Ep. 55 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Bert Kreischer is back in the cave with Tom Segura for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Bert and Tom start off this episode by reflecting on the guest hosts they had while Bert was away: Bobby Lee, Tim Dillon, and Ryan Sickler. They also recap their live show and the unaired arm wrestling matches that took place at Studio Jeans after the show. They take a look at fan art that has been made for their film "Fat Astronauts," before calling journalist Michael Stahl to discuss cool new lanes of boy-girl films such as PLASTT, which is a big hit with the bears. This leads to a conversation about comedian and boy-girl expert Yoshi Obayashi. Todd and Bart move on to discuss their future athletic challenges. On the topic of basketball, they call Whitney Cummings who happens to be a great player. The bears wrap up by discussing who would be on their 5 on 5 teams and great red-headed players.
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@SR-kt7jc
@SR-kt7jc 3 жыл бұрын
Until Bert, I didn't even know it was possible to interrupt yourself.
@Shansico
@Shansico 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO I know right?!?
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 жыл бұрын
Well you haven’t heard me trying to explain to a cop why I popped all the balloons at a Walmart with my pants off
@finthefishsep20toma
@finthefishsep20toma 3 жыл бұрын
If you know anyone with adhd you'll probably hear them cut off themselves like that, it happens to me a lot
@WhoDatBoy420
@WhoDatBoy420 3 жыл бұрын
@Steven Richter that Take A Shot comment made me LoL for real. Then I took a shot!
@WhoDatBoy420
@WhoDatBoy420 3 жыл бұрын
@@finthefishsep20toma VERY TRUE
@HowtoDieAlonePodcast
@HowtoDieAlonePodcast 3 жыл бұрын
Bert's back, now the longest Tom gets to talk is during AD reads 😀
@Ozhull
@Ozhull 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is the equivalent of Tom patting Bert on the head and saying "really? Tell me more sweetie!"
@jamesholeman7594
@jamesholeman7594 3 жыл бұрын
Best way to avoid getting cancelled
@rileyhughes5613
@rileyhughes5613 3 жыл бұрын
@Pancake Head idk why that feeling is so common in the 2B community? Bert is almost undeniably more famous, he's had a lot more mainstream exposure via traditional TV and Netflix, trended on twitter multiple times, and his JRE episodes consistently outperform Tom's. He's undeniably a popular entertainer with a massive public appeal. That having been said: I personally like Tom's style of comedy more, I think he's objectively a better joke writer; but I also don't understand the hate on Brent in this specific community. The running jokes contribute a lot to the longevity of this podcast, replace him with guests indefinitely and it would just become YMH-Lite™ and defeat the entire purpose of this show. Don't be stingy.
@hwall37
@hwall37 3 жыл бұрын
I wish Bert would disappear from all things, comedy, podcasts, tv shows, all of it.
@One.thousand.plateaus
@One.thousand.plateaus 3 жыл бұрын
Why isn't anyone more concerned about Bert almost answering death's sweet call
@rewindsretro1328
@rewindsretro1328 3 жыл бұрын
I loved how Bort was telling Michael about the quicksand thing and his only response was "can i speak to Tom again?"
@thomasbobinski4127
@thomasbobinski4127 Жыл бұрын
Michael gave no fucks 😂
@StephenKyle91
@StephenKyle91 3 жыл бұрын
2 Bears 1 Talker with Tim Secura & Blob Twizzler
@shannontoppari5967
@shannontoppari5967 3 жыл бұрын
Bahhhhahahahah!!!
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!
@TallKyleMusic
@TallKyleMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@atouken6695
@atouken6695 3 жыл бұрын
Ah finally a creative one
@wasteland6961
@wasteland6961 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@lenahanconor9570
@lenahanconor9570 3 жыл бұрын
“They’re putting Kool-Aid in the water to make the frogs gay”
@WesleyThibodeau
@WesleyThibodeau 3 жыл бұрын
7/11 is for my Inside Slob !
@cabin_fever
@cabin_fever 3 жыл бұрын
actually its atrizine
@Queleb1
@Queleb1 3 жыл бұрын
Shoutout to Oki's weird stories who I learned about this from
@mrs.h2725
@mrs.h2725 3 жыл бұрын
Jurassic Park taught me that frogs spontaneously mutate from one sex to another in a single sex environment. The Mommies have taught me that gender is a spectrum. Alex Jones looks like a coked out toad, as does Bart who is addicted to Kool-Aid. Hmmm...
@trestres875
@trestres875 3 жыл бұрын
to be serious for a second tho, our water is mad contaminated with pharmaceuticals and hormones and agricultural chemicals that can also have mutagenic effects. This has been recorded since the 1990s. Its likely not intentional, but the result of things like birth control medications in urine and other phtyo-estrogens (BPA plastic is another) that have slowly built up a higher concentration in many of our water supplies. there is a super rare percentage of animals born intersex, or hermaphroditic, in nature already and this has been increasing and the main theories are this kind of contamination. Its likely not a conspiracy and also likely not just frogs - look around you im not into alex jones and even when hes partially right he tends to go too far and muddy the waters with extra "details" - and he's been horribly and inexcusably wrong in the past. But he's been right on some things and I did a project on this over 20years ago using non-google research and there's something to the whole "claim" of water pollution, my dear Jeans
@BRENTxBEAR
@BRENTxBEAR 3 жыл бұрын
Brett really is the only person I know who can interrupt himself while talking with a completely different topic
@ehvvdude
@ehvvdude 3 жыл бұрын
bert almost passing out has to be the funniest moment on 2bears im crying lmao holy shit 1:03:25
@MrBlackLenses
@MrBlackLenses 3 жыл бұрын
The idea of an astronaut not being able to hang himself is brilliant lmao, also Michael Stahl seems like he’d be a great YMH guest
@danielpenrodii2389
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
It would be hysterical for the scene to go to black and it jumps forward a hour or two and he’s just floating, all pissed off with the noose around his neck not doing a thing.
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 жыл бұрын
That guy sounded like a poverty Anthony Jeselnik, but I would love to see Stall-Bro become a contributor to this show
@fartcriminals9623
@fartcriminals9623 3 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of a Rick and Morty bit
@SteveCossaboom
@SteveCossaboom 3 жыл бұрын
Uhh 100% easier ... take your helmet off and take a DEEP BREATH.
@lewisaultman
@lewisaultman 3 жыл бұрын
I got so excited and then realized Bert's back.
@BZEDAKING
@BZEDAKING 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@04roush
@04roush 3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh hundred percent...
@alaintavakoli4573
@alaintavakoli4573 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@stevenpope
@stevenpope 3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
From the dead
@MrMusicLuvinMan
@MrMusicLuvinMan 3 жыл бұрын
52:01 “Maybe I’m the Alex Jones of fitness” with Terry’s Jim stare at the camera is a top 10 podcast moment
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын
1:03:30 *Bert almost passing out with Toms reaction and Whitney Adderall rambling is an amazing site.*
@544001
@544001 3 жыл бұрын
*sight
@kylemcgill2966
@kylemcgill2966 3 жыл бұрын
@@544001 No. It's an actual website
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt is back....bye Tom! Nice hearing from ya!!
@alaintavakoli4573
@alaintavakoli4573 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@GregsTurtleHaven
@GregsTurtleHaven 3 жыл бұрын
Tom was a great guest host
@brianogden492
@brianogden492 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is too calm I need high energy Bert to keep me awake at work
@TheOffender000
@TheOffender000 3 жыл бұрын
No joke!
@orenthalsimpson
@orenthalsimpson 3 жыл бұрын
Bert speaks like a teenage girl, I want Tim back
@tomfurlong5384
@tomfurlong5384 3 жыл бұрын
Can tell Burt is back when Tom has said 2 words in 15 minutes.
@lazylion420
@lazylion420 3 жыл бұрын
- throws Chris D'elia under the bus - drive over him - back up, drive over him again - go forward, drive over him again - *OH ALSO I'm surprisingly good at basketball*
@GettingNegative
@GettingNegative 3 жыл бұрын
F that guy. He always seamed like a creeper to me. Never trust ANYONE who insists on talking like a teenager.
@peteg4957
@peteg4957 3 жыл бұрын
and noone picked chrissy destephano for their team, he can actually play
@Hey_Jeans
@Hey_Jeans 2 жыл бұрын
I hate bert
@megano9598
@megano9598 3 жыл бұрын
my favorite part of this podcast is when Bert says something so outrageous or absurd and tom just looks at the camera😂
@humantranscendence
@humantranscendence 2 жыл бұрын
Uuuuh... 100 percent 😂
@andrewmanzanares4120
@andrewmanzanares4120 3 жыл бұрын
is no one going to talk about how Brent LITERALLY almost passed out?! incredible.
@mrbrett19
@mrbrett19 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@MrConeman
@MrConeman 3 жыл бұрын
He was listening to Whitney Cummings. I'm surprised he powered through.
@Falconetti182
@Falconetti182 3 жыл бұрын
@@mrbrett19 1:03:27
@butchdotkoski
@butchdotkoski 3 жыл бұрын
We just watched a man have a mini stroke. It was hilarious
@PICFL1
@PICFL1 3 жыл бұрын
My mans was saving Delia 😭
@chrishigh4113
@chrishigh4113 3 жыл бұрын
I am so happy that we got to see Bert have his 1st stroke on screen while they were talking to Whitney.
@nativelad9411
@nativelad9411 3 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves top of the board
@chrishigh4113
@chrishigh4113 3 жыл бұрын
@@nativelad9411 Whatever it takes, we cant have him stroke out on top of some poor Doggie
@franktothemax
@franktothemax 3 жыл бұрын
8:16 Tom was SO CLOSE to ALMOST getting to say something about himself. With bated breath, I continued listening waiting for Tom to finally speak up. Alas, maybe next time Tom.
@robertglenn7767
@robertglenn7767 3 жыл бұрын
Bert going to a high school with only one black dude is the least surprising thing I’ve heard all day.
@ChrisAli
@ChrisAli 3 жыл бұрын
I legit though Bert was about to have a stroke when he was on the phone lol
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 3 жыл бұрын
Bert actually looks unhealthier, if that was possible.
@piquitomonoloco
@piquitomonoloco 3 жыл бұрын
At least he’s not drinking a gallon of kool-aid everyday lmao.
@RolandSpecialSauce
@RolandSpecialSauce 3 жыл бұрын
@@piquitomonoloco did he switch it to a gallon of Tito's a day or something?
@AnthonySal
@AnthonySal 3 жыл бұрын
Alcohol is legitimately taking him down slowly. And he knows that but won’t stop. #Addict
@MatDeCesare
@MatDeCesare 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, dudes face is swollen and red. sucks to see it.
@Daddy.loves.you.
@Daddy.loves.you. 3 жыл бұрын
guys it's just because he's not wearing his whoop
@JoshuaDawesme
@JoshuaDawesme 3 жыл бұрын
52:00 to 52:15 was the best reactions from both of them that I've ever seen lol.. maybe excluding Tom reacting to Bert drinking so much Kool-aid.
@jkken1
@jkken1 3 жыл бұрын
We just saw Bert die like 96 percent.. That fainting shit was scary
@noahwyatt23
@noahwyatt23 3 жыл бұрын
Whelp, hearing Tom’s voice was nice while it lasted.
@efowler713
@efowler713 3 жыл бұрын
Outstanding 👏
@peanutgallery7753
@peanutgallery7753 3 жыл бұрын
Shut up. We like Bert
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 жыл бұрын
"We"
@kali6651
@kali6651 3 жыл бұрын
@@peanutgallery7753 Uh..right. Sure. Yes?
@maxrabkin
@maxrabkin 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, I see it's back to 2 Bears 1 Voice this week.
@Guzzlo35
@Guzzlo35 3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to do a compilation of times Bert says "the hardest i've ever laughed" with different stories
@SirBobbyDuncan
@SirBobbyDuncan 9 ай бұрын
Another hour of Bert being incapable of shutting up long enough for Tom to be able to complete a sentence
@everywhereyougo
@everywhereyougo 3 жыл бұрын
Either the color grading on Bret’s camera is off or he is dying.
@KAPANGAAAMASTER
@KAPANGAAAMASTER 3 жыл бұрын
He's dying
@IcyBloodFyre
@IcyBloodFyre 3 жыл бұрын
@@KAPANGAAAMASTER yep.
@Spencer121583
@Spencer121583 3 жыл бұрын
Or both
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 жыл бұрын
It's just a reason for him to talk about himself for an hour on next week's episode.
@mflugo9082
@mflugo9082 3 жыл бұрын
We’re all dying.
@Daddy.loves.you.
@Daddy.loves.you. 3 жыл бұрын
i want to see bert hold his breath for a minute and 45 seconds. this dude almost passed out, on this episode, while breathing.
@HarpertheSage
@HarpertheSage 3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure a couple episodes ago Brendt said he could hold it for like 4 minutes. This might be why he's nearly dying in front of us.
@chadmartin6005
@chadmartin6005 2 жыл бұрын
coming back to old episodes is a great way to relieve stress
@lbur6630
@lbur6630 3 жыл бұрын
I get the feeling Tom and Joe don't agree about Alex Jones
@MrJayehawk
@MrJayehawk 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Team-Tom on this one.
@OldmanHitch
@OldmanHitch 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope Dr Drew takes a look at that part where Bert almost passes out.
@jessicadanner6784
@jessicadanner6784 3 жыл бұрын
ME TOOOO
@bghybghy1
@bghybghy1 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp anyone?
@robinpletcher156
@robinpletcher156 3 жыл бұрын
1:03:31
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 3 жыл бұрын
They just skipped over it like it was nothing.. Man turned purple
@jessejensen3689
@jessejensen3689 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously 😳
@trevorrichards6642
@trevorrichards6642 3 жыл бұрын
“I am the Alex Jones of fitness!” “THIS PODCAST IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHOOP FITNESS TRACKER!”
@NotPorn
@NotPorn 3 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT, BERT ALMOST PASSING OUT WAS SCARY AND HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME.
@fionnburke551
@fionnburke551 3 жыл бұрын
Jesus the call between Brent and Whitney was uncomfortable
@BrionSalazar
@BrionSalazar 3 жыл бұрын
uhhh, can we talk about Bert almost passing out, and then casually almost saying, "I've been passing out a lot"???!!???
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 жыл бұрын
He just doesn’t realize he needs insulin yet
@tomtruman2950
@tomtruman2950 3 жыл бұрын
Bert - please, please, please get a full cardiac workup - stress tests, blood tests etc. if i hadnt passed out i was on my way to having a massive widowmaker H.A.
@timstradley5819
@timstradley5819 3 жыл бұрын
I took 12 Benadryl about an hour ago and have access to good weed couldn’t be more excited
@brendanwoodley7567
@brendanwoodley7567 3 жыл бұрын
@Surreal 99 really horny. He could finish in 4 strokes
@apinksquid
@apinksquid 3 жыл бұрын
Pls don't die. RIP Benadryl guy
@michelobdog8825
@michelobdog8825 3 жыл бұрын
Level three mosquito spell
@hmmm8648
@hmmm8648 3 жыл бұрын
Yo tim how’s it going
@Shweaty7
@Shweaty7 3 жыл бұрын
This is just like that chair guy that ended up dying.
@TheComedyGuitarGuy
@TheComedyGuitarGuy 5 ай бұрын
Production shouting 'CALL 911!!' when Bort passes out will stay with me 😂😂😂
@StormCrow12290
@StormCrow12290 3 жыл бұрын
Remember the days when someone almost fainting was a cause for concern? Pepperidge farm remembers.
@mr.mason718
@mr.mason718 3 жыл бұрын
Just gonna pass over how this man almost passed out?
@milklizard
@milklizard 3 жыл бұрын
The way Tom looked at the camera when Bert realised he was the Alex Jones of fitness, pure The Office material.
@apocshadow1217
@apocshadow1217 3 жыл бұрын
I died. Funniest thing I've seen all day
@milklizard
@milklizard 3 жыл бұрын
@@apocshadow1217 cracked me up
@jhondoux
@jhondoux 3 жыл бұрын
They need to make that face into a shirt I need that
@bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717
@bibblydibblymcdiddlydoo6717 3 жыл бұрын
The Cafeteria
@ABRAsylum
@ABRAsylum 3 жыл бұрын
That's the hardest I've ever heard Nadav laugh
@mikezazworsky
@mikezazworsky 3 жыл бұрын
2007: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Jim's facial expression on "The Office" 2020: America can't get enough of when the camera does a cutaway to get Tom's facial expression when Bert says something preposterous.
@lindsayh1176
@lindsayh1176 3 жыл бұрын
Berry sat so still after Tom asked about photos I thought my phone had froze and was dying 😂
@genewilson2158
@genewilson2158 3 жыл бұрын
"B.E.A.R.S" Balls, Elbow, Angry, Ribs, Scotch Let's see the pics! Send them in!
@jamisonkyle1362
@jamisonkyle1362 3 жыл бұрын
Scotch should be scrum
@codyp7443
@codyp7443 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamisonkyle1362 God i hope better nadav finds this
@wangchong000
@wangchong000 3 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@genewilson2158
@genewilson2158 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamisonkyle1362 Scrum and Balls are so close to each other that would too easy. Haha
@derekstalbaum7577
@derekstalbaum7577 3 жыл бұрын
ribs is gonna be tough for a large percentage of 2 bears listeners
@JAM92MAGANA
@JAM92MAGANA 3 жыл бұрын
Love how yall forgot Chris Distefano. Legit hooper who played in Europe.
@tavog8150
@tavog8150 3 жыл бұрын
I heard rickglassman is good too
@jefflabbecomedy
@jefflabbecomedy 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah Chrissy Hoops played in Turkey until he got kicked out after he tripped a fan 😉
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 3 жыл бұрын
Adam Sandler
@MachSea
@MachSea 3 жыл бұрын
@@tavog8150 That's all he used to do. I think he'd be pretty good, tbh. (He talked about it on the Khalyla episode)
@whatthe3745
@whatthe3745 3 жыл бұрын
@Tony C h
@GoochWeeble
@GoochWeeble 3 жыл бұрын
I could feel Covid creeping into my ears when Whitney started talking.
@tonyjohnson4538
@tonyjohnson4538 2 жыл бұрын
How come the more she talks thenmore I wanna passout like Burt
@audioliciousxxx
@audioliciousxxx 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: "... maybe I AM the Alex Jones of fitness!!" Tom's facial expression: "You not wrong."
@magzeyhq379
@magzeyhq379 3 жыл бұрын
bert: i think i just passed out while listening to whitney talking, but i can for sure hold my breath for a minute 45 haha, bert ur the best
@breculve82
@breculve82 3 жыл бұрын
I could listen to a whole episode of Yoshi stories.
@LoieLush
@LoieLush 3 жыл бұрын
like (i'm not ruining 69 likes)
@michaelkulas8089
@michaelkulas8089 3 жыл бұрын
phone guy - "Bert Bert Bert shut up put tom back on the phone" "ok :D"
@anthonythompson3447
@anthonythompson3447 3 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite part of the episode🤣.
@kimtoxie2268
@kimtoxie2268 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just so glad my worlds are colliding: Elliot in the Morning AND 2 Bears?! Dream come true
@Vers16
@Vers16 3 жыл бұрын
James Brown was 6'3"
@sophianardozzi1331
@sophianardozzi1331 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's 6'8 at least
@darraghmcalinden5217
@darraghmcalinden5217 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanted some chicken wings.....
@yammer4830
@yammer4830 3 жыл бұрын
U off by 9 inches buddy
@jennahsighed
@jennahsighed 3 жыл бұрын
On his mother's shoulders
@Mack_B
@Mack_B 3 жыл бұрын
just dont drench them wings
@elbaeza
@elbaeza 3 жыл бұрын
Nadav is the villain arch nemesis of Young Jaimie
@eblocker1016
@eblocker1016 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is gold
@jobbysandwich1797
@jobbysandwich1797 3 жыл бұрын
lmao thank you
@jameshedden2260
@jameshedden2260 Жыл бұрын
Bert "sorta" passing out is absolutely sending me
@tesviper8784
@tesviper8784 3 жыл бұрын
No one picked Chris Distefano for their basketball team.
@AdamRuiz7
@AdamRuiz7 3 жыл бұрын
Literally played college ball lol
@codybaker2135
@codybaker2135 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just get a whole episode of Tom talking like Yoshi?
@trainman11689
@trainman11689 3 жыл бұрын
Brent is back looking worse than he ever has
@StephenKyle91
@StephenKyle91 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo
@mimigiggles4199
@mimigiggles4199 3 жыл бұрын
Lyle disagrees.
@Revolution1117
@Revolution1117 3 жыл бұрын
I think Brent turned "Sober October" into "Drink & Eat with Impunity October", and also think his weeks-long bus tours are a "get out jail free" card to party & eat without the restrictions of LeeAnn & the girls. Not a bad gig for Burnt.
@thirdplanetman9468
@thirdplanetman9468 3 жыл бұрын
He almost blacked out, what was that? I love you Bert !
@hwall37
@hwall37 3 жыл бұрын
Looking more and more like a old alcoholic who’s actions are catching up to him
@Riverfrost77
@Riverfrost77 3 жыл бұрын
I already want to see another 2 bears live hahaha, I love these guys so much! Fatstronauts needs to happen also!
@greenward479
@greenward479 3 жыл бұрын
When Bert almost past out during that call I spit out my coffee lol
@angmillz6559
@angmillz6559 3 жыл бұрын
Ummm is Bert good?! I died when he said “i almost passed out” 😂🤔
@Joey-zy4cs
@Joey-zy4cs 3 жыл бұрын
Dude Burt is aging before our eyes. What is happing to him. He’s like a gray color now
@kennethbaldonado4348
@kennethbaldonado4348 3 жыл бұрын
He’s lookin like an ash trey
@Joey-zy4cs
@Joey-zy4cs 3 жыл бұрын
@@kennethbaldonado4348 lmao 😂 he’s getting that weird blotchy skin that alcoholics get. First time I’ve really noticed it.
@kennethbaldonado4348
@kennethbaldonado4348 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Seen it 1,000 times , he’s not fooling anyone
@nimimerkillinen
@nimimerkillinen 3 жыл бұрын
Atleast the fact that he is almost half century old is happening to him
@ARCoventry
@ARCoventry 3 жыл бұрын
Astronaut hanging himself is HILARIOUS!!!! I have this doodle of a clown hanging himself by balloon I thought was clever but in space that’s gold
@chrisprince7073
@chrisprince7073 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve always wondered how many hats Bert has, and what his closet must look like. I think like a closet tour showing off all your different types of hats would be very interesting..
@swtrgod6527
@swtrgod6527 3 жыл бұрын
"They're taking orders from people, while we just do what we wanna do" exactly why the show is so likeable 🎯
@marissahaide5555
@marissahaide5555 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit “Alex jones of fitness” straight into a whoop ad as never made me want one more!!
@williamr.bennett2778
@williamr.bennett2778 3 жыл бұрын
Sad to hear Whitney bag on Chris even after he's countered the allegations against him. Wish these people would talk about it more.
@robertglenn7767
@robertglenn7767 3 жыл бұрын
She’s just a sold out SJW now. Nothing surprising at all.
@tomd1939
@tomd1939 3 жыл бұрын
Another amy schumer in the making.
@timw4432
@timw4432 3 жыл бұрын
She's a nasty piece of work
@hmaz7637
@hmaz7637 3 жыл бұрын
Aw! I love that Bert included Preston & Steve in his list of great DJs! They are Philly legends! 💙
@qbe5038
@qbe5038 3 жыл бұрын
It was nice being able to hear Tim for a few episodes. Keep featherin it brother!
@dubufam7948
@dubufam7948 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like we get to hear bert almost have a heart attack/stroke for 78 minutes.
@Bellyheart
@Bellyheart 3 жыл бұрын
I think he did during the Whitney phone call.
@TheSeakr
@TheSeakr 3 жыл бұрын
So tired of Bert . Tom really needs his own pod. Please.
@ayron419
@ayron419 3 жыл бұрын
I just hope Ryan Sickler takes over when hes gone
@shaneb374
@shaneb374 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSeakr then don’t watch ?
@TheSeakr
@TheSeakr 3 жыл бұрын
@@shaneb374 maybe a weaker spirit would let Bert stop me from enjoying Toms content. Ill just express my opinion. Solid suggestion though
@JusticeMuz
@JusticeMuz 3 жыл бұрын
Easy team PG - Whitney Cummings (played overseas) SG - Chris Distefano (D1 st josephs) SF - Andrew Santino (big kid + angry) PF - Michael rapaport (OG) C - Bo Burnham (6'5)
@woldrawm
@woldrawm 3 жыл бұрын
It's so great to have bert back! I have so missed you bert!
@hippysarebad
@hippysarebad 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is having a heart attack during this ep. Why is his face dark purple + nearly passing out for no reason??
@maxlamangouste
@maxlamangouste 3 жыл бұрын
Because he has a serious drinking problem.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 3 жыл бұрын
He's just so dumb that he forgot to breathe
@nevergiveup3320
@nevergiveup3320 3 жыл бұрын
Iknow it’s random but I lost my job then apartment bc covid closed down IL restaurants. I’m living out my car just looking for some gas an couple bucks for food. I have cash app&Venmo which are Allyboy23...Please leave negative comments to yourself, I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. God bless 🙏🏻
@hippysarebad
@hippysarebad 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull yeah but.. the purple face?
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON 3 жыл бұрын
@@nevergiveup3320 You have a phone and a car, you can work Postmates instead of watching KZfaq ya bum
@cheaptricked3148
@cheaptricked3148 3 жыл бұрын
Tom's Yoshi impression is one of my favourite things
@jordanrogers4046
@jordanrogers4046 Жыл бұрын
Is facial expressions are my favorite, the look with the “ why’d you wanna tell me that “ 🤣🤣🤣
@imissmypeep2209
@imissmypeep2209 Жыл бұрын
25:35 "why did you want to tell ME that"? Holy shit I laughed SO hard at that!!!!!!! Struck me VERY funny!! I LEGIT don't think I've ever laughed out loud so much listening to any other podcasts!!
@Spawn303
@Spawn303 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is the type of guy to close his eyes when he eats hot dogs
@autismunleashed1628
@autismunleashed1628 3 жыл бұрын
That's so true
@reggiekilgore7448
@reggiekilgore7448 Жыл бұрын
That's FUCKEN FUNNY 🤣
@beniverson3777
@beniverson3777 3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing Louis C K on Opie and Anthony years ago talking about how he was in The Sweet Spot of success where only the people who wanted to know about him knew about him and if he got any more famous he would get in trouble. Reminds me of bort here
@jexanrp8642
@jexanrp8642 3 жыл бұрын
I love how confident Tom is about the racing challenge 😂
@dimebagshane
@dimebagshane 3 жыл бұрын
52:09 is exactly why I love this show 💀
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Bert wore his best t-shirt...looks like he grabbed his "cleanup" rag off the floor!!!
@brendancarmichael4052
@brendancarmichael4052 3 жыл бұрын
Again?
@ghostface3655
@ghostface3655 3 жыл бұрын
@@brendancarmichael4052 🤣 yep!!
@ghostpiss1374
@ghostpiss1374 3 жыл бұрын
Damn
@RP_511
@RP_511 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing how fast Whitney can ruin a podcast. pure talent
@lens_hunter
@lens_hunter 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. She is quite awful. Her comments about Chris were cringe. And all of her shows are pretty bad.
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
Shes so jealous of him it's sad
@ev1bl
@ev1bl 3 жыл бұрын
She is useless and nobody likes her
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
@@ev1bl which is why Chris never wanted her
@ev1bl
@ev1bl 3 жыл бұрын
@@newsrapper which again is why she is so salty
@keegansimmons8244
@keegansimmons8244 3 жыл бұрын
Searched PLASTT on Reddit and had to pause this podcast for only 1.5 minutes. Thanks guys.
@franktavarez6765
@franktavarez6765 3 жыл бұрын
Tom looking at the camera after Bret says some wild shit is and will ALWAYS be the fucking mood
@aimee4437
@aimee4437 3 жыл бұрын
It was nice hearing Tom while we could
@jrjrjrjr7812
@jrjrjrjr7812 3 жыл бұрын
Are we not talking about how Brent literally stroked out while talking to Whitney?
@lomuus
@lomuus 3 жыл бұрын
I almost stroked out while listening to her
@HarryRomero81
@HarryRomero81 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah what the hell, is that something he does??
@booyahinc
@booyahinc 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t everyone?
@nz540im3
@nz540im3 3 жыл бұрын
I spat my drink everywhere when he said he nearly passed out
@nz540im3
@nz540im3 3 жыл бұрын
@@HarryRomero81 just replayed it. That was kinda fucked up
@zmeeds17
@zmeeds17 3 жыл бұрын
Tom's impression of Yoshi has me dying. 🤣
@ML-kx9gz
@ML-kx9gz 3 жыл бұрын
lmao @ yoshi "he said he was hungry like a shark, he was just circling jack in the box" rofl
@madskrillz2
@madskrillz2 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is starting to sound like Steven Seagal. Claims he's an expert at everything 😂.
@MultiTravellingman
@MultiTravellingman 3 жыл бұрын
Steven needs to be on Bert's team, some say action star I say comedy gold.
@alexsmith2885
@alexsmith2885 3 жыл бұрын
He’s been playing basketball for like, 47 years
@kevindube7096
@kevindube7096 3 жыл бұрын
I mean Seagal single-handedly brought basketball to Japan soooo not really a great example
@jrmiles5437
@jrmiles5437 3 жыл бұрын
So Bert's been on tour and filming projects, and now he's sneezing, coughing, and almost passed out during the episode. I wonder what's going on...
@newsrapper
@newsrapper 3 жыл бұрын
Finally dieing
@HartleySpurlock
@HartleySpurlock 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a typical Monday for Bert.
@hokurakensei6958
@hokurakensei6958 3 жыл бұрын
Def noticed he sounded congested...coughing...the pass out thing was weird.
@luk3dawgnasty
@luk3dawgnasty 3 жыл бұрын
It’s clear, Tom and Bert don’t wanna get canceled
@toddconley3245
@toddconley3245 3 жыл бұрын
An interesting observation, why do you say that? 😂
@luk3dawgnasty
@luk3dawgnasty 3 жыл бұрын
@James Williams they shouldn’t care being comedians.
@dhammadasa2563
@dhammadasa2563 3 жыл бұрын
This podcast is so Awesome Bert Literally almost died laughing lol🤣😂😅❤🙏🏾
@alexmullenhour719
@alexmullenhour719 3 жыл бұрын
Completely forgot burnt Chrysler is a part of this show
@VTnewcastle14
@VTnewcastle14 3 жыл бұрын
And this week I forgot Tom is part of the show
@icummins1806
@icummins1806 3 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't be
@imronburgundy8602
@imronburgundy8602 3 жыл бұрын
I wish he wasn't...
@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER
@OMGisTHATmrTHAYER 3 жыл бұрын
Damn I got here so quick, I almost came in four strokes
@hamilcross
@hamilcross 3 жыл бұрын
fwah strokes!
@glenstephenson771
@glenstephenson771 3 жыл бұрын
According to my KZfaq, this was uploaded 32 minutes ago and you commented 36 minutes ago, you commented before they uploaded
@Nervar
@Nervar 3 жыл бұрын
@@glenstephenson771 he had to pre dude
@nathaniels2844
@nathaniels2844 3 жыл бұрын
Brent almost passing out should have me concerned about his health but I watched it twice and couldn’t stop laughing!
@7StarHeryla
@7StarHeryla 3 жыл бұрын
I was surprised Tom was only one episode , I loved the series overall but really only love loved episode 1 & 2. I couldn’t stop laughing at the emu scene
@evanabbott2737
@evanabbott2737 3 жыл бұрын
“The sandy hook thing was cool..”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@martinhudobivnik5895
@martinhudobivnik5895 3 жыл бұрын
"We have this program where we bring in the special needs kid every week to google things."
@maybeaspider3456
@maybeaspider3456 3 жыл бұрын
nadav is the literal opposite of jedi jamie the google wizard. i hesitate to email tom's business email to replace nadav in exchange for getting pissed on and beaten
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 3 жыл бұрын
Unless it's to google gaping vaginas #WhereMyMomsAt 😆 took 1.5 seconds
@Sicwkskxkckckzd
@Sicwkskxkckckzd 3 жыл бұрын
Nice 👍🏻 u obv came up with that
@General_Maximus
@General_Maximus 3 жыл бұрын
For anyone on the fence, all of the live shows are uhhh hundred percent worth it.
@stevencalka1818
@stevencalka1818 3 жыл бұрын
Good to see the boys back together!!!!
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