Ep. 150 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

@MyNamesNotCraig2 Жыл бұрын

“Skinning someone alive-“ “WOAWOAWOAWOAWOAH THATS ONLINE?!” “Draft kings!”

@garrettsaulnier2651 Жыл бұрын

Tom is such a psychopath with no emotions and bert is such an emotional goofball they’re the perfect pair.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@T25de Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t goin to thumbs up… but it had 68

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын

HE'S NOT PSYCHO!!!! ....He's just a little bit misunderstood.

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping Жыл бұрын

@@T25de Nimitz, bro?

@wyatthale555 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick too many people in that game bruh. Find another niche, trust me. Super unoriginal

@dilly_bones2147 Жыл бұрын

Imagine if Bert worked out as much as he talked about working out. He'd be jacked!

@xxCD7xx Жыл бұрын

Imagine he also drank as much as he says he drinks...

@Ruckus333 Жыл бұрын

@@xxCD7xx oh he does drink as much as he says for sure! Lol 💞 🤌 🤌 🤌 💞

@vadr6383 Жыл бұрын

He is jacked. His medical records say he's flawless. So he just needs to relax on his heavy drinking/ eating

@bigbusiness87business2 Жыл бұрын

Fr, can we be over it yet. It’s So boring hearing about it every episode.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@identified_Vibe Жыл бұрын

Love how Bert thinks he hasn’t told us his trainer is also Tom Cruise’s trainer lol

@ZenoSama_ Жыл бұрын

Prime Bert

@identified_Vibe Жыл бұрын

@Quentin Hapsburg Bert is secretly the real reason why Tom is so successful and motivated 😱

@srhkid4life420 Жыл бұрын

I was thinking it's the rock.

@genore1993 Жыл бұрын

I think its the rock. BEcause of how weird he got around the sports. The Rock owns or runs the XFL.

@mhabyur Жыл бұрын

Yeah when he said initials I started running through list, TC made sense

@JP-qw3rv Жыл бұрын

Love how Tom does impressions of his sons. Uhhmazing.

@gobengals8804 Жыл бұрын

Uhhh Hundred percent

@GlacierSound Жыл бұрын

YUP

@ricciardilol4406 Жыл бұрын

*Click click* uhh-hundred percent

@m.naja148 Жыл бұрын

I love Tom and think his impressions are funny, but for real though… his sons sound like devil spawn. I hope he’s exaggerating on some of the stories 🫣

@JP-qw3rv Жыл бұрын

@@caspay21 post the video

@ExceLvG Жыл бұрын

It’s not the same without Nadav’s howls in the back EDIT: Cackling, my apologies

@isSaviorr Жыл бұрын

Thank god

@GlacierSound Жыл бұрын

YUP

@inamabbas1807 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, so much better now

@flangecorp9789 Жыл бұрын

Rip J word.

@freezarulesyou7603 Жыл бұрын

It just feels lesser when I can't hear that J laughing like he found a penny on the sidewalk.

@andrewsanchez2948 Жыл бұрын

“Let me interrupt some good advice with stutters” -Burnt Crystals

@HisHowliness Жыл бұрын

Oh, oh, oh, oh---waitwaitwaitwaitwait

@ctdieselnut Жыл бұрын

@@HisHowliness lol. Fuckin annoying. He can be a lot sometimes

@justinbridgez Жыл бұрын

i often wish i was there to intererupt him intereupting yelling who cares! CARRY ON TOM...and look at tom like continue. rinse repeat berate bert till hes self conscious or they fire me. at which point i say this is what the people want!

@TheFireproofWitch Жыл бұрын

Burnt Crystals lmao 🤣

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@Stzit Жыл бұрын

Tom's a saint. I couldn't handle being interrupted by Bert as much as him, without eventually blowing up on mic.

@danschillin8558 Жыл бұрын

Dude, I'd lose my fuckin mind. He's a trampler, still love him though.

@jackcorrigan6258 Жыл бұрын

42:42 actually made me angry

@cabozca Жыл бұрын

The best is when Bert interrupts Tom and then interrupts himself mid interruption. Meta AF

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@carte0000blanche Жыл бұрын

Bs fucking lost it.... he needs to sort his life out.

@ilikmlow6900 Жыл бұрын

“I love being gay so much We pay hundreds of dollars a month.....” bravo to whoever is placing the ads 👌🏻👍🏻

@cavemanvi Жыл бұрын

If you’re in a frat you’re straight up gay. No if ands or buttholes about it.

@MegaGREEKBOI Жыл бұрын

Saw this after I posted the same thing hahaha

@Blackstamos Жыл бұрын

Did you come up with that yourself or did you steal it from the show?

@mikemikemike123 Жыл бұрын

“Skinning someone alive…. The football season has kicked off” 🤣🤣

@Blackstamos Жыл бұрын

@@mikemikemike123 That's a good one. Kudos

@loodiksa Жыл бұрын

Another great Monday with Bart Chrysler and Tim Sangria ❤

@kaptainkool408 Жыл бұрын

Burnt Krispers and Ken Seagulla are the best!!

@antinsanwo Жыл бұрын

Bort chrisner and Tim seagal

@rafaelsoares8361 Жыл бұрын

Im Tim Khrisler he's Burnt Segura 🎶🎶

@sasogorelick Жыл бұрын

Burnt Chrysler and Tim Segundo are the best

@juice6199 Жыл бұрын

Butt Crackner and Thumb Sugma

@The1stMotion Жыл бұрын

Bart channeling his inner Will Ferrell Elf impression when he sings his regular conversations

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@dracko6919 Жыл бұрын

Bert: “I think I love being gay so much” **cuts to commercial** Tom: “Have u ever heard of Policy Genius?” This fuckers have mastered the art of editing into comedy

@fffraaankkk Жыл бұрын

💯🌮✂️

@robusto7735 Жыл бұрын

HAHA!!!! So true!!!!!!

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@fishgangstaytps2691 Жыл бұрын

I don't think even specifically gay podcasts would talk about being gay and gay sex as much as these two...

@SB-se7vb Жыл бұрын

The skinning alive cut was even funnier to me personally.

@caseymitchell6499 Жыл бұрын

Bert should be required to watch 2 girls 1 cup on the show since the show’s name is based on it. Only seems fair.

@tompowers1308 Жыл бұрын

I have no idea how the hell it took reading this comment, after YEARS to realize that is where the name comes from

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@diggysoze2897 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick if that’s true, let’s see your creators license.

@edenzero8064 Жыл бұрын

I second this

@tyler4418 Жыл бұрын

I've been singing little songs to my son since he was a baby. He's 5 now, and when I start to sing, he yells out "No singing!" but with a laugh.

@drizzy0712 Жыл бұрын

So you continue singing right?!?

@tyler4418 Жыл бұрын

@@drizzy0712 usually, he laughs cuz he knows I'm fucking with him, I make a thing out of it. But I'll stop if I can see he's tired and really not in the mood.

@dropdeadkassie307 Жыл бұрын

My son is the same age and does the same thing I do it to him in the grocery store

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@juice6199 Жыл бұрын

Bert on Somethings Burning recently: "I just did blood work, everything's perfect" Also Bert on that same episode: "I've had the shakes all morning, I need a drink really bad."

@al1016 Жыл бұрын

I don't think Bert knows that you can have liver function tests that appear fine and healthy at many stages of liver disease. What he needs is a ct scan or an ultrasound scan, to measure the stiffness of the liver. Which will show scarring inside the liver.

@ChichiNaka Жыл бұрын

He has panic attacks and starts shaking if he doesn't drink for 12 hours

@BUKWulfSh0t Жыл бұрын

Having the shakes is 1 of the worse feelings Especially having them in the mornings😖😖😖 i wouldn't even eat breakfast, just straight beer or tequila

@juice6199 Жыл бұрын

@@BUKWulfSh0tnever had them but I have definitely drank my fair share, like everyday for 3 years but I normally don't drink until after 4-5pm and the most ill drink is like 6-7 beers or a bottle of wine

@gingerroot8802 Жыл бұрын

He needs help bad. Them turning it into a joke is going to look awful when he has a big stroke or heart attack. No one has ever told him he needs to stop drinking.. Enabling drunks is the worst thing you can do.

@ryankotack Жыл бұрын

Tim - "the heaviest I've ever seen on a scale was--" Brent - "oooooo, look at push!"

@dac554 Жыл бұрын

150 episodes? That’s 300 gallon of Kool-aid 150 bottles of Tito’s 6000 “uh-mazing” 75 falls out of chairs ….

@TaylorHomeCare Жыл бұрын

1hundreddd percent

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@mmedrano8334 Жыл бұрын

That's 7,500 girl push-ups.

@AzBeautyFull Жыл бұрын

Tom: its just the screaming i like Everyone: we know tom... you psycho

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@fishgangstaytps2691 Жыл бұрын

no wonder he likes Burnt😁

@nuclearpasta1850 Жыл бұрын

16:03 that cut to commercial was gold loll

@Hungryhipoe Жыл бұрын

When Bart said “pull up women’s volleyball outfits” he sounded exactly like Garth when he says “yeah I really like that”

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@samtrzcinski8376 Жыл бұрын

Imagine the whole YMH gang (including Bert and Dr. Drew) singing a full choral rendition of Nadav is Googling the next time Paddy fucks something up. I would pay to watch that 🤣

@RDSwords Жыл бұрын

They should do a "We Are the World" type production of "Nadav is Googling" with all their comedian/famous friends

@RandomGlow444 Жыл бұрын

@@RDSwords ready for this

@DrewMANIC Жыл бұрын

Or just drew doing it opera style. He's legit with that. Pretty crazy to hear.

@hoondagang4919 Жыл бұрын

…………..fuck no……who the fuck would want to even hear that shit…..rather eat dog shit alone in a closet….

@Mr.Cloud96 Жыл бұрын

Danny Brown does the rap in the middle

@J-Mac8 Жыл бұрын

I’m with Bert on not wanting to see certain shit. Absolutely right you can’t unsee it!!

@maybeaspider3456 Жыл бұрын

Tom would get a kick out of the cartel video of the guy with no skin on his face being tortured by his captors, or the one of the uncle and nephew getting cut up alive with a chainsaw. ISIS videos are good too, much better production value on some of them

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@willmichael7992 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick I respect the grind but quit dropping this reply on every single comment. IF you’re gonna do that, at least target the right audience for your content, bc anyone watching Two Bears One Cave is not gonna care about the videos you post.

@RonJOlsonJr Жыл бұрын

I watched the last ymh 8. I stopped right before the heavy segment at the end. The next day I was like...I paid for it I should watch it. I really wish I had NOT. There was some really messed up stuff. I long for the days of the guy getting hit by the car and screaming. Tim Dillion was worth the $10 as a guest.

@commandingsteel Жыл бұрын

i've seen some stuff on the dark web that's still burned into my memory...

@MyNamesNotCraig2 Жыл бұрын

Tom and his friends stepping in and saying no to that situation in college is so good especially for the time it happened

@adamlowe8677 Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that every other day or so there's a new ymh podcast.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@jacobchapman9803 Жыл бұрын

I fucking love when he tells people about Hank 3. Maybe it'll bring him out of the woods for the first time in 10 years lol. He briefly mentioned him on Rogan I wish they would have spent an hour lol

@infinitytme676 Жыл бұрын

Hank the third is amazing lol

@Beunibster Жыл бұрын

@@infinitytme676 It's Hank 3 now

@Cloudroth Жыл бұрын

Hank 3 is the man! 🤘

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@Pnda4500 Жыл бұрын

Bert pulling out the reading glasses tho 😂

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@seriannachan Жыл бұрын

I love when Tom says his son says he hates him

@cassierussell6281 Жыл бұрын

The guy being backed up on by the car gets me every. single. time. xD

@jakeyboy6669 Жыл бұрын

This is how this podcast works… Bert asks a question to Tom. Tom goes to answer the question. Bert cuts him off and forgets what he was going to say. Remembers and goes on to answer his own question. Stfu sometimes Brent.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@gregoryhines7 Жыл бұрын

And then the answer will be written down, beeped out or "click clicked"

@coastalorigins3031 Жыл бұрын

This is how podcasts go with borderline sociopath vs ADHD ocd FUnny fat man

@jaysonofgigachad9795 Жыл бұрын

Bert is a Hank lll fan! Massive respect for Bert gained.

@seankelly5427 Жыл бұрын

I just wish he remembered that AssJack was the name of III's other band... or that his country is really a tribute to is Grandpa (aka Hank I). Big fan of Hank III and saw him once in San Francisco. There were some women from CA's central valley (Fresno, etc) that could/would have beaten me up too! Great f'n show though!

@bnbcraft6666 Жыл бұрын

I read about it on saving country music and I had to find it, I'm a huge hank3 fan but unfortunately he can't tour anymore and I became a fan 2 years ago and he stopped touring in 2014 because he lost the house he was renting which was his base of operations

@johnvaresio9666 Жыл бұрын

Tom and Bart should compete to see which of their Bday presents to each other makes the other tear up more from the amount of thoughtfulness

@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын

Great idea

@lostsoul2184 Жыл бұрын

I love you guys a lot. You bring a lot of joy to the world

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@gooseguastella6644 Жыл бұрын

Bert forgot that he told another podcast that his trainer worked with The Rock. That's the A.D.D. kicking in. So funny.

@renaroronoa9399 Жыл бұрын

Alcohol makes it harder to make memories..

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@octaviorodriguez6895 Жыл бұрын

Tom knowing who suga free is hilarious to me lol.

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын

Tom the Big P’

@danielocean3699 Жыл бұрын

He’s a legit hip hop fan. Not just now because it’s mainstream

@octaviorodriguez6895 Жыл бұрын

@@danielocean3699 I know that but even the people who like the more underground stuff don't know who suga free is let alone listen to his music. Pimp music is something else lol

@parithian8462 Жыл бұрын

@@danielocean3699 I love people rhyming about how cool they are. It sometimes makes me feel cool too, and I can pretend that means it's good music

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@laurenclark1304 Жыл бұрын

I would be so bummed if they stopped doing the gifts - I genuinely love when they do the gift exchange

@maybeaspider3456 Жыл бұрын

I like how much it upsets their wives more than anything else

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@boagski Жыл бұрын

It got old real fast

@hhhanselll Жыл бұрын

Lmao can you imagine how scared that girl was at first? She prob thought the whole team was about to run train on her till they told her to leave.

@benking9728 Жыл бұрын

Gotta get it going bud

@2pacfan56 Жыл бұрын

When you’re featherin it, brother

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@DrCommaBarber Жыл бұрын

Brent saying he didn't "like" the hug while smiling so gleefully 😆 its ok Bruce, be who you are!

@pedigocaitlin Жыл бұрын

Damn Tom looks AMAZING! I've always thought he was a bear, but holy shit he is looking So. So. Sooooo good!! It is hilarious listening to Bert talk about working out and health while sitting across from Tom. 🤣 Keep up the hard work Tommy, you are killing it.

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@idontknowmuch3441 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick what’s your point

@christopher152 Жыл бұрын

That's some low standards you got. He's fat and bald.

@cdizzy42069 Жыл бұрын

Hank 3 is dope as fuck, shout out to Bert for knowing the genius!

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@robertb5359 Жыл бұрын

it mustve been them pills he took

@bnbcraft6666 Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah 🤘

@toastedjoe1013 Жыл бұрын

Bert singing reminds me of Will Ferrell in Elf.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@willleaton2827 Жыл бұрын

As a student pilot, I'm so excited to hear more about Tom getting into aviation

@MatthewLKemper Жыл бұрын

shoutout to bert and tom for the best podcast ever!

@Victestr0104 Жыл бұрын

Learned today that not joining a fraternity was a great decision.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@93Nfinite Жыл бұрын

Every time Tom starts talking about something I’m interested in Bart goes on a 5 minute rant

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@mistersc2tt Жыл бұрын

Draft kings thank you so much I’ve never needed an ad more in my life

@mooddisorderunspecified4258 Жыл бұрын

Bert is an unstoppable dingus and papa Tom watches over him. I can appreciate the bear dynamic in the cave.

@nachomansandyravage2346 Жыл бұрын

The shit eating grin and pleasure Tom gets everytime the garage clip plays, I long to experience an ounce of that joy

@sterlingk20_ctr39 Жыл бұрын

About to go whip up a 64oz kool aid (red of course) and get the day started right a HUNDRED persen

@GlacierSound Жыл бұрын

YUP

@ntutino1980 Жыл бұрын

@C_ stop it that’s enough

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@dieseIboy Жыл бұрын

Brent’s interruptions were on another level this podcast….no idea how Tom does it every week.

@pantera89 Жыл бұрын

Never a dull moment with these guys! \m/

@aaroncruze4638 Жыл бұрын

Tom: sighing; skinning someone alive... excited; the new football season is starting! Great comedic timing by the editing team.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@luvdosbux Жыл бұрын

Bart Chrysler gets old for me real quick these days!! One HHHHHHHUndred Percent! God Bless Tom for putting up with this man child!

@iansanford8369 Жыл бұрын

Then don’t watch the show…. Bert is 50% of it, so just leave. Don’t worry, we won’t miss you

@robertgiardino3314 Жыл бұрын

This gets me through my Monday morning at work.

@ilikmlow6900 Жыл бұрын

“Skinning people alive, woh woh woh thats online The football season has kicked off...” This episode is the gift that keeps on giving 😂😂😂😂

@kevlanb8779 Жыл бұрын

We need a weekly follow up podcast called Two Bears 1 Truth where Tom fact checks all of Barfs lies/ outrageous stories.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

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@kevlanb8779 Жыл бұрын

@@ItzMalick reaction vids are a plague

@glmoyer Жыл бұрын

Brent advocating for Tate is gonna be problematic

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@Algorythmfpv Жыл бұрын

The commercial placement in this episode was absolutely top tier.

@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын

"someone getting skinned alive, the football season is about to kick off, join us in draft kings!"

@stevedub8035 Жыл бұрын

They ad placement game... strong 😆 🤣 😂

@jimjohnson8999 Жыл бұрын

hardest I've laughed at Bert & Tom in a while was at that 16min ad placement 🤣🤣🤣

@prodmowery Жыл бұрын

I want Bert and Tom to make diss tracks for each other, since they were talking about singing so much recently. I'd love to produce em!

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@Js-hu5cm Жыл бұрын

Listening to Tom talk about his boys is literally the best. He is the funniest comic I swear

@DoubleOhBlandy Жыл бұрын

Keep upping the birthday presents! I love it!

@rayparibello Жыл бұрын

Next Ymh live feature: Bert watching 2 girls one cup for the first time. Make this happen!

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@fffraaankkk Жыл бұрын

There's no way Tom can show cartel stuff. I can't imagine "Funky Town" on the heavy segment or "Ms Pacman".

@EliteWarrior13 Жыл бұрын

Dude ive seen some stuff that just make it feel like all the good is gone from the world and you lost your soul

@Mutilatedd Жыл бұрын

Yooo why did I look those up? Didn't even watch just read a brief description and that was more than enough for me.

@rizzzko Жыл бұрын

I feel like the guy in funkytown trying to reach his face but failing to do so because he has no hands anymore would crack Tom up

@fffraaankkk Жыл бұрын

@@rizzzko probably, but I forget the name of the video. The cartel has a guy naked and they cut him up while he's still alive and the torturer grabs his leg and starts beating him w his own leg and laughing at the guy. That would make Tom laugh.

@Lockdown335 Жыл бұрын

Yeah id prefer they try to keep it funny somewhat lol Cartel shit is just the pinnacle of human brutality.... Maybe show the dudes wearing another dudes face for the lols.... Thats kinda chill .... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

@anthonytone7181 Жыл бұрын

"So you're just going to watch soccer?!" (Bert @ the World Cup '22) LMAO 🤣😂

@robertannino4326 Жыл бұрын

2 bears one cave is my Monday morning workout every time i relate exactly to what u guys are saying

@jhoward_06 Жыл бұрын

my favorite part of Mondays

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@GlacierSound Жыл бұрын

I can see Tom being an actual serial killer, his personality on these pods is scary.

@TheChaneaux Жыл бұрын

But a serial killer with morals…like he’ll kill the guy that tried to get with that young girl

@cassierussell6281 Жыл бұрын

scary good lmao

@dylanjohnston4161 Жыл бұрын

@@TheChaneaux So Chris D'elia then

@fugisgonefishin Жыл бұрын

@Vedder George Ethan is that you?

@Baychimo Жыл бұрын

@@TheChaneaux Absolutely. Nothing screams "good morals" more than promoting a misogynist, laughing at people getting seriously injured, stating that he doesn't want to hang out with people of lower status, getting enraged with employees of various establishments and using people with mental health issues as entertainment, among other things 😄

@ryangrandy2132 Жыл бұрын

I love that Brent would describe a video, and Tom immediately knows the name of the video. 😂😄😂

@chrisdobbin5834 Жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to pick out Bert's laugh out of a group of people 🤣

@felixfjr Жыл бұрын

Sometimes at the end of an episode I just think to myself “Wtf did I just watch”

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@NikoJoesif Жыл бұрын

As someone still in college but not in Greek life. Hearing Bert tell that story made me so happy because there are probably so many people enraged right now 😂😂

@finchisneat Жыл бұрын

12:34 Lmao who was Brent yelling that too?? 😂

@bigboytony8485 Жыл бұрын

8 weeks I missed this, can’t wait to binge them before class tonight.

@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын

That's a *lot* of Bert interrupting Tom. You're probably not coming out of that binge the same person.

@TheBeardClub Жыл бұрын

Monday’s are for the Beards.

@GlacierSound Жыл бұрын

I just shaved.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@cdizzy42069 Жыл бұрын

The heavy segment reminds me of being in like 3rd grade with that one friend who had a computer and negligent parents. The early 2000s were the wild west of nasty, vile internet shit.

@Pandosopoderoso Жыл бұрын

Lmfao. Hahahah. It was more of late middle and early high school for me and my negligent parents

@Wayfarer45 Жыл бұрын

lol the old Kazzaa and Limewire days huh? If you want a computer chalked full of viruses Limewire has got ya covered lol

@cdizzy42069 Жыл бұрын

@@Wayfarer45 fuckin exactly dude lmao

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@kiki7444 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t think I’m allowed to talk about it.. Aaahhhh fuck it” 😂

@archieyoung3359 Жыл бұрын

Bert said "i love you buddy" like top dawg at the end 🥲

@sheakennedy4580 Жыл бұрын

Love you guys, this really is the best pod out there. Never any drama, always big on laughs. You guys make Mondays great!

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@JDSharar13 Жыл бұрын

Ya Bert… Chinese have never denied anything that happened in their culture…certainly not mass genocide or anything 😂

@tegridygaming2811 Жыл бұрын

That frat hazing story 😂 take off the blind fold

@robertrabel1014 Жыл бұрын

I saw that! Absolutely scarred for life. Can't unsee that.

@AntDiesel54 Жыл бұрын

Im tired of comedians hiding what they bought and how much they spent on this or that, and what they have. But its us that got them that money. We dont give a damn, we want to know ! Were happy for you's, we want to share that with yous

@swoop8047 Жыл бұрын

I'm also tired of comedians hiding what they buy with our money. It has to stop. It's getting out of control. In my day we could watch and verify the ditzy broads that Dean Martin had bent over his freshly buffed Cadillac

@miizzsarahdee Жыл бұрын

The ad transitions have been perfection. 🥰

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын

Genius cut to ad right after Bert says he'd love being gay 😆😆

@jamesyhardeman4729 Жыл бұрын

Tom mentioning SUGA FREE just made me so happy this morning.. Cali Legend

@brianhager1838 Жыл бұрын

Mmmhhh, the podcast I watch before bad friends....

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@superstock101 Жыл бұрын

I love when they start whispering so you can't hear them that shit is very enjoyable

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I Make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@bradpullen9557 Жыл бұрын

at 41:17 Tom finally decides to show real emotion

@gabepagan8949 Жыл бұрын

Bert talking about how much better he feels not drinking should be his wake up call

@RealKlausSchwab Жыл бұрын

Crazy thought, but maybe we should secure our border so those cartel people don't come over here.

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@mykmcgrane Жыл бұрын

From Rape to Racial: Tom and Bert break down Barriers

@nickitoff9629 Жыл бұрын

I really like Toms idea of an "experiance" for Birthday gifts. It would be great for them to both participate, like skydiving or racing each other on a closed track.

@HisHowliness Жыл бұрын

Bret explaining ookie cookie like we didn't know about it was gold.

@hunterashton673 Жыл бұрын

Tom looks like he’d be so short. Like 5’6 it’s mind blowing that he’s 6 feet

@Bittamin Жыл бұрын

Booth boys, Tom is literally whispering in this episode. Either gotta slap the back of his head, or turn the gain up on that bad boy sometimes

@jacklempke7779 Жыл бұрын

No booth boys. They’re in the Bertcast studio so they’re using his producer. That’s why the audio is messed up. Wouldn’t happen with YMH producers.

@Bittamin Жыл бұрын

@@jacklempke7779 GOOD CALL!! Wasn’t watching the video and didn’t catch that at first, and now it all makes sense 😅

@jacklempke7779 Жыл бұрын

@@Bittamin you got it. I’ve been getting tired of these episodes in the Bertcast studio. The show isn’t the same without Nadav and the booth. Nadav’s laugh is even in the 2 Bears intro. This is just a better than usual episode of Bertcast.

@Bittamin Жыл бұрын

@@jacklempke7779 I’m just an audio geek 😅 little issues when I’m trying to listen in the shower stick out way more than they should for me

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working On quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

@rspigner8705 Жыл бұрын

I saw 268 on the scale as well and started my low carb lifestyle.. That was about 2 months ago, I am 250 and still going strong.

@headymitch Жыл бұрын

2 Elitists One studio

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын

The Chinese lady being pregnant observation is a great bit xD I mean I live in CHINA TOWN and I’ve never seen a late or mid-term pregnant Chinese woman yet in OVER 4-5 years with a people forward facing job that gets around the area I live.. it’s actually hilarious because I’ve only ever seen one obviously pregnant Chinese woman and that was my bosses wife LOL Source: I lived in the Mainland of Malaysia where there are predominantly Chinese people populating the nation. Never once did I see a pregnant woman there who wasn’t Indonesian or homeless for the 2.5 years I was there and I never saw one but my bosses wife for the 4-5 years I’ve been staying in a Chinatown in the US in Texas.

@pauljoseph8338 Жыл бұрын

Texas has a CHINATOWN???

@zanderkudra122 Жыл бұрын

Duh.. because they spawn like Call of Duty bro

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 Жыл бұрын

@@pauljoseph8338 yeah the major cities like Dallas and Houston have their own little ‘China towns’ I call it that but it’s not gonna be like New York because we don’t build that high but it may as well be ‘China town’ lol

@parithian8462 Жыл бұрын

@@pauljoseph8338 yea it's called a city, read a book

@ItzMalick Жыл бұрын

Yo fam I’m a small content creator, and I make a variety of entertaining reactions, vlogs, and a range of other content and I’m still working on quality but I guarantee you will find something you will enjoy 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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Ep. 150 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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