Eni Aluko on punditry duty alongside Roy Keane and Graeme Souness. Eni on Richarlison - "Richarlison has 19 goals in 40 games, you do the math, that's a goal a game." Brazil v South Korea.
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@paulearl82036 ай бұрын
It's completely insane that shes sat next to Keane and Souness.
@sean89986 ай бұрын
Not in their eyes mate, she ticks all the boxes. Apart from the box that is labelled " Knows what they're talking about ".
@martintaylor13496 ай бұрын
i wonder what they really think but can't say
@danh5556 ай бұрын
She’s privileged
@sean89986 ай бұрын
@@martintaylor1349 well keane and souness will be thinking exactly the same as us because you know what they're like, no nonsense, tough as nails blokes. The people behind the scenes in the suits, however, will be happy as their viewership rises ever so slightly. The more we speak up about this woke DEI bullshit the less we'll see of it though because the one's with their heads screwed on will foresee a drop in ratings + viewership. Then those box tickers that get axed/sacked will get in the papers pulling the race card and leaving the country due to " Threats ". It's pathetic.
@terrycorrall91796 ай бұрын
not for me, stick with the fellows
@jackyboiNUFC11 ай бұрын
It’s the fact she said ‘Do the math on that’ 😂
@ContentGramophone-tp9gw6 ай бұрын
Think shes in the wrong country we aint yanks....what a stupid melt this thing is..
@djpeekay256 ай бұрын
ya a stupid Americanism
@TheMrmatthewparker6 ай бұрын
Clearly she’s as good at English as she is at mathS
@AW-kr9fl6 ай бұрын
Americanised nonsense
@SGProductions876 ай бұрын
the math aint mathin
@beerbug20206 ай бұрын
"19 goals in 40 games do the math" Maths is racist
@justchilling44916 ай бұрын
I’ve recently come back from working in America everything and every single white person is racist don’t you know
@laoch56586 ай бұрын
Lets be honest she got a job because of box ticking. Ruined a guys career by accusing him of racism
@atverde6 ай бұрын
Ruined whose career?
@heldinahtmlhell6 ай бұрын
"Box ticking" = racism and sexism. I hate these euphemisms. Call it what it is.
@raychambers36466 ай бұрын
I'd like to know to , was it her maths teacher?
@iangascoigne82316 ай бұрын
How do you know? Were you there? 0:06
@neilmcguinness44226 ай бұрын
@@raychambers3646😂😂😂😂😂
@noghd25606 ай бұрын
The phrase “pretty much” doing a lot of hard lifting here
@quentinlargcoie6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@musicmike19726 ай бұрын
🏋️♀️
@kennwan9917Ай бұрын
That "pretty much" gotta take 150g of protein a day
@neilarmstrong60827 ай бұрын
Souness and Keane in absolute pain 😅
@paulfolan696 ай бұрын
Yes they are , but why didn't they call her out on that ? Had a bloke said it they would have been all over him like a rash !
@jasonfogartyflp6 ай бұрын
@paulfolan69 You know exactly why they didn't call her out. Female Black Minority They would be labelled bullies, misogynist and mean white men. They would be forced to apologise and possibly resign. Better say nothing and let the quota hire expose herself.. "Never interrupt your enemy when she is making a mistake" Napoleon
@elaineplatt87076 ай бұрын
Ye the two box tickers I will not say what I really think
@jasonfogartyflp6 ай бұрын
@@elaineplatt8707 lol the box ticker in the middle wouldnt get on a mens semi professional team but here she is speaking about mens football at the elite level. The two men right and left played at the elite level and captained two of the greatest teams in England. They are their on merit. The girl would not make academy boys teams at major European clubs. We don't see any 15 year olds on TV or guys from the lower leagues talking about the game at the highest level because it would be laughable. She's on TV to appease the feminists. We all know that and no serious football person takes anything she says serious because she hasn't played at the level. She'll never know what it's like to play against elite men, score a goal against them in the champions league, premier league or World Cup.
@davidstephenson1646 ай бұрын
And they know they can't say anything because they'd get called a misogynist and/or a racist. We all know if Neville or Carragher said this in front of Roy or Sounness they'd annihilate them 😂😂
@oftheuchihaclan83257 ай бұрын
Whos here after Joey Barton tweet 😂😂
@batmandestroys19787 ай бұрын
Me and he is absolutely right!
@billyboy34377 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@jasenjackson25386 ай бұрын
Definitely 😂
@711honved6 ай бұрын
I came to see football's very own Diane Abbott!
@raymondoakford83576 ай бұрын
Seeing a women make a fool of herself in a man’s sport is priceless entertainment.
@drhfuhruhurr42536 ай бұрын
She's spot on if you translate "pretty much" as 'no where near' 😂
@jimgavin17266 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@andyc654216 күн бұрын
I mean, one goal per game is next to one goal every two games…. ….but yeah, she’s totally reaching.
@laoch56586 ай бұрын
This nobody sitting in the middle of keane and souness
@fedupdriver5157 Жыл бұрын
She went to the Diane Abbott school of mathematics!
@gorse9030 Жыл бұрын
And apparently passed with flying colours !!
@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker Жыл бұрын
@@gorse9030 Yeah, that colour being black.
@batmandestroys19787 ай бұрын
And Kwasi Kwarteng school of mathematics!
@seemourbutts66796 ай бұрын
Blackematics
@hughgrection56746 ай бұрын
And they wonder why they’re not taken seriously? 😂😂😂
@briangardiner35206 ай бұрын
She plays the racist/victim card so well.
@thechunkyone71186 ай бұрын
Plenty of black pundits have had my rrespect....wright , evra, haslebank , nothing to do with colour
@justchilling44916 ай бұрын
@@thechunkyone7118 exactly you should be there on merit ITV just wanted to make a statement bye employing her in that position
@briangardiner35206 ай бұрын
@@thechunkyone7118 Yeah right 😃
@duznygeyafock6 ай бұрын
Don't forget female card
@terrycorrall91796 ай бұрын
She good at getting people the sack
@michaelmellish2916 ай бұрын
Just proving joey right
@MrJezvesp6 ай бұрын
Box ticking is killing the game.
@tonyhoward19866 ай бұрын
"Has killed "
@DavidManifield5 ай бұрын
You do the math😂😂
@Oystersgetclamydia6 ай бұрын
“Two sugars darlin “
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
Unless you like really sweet tea you’d better just order one sugar
@maratonlegendelenemirei33526 ай бұрын
Makes Michael Owen look like a former Mastermind champion!
@andrewvaughan56862 ай бұрын
"He's scored 19 goals in 40 games which means out of the 40 games he played he scored 19 times" - Michael Owen Better than "a goal a game" anyway
@rohithraman64882 ай бұрын
@@andrewvaughan5686 "He's scored 19 goals in 40 games, which means he has played forty football matches for the Brazil national team, and he has found the back of the net on 19 occasions" that would be what Owen would say
@user-vr8ut3lh4r11 ай бұрын
She only gets a platform because she ticks the right boxes
@andywalton876 ай бұрын
You mean licks the right boxes
@robertgreen52176 ай бұрын
Also her colour
@englishciderlover73476 ай бұрын
@@robertgreen5217 That's one of the boxes. In fact it's such an important box that you'll have endless privileges if you're lucky enough to tick it.
@dominicjohnson84276 ай бұрын
Female and black, she just needs to become a lesbian or swing both ways, or simply identify as a penguin,
@paulking82356 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@@andywalton87
@mrshamster4077 Жыл бұрын
I don't understand the hate towards her. She is the best footballer that England have ever produced. Ever. She's scored 33 goals in 102 games. That's almost 2 goals a game! You do the maths...
@colinmeads268211 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👍👍
@JRW188611 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@stemster97211 ай бұрын
lmao
@Cbart237 ай бұрын
Alex Scott disagrees.
@garyrobinson30016 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@cantbelieveimhere29357 ай бұрын
2 boxes ticked for the price of 1
@dazediss662911 ай бұрын
Wouldn’t have been as funny if she didn’t specifically tell us to do the math on it.
@OCONNER-oj3xg6 ай бұрын
It’s maths 🏴
@respectedgentleman43226 ай бұрын
Did sound like she said math which would only antagonise Brits even more@@OCONNER-oj3xg
@tonywilliams71527 ай бұрын
It even looks ridiculous. This no name is sitting in between two legendary names of the British game, as if she is the star of the show. Utter nonsense.
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
That’s a major disrespect, you should look up her resume and her honours and she’s done work at directing level at clubs. It can be a slip of the tongue, it’s hilarious people taking this that seriously.
@user-pm8xv4vf1u6 ай бұрын
"It"? Sun reader alert
@tonywilliams71526 ай бұрын
@@jgooner894 not interested in women's football thanks x
@tonywilliams71526 ай бұрын
@@user-pm8xv4vf1u hehe good one
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
@@tonywilliams7152 There’s that and saying then saying they’re a nobody. There’s no need for that talk, that’s just being shitty.
@robertwicks66246 ай бұрын
Do the maths. 🤣🤣🤣🤣is that Diane abbot in disguise
@Craig468 Жыл бұрын
Back on Saturday for France vs England. Mute button will be getting a work out.
@JimmerDJ6 ай бұрын
Keane and Souness are like wtf did she just say 😂
@wayneb1456 ай бұрын
Joey Barton for prime minister!!!!!
@kriskalpa7 ай бұрын
I'm surprised Roy has been able to sit there and not say anything. He must be on a King's ransom. Inside his head though, he knows why she's still employed.
@batmandestroys19787 ай бұрын
Roy is smart, he knows why she's still employed and he will not put his commentary role in jeopardy, if he speaks out against her or any women, including transwomen. Roy knows that she and the rest of the female commentators are diabolical!
@nicholascartwright18946 ай бұрын
I'm not surprised. Keane is a gentleman as well as knowing which way the wind blows. It's not her fault that she was appointed to that gig. She was being exploited.
@heldinahtmlhell6 ай бұрын
A gentleman in the modern era is a simp. SHE WAS BEING EXPLOITED? @@nicholascartwright1894 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jamesrooney37456 ай бұрын
Roy don’t want to be cancelled
@joekavanagh71716 ай бұрын
@@nicholascartwright1894 how is she being exploited? She lands a gig that she doesn't deserve and has a national audience. I'll take that kind of exploitation any day.
@Haalandisinjured6 ай бұрын
I think everyone should leave her alone now and show some respect, she has 102 England Caps and 33 goals and is the only England player ever to score a goal every game
@kevinenglish54606 ай бұрын
Judging her as a pundit not a player.
@Kenster-ji7mn6 ай бұрын
@@kevinenglish5460did you not get the joke. Read it again 🤦♂️😂
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
Or get in Jill Scott’s jungle
@elainekerslake68656 ай бұрын
Oi! Do the MATHS....LEEEVE HER ALONE.
@elainekerslake68656 ай бұрын
Carmorn KEV..DO THE MATHS 😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Jackie-ji2sj6 ай бұрын
SHE IS SO NOT NEEDED 😮
@lr9906 ай бұрын
I can't listen to them speak on football 😂
@johnmanning556828 күн бұрын
Even worse is when they commentate on games. Screeching voice that is like fingernails down a blackboard.
@seemourbutts66796 ай бұрын
Do the maths on that. Just beautiful
@ChrisJones-bp7ij6 ай бұрын
With expert analysis like that it's hard to see what Joey Barton is on about!!
@peterterry89966 ай бұрын
She's brilliant stated on national tv that Jimmy Greaves scored a hat trick in the 1966 WC final.
@shycharlieace6 ай бұрын
Thick as shit in the neck of a bottle, but she ticks the box
@jim-re3oi6 ай бұрын
As we all know he only scored two and missed a penalty🫣
@capri26735 ай бұрын
I hope that's on KZfaq. LOL.
@Do27gg Жыл бұрын
Nothing to do with race or sex, she’s an awful pundit
@colinmcdougal6233 Жыл бұрын
does she actually say "math" ?? that makes it so much worse ................
@estario Жыл бұрын
Yeah math. It singular not plural
@colinmcdougal6233 Жыл бұрын
@@estario ‘it’ singular LoL
@estario Жыл бұрын
@Colin McDougal well done sherlock. You spotted a typo
@colinmcdougal6233 Жыл бұрын
Estario isn’t very bright ………😀
@estario Жыл бұрын
brighter than @Colin McDougal. The guy who questions the word math🤣
@flipper23926 ай бұрын
Her old maths teacher must be so proud.
@langdale556 ай бұрын
Unbelievable Jeff!
@shumble69 Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable, but u gotta have all the boxes ticked nowadays!!!!
@eddysfootballwaffle5975 Жыл бұрын
Lol you acting like there is a wealth of good pundits nowadays, A lot of them are hacks like Gary neville
@judgeprime37306 ай бұрын
The idiot box?
@adamsmith48136 ай бұрын
Glad they don't have to tick these boxes in other professions. Imagine having to employ 50% women on a construction site
@daviebananas173521 күн бұрын
@@adamsmith4813 There is one woman and three men. Sure you should be criticising her maths? Lol
@adamsmith481321 күн бұрын
@@daviebananas1735 I'm not criticising her maths. I'm making a point that women aren't as good as men in certain things and vice versa. Punditry isn't their strong point
@jcbdigger41626 ай бұрын
Souness looks like he doesn’t want to be there!
@Steven-ox3wh6 ай бұрын
And you wonder why joey barton says what he does..wodda muppet😂
@phil48936 ай бұрын
We all know why she’s in that seat, and it has absolutely nothing to do with football.
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
Have you seen her resume and her honours?
@phil48936 ай бұрын
@@jgooner894 Whatever she has is irrelevant. She played women’s football. It’s so far removed from the top level men’s game that it’s almost a different sport. She’s not qualified to have a job commenting on top level football. She has the job because she’s a black woman. She knows it, the tv broadcasters know it and every football fan knows it. It’s a farce.
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
@@phil4893 So you’re gonna be incredibly snobby towards others achievements cause you don’t rate the women’s game? Also you just disregarded you literally said it’s nothing to do with football why she’s there? It’s the same sport with the same rules, surely it serves for better punditry to get different perspectives.
@phil48936 ай бұрын
@jgooner8948 it's not being snobby. She Has done literally nothing in men's football. We may as well have a 200m runner in there. She has also demonstrated many times that she is completely clueless about the men's game. It's often cringeworthy. She's completely unqualified and only there so that boxes are ticked.
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
@@phil4893 It’s all football, don’t think it matters much if it’s men’s or women’s. I think it’s funny how there’s male pundits who haven’t even played the game that don’t get these kind of comments, that’s where things look dodgy and not right.
@TheLittlegoaty6 ай бұрын
She thought that Arteta rang up Pep to ask him to put in a bid for Declan Rice so that it would therefore put pressure on his own board to pay more money and get Rice's signature first. 😂
@BazzerObama6 ай бұрын
She’s continuing the ‘all footballers are thick’ stereotype almost single handedly………check out her woeful ‘crossbar challenge’, it made me weep.
@bfcrangers54116 ай бұрын
And that's one of many reasons punditry and commentary should be left to the men. She's got the maths level of Diane abbott 🤦♂️
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
Lol what on earth has that gotta to do with men and women? That’s gotta be a slip of the tongue and people just want be really pessimistic.
@user-wb2ct8ci2l6 ай бұрын
Amen brother 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@makeithappen19526 ай бұрын
@@jgooner894when someone makes a slip of the tongue they are usually quick enough to correct it immediately. In this instance she qualified her statement by saying ‘ do the maths’ . Slip of the tongue? Not in my book. Box ticking gone badly wrong.
@jgooner8946 ай бұрын
@@makeithappen1952 Come off it, she’s obviously thinking it’s 1 to 1 by mistake or meant to say 1 in 2 games. Some of these comments are embarrassing.
@johnmitchell22696 ай бұрын
@@TinaVaughn007Diane Abbott would slate every single white player and praise every single black player if she was a pundit. Horrible racist bint she is.
@dave1366 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣Obviously went to the same maths class as Diane abbot🤣🤣
@user-gn1yb9nm8y6 ай бұрын
The justification of why she’s there right there😂🤷♂️🤣
@Brewsterboy6 ай бұрын
Well done Diane Abbott will be proud of you what maths skills
@sagittariusa1848 Жыл бұрын
😂 "I mean do the math on that"
@thomasbrookes30856 ай бұрын
well done joey your comments were spot on
@charliebrooke4523 Жыл бұрын
In general she’s a woeful pundit regardless of this mistake
@John-lp5xh6 ай бұрын
The absolute state of these entitled interloping box tickers
@henrymoreland87195 ай бұрын
Pity the cameras don't show Roy and Graham's faces after her utterances.
@matthancock2606 ай бұрын
This is what you get when you employ someone just to fill a quota
@Milltown_dingle2 ай бұрын
When the math ain’t mathing 😂😂😂
@spaceproberАй бұрын
It took you 10 seconds to write those 5 words. That's almost a word per minute.
@senpaiknight2247Ай бұрын
She definitely meant to say “a goal after every other game, pretty much” but still the mistake was made 🤣😭
@johngreenhorn88536 ай бұрын
Would you believe it she went to the same school as Diane Abbot.
@user-qt5xh9mt7x Жыл бұрын
The only person in the world to make Roy and Graeme look smart
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ogfunk187 Жыл бұрын
Women, know your limits.
@007feck6 ай бұрын
i guess i have to bring my calculator back to the shop for a refund now since it's clearly broken
@stuartyaxley66896 ай бұрын
There's no way I would have let her get away with that if I was in the studio.
@degenatron23197 ай бұрын
black tick female tick
@FootkerSnookball Жыл бұрын
She's only been on air a few mins in this Sweden vs USA women's WC build-up. She literally said word for word "As Fran knows, once you create chances you've always got a chance to score goals" 😂 Then a few mins later she said something along the lines of "I think we'll see a USA team who plays so much better than they have because they've been criticised, or they'll just completely fumble under that pressure"?? Make your mind up.
@olympicadam19 күн бұрын
Eni Aluko, 102 England women's caps, 33 goals... that's a goal a game pretty much
@donner1016 ай бұрын
I wish they had shown the other pundits faces during this comment. Also if a man had said that on the panel he would have got ripped by the other men. Yet no one dare say anything to her or take the piss in the moment. Totally protected.
@bremember6 ай бұрын
Maybe it’s a riddle and the goals count double in cuckoo mode.
@theretiredmariner24886 ай бұрын
I am sure her Maths teacher is so proud
@bobharrison47116 ай бұрын
Or even "Math" teacher. Box-ticking at it's very best.
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
Who ? Trigger ?
@stevenhoward33586 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is now wondering why he hired her to do his tax return.
@trevorpalin47316 ай бұрын
Biggest question for me is, why has Roy and Graeme not anything to say on this. Mr outspoken usually RK and I really like the fella. Just seems like many of the big names have lost their morals when it comes to this virtue signalling woke nonsense.
@hobbo4203 ай бұрын
They're not going to jeopardise their big salaries by going against the Sky message.
@iant3406 ай бұрын
Do the math then divide by 2
@dingdong2896 ай бұрын
We have a new Dianne Abbaacus !!
@edwardoconnor3960 Жыл бұрын
How did she get that job ?
@genghiscarnage4015 Жыл бұрын
Tick
@tautliners Жыл бұрын
They had to have a woman, and we all know the rest.
@billheath2791 Жыл бұрын
🦍
@ChancellorOfTheSpellchecker Жыл бұрын
Black and vagina.
@iangriffiths72146 ай бұрын
No sugar in mine luve
@paulmartin39466 ай бұрын
She attended the Diane Abbott school of mathematics...
@quentinlargcoie6 ай бұрын
Two sugars please love
@patkelly88696 ай бұрын
Well Joey knows 😂😂😂😂😂
@gary711616 ай бұрын
she went to the same maths class as diane abbott
@Meg-i7x6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you do the maths
@Tur1883 Жыл бұрын
What can she possibly have meant to say?? That's not a slight maths error... very strange.
@TicTac2 Жыл бұрын
'goal every other game' maybe?
@rohithraman64888 ай бұрын
And I thought Michael Owen's punditry was bad 😂 at least he spits facts when he says "When man city don't score, they hardly ever win"
@mrchico26217 ай бұрын
Lol, I still think even the worst male pundits are better than any of the female box-ticks that get inflicted on us 😂
@krismorrice18707 ай бұрын
thats not a fact because he said hardly ever instead of never hahah
@tonywilliams71526 ай бұрын
He may talk alot of guff but the man won a balon d'or and scored one of the greatest goals in world cup history. I know who I'd rather listen to.
@rohithraman64886 ай бұрын
@@tonywilliams7152 What's the point when all he speaks is guff with no real insight? You're basically saying you only listen to him cause of the name, when he adds nothing of real value in a football convo other than stating the obvious and general waffle
@tonywilliams71526 ай бұрын
@@rohithraman6488 I agree. But I'd rather listen to him that ani aluko or whatever her name is
@bwilshaw37206 ай бұрын
1 goal in every 2 games is pretty much a goal a game in Eni's world lol
@misfit20226 ай бұрын
40/19 = 1. Is this a new field of mathematics of which I am unaware?
@Hereford16426 ай бұрын
I believe it is called post- colonial or decolonized maths.
@misfit20226 ай бұрын
@Jack I am clearly not up to date with the new mathematics 🤣
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
Maybe she could be labours new chancellor . The books would always add up 😂
@stevelarge6 ай бұрын
Barton is spot on - there is not one non-male who has ever played football to the same level. Simples really
@susanhillier56356 ай бұрын
Spot on Mr Large……
@stevelarge6 ай бұрын
Thank you Miss Hillier @@susanhillier5635
@user-gr3rl9jr5j6 ай бұрын
I saw SuperGran take the piss the once on the football field
@iandavis-fj2ty3 ай бұрын
Do the maths 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@christopherbentley5786 ай бұрын
Thicker than a whale omelette
@wilmerrose7 ай бұрын
With that kind of math maybe steer clear of the kitchen also
@keithskegwin6 ай бұрын
I suspect Keane in biting his tongue
@watchalot9196 ай бұрын
Bless her heart, not the brightest star in the sky
@Comewithmeifuwant2live6 ай бұрын
Hold on... *takes out calculator*
@anthonyholdford40416 ай бұрын
Children your new maths teacher filling in for today is Miss Aluko.
@grouse67 ай бұрын
Celebrating diversity with a maths lesson
@chokoholmes91776 ай бұрын
More Dianne Abbott maths!!
@paulw3765Ай бұрын
Souness looks like he’s thinking what the fuck am I doing here, and Roy has drifted away to his happy place… 😂😂
@chrisbell1566 ай бұрын
If she got £190 fee she could ask to double it to £400
@dannyblack91636 ай бұрын
A can’t believe Roy Keane never piped up 😂😂
@valuetraveler20266 ай бұрын
he wants to keep supping from the gravy train must be hard to see it all collapse around you
@terrycorrall91796 ай бұрын
not allowed to say what you want, against her
@AW-kr9fl6 ай бұрын
She had to read that from her cue card 😂😂
@edmundblackaddercoc85226 ай бұрын
Ex student of Dianne Abbot 😂
@patkelly88696 ай бұрын
Diane school of mathematics 😂😂
@caeserromero30136 ай бұрын
I suspect she had the same maths teacher as Dianne Abbott....
@kennethmcmillan58116 ай бұрын
Roy just sat there and let her waffle on . He’s bottled it there, I thought he thrived on being outspoken and controversial! Or is that just when he’s on sky or ITV ?
@PeteH01216 ай бұрын
Well he knows that if he points out the obvious nonsense the diversity lady was spouting he would instantly be labelled as a racist mysogenist !!!! He probably settled for thinking he wouldn't go on the same program as her ever again.
@Biscuits6456 ай бұрын
He would have lost his job if he had spoke up against the box ticker.