This sounds reaallllyyyy cheesy but I’m so thankful for you guys. Thank you to all the narrators, all the editors, everyone, if I had any remote talent required for fanart I would’ve made a lot of it by now. But seriously. Ily guys you’ve helped me so much and I’m gonna keep fighting mental health.. WHILST watching EmKay of course! 👌❤

I have a feeling that all of these acts of villainy was committed by all the narrators and they are hiding from their actions behind this subreddit

All the narrators should do a video together

The one about the baby pictures album was honest to goodness heartbreaking. I can only immagine how sad that girl was that she "lost" it.

17:22 Oh, there's _all kinds of illegal_ about this one. It could even be seen as attempted manslaughter if he, by sheer coincidence, happens to be _life threateningly allergic to nicotine._

my mother saw that meme about the witch craft wreiths, and started doing it immediately. I have received countless photos of them placed around the neighbourhood and bike trails.

The whole charity walk thing could backfire epically. Nothing says they have to show up. They just have to sign up, and all just conveniently "get sick" or something.

17:15 - Yes, yes there is something very illegal about that. It's called "Administering poison with intent to harm." here in Australia, the full description of such is "A person who unlawfully, and with intent to injure or annoy another person, causes a poison or another noxiious thing to be administered to, or taken by, any person commits a crime." Again this is an Australian law, nicotine in Australia is classified as a Schedule 7 poison. Here it holds a maximum penalty of 7 years when in regards to something like nicotine, otherwise it can be upto 14 years if it enganders someone's life, or causes grievous bodily harm to them. PS: It was asked in a roundabout way if there was something illegal about it, now you know :P Also, the chances of someone becoming addicted to someone else through patches is less likely than if they smoke themselves since they are designed to release the nicotine over a period of time, unlike the hit from a cigarette is in one go.

I did a troll with my friend where he wanted a shiny Rayquaza since it's his favorite Pokemon. I had a extra Shiny Rayquaza and I had a fun idea to trade it with him. However I decided to catch a shiny Haunter instead and named it Rayquaza then gave it to him say it's a shiny "Rayquaza". Let's just say he was disappointed. To add insult to injury I gave the Haunter an everstone so it couldn't evolve into Gengar. To this day he still has that shiny Haunter.

For the Windex/Voltage thing, you can see which glass is still carbonated. Allow the Voltage to go flat, then insert your ice (it's gotta look fresh), and now you've got a _real_ game worth playing.

11:34 Give it to the fighter. They get a cool weapon, but it can also lead to some badass moments where they throw the spear and the druid grabs it on their turn for an epic teamwork moment. Worst comes to worst, they just toss the thing between each other based on whoever needs it more.

17:30 THANK YOU Jack! I got questioned by friends in high school for doing this exact thing. Jack gets it! He knows why it's the best! (And so does OP, of course.) The middle is the best and worth saving for last :). I've never met someone else who does this!

*Timestamps for the video* Start: 0:00 End: 18:43

14:45 "THIS IS YOUR CREATOR; STOP HURTING EACH OTHER! DECLARE UNIVERSAL PEACE, PLEASE! FOR YOUR OWN SAKE."

14:35 i hate it, but i get the idea behind it too (once you're in someone's heart, you never leave)

I think most of the food pranks would just fail on me. My brother once even tried to prank me with chocolate covered pickles and I had one, then another, then asked him what they were after my third. He was horrified

When a friend turned 33 last year she shared she hated being 33 now since she couldn't switch her numbers anymore. Then my friend Melly told her to not worry and relax, and if she's patient enough that next year (this year) she will once again be able to switch up those numbers just like she loved. Once it is her birthday again (in August) she told me she was still planning to say "Congratulations with your birthday! And best of all, you can once again switch your numbers, I'm so happy for you!"

For the kid at 5:34, if i was the parent, i would have let the kid eat one can per meal without (of course) knowing what it was.

11:56 I did something similar when I was a kid. There was this game that was kinda like Club Penguin, but with cats, called "Mundo Gaturro", there, you had to have a subscription to be able to buy some decorations for your house and character, since I couldn't afford and at the time my parents didn't trust buying anything online (understandable), I used to scam others through the trade option (I now know full well that I was an asshole). Not only I used to play this game everyday, but my parents always bought me this weekly magazine called "Recreio", where it would just have some random facts, a few pages with a small comic, a toy from a character from this comic and a code to use on the game. So because of this magazine, being a child I thought: "well, just to make sure I don't forget my password, I'm gonna make something simple", so I ended up with the password "Recreio123". So one random day while I was playing this game, it kinda of occurred to me: "Wait, I put my password as Recreio123 because of the magazine, so would it be possible that other kids have done this as well?". To test my theory, I went to a populated area of the map and started noting the names of all the accounts that had subscriptions (It showed on their profile) and about an hour later, when I thought they had already logged out, I started trying to log into their accounts using the same password that I used and a few variations of it (Yes, you could log in with the name, no need for email). Eventually, I was able to get into 3 accounts, sent all of their itens to my account, and changed my password to something harder so people couldn't do the same to me. Thinking back at this really makes me feel bad, I can only imagine these random kids getting into their accounts one day and noticing that all the itens that they had payed for went missing.

Just left my room to go make some popcorn but accidentally left this playing, I thought there was a demon in my room talking

That thumbnail is straight up SATAN. If somebody manages to beat that game while it's raining, then the entire world should bow down to that person.

My school was doing a penny drive. (you could donate more than just pennies, but I think it was to encourage more people to donate) I had some pennies lying around and decided to donate them, I overheard some kids in leadership talking about the penny drive and asked how much a certain class donated (knowing I was the only one in the class to donate) and they said $11, doesn’t sound like a lot, but that means that had to count out over 1,100 pennies ONE BY ONE!

5:43 bonus points if some of those cans are dog food lol

"Windex or mountain dew only one way to find out *oh you're dead* " HAHAHA HAHAHA that went from 100-0 real quickly

I remember that kid who peeled the labels off those cans while being grounded. I guess the parent got them by introducing surprise dinner - tuna with peaches in tomato soup, stuff like that. It was a total surprise since, well, you didn't know what was in the can until you opened it :)

14:51 “there is someone out there trying to kill you, be on the lookout for them” now watch as the world become scared of itself

14:20 WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!!

8:26 this actually got me, I tried to blow it off, I did end up blowing off a real hair tho

5:00 as someone with waist long hair this is my biggest fear, not the lice but having to cut so much off would destroy me. I would fall apart if after years of constant maintenance I lost a majority of my hair honestly.

0:20 ah yes, Krusty Towers.

9:17 Our school would, year after year, hold charity contests to get rid of the hated pre-national anthem music. Every one of my three years there, without fail, those fundraisers would smash their goals out of the park

1:20. Jack pitching his sandwiches left and right.

I keep hearing about kids who would go to school with lice. When I was in middle school and my sister was in preschool, the daycare teacher didn't like "dealing with" my sister. My sister has special needs. Every day for a few weeks that teacher would claim to find lice or nits (lice eggs) in my sister's hair. She'd get sent home and in turn I'd have to go home too, since we didn't have anyone to be home with her (Our school was 3k-8th all in one). I missed so much school and had to make it up in less than a week. My sister ended up with chemical burns because my parent's had to keep giving her lice treatments. My step mom made me get my hair cut (I have fine hair but a FUCK TON of it, and still didn't know out to care for it back then), it went from shoulder length to above my ears. We were sent home for around 3 weeks in more than 1 school year because a teacher didn't like my sister. Then I see all this stuff where kids with lice could still go to school.

17:45 Every single left shoe, or, if the house has a lego set, 3 random pieces from it.

In regards to the cursed t-shirt on 8:43... There is not a circle of Hell that can contain or punish the soul who made that t-shirt... well done, unholy monster!

5:13 - the correct response to that: "She already knows. She is quite happy about it." Then just don't elaborate any further. Bonus points for giving you wife the most "What are you talking bout? You already know this." Look possible while you say it.

13:16 AY YO

0:55 oh my gosh I work in a haunted house just imagine the fear I could trigger by shouting out peoples names, when I should have no way of knowing their names

10:40 Congrats "on" your baby

thank you emkay for still producing videos i've been watching for years lol

1:03 to add to this, teach it to say "oh no" or "oh" and fly away when someone says "what?" or "huh?"

The "there's no Santa" meme reminded me of something I supposedly did. I have an older brother and he told me that Santa ain't real when I was still in first grades of Elementary school. And I told a lot of people in my class. There was a whole drama because of it.

I love how you said “poop”. 6:33

18:39 Tell this Redditor that *they circled the wrong kid!*

I’m writing a D&D inspired story with a large party of characters. There’s no druids but like 3 fighters, 2 of which have their own preferences in weapons- battle axe and war hammer. So… the staff is likely to go to the little wood elf healer artificer because she’s terrified of everything and is always getting kidnapped because she hates using weapons… it’ll be good for her to stir her potions with…

16:41 THE HOLLOW KNIGHT

"tomato sauce nutella sandwiches" are the worst thing i have ever had the displeasure of hearing, i have officially r/foundsatan AAAAAAAAAAAA

I recently started watching you and I was disappointed Disappointed I didn’t discover this channel earlier in my life, it’s sooooo gooooodddd!!!!!

at 9:48 is it just me or does the way that Jack says death kind of sound like Death from Puss In Boots: The Last Wish? Like with the same grittiness in the voice?

12:45 im a shoplifting *GOD*

Picture of four women together in a group selfie. Say: "Wow, you three look great!" and then get a bowl of popcorn.

Reopening a Movie Theatre where I live; it was bought out by AMC theatres, then recently they closed it. It always had plenty of customers, especially on weekends, to the point where a seven-person team barely kept up serving refreshments and manning the registers. And now it's closed, and the closest other movie theatre in town is across the city, this is a capitol city of the state I'm in. If I ever have the money for any reason I'm going to reopen it, as it's been a great theatre for all the people who grew up in my neighbourhood all the way back since 1994. It only closed in 2023, so AFTER the worst of the pandemic. It fired all part-time employees for the worst of 2020, but only closed after it reopened after the pandemic, and I don't know why, maybe lack of workers as that was a problem before the pandemic. If I EVER get the chance, I'm going to reopen it and run it free of charge or at super cheap prices.

17:25 I also eat my sandwiches like this... for the exact reason Jack said. I don't like the crust all that much, so I eat it first.

my personal favorite way of how to fuck with others. When there is a big crowd of people moving through a doorway it has to be a double door with parallel mechanical push bars make sure that people are only going through one of doors or else the prank won't work. So what you have to do is that when when you get up to push the door open for the people behind you don't push, it just try to slide your way if you can. Now the people aren't paying attention and just put their hand out. Then the door will slam into them at high speeds. I've seen someone cry about that i love it

I’m loving this subreddit

The sort by top posts of all time hits hard with this one

I've been watching emkay for a while and i love it! ❤❤

8:35 i have 3 dogs and a cat so pet hair fekin everywhere

17:51 BETTER YET, STEAL ALL THE BATTERY COVERS!!! NYEH HEH HEH!!!

Jack was afraid of the wooden spoon... but I... hahaha... I laughed at the spoon, the belt, everything... I am Satan...

Jack singing bits 11:12 17:07

18:22 "I dont think I understand the gravity of the situation" Bro is agreeing with Siebren de Kuiper

Falling is flying. Just in one direction and uncontrolled

that bench one is truly manic

That nic patch one is by far the most devious thing I've ever heard read

The turkey call one is devious, not because it will bring turkeys to the neighborhood, but because of how irritating the call those make is. Nails down a chalkboard in a box designed to amplify the sound.

17:04 left mountain dew and right windex they put each one in front of the thing it came from. I can tell because the mountain dew has a more neon blue color and windex has a more watery color to it.

5:42 "...I was afraid of the wooden spoon..." You and me both comrade.

Me: *Pretending to freak out so the prankster will keep sending me free milk*

3:44 print out a bunch of blank pages with page numbers. Mix them up and then it them back. Everyone’s documents will have jumbled page numbers on that make no sense 😈

1:00 My friends and I do this. We're hanging out and I see someone I recognize, I tell my friend the whole scenario about how I know them, and then my friend approaches them and says, "Hey [name], how are you? I haven't seen you since [place where I know them from]." 9 out of 10 times the person acts like they do remember the friend even though they've never met.

16:46 i have the exact same tile pattern in my house

As someone with a bike lane that has rows upon rows of cars parked there, Iam very thankful to have encountered 13:22 today. I shall now proceed to duplicate this procedure 1:1.

0:48 Me with a Death Note: 😐 😈

this is my favorite subreadit

at 2:00 that persons name is farlandu. your welcome. i don't know why, it doesn't make sense, but that's what it says. its called enderman alphabet if u wish to learn.

1:59 "To make them panani-c" 💀 Good vid btw.

That comic at the beginning. Lmao

4:55 I've had a similar experience like this in middle school, except when the girl put her hair on my desk, I got mad, took a pair of scissors, and cut off the part of the hair that was on my desk and threw it away. I was in the back of the class so no one really expected anything. The girl was really upset when she found out, but she has no idea how it happened.

Ever since that last one with the person that abused Pou, I installed Pou and started caring for it properly (>_

17:54 I’d steal all their toilet paper except for a single sheet on the roll.

7:24 I would say "what the fuck is this?!" Yes, I know I shouldn't be disgusted by a free meal, but there's a breaking point even for a poor man when it comes to food.

Dark memes

5:33 I work in a high school. Selective hearing is a vital skill in life.

5:45 fun fact: my uncle has actually sawed a lot of the wooden spoons back when he was a kid. No joke, the moment he was getting sacked, the spoon head broke off. He did not enjoy what happened when grandma realized what he was doing. (Though it was not as aggregious as chainsawing a damn hole in the floor in his bedroom. The damage STILL persists to this day in the house and nobody knows how the hell it can be adequately fixed.)

1:50 My last day of school is on friday. My homeroom is ELA. I'm doing this. edit: i was sick that day and didnt go

8:21, I literally blew on my screen lol

Noah… this bench is freshly painted

Say what you want about the nut sauce sandwich, but eating the crust before eating the rest is the best way to eat a sandwich

That baby shark thing! THANK YOU, I can make a promotional poster for our brand for that golllyyyy

That's how I eat sandwiches and burgers, too. The middle has the perfect amount of all the fillings so I eat it last. You just rotate the sandwich as you take bites!

0:14 literally that one spongebob gag from the episode: Krusty towers

He is dangerous...he is reckless...he is the COMPLETELY RANDOM MOTORCYCLE RIDER WE FOUND ON THE STREET THAT IS APPARENTLY CAUSING PROBLEMS!

That one about the iced milk can be an advantage to you even just like for once because if someone targeted your table just to give iced milk while you're still eating, You'll gladly drink it and not question it because it would be a waste if you don't even know who gave you but you really needed a drink and you took it as a free delectable.

Nah that elevator is just the employee elevator at the Krusty Towers.

Ahhhh! That lice one is awful! I had it once as a kid from someone using my brush and it sucked. 9th grade English class kid in front of me would always comb their hair and I could see the lice get picked up by the comb. I didn't need a reminder of that!

8:37 oh my god I was just listening to this, I looked over, and blew on my screen.

Makes me remember that time when I was a kid and I found a method to enter Club Penguin VIP accounts from random people, so I could have VIP for free, and when the owner finds out, I just look for a different person

11:54 this story is exactly why websites don't know your password. they just know what your password looks like after being run through an algorithm

11:11 _don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't sa-_ SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEEEEEE