Ep. 40 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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3 жыл бұрын

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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by calling NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp. Warren suggests that the Bears and him start a podcast. Tom and Bert then discuss their excitement over the idea and what guests they would like to have on. Bert tells stories about Christian Okoye and Big Jay Oakerson, and then the two of them analyze Tracy Morgan ESPN video game commercials. They also discuss building home gyms, and Tom shares a story about Jennifer Aniston which leads to the hardest laughter ever on the show.
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@busfahrer09
@busfahrer09 3 жыл бұрын
the Aniston story was Tom's peak comedy, I fuckin believed every second of it.
@coledaniel5290
@coledaniel5290 3 жыл бұрын
I was truly upset when he said it was a joke
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын
Cole Daniel me too, man. I was hoping he was gonna play her body guard in the movie. I’d love to see Tom and Bret in a big comedy movie.
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын
Jazz Prince the only time I questioned it was when he said Ross was Rachel’s brother and “Jen” agreed.
@Gilly764
@Gilly764 3 жыл бұрын
So did I, so did I
@MidwestDankAlumni
@MidwestDankAlumni 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't believe it after about 30 seconds
@ElGuapo4000
@ElGuapo4000 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura: Fluent in English, Spanish and brotha
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 3 жыл бұрын
'SUP KANE?!
@felixculpa9390
@felixculpa9390 3 жыл бұрын
Filiolus SUP D!!
@Filiolus
@Filiolus 3 жыл бұрын
@@felixculpa9390 AYY YO!
@dntgvafuk89
@dntgvafuk89 3 жыл бұрын
Need this shirt
@StephenKyle91
@StephenKyle91 3 жыл бұрын
AYYY MAYNE
@hazey6945
@hazey6945 3 жыл бұрын
“For safety” **dying pterodactyl noises**
@NB-hh9oo
@NB-hh9oo 3 жыл бұрын
So that's how you spell that.
@kevinsazo31
@kevinsazo31 3 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha it’s still pronounced paterradacktyl
@MasonVGates
@MasonVGates 3 жыл бұрын
gawd
@OSnapItsJOSIE
@OSnapItsJOSIE 3 жыл бұрын
1:25:25 is the start of the best moment in history, has me in tears. FOR SAFETY!!!!
@dathardcore1201
@dathardcore1201 3 жыл бұрын
Fr
@Jewfasa
@Jewfasa 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@snakesockGato
@snakesockGato 2 жыл бұрын
But we would never hurt you sent me on a second round of struggling for oxygen
@kyuny87
@kyuny87 2 жыл бұрын
Bert sounded like he was getting mauled by an actual bear lol 🤣🤣🤣
@djschultz61
@djschultz61 2 жыл бұрын
i uh-gree uh-hundred percent!
@MegaAJCProductions
@MegaAJCProductions 3 жыл бұрын
This show is basically just about how impressive it is that Bret's lived this long.
@breetaye
@breetaye 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah bret’s surprisingly old
@nadaesimposible4770
@nadaesimposible4770 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@smashin
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
Aren't most of his podcast? This is the only one I watch that involves him.
@6ordon6
@6ordon6 3 жыл бұрын
You win.
@billydaniel5029
@billydaniel5029 3 жыл бұрын
Every week I’m like “damn brets alive, too bad Tom has to sit in the room that smells like shit”
@hondamotorsrider
@hondamotorsrider 3 жыл бұрын
Warren should have a fishing and football podcast called “Bait and Tackle”.
@lrod5933
@lrod5933 3 жыл бұрын
How’s that working out for you?
@hondamotorsrider
@hondamotorsrider 3 жыл бұрын
L Rod how’s what working out?
@lrod5933
@lrod5933 3 жыл бұрын
Being clever
@bjburk
@bjburk 3 жыл бұрын
Thats really funny!
@swoosh6085
@swoosh6085 3 жыл бұрын
They MUST review the long list of Everglades organisms that Mr. Sapp consumes.
@astrixi4441
@astrixi4441 3 жыл бұрын
If you make Bert laugh hard enough, he turns into an elderly Korean man.
@tc4524
@tc4524 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA best comment here
@tellstarrsixtwo7120
@tellstarrsixtwo7120 3 жыл бұрын
안전을 위해 ! 하 하 하 하 하 하 하 하 하 하...
@jeffward2295
@jeffward2295 3 жыл бұрын
More like a drastically wounded bird or whatever your mind can concoct.
@thomassurprenant9459
@thomassurprenant9459 2 жыл бұрын
Or a man climaxing
@zactaft6422
@zactaft6422 10 ай бұрын
Or one of those giant rubber chickens you squeeze all the air out of so they scream
@garrettnewman7438
@garrettnewman7438 3 жыл бұрын
I was so positive Bert was gonna die this episode.
@Moonfaster
@Moonfaster 3 жыл бұрын
The colour of his face there
@connorgeslak8032
@connorgeslak8032 3 жыл бұрын
I thought he had a heart attack
@capnkirk13_9
@capnkirk13_9 3 жыл бұрын
connor geslak pretty sure he did
@BlackXJesus3675
@BlackXJesus3675 3 жыл бұрын
Who's bert
@brocko9696
@brocko9696 3 жыл бұрын
His head is so swollen lmao
@NobodyOfficial.
@NobodyOfficial. 3 жыл бұрын
I love that Bret thinks breathing wrong makes him fat instead of his overall eating habits/lifestyle.
@jamesl3426
@jamesl3426 3 жыл бұрын
I had that exact thought. Buddy talks about eating 10 Big Macs like 3 episodes ago
@Rcalderon518
@Rcalderon518 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahah
@ahmadofogh2880
@ahmadofogh2880 3 жыл бұрын
First off hes an athlete. Second. How could he go wrong. 1.2 liters of koolaid before lunch? What's the poor guy gotta do. Olympians don't have that level of sedication
@DennyFatKid
@DennyFatKid 3 жыл бұрын
I think that what bret means about explosivity
@shawnrasmussen7873
@shawnrasmussen7873 3 жыл бұрын
Carbon dioxide must weigh more than oxygen. He just isn't getting enough oxygen.
@SuspiciousGanymede
@SuspiciousGanymede 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is the Steven Seagal of comics when talking to other races. Seriously, that football podcast is gonna be dope!
@davishorowitz6594
@davishorowitz6594 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing but what else do you expect from the master of accents?
@nelsonedwards6184
@nelsonedwards6184 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised. He's been doing comedy for like 47 years
@pastrie42
@pastrie42 3 жыл бұрын
@@lessonlearned6782 found a cool guy.
@DNYGdj
@DNYGdj 3 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura en bláck
@TheOriginalArchie
@TheOriginalArchie 3 жыл бұрын
He could also be the Quentin Tarantino.
@sark28
@sark28 3 жыл бұрын
Bert’s laughing fit sounds like a dying elephant.
@jakesweet1000
@jakesweet1000 3 жыл бұрын
*brett
@Sammyjw
@Sammyjw 3 жыл бұрын
Well he's the same size as one and probably smells worse
@adolphgutierrez7999
@adolphgutierrez7999 3 жыл бұрын
It does! 🤣🤣🤣
@dommysprite3771
@dommysprite3771 3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever listened to a dying elephant?
@rusinsr
@rusinsr 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were talking in general, but then I got to the part and know exactly what you're talking about XD
@videoj4281
@videoj4281 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Brett linked his obesity, high blood pressure, and anxiety to MOUTH BREATHING and not his ALCOHOLISM 🤣🤣🤣
@Doc_Hawk
@Doc_Hawk Жыл бұрын
That conversation was the dumbest fucking thing I've heard in awhile
@DisDatK9
@DisDatK9 Жыл бұрын
He could get hit by a bus and on the way to the hospital will be like "Man I can't believe my blood pressure finally caught up to me"
@mikewizz29
@mikewizz29 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no way anyone can convince me that Bret didn’t have a stroke at the end of this episode
@christianvoorhees69
@christianvoorhees69 3 жыл бұрын
We can only hope
@sappermills
@sappermills 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is going to kill Brent in one of these fuckin episodes
@odu2014
@odu2014 3 жыл бұрын
Nah, just his normal forced laughter
@retro9848
@retro9848 3 жыл бұрын
sappermills Brent? Lol
@elbeetlebeasto
@elbeetlebeasto 3 жыл бұрын
he had four strokes
@BigHogLog
@BigHogLog 3 жыл бұрын
Bret at the start: please don't call Warren Bret 10 minutes in: we're gonna be best friends
@assmuncher3894
@assmuncher3894 3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story....take risks people
@shibbyshwing5990
@shibbyshwing5990 3 жыл бұрын
Brett*
@Dwellsgordon
@Dwellsgordon 3 жыл бұрын
Edit: Burt at the beginning Brett 10 minutes in.... Lmao
@AujiTheSquirrel
@AujiTheSquirrel 3 жыл бұрын
The “For Safety” laughs might be better than the “Kool-Aid” laughs. 🤣☠️
@itsmewangle9030
@itsmewangle9030 3 жыл бұрын
Tom doing his best Dennis Reynolds impression... "She needs to protect herself. You know... Because of the implication."
@ashleysartattack5600
@ashleysartattack5600 3 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing! The “Implications...”
@katieblue5051
@katieblue5051 3 жыл бұрын
I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!
@caneface87
@caneface87 3 жыл бұрын
I am the golden god!
@stevehunt914
@stevehunt914 3 жыл бұрын
''I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!!!!''
@katieblue5051
@katieblue5051 3 жыл бұрын
Steve Hunt Like the gust of a THOUUUUUSAND winds!
@Kris_Toffer
@Kris_Toffer 3 жыл бұрын
That classic Tom blackspeak making yet another appearance.
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 жыл бұрын
Code switching*
@chriswitry6976
@chriswitry6976 3 жыл бұрын
HES BEEN DOIN BLACKSPEAR FO' 27 YEAR!
@sgswaney
@sgswaney 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's very human. But I can't wait fo dat Sapp!
@swoosh6085
@swoosh6085 3 жыл бұрын
He studied at the Tarantino College of Appropriation in Appalachia.
@pt93music
@pt93music 3 жыл бұрын
Chris Witry man that’s cricket right dere
@garthvooder1402
@garthvooder1402 3 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Aniston presents two bears one restraining order
@coreyjonesmusic2859
@coreyjonesmusic2859 3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment 😂
@viperSandman
@viperSandman 3 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Aniston presents two bears one restraining order Feat. Warren Sapp ****
@andytorres8580
@andytorres8580 3 жыл бұрын
"You know the smell of throw up when it comes out your nose" is the essence of Bret Krysler in one sentence.
@andyb4223
@andyb4223 3 жыл бұрын
"Can She bring a dude??... For Safety" - gotta put that on a T-shirt 😂😂🤣🤣
@guygambone5754
@guygambone5754 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing in the world today is Tom making Bret lose his shit.
@williamguilfoyle3068
@williamguilfoyle3068 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is the older brother we shouldn't listen to
@rjrodriguez742
@rjrodriguez742 3 жыл бұрын
This show is what gets me through COVID-19
@seanharoldson2546
@seanharoldson2546 3 жыл бұрын
I never realized how emotionally invested I am in these guys until I found myself getting genuinely excited for them landing Warren Sapp, despite having no personal interest in football. I just like seeing these guys happy.
@visionofdisorder
@visionofdisorder 3 жыл бұрын
same here. i like how they do shit on the podcast, it feels more like a sitcom in some ways
@AySoup
@AySoup 3 жыл бұрын
Literally could be the world's #1 football pod!
@smashin
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
Well Brett never stays on topic so I doubt they would even talk about football. I'm a Bucs fan but I am probably sticking to just McAfee and Hawk when it comes to sports podcast.
@k9dark10
@k9dark10 3 жыл бұрын
I 100 called my buddy immediately and just screamed. "They did it!" haha
@LightningRetard
@LightningRetard 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm reading a samurai book right now." "Okay." "Five Rings." "Is it good?" "I don't know if that's the name of it." "I think you uh- is it a martial arts book?" "Yeah, it's a martial arts book. I'm reading it. I don't really understand it." "That sounds right." "I'm reading it because I'm writing a self-help book and I'm kinda building it around samurai culture." "Okay."
@SparkIeMotion
@SparkIeMotion 3 жыл бұрын
I love how every episode of this show is Tom's gentle manipulations of Bert.
@jacobrainey8593
@jacobrainey8593 3 жыл бұрын
Bret*
@steamedyam
@steamedyam 2 жыл бұрын
*Bart
@camtheman7266
@camtheman7266 3 жыл бұрын
I swear Tom's only goal in life is to make Bert actually laugh himself to death.
@daviddrouant2852
@daviddrouant2852 3 жыл бұрын
like in Roger Rabbit
@claytonhay22
@claytonhay22 3 жыл бұрын
Ah 100%
@TakodaRA8
@TakodaRA8 3 жыл бұрын
Or eat or drink.
@TheJugga21
@TheJugga21 3 жыл бұрын
but how can you not, berts laugh is so amazing
@davidsando7875
@davidsando7875 3 жыл бұрын
straight up it cannot be healthy how Bert is reacting to "for safety"
@Tsureiki
@Tsureiki 3 жыл бұрын
That Jennifer Aniston story was like an episode out of the Twilight Zone. I can't believe I bought into it.
@Rastamike808
@Rastamike808 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing people laughing in the background is almost as funny as the actual “for safety” part haha
@JSY0524
@JSY0524 3 жыл бұрын
This was a great episode. Tom that straight-faced, 100% made up story is probably the most psycho-like thing you’ve done.
@Deanosaures
@Deanosaures 9 ай бұрын
More psycho than getting one of his friends to cut off his finger in college?
@KrustyKrabbzy
@KrustyKrabbzy 3 жыл бұрын
A clip of Tom’s Jennifer Aniston story should be part of a MasterClass on storytelling
@HeisntLegend
@HeisntLegend 3 жыл бұрын
If “For Safety” and “I have never had this much fun with my family” aren’t on a T-shirt in the next 60 days I’m gonna start wearing my pants low and loose.
@artofbrowneyedgirl
@artofbrowneyedgirl 3 жыл бұрын
THIS
@ServingKant42069
@ServingKant42069 3 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve yet to buy merch because I’m a broke bitch, but I tell ya what, I’d find money to buy both of those.
@artofbrowneyedgirl
@artofbrowneyedgirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@FrostyJokerr Hell I just might gift it to ya if they do!
@FrostyJokerr
@FrostyJokerr 3 жыл бұрын
Dianna ❤️❤️ Thank you for wearing your jeans high and tight mommy
@hectorperez9583
@hectorperez9583 3 жыл бұрын
I just replayed the Aniston story again because it was soooo good. LOL
@bringusyourdead
@bringusyourdead 3 жыл бұрын
I love that the background laughter of this podcast and TigerBelly is better than any live reality show laugh track ever. The producers laughing kills me.
@DrDANKize
@DrDANKize 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is obviously race neutral and identifies as a black man only when he’s talking to another black person. And we should respect that.
@egyptmachine
@egyptmachine 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@BabyFoodChewer
@BabyFoodChewer 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever I catch my white friends doing this I explain to them that we instantly notice when they switch up how they talk in order to save them from any future embarrassment
@vanquish421
@vanquish421 3 жыл бұрын
Tom is race fluid.
@jordanadams4360
@jordanadams4360 3 жыл бұрын
I believe the term Tom identifies as is trans racial
@Wolfiesson
@Wolfiesson 3 жыл бұрын
I think the correct term is transracial
@Grant-TR
@Grant-TR 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh when Tom talks to black people it's always "ay man" 😭
@gumborambo4540
@gumborambo4540 3 жыл бұрын
Tom "Yo, crack me one" Segura
@Stbuster31
@Stbuster31 3 жыл бұрын
"I be tellin"
@CaptainDevilSticks
@CaptainDevilSticks 3 жыл бұрын
Welp, they don't call him Tom "code-switching" Segura for nothing
@wazkangz955
@wazkangz955 3 жыл бұрын
Sup’ Dee
@hughman9975
@hughman9975 3 жыл бұрын
MAYNNE
@zackattacktba
@zackattacktba 3 жыл бұрын
"Tom and Warren's Football Talk...with bret"
@mikebeharriell5220
@mikebeharriell5220 3 жыл бұрын
That Bert is a mouth breather, should be a surprise to no one.
@footyjr52
@footyjr52 3 жыл бұрын
Bret: We had Todo two episodes today.. cut that out. Nadav: *doesn't cut that out*
@Everybodycantgo6o4
@Everybodycantgo6o4 3 жыл бұрын
Trying to get nadav killed? I like it
@David.Sky.Walker
@David.Sky.Walker 3 жыл бұрын
Who the f*** is Todo?
@hunterthompson6295
@hunterthompson6295 3 жыл бұрын
@@David.Sky.Walker nobody. Hes using a word. Like i have something " To do" later. Are you illiterate?
@jdz78
@jdz78 3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterthompson6295 you sound horrifically literal. I can't imagine how much you dislike fun.
@conaldeugenepeterson2147
@conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 жыл бұрын
His name isn’t Nadav anymore; it’s Worse Nadav
@hellalyfe
@hellalyfe 3 жыл бұрын
"We would never hurt you." **Menacingly turns red with laughter**
@gilgoofthegrove5072
@gilgoofthegrove5072 3 жыл бұрын
Shit. Is. HILARIOUS!!!!! I feel sick when I laugh that hard
@ras.croasdaile3958
@ras.croasdaile3958 3 жыл бұрын
my jaw locks when I laugh this hard....Don't be scared Rachel, just let the two bears in.
@Blu_Cow_Media
@Blu_Cow_Media 3 жыл бұрын
I love the jackboys pic. That’s all
@zdsrtgnzetmyet
@zdsrtgnzetmyet 3 жыл бұрын
That shit nearly gave me a heart attack loool
@cameronduthie5472
@cameronduthie5472 3 жыл бұрын
Brett turned purple like 6 times he's gonna hurt himself lmao.
@lockelancer8193
@lockelancer8193 3 жыл бұрын
They should really have an EMT on standby for the next time Bret laughs that hard
@LakersCentral
@LakersCentral 3 жыл бұрын
Locke Lancer i'm more interested in seeing what happens without one
@JacobHayden911
@JacobHayden911 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOO RIGHT!??!
@aMAREKanoutdoors
@aMAREKanoutdoors 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the guys in the background laugh their asses off the whole time
@soimboredandtesting
@soimboredandtesting 3 жыл бұрын
bert kreischer's take on his wife: "it's so much easier talking to warren sapp" lmaooo
@glenndowdle1434
@glenndowdle1434 3 жыл бұрын
Also Bret: "No one could love that bitch as much as I do"
@qanon8665
@qanon8665 3 жыл бұрын
Bret*😂
@imminentmind
@imminentmind 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would laugh harder than the bert drinking koolaid bit and yet it happened in the first ten minutes of this episode
@legendsxdie123
@legendsxdie123 3 жыл бұрын
Bret laughing at "For safety" looked like he had been stung by dozens of bees
@brocko9696
@brocko9696 3 жыл бұрын
Reminded me of monsters university when the octopus old dad got stung by the urchin
@monkeywang9972
@monkeywang9972 3 жыл бұрын
2 bears 1 cave makes my week start off good. Hearing berts self sabotage makes me feel like a better human.
@DNYGdj
@DNYGdj 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing that someone so stupid can be so wealthy keeps me going
@waxilllium548
@waxilllium548 3 жыл бұрын
Bret* 😂😂😂
@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill
@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill 3 жыл бұрын
Tom clarifying they were not a threat saved my day.
@gabekramer9207
@gabekramer9207 3 жыл бұрын
Bret should try mixing that Tito’s with his gallon of Kool-aid
@Sujjin21
@Sujjin21 3 жыл бұрын
"They say that 6 breaths a minute is healthy. I've been at like 15.. So I got it down to 2 breaths a minute." Does he even listen to himself? 😂🤣
@dcrog69
@dcrog69 3 жыл бұрын
Finding out that Bert is literally a mouth breather is the most unsurprising thing ever.
@youngAmills
@youngAmills 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same. I'd also bet that when he says he's "reading a book" he means "listening to an audiobook."
@kjcorder
@kjcorder 3 жыл бұрын
@@youngAmills he has said that several times
@jamesshores5268
@jamesshores5268 3 жыл бұрын
“Three Bears, One’s Black”
@johnlusky1513
@johnlusky1513 3 жыл бұрын
"For Safety" nearly killed me
@Gutter_Garden
@Gutter_Garden 3 жыл бұрын
I love the guys laughing in the background
@zace98
@zace98 3 жыл бұрын
"for safety" NEEDS TO BE ON A T SHIRT "That might send the wrong message." LOLOLOLOLOL
@zdsrtgnzetmyet
@zdsrtgnzetmyet 3 жыл бұрын
😂 surprised they didn’t say it
@kidnurse1970
@kidnurse1970 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly! "We would never hurt you ", 😆
@peter033kjv
@peter033kjv 3 жыл бұрын
“Be prepared for anything!”
@zdsrtgnzetmyet
@zdsrtgnzetmyet 3 жыл бұрын
peterwall625 😂
@CaravanCreative
@CaravanCreative 3 жыл бұрын
Tom makes Bret laugh like he's being crushed by a car
@jrick8321
@jrick8321 3 жыл бұрын
It’s genuinely alarming how he turns so red
@lenapauline8634
@lenapauline8634 3 жыл бұрын
bert's laughing had me crying. I love u guys so much.
@wil627
@wil627 3 жыл бұрын
"You sleep with something in your mouth?!?" - Bart "literally tapes his mouth shut at night" Kringle
@afleming7282
@afleming7282 3 жыл бұрын
Tom's talkin' that "jive" talk every time he talks to a black dude.
@Celtikarl
@Celtikarl 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrailerParkChris oh boy does that video sucks
@isiah675
@isiah675 3 жыл бұрын
lmao he code switches immediately. I always looked at him as the good one in the group so I pray nothing bad ever comes out about him
@devink449
@devink449 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell when he gets super insecure.
@javierpompa5935
@javierpompa5935 3 жыл бұрын
Na, he's codeswitched waaaaay harder on other occasions.
@stetsoncupp4982
@stetsoncupp4982 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrailerParkChris You should recopy those video files and go ahead and send them to a prospective therapist.
@coops4x4
@coops4x4 3 жыл бұрын
New podcast must be called “Two Brett’s One Sapp”
@Pokerdude38
@Pokerdude38 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for spelling it right too 🤣🤣
@victoralley708
@victoralley708 3 жыл бұрын
🎯
@johnstanley5813
@johnstanley5813 3 жыл бұрын
That will work!!!!
@DanielSon311
@DanielSon311 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Bert laugh this hard and I love it 😂
@dipgrizzly25
@dipgrizzly25 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows Sapp as being a Buccaneer. 2 Bears 1 Bucc is the title.
@adcreel9079
@adcreel9079 3 жыл бұрын
No thank you. Good try though 😉👍
@walterbryant
@walterbryant 3 жыл бұрын
I like this more than 2 Bears 1 Sapp.
@patrickoconnor9666
@patrickoconnor9666 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect title. Nice wordplay (Bucc = Buck).
@bigjaygrizzly2389
@bigjaygrizzly2389 3 жыл бұрын
The sound of Bert's laugh will be the last thing Jennifer Aniston hears. Besides maybe a muffled yelp from a small dog.
@EAtom478
@EAtom478 3 жыл бұрын
Bret*
@kjcorder
@kjcorder 3 жыл бұрын
Do the Yelp!
@mynameisbetty1767
@mynameisbetty1767 3 жыл бұрын
Haaaaaaaaaaaa
@Nfl360
@Nfl360 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@AH-vr1ix
@AH-vr1ix 3 жыл бұрын
because she'll go deaf? damn Bret, you loud xD
@lesliethomas8117
@lesliethomas8117 3 жыл бұрын
I love how happy that phone call made Bret and Todd.
@shpongle7322
@shpongle7322 3 жыл бұрын
Todd is going to have kidnap some woman and strangle her to death to balance his mood.
@DrankenDune
@DrankenDune 3 жыл бұрын
Shpongle what are you talking about?! That wouldn’t balance him out, that’d just make him happier.
@lesliethomas8117
@lesliethomas8117 3 жыл бұрын
@@TrailerParkChris 🤣
@pinchevick
@pinchevick 3 жыл бұрын
Bro those laughs in the background always crack me up......I would love to have that job!!
@ashleysartattack5600
@ashleysartattack5600 3 жыл бұрын
Tons, “For Safety” comment reminds me of on Its Always Sunny when Dennis was talking about the, “Implications” of a woman being on a boat with him with no way off.
@frickjames4089
@frickjames4089 3 жыл бұрын
Jen, if you have Brett over, hire a dog sitter. You know, for safety
@Commander-wu1og
@Commander-wu1og 3 жыл бұрын
Jen might be safe but she might want to hide her dog.
@shibbyshwing5990
@shibbyshwing5990 3 жыл бұрын
Her dog isn't safe
@prasun911
@prasun911 3 жыл бұрын
To this day.. i come back to this, whenever im depressed.. I end up laughing for days
@denisemarie7991
@denisemarie7991 3 жыл бұрын
Bert and Tom are going to LITERALLY die laughing.
@jeffstock7819
@jeffstock7819 3 жыл бұрын
I almost did
@jpk51
@jpk51 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never breathed through my nose” not a surprise lmao
@kellenlinklater3046
@kellenlinklater3046 3 жыл бұрын
“Low key threatened Jennifer Anniston” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gsshjaricku548
@gsshjaricku548 3 жыл бұрын
It’s been a while since I laughed but the threat to Jen actually had me giggling, thank you.
@michaelkokenos2042
@michaelkokenos2042 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best episode.
@lukexavierderivan
@lukexavierderivan 3 жыл бұрын
The Aniston story felt like a scene in a David Lynch movie. I don't know why I imagined her walking down a halway lined with torches...
@DanielZeal
@DanielZeal 3 жыл бұрын
Kreischer should call his next special "Bret."
@extendedmag6255
@extendedmag6255 3 жыл бұрын
It's officially his name now
@zachfarnitano3496
@zachfarnitano3496 3 жыл бұрын
Or The Bretaneers
@mmagaa91
@mmagaa91 3 жыл бұрын
Bert Krieschers’ new special “Bret khrystler”
@chadjazeera9960
@chadjazeera9960 3 жыл бұрын
100% Bret
@christianscacchetti9178
@christianscacchetti9178 3 жыл бұрын
Brent
@shanejones3448
@shanejones3448 2 жыл бұрын
This is by far the best episode ever of 2B1C, and I love them all. But I’ve never laughed that hard or long in my laugh.
@robertdominguez6204
@robertdominguez6204 3 жыл бұрын
Thats one of the hardest bert laughs ive seen, 🤣🤣🤣 uncontrollable laughter. Good stuff.
@Alex9tenGaming
@Alex9tenGaming 3 жыл бұрын
That jennifer anniston story was truly amazing.
@CJJC42
@CJJC42 3 жыл бұрын
That was delivered so well by Tom
@ev1bl
@ev1bl 3 жыл бұрын
@@CJJC42 its called acting
@inkfr0
@inkfr0 3 жыл бұрын
Would love to see a surreal JAM style sketch based on this with actual Jennifer and Tom.
@pdubzpyro
@pdubzpyro 3 жыл бұрын
ev1bl Delivery.
@dustindesautell1436
@dustindesautell1436 3 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed harder. I literally would be their best friend. They're both Brett now. #2Bretts1Sapp.
@dustindesautell1436
@dustindesautell1436 3 жыл бұрын
I literally posted this 3 mins before Bert said @2bretts1sapp. I swear on eveything. Hell yea. I give it 3 episodes when Sapp figures out tho.
@abigailstraube5536
@abigailstraube5536 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely enjoyed them dying of laughter way to much 🤍
@justinwoods2757
@justinwoods2757 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "and we low key threatened Jen Aniston" 😂😂😂
@greyforge27
@greyforge27 3 жыл бұрын
Bert was actually listening to Tom and not interrupting him in this ep, must be all the breathing
@johngonzalez8379
@johngonzalez8379 3 жыл бұрын
Yah that’s the difference between Bert and Bret
@bryancallen213
@bryancallen213 3 жыл бұрын
1:27:22 I would like to start a go fund me to have a defibrillator in the studio.
@HughGRexshin_
@HughGRexshin_ 3 жыл бұрын
“We would never hurt you” *begins to hysterically laugh*
@jasonrumfelt2990
@jasonrumfelt2990 3 жыл бұрын
this is literally the best episode of two bears.
@prasun911
@prasun911 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: "for safety" Bert: *almost dies heaving*
3 жыл бұрын
I did too
@wonk6944
@wonk6944 3 жыл бұрын
Bret*
@austismforever
@austismforever 3 жыл бұрын
“I have never had this much fun with my family” lol
@Hodizzle76
@Hodizzle76 3 жыл бұрын
Life is complete we finally got Warren
@rgomez2014
@rgomez2014 3 жыл бұрын
I think this will probably be my favorite episode for this podcast
@pablozee6359
@pablozee6359 3 жыл бұрын
There better be “”for safety” and “it sends the wrong message” merch after this
@mitchellkruszewski2616
@mitchellkruszewski2616 3 жыл бұрын
Tom called him ‘Bret’ 😂
@well_as_an_expert_id_say
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 жыл бұрын
No shit?
@fdapro1975
@fdapro1975 3 жыл бұрын
My dog is howling at Burt's laughs, it is priceless.
@jakobmorningstar
@jakobmorningstar 3 жыл бұрын
On today’s episode: Bret nearly dies of a heart attack while laughing in Florida accent
@bushtruck
@bushtruck 3 жыл бұрын
Haha! I just got my channel goin where I take trucks up into the mountains to wreck em. Hoping to make a few people laugh.
@manuelpunin3666
@manuelpunin3666 3 жыл бұрын
I’m OFFENDED nobody suggested “ballhogs” #ballhogs
@KP-ol3tc
@KP-ol3tc 3 жыл бұрын
Might be my favorite title so far! 👏🏽
@emerson5077
@emerson5077 3 жыл бұрын
this has to be it, hahah Ball Hogs w/ Warren Sapp
@luisalicea1701
@luisalicea1701 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone just keep reposting ball hogs in the comments. It’ll get there attention...
@KrustyKrabbzy
@KrustyKrabbzy 3 жыл бұрын
#Ballhogs
@feem111
@feem111 3 жыл бұрын
this is genuinely a fantastic idea
@decanator6453
@decanator6453 3 жыл бұрын
Bert : "Can she bring a guy?" Tom : "For Safety" Bert : *5 minutes of laughter*
@tedbeck7406
@tedbeck7406 3 жыл бұрын
The last ten minutes is pure comedy
@doomedstruggler
@doomedstruggler 3 жыл бұрын
Bret*
@youngAmills
@youngAmills 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this moment almost as much as The Kool-Aid Moment.
@Zoseph.
@Zoseph. 3 жыл бұрын
That's not laughter, it's wild animal torture
@discrep
@discrep 3 жыл бұрын
Tom said it naturally but it got funnier and funnier the more they riffed on it.
@BillyFusco
@BillyFusco 3 жыл бұрын
Dude this episode is amazing
@pickles632
@pickles632 2 жыл бұрын
This might have the single best podcast moment of all time. Those first ten minutes were GLORIOUS!
@loganroca
@loganroca 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing berts ever said was “I really hope no one finds this podcast unless they’re looking for it”
@boscoedash6363
@boscoedash6363 3 жыл бұрын
Brett *
@officialroxxmusic
@officialroxxmusic 3 жыл бұрын
“He needs to be our bestfriend, will he comes out here and live with us” 😂😂😂😂😂
@duffmanzee
@duffmanzee 3 жыл бұрын
Are we sure hes not racist cause that sounds alot like really nice slavery
@Stephen_Eee
@Stephen_Eee 3 жыл бұрын
@@duffmanzee when you trick your "bestfriend" into building a nation for you
@beezo1764
@beezo1764 3 жыл бұрын
@@Stephen_Eee BROOOOOOO‼😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 U Win with that 1 👌
@mrs.riche3939
@mrs.riche3939 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Bret's so excited for friends!
@nobatime
@nobatime 3 жыл бұрын
These two will always bring out the funniest content! Nothing like that laughter at the end!
@dallasorr1794
@dallasorr1794 3 жыл бұрын
Best episode yet so great
@Racicrazy7
@Racicrazy7 3 жыл бұрын
“Two Bears One Cave, Dripping With Sapp”
@mitchselib4011
@mitchselib4011 3 жыл бұрын
dude amazing
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