Ep. 117 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is. Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video.
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@michaelmcgrath7042 2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we were in the middle of reading Toms book and out of nowhere Burt writes a story and interrupts Tom's.

@mathewcolson3363 2 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

@JakeAlstad 2 жыл бұрын

legit could see that being in the book lol

@zooedca 2 жыл бұрын

100%

@BrainZapHealth 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind no one's reading whatever you just posted

@tb1753 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind I think you’re in the wrong comments

@tylermann5637 2 жыл бұрын

From the beginning you can see/hear the joy within Tom knowing that he’s actually going to be able to talk this episode 😂

@umpftheterrible 2 жыл бұрын

Lol it's a disguised Tom Talk.

@KorDawg91 2 жыл бұрын

Am I gay?

@user-bs9hq2xw3g 2 жыл бұрын

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@ETAisNOW 2 жыл бұрын

He’s secretly happy Ari dosed Bert. I listened to podcasts and put together tom acted like it wasn’t a huge deal and it was kinda funny but definitely fucked up. But then on sober October in front of Bert he acted differently like he was surprised and offended. I really think he secretly got a kick out of it. And I find it hilarious

@ETAisNOW 2 жыл бұрын

My point is that could be joy you’re referring to.

@CumFuck 2 жыл бұрын

This episode made me realize that 40% of this show is typically Bart having an epiphany about something like breathing, but delivering as if it’s the final piece to the cure for cancer.

@leppycon 2 жыл бұрын

lol I love this explanation so much

@BadGoyz4Life 2 жыл бұрын

Or else he's asking what the top ten best of something is, so he can say his top three

@EtopiaCA 2 жыл бұрын

The joys of an unchecked hyperactive disorder.

@toxikmusic_ 2 жыл бұрын

@@BadGoyz4Life lmaoo. *gasps* by the way. *starts laughing before he explains*

@user-bs9hq2xw3g 2 жыл бұрын

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@hotlettucedrums 2 жыл бұрын

It’s wild that Ari was bringing Tom back on topic. Such a change from normal.

@benjiluvsyou 2 жыл бұрын

Ari is really good at that on his pod he always gets back to the line of questioning. Plus doesn’t make it awkward by doing it.

@CountDabulaTV 2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, Isolate that bit of Ari screaming and then Tom just saying "that's your mom's house live" BEST fucking trailer you could ever ask for

@Kav3h 2 жыл бұрын

made me shiver

@mgoldfish2026 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the clip??

@lilmemorycard 2 жыл бұрын

@@mgoldfish2026 It could be Pain Olympics but I'm not sure

@Kav3h 2 жыл бұрын

@@mgoldfish2026 It was from the new YMH live

@truthliveshere831 2 жыл бұрын

48:14

@macklemorganfreeman8488 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine buying toms book and cracking it open and the first sentence is "when I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia"

@Keyjolfson 2 жыл бұрын

😆

@montyjackson69 2 жыл бұрын

one of the funniest comments I read and there's a lot of good ones on this thread.

@darrensucksatgames 2 жыл бұрын

If it doesn’t... MISSED OPPORTUNITY

@Gary_Seanfield 2 жыл бұрын

This Tom guy is pretty cool, they should have him on some more. I like hearing him.

@twitterfingers5241 2 жыл бұрын

No, they shouldn't because I'm homophobic. Hmmph

@mikeg1665 2 жыл бұрын

Your Mom's House is pretty cool, they should have Ari on some more. I like Jews that can read and talk.

@twitterfingers5241 2 жыл бұрын

@Elijah Gonzales because we are tired of listening to Brad talk about how he isn't a food addicted alcoholic. It's the same thing every episode. Brad is on a new diet, Brad eats chocolate to lose weight. Fuck brad, he will die in 2 years because of his yoyo diets

@portlandsamber 2 жыл бұрын

@Elijah Gonzales Welcome to the internet. 👋

@clowheeler 2 жыл бұрын

I think his name is actually spelled 'Tim'

@fives. 2 жыл бұрын

This is the most positive reaction Ari has gotten from a comment section in quite some time and that's absolutely hilarious to me

@J-Dawgdizzlefizz 2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy how much more you hear Tom when Bart's not around

@zaclikescauliflower2877 2 жыл бұрын

The Bertless episodes are the only 2B1C I click on at this point

@Petey90112 2 жыл бұрын

I only watch when he's replaced haha

@ganjadon612 2 жыл бұрын

Tom has 2 other shows. If you don’t like Bert don’t watch this show

@daydaylol209 2 жыл бұрын

It’s Bert , an hes a treasure an Toms a gift 1 in the same but both different. Respect Bert’s name 🤣

@zaclikescauliflower2877 2 жыл бұрын

@@ganjadon612 I don't regularly watch this show; like I said, I only click on it when it's not Bert. If I wanted to hear Tom get talked over for an hour, I'm sure I'd enjoy the Bert episodes. But no, I don't need your permission to watch a podcast. Have a great day, piglet!

@MrToolbox1992 2 жыл бұрын

4 minutes in and this is the most Tom has talked in years. Actually feels like a conversation rather than a therapy session for a simple minded alcoholic

@LiveFromMandaree 2 жыл бұрын

For real. Bert's been kind of annoying to me these past few pods, I feel the same way about bobby lee. Idk why it getting to me but it is

@bwa_8 2 жыл бұрын

Same. I even considered not watching 2 Bears anymore. Thank God, Bert was not here, and this episode was great.

@LiveFromMandaree 2 жыл бұрын

@@bwa_8 that's how i felt earlier when I got the notification the pod was out. I thought 'fuck it I'm not tuning in today' until I saw Ari was on it then I got hyped. And I'm not even a big Ari fan.

@RussiaDaily 2 жыл бұрын

@@LiveFromMandaree I don’t really feel the same way about Bert but I get what you mean with Bobby lee. Tiger belly was one of my favorites a few years ago, like 2, but ever since coronavirus and other little things they seem different. Bobby is too much of a comedic actor instead of a comedian who acts.

@janpavel1441 2 жыл бұрын

@@LiveFromMandaree Bert and Bobby are basically children, that's why

@umpftheterrible 2 жыл бұрын

This was a relaxing pod. 2 friends who talk equal amounts of time.

@WaR-judge-Daddy 2 жыл бұрын

Berts too much.love the guy but damn hes just too high energy

@nomorenonsense 2 жыл бұрын

So refreshing. Bert is getting way to hyper and really taking away from the episode. I have had to turn a few off because I wanted to hear Tom speak but he could not get a word in. It was kind of funny at the beginning but I think Tom is kind of getting annoyed by it.

@misanthr0pic 2 жыл бұрын

is he on uppers or something??

@whiskey_bronson 2 жыл бұрын

Tom kept the lids firmly on his 2 drinks throughout 😂

@migzydrift 2 жыл бұрын

🤣👏

@katelynwhitaker9818 Жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂😂😂

@Rackballington Жыл бұрын

That is a legit detail 👌

@CopperEyeFilms 2 жыл бұрын

The cholesterol level of this episode is at a healthy level.

@MrSteelermania 2 жыл бұрын

Tom and Ari average out to a healthy weight

@ENigma-um8zw 2 жыл бұрын

The irritable bowel and bleeding anus hemorrhoid quota has now been reached too!

@user-bs9hq2xw3g 2 жыл бұрын

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@imjustapancake3188 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind what

@ROFO79 2 жыл бұрын

That’s because Ari drugged Tom with cholesterol medicine

@hawyadoin1175 2 жыл бұрын

It’s nice to have someone with an attention span on the podcast for once.

@bryanrose4850 2 жыл бұрын

Who doesn’t fuck dogs

@littlewigglemonster7691 2 жыл бұрын

@@bryanrose4850 lol 😂

@aliciasmoores6066 2 жыл бұрын

“Ok... but top 10 best interruptions... go... ok ok ok ok my top ten is....” -Fart Chrysler

@GabyBoricuaPR 2 жыл бұрын

Idk why everyone hates on bart, it doesn’t bother me that much haha

@derekbrighenti 2 жыл бұрын

Barn Crusher should see this!

@goosemack3587 2 жыл бұрын

Tom saying "I feel bad too ... " after Ari reacted to the heavy clips was soooo perfect hahah

@andrewf543 2 жыл бұрын

God, it is so much more enjoyable when you’re actually able to have a conversation on this podcast

@marcoramos4873 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a watchable episode.

@jeremyk5414 2 жыл бұрын

Do you think Bert ever calls Tom randomly just in hopes that he’s interrupting a story Tom is trying to tell?

@user-bs9hq2xw3g 2 жыл бұрын

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@BobSmith-lu5ug 2 жыл бұрын

It's not if he does, it's how often does it happen

@seandawson5899 2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, this is the first original "burt talks to much" joke I've seen in a long time! Thank you.

@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын

Like he feels his ear tingling or something and SENSES it

@thepowerofmyth 2 жыл бұрын

@adamhoisington9761 2 жыл бұрын

Bert’s actually funny in this episode

@qoop1200 2 жыл бұрын

This episode is better than most others. I can't put my finger on why.

@j.a.r.family2576 2 жыл бұрын

No obese drunk that's laughs at his own voice.

@The.Consultant. Жыл бұрын

Probably all the dicks they talked about it this time…

@BadTitan1330 2 жыл бұрын

Tom laughing while Ari's trying not to barf! hahaha the best

@Retalin_ 2 жыл бұрын

Tom should start an interview show in the style of "Hot Ones" but instead of the 10 wings of death that go from mild to crazy spicy, do 10 videos of death that range from making the guest uncomfortable to traumatized.

@Yakushii 2 жыл бұрын

The Russian lathe accident should be enough to make anyone not want to see what comes next.

@hmp5718 2 жыл бұрын

Lol I could win that over tom easily

@flashwafel 2 жыл бұрын

That's genius

@mamaharumi 2 жыл бұрын

@@Yakushii the aftermath photos are also pretty brutal, especially considering they're high def.

@BigWahly23 2 жыл бұрын

“Heavy ones” or just “The Heavy Segment with Tom Segura” that’s a brilliant idea!

@robertflanagan6168 2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see Tom laughing and being able to relax, it's usually like watching a stressed out farmer trying to herd a cow with no self awareness but this was good.

@brysontaylor1223 2 жыл бұрын

This is the best 2b1c ever made. Its almost like I was slipped some ecstasy unknowingly

@bwa_8 2 жыл бұрын

It's nice to hear Tom, but it's particularly nice not having to hear Bert.

@christianscacchetti9178 2 жыл бұрын

This is it Chief 👆

@etj3392 2 жыл бұрын

Why even listen to the show then. Listen to Toms other podcasts

@BrokenGodEnt 2 жыл бұрын

@@etj3392 Because occasionally there are nuggets of gold. Like when Tom convinced Bryce that he met Jennifer Aniston. Or when Tom realized he was drinking a shit ton of Kool aid. There are always at least a couple moments that happen during a show that make it worth sitting through.Tom turning his head and looking into the camera when Brent says something absolutely retarded makes it worth hearing the absolute retardation getting shit out of Bert's mouth.

@diddlez2 2 жыл бұрын

This is exactly why I stopped watching this podcast except when it's Tom and a guest. If you've seen one Tom and Brad episode you've seen them all. Plus it seems like so much of what Brent says is either misremembered or just completely made up, such as the russian train story. How anybody believes that nonsense is beyond me.

@josephknapp2945 2 жыл бұрын

I can’t handle Bert anymore. Ty for having ari on, he’s great

@ryant390 2 жыл бұрын

I think you missed the point of the show if you can’t handle one of the hosts.

@mattskeens803 2 жыл бұрын

@@ryant390 I think the host missed the point of the show if you can’t even stand listening to him bury every story, point, etc. from the other host.

@Josh-dy4lq 2 жыл бұрын

@@mattskeens803 then don’t watch?

@josephknapp2945 2 жыл бұрын

I haven’t been watching, that’s why I said thanks for having ari. I like Tom, but not enough to suffer through Bert.

@anduin1 2 жыл бұрын

@@Josh-dy4lq We don’t that’s why the view count for these videos without him are higher

@elleniareed4751 2 жыл бұрын

Tim’s happiness for traumatizing his guests is hilarious!

@pettis1228 2 жыл бұрын

I wish I could bottle the joy Tom feels when he's showing someone a heavy clip

@frecklefart909 2 жыл бұрын

Alison Klemp pulling her jokes out of her beaver is straight up baller 😂 What a genius way to start a set 😂

@mikeparrone6022 2 жыл бұрын

wish there was a video of that set lmaoo, looks like I need to start going to skankfest

@percussionjamz6704 2 жыл бұрын

@@mikeparrone6022 you should

@hypno5690 2 жыл бұрын

Prolific! Not often you hear women comics make jokes about their vagina

@frecklefart909 2 жыл бұрын

@@hypno5690 Good one... So you regularly go to gigs where female comics pull out their jokes list out of their sausage sock?

@CallMeBees 2 жыл бұрын

@@frecklefart909 bad one

@jennymulinaro6036 2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Tom laughs hysterically while showing other people gore.

@johns5263 2 жыл бұрын

One of my fav parts on YMH. Then burr says “ i would never sleep in a house you’re in Tom” then Tom just laughs soo hard and is red as a fire hydrant

@springfieldhockey07 2 жыл бұрын

It’s probably why Bert talks so much to keep him from showing him those videos

@havemercy4345 2 жыл бұрын

True dat.

@joshuaclark1930 2 жыл бұрын

where's a link to it?

@johns5263 2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuaclark1930 too what exactly

@codyj8247 2 жыл бұрын

This was a great episode, really liked Ari's vibes here, he was more likable.

@ryanm7615 Жыл бұрын

He's always likeable. Y'all just forgot he was a comedian and took some of his clearly jokes, and got all butthurt 🤷

@jakebriscoe 2 жыл бұрын

this tom guy is really funny. he should be a regular guest from now on

@CJJC42 2 жыл бұрын

Good idea from Tom to have a lid on his drink

@9AJW4 2 жыл бұрын

Change the record.

@nine182 2 жыл бұрын

@@9AJW4 😂

@passeddown9979 2 жыл бұрын

excellent observation

@ashtonshelton8584 2 жыл бұрын

In the words of this week’s missing racist: a HUNDRED percent

@oldirtyweedian 2 жыл бұрын

hilarious and original 🥱

@Brennen6199 2 жыл бұрын

Watch your drink, Tom!

@huntermccurry427 2 жыл бұрын

i feel Ari's pain. i was first shown the 'jar squatter' video while high as balls at a friends apartment many years ago. I had to go for a walk around the complex after experiencing the shock of seeing that

@Mkj8500 2 жыл бұрын

Wait til Brett reads all the comments about how much better the show is 😆

@LimorG 2 жыл бұрын

If he can take a break from jrking himself off verbally about how GREAT he's convinced he is... I somehow doubt he reads comments.

@anduin1 2 жыл бұрын

It’s always better with a different host

@nomorenonsense 2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I thought the samething. Hopefully he tones it down and actually let's Tom speak and finish stories.

@felixculpa9390 2 жыл бұрын

Silly rabbit-Bart can’t read.

@RobertJStevens333 2 жыл бұрын

On the audiobook version, Tom's story is interrupted by ad reads from Burnt.

@zooedca 2 жыл бұрын

Or narrated by Tom and interrupted randomly by Bart.

@thismothafuckasaid7304 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind Probably 4-6 weeks ago. ..Tom said 2 Bears is filmed month or month + half, before airing

@perforce1 2 жыл бұрын

@@AgendaInMind He mentioned 12/7 being recent if that helps

@alexmiller6046 2 жыл бұрын

"Midroll reads!"

@boosterbrosllc4681 2 жыл бұрын

15:48 super hard cut, whatever he said about KZfaq nadav got scared lmao

@winsalot84 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah what the fuck was that lol

@jenney17 2 жыл бұрын

😳

@edwardpimental9581 2 жыл бұрын

I like how tom turned it more into ymh with the videos and tom gets to finish sentences and be funny healthy break from Bart krackshire

@AJ7Preston 2 жыл бұрын

It was really nice to actually hear Tom talk. I didn't think I liked Ari but this was a great episode. Didn't realise how little Tom gets to talk when Bert's around 😂 Maybe next time try distracting him with a sandwich every 15minutes so Tom can get a word in

@justincrawford2170 2 жыл бұрын

Wayyyyy better when Tom can actually get a few words out and not get talked over for 1 ½ hours. Ahhhh, good stuff.

@mitchellvictor2421 2 жыл бұрын

Just be sure to cover your drink.

@sk8dudekid 2 жыл бұрын

@@mitchellvictor2421 the amazing racist has evolved into the amazing…

@uncle_podcast5332 2 жыл бұрын

That’s really true! I have begun to skip episodes or not finish them lately and thought maybe it was better balance talk-wise in beginning of the show.🇸🇪(Scissor Bros podcast for life ✂️✂️🦒🦒🌳)

@user-bs9hq2xw3g 2 жыл бұрын

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@timeforringydingy 2 жыл бұрын

2b1c sucks, but it especially sucks when it's promoting a garbage person like Aaron Shchlemmafir. Texas Todd is getting too Chode Rogaines for me to tune in anymore.

@jf5846 2 жыл бұрын

Toms underrated as an interviewer. He pulls a lot out of people.he does Bert too just we have heard Berts shot 300 times.

@Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 2 жыл бұрын

"I don't give a f about you" *loses ticket sales*. Boy, that showed them

@user-vp8sd4qd1x 2 жыл бұрын

Such a refreshing podcast bring Ari back more love that guy

@TheATFshotmyGerbil 2 жыл бұрын

never thought I'd enjoy something with Ari. but after these last couple videos with Brents diabetic rambling this was amazing.

@Scoobay 2 жыл бұрын

Ari makes everything better idk what you mean

@Zesrii 2 жыл бұрын

you finished it already?

@TheATFshotmyGerbil 2 жыл бұрын

@@Zesrii I mean the first 30 minutes are already better. i can only assume the rest will be great.

@CanadianHeather 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Usually I’m annoyed with Ari but I have to say it’s so much better than Brent’s maniacal laughing at his own jokes.

@jacklieberman4591 2 жыл бұрын

I’d love to have the booth boys as a guest, they’re the best on Dr. Drew

@leppycon 2 жыл бұрын

That would be fun for sure, Having them talk with Tom would be awesome

@charliegraham6301 2 жыл бұрын

Furrrr shuuuure, i randomly watched a dr drew and got sucked in now im all the way back when enny is telling everyone how he shits 😂

@BJ-bm3vz 2 жыл бұрын

Second this (or 58th, whatever).

@Garblegox 2 жыл бұрын

I mean, they're the reason I stopped watching Dr. Drew. But yeah a 2B1C spot would be neat.

@sidinator3000 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@Timjacks01 2 жыл бұрын

First time I have found Ari funny, great duo!

@TheGoodContent37 2 жыл бұрын

The heavy stuff part was THE BEST!!! xD

@timerkens3087 2 жыл бұрын

Please have Bert do the field sobriety and a driving course

@tyleredwards1449 2 жыл бұрын

I’m starting to see the results of Burnt’s weight loss this week, he looked good. Surprised he shaved his head

@mattskeens803 2 жыл бұрын

But the way he went full Jewish is odd and off putting.

@THiNg1x2x Жыл бұрын

One man one jar is my go to shocker video 🤘🏻the audio in background, just hearing the glass inside him 😂😂

@bowfinnbass8836 2 жыл бұрын

I love how at the end tom casually starts to show arie more and more violent clips XD

@jonf2188 2 жыл бұрын

Thank god. No Bert just talking about his drinking for an hour or smoking pot.

@andrewpowers3719 2 жыл бұрын

This is nice. Isn't this nice? It's like...what's it called...conversation? Is this what that is? It's been so long since I listen to a 2 bears that wasn't derailed by a alcoholic with undiagnosed ADHD.

@Benry1 2 жыл бұрын

A real stream of consciousness here

@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT ANDREW I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA. Holy shit holy shit. Andrew you're gonna SHIT your fuckin pants. This is good. I can't believe I even thought of this myself OKAY OKAY here's my idea. What if, instead of just me talking the whole time... Like what iiiiiIIIIIIIF you talk sometimes too, and then I don't talk?? What the fuck do we call that? Like is that a thing?? That's probably a thing. Like we just take turns talking instead of just me. We should call it like a conversion or something.

@calestern4486 2 жыл бұрын

Next time bert is away for an episode you should hire a "Lyle " to stick up for him the one time he isn't there lmao

@karmA2q 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe Ari has never seen 1 guy 1 jar. A "classic" for the ages.

@ayranbarbarian 2 жыл бұрын

Gore comedy is the equivalent of The Joker inspirational memes - only for the coolest of people.

@miloharris5735 2 жыл бұрын

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at this podcast in a while

@BlakeandBleu 2 жыл бұрын

Super stoked to not have to listen to Bart wheeze himself to death.

@KZ_MMA_ 2 жыл бұрын

That fake scream-laugh makes me want to die

@franknowak9148 2 жыл бұрын

@@KZ_MMA_ we y7s9

@franknowak9148 2 жыл бұрын

@@KZ_MMA_ 888

@RolandSpecialSauce 2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe so many people seem to like that squealing he does.🙄

@edenferriss768 2 жыл бұрын

@@RolandSpecialSauce nadov should shut up too. Why the cackling? It's not that funny!

@turtleyawesomeglass 2 жыл бұрын

Pre ordered Tom’s book. Can’t wait to sit in the sun , in the garden, this summer, and read it.

@matthewlightcap4158 2 жыл бұрын

I love Bert and his manic episodes but it’s so much nicer when Tom gets to actually speak and complete stories

@truerambler 2 жыл бұрын

Ok Ari needs to be on the next live show guys. Best reaction 😂

@brandonmaynard9507 2 жыл бұрын

Tom, you've got to get Big John McCarthy to be the judge for Bert's closed course drunk driving test. As a former police officer and probably the best referee to ever exist, I think he would be the perfect judge.

@smoothcat1556 2 жыл бұрын

I second that... 👍 Good choice sir

@newtonslogic 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I could listen to Tom and Ari talk for hours. It's great actually hearing Tom's input.

@victimofnhs 2 жыл бұрын

Bart not letting Tom talk makes sense now. Tom: "You ever see One Guy, One Cup?"

@chessythief 2 жыл бұрын

That 15:30 CUT after Tom says KZfaq is not consistent. 😂😂😂😂

@camshend 2 жыл бұрын

It’s so refreshing with Bert gone. Two people having a conversation without constant Googling.

@SquidGains 2 жыл бұрын

Wait why are you here then? You know what the show is

@imastounded4376 2 жыл бұрын

@@SquidGains I’ve seen so many comments like that & I can’t tell if ppl are trying to be funny or if they really feel that way. Tom & Bert are best friends for a reason & I see both of their positives. They each have several podcasts so if I didn’t like one of them I’d just watch the other ones. I don’t get it, but I guess I don’t need to either. 🤷🏼‍♀️

@camshend 2 жыл бұрын

@@SquidGains I like Tom and support YHM. I don’t dislike Bert, but the recent episodes he’s been a lot to handle. Have you honestly not noticed? Tom starts talking about a show with Chappelle and Bert interrupts with “pull up Chris Long shirtless”

@j.a.r.family2576 2 жыл бұрын

Bert rambles, yells, has zero filter with his retarded thoughts and overly laughs to his own jokes. I'm not a fan, but I am a fan of tom.thats why I'm here. Bert is obnoxious.

@teddylite7892 2 жыл бұрын

Partially kidding I'm excited to watch because the Bert eps can be difficult sometimes

@ronpaul1082 2 жыл бұрын

Random person laughing in the background of podcasts is the new laugh track

@huntersalem6726 2 жыл бұрын

They finally admitted Brandt to rehab!!!!

@briang9386 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah brent definitely needed it

@joshuaaldaco8438 2 жыл бұрын

Brad

@DNYGdj 2 жыл бұрын

You finally came up with something original!!!

@briang9386 2 жыл бұрын

@@DNYGdj keep feathering

@samkellogg2805 2 жыл бұрын

Proof?

@mattlucas6440 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a watchable episode without a middle aged dude yakked out on adderal

@ext93 2 жыл бұрын

Yes now we have a middle aged jew on mushrooms and mdma

@plnkfloydian7814 2 жыл бұрын

@@ext93 dang that’s a hard J my man

@TheMushroomOfficial 2 жыл бұрын

@@ext93 Jesus Christ I love the comment section under 2B1C :D

@hmp5718 2 жыл бұрын

@pinkfloydian A hard j😂😂

@ext93 2 жыл бұрын

@@plnkfloydian7814 you're right I should have said POC of Hebrew descent

@wuvs2spooge 2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, getting to watch Ari watch one guy one cup for the first time, with the audio playing quietly in the background. What an amazing experience.

@jessefriesen9121 2 жыл бұрын

God I love the episodes without Bert. Like, it's actually a conversation between two coherent adults!

@xXCORRONXx 2 жыл бұрын

Me: eating my lunch Ari: it was like melted gummy bears in there

@GrahamPablo 2 жыл бұрын

This is refreshing. Honestly this show is usually just Bart wheezing for an hour with some commercial breaks. Thank god he’s not on this week.

@maybeaspider3456 2 жыл бұрын

yeah but instead they got a human-rat hybrid from the sewer to come on the show

@shmigod1195 2 жыл бұрын

I’ll take barf wheezing over Tom telling me about his exciting weekend home with push

@BirdOfHermes8381 2 жыл бұрын

Bart saying " I dont drink on stage " is like Ari saying " I dont dose my friends! " And that cat pic is awesome! 🐱

@dizzlebizzle8424 2 жыл бұрын

great podcast, talked about clips while not showing them, so fun!

@clint4420 2 жыл бұрын

It's so wild to hear Tim talking for once.

@averagejoegaming1045 2 жыл бұрын

Tom should record his book for Audible and someone at Audible should put Bert interrupting in the intro to the book 😂

@montyjackson69 2 жыл бұрын

genius lol

@j.a.r.family2576 2 жыл бұрын

That's absolutely hilarious.

@unravel9907 2 жыл бұрын

When I saw that Burt was out I figured I’d give this whole two bears thing one more shot…

@AaronAzimov 2 жыл бұрын

9:37 Not even 10 minutes in and Ari drops that! Dying lol

@reaganhine7952 2 жыл бұрын

Do an episode of Bert all by himself. It would be pretty much the same as a normal episode but the frame would be empty

@JamesLeeBuzz 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 no shit! I'd love to see more episodes with Tom and Ari, they've got great chemistry.

@Toastybees 2 жыл бұрын

He already has his own podcast which is him talking over a guest for 2 hours.

@2011Jayceon 2 жыл бұрын

At first Tom was disgusted by the idea of spiking Berks drink, but after moving to Texas and having Berg around all the time it now seems like a good idea.

@jynx2501 2 жыл бұрын

The biggest issue was the setting. He did it to Bert when he was spending time with his kids, before a flight.

@2011Jayceon 2 жыл бұрын

@@jynx2501 At least he didn't rape him.

@JohnBlaze505 2 жыл бұрын

These special guest episodes are the only ones I can watch

@MikeCaputo 2 жыл бұрын

Wow this Tom guy is really funny! I've never heard him talk before

@cincinnatiharry2460 2 жыл бұрын

Ari low key mentioning McAfee makes me assume he's watched the Oki documentary. So good

@martiniskiss3 2 жыл бұрын

Where can I find it

@cincinnatiharry2460 2 жыл бұрын

@@martiniskiss3 kzfaq.info/get/bejne/f9yikqiGmtCvmqM.html

@brannonwalsh676 2 жыл бұрын

Ari finally went through with his plan to kill Brent and take his place. Next week on 2B1C, the Ari/Leann wedding!

@DanielZeal 2 жыл бұрын

If Leann marries Ari, that's proof the world has ended.

@brannonwalsh676 2 жыл бұрын

@@DanielZeal Ari's gonna Weekend at Bernie's the whole thing

@josephknapp2945 2 жыл бұрын

Save it for the ymh ppv

@godsglizzy2232 2 жыл бұрын

48:00 is the most hilarious 😂 watching Tom's joy and Ari's pain is amazing.

@jamesvogt8441 4 ай бұрын

I wanna know what it was

@paullebon323 2 жыл бұрын

I love when comics are honest about not giving an F about their fans.

@littlefrog9553 2 жыл бұрын

It's a job. I don't give an f about my boss either.

@DrZbo 2 жыл бұрын

I think Tom's book should come with an insert where Bert talks about how the book made HIM feel

@JacobHayden911 2 жыл бұрын

10:00 Joey's gonna have to respond to that on Uncle Joey's Joint now! LMAO Wouldn't surprise me. He's cuban, who do you think you're dealin' with here?🤣