I like how Damien calls *everyone* "chief" Edit: like how so many people are replying now, I've gathered a community of chiefs
@Pringleworm2 жыл бұрын
Hi welcome SKIRY
@Stray_Cat8672 жыл бұрын
Ok bye
@ItsJustAGuy2 жыл бұрын
It's a nice gender neutral term, plus it sounds rad
@theoguncleslappy91502 жыл бұрын
He's the best Emkay protagonist
@SkiryTheRat2 жыл бұрын
@@theoguncleslappy9150 he is 😂
@RianLyons2 жыл бұрын
I actually encountered a toilet on a high platform with stairs leading to it in the wild recently. I desperately needed a bathroom and my partner stopped at the first gas station we happened upon. I go in the convenience store, ask if they have a bathroom and head that way. At this point I should mention that because of a catastrophic foot wound I’m virtually wheelchair bound and only allowed to walk when it’s ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. It was DEFINITELY necessary. Those stairs were steep as Hell, but I was a person on a mission. Getting down was abso-fucking-lutely terrifying but when you gotta go, you gotta go. Next time, if I ever have to stop there again, I’m shitting on the floor and telling them to cry over the ADA about it.
@The_D_Max2 жыл бұрын
The joke might not be funny, but Damian’s laughter WILL make it funny
@XLGamer-sc6jc9 ай бұрын
HAHAHAHA SO TRUE BRO
@-_Nifi_-8 ай бұрын
True words from The_D_Max
@anniesdrawings65782 жыл бұрын
54:18 when Lexi said “cars aren’t like children” I legit thought she meant that she cuts children in half and tows them around, I… I’m sorry
@vidmaykr84582 жыл бұрын
its a he?
@anniesdrawings65782 жыл бұрын
@@vidmaykr8458 pretty sure Lexi goes by she/her pronouns, at least last I checked
@anniesdrawings65782 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just checked on her KZfaq channel, she’s trans
@Iisho2 жыл бұрын
@@anniesdrawings6578 I was wondering! Glad I found your comment, I've been calling her by they/them pronouns in my head cause I wasnt sure ^^
@neongriffyn2 жыл бұрын
@@vidmaykr8458 yeah, Lexi is going by she/her pronouns at least at the moment, and even if she wasn't comments like that can be offensive
@ravidninja2 жыл бұрын
Did zach just call a face hugger from Alien a head crab from half life?!! I AM ASHAMED OF YOU SIR!!
@Violet-Storm2 жыл бұрын
Same. I instantly felt ancient as the sands of the earth. I have seen too much. The decades are multiplying.
@CASA-dy4vs Жыл бұрын
Well it’s not as yellowish as a facehugger but it’s almost the same colour and without the tail it kinda looks like one
@MrMonarch212 Жыл бұрын
you mean Did Zach just call a head crab from half life a face hugger from alien.
@cmmpr111Ай бұрын
@@CASA-dy4vsFace huggers have tails.
@citronvannalemon2 жыл бұрын
25:14; "Chief, we caught the suspect. He's driving down Pine Street." "What vehicle is it?" "You won't believe this, chief." "I won't believe what?" "He's driving...𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈."
@floppafarmer88462 жыл бұрын
For their 10th anniversary of EmKay if they ever hit it it better be “all of R/EmKay” like all of the fanart
@Ruina112 жыл бұрын
I had to check when the channel was made
@oomfiessoup2 жыл бұрын
Lexi's voice makes me so happy because of how sweet it sounds
@amirathecutewolfkatzuku2 жыл бұрын
*SIMP-*
@aikoafton302 жыл бұрын
The way he tries to curse at 28:22
@exulium2 жыл бұрын
@@aikoafton30 she*
@Feral_cockroach1212 жыл бұрын
I love her voice so much lol especially when she does her cute screams when she sees something adorable
@Snow_Sailor2 жыл бұрын
Ikr her voice is just pure joy!
@JPexo2 жыл бұрын
Everything my sister makes belongs in the subreddit
@aperson.a2 жыл бұрын
Me being that type of sister : 🥲
@MoogusMan2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@Stray_Cat8672 жыл бұрын
Oops
@Stray_Cat8672 жыл бұрын
Yea
@rajkaran47292 жыл бұрын
Post pics of things she had made and send a link…we want a good laugh
@probabletragedy2 жыл бұрын
this is the first EmKay compilation video I've found with a Lexi section. I got so so happy when looking at the narrators in the chapters.
@umad42 Жыл бұрын
So the chair of "magnifying glasses" is actually connecting rods, they connect the pistons in an engine to the engine's crankshaft. Yes it is a very cool statement piece
@umad42 Жыл бұрын
Also 1:05:50 is awful, because that is a Ford Econoline van chassis and a Chevy Silverado 3500 bed from wildly varying eras
@Sodoshusband Жыл бұрын
"stop putting your hotdogs on display" I love emkay
@dehydratedwater98062 жыл бұрын
10:10 that chair is made of piston connecting rods.
@seadog915 Жыл бұрын
I was wondering how many people saw that!
@xavierveronneau4655 Жыл бұрын
@@seadog915 i did
@griefer_jesus_here Жыл бұрын
I absolutely need that chair
@TheMuteStreamer2 жыл бұрын
this subreddit is shockingly similar to AT,GE but is *that* much more special to be it's own, slightly concerning thing
@xxAmi15 Жыл бұрын
Awful taste but variable standards of execution
@TheMuteStreamer Жыл бұрын
@@xxAmi15 indeed!
@blue2yt3252 жыл бұрын
narrator stamps for everyone looking for them 0:00 Damien 12:25 Zach 24:24 Lexi #1 36:48 Robin #1 48:09 Lexi #2 1:01:33 Robin #2 your welcome incase you wanted this
@vistaman1 Жыл бұрын
you're*
@Grasshopper-10k Жыл бұрын
Well this is useless now
@davidhobbs356 Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@superpacman2562 жыл бұрын
Not even Emkay themselves know the difference between Damien and Zach’s voice Edit: They fixed it.
@derpyduck2642 жыл бұрын
4:01 Gamer sandals, so you can ALWAYS touch grass
@thatgamerboy34672 жыл бұрын
do i really want to spend an hour of my day watching emkay? OF COURSE I WILL!
@skibedobappowbob67042 жыл бұрын
*ROOKIE NUMBERS*
@CASA-dy4vs Жыл бұрын
@@skibedobappowbob6704 I’ve spent over 42069 hours watching every single video o can find I’m still awake please help
@skibedobappowbob6704 Жыл бұрын
@@CASA-dy4vs oh my god...
@arctury50712 жыл бұрын
I honestly think the one at 56:15 is done in a really strict school/dorm where they don't have a microwave because, as the post said, fire hazzard. Wich I understand, my school didn't have a microwave either for a while (since it's founding) but eventually got one (2 years ago). I don't agree with it, eating cold food is not the end of the world. But I can see why. Othervise, if that is not the reason, I- I can't.
@ladofthelake2 жыл бұрын
I had similar feelings to him. SO many appalling projects, but a few moments were so terrible his response was priceless.
@Hat.2 жыл бұрын
Diwhy never fails to amuse me
@Koyubi-Official2 жыл бұрын
My happiness stat relies on Damien's laugh.
@IceAgePrincess12 жыл бұрын
The wisdom tooth in that handmade ring is TERRIFYINGLY HUGE
@gipsydangeramericasmonster96322 жыл бұрын
14:25 how to scare your guests: facehugger edition
@Levi-ie5oz2 жыл бұрын
I thought that too
@Admiral_Kay_Markus2 жыл бұрын
So that's what they were called
@glitterbug56782 жыл бұрын
There have been times in my life that my mom could afford to pay for hot water (whether it be electric or gas sometimes it just wasn't possible). So she boiled some water, ran the cold water in to cook it off. And bathed me in a big plastic bin. And honestly I loved it it was so much fun to me. I didn't even know how much hard work had gone into making sure I had a hot bath.
@ryderadams85752 жыл бұрын
For: Zack, the thing you’re talking about in Half Life at: 14:27 is a “Headcrab” it turns you into a zombie by eating through your skull with teeth underneath it. Also it looks more like a face hugger from the “Alien Franchise”.
@He.Who.Speaks2 жыл бұрын
29:42 I'm so dissapointed that Lexi didn't say "How many gigabytes of ram does this have"
@PoppyFlux Жыл бұрын
I'm a cat lover and I recently lost one of my fur-babies and I had a little clipping of his long soft fur saved before he was cremated, so I understand wanting to memorialize a little keepsake of our beloved pets, but omg, Snoodles cat legs are horrifying!
@blurryatlantic70172 жыл бұрын
I have struggled for so long to work out who is who when it comes to Zach and Damien 😭 I've watched this channel since it's Creation and I still can't tell them apart unless I'm told
@blurryatlantic70172 жыл бұрын
The only thing that gives it away is the laugh 💀
@jesuschristbutafab9923 Жыл бұрын
To me, zach sounds more monotone than damien, but i still get them confused 😭
@adamlysemose48862 жыл бұрын
“the people who made these” *Our goals are beyond your understanding*
@HannahthefurryIrishRedSoxfan Жыл бұрын
My headphones low battery alert lined up perfectly with what Damien was saying, so he said “you are a low battery and I love that”
@nasounicornis5834 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how to tell him those aren’t co2 canisters 0:48
@Tkmined Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure those are compressed gas of some kind. They use them in commercial whipped cream dispensers.
@ImMacke30002 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Take a shot everytime Damien says "chief" (you will die)
@ExSharkV2 жыл бұрын
It looks like the person at 8:25 made a bracelet out of hardened guinea pig droppings...
@Crosshair842 жыл бұрын
2:07 Oh yea, that's for just keeping the door closed when there is no knob or other latch to prevent it from swinging open on its own. Keeps the door closed, yet allows easy access. Also useful for when you want employees to have access to said room during business hours, but then lock it after hours.
@CeeJayThe13th2 жыл бұрын
Yep. The door is probably broken and that's how they keep it closed without bothering to fix it. Also, the device is just a regular old spring clamp since Damien seemed to be confused about that. They are basically just trumped up clothespins if people aren't familiar.
@Faceless_Henry2 жыл бұрын
This entire subreddit is my brain
@IKei52 жыл бұрын
holy shit emkay take a break. im getting spammed by “EMKAY JUST UPLOADED”
@EmKay2 жыл бұрын
no u
@blurrysk1es2 жыл бұрын
no u
@cinnamon24762 жыл бұрын
I have to admit I had one of those jeans bags when I was like 12 or 13. There was a diy show for kids and they made those bags out of old jeans . I had to make one and I felt really cool back then 😎
@NoaThePineconeTaker Жыл бұрын
37:46 "Habir pp thy day!" made me laugh to the point of tears, the way he said it was something else entirely.
@TitusX492 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that cave Johnson should be the only person who thinks asbestos is a trendy material to make nightstands out of.
@calebsutton67982 жыл бұрын
i dont know who is who but the first guy sounds slightly like hes from Brooklyn
@abigailshapiro74912 жыл бұрын
everyone’s a chief in Damien’s eyes.
@Amielle-in-Ami-hell2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: the baby head pots is a craft on 5-Minute (+4 hours and 55 minutes) Crafts.
@musicman03292 жыл бұрын
Ayo
@brianartillery2 жыл бұрын
I fear that a terrifying number of probably perfectly nice people wouldn't know what 'good taste' was, even were it to lunge wildly at them, and bite them on the arse.
@Stepbrodan2 жыл бұрын
Arby’s half pound roast beef
@SquishyTheFrogQueen2 жыл бұрын
ok
@masterboko2 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is my brain half of the time😂😂
@vizslaloveable Жыл бұрын
The TV is actually in what looks like a long term care facility. For certain patients mounting the TV on the ceiling is done to create an adaption to someone who must remain laying flat for long periods of time.
@Vinemaple Жыл бұрын
I love that 5 Minute Crafts wound up on r/DIWHY. Because the other stuff on DIWHY is pretty much what 5 Minute Crafts is making fun of.
@vultureculture62 жыл бұрын
NOT THE 2 GIRLS 1 CUP NOO
@Bottombitchbehavior2 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS
@hamburgerhamburgerv22 жыл бұрын
1:04 Can’t afford hot water? NOW YOU CAN!
@xemnior2 жыл бұрын
Lowkey. The dress thing withs hands would be a fun halloween costume. and also, i love emkay i watch like 4-5 vids a day coz it just brightens up my mood everytime
@RadSense2 жыл бұрын
52:37 I didn’t watch the video yet I wonder what it links to
@Pazza-22342 жыл бұрын
It leads to a door, of why.
@Irish_Mann Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail ain't diwhy, it's diWTF
@adamwest36372 жыл бұрын
The hot dog pen is for when you secretly need to do your homework at a baseball game
@YoursUntruly Жыл бұрын
They were NOS earrings. Nitrous oxide, Nang, Laughing gas. GIGGLE ROBOT DRUGS
@elmurz36482 жыл бұрын
This resembles my cats iq when he sees food
@mrwiggles91792 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work
@EmKay2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, will do!
@ashleypetrini4627 Жыл бұрын
"Who needs all those meds?!?" Me, a 29y.o. : ikr... totally not me. I can't relate at all. *hides all my meds* I'm perfectly healthy...
@jaxking16842 жыл бұрын
10:09 these are connecting rods from an engine. btw that is a crapload of them
@ver85922 жыл бұрын
Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay Emkay lets see if legend is true👀
@cats_are_awesome14962 жыл бұрын
(pls pin this took me super long to make) I loved this video. These Videos, Just are the best. Every Narrator Did An Amazing job. I loved it so much. I even just subscribed today. I love this so much, It is probably my favorite video ever. These videos bring happinesses,Joy,Laughter, and plenty of good times. The DIWHYs Are Funny,Stupid, and just take my breath away, when I'm laughing at least! I love your videos so much. I watch these videos with my family,friends, and even my pets! When I feel down, or angry and need to calm down, I always watch your amazing videos. Thank you for making these amazing videos. I look up to you... Thank you.
@shinyjules80882 жыл бұрын
The sliced ice cream only really applies if you are making homemade ice cream sandwiches. Otherwise don't waste the container!
@LyarrahLyvestreams2 жыл бұрын
okay so the epoxy hot dog thing is because someone managed to encase and preserve one INSANELY well like, almost 2 years ago, and has been giving updates periodically on reddit about it. no one else's has been as successful from the looks of it tho 😨
@Pazza-22342 жыл бұрын
First
@jaxson96692 жыл бұрын
You actually did it
@jimmy.30992 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@Pazza-22342 жыл бұрын
I refreshed the subscription page for 30 minutes just to see a new video that I can do this on.
@deathrow97142 жыл бұрын
@@Pazza-2234 You have a very sad life
@Shade_Dragon Жыл бұрын
Midair craps; newest Skyrim glitch. It's what creepy floorman or mannequin deer take. Grass *is* actually where grain comes from, so if your neighbor doesn't cut their lawn, you can literally make bread out of it.
@CrimsonCascade31012 жыл бұрын
15:37 one of those ac units is enough to cool an entire superstore in 20 minutes. So that van would be freezing
@Stopusingmyyoutubeaccountfrown2 жыл бұрын
I never thought the day would come that I would see a emkay video a hour after it was posted
@FFVison Жыл бұрын
NGL, I got a heck of a giggle out of the question of why we were cutting vehicles in half and towing them around and then immediately implying that we do that with children.
@EskaytheSquirrel2 жыл бұрын
For the grass sandle, it's so you can touch grass while.staying indoors and playing video games. And then when someone tells you to go touch grass you just say "I already am."
@Arv.o Жыл бұрын
things like the road sign "table" give me vibes of half life 2's vehicles
@rtchara6182 жыл бұрын
11:47 reminds me of the first Gravity Falls episode where the gnomes all became a huge gnome
@maetricks2 жыл бұрын
The 'for rectal use only" controller almost made me spit out my drink!
@canadianfreak2 жыл бұрын
bots comment on videos when its immediately posted when they havent watched the video…. and this one is one hour long
@nova-vb6yw2 жыл бұрын
The very first one is so smart. He doesn't need to get his lotion to the computer, his computer is the lotion
@Nyerguds Жыл бұрын
6:10 "My man types in modern day hieroglyphs." Okay, that had me laughing out loud.
@Moonlight-wolf12 жыл бұрын
Is no one going to talk about the concrete block absolutely destroying your foot in the middle of the night
@KittyMax97 Жыл бұрын
The measuring stick counter idea would make a very cool teacher’s desk.
@denverarnold621011 ай бұрын
34:29 That moment when Lexi, of all people, misses a shovelware joke.
@paisleythompson30832 жыл бұрын
the wreath is the chaos wreath. Every blood moon the owner has to add one object that is nothing like the others otherwise it will devour their sole.
@willy_boi15142 жыл бұрын
24:39 hey its a bed and bath in the same room
@lightthemoononfire7352 жыл бұрын
5:50 i'm actually pretty sure thats a baby lock, you have to squeeze it to open the door, but... its on the wrong type of handle... probably broke it and thats why its taped to hell and back
@hallow_creator7501 Жыл бұрын
10:17 Set this to it's own individual switch, then, when you have a ton of people over, run in, say "THINK FAST, CHUCKLENUTS" and flick it on and off several times (Works best in a darker room)
@martinteece898310 ай бұрын
20:44 by far the best pogo stick. Litteraly as you step on you get perfect ballance and never unstick from floor..
@debacofzomb98892 жыл бұрын
"It looks like a Marshmello had explosive diarrhea" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤮
@PossiblySomeoneMaybe2 жыл бұрын
Alright, so the tire at 7:10 is a dirt bike tire that is studded so it grips to the snow.
@Sheep_gaming-dh9zx7 ай бұрын
32:18 I love that Lexi enthusiastically says Potato Candle! Why Just Why
@alinarust17312 жыл бұрын
34:51 ok but hear me out, as long as the stairs all have uniform length and distance from another, and its actually safe to walk on, then its fine
@protovision70402 жыл бұрын
1:03:21 Guess what Robin they apparently did! Say hello to Vecna!
@zacharywindover9840 Жыл бұрын
“I’m about to get blasted from both sides” - Robin 2022
@thewarriorofboros Жыл бұрын
at 38:23, not only are those tires ridiculously heavy compared to that bike, they're made of some of the stickiest rubber known to man. they're designed for formula 1 cars so they're meant to be used at like, around the temperature water boils
@griefer_jesus_here Жыл бұрын
I wonder what force it would take to actually use it, like it’s geared down to what I think is 1:4 ratio but it still can’t be easy and I bet top speed is terrible
@chese554902 жыл бұрын
Damien: sick ride dude :) Also damien: Is that a log?!
@WrittenByCassie2 жыл бұрын
Damien to this entire sub: “its not for me, but I respect the hussle, go you!
@derpyunicorn5543 Жыл бұрын
It took me like a year to find out that emkay is a team of several people
@TheOystei9 ай бұрын
dear lexi, i can almost guarantee you those car-trailers were not built from complete undamaged cars. most likely either blown engine at the very least or front end collision damaged etc.
@vincentlikeshetalia12 жыл бұрын
I DONT WANNA GO OUT IN THE HALLWAY CUZ I DONT WANNA SEE A SCARY FIGURE BUT IM PISSING MY PANTS 😭
@stariskat44 Жыл бұрын
45:45 " I'm about to get blasted from both sides?! " - EmKay out of context
@neko_nixxy Жыл бұрын
I really needed to comment this but I'm sure we all knew. The island counter made with rulers...if a man is alone in that house, it WILL be used to measure himself.
@ScrambledAndBenedict10 ай бұрын
I really like that you try not to be mean to the ones that are just weird, and only pick on the ones that are actually grotesque, dangerous, or poorly done. Also, the antenna at 56:31 is done that way because it's too long to drive on residential roads without being a hazard because of overhead lines, so that cable to the hood is to hold it down so it's not too long. Though, why he would need such an antenna, which is typically reserved for high-gain radios used by like the military when in the middle of nowhere, is beyond me.
@vampiricicarus979 Жыл бұрын
28:38 Yea, during quarantine we wore band masks. They were terrible. Chipped your reed every time. Strategicly placed folds made it impossible for germs to enter/exit and extremely difficult for your mouthpiece to enter. All the flutes looked like they were wearing plastic bags. The lady who made them though, so grateful. We couldn’t have even done band with our her, so if you’re out there, thanks ma’am.