Can we take a second to appreciate Robin pronouncing Melbourne correctly?

Once I referred to a pigeon as an animal. My friend said with 100% confidence: “It’s not an animal, it’s a bird. Birds are NOT animals.” I was so stupefied I couldn’t say anything else so he stood there trying to look smart.

My first boss was at Publix, a grocery store that caters to customers. However, during a meeting, he told us, "if a customer has a complaint about anything, you send them to me. That's what I'm paid to do, not you." That has stuck with me my whole life and everytime I have had an encounter with an unhappy customer/client/patient/etc., I ALWAYS just refer them to my superior. I don't address it at all, just say, "let me get you my boss." Because, he was right, I don't get paid to handle bullshit

I love how the list of "mental disorders" that one guy had posted included a couple genders in the trans category but was mostly comprised of synonyms for "man/woman whose gender is congruent with their physical sex characteristics".

Did anyone else laugh audibly when Robin said "We are stardust," and made a "We are farmers" reference?

Jennifer Lawrence was talking about someone else claiming that nobody had put women in an action movie before. That part of her quote gets cut out because it's more fun to assume Lawrence is being naive than some person we've never heard of.

This subreddit decays more braincells more than it actually combats the one who has less.

'tuck and rub' - The proper response to 'Thank You.' YES! THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! 🤣🤣💀💀

The 7 year old son thing is kinda funny since the original guy is correct. The boy was born in 1996. He was 0 in 1996, 1 in 1997, 2 in 1998, 3 in 1999, 4 in 2000, 5 in 2001, 6 in 2002, and still 6 by his death in 2003. I don’t understand how people mess that up. Their 1st birthday doesn’t happen until 12 months after birth. Sigh.

Robin... You're my favorite voice actor. 13,000 pennies is $130.

7:48 Bruh imagine you’re blind and with a dog and you’re told “guide dogs can’t be black” And you’re just there like “What the hell is black”

44:10 Gods, Flowers for Algernon is a good book. I finished reading it and I was crying while holding my cat. Would definitely recommend it.

Canadian here. So there's a major problem with supply and demand when it comes to healthcare. In the USA, that corrupt system that puts people into ridiculous amounts of debt also allows doctors and other medical professionals to make a lot more money, so many of ours wind up moving down there to capitalize on that. The result is that there aren't enough medical professionals remaining in Canada to keep up with demand - there can be long wait lists, years for some things (and I know this often applies to Americans dealing with the healthcare insurance system down there,) but if a Canadian has lots of money, they can opt to go to an American specialist and pay out of pocket to be seen much sooner. They pay for it, though. I don't know where that guy got the impression that Canadians just skip town.

One of my worst fears is that I will eventually end up here and be one of those idiots who doesn't back down

13:33 the explanation This equation is a good example of how to use BIDMAS/BODMAS (plus other variations) The B stands for Brackets meaning that if there are any brackets in the equation, solve them first. So 2+5(8-5) --> 2+5 3 Since there is no sign between the 5 and 3, you multiply it. Two or more numbers together that aren't one big number, multiply. So 2+5 3 --> 2+15 And the final step is the easiest. 2+15 is 17 so the actual answer is 17, NOT the answer the person give at the start of the post (they said 21)

"Your guide dog is fake, they can only be yellow!" "What the fuck is yellow?"

22:46 the fact that they use a DS with mew on it to cover up their drivers licence or whatever that is makes it so much better.

"If you go vegan, you wont ever be allergic to anything!" My childhood best friend's dad, who is allergic to strawberries, my ex who is allergic to benadryl (a literal antihistamine), and my high school science teacher being allergic to anything made with or contaminated with wheat or peanuts: 👀👀👀 Like all of those things are just fine in a vegan diet, but apparently those allergies arent real lol

28:43 “Stan” comes from an Eminem song about a crazed fan of his who crashes his car over a bridge with his pregnant girlfriend tied up in the back…

7:07 wait till flat earthers realize that thousands of years ago they figured out the world is round with tons of science

23:27 as a former person who made ice cream cones at dairy queen i hope that person has a very hot uncomfortable pillow

Canadian here: Only reason we would ever go to the US to get anything treated would be non-critical care and we don't want to wait. Anything life threatening is looked at instantly

"This business is not here to pay your bills it's here to pay mine" The ONLY correct answer in that case is, to tell him "Okay, guess we're not showing up for work anymore and will be looking for new jobs!". Maybe he'll catch the drift. MAYBE.

I'm Chinese, my friend is from Bangladesh, and one time our other friend said,"All Asians are basically the same" to two completely different Asians

The worst part about these is how easy it is to look up the information they’re arguing against.

As a Canadian, I have had no need, nor have I ever sought treatment for ANY of my medical issues outside of Canada or Quebec for that matter.

As a person who sometimes has trouble breathing. I can say with 100% certainty that wearing those masks absolutely does make a difference. They do make breathing more difficult. Not by a whole lot, but when you're already kinda struggling, it makes a big difference

I'm so glad I found this channel. I was initially sceptical when I first heard Robin, but fuck me, he gets better the more I listen! Gotta agree with the comment about his correct pronunciation of Melbourne. Well done, sir!

gotta love how Robin explains these photos so carefully.

As a girl, that whole tampon debate/dispute was hilarious to me💀

"You can't 'have' a pronoun, you don't own the pronouns." Okay, then I guess you can't "have" a name either - same concept, right?

15:05 Coffin birth, also known as postmortem fetal extrusion, is the expulsion of a nonviable fetus through the vaginal opening of the decomposing body of a deceased pregnant woman due to increasing pressure from intra-abdominal gases. This kind of postmortem delivery occurs very rarely during the decomposition of a body.

25:22 But... They're right. They're not saying that 'they' can't be used as a singular pronoun, they're saying that when used as a singular pronoun, verbs are still conjugated as though it's being used as a plural pronoun. It's like how in French, "Vous" can be used as singular or plural, but saying "Vous es" is still wrong. Regardless of the use, the conjugation remains "Vous êtes".

Honestly I feel like I should be disappointed in myself, because their confidence is confusing me to the point that I half think they're correct

17:30 Correct me if I'm wrong, but Aren't bonsai trees just. The trees themselves, grown in a specific way? You do a smaller pot to encourage less root spread, floral wires and specific trimming and such to encourage them to grow into a particular shape, ect? Like, you could literally take any apple seed, plant it, grow it, use wires while the branches are young to encourage specific growth, as well as trimming and such, and it just. Is a tiny version of the bigger tree. And if given the chance and space and time, it could be taken out of the pot and grown into a proper tree still? Which is why they can still flower and fruit? There isn't a specific species that is a *bonzai* tree from what I remember. But there are some trees that take that art form better than others I'd imagine, and are used more often in bonzai art because of it ^^'

3:32, the correct cost of such a creation was $130 in pennies alone. Not including what what was used to seal the pennies into the floor though it probably put this project at around $150-$175 in materials. From there, probably about $50 worth of labor spent, from the guy who made it so $200-$225 overall for an actually cool looking floor. Bro spent normal labor costs of installing tile, for the whole project so..an absolute win on his part.

the fact this is all Robin is so, so appropriate. Like, whenever its a subreddit that makes people somewhat upset/mad at others its always either Robin or Jack lately XD

the anger or unhingement in robin's voice at 5:36 is music to my ears

1:12:46 fun fact, the Greek writing translates to "it's funny how you think you're smart"

I love how Americans think other Americans wearing Kimonos or other Japanese clothes, IN JAPAN is cultural appropriation. Not only is this incorrect but many Japanese citizens are actually happy to see us observing and understanding their cultures! Only negative thing would be the elderly of Japan criticizing any new additions to the Kimono like a necklace or hairpin that doesn't match because tradition and stuff. Learned this from a KZfaqr who was born and raised in Hiroshima Prefecture and lived in America for 6 years. I feel proud if my Mexican coworkers speak English, they may not be the best at it but I applaud their attempts and vice versa.

13:32 For anyone who doesn't want to stress their brain out, I'll explain why it is 17 Brackets first, then multiply, then add 8-5=3. 5×3=15. 15+2=17

the fact that the guy commenting on the 6 year old was given the answer and still managed to claim the wrong one was right

4:14 the earth is big enough that if you spread everyone out evenly, each person would be 77 feet away from each other without anyone being in the ocean. The only problem is is that some people would have to be in say the Sahara desert places that are inhospitable. Not mean that our population that is not straining the natural resources, but the Earth is still pretty big.

Me, a horticulture enjoyer (it’s my back up uni plans if vet is too crowded and expensive) vs my boyfriend (rich city boi) “I thought bonsai trees were a type of tree” “Babe I killed the plant you gave me” (it’s a peace lily. The tag is still in the pot)(it was just wilted because he didn’t water it for a week) I’ll make a cute gardener out of him yet. Wish all 18 of my indoor plants luck in the meantime.

"I've been leaving these little mess ups to show how hard it is for a professional voice actor to read". I feel like you just don't want to re-record. 😂

8:17 The funny part is they did so much better than so many people do with this question, they were so so close to actually getting it right, and yet still didn't _quite_ hit the mark...

For those curious (correct me if I’m wrong) there are little tubes of liquid in your ear that your brain uses to tell your orientation along with your since of gravity and your eyes that is part of the reason everything goes wavy when you are dizzy because your brain is trying to correct your eyes based on the liquid

Fun fact! Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, made his comic book debut in March of 1963. Elon wasn't born until approx. 8 years later, in 1971.

54:18 it is actually believed that Ancient Egyptians were lighter skinned than the other African people. We see in wall paintings that women are fair skinned, and the men are darker skinned. However, the men were working outside while the women stayed inside. Also, just FYI, Cleopatra's family was from Greece, and apart from her, no one in her family could speak the Egyptian language. Edit: I'm not saying they were white, but I'm saying they weren't as dark as the Sudanese or Chadians

whenever u feel stupid, watch confidently incorrect read to you. feel better man

You... you pronounced Melbourne correctly on youtube! *dies of shock*

This subreddit is the embodiment of “Task Failed Successfully”.

40:10 Just wait till this person finds out my dog is oh so very allergic to carrots...

I love this subreddit, because any time I feel like I’m not gonna make it far in life, I just come back to this video and laugh at the ignorance 😂

"mammals are confined to the ground" Beavers, in fresh water: Moles, under the surface: Koalas, in the trees: Bats, flying in the air: Sea Otters, in the ocean: Goats, climbing the side of a cliff: Leopard seals, the ice sheet: Polar bears, on sea ice: Kangaroos, riding inside their mother's pouch: Humans, inside buildings, cars, trains, planes, and space stations:

25:44 however gramatically it is shown as a single pronoun with plural-based words, such as "are" I believe that is what the person was originally meaning.

To the one about keeping the baby one hour after birth: my mother breast fed me 4min after I was born. 😂The 4min was the docter’s observation to see if I had health issues.

Mount Everest is a very young mountain, and it is still growing. The fish fossil thing probably came from before the mountain even formed.

As a Canadian, I can say that even when my head got split in two, I didn't leave Canadian for a doctor, I don't even have scars from it anymore.

8:10 The United Kingdom is England, Wales Scotland and Northern Ireland Great Britain is England, Wales and Scotland England is England

0:13 man needs male cow's milk products. I'm with him

37:34 a tuck and rub is a proper respounce to a thank you. i know my english sucks, im still getting used to it.

28:09 this one gives me the urge to break my bones against a bed frame

13,000 pennies would be, like, $130 right? I’d say that’s pretty cheap for a new floor

The customer isn't always right, but the customer is the customer. That's what I was always told, and it's always worked.

at 9:25 surely he would have turned one on august 1997, making him 6 on the day he died?

9:39 I do not understand these people.Just because I believe that I am not created by a God doesn’t mean that I am meaningless as a human being.

46:13 my catholic parents divorced and my dad looked up this for his annulment papers. The church still believes raping a spouse is abuse. What it actually says is that when you marry a person, having sex is a given as it is part of what certifies the marriage. To be married for 20+ years and DEPRIVING your partner of INTIMACY is what actually goes against the sacrament of matrimony. This means if one person chooses to never have sex with their spouse. The church is of the stance that if you never planned to have sex, your marriage isn't recognized by the church. There is a reason why abstinence is a huge deal and it isn't bc you "belong" to your partner, it's because the act is seen as sacred and should be reserved for holy matrimony. All that said, if a person forces themself on their spouse, that is still a huge no no. Just like how being bullied isn't a justification for murder sort of thing. Sorry if that didn't make a lot of sense I tried to explain it the best I could. I am not trying to imply church good bla bla bla, the people running things are all insane it feels like. But just wanted to clarify that the ACTUAL belief of the religion isn't so misogynistic. (Actually reason the bible sounds misogynistic is because of subtle changes over the centuries, Jesus as everyone should be smart enough to see, was very very very very liberal lol)

as a McDonald's worker the use of the beeps the fryers make is scary

Had a client that took a trip to Ireland. Guess she went to a pub and loudly proclaimed she was Irish. One lad looked at her and said even louder and said no love you're an American we're Irish. Even after she returned you couldn't tell her she was wrong (one of the reasons she WAS a client).

9:19 she was right, they were 6, you don’t turn 1 on the same year you were born on

32:00 this person read maze runner once and was like "alright i guess that how all viruses are in the real world"

42:20 I will admit that the idea of an alternate version of Harry Potter where they fight with baguettes *would* be pretty funny.

honestly i’m sick of people saying that kids aren’t taught cursive anymore. i’m literally a zoomer in college and i was definitely taught cursive in like the third grade. i use it too.

Can we just acknowledge that 5+1x10= 15. Which is correct, it does not equal 60. When solving equations the proper order to do it in is multiply first then add for this equation. The rule to use is called PEMDAS. You solve in this specific order: Parenthesis, then exponents, followed by multiplication and division, and finally addition and subtraction.

The one about the cow names instantly made me want to tell her to go guzzle some bull "milk" 😂

The adding a 'silent e' rule reminded me of my 3rd grade teacher teaching about added 'ed' for past tense, and she insisted that if the word ended in an e we first had to erase that e so we could add ed. I know the rule was to make 'just add ed' work no matter what and not end up with 'eed' in some words, but this little smart ass refuted the point every single time. "Why can't I just add the d?"

13:44 reminded me of the time my dentist told me i have to eat ice cream for some reason...

34:08 actually, in some parts of the world, there is no North and South America, it’s just taught as one “America”, same thing with Europe and Asia being considered “Eurasia” in some parts of the world.

6:26 Every time I hear about this, the first thing that I think is, "Ripley walked so that you could run, shut the hell up and show our alien-slaying queen some damn respect."

53:31 >sees account name >counts words > O:

24:02 Sodam and gamora were destroyed because they were raping people, not because they were gay.

The "we ERADICATED IT, A--HOLE!" still gets me lmao.

Now that i think of it, i dont think ive ever heard people talk about the scandinavian way of cutting cheese... always thought everybody used them

25:27 that commenter isn't wrong. When you use "They" as a singular pronoun, it's still grammatically plural, so you would say "what are they doing" not "what is they doing." That commenter wasn't disparaging the use of They as a singular pronoun, but rather pointing out that it is still grammatically plural.

13:56 Toothpaste don't have sugars. They do have saccharin(maybe not in all, but in some, I don't really remember that much), which is an artificial sweetner. It is not sugar. However, most toothpaste has something called SLS. It can irritate mouth lining and can cause canker sores. So, if you frequently get canker sores, try changing it out. Something I learned painfully. SLS is something that helps toothpaste the kind of foam, so do check the reviews of an SLS free toothpaste cause they can sometimes be a little runny and don't clean as good as ones with SLS.

an entire hour and a half of Robin 🔥

43:30 they think men are robot. men experience sexual abuse but authority's response to it is not high as when women are the victim.

I read Flowers for Algernon in my English class, my teacher was always very loud and didn't take crap. But he was still kind if someone needed help, despite making several students cry when they did something to mess with him I started to cry because the story hit too close to home (i have a cousin who was like Charlie) and he held me after class to talk, he was very comforting and i will forever be grateful Thanks Mr. Spalding

I really think our education system needs to do a better job at communicating that what you learn before college is all an oversimplification. I remember being banned from mentioning negative numbers before we talked about them in class, and the teacher insisted there's no numbers below zero until we got to them. Biology is like that times 1,000. Schools prioritizing simplification leads to people being confidently incorrect later in life.

For the donyt one. The cashier was right 8 donyts for 7 bucks = 87,5cents per donuts. While the 5 for 4,50 = 90cents per donut.

Homosexuality was first recorded as early as 2400 bc before the creation of the Islamic religion in 610 21:34

9:32 for anyone who is confused, this math is wrong unless he was born in '95. You don't turn one until the year after you are born. Before that your age is represented in months. So 0 (aka he was born,) in 1996, 1 in 1997, 2 in 1998, 3 in 1999, 4 in 2000, 5 in 2001 6 in 2002, and he died before he turned 7 in 2003.

14:24 There's a city named Bloomington

1:12:35 Quick little story!I used to work at my local amusmant park and my manager there was the absolute BEST I saw him argue with guests several times to protect his employees and honestly, he should get paid more than he probably does simply because of how fucking awesome he is for protecting his employees from asshole customers

Yes, Robin is correct when he says the air force probably trains pilots all over the place. Somewhere between Niagara Falls and Lockport, New York, there’s an Air Force base where as far as I know, they do train pilots.

15:26 might make sense if people were hamsters.

"literally never seen a smallpox case in my life" I SCREAMED OUT LOUD

33:16 Okay, they're wrong about it being "fake," but are correct about the war being the catalyst. English speakers in the colonies and England used a rhotic accent. But after the Revolutionary War, upper-class and upper-middle-class citizens in England began using non-rhotic speech as a way to show their social status. It's fake in a sense, but it WAS a real accent before then, just not a common one.

43:54 Beautiful book. The end BROKE ME. I highly recommend it to people who aren’t extremely effected by sad endings.