Thanks to Branchy for the metronome 😂 branchyprotection.com
@PedroRubiobanquetesour9 ай бұрын
7😊
@AlminIbrakovic-eh3xh9 ай бұрын
😮 wow
@user-rj2de8fp8d9 ай бұрын
Вел изобрели лет 200 назад! Но сколько будет жить человечество, столько и будут его усовершенствовать !
@MyCrepu8 ай бұрын
C'est quoi comme marque de vélo ?
@ChannelZeroOne7 ай бұрын
Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.
@TheWebstaff9 ай бұрын
As someone with mechanical sympathy. Yeah in my nightmares!
@dennyismiwijaya78279 ай бұрын
😘Y😮
@NoOne-ef7yu7 ай бұрын
Standard procedure. Every good manufacturer tortures what they design. It's to make sure the stuff holds up in the field.
@mundodatv3597 ай бұрын
❤
@ryonaicorp4 ай бұрын
It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol
@jamesgizasson2 ай бұрын
@@ryonaicorp Weren't we all, though? Great... now my head is quoting Wolf's Rain. X3
@stevehunter74029 ай бұрын
Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada. A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.
@koolmotor4209 ай бұрын
❤
@Xan_xrave9 ай бұрын
What is name song?
@TokenTombstone8 ай бұрын
DaRude Sandstorm @@Xan_xrave
@Xan_xrave8 ай бұрын
@@TokenTombstone 🤬
@TokenTombstone8 ай бұрын
Not the result you were looking for? lol try 'wellerman' longest johns @@Xan_xrave
@yesntyesnt-ex7cf7 ай бұрын
*hits derailleur with 20tons of force* *gets a small scratch* German engineers: hmm ok this is a little weaker than the rest
@Aka.Aka.4 күн бұрын
german engineers are getting bad at cars though this past decade
@cphun29 ай бұрын
This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅
@mangobot929 ай бұрын
That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method. However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right. As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back
@BiggestRedditor7 ай бұрын
Every white country has been testing things using robots for awhile now.
@gaza45437 ай бұрын
what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.
@WEAREDERBY18846 ай бұрын
And because my German friends do things properly 👍
@LoneWanderer9055 ай бұрын
yeah lmao there's only product testing and QA on Germany, sure, uhuh.
@user-ke9yk5qp3u7 ай бұрын
Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!
@chadwells75626 ай бұрын
😂 Why do you think they push 1x so hard? Couldn’t make a front shifter worth a sheit
@robertkoleczko39875 ай бұрын
Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra! Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette! Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor. Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁 At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓
@leechbg41445 ай бұрын
😂
@quattro20043 ай бұрын
BS
@user-ke9yk5qp3u3 ай бұрын
@@quattro2004 ahh poor boo boo Sram fan feelings hurt?
@Waneerrr9 ай бұрын
Bike slapping machine
@GardenonTube9 ай бұрын
So why doesn’t it work after a few seasons sitting in a garage 😅
@fbabarbe4309 ай бұрын
Right maintenance. It is not a householdtool.
@666marq8 ай бұрын
Because it's been tested like that and worn out lol
@marcfavell8 ай бұрын
@@666marqthey they don't use them parts after testing though
@666marq8 ай бұрын
@@marcfavell really? so they're selling untested parts, too bad.
@andersniemann62457 ай бұрын
Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…
@hansmaulwurf38319 ай бұрын
I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.
@dogbog997 ай бұрын
Oh yes oh yes sir indeed
@BleakVision7 ай бұрын
Yeah, crap is gonna last you until shortly after the first rain.
@wankhairulanuar17848 ай бұрын
People buy phone for the camera....now you buy bicycle for the song...
@mikecazes88009 ай бұрын
SRAM... takes a beating and keeps not shifting :o
@codyneitte98019 ай бұрын
Lmfaooo😂
@turbolevo87039 ай бұрын
Wrong.
@HeKpoHoMuKoH2 ай бұрын
Works well even in Siberia, in winter..) Even -20 degrees (Celsius) Mechanical SRAM Rival 1, and electronic SRAM GX AXS.
@NeuronMTB9 ай бұрын
I watched it 16 times
@Jon_Slow7 ай бұрын
I already lost count, this shanty is very catchy. And I guess it's by design
@mikemurphy58983 ай бұрын
Lol... I hated the song. To each their own I guess
@charlesgeorge8111Ай бұрын
friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,
@nischalmali74147 ай бұрын
Need some Next level gaming chairs 😂 ,, ,, testing bang machine tester. BANG BANG BANG FIRE IN A HOLE.
@aidarsharafullin69009 ай бұрын
Waiting for an album
@FlAnKeR0272 ай бұрын
What is the name of the rear derailleur protection shown in the video?
@No_ReGretzky99Ай бұрын
Money 💵😂😂😂😂😂
@FlAnKeR027Ай бұрын
@@No_ReGretzky99 ?
@galaxiedance3135Ай бұрын
When you finish your Peanut Butter, take the lid, shape it a bit and zip tie it to the frame... bam... you've made your own.
@FlAnKeR027Ай бұрын
@@galaxiedance3135 heh
@davidchung564318 күн бұрын
The Derailleur protector 😂 sorry
@noevilla15196 ай бұрын
yo quisiera una bicicleta así pero con mi sueldo creo nunca la tendre
@TheJanvicgwaps9 ай бұрын
So what instrument do you play? The Rear Derailleur.
@koolmotor4209 ай бұрын
Fresh_+
@user-lz1hw6bi4j8 ай бұрын
Настоящий профессиональный подход!
@NURCU7 ай бұрын
Where is Shimano🤣🤣🤣
@ryonaicorp4 ай бұрын
I can still tell a SRAM testing lab when I see one after being out of the bike tech scene for 10 years 😂
@machinist_matt8 ай бұрын
Yeh, none of this happens in the E13 factory. 💩
@paquitopoejr240222 күн бұрын
Bike - dream Price - nightmare
@Keeazul6 ай бұрын
Nice tempo. In the meantime, Shimano's Torture Squad is making similar sounds but with an endless death metal tune.
@michaelslifecycle8 ай бұрын
This must’ve taken like 12 hours to edit 😂 Well done!
@brauliozunigamurillo19329 ай бұрын
Excellent this video and mountain bike😢😮😅😊
@Creative_358.28 күн бұрын
Сначало продают, а потом проверяют😂
@HabbAchmad-rc8bl8 ай бұрын
It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....
@kevincoulter22396 ай бұрын
Love the song. Perfect for testing. Love bike gear!!! 😃
@drill_fiend10976 ай бұрын
SRAM got inspired by Ikea chair puncher 💀
@joshschreiner7059Ай бұрын
You need a drummer bro dude let's do it 😂
@R3MMEY9 ай бұрын
No wonder why when you get a bike the gears aint setup properly 😂
@Thomas-vm4vd9 ай бұрын
no
@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs9 ай бұрын
exactly
@gtjack92 ай бұрын
I can guarantee that derailleur guard would stand no chance against my riding style😂
@muhammedjarju75324 ай бұрын
Music teacher: what instrument do you play? Me: bike
@mohamedcivil750910 күн бұрын
All these tests, and in the end, the first fall, the bike and the parts break😅😅
@rogelioclemente32798 ай бұрын
Yo les hago el favor de probar la calidad en campo !!!😅😅
@maximilianmiersch25304 ай бұрын
Enough KZfaq for today and It is the First Video after ma sleep 😂😂
@dersaction3 ай бұрын
This is genius😂😂😂
@bendenisereedy78659 ай бұрын
Bicycles are designed so lightweight that reliability is poor compared with cars. Nothing you can do about that without returning to the old days of 3-speed hubs and rod brakes on steel frames.
@HabbAchmad-rc8bl8 ай бұрын
Friend's, it's you can also compare your dressed, underwear with your skin and surface ....
@srdjanbabic64928 ай бұрын
Bro my tourney would die from 3 hits
@_Ambrosius8 ай бұрын
I like this , great art! You are artist!
@user-ch1gm2ik4q8 ай бұрын
Make one to Protect sideways impact.
@AngeloDeiparine18 күн бұрын
Sram is the Nokia of Cycling groupsets hahahaha
@davidteh1328Ай бұрын
POWER BY SRAMMMMM
@junaidsk30367 ай бұрын
Hi bro How much it is It's available
@azer12748 ай бұрын
C’est pas une raison valable de mettre les vélos à 10000€
@jamespink42023 ай бұрын
Just buy Campag, you know it won'y wear out! I have 1951 Gran Sport still working perfectly. 😂
@K.4.k9 ай бұрын
I think Nokia made this
@Dave_stoani2 ай бұрын
A:Whats your job? Sram: smackin expensive things
@-LiveFreeorDieАй бұрын
As a Quality Engineer, Design Verication/Environmental Testing is my life!
@the_fourth_sheet9 ай бұрын
What instrument do you play? Sram.
@hasan_z25 күн бұрын
Yes, its called quality assurance
@bugneto6 ай бұрын
Жду полный выпуск этого клипа. 😂
@djekzzz40533 ай бұрын
Самокаты захватят мир!!!😊
@edwardcody16714 ай бұрын
If they want some durability testing done they can give 1 to my 11 yr old that has gotten addicted to trail riding...now my old ass can barely keep up.
@Maggie-pm9nl6 ай бұрын
The derailer guard is smart ngl
@serdicz5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@xcuser717 ай бұрын
Netflix: Are You still watching?
@smitchwhite42908 ай бұрын
Saw this in Ikea, testing their furniture
@ndayishimiyeomari66459 күн бұрын
How much does this bike cost?
@thekidd81698 ай бұрын
Testing is the best
@leathleyg59955 ай бұрын
Machine testing gave rise to the phrase - "Real world testing"......
@sumukhas54183 ай бұрын
POV when manufacturing: ....... POV after purchasing: My gear assembly came out after a feature fell on top of it.
@diehardbikes3 ай бұрын
Watching this makes me want a new bike.
@IRISHSALTMINER619 ай бұрын
Strangely cathartic
@user-vf7by5jj8w4 ай бұрын
ВЫСШЕЕ ТЕХНИЧЕСКОЕ КАЧЕСТВО, БОЖЕ КАК ЖЕ Я ХОЧУ ТАКОЙ ❤
@MakarenkoSasha17 күн бұрын
Высчитывают толщину металла, чтобы отказало точно по истечению гарантии.
@codyneitte98019 ай бұрын
Lmao bro 😂 nice touch
@danielrivera35357 ай бұрын
No, this is another level.
@Zahidahmed24884 ай бұрын
کتنی قیمت ہے محترم
@Billy-cs4cc7 ай бұрын
Branchy is the company? Model of this bike??
@dnash21315 ай бұрын
I should be a product tester, I have an uncanny ability to break pretty much everything.
@noorhazli6144Ай бұрын
MTB needs to be tough like BMX
@VAS.T5 ай бұрын
its called quality management and every company has or should have one department for it.
@aryansubhash6 ай бұрын
Company advertising: Tested with 1 lakh pressing cycles and peddling.
@ThefrogbreadАй бұрын
Lights saddle on fire: oh no, it melted
@Gazzaloddi-ml9ejАй бұрын
Man this is really pushing my buttons
@danqx_159 ай бұрын
Automatical transmission? 🤨
@professor_arjun_dixit8 ай бұрын
Which bicycle ?
@CalatorPrinRomania.3 ай бұрын
This is how SRAM tests their shifters
@Alvio648 ай бұрын
Its called lifecycle testing
@SomthingVR7 ай бұрын
Of course canyon was doing this
@user-tz9iy7mu7p8 ай бұрын
Hunter Brothers--Sea Shanty👍👏
@ryancuda458 ай бұрын
its called bench testing
@promatracposedarjezadar13 күн бұрын
Bravo decki,top
@D20099 ай бұрын
Это идеально🤤🫢
@kirkpatrickfrias57267 ай бұрын
torture test awesome 👌
@silvaincyt48108 ай бұрын
This a simulator on how NYC roads are
@leowang26574 ай бұрын
So cool😂😂 not expected
@JayHeartwing7 ай бұрын
Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring that sugar and tea and SRAM
@DiadeLosmuertos-ij7wvАй бұрын
Every good company makes the Same nothing the World has Not Seen 😂
@victortran2478 ай бұрын
Kinky bike punishing toys lol
@njs4618 ай бұрын
Epic!
@ROBERTITO318 ай бұрын
love it
@arthurpacis70108 ай бұрын
Torture - humiliation Test .
@user-fu8vz7xv7i3 ай бұрын
It's not the hits that worries me. It's rust🙈.
@theowl62535 ай бұрын
It's a masterpiece
@crosschex91045 ай бұрын
stress test satisfying
@nicogoth72978 ай бұрын
Yes, I’m IKEA for some sofa 😇
@Sourceoftruths4 ай бұрын
Oder is available sir?? Please reply 🙏
@__Pat5 ай бұрын
Is this an automated/robotic bike mechanic?
@tomthompson74005 ай бұрын
still not a 15 year old school boy in a rush ,, thats testing a bike to its limits.