1:11:40 When Leeann calls Bert about Ila. Your welcome.

Leeann calling mid podcast to tell Bert his daughter got busted at her all-girls catholic school for shooting dice is the greatest thing that's happened on this show lmfao 🤣

I truly believe that Bart could throw himself a surprise party and be genuinely surprised when it happens.

Bert talking about Leann’s healthy relationship with alcohol like she’s insane kills me

I'd love to see a pack of wild motorcycles just cruising.

Burt: I could go for a margarita Thome: I believe you

“Sorry if I’m spoiling the beans” is the most Bert quote ever

Bert whispers the whole podcast then randomly screeches like a fucking owl and it blows my eardrums out. It’s great.

"I'm riding next to wild fucking motorcycles" got me.

You know Burt is about to cry when he makes cartoon sound effects like someone’s slipping on ice.

Bert is the king of “I’ll tell you off air,” or “we’ll bleep that out.” Tom probably loves it because he knows it frustrates the listeners.

Bert talking about himself and making every single sentence about himself is the best running joke about this podcast.

When Bert says he has a "brilliant idea" his liability insurance goes way up.

I was worried Tom wasn't gonna let Bert talk this episode..

I’m a 29 yr old “broke dad” of 3 daughters. Thanks for the laughs every Monday.

The amount of times Bert has told the same story and Tom says hes never heard it before, just shows how much he tunes out Bert. That's why they have stayed friends

Tom: How much of this weeks ep are you gonna talk? Burnt Krystler: Uhh hundred percent 🤡

Bert getting mad when his wife can control her drinking while he cannot is fucking hilarious. How dare you have one drink while i drink 10 🤣

Tom doesn’t even hide how annoyed he is when Bret cuts him off anymore 😂

Hey there fellas! I'm just a typical mommy from northeast Ohio, my husband is absolutely obsessed with you two and Christina; he and I have seen damn near every episode of two bears, YMH and where my mom's at! Secret time, I couldn't begin to tell you how many time we've watch your specials. We were just listening and you were talking about how you wished you could make a foundation for working dad's. I'd like to tell you a little about my husbands life lately, and I hope you'll maybe just take the time to give him a call or shoot him a message, hearing from any of the three of you that he's doing well would really help with his self image, his view of himself as a husband and father. If you chose not to read further, I thank you for reading this far. My husbands name is Derek. Hes 26, raised by a single mom (his dad died before he was born) and his abusive brothers. All he ever wanted to be was a dad, and after three miscarriages, I was finally able to give him his first born two years ago, right before the COVID pandemic. Ever since he's worked two jobs, atleast 6 days a week, 10 hours a day 4 of those days a week. He's a fantastic father in every way he has the availablity to be. He expresses his love for me every time he can and every time I need it. He's truly a fantastic man, but he's so tired. He works this much to keep me home with the baby, so we're still struggling to do anything more then pay bills. All of our bills are caught up really, but beyond that we can't ever go do fun things, or take time off together, and it's truly defeating him. I just need him to hear from someone besides me how good he's doing, and that it'll get better. Thank you so much for reading, and I hope you have the time in your busy life to contact me back for his information.

Bert saying “spoiling beans” instead of “spilling the beans” is so funny to me

Bert just repeating how lucky LeAnn is makes me so glad I’ve never been that lucky

"I wanna be in the business of recovery"...Best Burt line ever!!

As an adult, it’s insane how often Bert uses the word “treat”.

This episode was a ride. Lol Trying to follow Burt’s train of thought is a mental workout

It’s fascinating to me that Bert seems to think no one else sees Toms quirks that make him hilarious except for him lmao

Bert describing in detail how he’s an actual alcoholic without realizing he’s an alcoholic

For this weeks episode of “Drunk Guy Ranting”, we catch up on Bert’s weigh gain efforts and hear briefly from Skinny Legend and Japanese chef Thomas Segura

“You’re never gonna find him on line…oh, wait,” is the biggest laugh I’ve had in a while, thank you, Brad.

“This is going to sound like a delusional person” should be a warning before every episode.

Proud parent moment for Burt and Leanne !! Thank you Both 🇨🇦❤️🙏🏻

The DiStefano Bertcast is my favorite one! It's such an important conversation for men ,dads especially, to see. Being vulnerable and open about your emotions is good and healthy and people look to you and others as role models.

"I just had a brilliant idea. I just had a BRILLIANT idea. Keep going." GROWTH

“In the Business of Recovery; now with cocaine and xanex” should be a coke-esque advertisement design with Bert as Billy Maze. I want that on a t-shirt

"I could go for a margarita right now." "I believe you."

16:25 “There’s nothing better than a cocktail if you’re hungover. That cocktail rightens your boat… I wanna be in the business of recovery.” -Bert Kreischer

Tom: "Hey I'm exhausted. Let's go home." Bert: "Yeah let's go home." Also Bert: "Anyway, here's 17 more topics that I'm going to rant about WITHOUT YOUR INPUT for the next 20 minutes"

I LOST it when Tom said “Dude, you remember Billy Mays?”

Hearing about Ila getting in trouble for gambling at school has me in tears, absolutely losing it

Halfway in, and this episode's gold. Bert's on fire.

They could just replay clips of Burp telling these same stories the same way. "And then the horse high fived me." Tom even sighed hard during that motorcycle story.

Bert is looking extra tomato-ish today in the face

THE BEST PART OF THIS PODCAST HANDS DOWN IS THE CREW CONSTANTLY CRACKIN UP IN THE BACKGROUND 🤣🤣

The laughing in the back is the best😂 love it, lot others cut everyone else you guys literally make my day

Love imaging Bert cruising on a horse watching a herd of wild cycles!

Bert is the craziest delusional alcoholic I've ever seen. Love it!

Bert looks like he's almost there talking about a recovery business and getting all emotional. Love you bros, great episode like always, best podcast.

You both are SO lovable in such different ways and it's so perfect when it comes to chemistry.

The fact that Bart thinks he is going to out live any of his friends is so cute.

Normally when someone says “I’ll tell you off air” I go “noooo please say it!” When Bert says that I’m like “eh big deal” 🤣

"I'm not doing just one" is such textbook alcoholism and Bart just doesn't realize it.

136 episodes and this is the first one I’ve watched in the afternoon. I’ve cracked the code- sober, 9-5, just trying to get through the day, I am Tom. 8:30 pm halfway through a 12 pack, I am Bert.

"I'm riding next to wild motorcycles" Where is Bert finding wild motorcycles at?😂

Bert thinking people in recovery need Xanax is essential Bert thinking.

Brent and Tim exploring their relationship was absolutely adorable and what I needed today🤣

as someone who loves knives and has a ridiculous pocket knife obsession I got so pumped to hear a little knife talk from Bert. also the fact Bert is a huge bright eyes and wilco fan cracks me up. Bert is basically like every cute alternative girl with bangs that I went to school with in 2007

Tom says “alright I’m exhausted” Bert tells like 3 more stories.

Welcome to the 136th episode of “Tim Listen’s”

I'd love to be there when Barf confronts his daughter. He's going to go to town with this one.

Whoever is the guy in the background laughing his ass off - l love you!!!! Makes me laugh harder out loud at work 😜

We get to hear Tom talk during the sponsor spots 😂

I’m here for the background laughs. 😂 always gets me when the crew laughs.

The guys in the back absolutely kill me with the laughs

Bert's ADHD is on FULL display in this episode.

The patience of Tom with Burnt.... It really is the patience of someone who could be a serial killer 😂 edited: 51:13 👀

Burp Chrysler can't help but interrupt. He gets so excited.

I love how Bert loves Bright Eyes and thinks Tommy would like it too 😆

I love when Bert talks about his drinking and ends with ya know like anyone can relate to Bert kreischers drinking habits

Tom asks himself this same question EVERY episode.... "why are we friends!?"

The thing I know about myself is that my love of this pod stems from the fact I want to be a Tom but I am a Bert.

Bert gathering his thoughts is as chaotic as a person grabbing for dollars in an air chamber.

Dudes is the background define me 😂😂😂😂 that's me lol cracking tf up!😂😂😂😂 I love both of them especially Bert man he is hilarious

A recovery drink with cocaine and Xanax sounds nice right now

it's incredible Bert finds a way to blame his alcoholism on LeeAnn

I’m truly impressed Bert can talk on stage, it’s awe-inspiring.

I love Berts laugh when he’s still trying to talk he’s hysterical

Sometimes I wonder how Bert is alive and how he doesn’t drown looking up when it’s raining lol

Sometimes I think the show is edited and cuts to random parts when I just listen and don’t watch the video. But nope, it’s just Bert jumping from one subject to another abruptly haha

Bret and Tim are the best love these guys, such good vibes, absolutely astonishing episode! Had me laughing out loud on my morning commute. Thank you for spreading joy! Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is one of my favorite albums of all time, "I am trying to break your heart" was deep cut Bert... Would love to see a 2B1C/Wilco collaboration FTR ... Much love from Chicago!

When Brock said “ I was riding next to wild motorcycles!” I laughed so hard. That would be an amazing skit 😂😂

i love how tom really starts having fun when he gets a knife in his hand

Schultz releasing his special and his work on KZfaq during the pandemic was the BEST thing to happen for comedians in 2 decades. I have watched every special released on KZfaq since and they are all killers.

Bert you can be drunk while sailing, sometimes it’s even the whole point. You will be a great captain 👌

2 bears 1 cave is my favorite Monday pod!

I was waiting for Bert to say that a pack of Yetis were keeping pace with him while he was skiing.

Bert’s drinking in the morning… again.

When Bert says he’s hard to enjoy I find that hilarious 🤣 I loved the guy from the first moment I watched him

When bert says crazy shit, the control room loses it 🤣 hilarious

The deep breath and eye close from Tom after Bert declares " I loove not drinking" (26:03) shows just what a concentration workout it is to follow Bert when he's rolling... kills me every time!!

they should rename the show to "1 bear listening to the other"

First time I remember seeing Tom getting physically upset at Bert interrupting him 53:13

I loved how Tom enjoyed Bert showing his emotions and talking about Wilko.

Bert: “I’d love not drinking” “I’m never on twitter”

Let’s all wish Bert a speedy recovery from the years of alcohol abuse 🥰

Whoever is cackling in the background is soooo on point!!!

This show is turning into where’s Waldo except we have to find Tom!

When Bert’s untimely death rocks us all, will they still release the pre-recorded 2B1C episodes for the month?

Bert's energy is at full on panic attack levels today!

Perfect Description of 2 Bears: Tom Segura watches with a bored reverence as ADHD/dyslexic/drunk/high/fatsticks Bert Kreischer makes an attempt to stick to a single topic from beginning to end, and hilarity ensues. It is rumored that the podcast will end when he finally manages to accomplish this, but here we are on episode 136. Love you guys!

It is hilarious when brent starting to talk with longer pauses, and you hear the laughing in the background , because the know it is about to become comedy gold .