Ep. 146 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer

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Жыл бұрын

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Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's switching from his old favorite, Tito's. Bert makes Santino take his blood pressure, then they wrap talking about their personal experiences working out with famous bodybuilders Thor Bjornsson and Martin Ford.
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@BadFriends
@BadFriends Жыл бұрын
This is the BEST EPISODE since March 29, 2021!! Something is just working.
@broyouracake
@broyouracake Жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s the least Bert has ever talked!
@chetjump5744
@chetjump5744 Жыл бұрын
Right?! I love Carrot Top’s new haircut!
@hoy2966
@hoy2966 Жыл бұрын
Hello Fancy
@slimdaniels3322
@slimdaniels3322 Жыл бұрын
Andrew is a special guy. He does a really good job on whiskey ginger and when ever he is a guest. Big fan of bad friends too! Very funny
@jacksonkeogh3320
@jacksonkeogh3320 Жыл бұрын
Shut up George
@Jaypac1109
@Jaypac1109 Жыл бұрын
This is the most Tom's spoken on an episode in a while
@sumboy6183
@sumboy6183 Жыл бұрын
santino looks like the love child of Tom segura and carrot top
@seanwilks7712
@seanwilks7712 Жыл бұрын
This comment is on EVERY SINGLE episode that has a guest host…be better.
@Abbieabma
@Abbieabma Жыл бұрын
@@seanwilks7712 is you're life this bad that you get annoyed about a comment 🤣
@commaJim
@commaJim Жыл бұрын
Good one! Very original!
@whatwhat9599
@whatwhat9599 Жыл бұрын
@@seanwilks7712 except they say it when Tom is there. This is obviously satire and it went right over your head
@HIGHTS
@HIGHTS Жыл бұрын
Santino hitting his Mark Normand impression less than a minute in got me knowing this is going to be a banger
@KazuYuuu
@KazuYuuu Жыл бұрын
...comedy!
@boagski
@boagski Жыл бұрын
He burned Whitney and Norman in the same joke! Santino is always hilarious
@trillfpv
@trillfpv Жыл бұрын
Hey Hey
@raimipaz1976
@raimipaz1976 Жыл бұрын
@@boagskip
@fr0zdify
@fr0zdify Жыл бұрын
yea man. starting a podcast while talking to someone without a mic for the first 3minutes is such a good thing for a podcast.
@josephdavis2695
@josephdavis2695 Жыл бұрын
I love that Bjort’s point of reference for childhood financial stress is “that one summer when dad almost couldn’t pay for tennis camp”
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
Bjort.. nice
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
Barkf Caraishar
@danielvera9890
@danielvera9890 Жыл бұрын
@@father3dollarbill right that was creative lol
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
@@danielvera9890 I love making new ones up. Bérk Krishna deserves it.
@BobV97
@BobV97 Жыл бұрын
Bjort is my favorite Icelandic comedian
@Shrewsbury33Shrewsbu
@Shrewsbury33Shrewsbu Жыл бұрын
Bart "$250,000 in vodka? Done." Also Bart " write a $50,000 check to a children's hospital? Need to call my business manager"
@OctobersOblivion
@OctobersOblivion Жыл бұрын
And he demands an award for it lol
@Gamingfinger29
@Gamingfinger29 Жыл бұрын
@@mkflesher4251 it’s resellers bruh
@whiteraven171
@whiteraven171 Жыл бұрын
@@mkflesher4251 definitely resellers
@andy2069
@andy2069 Жыл бұрын
I like how when whiney is honest she has bank he still won't admit he's loaded. 16 million is a crazy low estimate for Bert too
@randylogan4339
@randylogan4339 Жыл бұрын
@@andy2069 his current estimated net worth is 5 millions. Has a business with employees, has a wife and kids. That's not rich rich
@adamblackwell8704
@adamblackwell8704 Жыл бұрын
Saw Santino at the Improv last week. I said “heyyyy Tito Andrew” in a southeast Asian accent and his head whipped around so fast. He definitely identifies closely with the Tito title.
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
I think he loves it.
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969
@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969 Жыл бұрын
The best !!
@patar3323
@patar3323 Жыл бұрын
Andrew santito
@myearshurtnoone1367
@myearshurtnoone1367 Жыл бұрын
Andrew is the best host and guest in the pod game IMO
@Deceivedplayer35
@Deceivedplayer35 Жыл бұрын
@dick trickle I
@bendajet1979
@bendajet1979 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious Bert has an equal vendetta with St. Jude's and Titos Vodka for not acknowledging him.
@petehakkinen3020
@petehakkinen3020 Жыл бұрын
That he can't do charity without getting credit is so funny. "They don't want to associate with this hot mess? Fuck those children!"
@korryjones7371
@korryjones7371 Жыл бұрын
That’s because he is a narcissist.
@xdmztryvsvedine2773
@xdmztryvsvedine2773 Жыл бұрын
I love that Santino mentioned Will Sasso’s “Tremanaaaaah” bit. One of my favorite Dudesy jokes.
@ChipOffTheBrock
@ChipOffTheBrock Жыл бұрын
I've been scrolling comments looking for other Dudesy fans 🤣
@sadboi7537
@sadboi7537 Жыл бұрын
I got pissed blamed by Rachel Crustacean and Principal Squeen brother!
@TheCrazyCanuck420
@TheCrazyCanuck420 Жыл бұрын
Free Will bro
@bensb8
@bensb8 Жыл бұрын
Yeah dude, yeah brother
@stevesullivan3503
@stevesullivan3503 Жыл бұрын
@@sadboi7537 I love shit blamin!
@j.b.1854
@j.b.1854 Жыл бұрын
Bert complaining about having to be Bert... full circle moment
@DislikedTulip
@DislikedTulip Жыл бұрын
No better awareness than self awareness
@ShogunOfficial
@ShogunOfficial Жыл бұрын
Santino looks like an optimistic soccer coach from Derry
@jjg2243
@jjg2243 Жыл бұрын
Can imagine shouting from the sideline in a Derry accent
@Mikeyc2k6
@Mikeyc2k6 Жыл бұрын
I feel like he'd be slightly jaded by the whole situation too
@garryharkin575
@garryharkin575 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@askmemum
@askmemum Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@oaklandharry
@oaklandharry Жыл бұрын
ahahahaha
@jd_shibuya2944
@jd_shibuya2944 Жыл бұрын
Andrew is such a good podcaster/guest i love every episode i see him on
@MaddDrEw
@MaddDrEw Жыл бұрын
100%
@asherweck
@asherweck Жыл бұрын
He’s a cool dude.
@rabblerabble18
@rabblerabble18 Жыл бұрын
Love hearing Bert's dentist story two episode in a row
@bighowdy60
@bighowdy60 Жыл бұрын
Have barely started the episode and I’ALREADY know santino is going to go over Brett’s head 209 times
@banterwithbawden5444
@banterwithbawden5444 Жыл бұрын
Mad, his head is huge
@DaveSwart
@DaveSwart Жыл бұрын
22:52 sweat to god I was listening to this part when I read your comment 😂
@dano8335
@dano8335 Жыл бұрын
@@DaveSwart ??? Where
@glennwhite3417
@glennwhite3417 Жыл бұрын
Bold of you to think it won't easily be in the 300's
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
@@DaveSwart how is that going over his head?
@mcant17
@mcant17 Жыл бұрын
Brett claims he would never start his own alcohol brand, last episode him and Tim talked about doing exactly that
@samstone7441
@samstone7441 Жыл бұрын
He talked on an episode recently saying he likes contradicting himself and finds it funny, I actually think it shows a very insecure and stupid thinking process.
@TuckerErInHer
@TuckerErInHer Жыл бұрын
Ole crystaler, always going back on his word...
@jessicabecause3717
@jessicabecause3717 Жыл бұрын
He drank since then.
@d3ad2r1ghts
@d3ad2r1ghts Жыл бұрын
these episodes could have been logged before
@robdubent
@robdubent Жыл бұрын
@@jessicabecause3717 lol haha good one Jessica
@mcstouffer
@mcstouffer Жыл бұрын
The fact burnt just called a Negroni a “penugu” just confirms he has never looked at a cocktail menu in his life
@dr.doppeldecker3832
@dr.doppeldecker3832 Жыл бұрын
He probably is drinking vodka thinking it's tequila
@edxlee
@edxlee Жыл бұрын
to be fair he seems like the type of guy that drinks anything with alcohol in it without caring what it is
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 Жыл бұрын
Love how Bert doesn't mention his extravagant birthday gifts to Tom when Santino asks about spending large amounts of money 😆 $17,000 jet ski, $100,000 race car 💸💸💸
@genemalinowski
@genemalinowski Жыл бұрын
Not about him enough.
@malkinmalone
@malkinmalone Жыл бұрын
That race car pisses me off more than anything. There is not a snowball’s chance in hell Tom will haul that car to a race track and drive that car 5 different times. Maybe once or twice just so he can tell Blurt he used it.
@bigbysnow6306
@bigbysnow6306 Жыл бұрын
He literally forgets that he spends that money
@banterwithbawden5444
@banterwithbawden5444 Жыл бұрын
Nothing screams healthy relationship like Bret saying I’m gunna drink you under the table. To his daughter 😂
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
I don't think he realizes how much he embarrasses them. Don't think he'd care even if he did though
@TimArndtnumber2
@TimArndtnumber2 Жыл бұрын
Like challenging a snail to a race….. why is it fun to see your own CHILD/blood puking and uncomfortable?
@CCitis
@CCitis Жыл бұрын
Now he’s bringing them on podcasts and taking them on tour. He’s out of his mind… good luck to them… their dad is an alcoholic… I hope they steer clear of the booze, drugs and only fans
@LukeH930
@LukeH930 Жыл бұрын
@@CCitis Dude, fvck off with this mean spirited bs. Bert works hella hard, and gives his family a great life. Check out his IG pics from their trip to Italy. If you were a real fan of comedy you'd understand most of Bert's public persona and stories are exaggerated 😒
@MisterWealth
@MisterWealth Жыл бұрын
@@dale1070 Whitney will even joke about him using kids for attention on himself.
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
literally everything in bert's life revolves around alcohol, but he is definitely not an alcoholic
@samstone7441
@samstone7441 Жыл бұрын
So what if he is? He's an adult and it wont affect your life at all.
@daved4463
@daved4463 Жыл бұрын
Yeah....it gets old
@BorisBidjanSaberi11
@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Жыл бұрын
@@samstone7441 found the alcoholic
@gavinwicklander6520
@gavinwicklander6520 Жыл бұрын
You probably cry a lot
@darkylinky288
@darkylinky288 Жыл бұрын
He's a functional alcoholic, makes more money than probably anyone in the comments.
@guuumby_1468
@guuumby_1468 Жыл бұрын
The “how can you afford this stuff” comment was about Brendan. Hahahaha
@meds714
@meds714 Жыл бұрын
One huuuundred percent lol
@Juskle7
@Juskle7 Жыл бұрын
Santino blasting Whitney at the start was awesome
@cag1
@cag1 Жыл бұрын
Santino: "Who is Huberman's Lab?" Bert: "He's this scientist workout guy." Fair description actually.
@briangalloway3684
@briangalloway3684 Жыл бұрын
hahaha
@cornelionsqween8028
@cornelionsqween8028 Жыл бұрын
TREMANA!
@RetrospectWindow
@RetrospectWindow Жыл бұрын
Good thing Santino can talk quickly
@brandonfranzen5191
@brandonfranzen5191 Жыл бұрын
Bert is hands down the best at asking a question and then changing the subject before the guest has a chance to answer ... top notch stuff
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki Жыл бұрын
I love Santino - he blends right in so smoothly with Tim & Brett - BUT THIS IS NOT 2BEARS1CAVE!!! THIS is 'Bertcast' with Santino as a guest. --- Totally different vibe.
@zeroa69
@zeroa69 Жыл бұрын
@@AP-be6td Naw the booth boys are a huge part of the ymh dynamic at this point. The show for sure would have defiently been different with them in it.
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage Жыл бұрын
@@zeroa69 Yeah Nadav's cackle every 5 seconds really adds to the show. 🙄 Also 2 Bears has always been Bertcast with Tom as a guest. It's Bert skirting around (or fully embracing) his alcoholism while Tom makes funny surprised faces at the camera. That's the show. Some weeks it's funny, some weeks it's borderline tragic.
@MaddDrEw
@MaddDrEw Жыл бұрын
@@8thlvlMage there was a shift after 2 bears live happened. And I just couldn't listen to brak go on and on and on about absolute nonsense.. it's the "funnest" 🙄🙄🙄🙄
@bighowdy60
@bighowdy60 Жыл бұрын
Bert looks like an extra from the movie “4 brothers”
@VIK_1903
@VIK_1903 Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@feezible
@feezible Жыл бұрын
Sooo good
@dano8335
@dano8335 Жыл бұрын
Ur about as funny as santino
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@watevatube
@watevatube Жыл бұрын
Or the 3rd brother in "step brothers" 😆
@viledemiurge
@viledemiurge Жыл бұрын
Bert having 100 posters of himself on his set doesn't suprise me at all 😂
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch Жыл бұрын
Narcissism at its fattest
@samstone7441
@samstone7441 Жыл бұрын
I thought exactly the same thing when he moved into that studio.
@kstepk5003
@kstepk5003 Жыл бұрын
Biggest ego
@ODANIELRLZ
@ODANIELRLZ Жыл бұрын
Santino with the Tremanaaaaa 😂😂 will sasso has driven that in to my head as well 😂😂
@metalhead11t6
@metalhead11t6 Жыл бұрын
Bert is obviously a good comedian but I feel like literally every other comedian can do a spot on impersonation of him at any given moment. Obviously Tom's is the best.
@randymarsh1965
@randymarsh1965 Жыл бұрын
Bret makes me feel so good about myself
@BPH55
@BPH55 Жыл бұрын
He’s a nightmere
@slimdaniels3322
@slimdaniels3322 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 Жыл бұрын
100%. He also helps me see positive attributes in other people that I never would have recognized.
@TheSpencerHaines
@TheSpencerHaines Жыл бұрын
He makes me feel like shit. How can someone so low in the common sense department, with such bad habits be so successful.
@dageki_gg
@dageki_gg Жыл бұрын
@@TheSpencerHaines luck
@kennethbandera3195
@kennethbandera3195 Жыл бұрын
Santino for 2 bears and santino for bad friends… HAPPY MONDAY!
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
Great day.
@ChipOffTheBrock
@ChipOffTheBrock Жыл бұрын
Santino for Dudesy. "TREMANAAAA!"
@grahamwalden2867
@grahamwalden2867 Жыл бұрын
As long as it's him and tommy
@brandonm8901
@brandonm8901 Жыл бұрын
"I have a SUPER slow heart rate" - states pretty normal heart rate
@Z-pizzle23
@Z-pizzle23 Жыл бұрын
That was slow to me lol can't get mine below 80 most of the time
@jonblaze2634
@jonblaze2634 Жыл бұрын
I love the look on Bert's face when santino said he plays volleyball....great
@davinkeeleyrealestate
@davinkeeleyrealestate Жыл бұрын
Dude santino is on fire…
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
That's just his hair ya jerk
@cypresswoods5220
@cypresswoods5220 Жыл бұрын
RED ROCKET 🚀
@SuperTink
@SuperTink Жыл бұрын
flamin’ hot Cheeto
@aidanpreston8756
@aidanpreston8756 Жыл бұрын
I think that's just his hair
@mikew2893
@mikew2893 Жыл бұрын
He saved the episode, Whitney's presence almost ruined it.
@JayMac
@JayMac Жыл бұрын
Whitney leaves at 5:17.. You’re welcome
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
🥳🎉🎊🍾🪅
@TheNuprin711
@TheNuprin711 Жыл бұрын
Ha!
@hotstankygarbage788
@hotstankygarbage788 Жыл бұрын
Not even joking, thank you.
@jendangelo8225
@jendangelo8225 Жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a king among men.
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
Well done, was looking for this nugget.
@verakoo6187
@verakoo6187 Жыл бұрын
I love that Bort tries so hard to find ways not to say some names when they could just bleep them lol
@saintchuck3132
@saintchuck3132 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Santino, you've always helped the community. My family thanks you for the issues you solved regarding the parks and Rec Center. Thank you so much for treating Bert like a normal. Your A Legend
@TheOneKryssAnderson
@TheOneKryssAnderson Жыл бұрын
Man…imagine if this were Andrew and Tom. Would’ve been incredible!
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
SO Good!
@mauriciotunnermann9361
@mauriciotunnermann9361 Жыл бұрын
Check out the 3 bears one cave episode . Tom, Andrew and Bobby Lee. Andrew has had Tom an his podcast and vice versa a few times too.
@Mordecai9052
@Mordecai9052 Жыл бұрын
Theyve done episodes together, check the archive theres at least two.
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
@@mauriciotunnermann9361 that was such a good swap, both were so funny.
@terrancetrama7164
@terrancetrama7164 Жыл бұрын
Tom and Santino did a TOMtalks together
@StanleyKubick1
@StanleyKubick1 Жыл бұрын
Bert being surprised no one wants to go to lunch with him when he shows up drunk to everything
@Cyxz666
@Cyxz666 Жыл бұрын
but everyone falls in love with Bert faster 🙄🙄
@sst710
@sst710 Жыл бұрын
Bert doesn't want to drink or promote Tito's anymore; meanwhile there's three bottles of Tito's behind Andrew for the whole show. 😂
@sunshiney3617
@sunshiney3617 Жыл бұрын
As a person who is married to a fence contractor I can tell you my husband brings it home and is just as stressed more than you think. Winter is coming so work slows down so you have to worry about jobs. In the summer and spring there are so much work you have to make customers wait weeks and they get pissed and you chance losing a job. Customers and neighborhood associations are a whole different level you wouldn’t expect. On top of that his body is so completely wore down and broke he literally has all discs bad in his back , 2 bad knees and torn rotator cuff that is bad. He is now 55 and has no other skills so there is that. He stresses all the time about money especially in the winter because we have a large family . We have 2 younger kids still at home, a special needs daughter who is almost 30 but will always live at home and be taken care of and a adult son who doesn’t live with us. My husband is so stressed and hurts all the time so he does nothing but complain and lay on the couch at home. So yeah just a little correction it’s not that easy for a fence contractor. Lol
@jurj97
@jurj97 Жыл бұрын
Incredible, Whitney doesn't even need to be in frame to ruin a podcast
@ChrissiPuk
@ChrissiPuk Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@sritaw
@sritaw Жыл бұрын
Exactly. I'm two seconds from turning it off.
@treypyle4565
@treypyle4565 Жыл бұрын
Yea I was really looking forward to Santino and Bert when I saw the thumbnail. Its a shame.
@rspigner8705
@rspigner8705 Жыл бұрын
Her voice is so grating on my ears...
@migggs3343
@migggs3343 Жыл бұрын
1 hundreeeeeed percent !
@dbrano74
@dbrano74 Жыл бұрын
No Tom or YMH Studio. This is just Bertcast. And it’s definitely not 2 Bears without the booth boys.
@colinmunro3266
@colinmunro3266 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@jellojoe00
@jellojoe00 Жыл бұрын
Theyve been phoning it in for months.
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
Yes+Yes!
@willvmurdaugh
@willvmurdaugh Жыл бұрын
I've seen Bert talk about being hit with the bat a dozen times. This is the first time it included the batter hitting him on purpose to disrupt Bert making a play.
@Christopher-md7tf
@Christopher-md7tf Жыл бұрын
He's playing a game of telephone with himself lol
@CityofHeraklis
@CityofHeraklis Жыл бұрын
"Crossing two boarders is A LOT.....two tennis racquets on their feet" 🤣😂. I'm Mexican and I can't stop laughing.
@alexkramer1232
@alexkramer1232 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to hear Bert talk for 2 hours.
@banterwithbawden5444
@banterwithbawden5444 Жыл бұрын
Time to push through and hope Tom has one next week
@dano8335
@dano8335 Жыл бұрын
Copy pasta joke… nice
@apatternedhorizon
@apatternedhorizon Жыл бұрын
You mean time to skip it.
@dano8335
@dano8335 Жыл бұрын
@@apatternedhorizon your picture confirms your bitterness lmfao. Imagine coming to two bears for Tom though, damn shawtie
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
After watching this I'm starting to think Tom is just being lazy and letting Bert carry 2bears
@ClintonMad
@ClintonMad Жыл бұрын
This is a 2 bears episode just as much as Bart only weighing 240 pounds.
@cowtown5363
@cowtown5363 Жыл бұрын
Yea I’m tapping out after 5 minutes, hopefully Tom is back next week
@leftjab6145
@leftjab6145 Жыл бұрын
It sucks listening to this in the morning because Bert always convinces me I need a drink.
@josef2012
@josef2012 Жыл бұрын
I guess I only have myself to blame for hearing about Bart's teeth sitch for the 4th or 5th time. Do better,Me,do better.
@jenniferdennis6465
@jenniferdennis6465 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@nickschnider9191
@nickschnider9191 Жыл бұрын
Just heard Bert mention something's burning, please whichever booth boy sees this tell Bert to put the back catalog up. I tell people about it all the time
@father3dollarbill
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
They talked about it few eps ago. Barf said he would get the show going again and put up the old eps
@kjcorder
@kjcorder Жыл бұрын
He has to get permission from ATC i think
@nickschnider9191
@nickschnider9191 Жыл бұрын
Yes, he has the rights to the show and he did a super bowl ep. With his sister's. I understand it will take a while to get the show going again but ATC isn't using the old episodes...
@sadboi7537
@sadboi7537 Жыл бұрын
Talk about a show that’s been memory hole’d. It’s like they wiped the Internet clean of those episodes. Very strange…
@timdobb
@timdobb Жыл бұрын
I've built like 2,000 fences in my life and I didn't even remember having that job until 44:12
@user-pt1kj5uw3b
@user-pt1kj5uw3b Жыл бұрын
Love how Bert describes a textbook alcoholic every time he talks about his drinking
@hannahk1150
@hannahk1150 Жыл бұрын
Won’t lie, loved the roasting of Whitney’s special title. “Jokes” felt so underwhelming to me.
@stevie4286
@stevie4286 Жыл бұрын
Andrews impression of mark was on point
@cdnpunk2270
@cdnpunk2270 Жыл бұрын
what's amazing is, whitney isn't even mic'd
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
🐔🙉🐔😵‍💫🤐
@renaroronoa9399
@renaroronoa9399 Жыл бұрын
Getting through this one for my bad friend, Santino! 🖤
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
I would support Santino if you can tell me when Whitney shuts her obnoxious voice up.
@MisterMacky
@MisterMacky Жыл бұрын
Brent is actually really funny when he actually lets someone else play with him
@L0UiSh
@L0UiSh Жыл бұрын
Why is Whitney here talking? Get her tfo
@jemiiam
@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
Why do I have to hear Whitney's voice this early in the morning 😢😥
@antm505
@antm505 Жыл бұрын
She’s so annoying.
@friedrfn
@friedrfn Жыл бұрын
Tito Andrew is such a fun guest.
@boosterbrosllc4681
@boosterbrosllc4681 Жыл бұрын
Bert’s Perfectly manicured fingernails crack me up for some reason
@jasonzambricki1669
@jasonzambricki1669 Жыл бұрын
That tour has been rough on Bert physically
@Rizzbulla
@Rizzbulla Жыл бұрын
We need a Shane vs Bert drinking contest. My money is on Shane.
@JoshJr98
@JoshJr98 Жыл бұрын
With Beer shane wins but bert drinks liquor like water
@ayndeewhygee3656
@ayndeewhygee3656 Жыл бұрын
@@JoshJr98 ya it’s really no contest for each person depending on the alcohol
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
Bad idea. Assisted unaliving yourself is illegal in a lot of states.
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
Depends on if it's beer or liquor
@dponce1990
@dponce1990 Жыл бұрын
I wonder which one gets more racist after drinking
@michaelhosler8824
@michaelhosler8824 Жыл бұрын
Two daddy santino appearances on one Monday let’s goooo
@wretchedslippage3255
@wretchedslippage3255 Жыл бұрын
Bert doesnt think he has "fuck you" money but dumps a quarter mill on Vodka
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 Жыл бұрын
Bert said he never tells anyone what he's drinking but isn't that all he does lolol
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
Last episode he was going off about that casa dragones tequila or whatever the fk it's called 🤣🤣🤣
@jon33.3
@jon33.3 Жыл бұрын
@@dale1070 my point exactly like dude u ONLY talk about what u drink
@dale1070
@dale1070 Жыл бұрын
@@jon33.3 sometimes I think he's drank himself full on R word but then he brings up how his dad talks to him and I realize he's just always been full on R word🤣🤣🤣
@maxkennon6395
@maxkennon6395 Жыл бұрын
It’s insane how many times his name is seen in ONE SHOT of the podcast
@lacrosse4higher
@lacrosse4higher Жыл бұрын
Tim, Brent, santino, and Bobby lee are what get me through my commutes every week. Great episode:)
@jtdrmmr
@jtdrmmr Жыл бұрын
I love how Santino flipped it and interviewed Bert 😂
@slipphilton6141
@slipphilton6141 Жыл бұрын
Cuz that’s all that Bert really wants. If you ask Bert about Bert he’ll talk till he’s blue in the face
@chrisconroy3430
@chrisconroy3430 Жыл бұрын
Wish I could go back in time and not hear Whitney talk about anything… wow super funny talking about how loaded she is
@SMEGEL145
@SMEGEL145 Жыл бұрын
Degrading others and flexing wealth... Whitney Cummings everyone.
@-Bert-
@-Bert- Жыл бұрын
You could skip ahead instead of bitching about it
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo Жыл бұрын
She already had issues with dating. She just priced herself which isn't good to do at all, now she's gonna truly struggle. I've been doing comedy almost 20 years for therapy and I've learned that men wanna make enough money to be left alone and women make money to clout chase and flex. That's why I think women suck more at comedy. They are in it for the wrong reasons. I've done gigs I have gladly accepted zero money for. I was there for the therapy not money. The fact that she has close or more money than Bert bothers me. Because Bert is always working. So how is he working more and making less? Also, I watched Whitney's special, it wasn't funny. Not to me I guess. But it didn't warrant a praise. Even the Trans person in the suit had better comedy. Bert and Santino had better specials. Just proves that women are not actually earning their wages.
@petehaglund8840
@petehaglund8840 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyzullo seek help
@sarahcarr5275
@sarahcarr5275 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyzullo Whitney's money isn't from stand up. She's sold movie scripts, made movies, created successfull TV shows like Two Broke Girls, and wrote a best selling book that was made into a movie. I agree her stand up isn't great, and her podcast is unwatchable because she never stops talking, but she's extremely ambitious and plugged into the Hollywood machine so that's where her money is from. Plus, she's hot and that certainly doesn't hurt lol
@lanceslarock
@lanceslarock Жыл бұрын
Wait, "gin is gin" but Titos is somehow different from every other vodka? How many did Kreischer have before the episode started?
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 Жыл бұрын
12
@ERlrg
@ERlrg Жыл бұрын
Santino explaining the Dudesy/Will Sasso TREMANA!! Bit to Bart just made my Monday 😂
@97jaj
@97jaj Жыл бұрын
Always love a 2 bad Friends 1 Cave
@adamroysdon9858
@adamroysdon9858 Жыл бұрын
Santino hilarious bad friends for life
@ibebrett
@ibebrett Жыл бұрын
41:30 thanks Bert for setting Alexa owner's alarms for them 😆
@karissakayallldayyy
@karissakayallldayyy Жыл бұрын
When Bert said “ I think mezcal is sweeter”😂😳, oh Bart… lol
@zaccarroll7194
@zaccarroll7194 Жыл бұрын
I built fences for a summer job in high school and I died laughing watching you guys talk about it. I actually would drive home from work and catch myself observing peoples fences from the road😂😂
@RetrospectWindow
@RetrospectWindow Жыл бұрын
I guess Whitney’s the cave
@viledemiurge
@viledemiurge Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 Жыл бұрын
Funnier than anything she’s ever said 😂
@RetrospectWindow
@RetrospectWindow Жыл бұрын
@@mrs.h2725 Nah I saw her live doing the act she just released in the jokes special. I think she’s funny, and so do Bert and Cheeto. I love when all the comics interact, but this one’s just annoying because it’s an intermittent off-screen, un-mic’d voice throwing off the usual 2Bears flow
@TheNuprin711
@TheNuprin711 Жыл бұрын
Saw the redheaded....clicked the redhead. Should have called it "Thank you for being a fat friend"
@crystalnoone4648
@crystalnoone4648 Жыл бұрын
I love how Tito Santino gets to a point where he starts interviewing Bert.
@metalmicha13
@metalmicha13 Жыл бұрын
Bert's stories remind me of when a 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are.
@primalentity9824
@primalentity9824 Жыл бұрын
I think you mean -When a *cool 15 year old is trying to prove how cool they are. Lol
@vvoof2601
@vvoof2601 Жыл бұрын
@@primalentity9824 No they were right.
@cam5773
@cam5773 Жыл бұрын
As a painter, my work does come home with me 😂
@benjamin3290
@benjamin3290 Жыл бұрын
“Now he’s skinnier than I am” Bart’s self-image is hilariously inaccurate
@GravyMaker
@GravyMaker Жыл бұрын
“I don’t tell people what I drink anymore” with the bottle in frame😂
@adamrust2269
@adamrust2269 Жыл бұрын
Fence Builder here!!!! FYI, I do stay up at night, and think about my jobs. Bert, you are coming to town San Luis Obispo, Ca (Paso Robles) we will be in attendance, Feel free to come early and Dig some holes and set some posts with us!
@trapperdan37
@trapperdan37 Жыл бұрын
Yes, need more Santino
@jamesbetza2900
@jamesbetza2900 Жыл бұрын
I so wish it was Bill Burr sitting there shitting on her special being called "jokes"... Santino was nice and held back cause he realized he struck a nerve... Burr would have kept roasting her until she hid in the corner. Whitney can not take any criticism what so ever. Immediately gets defensive. Gag
@benjamin3290
@benjamin3290 Жыл бұрын
She’s kind of the worst. So weird how Bert would definitely cheat on Leanne with her if she was at all receptive to his advances
@crystals4194
@crystals4194 Жыл бұрын
7 layer dip with the nacho crust are the best combos, hands down. Nothing compares.
@drivehard2395
@drivehard2395 Жыл бұрын
"Pull up: Ron pulls a gun on Bert". LOL!
@jemiiam
@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
When I first started watching santino a few years ago I wasn't sure that he was going to make it but now I can't wait for whiskey Ginger and bad friends every week
@ZenoSama_
@ZenoSama_ Жыл бұрын
Wasn’t sure he was going to make what? He was already successful a few years ago.. stop projecting.
@JoshJr98
@JoshJr98 Жыл бұрын
I didn't like him at first but he won me over
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
He’s one of my top favorite comics & podcasters.
@jemiiam
@jemiiam Жыл бұрын
@@ZenoSama_ projecting what? When I seen santino on Punk'd I didn't think he was going to have a real comedy career, when I seen him do open mics at the comedy cellar I didn't think he was going to be doing tours closing shows....if u don't know wtf ur talking about then don't make comments like u do....santino has only blown up over the past 2-3 yrs before that he was only known in the LA area and Chicago but he wasn't talked about like he is now
@penniewyatt9391
@penniewyatt9391 Жыл бұрын
@Joe Kickass you said what you said. 😬😂
@sshuggi
@sshuggi Жыл бұрын
When is the Two Bears moo-moo that Bert is wearing gonna drop on the YMH store?
@neilnola3520
@neilnola3520 Жыл бұрын
Santino kills on all podcasts, hope to see him live one day
@diggzdoesgames
@diggzdoesgames Жыл бұрын
This episode got me through a terrible night last night. I keep fish, african cichlids, and lost power for many hours... most passed. Was just so bleak to take care of... I just focused in and listened to you guys. Really got me through. Thanks fellas.
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat Жыл бұрын
Love the will sasso shoutout lol , get him and chad on the podcast or drop in on dudsey 🤙🏼🔥
@ChipOffTheBrock
@ChipOffTheBrock Жыл бұрын
I've finally found a fellow dudesy!
@jeanettesalazar3181
@jeanettesalazar3181 Жыл бұрын
Seeing Santino on 2 bears got me excited UNTIL I heard Whitney’s voice.
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 Жыл бұрын
Ha, same, but it’s only for a few minutes.
@sweatyskinfolds1385
@sweatyskinfolds1385 Жыл бұрын
Whitney is a good comic.
@finchisneat
@finchisneat Жыл бұрын
@@sweatyskinfolds1385 She's smart and interesting, but I really wasn't impressed with her newest special... It had its moments but a lot it seemed like you either had to be there for the group laughing experience, and/or partially maybe wasn't my style of comedy.
@phonechecked
@phonechecked Жыл бұрын
Jokes was like her putting out a special of exactly every negative thing everyone comments online about her content.
@chefhernjr4349
@chefhernjr4349 Жыл бұрын
Andrew getting the sniffles after going to his car right before a blood pressure test is hilarious.
@Gaslitt
@Gaslitt Жыл бұрын
I feel that passionate as a flooring installer. You've always got to be better at whatever craft you do.
@oakabielb5406
@oakabielb5406 Жыл бұрын
The trailer for Whitney's special was genuinely horrific.
@jackal242
@jackal242 Жыл бұрын
The trailer is one of the worst things I've ever seen. Talk about not being able to sell yourself.
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas Жыл бұрын
i thought JOKES was funny. try it out
@utlonghorn86
@utlonghorn86 Жыл бұрын
Love that santino rags on Whitney
@joshl2188
@joshl2188 Жыл бұрын
My 2 favorite comedians. My 2 favorite podcast as one (kinda). This is uh hundred percent making my day!
@gavinsmith6108
@gavinsmith6108 Жыл бұрын
Bart with the "as much as I've known Kevin, which is barely at all."
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