Ep. 72 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer call former college football player, and "handshake king" Cortez Lewis. Lewis teaches Tom and Bert a "2 Bears" handshake. The call with Cortez gives Bert the idea to start a sports agency. The Bears also discuss Hugh Jackman's best films, Tom's former acting classmate Minka Kelly's dating history, Deion Sanders' hair transplant, and more!
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@nicknancs 3 жыл бұрын
This is the most Step Brothers-esque episode yet. Everytime Burnt mentions “2 Bears Sports Management” all I hear is “Prestige Worldwide”.
@Tree33 3 жыл бұрын
Boats and hoes
@Wolfmantoys 3 жыл бұрын
They really are the real life versions of Step Brothers.
@MrTonytouchy 3 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more with this comment.
@adamlong6759 3 жыл бұрын
An entertainment 720 affiliate...
@MMXX_CE 3 жыл бұрын
Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer.
@markdurham3048 3 жыл бұрын
When Cortez says “I like you” to Tom. and Tom nods with satisfaction 😂😂😂
@Voo504Doo 3 жыл бұрын
That face was super scary / cringe lol
@VideoNozoki 3 жыл бұрын
('cause Tom slipped in "Aniston is sending me nudes" )😂
@davidmend3z 3 жыл бұрын
As Bret rambles on, he's like "Tim's the sane on in this conversation"...
@SwabLevy 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidmend3z that's why Tim uses Bort as a wingman, Bort makes Tim look sane. I can imagine Krisco being himself in front of Jennifer Aniston, as she subtly inches her chair away from him, unknowingly closer to the serial killer
@dolan979 3 жыл бұрын
Hes a big hit with the inner city blacks
@akaufmanbmrly1 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez stole the show. Rooting for his success in whatever he ends up doing.
@maximizelv4415 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@mikevandyke69 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely!
@brianberger9745 3 жыл бұрын
Uh-hundred percent
@jakefry6919 2 жыл бұрын
He's already a millionaire what do you mean
@marshallmills7963 2 жыл бұрын
Dude fr, seems like such a good dude.
@JLeo1134 3 жыл бұрын
Tom definitely did his “urban talk” 😂😂
@VENOM_kills Жыл бұрын
Y’all understand not every black person is inner city, right
@likwidmagik 11 ай бұрын
"THE INNER CITY BLACKS".
@kevinl3254 3 жыл бұрын
Tom sure does talk different when he’s talking to the inner city blacks
@spacejamgoliath 3 жыл бұрын
It's funny cuz it's true
@andrewsanni1600 3 жыл бұрын
'sup Kane
@jasonwinterton9369 3 жыл бұрын
Cuase his jeans are high and tight
@shadowspectrum 3 жыл бұрын
Bart seems real comfortable with being white
@ToOmAnYBLUNTS420 3 жыл бұрын
Alabama is far from inner city. Nowhere in the south is inner city.
@MrFlyingBicycle 3 жыл бұрын
Chugging the entire can of Liquid Death, immediately starting a sentence with no pause, and then accidentally dunking on his wife is the most on brand 8 seconds of Barts entire existence.
@michaelfortner8210 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran 1:02:00
@variaxi935 6 ай бұрын
thank you haha
@StarveAnArtist 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez has 100 fans on Cameo already. If he's done 100 handshakes, he's earned 10 G's in a day. The YMH effect is real.
@samsmart3219 3 жыл бұрын
He has 144 now... so he’s made $14,400 already
@blacksideknight3 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is that kid in group projects that makes the assignment way more complicated than it needs to be
@tactikiller Жыл бұрын
“So, we have to write a group paper about Germany’s reformation post world war 2” Brent: “let’s do it as a short film. I’ll see if my dad, who’s a lawyer, can find it”.
@sCareCrowmerk Жыл бұрын
@@tactikilleri can definitely see Bertle doing that😂
@tactikiller Жыл бұрын
@@sCareCrowmerk Beet: proceeds to laugh and wheeze through all of his lines.
@sCareCrowmerk Жыл бұрын
@@tactikiller Feet is bringing in the money though
@jamesmason7979 3 жыл бұрын
Bert's dad is hilarious. Just the nuances in his voice when he responds to Bert's insanity cracked me up. 😂😂😂😭
@izzejules 3 жыл бұрын
Tom talking to Cortez: "how do you say cucumber?"
@SwabLevy 3 жыл бұрын
"What it be calt, a Q-commer?"
@stubstunner 3 жыл бұрын
“Cue-Coombah”
@callieb6454 3 жыл бұрын
Chefs kiss comment
@elduderino3224 3 жыл бұрын
Well played Israel!
@chelseaa.2829 3 жыл бұрын
Favorite comment of this episode so far
@ks.nicole 3 жыл бұрын
Burnt: “I’m deeply involved in the surfing community.” Tod: “Deeply involved?” Bart: “I watch KZfaq videos and know their names” Me: k
@sk8legendz 3 жыл бұрын
hes on those reddit forums heavy
@peanutgallery7753 3 жыл бұрын
I lol'd when he said that.
@LarsLarsen77 3 жыл бұрын
I'm totally like Burnt. I know all about how to use those electric surfboards that Zuckerberg has. I am also an expert on base jumping technique and equipment. I'm deeply involved in a lot of things I've never done and will never do.
@dexraikkonen7 3 жыл бұрын
you must be a hit with the ladies
@ryanstoyles7611 3 жыл бұрын
@@dexraikkonen7 buddy wtf - we're here commenting on youtube videos we;re all sterile eunuchs living in the basement of our community homeless shelter, subsisting on cheeto dust and our daily routine stays motivated by a deep and unquenchable hate for Brendan Schaub
@TheBakersGuild 3 жыл бұрын
Tom's codeswitch is so hilarious. It's really just him getting southern again, not imitating African Americans though.
@Zesrii 2 жыл бұрын
I do the same shit subconsciously, I get it
@jessietapp975 3 жыл бұрын
Bart has 6 drinks in front of him, he must be cutting back
@Criszskatesz 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely
@lukeut8680 3 жыл бұрын
And will proceed to complain about how he can't lose weight😂 such a Lovable moron
@GREVIEWS02 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukeut8680 there all diet he’s okay 😆
@berthahernandez9054 3 жыл бұрын
but the liquid death is water
@sativarosegold3604 3 жыл бұрын
@@berthahernandez9054 I feel like that's a strange name for water
@OutlierConcepts 3 жыл бұрын
That man stared down the camera and said 200+ handshakes.... there was ZERO cap in that statement. This mans the Davinci of handshakes.
@CB-bp3xu 3 жыл бұрын
The Michael-Hand-gelo ? Lol
@fibbintiggins2858 3 жыл бұрын
@@CB-bp3xu ooohh shit I like it
@CrashRacknShoot 3 жыл бұрын
@@CB-bp3xu Spanksy
@Smokehunt 3 жыл бұрын
"You guys have LeBron!?" "Yeah . . . potentially." Jesus, I'm in tears. You two are fucking ridiculous. And, I think, just crazy enough to actually do it.
@jasonwinterton9369 3 жыл бұрын
Cuase they're jeans are high and tight
@myleslassiter4781 3 жыл бұрын
Bert really said he wasn’t trying to be “obtruse”
@ZJQ23 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez is exactly what bert doesnt need. A hype man who is so positive he will greenlight every terrible idea he has😂
@MSpight 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else a Cortez Lewis fan now?
@whitenoise509 3 жыл бұрын
100% and I can totally see people paying legit money for a handshake from him.
@hlinville6034 3 жыл бұрын
He is already on Cameo get ya a hundo shake.
@brandonf5175 3 жыл бұрын
How can you not be! +vibes
@harrisonyork4181 3 жыл бұрын
I love how frustrated Todd looks while Nadav is searching😂😂
@caseyhelton8772 3 жыл бұрын
Bert was totally the frat kid that would frequently say “my dads a lawyer”
@tactikiller Жыл бұрын
“No no we’re cool, those girls don’t have a case.” 🤣🤣
@sCareCrowmerk Жыл бұрын
Name is Brent😂
@vanneistat 3 жыл бұрын
NFT THOSE HANDSHAKES, CORTEZ! Get paid!!
@kmdudich 3 жыл бұрын
NFT is not an acronym I’m familiar with
@NickRangerMusic 3 жыл бұрын
Van's always a step ahead. :)
@TimothyFargo 3 жыл бұрын
That's Non Fungible Token for those unfamiliar. And it's a great idea. 👍
@RaccoonWheaties 3 жыл бұрын
A legit FANTASTIC idea.
@deejaylos05 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez gotta NFT all his daps
@Shrapnel92 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is acting like a coked up exec pitching ideas.
@andrewboyd7524 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah just like the past 3 or 4 episodes lol.
@namtapawar5253 3 жыл бұрын
The most accurate way to describe today's episode
@BXBZ88 3 жыл бұрын
Acting?
@griffinkirschke5135 3 жыл бұрын
We have maybe another 4 months of coke bert before he dies.
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
terrible far fetched ideas
@antontko8694 3 жыл бұрын
Every opening for 2 Bears, you guys should do the handshake
@The1992257 3 жыл бұрын
This show is so inspiring. Not because of Bert and Tom, but because they have the equivalent of an 80 year old using a smartphone for the first time posing as a “producer”.
@jayyhernandez1990 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on... A hundred percent
@matthewsmcdill 3 жыл бұрын
I used to cut him slack because I thought he was mixing sound and video switching as well, but literally his only job is to Google and laugh..
@BrokenGodEnt 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayyhernandez1990 uhhhundridpurrscent
@mandihollingsworth182 3 жыл бұрын
Yes😂🤣😂🤣🔨🔨🔨🔨🤣🥰🥰🥰 dude that perfectly describes it. Like perfectly
@Travisgt45 3 жыл бұрын
STILL...the best part of Monday mornings.
@collinwgreen 3 жыл бұрын
Bad friends gang
@Me-Dwight 3 жыл бұрын
@@collinwgreen Watch both? #LiveLife365
@kevenvillegas51 3 жыл бұрын
Bad friends 🐐
@lilkasper378 3 жыл бұрын
Only thing that makes me look forward to a monday
@Rezzito 3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason they post earlier than Bad Friends. They can't compete with them.
@sammasterson3548 3 жыл бұрын
The pure joy when he said “growl like a grizzly bear” berts face has made my day 😂
@Kenulas 3 жыл бұрын
it was purple
@ThePokerStreets916 3 жыл бұрын
He was so damn happy, a true gift from the handshake king.
@BentleyWoods34 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: "I'm so DEEPLY involved in the surfing community!" Tom: "'Deeply' involved?" Bert: "I watch a lot of videos."
@ryanstoyles7611 3 жыл бұрын
yeah the REAL comedy genious behind this arrangement consists in Tom Segura knowing EXACTLY how to make fun of bert to his face, without bert having ANY FUCKING CLUE whats going on, and its fucking brilliant, I swear, this show is just one big inside joke between the fans, and toms eyes/ face AS bert blurts his obtruse
@camillo7431 3 жыл бұрын
Giving me real “Prestige Worldwide” vibes.
@codykendall2846 3 жыл бұрын
You want me to shut this down, D-Man?
@drewanderson1925 3 жыл бұрын
"The first word in entertainment. Black leather gloves."
@benfountain8248 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve read this same comment on multiple episodes lol
@BrokenGodEnt 2 жыл бұрын
Tom is more like the actual brother screaming "BRENT HAS A MANGINA!" while Bryce talks about his aspirations for 2 Bears Sports Management Inc LLC Ent™©®.
@rossmcpherson5167 3 жыл бұрын
"This is what Christ must have felt like." -Brett the Redeemer
@ViN86 3 жыл бұрын
"We can do this man, we can start a sports company!" "My dad can look over the contracts."
@cathbadh1320 3 жыл бұрын
Scary thing is I think Bart actually believes that he's actually signed his first client
@lenapauline8634 3 жыл бұрын
@@cathbadh1320 in the moment he for sure does. 😂😂😂
@N0ahface 3 жыл бұрын
If it was revealed that Bert was actually a 14 year old boy who got turned into an adult by that gypsy machine in Big I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest
@svenp6504 3 жыл бұрын
@@N0ahface I was thinking more around 8-9 year old boy.
@N0ahface 3 жыл бұрын
@@svenp6504 Lol I was going to say 9 and then I remembered how much Bert likes strip clubs
@AntDiesel54 3 жыл бұрын
Tom becomes 10x happier when he's talking to them inner city blacks
@evanshotflip 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this on acid right now. Bert has never sounded more clairvoyant. This is definitely a good idea
@huntmine2343 Жыл бұрын
Clairvoyant
@-carina- 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like when people are really ripped off of cocaine and coming up with business ideas.😂
@LegitHawaiian95 3 жыл бұрын
Bert is probably on Adderall lol
@rayn_0ff 3 жыл бұрын
@@LegitHawaiian95 nah I think he's just special
@andrewhuang3202 3 жыл бұрын
Tom: “I don’t code talk” Tim: “Yo”
@griffinkirschke5135 3 жыл бұрын
it may be the funniest thing ever watching Tom turn into Tarantino. He code talks so hard.
@TheWalkingDavid 3 жыл бұрын
@@griffinkirschke5135 “I’m not your slave, you’re not my master... you can’t make me dance to your tune!”
@hypno5690 3 жыл бұрын
I hate this fucking lefty game of labelling everything so that you can declare it problematic
@pcktbrst720 3 жыл бұрын
"I have used my body my entire life" - Burnt Krystals
@cabin_fever 3 жыл бұрын
Bert drinks anything with alcohol in it: "That's good, that's really good"
@maxrabkin 3 жыл бұрын
NFL teams: sign Cortez Lewis just for the NFL Films sideline montage. Gold mine personality.
@ironspidercade1644 3 жыл бұрын
So he’s out of college and didn’t get drafted?
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
@@ironspidercade1644 Covid messed up last season, he likely got another year of eligibility. He mentioned leaving Wake Forest to play for Hampton. He would be up for this draft. Still seems highly unlikely he gets in NFL, a WR that had a Torn Achilles when the position is loaded. He could get some camp invites seeing as he seems like a great guy to have around for moral. Bert really has no clue about NFL and what a salary cap is, he would be getting less than a million. They are not giving him 3yrs 12 million haha or whatever Bert mentioned.
@xStonebraker 3 жыл бұрын
@@smashin Even the lowest end contract in the NFL is better than working at UPS though.
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
@@xStonebraker Well yeah the lowest contract in all major sports is better paying than UPS and most jobs. Doesn't change that Bert had no clue what he is talking about with the contract amount he was throwing out. Majority contracts are not guaranteed either but Bert was throwing around figures like they are. I hope they help him out but Tom is the one he should listen to for advice.
@danschillin8558 3 жыл бұрын
He's on fucking Cameo. Holy shit this made a day off work even better
@bigbakaboon 3 жыл бұрын
yeah i was checking also. they don't have the management site up yet though as of today
@glhom 3 жыл бұрын
"...trust me I know how crazy I am, I'm with me all the time" needs to be a Tshirt
@brandonholguin6895 3 жыл бұрын
The YMH crew puts together the meet up with Cortez and gets the IP Bert: I just will things into existence
@thetuggster 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing show. Watched the whole thing already
@andrestein6022 3 жыл бұрын
Wild twist at the end huh?
@shadowspectrum 3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@timstradley5819 3 жыл бұрын
That’s living life 365
@brian11344 3 жыл бұрын
Wow 😳 impressed
@_alex_y.not_ 3 жыл бұрын
playback speed: 365
@holyshitmostoriginal 3 жыл бұрын
Did Bert Start doing Coke again!? Holy crap, he IS that guy at the bar who wants to "For sure start this business with you on Monday!" while he has a bloody nose, a vodka soda and a water bottle.
@fibbintiggins2858 3 жыл бұрын
Sure seems like it lmao
@dolan979 3 жыл бұрын
He's the dude that would take Adderall/ Coke and it slows him down
@Liax316 3 жыл бұрын
This is me formally submitting my application to work for the 2 bears sports agency. (I could be consisted minority hire I’m black & a woman) lmao
@DanielFlores-gx7xi 3 жыл бұрын
Inclusion! I love this sports agency .
@ryanstoyles7611 3 жыл бұрын
you could also be consisted as having had Bert's mastery of the written word
@gamblinguru33 3 жыл бұрын
56:30 "What a disrespectful list!" lmaoooo
@NicholasLayton 3 жыл бұрын
$100 is too cheap for a secret handshake by cortez lewis.
@blessedera8810 3 жыл бұрын
-"I'm deeply involved in the surfing community." -"Deeply involved ?" -"I watch a lot of videos."
@jamisonjohnston1506 3 жыл бұрын
That's all it takes now
@blessedera8810 3 жыл бұрын
@@jamisonjohnston1506 Sadly true but in this case, it's just Bert being Bert.
@Nyoshi219 3 жыл бұрын
But....he texts them too lol.
@bmpackers54 3 жыл бұрын
Your podcast legit helps with my depression, I look forward to these every single week. Thank you guys 💯
@charlesvail4903 3 жыл бұрын
Watching two grown men learn a complex handshake over a video call makes these dudes look especially tik tok’d
@whitetailswithweddle5474 3 жыл бұрын
When Barf starts explaining the handshake thought you can hear his blood pressure medication crying
@TheBlecht 3 жыл бұрын
“Barf” 😂😂😂
@JSorb 3 жыл бұрын
“This is what Christ must’ve felt like” - Burnt Crystals
@siebs. 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh wtf is that username lmao
@Sad-is-dick 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing name
@dalefirebirdd 3 жыл бұрын
*Bruce crystler
@ridgeharris6358 3 жыл бұрын
Best name yet
@wisterV 3 жыл бұрын
Uh hundrid percent!!
@MrBeProvocative 3 жыл бұрын
Tom & Bert saying goodbye to Cortez: "Stay safe brotha" "Take care brotha" lmaoooo
@sCareCrowmerk Жыл бұрын
Brents ongoing laugh is contagious 😂, sounds like a baby seal
@OutlierConcepts 3 жыл бұрын
This mans absolutely killing it and he's just known as the "handshake guy"
@neurotic7522 3 жыл бұрын
i sense a future friendship between the bears and this man
@RyanAKAStreakk 3 жыл бұрын
The handshake king
@smashin 3 жыл бұрын
He has a great personality, I don't see the NFL happening but he can for sure be in entertainment.
@morganhahn3304 3 жыл бұрын
“I want to see peoples whos lives have been drastically affected by their cowlicks” - that one is on Bret. Nadav didn’t have a chance.
@austenalbertson1173 3 жыл бұрын
Who is Bret?
@LuckyLuch1 3 жыл бұрын
@@austenalbertson1173 Bret Krushner of course
@austenalbertson1173 3 жыл бұрын
@@LuckyLuch1 ohh I get it! Hahaha I forgot about that! Good lookin out bud!
@thatoneguywithahugethang 3 жыл бұрын
You mean Bort
@jordanevans7064 3 жыл бұрын
I wanted to remember what those wrestling announcers call him a while back and so I searched “Bruce Kershner” first video is the Russian mafia story
@parkerbruesewitz8119 3 жыл бұрын
The two of them talking about their sports marketing idea is like dale and brennon from step brothers when they come up with prestige worldwide😂😂
@zgawt37 3 жыл бұрын
So much good energy on this episode. Handshake King KILLED it.
@mcant17 3 жыл бұрын
“I really remind myself of the son of god”- brett krinsler
@Jellovr7766 3 жыл бұрын
2 bears 1 cave and Bad friends make my Monday’s so much better!
@jasonwinterton9369 3 жыл бұрын
Makes it super gooder more good
@danbarry7698 3 жыл бұрын
“I wanna see people who’s lives have been drastically affected by their cow lick” - Bert, 48 Year old man.
@nicholasreans6697 3 жыл бұрын
Love how purple Bert gets when he's laughing. Fucking giggling ass Grimmace.
@ThePorktornado 3 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like a homeless guy that was just given that hat and jacket and is now wearing nothing but a hat and jacket.
@SwabLevy 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, I bet if he took that jacket off, he'd be ready for a pool bath.
@Filiolus 3 жыл бұрын
When i saw the thumbnail it actually kind of made me do a double take, dude is really looking bad. Straight up bloated and purple.
@ryanmorrison6933 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@GAB-vq7re 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just doing men right now" - Burnt Krusthole
@ev446 3 жыл бұрын
burnt krusthole is one of the better ones yet
@anthonyzullo 3 жыл бұрын
@@ev446 facts! Deff original lmao "Bruce looks down in shame*
@ryancornett7916 3 жыл бұрын
Best name yet
@reasonablyargued9003 3 жыл бұрын
"By the way, I'm on a little bit of a drinking kick lately." We know, Bert.
@owenpatch9682 3 жыл бұрын
“You couldn’t waterboard me to wear that outfit” .. “you’re right I’d wear it in a heartbeat” Lol
@centurionmusic11 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Burnt says he's been on a drinking kick "lately." Like that's a weird way of saying your entire life lol.
@theonetheycallfear8237 3 жыл бұрын
Like we all don’t know that he has had this kick for his entire life and on camera? I’m certain Brent does drive himself to work *wink.
@buffalokids671 3 жыл бұрын
Goes side by side with the cocaine kick he’s on “lately.”
@TheHarmmm 3 жыл бұрын
Bart saying he doesn't want a chick too hot, Leanne is perfect for him... that shit was gold.
@lunnchie 3 жыл бұрын
Bert: "Im SO deeply involved in the surfing community" .... *I walk away from my PC losing my shit* LOL
@sammcgaw8869 3 жыл бұрын
The entire phone call with Bert's dad felt like a scene from Step Brothers.
@rams812 3 жыл бұрын
Where the FGTRTD's at!? 👖 They got that Bud Light money now? Daaamn
@lukeut8680 3 жыл бұрын
Tom threw some Yo's in there and totally changed his vocab talking to the handshake king😂😂
@WKRP187 3 жыл бұрын
And in the words of Kourtney Clarke in comments above "And we black people change the way we talk when we're around white people.. It happens" she said it well... Races are different in tons of ways.. None better or worse just different
@joshuaduplaa9033 3 жыл бұрын
@goon snuke it's probably not intentional lmao
@lukeut8680 3 жыл бұрын
@@WKRP187 Totally agree, I do it too accidentally, still cracks me up!
@Max-zr7hr 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bert has a PT Cruiser with interior that matches that jacket.
@MoojuicerNZ 3 жыл бұрын
If Bruce gets a bob haircut, he will be the real life Simple Jack.
@austin5317 3 жыл бұрын
Bert got a handshake and says "this is what christ felt like"
@carynmartin6053 3 жыл бұрын
He gets way too excited over the dumbest shit
@danielpenrodii2389 3 жыл бұрын
Be honest, you would too if you somehow lucked out with his life. We can make jokes all day, but he’s a genuinely sweet guy that gets to experience some rather insane moments.
@austin5317 3 жыл бұрын
@@danielpenrodii2389 I love Bert he’s just always running at 100% and it’s funny
@Turntorangutan 3 жыл бұрын
Tim can’t not code speak when talking to black people
@well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 жыл бұрын
Hey chance, go out of your house and you'll see that's pretty common lol
@Tacit_Tern 3 жыл бұрын
How should he speak?
@Turntorangutan 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacit_Tern non coded
@tosmokefromseed3515 3 жыл бұрын
Shit aint code if you were raised with it
@halphillips3703 3 жыл бұрын
bc Tom an OG
@bamafan9283 Жыл бұрын
I got prestige worldwide vibes from this 🤣
@curlsp7921 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice an increase in ads?
@marcosalcala7066 3 жыл бұрын
Tom totally code talked the entire conversation with Cortez. Lol
@danegerous87 3 жыл бұрын
why would you bleep out names when the obvious sound effect should be bears roaring... come on nadav
@alexmendoza9645 3 жыл бұрын
💯 percent
@digitalsalsas 3 жыл бұрын
tru
@ThePokerStreets916 3 жыл бұрын
I'll be looking forward to hearing a bear bleep and knowing someone there is reading these comments.
@DonnyDucttape 3 жыл бұрын
For real!
@prestonthechosenone9977 3 жыл бұрын
For those wondering, yes he's on cameo.. and yes we need to blow his cameo up!!
@kjb8655 3 жыл бұрын
The fullback in the 3rd row 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@brendangray821 3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite 2 Bears episodes yet
@CezaMVO 3 жыл бұрын
I love how Tom enables Brunt. Even though he's an idiot, he does not allow anyone or anything get in his way. "I'm not that funny and I just take my shirt off and I have a career" the realest Bruce has ever said.
@falcor200 3 жыл бұрын
@@phillipoliverholtz9226 such an underrated comment.
@MrJtin69 3 жыл бұрын
Hey he got mad respect
@kus88 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez: I LUH DAT
@Eltener123 3 жыл бұрын
the whole intentionally getting their names wrong thing is so unfunny
@brookspn 3 жыл бұрын
@@Eltener123 You must be new here.
@lamontg58 3 жыл бұрын
The homie Cortez said "Whoop dee Whoo " he country as hell🤣🤣🤣
@KJCthings 3 жыл бұрын
2 Bears is becoming one long commercial mixed with celebrity and success talk. It is wild to watch an East Coast Podcast and then a West Coast podcast. Money and success talk versus Comedy. Love the show guys.
@derekhammer8988 3 жыл бұрын
These two together turn into 16 year olds living in 50 year old bodies.
@Christopher-md7tf 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that's what you want from hanging out with your best buddy
@michaelreese8217 3 жыл бұрын
Can we be honest with each other? Their bodies look closer to 65
@Cottsify 3 жыл бұрын
Literally just got back from getting a bag of some stinky ass weed but it will never smell as bad as Bruce Krishner
@Cottsify 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Rogan nah mate I'm bloody Br'ish. I got it from a chav next to a park of course, only the finest for us lmao
@firstnamelastname180 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Rogan he was being sarcastic mate.
@Cottsify 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Rogan woah, cool guy alert
@orangejoe54 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Rogan I miss 24hr dispos, we had one down in SeaTac and one up in Ballard here in Seattle
@Cottsify 3 жыл бұрын
@Jo Rogan Ok
@marishkaozmun7446 3 жыл бұрын
Thank y'all for being here to make us laugh about everything and nothing all at once. Life sucks sometimes and this channel/podcast lets us have a good hard laugh. Love yall ♥️♥️
@lucassandsmark7413 3 жыл бұрын
Bert sounds like LaVarr Ball talking about all this sports management stuff 😂😂😂
@OutlierConcepts 3 жыл бұрын
"Im deeply involved in the surfing community......I watch a bunch of videos" By that thinking im a Director at YMH studios cause I've watched a bunch of their videos.
@sendlove 3 жыл бұрын
Nah ur just a “civilian” as these fuckers would say haha
@Nyoshi219 3 жыл бұрын
But....have you been texting? Lol
@ryano773 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce: “I’ve been on a drinking kick lately”... for 30 years
@WackJallis 3 жыл бұрын
Cortez is the fucking man. I wish him all the best in life, whether it’s football or whatever else he decides to do
@tylerdurkett2346 3 жыл бұрын
You couldn't water board me into that outfit is such a great line! Lmao
@MissTerynRebecca 3 жыл бұрын
Can we discuss how slim Todd is getting too? Holy Jeans
@austinarnold155 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed. Photoshoot tom is making a comeback.
@nickkerr5714 3 жыл бұрын
It’s called muscle atrophy
@jedhawkins373 3 жыл бұрын
Teryn
@robertcastaneda6162 3 жыл бұрын
Goodmorning my Queens & Kings above 18, get those feet on the ground now, Cmon now get yourself some coffee. Maybe some breakfast and remember you have yourself a good day my Kings and Queens above 18.
@Zesrii 3 жыл бұрын
thank you king
@cookiepuss6296 3 жыл бұрын
ty king
@patricksullivan2322 3 жыл бұрын
My guy said “that’s neat” and now has a new fan for life👌👌👌👌
@LadyThreeVee 3 жыл бұрын
I cant wait to see the slo mo handshake bloopers
@tgbeam 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce is like a dementia patient, and Tim is like the nurse leaning into it to avoid anger lol
@tactikiller Жыл бұрын
I used to be a CNA at a nursing home, and right after completing the certification course they threw me into the over night shift in the Alzheimer’s and dementia ward. One of the patients used to say to me “you and me, we would’ve been friends in Korea”, and the other cna who’d been there a while said to me after the first time “he was never in Korea”.
@andrestein6022 3 жыл бұрын
When's Bert going to fulfill his episode 2 promises to get a Florida face tattoo? Also we want fat astronauts! Take my money!!!
@anthonyesposito5561 3 жыл бұрын
Fatstronauts
@MrJ-ro1yr 3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyesposito5561 nah fat astronauts rolls of the tongue better. Good effort though.
@stephanyampolsky7187 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you they will sell Fat Astronauts to a big studio
@jda671 3 жыл бұрын
I watched “The Midnight Sky” last night. Anything Bert and Tom does will be light years better than that movie. And Netflix wasted 100 million dollars on it.
@jda671 3 жыл бұрын
@KZfaq Sucks That’s perfect! I have not seen him in anything for awhile
@JloF-dw8ek 10 ай бұрын
Bert's excitement during whoop sponsor reading reminded me of David from in the kitchen with David.
@lucasayers4862 3 жыл бұрын
Yo I can't wait to see the 2 bears rendition of "Ballers" 🤣🤣🤣
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