Endless Maze Torture for Airline Passengers

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The Spiffing Brit

The Spiffing Brit

3 жыл бұрын

Sim Airport is an early access game which is effectively an airport tycoon. You are given the task of running an international airport and get people flying to their dream destinations for work or holiday. All in the meantime we must somehow turn a profit! Now when it comes to making infinite money there are several ways to do it. Today however we have decided to just start building a giant advert trap maze to exploit the ai pathfinding in the game and turn it into a nightmarish Disney land queue simulator with no escape and no counter oh and it will make us infinite money! Thats right its a classic video of the spiffing brit breaking an early access game that has just topped the charts so why not go find Sim Airport on steam! So sit back and get comfy as I reveal my Airport tycoon guide and sim airport tips on how to break the game!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
So sit back relax and enjoy this Sim Airport Exploit! How on earth can one english bugger beat this Tycoon airport builder and gain immortality with an unstoppable maze of adverts!! All will be revealed in this Sim Airport gameplay montage where in this we unleash the greatest Trap Maze! Who knows maybe this game is more broken than prison architect!
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Title: BUILDING A GIANT ADVERT TRAP MAZE TO EXPLOIT THE GAME - Sim Airport Is a Perfectly Balanced game

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@RTGame
@RTGame 3 жыл бұрын
Flights were never cancelled due to covid, we've all just been navigating Spiff's labyrinths this entire time
@ikosaheadrom
@ikosaheadrom 3 жыл бұрын
I have the chance to say first but won't
@ikosaheadrom
@ikosaheadrom 3 жыл бұрын
2nd
@ikosaheadrom
@ikosaheadrom 3 жыл бұрын
But I'll say that
@toaster_
@toaster_ 3 жыл бұрын
yooo hope ur break is going well
@RachaelLongLastName
@RachaelLongLastName 3 жыл бұрын
6th Edit: I can’t believe I made it
@Mgauge
@Mgauge 3 жыл бұрын
There is a point where advertising goes beyond “aggressive” and enters “war crime” territory.
@neooblisk0084
@neooblisk0084 3 жыл бұрын
And that point is never
@maximeroy3478
@maximeroy3478 3 жыл бұрын
Are you talking about ads on KZfaq?
@strikes_again
@strikes_again 3 жыл бұрын
There’s a fine line but it ad to be done
@ecmorgan69
@ecmorgan69 3 жыл бұрын
@@maximeroy3478 KZfaq Premium FTW. 👍
@blue2sco
@blue2sco 3 жыл бұрын
This is not "advertising" it's not even propaganda.......it's brain washing which is a war crime.
@Cerebrate0Fenix
@Cerebrate0Fenix 2 жыл бұрын
When spiff said “Ideally a plane wants to be on the ground about 2 hours” I was like… Wait I used to the work at the airport and… “But were just gonna shove them in and give them about 45 minutes” … yeah that sounds about right.
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE Жыл бұрын
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎
@holmanthehorror6127
@holmanthehorror6127 Жыл бұрын
@@EEEEEEEE E
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
🪦🪦🪦
@Kaitri
@Kaitri 3 ай бұрын
Im 2 years late so as someone who used to fly a fair amount... yeah they shove you in and then the plane gets delayed for an hour. Woohoo
@peterm4675
@peterm4675 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff's recreation of O'hare international airport is terrifyingly accurate, 87% accuracy I think. The remaining 17% is security stops and life insurance vending machines.
@veryoriginalname2515
@veryoriginalname2515 Жыл бұрын
May i ask... Is your mistake in the math intentional?
@Smoketrees1969
@Smoketrees1969 Жыл бұрын
​@@veryoriginalname2515 it is now a forever mystery
@richardsylvester4518
@richardsylvester4518 3 жыл бұрын
If EA built an airport ...
@OneViolentGentleman
@OneViolentGentleman 3 жыл бұрын
I bet they'd figure out a way to put in loot boxes
@vareckthehistoricaldemon196
@vareckthehistoricaldemon196 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneViolentGentleman that's how you "choose" your airline you buy a loot box
@jasonpau9623
@jasonpau9623 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@nemesis-music
@nemesis-music 3 жыл бұрын
@@OneViolentGentleman there not loot boxes but a surprise mechanism
@girrrrrrr2
@girrrrrrr2 3 жыл бұрын
You get a sense of pride and accomplishment from getting to the gate.
@resin01
@resin01 3 жыл бұрын
"No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme park for your luggage"
@PizzaPowerXYZ
@PizzaPowerXYZ 3 жыл бұрын
The luggage gets lost in raid shadowlegends, so you watch more ads about raid shadowlegends to get your luggage back
@JorgetePanete
@JorgetePanete 2 жыл бұрын
ad*
@SenatorRocket
@SenatorRocket 2 жыл бұрын
@@JorgetePanete "No sorry you must have misread. This isn't an airport, it's an addport! The planes are just a small theme ad for your luggage" I fixed the comment based on what you said
@JorgetePanete
@JorgetePanete 2 жыл бұрын
@@SenatorRocket no
@thewootpanda
@thewootpanda 2 жыл бұрын
I say theres too many people per plane. They need to fill the plane with raid shadow legends and nord vpn ads and just have one person or child (whatever) per flight in their own personal hell. No food will be served because the flight attendants killed themselves or are playing raid shadow legends
@EffinChat
@EffinChat 2 жыл бұрын
Odd that my first thought was "that's not the most efficient layout of advertising space" when I looked at his danger maze Watching Spiff has warped my view of how to play these sorts of games
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
Its the influence of Yorkshire tea.
@darkezeo7322
@darkezeo7322 Жыл бұрын
Friend i felt the same pain as you
@slinelol
@slinelol Жыл бұрын
@@darkezeo7322 my towerdefense part of my brain started tingeling and got angry
@darkezeo7322
@darkezeo7322 Жыл бұрын
@@slinelol hah my friend i hate how I completely understand what you mean
@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 Жыл бұрын
@@slinelol my started buzzing, which was different from the usual tingling. It think it was both impressed by Spiff's audacity and angered by the lack of optimization
@caraYmii
@caraYmii 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: "Is it dangerous? Probably. Do we care? No!" Ryan Air: "Hold my beer!"
@lazulenoc6863
@lazulenoc6863 3 жыл бұрын
You are not wrong.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 жыл бұрын
I think if ryan air could they would knock all their passengers out stuff as many as possible into the plane with no seats because you are unconscious and then just fish you out at the end and leave you to wake up on the airport floor.
@lazulenoc6863
@lazulenoc6863 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 Only the best for first class, after all.
@davidharshman7645
@davidharshman7645 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewtalbot-paine7977 And people would still pay for the privilege because it is a cheaper flight that technically gets them where they are going.
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidharshman7645 This would actually be my preferred way of travelling.
@ArthurEKing8472
@ArthurEKing8472 3 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brit telling airport jokes? That's just not gonna fly.
@Nesseight
@Nesseight 3 жыл бұрын
I dunno about you, but most of his jokes flew over my head.
@Adamant_Consternation
@Adamant_Consternation 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be glad when we reach the tail end of these puns.
@gardenofeden1409
@gardenofeden1409 3 жыл бұрын
@@Adamant_Consternation truly, they really exhaust me
@beanface7408
@beanface7408 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think some of them are going to land with the audience.
@stellarx20
@stellarx20 3 жыл бұрын
These are some really plane jokes.
@dumbidiot3928
@dumbidiot3928 3 жыл бұрын
We should be grateful that Spiff isn’t in charge of the KZfaq ads. Pretty sure by the end of a month, everybody would have bought premium, and Spiff would still somehow figure a way to get us to watch more ads.
@albertoandrade9807
@albertoandrade9807 3 жыл бұрын
Comment of the year
@mr.e3987
@mr.e3987 3 жыл бұрын
I get you but we arent forced to watch his content. Secondly 👀, I have adblock and this adblock has auto skip few seconds for sponsors, like/sub messages etc I have turned on....
@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal
@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal 3 жыл бұрын
uBlock Origin gang here B) fuck shitty ads, I'm sick of seeing them my entire life so I decided to Thanos snap them.
@apui4eva
@apui4eva 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, LOL
@Aplldh
@Aplldh 2 жыл бұрын
@@mr.e3987 sauce
@tristangoncalves1417
@tristangoncalves1417 2 жыл бұрын
Unusual for spiff to play a game normally like this, it's just a regular airport business model no exploitation at all
@neoncatua5819
@neoncatua5819 2 жыл бұрын
When he was making a legendary only prison architect in the second half of the video he played pretty normal
@Technomanicat
@Technomanicat Жыл бұрын
Oh but he is exploiting someone, the customers
@TeddyOG
@TeddyOG 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is probably an accurate view of the head space of a airline CEO. "I don't give a shit how many people get to where they need to as long as we profit". And it's even more hilarious because of that
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 3 жыл бұрын
So it's a tower defense game where advertisements are your bullets. That sounds terrifying
@michellewilt4479
@michellewilt4479 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like real life
@danielhale1
@danielhale1 3 жыл бұрын
@@michellewilt4479 Indeed, the internet incarnate!
@Kingsly9802
@Kingsly9802 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda like the idea of it as a parody game. The entire goal is sucking all of the money out of someone before they can spend it on something meaningful.
@jaeusa160
@jaeusa160 3 жыл бұрын
So basically a turret defense mobile game.
@PiperEricksonTheEverQueen
@PiperEricksonTheEverQueen 2 жыл бұрын
@@danielhale1 please... do not give me a idea of what the physical representation of the internet would be. I already know it would be poisonous and toxic, probably radioactive.
@DDCRExposed
@DDCRExposed 3 жыл бұрын
People that actually make it on to the plane can't help themselves but hum the tunes of the ads that have been maniacally drilled into their heads.
@ThorsShadow
@ThorsShadow 2 жыл бұрын
Man, Spiff's airport jokes have really taken off recently. Soaring high, even. I feel he has to practice a bit on sticking the landing, though.
@TheJinxCast
@TheJinxCast Жыл бұрын
-2
@davidharshman7645
@davidharshman7645 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like Spiffing Brits monologue in this episode could just be the adapted conversation from a real company's board room...
@WolfHagenSdW
@WolfHagenSdW 3 жыл бұрын
After getting blared at, by ads at 100db, I can't hear my boss nagging about me not beeing on time, due to a missed flight. 8/10. Had to relief in an empty soda can, would book a flight again.
@kurgerbing9491
@kurgerbing9491 3 жыл бұрын
Bezos is that u
@JorgetePanete
@JorgetePanete 2 жыл бұрын
beeing
@woofyou1186
@woofyou1186 2 жыл бұрын
@@JorgetePanete buzz buzz
@Sumirevins
@Sumirevins 3 жыл бұрын
*"Hey, I'm British and I love taking other people's money"* -The Spiffing Brit,2021
@TheMisterman15
@TheMisterman15 3 жыл бұрын
@Low Tier God I don't know, Weird Al's pretty good
@kingck2896
@kingck2896 3 жыл бұрын
Hello dark soul his name spiff by the way
@matthewtalbot-paine7977
@matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 жыл бұрын
We also love taking their countries.
@mirjanbouma
@mirjanbouma 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMisterman15Low Tier god is a troll, FYI
@TheMisterman15
@TheMisterman15 2 жыл бұрын
@@mirjanbouma I figured as much with him saying Drake was the best artist
@taylordiamond
@taylordiamond 2 жыл бұрын
My time at Spiff co Airport is as follows: I walked in and was immediately bombarded with ad machines. Thinking nothing of it I walked to the counter, bought my ticket and made my way to the security queue. Along the way I had to watch probably THOUSANDS of ads. It was a nightmare of waiting. Finally I got past security no problem and found there was only one snack machine, so I stopped by the ATM and took out some money even though there was a $5 fee to do so, bought a bag of chips and went to sit down but there were only 2 seats and there was trash all over the ground so I just stood and waited for my flight. It never arrived because the previous plane was taking up the space, so I got fed up and left passing probably thousands of more adverts on my way out. Overall I give Spiff co airport 5 out of 5 stars, the ATM machine was an absolute joy to work with, very friendly. Would go again.
@blakksheep736
@blakksheep736 2 жыл бұрын
I've seen both Let's Game It Out and Spiff play Sim Airport, and its interesting and fun to compare their definitions of "chaotic evil".
@rednova05
@rednova05 Жыл бұрын
Spiff is more of lawful evil Josh is true chaotic evil
@tiktikboom2371
@tiktikboom2371 3 жыл бұрын
"bugger me sideways with a tea bag" best saying ever xD
@heyheyitsjae2475
@heyheyitsjae2475 3 жыл бұрын
Read this comment as he said it
@fishpop
@fishpop 3 жыл бұрын
12:17
@damianx1089
@damianx1089 3 жыл бұрын
Greatest comment ever.
@dvtb183
@dvtb183 2 жыл бұрын
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@dvtb183
@dvtb183 2 жыл бұрын
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@DJAvren
@DJAvren 3 жыл бұрын
It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on Earth has ever produced the expression "as pretty as an airport". Airports are ugly. Some are very ugly. Some attain a degree of ugliness that can only be the result of a special effort. This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (...) and the architects have on the whole tried to reflect this in their designs. - Douglas Adams
@OfficialBrownieGER
@OfficialBrownieGER 3 жыл бұрын
@Low Tier God what are you on about
@akimomalrov3241
@akimomalrov3241 3 жыл бұрын
interesting
@GoodGamer3000
@GoodGamer3000 3 жыл бұрын
@Low Tier God, it's a copy and pasted quote bro lol
@rpgaholic8202
@rpgaholic8202 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has went to airports to pick up family that's travelled... I can't say Spiff is wrong when he describes airports as milking as much money as possible from people, I swear the cost of stuff doubles because you're captive there when you travel.
@hunterg2825
@hunterg2825 3 жыл бұрын
I have to say i am a flight attendant and tbh this seems like a normal day when you fly through atl or mdw (Atlanta or Chicago) but it this video made me laugh so much thank you spiff
@Zoid-cn5us
@Zoid-cn5us 3 жыл бұрын
"Well bugger me sideways with a tea bag" in the most suppressed joyous tone is the mark of true happiness. Its one of the many reasons why I always make some nice Irish Breakfast Tea and rewatch old videos.
@aquaskull2624
@aquaskull2624 3 жыл бұрын
He just broke the record for worlds most British catchphrase
@kylewalter3111
@kylewalter3111 3 жыл бұрын
Why do I hear spiff's voice while reading this
@sarahhansen2127
@sarahhansen2127 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is Irish breakfast tea
@gingerinajacket8519
@gingerinajacket8519 3 жыл бұрын
Typical Spiffing Modern video: Hilariously broken idea Explanation of broken idea War crimes #1 and #2. Pun War crime #3 Acknowledgement of how the game doesn't know how to handle him War crime #4 Pun Absurd amount of money
@bubla2659
@bubla2659 3 жыл бұрын
I like the pun part
@NerdyCatCoffeeee
@NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 жыл бұрын
you forgot the bonus warcrime #5 in the end
@caleb-hines
@caleb-hines 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen it in a while, but there's occassionally also the Totally Unexpected Jump Into The Middle Of The Video where you least expect it to offer you a completely legit deal if the video receives N likes for some large number of N.
@runed0s86
@runed0s86 3 жыл бұрын
I think spiff created life, and that's why his good puns are turning into dad puns.
@NerdyCatCoffeeee
@NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 жыл бұрын
@@runed0s86 It's just his scheme to make money. Make a baby, let the baby grow, profit. Just wait 15 years
@BolarolaBoi
@BolarolaBoi 2 жыл бұрын
"This plane is set to depart 5 minutes before this one arrives, and if it doesn't depart in that time, this airplane just doesn't land." Bruh imagine arriving at this airport from a different airport, and your plane just doesn't land. Where does it go? Does it just fly circles? The planes have to land somewhere!
@WooShell
@WooShell 3 жыл бұрын
Every time Spiff says "ATM machine", I have the urge to throw a cup of coffee at him..
@robertk1701
@robertk1701 3 жыл бұрын
All these dad jokes have me wondering if there is a Spiffing Brat on the way.
@mirjanbouma
@mirjanbouma 2 жыл бұрын
Spiffing Brat 😂😂😂 your genius is criminally underrated
@Sniperbear13
@Sniperbear13 3 жыл бұрын
as someone who has been inside an Airport in Las Vegas, this just looks like Airport.
@benoithudson7235
@benoithudson7235 2 жыл бұрын
OK I'm not the only one who thinks this is just a sim of McCarren Field.
@noodlelynoodle.
@noodlelynoodle. 17 күн бұрын
​@@benoithudson7235not nearly enough gambling machines lol
@TheAski5
@TheAski5 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff: " ATM Machine" Me: " Automated Teller Machine Machine????"
@canebro1
@canebro1 2 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department
@LordRunolfrUlfsson
@LordRunolfrUlfsson 2 жыл бұрын
When I go to an airport, I expect to be miserable, and Spiffco Airport delivers like no other.
@kwakumkhatshwa2603
@kwakumkhatshwa2603 3 жыл бұрын
No one: Spiff: If "IT" isn't coming home then no one else will.
@ClorindeASMRWhen
@ClorindeASMRWhen 3 жыл бұрын
Get this comment to the top!
@Jotolink
@Jotolink 3 жыл бұрын
" I got the highest score on the ATM game today 200,000!" " Well, I got 400 today on the Vending Machine game! "
@gunmunz
@gunmunz 2 жыл бұрын
Spiffing is just the embodyment of that guy who goes 'We got to have more...money~"
@Yr-Anghenfil
@Yr-Anghenfil 3 жыл бұрын
The Airways companies love Spiff as he's saving them millions in fuel because they're flying empty (and lighter) aeroplanes whilst still selling the tickets 🤣
@I_will_defeat_everyone
@I_will_defeat_everyone 3 жыл бұрын
TheSpiffingBrit playing any game : *money*
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 3 жыл бұрын
@Low Tier God huh
@Kipriuks
@Kipriuks 3 жыл бұрын
*MONEY*
@mirjanbouma
@mirjanbouma 2 жыл бұрын
But sir, this is Pong Spiff: M O N E Y
@davidsalisbury1688
@davidsalisbury1688 3 жыл бұрын
This vid hits a little close to home. I can't even pump my gas without seeing an advert anymore.
@vortigern4804
@vortigern4804 3 жыл бұрын
"You're frustrated, you hate your environment, you're dying of hunger, and you lack information" my god, you've built America!
@krillianlastrange4886
@krillianlastrange4886 3 жыл бұрын
The dad jokes from the last couple weeks have to be Spiff announcing he's going to be a dad, right?
@juliancalero8012
@juliancalero8012 3 жыл бұрын
The spiff co. airport is capitalist hellscape where it's so slow that I missed the funeral of all my family, the noise it too loud and overlapping so much I can barely make out the induvial ads from each other and the food is at the minimum quality, 10 out of 10 as the atms are so amazing and I would recommend to others
@captaindrywall39
@captaindrywall39 2 жыл бұрын
tty
@kadenbonnot8853
@kadenbonnot8853 2 жыл бұрын
And the worst part is my family wasn't even dead when I got to the airport
@garrettstater7700
@garrettstater7700 2 жыл бұрын
V I’m nvm bbm
@garrettstater7700
@garrettstater7700 2 жыл бұрын
B
@Tiknaps
@Tiknaps 2 жыл бұрын
T
@applepieman117
@applepieman117 3 жыл бұрын
I am literally watching this in an airport
@backupplan6058
@backupplan6058 3 жыл бұрын
I guess it’s this or an ad.
@DoctorMedicine_
@DoctorMedicine_ 2 жыл бұрын
Plane: doesn’t task off in time Also plane: you’re going to the shadow realm plane two
@theuzzlepuzzle2656
@theuzzlepuzzle2656 2 жыл бұрын
KZfaq is literally just a passive money making game, create a product and it will always generate revenue overtime(if your monetized). That's why spiffs so good at it, he sees the world for the game it really is.
@courage473
@courage473 3 жыл бұрын
This is how I feel when I get KZfaq premium ads
@nikorasu_karasu
@nikorasu_karasu 3 жыл бұрын
Cough vanced app cough
@tardvandecluntproductions1278
@tardvandecluntproductions1278 3 жыл бұрын
The day I will cancel KZfaq Premium and take the effort to get Vanced working
@Roxor128
@Roxor128 3 жыл бұрын
I get no ads at all. I use Ublock Origin. Oh, and SponsorBlock to skip over sponsorships and interaction reminders.
@electromonkeyt6885
@electromonkeyt6885 3 жыл бұрын
The only thing that makes me happier than when the spiffing brit uploads is an atm machine.
@ctrs404
@ctrs404 3 жыл бұрын
Idk about you atms make me depressed
@rogman22390
@rogman22390 3 жыл бұрын
@@ctrs404 swoosh over the head
@uranium54321
@uranium54321 2 жыл бұрын
Great video, watching it brought me almost as much joy as when I use an ATM machine
@honkerbonker6700
@honkerbonker6700 2 жыл бұрын
14:40 "these people missed their flights , what they gonna do ? They just gonna remain sat on the seats , looking at the adverts" - that seem to describe hell adverto-port . Congrats , you created yet another hell on earth ! Yay ^^
@Krellyan
@Krellyan 3 жыл бұрын
It's truly the greatest airport ever, and it's so easy! Plane and simple.
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
@TheInternetHelpdeskPlays 3 жыл бұрын
And once again, a game I've never heard I will have to go and buy and play.
@ecmorgan69
@ecmorgan69 3 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit "The economy is still unbalanced though" 🤔 Gee, you don't say. If it was balanced, would you even be playing it on your channel? 😁
@tazzie165
@tazzie165 3 жыл бұрын
"He who walks sideways through a airport door is going to Bangkok"
@thegeneralissimo470
@thegeneralissimo470 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays this game from time to time, this strat is moderately viable.
@amadeusvultzart9935
@amadeusvultzart9935 3 жыл бұрын
TheSpiffingBrit did it. He built a catastrophically successfull airport AND an exact depiction of what it feels like to be a coffee drinker.
@86BlackRider86
@86BlackRider86 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this is Spiff making fun of RAID shadow legends
@steveaustin4013
@steveaustin4013 3 жыл бұрын
Been going through a rough patch. Binging your videos makes life brighter. Thank you sir
@extralyfe
@extralyfe 3 жыл бұрын
I got an ad for Raid: Shadow Legends as I was watching this video, and I've never felt so immersed in the carnage.
@ChaoticNeutralMatt
@ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder how coffee flavoured tea would break Spiff.
@aulvinduergard9952
@aulvinduergard9952 3 жыл бұрын
Or tea flavored coffee.
@Serahpin
@Serahpin 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't coffee just a flavor of tea?
@5peciesunkn0wn
@5peciesunkn0wn 3 жыл бұрын
@@Serahpin Might be getting whooshed here, but coffee is made from a type of plant's berries/seeds, while tea is made from leaves.
@Serahpin
@Serahpin 3 жыл бұрын
@@5peciesunkn0wn Does that mean rice milk is a type of coffee!?
@5peciesunkn0wn
@5peciesunkn0wn 3 жыл бұрын
@@Serahpin I suppose it could be? XD
@Blandco
@Blandco 3 жыл бұрын
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow itself. "0%...But I was still paid!" Spiff is very much in tune with the airline industry.
@dkkelly87
@dkkelly87 3 жыл бұрын
Been watching for a while, years even, this was the first video I happened to be drinking a cup of Yorkshire tea as I watched it. Cheers.
@blakewarren3888
@blakewarren3888 3 жыл бұрын
Airport ratings go up .1 percent Meanwhile Spiff: It's never been better
@murrayboyton8779
@murrayboyton8779 3 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that The Spiffing Brit is another variant of Kang.
@ninjaman0003
@ninjaman0003 3 жыл бұрын
First time I've liked a spiff video in time to be apart of the promotion group! Cant wait to see how I'll be exploited!
@sephiroth1985102514
@sephiroth1985102514 2 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos I've seen all day. Just perfect Brit! 🤣
@immortaldeadfast5530
@immortaldeadfast5530 2 жыл бұрын
This one was a side-splitter. Earned a like, and I don't give those out like candy either.
@ilajoie3
@ilajoie3 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to load the baggage claim area with adverts, that's money lost
@supa5820
@supa5820 3 жыл бұрын
ah yes another balanced game
@blutwirbel3180
@blutwirbel3180 3 жыл бұрын
Hello mister universes ahead of me
@siegel880
@siegel880 3 жыл бұрын
Every game is balanced. It's just a question of how long it takes Duke Spiff to find that balance.
@Sasinc-pw8ni
@Sasinc-pw8ni 3 жыл бұрын
I how I just watched one of your videos 'sponsored' by RAID and it was so satirical and then there is this beautiful video featuring Raid and VPN. Just gold.... Yorkshire Gold that is!
@purpsonus
@purpsonus 2 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m crying this is ur best vid I’ve seen by far
@TSPKane
@TSPKane 3 жыл бұрын
You know people usual get paid for saying “raid shadow legends” that many times lmao
@Onionator
@Onionator 3 жыл бұрын
Every single pence of that questionably earned money goes to tea as always
@christianwalker2548
@christianwalker2548 2 жыл бұрын
Consistently an amazing tea drinker! Cheers to you!
@illiath4438
@illiath4438 3 жыл бұрын
Having traveled internationally with layovers at Heathrow a few times... I can definitely say that to me, SpiffCo Airport is the best Airport in the world... and it looks so clean and well lit :)
@SolusWhite
@SolusWhite 3 жыл бұрын
An airport with constant raid shadow lemons? I had no idea youterb invested into buildimg an airport...
@failbot2008
@failbot2008 3 жыл бұрын
You've inspired me to download this game from my wife's library and completely and utterly destroy it. Cheers!
@jamesp8459
@jamesp8459 3 жыл бұрын
This set up makes about as much sense as Walmart having 2 check out people and 30 empty lanes, now you know why.
@CrystalStearOfTheCas
@CrystalStearOfTheCas 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the written description, this one really is a gem
@AbyssalLord
@AbyssalLord 2 жыл бұрын
Broke: First class lounge at Heathrow Woke: Charging people to choose their seat on a flight Bespoke: Spiff's Adport where every step is into elbow-deep rubbish and 80,000 screaming Raid ads
@mattias3253
@mattias3253 3 жыл бұрын
Is this all a ploy to push things in the favor towards ships? How very british!
@liambailey4556
@liambailey4556 3 жыл бұрын
I finally found you out! Only you could cause the Sheffield highways to be what I like to call Sodor levels of confusion and delay! Well done Sir
@martinwise770
@martinwise770 2 жыл бұрын
Dude that jump from 11,000 to 52,000 had me ROLLING 😂😂
@blunderingfool
@blunderingfool 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm English and I love taking other people's money!" Wait a minute... it was the Spaniards doing that though... We had the common decency to at least hand over hard drugs.
@unmeasuredvalley6995
@unmeasuredvalley6995 2 жыл бұрын
I can enjoy watching this man commenting just about anything, what a glorious human specimen he is indeed
@ColinTimmins
@ColinTimmins 3 жыл бұрын
15:45 Best joke ever! This is why I love Spiff and his pile’o’tea…
@danielbbg6199
@danielbbg6199 3 жыл бұрын
On pc ihave adblocker, but not on the phone, and you don't have ads, my reason to watch you before sleep, and hit the like, thank you spiff
@rustler08
@rustler08 3 жыл бұрын
You need to assemble the walls with ATMs and snack machines, alongside adverts
@Lavourrin
@Lavourrin 3 жыл бұрын
One ad stand may not give you much income, but when you put alot of them, it quickly ads up. See, I can do puns too!
@makitalo007
@makitalo007 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold right there with a bit of truth in it. Lovely stuff keep it up :)
@redshirt49
@redshirt49 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, stopovers of less than an hour are commonplace. They generally only park the plane long enough to unload passengers, clean the cabin, load fuel, perform flight and cabin crew changes and then reload passengers. All of this can be done in half an hour. The less time it takes the better, airports like it because it means an empty gate and an empty gate means more room for traffic. Airlines like it because any second that a plane remains grounded, it's not generating revenue. I think the most interesting aspect of this video though is Spiff is actually closer to reality than he might suspect with this design. Large airports have ads absolutely everywhere. And any space that isn't filled with airport essentials will be shops and businesses. The airports often tend to be designed in such a way that you must pass through or by the shops in order to get to the gates.
@cateatingcheese6721
@cateatingcheese6721 3 жыл бұрын
My day: *sucks* Spiff: *uploads* Me: today just got alot better
@rhawkas2637
@rhawkas2637 3 жыл бұрын
Spiff is gonna have to suffer through his own creations in hell. XD
@j.r.havener4048
@j.r.havener4048 2 жыл бұрын
Well done, Spif. I've been Pavlov'd into drinking Yorkshire Tea as you didn't even need to remind me this video, yet here I am, cup of delicious in my hand. (sincerely, Yorkshire Red is amazing and is now my favorite breakfast tea - so thank you, kindly.)
@blahajenthusiast101
@blahajenthusiast101 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but the combination of Spiff's way of speaking and the way he makes his videos is ABSOLUTELY hilarious 🤣
@mammothachoo
@mammothachoo 3 жыл бұрын
Most people: spend hours trying to play the game strategically Spiff: utterly destroying the game with the best strategy possibly imaginable
@harshveerbhatti5424
@harshveerbhatti5424 3 жыл бұрын
I mean he isn't really making this strategy he's just copping amazons marketing campaigns
@mammothachoo
@mammothachoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@harshveerbhatti5424 ah yes, i see xD
@FEARSWTOR
@FEARSWTOR 3 жыл бұрын
The Spiffco Airport is greater than Heathrow, itself!
@rogierownage
@rogierownage 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, turning an airport manager game into a tower defense maze-building game
@giovannigennaro9732
@giovannigennaro9732 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff is a one man argument against monopolies.
@dcincco
@dcincco 3 жыл бұрын
Note: this is written before I finish the video I’ve seen what josh can do with this game. And by do, I mean create Hell so badly that even demons want to die. How does Josh of lets game it out do that, you may ask? Well here’s the answer: One wide hallways, and breaking physics to the point where the universe is crying. Let’s see what Spiff does to this game.
@amimm7776
@amimm7776 2 жыл бұрын
Spiff builds mazes for money, Josh builds mazes for fun
@meioubunny
@meioubunny 3 жыл бұрын
ok youve built the EA airport so when are we getting the Todd Howard airport?
@Lurker1991
@Lurker1991 3 жыл бұрын
Reanu Keeves as security... just by sniffing, he knows if you carry something illegal, uses his mind for cavity search and every plane is always on time whenever he is working. Literally sucks the planes faster to airport and shouts them out of there.
@christianschultz9715
@christianschultz9715 2 жыл бұрын
You mean the EAirport?
@teakat9608
@teakat9608 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who actually works at an airport, this hurts me more than I could have ever possibly imagined... Spiff, this is brilliant! XD
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