Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols

Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols | Chapo Trap House

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Episode 838 - Enemies of the Group Chat feat. Alex Nichols (6/3/24)
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Art/Animation by Emily Halaka @emilyhalaka
We have Alex on today to first and foremost look at newly released soda rankings. Then, we catch up on reactions to Trump’s conviction, examine the many Rubicons people are always crossing, and ask if Barron will be Augustus Batman or something. Then, two new banger campaign ads from new MAGA star Valentina Gomez. Finally, a long reading series about Erik Prince’s far-right podcast group chat, and the various good & normal opinions shared there from the many luminaries in his orbit.
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@noahwoods9102 Ай бұрын

Alex is a top candidate for 6th man of the year, he’s really stepped up in the wake of Cushman going down with the head boo boo

@jman7826 Ай бұрын

Anyone who refers to Pepsi as “Pepsi cola” is a cop

@ChickenSkin_Champion Ай бұрын

I love a Pepsi cola style cola beverage

@wesleystreet Ай бұрын

@@ChickenSkin_Champion I have tactically ascertained that Pepsi is a cola, sir.

@Mark-jr6ld Ай бұрын

A fat fat fat cop

@BigHomieGayAss1917 Ай бұрын

Anyone who calls soda as “pop” is part of the master race and is destined to conquer the Earth and reach Agartha via the hollow earth

@akumakorgar Ай бұрын

@@ChickenSkin_Champion Do you ever enjoy a Pepsi Cola with a hamburger sandwich and a side of french-fried potatoes?

@BiancaTallarico Ай бұрын

I have Baron transitioning to Batgirl on my bingo card.

@BigHomieGayAss1917 Ай бұрын

I love that the group chat is basically just reactionary Neocons and pseudo-Neofascists doing the scene from Downfall where Hitler is commanding phantom divisions, all of which are surely coming together to achieve some near-ultimate victory and win the war any day now. It’s so limp dick and impotent that it almost makes the Left seem like it controls the planet like fucking Hydra from the Marvel comics or something

@jamescoll130 Ай бұрын

Bruno Ganz, another great one.

@joshuamarx8209 Ай бұрын

I emphasize the word 'almost' for bhga... You're welcome

@nicks8443 Ай бұрын

Bring Alex on permanent. Have Davidson on more. I miss Cushbomb. Hope is doing well. But the show has been back in a big way. Banger episodes lately.

@awithers7 Ай бұрын

That reference about Sonic’s arms 😂😂 how do you guys know every piece of information ever to exist in the world

@sladeallen7453 Ай бұрын

That’s common knowledge round these parts

@Very_Nice_and_Polite_Person Ай бұрын

It's a reference to Chris Chan and his/her years-long campaign to get Sega to change Sonic's arm color back to how it used to be. Totally worth looking up for a good laugh.

@olliegray7068 Ай бұрын

I like how the guy describes Eric Prince as "not being into cartoonish villainy" when behind closed doors he's apparently tenting his fingers saying "The Islamic Republic of Iran has become a nuisance. Perhaps something should... happen to their leaders."

@princejellyfish3945 Ай бұрын

We’ve crossed the Rubicon of irony. Caesar will have his vengeance thus

@fightthepowerman Ай бұрын

Bro please bring this Alex guy on more often. He's like Felix but with the ability to tell if a bit is funny or not.

@fightthepowerman Ай бұрын

Also the ability to tag Felix's punchlines to add humour

@RancorousSea Ай бұрын

Felix is a swarmer and Alex is a counter puncher, styles make fights

@fightthepowerman Ай бұрын

@RancorousSea you right. Podcast would be 15min long if it wasn't for Felix.

@ToddSoloStory Ай бұрын

I love how those guys talk about Barron Trump like he’s the size and shape of Frank Horrigan from Fallout 2. Then, you look him up and he’s genuinely so skinny that even Trump’s expensive tailors can’t make him a suit that isn’t baggy.

@doctorbarber1 Ай бұрын

He looks like the after picture of an NFL offensive linemen who played at an unnatural, unhealthily massive weight and then immediately lost like 200 pounds when he retired.

@JoeSrok Ай бұрын

Trump's suits are always baggy so I guess that's par for the course 😂

@diehounderdoggenalt Ай бұрын

@@JoeSrok He's been buying his suits from Birch and Co Potato Sacks and Pillowcases Ltd for 45 years.

@Mark-jr6ld Ай бұрын

This really crosses my Rubicon

@jamescoll130 Ай бұрын

Rubicon is the Coca Cola version of Big Red.

@RancorousSea Ай бұрын

She rubis my con till I cross

@CephalicMiasma4 Ай бұрын

This really cuts my Reuben

@ChickenSkin_Champion Ай бұрын

@@RancorousSea She crosses my rubi til I con

@saltysatan4299 Ай бұрын

Crossed on my boy’s Rubicon for hours to this.

@jeremy____5747 Ай бұрын

Neocons suggesting war and espionage is like the first grade kid who brings the same toy for his turn at show-and-tell every single time. The teacher takes him aside and tells them patiently that they need to bring something new next time. Next time: its their favorite toy War with Iran again.

@ChewyThomson Ай бұрын

Dr. Pepper + Maker's Mark. You're welcome.

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Yes, DP is a vehicle for bourbon. Especially cherry bourbon. Especially cherry DP.

@Luminousreign Ай бұрын

Pretty much all of the classic sodas that weren’t for medicine were for whiskey/bourbon. Had to cover up inferior whiskey during prohibition and the Wild West.

@user-tl4fi6oy8d Ай бұрын

One of the funniest episodes I've heard. Alex is always hilarious.

@jingbot1071 Ай бұрын

I like the new trio of chapo, trap and house

@OwenPlamann Ай бұрын

Will = Chapo, cause he's the face of the show, Felix = Trap because he was best friends with Chief Keef and King Von in high school, Alex = House, cause he's a guest so he's in da house

@debdebberton Ай бұрын

i'm just glad they finally broke this monopoly up before it REALLY got outta hand smh

@jewfroDZak Ай бұрын

Mr. Pibb may not be college educated but he more than gets the job done when it comes to quenching your thirst. #drpepperdoesntcareaboutblackpeople

@RatPfink66 Ай бұрын

He could be a name for the world's cutest pitbull.

@wesshiflet2214 Ай бұрын

“i wanna warn you: the lyrics are pretty good”

@zionlittle96 Ай бұрын

as someone who lives like 3 blocks away from the purina headquarters, i can confirm it’s evil, and the fire from her flamethrower made me strong and straight

@SH-fs3by Ай бұрын

So excited I leaked a little 😅

@carsonpace4000 Ай бұрын

Awesome

@MJH-kr4zg Ай бұрын

How can Randy Couture be in this group chat and not the Black Rifle Coffee guys?

@denisonsmock5456 Ай бұрын

My Grandfather loves Dr. Pepper because according to him “it’s the original cherry coke”. I guess it’s his childhood coke from the soda jerk.

@hailkingrex Ай бұрын

the batman comparison to baron is more deranged than Frank Miller’s view of Batman

@kevingriener7441 Ай бұрын

Will went way too far on this episode. Pepsi, absolutely. Hunt's, don't disagree. But Burger King sucks? Home of the Whopper? I will eat your shit, sir.

@rembrandttip4861 Ай бұрын

But will you eat his ass?🤨

@shoxx48 Ай бұрын

Murder King did the spicy bean burger back in the day but these days it tastes like cardboard

@function0077 Ай бұрын

This group chat is simultaneously disturbing and pathetic. Why isn't this bigger news? When was this group chat 1st leaked?

@7heHorror Ай бұрын

They are the entire culture war, their adversaries are imaginary and receiving attention would just feed them. There is no "ConservativesOfTikTok" because lefties aren't desperate to litigate peoples' identities like these dorks are.

@CzolgoszWorkinMan Ай бұрын

trump is a blend of evil thomas wayne from the telltale game and gay thomas wayne from pennyworth

@bethdeva Ай бұрын

whyd the ceaser cross the rubicon

@pokeapple Ай бұрын

to get to the other side?

@AlexBissonnette Ай бұрын

I've been thinking long and hard about this but I wholeheartedly disagree with Will on his take that Burger King should go away. the Burger King Whopper is better than the Big Mac and I am tired of people pretending like it's not. Yes, Burger King's other items are, frankly, terrible, and their french fries are dry, powdery garbage. I still believe that Burger King should stick around, if only to produce more Whoppers and variants of the Whopper.

@BigHomieGayAss1917 Ай бұрын

For every BK hit they have something like 10 misses

@shanemac1646 Ай бұрын

Yea the whopper is awesome and in my opinion the best fast food burger. Love live the monarchy! Down with republicanism! Down with mayor mc cheese!

@stargrace420 Ай бұрын

The Burger King fry hate combined with most people preferring McDonald's soggy potatoes had always been crazy to me

@Virjunior01 Ай бұрын

The Impossible Whopper was actually great, too. I wasn't expecting that at all.

@justcommenting4981 Ай бұрын

Gage sounds like either Tim Poole or Ben Shapiro. The weird reference to Batman seems like Tim but describing Baron as hulking seems like Ben. I think there was one other columnist that kept making comic book references though.

@ashtoncox2005 Ай бұрын

I'm playing crusader kings right now

@Some_Average_Joe Ай бұрын

How's your game going?

@garrgravarr Ай бұрын

Me too. The Bronze Age Reborn mod. Also I'm gay.

@diegowushu Ай бұрын

@@garrgravarr Same, I only play gay kings and get lots of boyfriends

@hhhsss6076 Ай бұрын

If you like Dr. Pepper then I highly suggest trying out the regional Dr. Perky of new England sold at Hannaford

@gaiusleviathan8110 Ай бұрын

Dr. Perky is just Dr. Pepper with Percs in it like Mentos in coke

@jvladcliff4083 Ай бұрын

"we will eat your shit" is a pretty still burn lol

@walexander8378 Ай бұрын

They mean they'll go in your house after forcibly removing you from your home and raid your fridge. Like the IDF.

@shockout2020 Ай бұрын

Adam Friedland gay

@FadedEbony Ай бұрын

Same

@lmackenzie9198 Ай бұрын

Was this meant to go in to the search bar

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Bug

@thomasprislacjr.4063 Ай бұрын

18:47 - CWC reference not lost on us.

@handsomefox Ай бұрын

23 flavors lotta haters

@blakeudell Ай бұрын

Pibb still exists its just called Pibb Xtra now instead of Mr. Pibb for whatever reason. It still fucks.

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Reformulated and not as good tho, Dr. P shames it

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Ай бұрын

I thank god for the freestyle machines that brought Pibb amd Mello Yello where it was once hard to find

@RedNation87 20 күн бұрын

@@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClubThe only place that I can get it in Canada.

@taxirob2248 Ай бұрын

Dr. Pepper is great until you are vomiting it into a wall mounted ashtray in a 60 year old medical office building at 2 in the afternoon on a Wednesday at age 14.

@TheNdfan125 Ай бұрын

The fuck

@Luminousreign Ай бұрын

Bro Dr Pepper is one of the better throw up experiences, especially when it is fresh and still bubbly. Grow up

@taxirob2248 Ай бұрын

@@Luminousreign It wasn't fresh enough to still be refreshing, add a little hot bile to those 23 flavors and it's not so bueno

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

I think you drank the soda wrong, did you use the wrong hole?

@inprofile741 Ай бұрын

Hail Vanilla Coke supremacy

@freealter Ай бұрын

I wouldn’t call the firebombing of Tokyo not touching it lol. But the point still stands.

@joshuamarx8209 Ай бұрын

Nothing compared to Vietnam or DPRK...

@jj947 Ай бұрын

And the war against Japan wasn’t a project to settle a different ethnic group there

@nickadt Ай бұрын

Pepsi is neither fine nor OK.

@Virjunior01 Ай бұрын

I'm fine with it, but I never prefer it... you feel it coat your damned teeth and the chemicals trying to bore holes in them.

@stefanoalves8862 Ай бұрын

Pepsi Twist is so good they probably should give its own separate brand.

@RancorousSea Ай бұрын

When I was a kid I tried to speed run diabetes on that shit

@shaunsmith9013 Ай бұрын

No bigger evidence of Felix is just a contraian...."Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper"

@XxCorvette1xX Ай бұрын

He is objectively correct

@kevinmcdowell9074 20 күн бұрын

@@XxCorvette1xXmaybe, but he is a contrarian. 49:56

@RedNation87 20 күн бұрын

If you were Canadian, you would appreciate Pibb Xtra more. It's really scarce here, and is superior to Dr. Pepper in every way.

@lmackenzie9198 Ай бұрын

Pepsi is the thinking man's drink [I would sooner die than use the term 'soda']

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Thinking is weak and gay

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Also your dialect will be homogenized and you will LIKE IT.

@seraph5765 Ай бұрын

Let’s hear Will mispronounce the word ‘harbinger’ again.

@joshuamarx8209 Ай бұрын

Taking the BK Broiler off the menu was a massive mistake in a long list of mistakes they have made in the last 25 years... Oh and Coke is only superior if its made with real sugar.

@PanarchyTheater Ай бұрын

That groupchat debunks Moldbug completely.

@bigbyrd7755 Ай бұрын

Fires of Rubicon but Ayre is Kamala

@hemingshark327 Ай бұрын

I really love these Alex episodes, but I wish the other FYM guys would also join in an episode or two.

@TheBeeOBee Ай бұрын

Who was the #1 backstreet boys or nsync?

@jamescoll130 Ай бұрын

Next up, Squirt dominance. We comin fo yo ass, Fresca

@justcommenting4981 Ай бұрын

I'm ready to eat shit!

@fkrkf Ай бұрын

Mmmmm fresca....

@Luminousreign Ай бұрын

Squirt is just pee bro

@Ulubai Ай бұрын

5:00 on the other hand, throwing him in jail for election violations is like charing Capone with tax evasion. Sure, he did it, but he also murdered a whole lot of people.

@utkarsh2746 Ай бұрын

And the idea is supposed to be that the State will get you one way or another. Only the State has a monopoly on violence.

@Virjunior01 Ай бұрын

Don't risk the flashy finisher when a simple low kick will do.

@theoldanarchist Ай бұрын

Red Gold! Barq's Root Beer!

@NOISECOREMafiaTV Ай бұрын

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!!!!JUST ONE PEPSI!!!!

@joshuamarx8209 Ай бұрын

"But you wouldn't give it to me; just one Pepsi!"

@doctorbarber1 Ай бұрын

One of the most embarrassing incidents of my life was when this old punk quoted that line at my job when I was a teenager. I had never heard "Institutionalized", but I had heard Fred Durst copping that line in "Stuck" off the first Limp Bizkit album. I said "oh yeah, like in the Limp Bizkit song" and he just glared at me lol.

@NOISECOREMafiaTV Ай бұрын

@@doctorbarber1 I will validate your enjoyment of Limp Bizkit. I was born the year that album came out and I have a special affinity for it and that band because my older siblings liked them. I kinda wanna go see them this year they put together the worst tour of all time

@doctorbarber1 Ай бұрын

@@NOISECOREMafiaTV I'm old so I was a tween when "Faith" blew up. I was in the perfect demographic for the whole nu-metal thing in the late 90s/early 2000s and got way into bands like Korn and Limp Bizkit. It was wild watching them go from being considered cool and cutting edge, to being panned as some of the worst music ever made, and now being revisited and reconsidered.

@fkrkf Ай бұрын

That song is older than my 21yo son.

@josephstrong1638 Ай бұрын

Alex is goated

@Virtuoso191 Ай бұрын

I blame Pepsi's bland logo change. It had an incredible run in the late 90's along with Sprite as the cool softdrink but the new logo is kinda retro but minimalist as today logos or insignia for sports teams

@Virjunior01 Ай бұрын

I honestly liked Crystal Pepsi

@joshuaalach9431 Ай бұрын

Felix saying Xtreme Couture is a middling gym is heresy. It is a magnet for right-wing crackpots though.

@darthtater1231 11 күн бұрын

Dr pepper released coconut as a victory lap that shit is the best soda ive had in years

@hesani_ceman Ай бұрын

3:17 what i say to myself on the toilet

@danielcropp8553 Ай бұрын

That lady's flow is super wack.

@cyberspace667 Ай бұрын

You can tell she totally punched in bar by bar lol

@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub Ай бұрын

Hey- cool it with the misogynistic and latinphobic rematks

@therealspiroagnew818 Ай бұрын

Fuckin love Alex

@bradkoehler3140 Ай бұрын

Pibb heads rise up

@amiciprocul8501 Ай бұрын

I've only tried Dr.Pepper once on a trip to London, nothing has compared since.

@denisonsmock5456 Ай бұрын

Was it a positive or negative experience?

@RancorousSea Ай бұрын

@@denisonsmock5456they were in London

@walexander8378 Ай бұрын

46:18 insight

@imeowmeowkat 20 күн бұрын

Just bring Alex on permanently

@jjb.6152 Ай бұрын

Good morning

@BigHomieGayAss1917 Ай бұрын

Favorite Israeli political party

@457max Ай бұрын

@@BigHomieGayAss1917 "After You" faction

@adrianchorolez5013 Ай бұрын

Liebaries has fo be intentional. Sincd they think libraries lie

@Some_Average_Joe Ай бұрын

Omg

@Benu54321 Ай бұрын

Kind of, it is one of the most common mispronounciations of Library though.

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

She's just terminally Colombian and "library" and "biblioteca" aren't exactly cognates. Kind of a miss on Alex's part, a million things to make fun of that woman for but having an accent isn't really one of them.

@debdebberton Ай бұрын

mmmmmmmm delicious lieberries 😩

@chriskarn7416 Ай бұрын

This Hunts slander will not stand. Hunts has a beautiful tang, and Hunts is watery tomato juice. I'm tired of these woke liberals trying to take my ketchup.

@subversivelysurreal3645 Ай бұрын

Libaries!

@nobody4248 Ай бұрын

44:01 ...to my Empire

@Luminousreign Ай бұрын

RC is the best soda in America and I am willing to fight about it. It is the only one that actually tastes like kola.

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

Dr. P is very specifically not a cola. RC is, and I agree it's the best cola. Pepsi sucks, coke has a weird aftertaste unless it's Mexican with real sugar

@doctorrobert1339 Ай бұрын

Dr. Pepper tastes like cough syrup, americans' palate truly is cooked if they think that soda is good

@zackcolbourne6921 Ай бұрын

Are you British?

@shanemac1646 Ай бұрын

Why is soda better then water? Fish f*#k in water

@nicolev2028 Ай бұрын

Not a fan of coke unless it’s cherry but Pepsi in and of itself is inferior (the nets the the Knicks if you will) the beauty of Dr Pepper is u don’t feel it fucking up your body until after your done but coke the effect is immediate and kinda gross

@TheSugarRay Ай бұрын

Pepsi has gotten a lot more expensive

@garrgravarr Ай бұрын

144th and just trying to figure out who I am including my final sexuality

@anondelon Ай бұрын

White tiger is a good tune tho poor Izzy

@RancorousSea Ай бұрын

Howdy outlaws

@hemingshark327 Ай бұрын

funny with the pod on here

@SoltysBaller 7 күн бұрын

pepsi is better than coke and mr pibb is better than them all

@goatmamba4460 Ай бұрын

Second so not gay

@RatPfink66 Ай бұрын

The audio, gentlemen. It is really starting to suck.

@ChickenSkin_Champion Ай бұрын

Go outside

@wesleystreet Ай бұрын

Fix your speakers.

@adams3627 Ай бұрын

It's really just Felix. A man with a lisp that bad cannot afford to have a bitrate that low.

@RatPfink66 Ай бұрын

@@adams3627 I'm an autist. If they don't say Trump Trump Trump over and over, "Barron" sounds like "Darren." I'll have to replay it 3 times to hear Barron and go, "oh ok."

@havanaradio 11 күн бұрын

Whooper > big Mick and HUNTS IS FINE

@comicog3 28 күн бұрын

Coke is gross, pesi through and through

@RedNation87 20 күн бұрын

Vous être Québécois?

@rjmcco Ай бұрын

Chapo is becoming the Dirtbag Left's version of The View.

@ChickenSkin_Champion Ай бұрын

People still say dirtbag left? Holy shit

@TTV5 Ай бұрын

I don’t know what that means, and refuse to know

@TheCameron4life Ай бұрын

@@TTV5it’s when the left embraces “edgy” humor or humor in general tbh at this point.

@numskul Ай бұрын

@@ChickenSkin_Champion i’ve been called dirtbag left numerous times and lefty chats over the years. Usually for my reluctance to jump on someone else’s idpol grenade

@ChickenSkin_Champion Ай бұрын

@@numskul I just haven't heard it used like seriously since like 2018 I got whiplash from it lmao

@mynr0 Ай бұрын

Fifth, so darn gay

@AffectionateBrain-yf4sq Ай бұрын

It's selective political prosecution. If Trump hadn't pissed off certain people he'd of been left alone. Anyone being honest can see that.

@Luminousreign Ай бұрын

You invite special scrutiny upon yourself when you run for public office, that is why he tried to cover up the affair to begin with. Once something like this gets uncovered they can’t ignore it. It isn’t selective political prosecution at all. It was an unforced error by a guy who likes to cut corners and his inept lawyer. The very act of trying to cover something up means they should have been prepared for that coverup to come under scrutiny.

@Some_Average_Joe Ай бұрын

I can't disagree with you and I'm not a Trump supporter

@AffectionateBrain-yf4sq Ай бұрын

@@Some_Average_Joe Neither am I.

@freakyzed8467 Ай бұрын

@@AffectionateBrain-yf4sqso all the chants of Lock Her Up and all the many, many times conservative media called for the exact same thing are factually the exact same thing, right? Conservatives LOVE the idea of select political prosecution, correct,

@greatcolor Ай бұрын

@@freakyzed8467Yes? This isn't a team vs team thing lol

@ZenobiaofPalmyra Ай бұрын

Coke is best....

@ZenobiaofPalmyra Ай бұрын

Pepsi is objectively trash though. Too sweet.

@ZenobiaofPalmyra Ай бұрын

Yeah Will is objectively correct.

@shoxx48 Ай бұрын

Dr Pepper tastes like a cough mixture medicine

@ringo8410 Ай бұрын

I quit drinking soda in the fall of 2019 and don't miss it at all. Who needs soda to get diabetes when most of the food in the American food supply is already full of sugar and other crap? As for Trump: libs are convinced that old Donnie won't be able to wriggle out of this one (because he committed the "crime of the century" by writing a check to a stripper). I'm not sure it's going to go the way they think it will.

@akumakorgar Ай бұрын

Libs aren't convinced of that at all most everyone I hear talk about it don't really think he'll go to prison but they are hoping for it. Honestly just enjoy the spectacle nobody thought Trump would get convicted either

@cornerstore_d Ай бұрын

Wow good for you

@ringo8410 Ай бұрын

@@cornerstore_d Thank you.

@thecollector6746 Ай бұрын

You left out that part where he was also convicted of wire and tax fraud.

@ringo8410 Ай бұрын

@@thecollector6746 Oh no....not wire and tax fraud. Trump might not have written down the measly $130K check he wrote. That's never happened before in the history of politics, after all.