don't eat enough fruit. My gums are even more healthy and tight only needing to floss every 2-3 months, usually when I eat some extra tough meat or lots of corn/popcorn. My guess is fruit acids and phytonutrients helps maintain an extremely good balance of bacteria in the mouth. If you suffer from bad breath, eat an apple a day instead of using mouth wash.
@badoem5353
@badoem5353 Жыл бұрын
@@GLUFSAREN kiwi's can eaten whole but like I'm not gonna
@jazzman7842
@jazzman7842 Жыл бұрын
they do taste nicer without though
@Eiszahn
@Eiszahn Жыл бұрын
@@jimutjayadev thats just objectively wrong, even during cooking grapes sometimes get peeled but damn thats a bitch to do i personally dont care about the skin but that doesnt change that you are wrong
@loganjohnson8797
@loganjohnson8797 Ай бұрын
This has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Sat here at 2am watching a man try fruits for the first time life is an amazing thing lol.
@kbroomall
@kbroomall 2 ай бұрын
Yo Asmons face turned purple from all of the vitamins and nutrition
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival
@RayBetterThanEvilCanival 6 ай бұрын
The way Asmongold reacts to eating fruit is how I would react if someone tried to get me to eat insects.
@nathanielscott6159
@nathanielscott6159 5 ай бұрын
Cockroaches go crazy.
@fredfredo219
@fredfredo219 5 ай бұрын
Ive eaten bugs and i didnt react like Alien but its not tasty
@nathanielscott6159
@nathanielscott6159 5 ай бұрын
@@fredfredo219 maggots go sicko
@fossil98
@fossil98 5 ай бұрын
Waiting for McDonald's McBug
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
Why the fuck would you eat that? I'd rather die than to eat shit like that@@fredfredo219
@joakimskurk
@joakimskurk Жыл бұрын
I'm blown away by the fact that Asmon is still alive, based on his diet. 🤯
@marks2807
@marks2807 Жыл бұрын
Or so skinny. I would be like 300+ lbs if I had his diet.
@sash7831
@sash7831 Жыл бұрын
@@marks2807 he only eats like one meal a day. That’s how he stays thin. He’s not healthy though.
@DKuiper87
@DKuiper87 Жыл бұрын
At this point I'm convinced the local fast food places had a meeting and they've been putting vitamin pills in his food or something.
@chrismarsh4575
@chrismarsh4575 Жыл бұрын
It's literally calorie dependent, you could eat anything and be skinny or fat
@beantreats
@beantreats Жыл бұрын
@@chrismarsh4575 also metabolism dependant
@ex0stasis72
@ex0stasis72 2 ай бұрын
12:22 Blueberries are only good by the handful. You've got to go full dive to experience it to appreciate it.
@JH-fk8ow
@JH-fk8ow 2 ай бұрын
those highbush blueberries are really mild tasting, you dont know what blueberry is untill you eat the wild scandinavian variety, its like 5 times more healthy and tasty also it stains everything because it has so much color in it.
@TheHeavyModd
@TheHeavyModd 2 ай бұрын
​@@JH-fk8owby "wild scandinavian variety" I assume you mean the much smaller forest blueberries? We have them over here in Finland, much more sour and acidic. I like them but I actually much prefer the large tart bush blueberries, as long as they are of good quality of course
@NotASummoner
@NotASummoner Ай бұрын
​@@TheHeavyModd Billberry is the name of them. Blueberries pretty much just taste like sugar, that's why you need multiple blueberries to get some blueberry taste. Billberries have a lot of taste but less sugar, tastes way different and way better imo.
@bans5
@bans5 Ай бұрын
They fucked up on the blueberries for sure. They had the right idea to cut them open but you can see the one he had was clear color inside. They should literally should be a dark, dark blue for the sweet blueberry taste that's in all artificial foods. I for the longest time thought blueberries were nasty till I had a mushy one and realized that means it's perfect.
@infinitefretboard
@infinitefretboard 2 ай бұрын
How much do you wanna bet Asmon still has that pineapple somewhere within the clutter of his house?
@brettrichardson7924
@brettrichardson7924 Жыл бұрын
his dad calling mid stream to roast him about enjoying fruit as as a kid is so cute.
@huxflux1513
@huxflux1513 Жыл бұрын
do you remember eating a piece of fruit 25 years ago? :P
@MrCipasa
@MrCipasa Жыл бұрын
@@huxflux1513 yes
@bigboipeepee
@bigboipeepee Жыл бұрын
@@huxflux1513 yes
@rastermeister8012
@rastermeister8012 Жыл бұрын
@@huxflux1513 YES
@marquisstevenson7036
@marquisstevenson7036 Жыл бұрын
@@huxflux1513 dam where was that question going again 😂
@falconepawnch9659
@falconepawnch9659 Жыл бұрын
Asmon: Explains that people who eat pulp of fruit are devolved humans Also Asmon: Has rotted teeth from all of the sugar and fastfood he eats
@loganlaslo2098
@loganlaslo2098 Жыл бұрын
No wonder this man likes the citrus, my man got scurvy
@Juan-xn8ef
@Juan-xn8ef Жыл бұрын
@@loganlaslo2098 He drinks fanta though
@kimbirdsong2103
@kimbirdsong2103 Жыл бұрын
I’m sure he’s got clogged arteries, liver problems, kidney issues. Totally vitamin deficient, every vitamin
@nevastaeyurre3165
@nevastaeyurre3165 Жыл бұрын
@@kimbirdsong2103 nope he doesn;t
@kimbirdsong2103
@kimbirdsong2103 Жыл бұрын
@@nevastaeyurre3165 he doesn’t even know that so how would you? Lmao
@lordyasha5944
@lordyasha5944 2 ай бұрын
How asmon reacted to the avocado seed was like when the high asf guys start watching their hands
@Mr.Leeoh11
@Mr.Leeoh11 6 күн бұрын
Lol
@Capybarainahumansuit
@Capybarainahumansuit 10 күн бұрын
12:12 I live my life by one simple rule.... if it's green it's bad if it's blue it's good.
@CreativityCurve
@CreativityCurve Жыл бұрын
The way Asmon zones out and puts his hand over his face after every bite like someone just informed him of the death of a loved one or something is just amazing. Man is over here having an existential crisis over little pieces of fruit.
@YuProducciones
@YuProducciones Жыл бұрын
for real...
@xcorr77
@xcorr77 Жыл бұрын
Fruit is like nature's candy and bro is acting like they fished food out of a dumpster.
@ananiashard9466
@ananiashard9466 Жыл бұрын
@@xcorr77 nah, they are nothing like a candy
@NovelPhoinix
@NovelPhoinix Жыл бұрын
​@@ananiashard9466 Fruits are far better 😂
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
I tell you what. Don't ever eat candy and only eat fruits. You will be surprised how much that will improve your life. I didn't have anything containing artificial sugar in over 3 years. You won't miss it@@ananiashard9466
@youraveragepotato9411
@youraveragepotato9411 Жыл бұрын
There is no way Asmongold is a real human being Edit: I actually just ate a banana out of spite
@dhLotan
@dhLotan Жыл бұрын
He's not even the only person like this. I'm probably his clone but I drink regular coke. I think he drinks Dr. P most of the time. The main difference is I actually buy fruits and veggies so my cart isn't full of only junk food. Then they all go bad and I throw them away. Buying them doesn't make me want to eat them.
@dhLotan
@dhLotan Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I was at a party that had a fruit tray and I asked about if grapes had seeds I had to remove and people were confused. He's definitely not the only person who doesn't eat fruits and I'm in my 30s hahahah
@effjesse_
@effjesse_ Жыл бұрын
Lol I like the edit.
@cloudyshades8983
@cloudyshades8983 Жыл бұрын
@@dhLotan bruh and then I have to see you at my work to inject you with insulin 🙃
@r3yndria
@r3yndria Жыл бұрын
Its ok Asmon, dont let people bully you...SweetAnita doesnt like bananas either. 😉
@ComfyMarius
@ComfyMarius 19 сағат бұрын
I swear this stream had to have been performance art for my sanity. There's just no way.
@zactavis6330
@zactavis6330 3 ай бұрын
Bro is getting vitamins for the first in his life
@tabbycrumch3062
@tabbycrumch3062 8 ай бұрын
i can never tell if Asmon is reaching insane NEET levels or if this is just PEAK character acting. he's so interesting in that way.
@GNMbg
@GNMbg 8 ай бұрын
he is not being serious and its pretty obvious
@Thrandd
@Thrandd 7 ай бұрын
@@GNMbg Bro with the way he lives hes insane levels of NEET, its actually insane. Hardly leaves his house and lives quite unhealthily, I'm sure it will catch up to him in the next ten years. Dude has cockroaches in his bedroom :S
@gknucklez
@gknucklez 7 ай бұрын
@@GNMbg Hard disagree. At first I thought this can't be real, but I know that people can be hyper sensitiv to texture. I am not sure about the avocado bit, there he might be fucking with us, but the way his friends are reacting and always test to give him the best experience possible is what eventually convinced me.
@mr.someone5679
@mr.someone5679 7 ай бұрын
@@GNMbg yeah i also thought that, plus there is no way you haven't at least tried fruit your whole life right? It's like at some point in your life you want to experince eating new types of food.
@martinsch
@martinsch 7 ай бұрын
@@gknucklez Overall, Asmon is playing an exaggeration of himself. Of course there is some truth to it, but he very obviously already knew that he would rate lemon above all else, because it's hilarious.
@kavertx9167
@kavertx9167 Жыл бұрын
Asmon is like the muffin man. Built by sugar and it's magic that holds him together.
@ThePersia450
@ThePersia450 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment tbh 🤣
@olfan92
@olfan92 Жыл бұрын
Asmon is a wizard disguised as a warrior.
@johnmagus6341
@johnmagus6341 Жыл бұрын
This is the best and most accurate description that I've ever heard.
@faultline3936
@faultline3936 Жыл бұрын
Did someone say, THE MUFFIN MAN?
@bevrosity
@bevrosity Жыл бұрын
ahahahaha thanks for the hearty laugh
@Hilltopperpete
@Hilltopperpete 2 ай бұрын
"I've never been sad eating a gummy bear." 4:55
@rjaybruhh
@rjaybruhh 3 ай бұрын
*_“Majestic creature its fruits for the first time.”_*
@zen1258
@zen1258 Жыл бұрын
Asmon really lives on another planet compared to us. To the point that I have a hard time believing he isn't acting.
@chiefkickemhard1238
@chiefkickemhard1238 Жыл бұрын
Dude is actually the most successful loser ever haha
@Chilipotamus
@Chilipotamus Жыл бұрын
Legit I can't tell if this is just brilliant physical character acting or if Asmon is just the most peculiar man in history
@TWHowl
@TWHowl Жыл бұрын
The on camera personality reacting to the decay is different than the real one, if that’s what you mean.
@theprophet2444
@theprophet2444 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he's acting he's even getting red having to swallow and chew on some of these fruits. He's a very picky eater for sure, maybe even a supertaster they are known for having problems with many different foods because they taste them much more intensely than normal people do. Out of all of the fruits there I would say Cantaloupe is the worst by far, they should have bought him some honey melon instead.
@Boc3hM3hj3
@Boc3hM3hj3 Жыл бұрын
Content is king.
@ax7160
@ax7160 11 ай бұрын
Idk if it’s more sad or frustrating that this grown man had to mentally gear himself up to eat an apple.
@bertenz959
@bertenz959 8 ай бұрын
Its pathetic.
@mtsds7801
@mtsds7801 8 ай бұрын
It's funny
@OntarioGuy430
@OntarioGuy430 8 ай бұрын
@@bertenz959 It makes me question why I actually watch his videos - I feel like I should be disappointed in myself for agreeing with a lot of his opinions in videos.
@serspifz5149
@serspifz5149 8 ай бұрын
because he doesnt eat fruit...?@@OntarioGuy430
@zZeroheart
@zZeroheart 8 ай бұрын
@@OntarioGuy430 But you shouldn't judge an opinion based on what someone eats or what their habits are (unless the opinion is about one of these specific topics). Asmon's life style shouldn't be idolized, but that doesn't mean his opinions are worth less in general. Obviously, Asmon's view on food should not set an example. But think for yourself if his opinions on certain topics have merit to them or not.
@AznagPT
@AznagPT Ай бұрын
1:43 you can tell asmon is nervous when he goes into full Texas Mode 🤣
@psykunai6964
@psykunai6964 Ай бұрын
Emiru: "That's huugeee" it's like catching a champion overstepping in league
@throgmortonartstudio2402
@throgmortonartstudio2402 Жыл бұрын
It is really an amazing thing this guy managed to turn World of Warcraft into a career. It's almost as if you were to ask a 2 year old, "what do you want to do with your life?" they would say, "play video games and eat candy" you would wave your hand and poof: you have asmongold. He is kind of like a unicorn in that way.
@TWHowl
@TWHowl Жыл бұрын
There can only be one. The unicorn. We’ve chosen a bald unicorn. We support him so he can live this life for us all, and for that sin he must be malding
@indyz4329
@indyz4329 11 ай бұрын
@@TWHowl 😭😭😭
@LeadBellyLuffy
@LeadBellyLuffy Жыл бұрын
This feels less like a taste test and more like an intervention
@artavenuebln
@artavenuebln 10 ай бұрын
hahahahhaah
@tylersilva5387
@tylersilva5387 9 ай бұрын
Ha
@janmischa5750
@janmischa5750 16 күн бұрын
As a european you might think this is the weirdest thing ever but then you realize the guys trying to convince him of avocado gave him avocado without lime and salt
@MrG7876
@MrG7876 2 ай бұрын
The cantelope made him seem depressed.
@pootispants
@pootispants 10 ай бұрын
It's hilarious to watch Asmon barely choke down what most of us would consider a natural candy or treat.
@hotdonuts2280
@hotdonuts2280 8 ай бұрын
if you pay attention to the texture its actually pretty disgusting and not worth it for the minimal flavor you get
@p1tz0n16
@p1tz0n16 8 ай бұрын
@@hotdonuts2280 yeah okay, keep eating your fucking cheeseburgers.
@JH4RPlp
@JH4RPlp 8 ай бұрын
imagine him trying to eat vegetables. prob would need a 5 gallon bucket next to him
@kkarall5060
@kkarall5060 8 ай бұрын
@@hotdonuts2280 some fresh fruits when perfectly ripe are like the most delicious things you can eat. Especially on a hot day
@Jacobtheunwise
@Jacobtheunwise 8 ай бұрын
​@@kkarall5060debatable
@sarahchan-reeves8829
@sarahchan-reeves8829 Жыл бұрын
Emi has been so good for OTK 👏🏻 No one can deny the awesome effect Emi has had on Asmon. Eating fruit, dressing up as the nurse waifu, got him out of the house (even if it was just to film her as Princess). She's OTK's very own miracle worker 👌🏻🥰💕💕💕
@marilenalatifi1600
@marilenalatifi1600 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment. I think she's probably a force for a lot of good cultural changes within the org that we don't immediately see, too.
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST Жыл бұрын
She's the only female streamer in the org, and damn it she's really pulling her weight more than the guys to better the org from the inside.
@awk-irl
@awk-irl Жыл бұрын
@@SeanSMST no she aint, w/ about extraemily
@SeanSMST
@SeanSMST Жыл бұрын
@@awk-irl oh right, well until recently she was the only one officially. Point still stands
@hooligan.hernan
@hooligan.hernan Жыл бұрын
I would love to see him cut his sugar intake for a week and retry the fruits, I think he’s over stimulating his sense to sugar by drinking soda. But still awesome that he tried all of theses! GGs!
@CrimsonSnoipah
@CrimsonSnoipah Ай бұрын
Dude HAS to be trolling lolll
@Alucardd-tt8eb
@Alucardd-tt8eb 2 ай бұрын
I came here from the sodapoppin soda pop tier list video. I cannot believe this man has gone 30+ years never eating fruit. My diet isn't anything to be proud of, but even I have fruits that I love. Kiwis, oranges, apples and strawberries are all really great!
@andrecharlesaquino2397
@andrecharlesaquino2397 Жыл бұрын
Such a successful guy, large fan base, great circle of friends, really cool content but man you can’t lie this dude was the man child your parents were hoping you weren’t gonna become. It doesn’t hurt to eat healthy like maybe once a week
@Meestaseesta
@Meestaseesta Жыл бұрын
It's just for content mayne.
@mariozenarju6461
@mariozenarju6461 Жыл бұрын
@@Meestaseesta Nope, he actually is like that. Tried to eat a salad once, almost died
@knuckles543
@knuckles543 Жыл бұрын
@@mariozenarju6461 someone should encourage him to drink fruit smoothies i barely eat fruit myself (very picky tastebuds around fruit), so i can only eat certain apples and red grapes without literally gagging however, by drinking it? i can add oranges raspberries cranberries lemons limes watermelons peaches basically it expanded how much i can intake, so i i want to feel healthy i can buy a fruit drink from the shops
@hiii7681
@hiii7681 Жыл бұрын
he's a man child because he doesn't like healthy food? tf?
@SahilKumar-lm3fy
@SahilKumar-lm3fy Жыл бұрын
@@mariozenarju6461 thats the character asmongold not real zack
@HotDogSlayer
@HotDogSlayer Жыл бұрын
Him constantly reassuring chat that he’ll survive is so funny. Like yeah no one was worried about the fruit but you
@Ivelio1
@Ivelio1 3 ай бұрын
It's like technobarbarian tasting non-processed food for the first time in his life after he went back in time ten thousand years.
@luiscasionan609
@luiscasionan609 28 күн бұрын
why does he suddenly sound like sheldon cooper half way through the video hahaha
@sox-beromon5681
@sox-beromon5681 Жыл бұрын
After seeing this we need to have him try limes, pomegranates and pineapples. He seems to really like citrus
@naejimba
@naejimba Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing; except with pomegranates apparently the seeds might be a deal breaker. The JUICE I think he would like though. =)
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Жыл бұрын
I think you misspelled grape fruit and pummelo Pomegranate and pineapple ain't citrus
@TripleBeamDreamin
@TripleBeamDreamin Жыл бұрын
Fuck man, spoilers
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Жыл бұрын
@@TripleBeamDreamin you walk a dangerous path reading comments before watching
@NatureNorthwest
@NatureNorthwest Жыл бұрын
@@lettuce1626 pineapple is total citrus what crack you smokin.
@dylanfitzpatrick9423
@dylanfitzpatrick9423 Жыл бұрын
Asmon is the type of guy to turn down devil fruit powers because he won’t bite the fruit.
@johannesstephanusroos4969
@johannesstephanusroos4969 Жыл бұрын
Gomu gomu no...oh mah gahh
@Cha0s13erry
@Cha0s13erry Жыл бұрын
Not to mention, devil fruits taste horrible lol
@adjithwk257
@adjithwk257 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and if its got skin on it, it's double no and straight in the trash
@golduckroger
@golduckroger Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Kressark
@Kressark Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@The_Dying_Rose
@The_Dying_Rose Күн бұрын
He reminds me of one of my favorite fictional characters, Rancid Crabtree from Patrick McManus's short stories of his youth. He was an old man who lived in a shack on top of a mountian and never worked, never bathed, never ate healthy foods and yet had never been sick in his life. The crust that had built up from no baths formed a protective layer from illness. His body adapted to his way of life
@herbert42069
@herbert42069 Ай бұрын
28:05 " yeah I got some ice cream on this shirt like 2 days ago "
@bigjoe8934
@bigjoe8934 Жыл бұрын
this is why its important to make your kids try different foods.
@sergiopepe2210
@sergiopepe2210 Жыл бұрын
@Jocko Johnson I'm so jealous of you
@steviegreenthumb4720
@steviegreenthumb4720 Жыл бұрын
ay bruh his dad called mid stream tellin him how he used to love fruits as a kid this aint on his parents lmao
@chadgarrett6947
@chadgarrett6947 Жыл бұрын
@@jockojohnson4937 Hahaha I legit thought the same thing! My grandparents had a garden and I had similar experience! Watching Asmon was like wooooow it's like watching someone from another planet come to earth and trying the plants lol
@laylachristina5605
@laylachristina5605 Жыл бұрын
I don't know, fruit are very different from country to country, I have a feeling that maybe just like Emiru said, fruit on Texas are not good.
@Shaved_Bunny
@Shaved_Bunny Жыл бұрын
This is not entirely true. I have 3 sons and the middle one is really picky, and I did everything the same as I did with my other kids. Things are more complicated when it comes to this kinda weird picky eating habit. People will only say "you should do this and that when they are kids" bla bla, and it mostly comes from people who doesnt have kids lmao.
@mikehancho7172
@mikehancho7172 Жыл бұрын
yo i absolutely lost my shit when emiru was explaining people feel like shit normally after eating fast food and the way asmond goes "why?..." it was fucking golden lmaoooo
@marcelo20xxxx
@marcelo20xxxx Жыл бұрын
I feel like shit after eating fast food, so I don't do that too often, the reason is pretty obvious...
@drayman101
@drayman101 Жыл бұрын
Here's the thing tho... the more regularly you eat fast food, the less it affects you in that way. The reason for it (I think) is mostly due to it being WAY more sodium than your body is used to consuming at one time, so your system rejects the food... hence you feeling sick afterward. I used to eat fast food semi-regularly and it didn't really affect me much after I got used to it; but before and since then, I can't eat fast food without feeling sick for the rest of the day.
@hellfire5108
@hellfire5108 Ай бұрын
This is like an alien trying Earth's food.
@Joni_Tarvainen
@Joni_Tarvainen Жыл бұрын
Never thought I’d watch an hour video of man eating fruits. It’s just mindblowing to even imagine that Asmon has managed to live with 2$ steaks and Taco Bell as long as he has. Even more mindblowing is how he doesn’t even know what fruits taste like 👀
@themasterofspeed1
@themasterofspeed1 Жыл бұрын
I’m shook watching this
@Volyren
@Volyren Жыл бұрын
I'm still mad that grapes don't taste like grape soda. Its alright, though. If you eat tide pods, they taste more like grape soda.
@imesanator3819
@imesanator3819 Жыл бұрын
* Texas *
@BrunoJaureguiMusic
@BrunoJaureguiMusic Жыл бұрын
I didn't notice it was one hour until now
@mardingames14
@mardingames14 Жыл бұрын
Satire
@noxanguis8130
@noxanguis8130 Ай бұрын
My favorite part is always when Asmondad calls him in the middle of the stream :D
@PsyJoeTV
@PsyJoeTV 6 күн бұрын
I just love Tectone's reactions throughout. *Head down* "Yeah we fucked up..... We fucked up...."
@Skoomajuice
@Skoomajuice 4 ай бұрын
I love how invested Tec is. Watching his heart drop when Asmon really doesn't like one is fucking hilarious.
@mattmiller786
@mattmiller786 2 ай бұрын
Tec is… something. I’m never seen someone be more factually wrong about a topic this much while speaking from a position of authority. It truly is something special.
@rosstucker4301
@rosstucker4301 Жыл бұрын
I think leaving pineapple out was a huge miss. The way he enjoys sour and strong flavors I think he would like it.
@el_mal_de_ojo
@el_mal_de_ojo 9 ай бұрын
Factual comment.
@glossyncap
@glossyncap 9 ай бұрын
i was thinking that the whole video, he would have absolutely lovedddd it
@NoNameOrLife
@NoNameOrLife 9 ай бұрын
put pineapple in and of itself is disgusting
@este_marco
@este_marco 8 ай бұрын
but he doesn't like fibers i feel like, so that's almost all fruits
@sampedro9316
@sampedro9316 8 ай бұрын
Too wet. He only likes dry foods like beef jerky.
@NoodleBoy26
@NoodleBoy26 21 күн бұрын
How is bro alive till date. Convinced he's a cyborg running on G-Fuel now
@aaronjustice2566
@aaronjustice2566 Күн бұрын
"luckily there are people in the world that are dumb enough to like watermelon." Who Asmongold? What people?
@OMGPezii
@OMGPezii Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe he is not just in character for this
@debugden9172
@debugden9172 Жыл бұрын
You'd be insane to think otherwise.
@FuranA7x
@FuranA7x Жыл бұрын
If it's not a character its pretty cringe ngl
@PARISONFIRE
@PARISONFIRE Жыл бұрын
he for sure is this is ridiculous
@TheBecke1983
@TheBecke1983 Жыл бұрын
He might be, but for me it was with vegetables for years because of a unhealthy diet, I had gag reflex trying to tasting them. After I stopped eating like garbage every day, and went back to a normal diet my gag reflex for vegetables also went away. Now I can eat them again.
@Timmy2by4
@Timmy2by4 Жыл бұрын
He might just be really sensitive to textures. He consumes so much sugar everyday there’s no way fruits which are 100% sugar make him gag
@WarauTR
@WarauTR Жыл бұрын
Bless Emiru for being so patient with Asmon
@regencyrow1867
@regencyrow1867 Жыл бұрын
He is definately hard work.
@davguev
@davguev Жыл бұрын
@@regencyrow1867 Definitely*
@SnorrioK
@SnorrioK Жыл бұрын
She'll be a great mom if she ever decides to.
@tack3411
@tack3411 Жыл бұрын
He literally does a persona bro
@wolfmars3739
@wolfmars3739 7 күн бұрын
I want a KZfaq dietitian to make a response video where they scientifically analyze how Asmongold is even alive
@Rammbukk
@Rammbukk 24 күн бұрын
"Travel the path of the most resistance and it gives you vitamins and shit" -Tectone, 2023
@inkrot
@inkrot Жыл бұрын
How tf is asmon's blood not coagulated and even able to pass through his veins? Bro this was amazing and depressing at the same time. I can't even imagine life without these fruits. Heck I buy a fruit bowl every friday when I have a night job.
@debugden9172
@debugden9172 Жыл бұрын
Because it's a character lol
@wooshbait36
@wooshbait36 Жыл бұрын
You really believe he never tried any of these fruits? So gullible
@GameoftheYear-fx4mq
@GameoftheYear-fx4mq Жыл бұрын
He's playing a persona, he's had most of the common fruits in fruit salads and his favorite is mango slices with vanilla greek yogurt.
@lumonade7408
@lumonade7408 Жыл бұрын
@@wooshbait36 have you ever seen this mans desk? have you seen this mans diet? if anything, the most believeable thing about him would be that he never tried fruit before.
@karlios1728
@karlios1728 Жыл бұрын
@@wooshbait36 ye i hope people aren't actually that stupid i remember when he first mentioned never having fruit years ago instantly i knew it was some bullshit
@Nemomain
@Nemomain Жыл бұрын
Asmon is generally speaking a pretty smart guy. Imagine what he could be if he didnt eat like the Toxic Avenger.
@RPGFolks
@RPGFolks Жыл бұрын
the Toxic Avenger! lmao haven't heard that name in awhile
@komo4924
@komo4924 Жыл бұрын
You say that but every time I see videos or clips of him his iq doesn’t seem to be higher than like a freshman if even
@sentakatsuki
@sentakatsuki Жыл бұрын
@@komo4924true
@bas_ee
@bas_ee Жыл бұрын
@@komo4924 Shut up weeb
@mattshelton7423
@mattshelton7423 Жыл бұрын
@@komo4924 he’s like a college freshman who took a fat bong rip and decided he knew enough and dropped out before sophomore year 😂
@Pyle
@Pyle 19 күн бұрын
I love how honest he is. No filter
@Lusterburn
@Lusterburn 2 ай бұрын
The AMC for twelve seasons crack fucking destroyed me 🤣
@etmist
@etmist Жыл бұрын
I would absolutely devour everything on that table this man is insane
@xenonmob
@xenonmob Жыл бұрын
it’s scripted. he obviously has no problem eating any of it.
@yuppers4460
@yuppers4460 Жыл бұрын
@@xenonmob no deadass I’ve meet people like him who would never eat any fruit or vegetables 💀 but somehow seem mostly fine it’s insane. My own brother is the same way, he’s gotten better over the years and eats some vegetables like potatoes and corn but he will absolutely never eat a salad
@syodios1182
@syodios1182 Жыл бұрын
@@xenonmob I believe it's an american thing. I have met americans that refuse to eat veggies, anything that's green, and fruit. Pathetic. lmao
@seaneckhart9914
@seaneckhart9914 Жыл бұрын
I would devour Emiru
@anoceanbetweenus89
@anoceanbetweenus89 Жыл бұрын
@@xenonmob if you knew asmongold, you’d know it’s not scripted lol
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Жыл бұрын
Asmon's reactions are so extreme, I would have thought he is faking this except for Emi's expressions where she can't help laughing at the shear absurdity of it all. 🤣
@christophfischer2773
@christophfischer2773 Жыл бұрын
That just means he's good at improv. When he just went "ah yes, lemon is a good fruit" all my suspension of disbelief went out the window. Flinching at lemon is literally a pain reaction. There is no fucking way anyone who is unprepared just gobbles that shit down.
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Жыл бұрын
​@@christophfischer2773 Not necessarily. I have always been able to eat lemons like other ppl eat oranges and they taste delicious to me (except they give me heartburn if I eat a lot). But I shudder at strong berry flavors like raspberry, blueberry and blackberry. As a matter of fact, my own fruit tier list is virtually identical to Asmon's, which shocked me, because I've never heard of anyone with the same strange taste I have in fruits, before. Now I'm thinking maybe people can have some rare genetic mutation in their taste buds that causes it, similar to the way some people like cilantro and others think it tastes like soap.
@sportsentertained
@sportsentertained Жыл бұрын
@@originaldarkwater Cilantro does taste like soap, it's delicious.
@originaldarkwater
@originaldarkwater Жыл бұрын
@@sportsentertained You're that guy who started the Tide pod trend, aren't you? 😏
@finnafishfl
@finnafishfl Жыл бұрын
@@christophfischer2773 True, but the no teeth ads credibility to his position. I think you're right and it was my initial thoughts too.
@asta_steam7944
@asta_steam7944 2 ай бұрын
15:23 Blue raspberry is just normal raspberry flavor, its called Blue raspberry bc the color that raspberries are (red) is usually taken by cherry, watermelon or strawberry, so people just decided to make raspberry flavored ones blue
@lumber6322
@lumber6322 16 күн бұрын
A universe where asmon eats fruit, veggies, and has a clean house is a universe where world peace and free housing exist.
@lettuce1626
@lettuce1626 Жыл бұрын
I’m judging him so hard right now Good for Emiru and Techrone for being respectful the whole time I could not
@calebreed2376
@calebreed2376 Жыл бұрын
Your just jealous because he’d put u in the trash along with tomato lol
@mihaimercenarul7467
@mihaimercenarul7467 Жыл бұрын
@@calebreed2376 damn, so this is his fanbase, it's sadder than he is
@Thiefwriter
@Thiefwriter Жыл бұрын
@@mihaimercenarul7467 Are you dumb? It's a joke because the other dude's username is lettuce.
@BurndinatorLP
@BurndinatorLP Жыл бұрын
@@mihaimercenarul7467 the commenter's name is Lettuce. Asmon has taken a bite of a salad as a donation goal in the past and claimed it was the worst thing he'd ever eaten.
@Broockle
@Broockle Жыл бұрын
what's even the point of judging him We just gotta make sure no one else grows up into this 😆 He's a product of his environment.
@holychiodos
@holychiodos Жыл бұрын
It actually blows my mind how intelligent and well spoken Asmon can be, yet he doesn't take care of his teeth or body at all.
@Dracos210
@Dracos210 Жыл бұрын
Intelligence and hygiene is entirely two different things to be fair i used to living quite a healthy life when i didnt take care of my body and i got all the problems and sickness when i started to eating healthy and trying to live healthy quite a paradox
@Beeeerj
@Beeeerj Жыл бұрын
@@Dracos210that makes absolutely no sense.
@Dracos210
@Dracos210 Жыл бұрын
@@Beeeerj Yea i don't understand it either it just how things worked so yea...if you feel great eating fast foods dont change that due to social pressure or anything is what my advice is, eating healthy doesn't always mean you will be
@Beeeerj
@Beeeerj Жыл бұрын
@@Dracos210 bruh, it’s just your body getting used to actual good foods. Eating fast food non stop will just make your body break down at the age of 60 or earlier. Just keep eating healthy. It’ll start to be better after a while.
@kiiturii
@kiiturii Жыл бұрын
@@Dracos210 dumbest thing I've ever read
@HammerHead1507
@HammerHead1507 2 күн бұрын
Asmond seems like such a chill guy to hang around, hes brilliant
@andrice42
@andrice42 Ай бұрын
As a kid I used to peel the grapes with my teeth and put them back in a bowl and enjoy them after peeling enough to fill the bowl. I still ate the sour skin, but they definitely hit better when they are peeled. Asmon would probably love peeled grapes.
@sambuck8710
@sambuck8710 Жыл бұрын
Getting asmongold to judge fruit is like getting a toddler to judge alcohol
@somedopemojo43
@somedopemojo43 7 ай бұрын
"U know wat I got? Taco Bell, my mom took me to Taco Bell" It starts with the parents
@lad4830
@lad4830 5 ай бұрын
He's 34 not 14 So putting that on parent's is invalid. You need to discover things by yourself for yourself.
@Kanto33
@Kanto33 5 ай бұрын
Yeah that's likely the origin of his dislike for fruit never really growing up with it. His dad did say his mom fed him frozen strawberries when he was a baby but maybe as he grew older he was no longer introduced to fruits.
@dertyp3463
@dertyp3463 4 ай бұрын
@@lad4830 these things can shape you long into adulthood
@lad4830
@lad4830 4 ай бұрын
@@dertyp3463 No, not really. I was eating 6-10 times a day as a kid, candies, cola, choclate and all kinds of shit. At 14 I was 265 pounds / 120kg and I said fuck that. Didn't have a single piece of chocolate or anything with sugar inclusing sodas since then. I'm 22 now and as healthy as one can be.
@dertyp3463
@dertyp3463 4 ай бұрын
@@lad4830 emphasis on 'can'
@UncleeDaddyy
@UncleeDaddyy 28 күн бұрын
my guy chewed on that grape for a solid minute or two xD
@GolfcuBebe
@GolfcuBebe 3 ай бұрын
Asmon is literally the content god. Like no one other than him could make a stream spending the entire day eating fruits and reacting to them.
@Acrylescent
@Acrylescent 8 ай бұрын
Tectone using game terminology to explain fruits to Asmond is the most on brand thing about this.
@knowledge_leaf
@knowledge_leaf Жыл бұрын
It's really the intensity of the fruit. The stuff Asmond normally has is Super overloaded with sugars and acids and stuff, so of course anything else to the pallete is just gonna express the weak, bland, and bitter, parts of the fruits, cause the pallete has already been so desensitized to the sweets and sours and such.
@nirfz
@nirfz Жыл бұрын
I am more surprised about his problem with the textures of the fruits! (and that he disliked a nectarine, never seen anybondy not liking the taste of nectarines before) There was a study some time ago that people like food better if it incorporates more than one texture in one bite. A prime example would be a cake. With the dough, filling, maybe fruit and a topping and maybe even with whipped cream. Even a lot of sweets tend to have different textures in one bite. Fried food that was dunked in some dough before...
@orbrat212
@orbrat212 Жыл бұрын
I think this is the reason people hate Lacroix so much as well... When you're on a diet of more mild, subtle flavors and you cut out junk food and large amounts of sugary fruits, lacroix and other sparkling water taste just as strong as regular soda
@brownian29
@brownian29 Жыл бұрын
@@orbrat212 I haven’t heard the hate on Lacroix honestly, and I had to change my soda drinking habits from 1-2 Coke cans a day to either diet soda or seltzer/sparkling water (I am a late onset Type 1 Diabetic) 🤷🏻‍♀️. I didn’t like plain seltzer right away though, I had to pick a flavored one.
@shanks2872
@shanks2872 Жыл бұрын
​@@nirfz I actually like every single fruit except for nectarines (and I've tried stuff like durian)
@DeputyFish
@DeputyFish Жыл бұрын
you kinda forget that fruit is loaded with so much sugar, its why most people dont see fruit as very healthy. an apple contains 21 grams of sugar. thats like 30% of a coke people think the sugars in them are different but they really arent im someone who drinks way to much pop. and i absolutely love fruit. bananas apples grapes oranges especially
@drewv1747
@drewv1747 13 сағат бұрын
How has he tried the candy and soda version of every fruit but not the actual fruit? And he isn’t obese.
@moshimoshi533
@moshimoshi533 2 ай бұрын
asmon's tastebuds have been shocked by all the overpowered sugar and processing that natural foods taste wrong to him.
@verum117
@verum117 10 ай бұрын
I can just imagine his body like "Holy shit he's actually feeding us nutrient rich food"
@shellderp
@shellderp 8 ай бұрын
name a nutrient in fruit other than vitamin c
@fluentfaster9657
@fluentfaster9657 8 ай бұрын
calcium, magnesium, potassium... get your head out of your ass @@shellderp
@musclemommyenjoyer
@musclemommyenjoyer 8 ай бұрын
clown@@shellderp
@HelgeM1407
@HelgeM1407 8 ай бұрын
@@shellderp Lmao. Vitamin A, vitamin E, magnesium, zinc, phosphorous, folic acid, potassium, calcium, iron just to name a few.
@doublevendetta
@doublevendetta 7 ай бұрын
​​@@shellderpthis has GOT to be a troll, right? Like, just the most IMMEDIATELY obvious answer, even if you know next to nothing else about food and its makeup, is that bananas are a fantastic source of potassium. Which yes, is a nutrient that is absolutely critical to your function as a stable human being.
@JonSudano
@JonSudano Жыл бұрын
Blueberries are just nature's Gushers
@nah4215
@nah4215 Жыл бұрын
Hey now, you’re a rockstar
@ChromePyramid
@ChromePyramid Жыл бұрын
Then there's like a few warheads hidden in there
@crackazack510
@crackazack510 Жыл бұрын
Lol...nah, but have you had those cotton candy grapes though?? Holy f"#k those are like candy! Lol
@crackazack510
@crackazack510 Жыл бұрын
​@@ChromePyramid lol
@TheBeastsHere
@TheBeastsHere Жыл бұрын
Yeah Blueberries are probably one o the most horrible fruits along with lemons, pomegranate or however its spelt.
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