"Sorry I cheated on all of you, I was low on vitamin b12" is the nootropic version of "sorry I'm a virgo"

It will be the Kwisatz Haderach, but funnier because the giant silicon worm won't be able to make any technology work correctly.

i want that for us

Where IS he

They told you at the beginning. He's playing brain chess.​@@marcuswalters8093

Are you sure you’re not just gay? I am.

@@marcuswalters8093brain got too big.

Imagine being a dudebro gym friend of Felix and he's talking at you about Ashara Dayne theories.

Weren’t there five Blackfyre rebellions?

@@ludviglidstrom6924yeah there were a couple and then the survivors would try it every couple years

The royals are white

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Back then I prolly woulda opted for Dr. Dome instead.

We miss our gigantic boy

This,

FDR and Lenin, difference is our boy SURVIVED

​@@THEMATTHIAS225 so did lenin, he survived multiple strokes, you dont just get over a stroke, lenin had an initial stroke in 22, lost his ability to talk in 23 after the third one or some shit, it's not a topic very prone to comedy

He also griefs Moses hard for trying to run away from shit and sends female bears to eat kids for taunting a bald guy he likes.Old Testament God is hilarious for keeping it real low key.

For as much hate as the old testament gets, the old testament really doesn't get enough hate

God is chet hanks lmao

I think it's more simple than that. I think neo-nazis just enjoy seeing graphic violence in general. Where you find gore material, there is neo-nazi material too.

Gore has been on the internet since the Internet has hosted images. None of what you're seeing is some grand scheme lol, you're just seeing a society slowly implode

Gonna replace my spine with a 4 inch thick cable so I can play ski free with my mind

This certainly has to be a massive overstatement. Can you elaborate on neuralink being nothing more complicated than an ecg monitor?

I got Cha "Penis" make sure it's capital P lowercase e n i s

CIA surveillance van = (matts brain)

Please link if you can.

Should sing 'Daisy Bell' when he comes back since he's a cyborg now.

he's already playing with that senile terrorist from Cowboy Bebop

Windom Earle looking ass

Always entertaining to interact with Measurehead.

Neither funny nor edgy nor original

@@berdyderg900 It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🍼

classic biden brain misfire

Raprock my boss

They're saying Carville's "everyone should just get along" schtick is stupid because no amount of civility from Democrats would have stopped Republicans from trying to jeopardize abortion. I think Will is also pointing out how his wife is a Republican advisor that worked with multiple Republican presidents.

Carville's wife, of course

@@digitalbear1217 A buddy movie with Will Menaker and his Republican advisor wife wouldn't be the worst thing Hollywood could do. Part comedy, part cosmic horror as Will's mind is slowly shredded by his own reality.

​@@alexpkeaton4471if you gaze into the MAGA void, it gazes back into you.

A broken clock etc etc

Plenty of people have had Norm on. Do you have a certain level of respect for Alan dershowitz..?

lmao

Finkeltein is a lunatic. Can't stand hearing him talk

@@millhousemillard2140 id rather listen to a [redacted] eating its own [redacted] [redacted]

the English monarchy knows very well they are part of the media landscape in Britain. Would they have just come out saying that Kate needs treatment for some illness, they would have been less of a media mess. So in a way it’s their fault but knowing how the palace treats spouses of their male heirs, it is not surprising really. After people should not feel guilty relishing on this, they thrive in this attention. Abolish the monarchy and reclaim what they have stolen.

Counterpoint: who gives a s h i t

Those people's only role in life is to be in the public eye, if you're upset by me laughing at 80% of their family having cancer, I dont care

It would have been pretty funny in Cyberpunk if the Voodoo Boyz put you in that big tank to jack you directly into the internet and it was just like, a big Windows XP screen instead of the stereotypical Tron gridworld. After all the hyping up about how terrifying and mysterious cyberspace is, in reality they just got scared off by a hyper sentient Clippy. Fuck V, if that thing blue screens we're both done for.

I have mass released DVDs from gigantic distribution companies in my DVD collection with worse audio than this, actually.

Go listen any of the first 100 episodes at random, they have Matt hooked up to a can with a piece of string

@@berdyderg900 the Sardonicast podcast was the same when Ralph Sepe was on there. 😂 It was so, so bad. But so, so funny at the same time.

Lol no. Actual accidental antisemitism. Hellenites/ Hellenistic is just a general term for people who followed Greek thought, and it definitely wasn’t another Jewish tribe because their ‘alien way of life’ is a huge part of how they are described in Maccabees. Isn’t how they would have described another tribe.

@@Luminousreign no, I am not doing accidental or any other kind of antisemitism here, the Hellenites in Macabees were Jews who wanted the other Jews to assimilate to Hellenistic thought. There are numerous historical sources that refer to this. The state of Israel literally released tons of stories to use Hannukah to help modern Jews have a holiday and embrace their "cultural" identity. While there *was* references to these things in the Torah, it never had much significance as an *important spiritual holiday* until Israel started playing up the narrative that the Macabees were rebelling against some scary state power. In reality this was warring tribes of Jews.

@@Luminousreign ALSO - I don't use the Bible as a historical reference - there are plenty of great studies that corroborate better historical sources. I think Yale and Harvard have channels dedicated to seeking the actual history behind biblical claims (many of which are problematic)

...they weren’t. This is before Jewish Hellenism chronologically. Whether or not you think it is a good historical reference, that is still the time frame the story is set in even if it were to be entirely fictions It is just referring to Hellenism in general. It is a nonsensical idea that it was actually another tribe of Jews,and pushing the narrative that it was some kind of internal rivalry or betrayal is the kind of narrative that springs up to try and imply that there is a long history of sneaky Jewish behavior or that somehow their religious texts pushes that kind of behavior. Point being, this is a nonsensical reading of the story that only resonates and finds purchase with people already inclined towards antisemitism.

Weird interpretations of the Bible were used to spread nasty stuff like this all the time and the hermeneutics of why people read awful things into the book is pretty clear. What you are saying is nonsense and a nefarious way to push rancid ideas. What you are doing is no different than when racists used to read into the mark of cain being melanin or when pre-existing racist science let people read into beasts of burden actually being ancient slaves. Just nah chief, it isn’t in the text at all and implies something really bad

are you enemies?

@@garrgravarr he's sandbagging his Elo

Never forget the grave duel between Frazansbaet and Mr. Matt Christmas

after this devastating comment, I can't see any other path forward to be honest

this guy loves packing shit

Oh shit, big brain Trotskyist here to let people know how he feels.

trot finds something to consume other than a newspaper and starts hyperventilating as his body rejects it

Last I checked there were ~17 distinct Trot Internationals and none of them were getting anywhere. May as well pack it in at that point.

Shut up dude I’m fuckinggay

Uh oh guys. When Shane says knock it off, you better f'n knock it off.

@@tari8134 Love Chapo, but the boys are clearly fake laughing to make Alex feel comfortable. Problem is it encourages him and he is just not that funny, imo. I can't be alone in feeling this.

@@shanedurbanor ya know, it could just actually be funny to them. That’s kinda how humor works. It’s subjective.

​@@tari8134WAAAAAAAH SOMEONE'S CRITICISING SOMETHING I LIKE WAAAAAH THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK WAAAAAAAH

@@nomore2001 nice meltdown

@@Jake-fw5te nope, just enjoying being a hater

Ya

yeah, we hate it down here

they replaced matt with a try-hard quivering adderalian "analyst" whatd you think was gonna happen!?

@@redactedmane you thought you ate with this gay ass turn of phrase

what 😂😂

That's a really mean way of talking about Kate Middleton man

@@pinkmatter8488 it's just something you notice when you have ears and memory

There goes my plan to get a podcast-based education.

You know, we can click on your pfp and see that you went on a spree leaving whiney baby comments on Alex Nichols specific vids. Kinda weird!

Badass pic, that lighter must be soooo heavy

This comment gains a dimension when you imagine the person writing it being shoved into a locker whilst saying it out loud.

Angrily listening to a podcast you hate so you can angrily type a comment no one will give a shit about beyond mocking you

He likes getting suckers to pay all his debts for him. He made a healthy profit off his "self-funded" presidential campaigns previously.