MST3k.s10.e04 - Future War

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ephsauce

ephsauce

13 жыл бұрын

Another great riffing courtesy of Mystery Science Theater 3000

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@kikomiko1
@kikomiko1 11 жыл бұрын
This is the best show to watch when you're feeling down. The theme song alone always cheers me up.
@nunyanunya4147
@nunyanunya4147 Жыл бұрын
LaLALa
@trevornewland6457
@trevornewland6457 Жыл бұрын
Its like a time machine.
@andrewfrankovic6821
@andrewfrankovic6821 Жыл бұрын
Even more so when feeling up, but at the risk of coming DOWN DOwn down.
@kaityhan996
@kaityhan996 Жыл бұрын
It is the best theme song
@knownfact4905
@knownfact4905 11 ай бұрын
@@kaityhan996 It's like the great theme songs of the 60s -- Green Acres, Gilligan's Island -- that explain the whole plot.
@marcguerra1854
@marcguerra1854 3 жыл бұрын
What blows my mind is the lead character, Daniel Bernhardt, trained Bob Odenkirk to prepare for the movie Nobody
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
Was also in the Matrix, John Wick, Mortal Kombat, Atomic Blonde and Logan, to name a few... He's one of the hardest working stunt choreographers in the business.
@jonathanlayne-gordon9007
@jonathanlayne-gordon9007 2 жыл бұрын
Holy Crap! He's one of the bus thugs in Bob Odenkirk's Nobody! He's Bob's lead trainer and he's handsome as hell!
@supermariofan03
@supermariofan03 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but that fight scene in Nobody was fake. How does he punch Bernhardt yet his shirt is still on him?
@jean-paulaudette9246
@jean-paulaudette9246 Жыл бұрын
@@supermariofan03 WHAT! Surely you don't mean to imply that filmmakers might sacrifice pure accuracy for a spectacle! No one could be so underhanded.
@fkrkf
@fkrkf Жыл бұрын
@@jean-paulaudette9246 lol
@lauramaue
@lauramaue 3 жыл бұрын
Just realized "box wranglers" is an actual job listed in the credits. Amazing.
@dustyhurd424
@dustyhurd424 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for pointing this out! I guess all those empty boxes ain't gonna stack themselves. LOL
@spuriouslathos2518
@spuriouslathos2518 9 күн бұрын
*"I'm getting my own credit."* Jason the intern who had to keep stacking boxes between takes
@parsonkyle9257
@parsonkyle9257 8 ай бұрын
"Glad the dinosaur got the kid, really distracted him." 😂
@torgostheme
@torgostheme 10 жыл бұрын
"So this isn't a future...and it isn't a war."
@travisdelee8647
@travisdelee8647 4 жыл бұрын
Loved you in "Manos" Torgo! Well, the mstk version.
@stormthrush37
@stormthrush37 3 жыл бұрын
"...but, y'know, I'm really not one to be picky."
@williamreynolds2599
@williamreynolds2599 2 жыл бұрын
It's just a typical b-movie
@grilledsleaze
@grilledsleaze 2 жыл бұрын
Top notch username, the master likes you 🤲
@EdrickBluebeard
@EdrickBluebeard Жыл бұрын
"I'm a tool," is the most accurate thing said in this movie.
@Azmina_the_warlock
@Azmina_the_warlock 11 жыл бұрын
"Is he talking about a wahrwilf?" LOL throwback to Werewolf! XD
@dccloyd
@dccloyd 3 жыл бұрын
With all the people in cars driving around in the background just living their lives, this future war seems to be something that is only disrupting like 10 people.
@brian-vz5hz
@brian-vz5hz Жыл бұрын
So bad! I love the fact they just leave the kid after the dinos bust into the house. I don't even think the kid is mentioned again lol.
@brianschroeder2292
@brianschroeder2292 Жыл бұрын
Haha. The kid. What happened to him?? That's big question!! Lol
@tranzco1173
@tranzco1173 9 ай бұрын
They are all driving around the Ukraine still. In Future Wars people need to get to work and live their lives.
@mariakelly90210
@mariakelly90210 8 ай бұрын
​@@tranzco1173They are also still driving around Gaza and Israel.
@aarondavis8943
@aarondavis8943 8 ай бұрын
It's normal life but with dinosaurs.
@sapphire19885
@sapphire19885 2 жыл бұрын
This episode is straight gold all the way through. "Jean Claude Gosh Darn" and "halfway house for huge guys" are both in my top 5 favorite MST3K lines in existence.
@delius1967
@delius1967 2 жыл бұрын
"According to the bells, it's 97 o'clock"
@peterschultz354
@peterschultz354 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta go with Crow and "the meatloaf" at 36:18
@waynehand4600
@waynehand4600 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t had Hardee’s in an hour
@sapphire19885
@sapphire19885 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterschultz354 omg somehow I've never noticed that before in the 153860 times I've watched this 😆
@sapphire19885
@sapphire19885 2 жыл бұрын
@@waynehand4600 classic
@OzymandiasWasRight
@OzymandiasWasRight 2 жыл бұрын
"I've got a brilliant idea for a movie! Think Terminator 2 meets Jurassic Park!" "Hmm. Tell me more." "Actually that's pretty much it."
@BendingInTheWind
@BendingInTheWind 4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, they got Time Cop meets Carnosaur.
@borntogazeintonightskies
@borntogazeintonightskies 3 ай бұрын
*Future War* Based on a random thought by some guy.
@nobodyyouknow4379
@nobodyyouknow4379 3 ай бұрын
​@@BendingInTheWind Perfectly said!! LOL!
@ImpetuouslyInsane
@ImpetuouslyInsane 13 күн бұрын
@@BendingInTheWind I hate the fact that's accurate.
@purplegreenredyellow
@purplegreenredyellow 8 жыл бұрын
I like how dinosaurs could actually 'sneak up' on people.
@13lood13ath
@13lood13ath 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh no! Before it was a Milky Way, now it's a Snickers. Make it stop, make it stop!"
@hisdukeness3037
@hisdukeness3037 7 жыл бұрын
13lood13ath that scene induced a flashback for me
@oldfan1963
@oldfan1963 6 жыл бұрын
"KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES!"
@Sitharos
@Sitharos 6 жыл бұрын
“Battle of the Guys Who Peaked in High School” lolz!!!
@antoniopop6524
@antoniopop6524 3 жыл бұрын
The riff that got me hooked on MST3k was "Oh so suddenly he's mister flashlight."
@patrickwheeler7540
@patrickwheeler7540 Жыл бұрын
starting @ 40:11 while the confused nun's interior narrative states that she has a past that she's not proud of, Crow chimes in "...that's why I kept a scrapbook" is hilarious
@dawood121derful
@dawood121derful 5 жыл бұрын
It’s amazing how far $923.47 can go to produce a movie.
@johnbyrd7400
@johnbyrd7400 Жыл бұрын
And to think, that was after a 10 percent mark up and taxes.
@HighAsHeckPriestess
@HighAsHeckPriestess Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@brianschroeder2292
@brianschroeder2292 Жыл бұрын
That would explain all the boxes. Just amazing for 1000 bucks 😎🎉🎉
@TheKrensada
@TheKrensada Жыл бұрын
And it still managed to not make a profit.
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 7 ай бұрын
55:40 - the crew being laid off
@Nickel_The_Wise
@Nickel_The_Wise 3 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen... *FRED BURROUGHS!!*
@MWDFrancis
@MWDFrancis 7 жыл бұрын
MST3K has done this film a service - it had no value in modern culture until they recycled it as a comedy. Freakin' love this show!
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
Other than being one of the first films of a Hollywood stunt legend, Daniel Bernhardt. Look up his filmography, it's quite impressive.
@michaelpessin7233
@michaelpessin7233 Жыл бұрын
Double check ! ! & after MST3K re-released with comedic mutterings and shorts with robots 🤖 its now one of funniest things since - just don't know when
@joebarnin
@joebarnin 4 жыл бұрын
"Look, when we met, you were hiding from a pimp, you just did a month in the joint, you were suicidal and addicted." And you threw it all away!
@jeremyleveille1532
@jeremyleveille1532 4 жыл бұрын
Great line and Crow's delivery was on point too
@zombie..
@zombie.. 3 жыл бұрын
That line gets me *every* time Crow was always my favorite!
@maxtew6521
@maxtew6521 3 жыл бұрын
I love when you read a comment just as the line is being read in the movie. That just happened to me. Special feeling.
@linksbetweendrinks7032
@linksbetweendrinks7032 Жыл бұрын
In huge guy's defense, Anne did seem to need her backstory told to her, as she obviously can't remember it accurately herself.
@artaylor8920
@artaylor8920 7 жыл бұрын
"Tusk!" Love a good Fleetwood Mac reference.
@dndboy13
@dndboy13 7 жыл бұрын
i read somewhere the art director for FUTUREWAR thought MST was too lenient on the movie.
@artificialdumbness9118
@artificialdumbness9118 4 жыл бұрын
read it just now - forget where it was
@SomeKindaSpy
@SomeKindaSpy 4 жыл бұрын
wow that's amazing lol
@Tadesan
@Tadesan 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@MercenaryX21
@MercenaryX21 2 жыл бұрын
@Adam V I know, was this guy doing it probono or what?
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
@Adam V as in 'the guy they sent to get all the cardboard boxes'.
@haberk12
@haberk12 12 жыл бұрын
"He's boxed in!" "Yeah, well I'm card BORED." Ha ha!
@Sjohnson1217
@Sjohnson1217 2 жыл бұрын
“Arby’s employee chapel” 😆😆😆
@debb8321
@debb8321 6 жыл бұрын
"Now introducing new, faster seconds!"
@ramonosuke
@ramonosuke 3 жыл бұрын
"Maybe this is an anthology of short, plotlesss movies"
@ivorbiggun710
@ivorbiggun710 4 жыл бұрын
It can't be easy to make a film worse than Space Mutiny but the producers of this effort managed it and, thus, are clearly geniuses.
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 7 ай бұрын
😅
@dougjb7848
@dougjb7848 6 ай бұрын
Take a chair.
@TapiocaTwoStep
@TapiocaTwoStep 3 жыл бұрын
The church fight at the end is golden. “The Lutherans build a cyborg!” 😂🤣
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 2 жыл бұрын
(smashes through wall) IT'S SUPER POPE!
@christianorr1059
@christianorr1059 2 жыл бұрын
Instant classic!
@alexiaNBC
@alexiaNBC 2 жыл бұрын
"My shirt was knocked off! It was knocked off! I swear!"
@greyfox280
@greyfox280 Жыл бұрын
Liberation theology versus Opus Dei!
@bianardo6552
@bianardo6552 Жыл бұрын
It's even better since immediately before he blew up a statue of Mary
@holographictacosalad
@holographictacosalad 8 жыл бұрын
Gypsy singing AC/DC cracks me up every time.
@NickC979
@NickC979 10 жыл бұрын
"He's boxed in." "Yeah, well I'm card-bored."
@terrystokes7893
@terrystokes7893 5 жыл бұрын
Shut up you two😂
@Axolotl_Mischief
@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact - the space dude, aka 'the runaway', is Daniel Bernhardt, one of Hollywood's hardest working stunt choreographers, with many, many roles from an agent in the Matrix, to John Wick, Logan, Mortal Kombat, Atomic Blonde and beyond. Guy has had an impressive career.
@jayjaybee
@jayjaybee Жыл бұрын
I don't know why but learning this really makes me happy. Thanks.
@heralds
@heralds Жыл бұрын
he's also in Santa's Summer Home, done by rifftrax
@michaelgryboski1
@michaelgryboski1 Жыл бұрын
He also had a small role in Red Notice, where he gets to beat up The Rock in a Russian prison.
@mmusgrove
@mmusgrove Жыл бұрын
I think you mean the guy had a career. Impressive? That's subjective.
@heralds
@heralds Жыл бұрын
@@mmusgrove he's in literally multiple iconic movies and is one of the most well known stunt actors in hollywood, despite starring in Santa's Summer Home. i think that's impressive, like starting with your legs broken in a race
@-cosmicrogue-
@-cosmicrogue- 9 жыл бұрын
"This is worse than I thought. There's no butter in my coffee."
@Olinlb
@Olinlb 3 жыл бұрын
What happened? We were batter dipping! 😂😂😂 Love servo!
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
@Pocketrocket-pj1us 11 ай бұрын
I love the meta(ish) moment, during the closing credits. Mike's doing his unfunny shadow puppets and Bill says, "Is this because Joel stopped by recently?" Not long after, you have the Servo line, about having dozens of himself, which pays off in a future episode. It's ridiculously fun writing. With perhapps a pinch of truth. Wonderfull!! Cheers from Canada
@julielaughs14
@julielaughs14 2 жыл бұрын
36:46 "Hey, it's a full aspirin out tonight." Man, that got me.
@janetwallace9264
@janetwallace9264 6 ай бұрын
Ah, Future War! A movie about no future or any war whatsoever. Between this and Space Mutiny, there is at least a mutiny going on the latter. Featuring lots of boxes, Jean Cloud Gosh Darn, a spaceship with no astronauts, explosive cutesaurs, a nun, a Randy Johnson cyborg, battle of the guys who peaked in high school, forced perspective on Carnosaur models, a random soccer scene and a final battle at the church, this movie proves to be as exciting and fun as a cardboard box. In other words, we've got another amazing riff brought to you by MST3K, have a nice day!
@CalrissianSteele
@CalrissianSteele 5 жыл бұрын
I love the production's absolute lack of effort on the "news crew".
@mtb5431
@mtb5431 3 жыл бұрын
And how Mike and the bots start snickering when he begins his report 😂😂😂
@TheStapleGunKid
@TheStapleGunKid 2 жыл бұрын
They put even less effort into their "police department". Like how one guy is supposed to be a cop just because he has a hat that says police on it.
@ChimpFromSpace
@ChimpFromSpace 5 жыл бұрын
The classic "box warehouse" scene is a work of cinematic art. The pinnacle of action!
@AJF786
@AJF786 9 жыл бұрын
I like how they dig the tracking device out of his spine right then and there in the office.
@Theworrierofages
@Theworrierofages 11 жыл бұрын
This has become my favourite show to watch late at night.
@HylianFox3
@HylianFox3 5 жыл бұрын
It really undercuts the menace of your cyborg when you give him a huge mustache and whirring noises
@2minello
@2minello 4 жыл бұрын
The writing with this team was the navy seals of comedy
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 8 жыл бұрын
So....this is where Jurassic World got the idea for training raptors to become "dinosaur trackers."
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 8 жыл бұрын
+Tigerman1138 And this is about as good a movie as Jurassic World
@Tigerman1138
@Tigerman1138 8 жыл бұрын
Ouch! pretty mean rating.
@entrelecieletlenfer5673
@entrelecieletlenfer5673 8 жыл бұрын
+Tareltonlives Honestly, this movie seem way, WAY better than Jurassic World. And it have Daniel Bernhardt!
@Tareltonlives
@Tareltonlives 8 жыл бұрын
It IS better than Jurassic World. Replace Chris Pratt with Daniel Bernhardt and he kicks the fakeosaurus!
@entrelecieletlenfer5673
@entrelecieletlenfer5673 8 жыл бұрын
+Tareltonlives If Daniel Bernhardt was in Jurassic World, the movie would have lasted 20 minutes: he defeated Noob and John Wick, a shitty dinosaur stand no chance against the GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER! Also, Daniel Bernhardt need to be in way more movies, I really like the guy: he has charisma and know how to fight!
@turkeyvolumeguesingman58
@turkeyvolumeguesingman58 11 жыл бұрын
Sorry I'm late, my sleeves fell off...
@OmegaPC777
@OmegaPC777 4 жыл бұрын
"Patrick, wait! Come back and be in the movie!"
@TheKingFriday
@TheKingFriday 12 жыл бұрын
OH!!! "Casablanca! Could you dopple me into that Mike?" From my fav Mst3k, "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" !
@StantonKennedy
@StantonKennedy Жыл бұрын
Fred Burroughs is more elusive than Robert Denby.
@nicholasdupont2468
@nicholasdupont2468 Ай бұрын
Impossible. 😂
@twizz420
@twizz420 5 жыл бұрын
This is definitely in the top 5 best episodes of MST
@streetsmart1164
@streetsmart1164 6 жыл бұрын
"Thank you for not Killing me"! They should make a Hallmark card for that.
@troywright359
@troywright359 2 жыл бұрын
"Something wrong with your throat! is that it? is that it?" No, just chokin ya
@whitehuayra
@whitehuayra 10 жыл бұрын
oh man that intro gets me every time. "..in various ages, shapes,... sizes, and it's masters" ???
@jeste4187
@jeste4187 8 жыл бұрын
"You're bringing a lot of money into the convent"
@victuss1413
@victuss1413 7 жыл бұрын
put the beer in the fridge lannic city...i'm going to the beer beach in the fridge
@CaptainPancakes
@CaptainPancakes 8 жыл бұрын
"Glad the dinosaur got the kid. Really distracted him."
@mesousagaby740
@mesousagaby740 3 жыл бұрын
I just NOW noticed that the main star of this is SIRO, THE GREATEST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER. And his career has gotten better, so good for Bernhardt.
@limalepakko6074
@limalepakko6074 Жыл бұрын
Hey, he learned his lesson
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 9 ай бұрын
That's it! They kill one, we kill one.
@mesousagaby740
@mesousagaby740 9 ай бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
@SkipperMarch
@SkipperMarch 8 ай бұрын
He's in the Matrix trilogy. He plays an Agent in one or two of the goofy ones.
@ptupper72
@ptupper72 10 жыл бұрын
Bible-quoting kickboxer from outer space fights forced-perspective exploding dinosaurs and low-rent terminators to save hooker/drug dealer/apprentice nun.
@microbial2007
@microbial2007 7 жыл бұрын
That sounds like an idea someone on Meth would create.
@davemarx7856
@davemarx7856 6 жыл бұрын
While police prove incompetent and gang members prove altruistic.
@MythicSuns
@MythicSuns 5 жыл бұрын
featuring some random fat guys the staff just pulled in from outside the studio
@questionablehumor2800
@questionablehumor2800 5 жыл бұрын
tsk!.. spoilers!
@benrichardson5662
@benrichardson5662 5 жыл бұрын
They should put this on the back of the DVD boxed set.
@TheBabonnie
@TheBabonnie 3 жыл бұрын
“I’ll hit you so hard with this, you’ll go flying that way”
@StellarMarvel
@StellarMarvel 8 жыл бұрын
" German, Dutch huh? " yeah that makes perfect sense. Asking him in English if he speaks German or dutch... this movie just doesn't stop
@heatherstarling1653
@heatherstarling1653 3 жыл бұрын
“This is a case where a parent should have crushed a child’s dream of becoming a film maker.” 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Truth
@MsGrapeNehi
@MsGrapeNehi 8 жыл бұрын
"DAMN BUMPUS'S DINOSAURS!" Choked on a Kettle chip. Thanks a lot, Servo.
@chosentonessournotes
@chosentonessournotes 3 жыл бұрын
Such a beautiful reference!
@myyellowsub1
@myyellowsub1 2 жыл бұрын
I do not get the reference.
@carlabamford9154
@carlabamford9154 4 ай бұрын
From "A Christmas Story" ( except with dinosaurs instead of dogs)
@KingSnarf
@KingSnarf 12 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "A tool." Truer words were never spoken.
@drewgehringer7813
@drewgehringer7813 5 жыл бұрын
amazing that in 2019 a Diane Feinstien joke is still kind of a topical reference.
@RequiredFields
@RequiredFields 5 жыл бұрын
This episode aired in 1999.
@sleepyhollow783
@sleepyhollow783 3 жыл бұрын
MST3K is next to timeless. Nevertheless , it tells one how long those politicians remain in office. Decades. Then suddenly, this election, they suddenly have all the answers. Walk Away.
@LucilleBrawl17
@LucilleBrawl17 3 жыл бұрын
@@sleepyhollow783 Exactly.
@PersephoneRising333
@PersephoneRising333 9 ай бұрын
And still topical now since she just died two days ago.. I happened to watch this episode, and they mention her 🤔
@BrutalDeath007
@BrutalDeath007 7 жыл бұрын
I love how the cardboard boxes are apparently full of car accidents
@Azmina_the_warlock
@Azmina_the_warlock 11 жыл бұрын
"I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way..." Best riff ever.
@Azmina_the_warlock
@Azmina_the_warlock 6 жыл бұрын
I like finding my comments from years back ☺
@MisterAutist
@MisterAutist 5 ай бұрын
I just came across that part, that was an awesome riff.
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 5 жыл бұрын
This movie is so mid 90's i began to mourn the death of Kurt Cobain all over again
@sporedoutofmymind
@sporedoutofmymind 3 жыл бұрын
Still blows my mind that Jean Claude Gosh Darn had a part in the Matrix
@ramonosuke
@ramonosuke 2 жыл бұрын
And John Wick as well :)
@PatTheBatmanFan
@PatTheBatmanFan Жыл бұрын
And “Santa’s Summer House”
@02hurst
@02hurst 10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that the nun's "troubled past" story changes from scene to scene? First the kid was killed by a guy hopped up on drugs the nun sold him, then when she tells the story again, the kid overdosed on drugs the nun gave her. Or maybe she just indirectly killed several "smart, tough" girls before deciding to turn her life around?
@kiraina25
@kiraina25 10 жыл бұрын
Or maybe it's like the Joker's backstory in The Dark Knight.
@whitehuayra
@whitehuayra 10 жыл бұрын
kiraina25 I think he just told different made up back stories to screw with peoples heads... but it could be bad screen writing. just seemed like the first to me as it is the joker.
@jonathanwashington6083
@jonathanwashington6083 10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I thought I was the only one who noticed that.
@bloodystarcthulhu
@bloodystarcthulhu 9 жыл бұрын
It's the bad everything that goes along with being a D level movie.
@fourcrippledhorses
@fourcrippledhorses 9 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the first few are freebies...
@DAIadvisor
@DAIadvisor 12 жыл бұрын
He's BOXED IN! And I am CARD-BORED. I laughed so hard when I heard that one. :)
@torgostheme
@torgostheme 10 жыл бұрын
"We call it...a corn" is a great opening riff.
@remixchild
@remixchild 5 жыл бұрын
rip Robert Z'Dar (1950-2015)
@epocheon2901
@epocheon2901 4 жыл бұрын
His train wreck plastic surgery face lives on as a lesson to us all.
@sgtbaker2072
@sgtbaker2072 4 жыл бұрын
He asked to be buried with all of his acorns.
@gaboon7777
@gaboon7777 4 жыл бұрын
Live Free or Die Z'Dar
@stormthrush37
@stormthrush37 3 жыл бұрын
Z'Dar? Z'no!!!
@obesetoussaint6283
@obesetoussaint6283 7 жыл бұрын
56:03 "Ladies and gentlemen...FRED BURROUGHS!!!!!!"
@microbial2007
@microbial2007 7 жыл бұрын
FRED BURROUGHS.....HELP ME! From this movie!!!!!
@Null_Glow
@Null_Glow 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@vonzigle
@vonzigle 7 жыл бұрын
"She's wearing a maternity habit!" ROFL
@N0rion
@N0rion 9 жыл бұрын
It's like they mixed "Terminator" with "Jurassic Park", and then gave it the production value left over from "Robowar".
@julietfischer5056
@julietfischer5056 9 жыл бұрын
lostonthewayhere - Who taught him how to fight, and why?
@microbial2007
@microbial2007 7 жыл бұрын
A kung-fu alien, perhaps.
@microbial2007
@microbial2007 7 жыл бұрын
When you mix "Terminator", "Jurassic Park", and any Van Damme movie post-1995 with the film quality of a high school film project you'll get SHIT so awful its makes Uwe Boll, Ed Wood, and Coleman Francis appear like Martin Scorcese, Steven Spielberg, and James Cameron!
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 7 жыл бұрын
Snap. Crackle. Pop.
@thiefofa1073
@thiefofa1073 6 жыл бұрын
Definitely a contender for my Top 10 MST3K list.
@jennifermc809
@jennifermc809 7 жыл бұрын
LMAO LMAO Servo at 19:59 "My trained wiener will finish you off!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jennifermc809
@jennifermc809 7 жыл бұрын
I've just added this episode to my top 4 mst3k Color episodes. Mike and Bots are hilarious!
@ValkyrieBane
@ValkyrieBane 12 жыл бұрын
The best line of all time: "He's BOXED in." Thank you, Crow T. Robot. You have made my life.
@sumthingwikked4257
@sumthingwikked4257 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, well I'm card-bored.
@davisphillips993
@davisphillips993 2 жыл бұрын
Shut up, you two
@justincicconi759
@justincicconi759 Жыл бұрын
“Just call me Bruce Boxliker.”
@joecogz369
@joecogz369 8 жыл бұрын
jean claude gosh darn
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 4 жыл бұрын
No, no, np... Jean Claude gosh Damme
@Kinnakeeter
@Kinnakeeter 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Jean Claude Van Damme, I always say that.
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 жыл бұрын
“Am I Ving Rhames, I can’t remember”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 жыл бұрын
“Oh, Z’ no”
@kellyweingart3692
@kellyweingart3692 3 жыл бұрын
“Z’ don’t”
@christianorr1059
@christianorr1059 2 жыл бұрын
"It's Liberation Theology vs. Opus Dei! Priceless.
@franhinkle6329
@franhinkle6329 5 жыл бұрын
LMFAO @"I'll hit you so hard with this, you'll go flying that way" dammit Crow! Choked on my morning oatmeal. Ah yes, MST3K: The perfect way to start your day.
@KevinWR
@KevinWR 11 жыл бұрын
This is one of my all-time favorite episodes.
@winonafrog
@winonafrog 7 ай бұрын
Same I dont know why I cant stop giggling
@andrewrankin7362
@andrewrankin7362 7 жыл бұрын
JERRY NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He was three days away from retirement!
@BloodoperaBlackvomit
@BloodoperaBlackvomit 4 жыл бұрын
One of those BEST OF episodes. This one has everything. Season 10 is just a beauty.
@steveharvey2102
@steveharvey2102 Жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Maybe best ever. The one Blemish, and only episode I have never been able to finish, Hamlet I'm off to try and get through it, for the 5th time. Please wish me luck :)
@iknowuare4716
@iknowuare4716 Жыл бұрын
So TRUE😊
@qrashandburn
@qrashandburn 11 ай бұрын
@@steveharvey2102 ooh, I actually love Hamlet and don’t even think it’s that terrible of an adaptation. Probably from watching too many high school productions of it.
@RanMouri82
@RanMouri82 2 жыл бұрын
"The world's most put-upon nun."
@Phished123
@Phished123 10 жыл бұрын
"Hey look! Casablanca! could you dopple me into that, Mike?" always a sucker for when they reference other eps.
@InstazomeASMR
@InstazomeASMR Жыл бұрын
"werewolf?"
@FanBritLit
@FanBritLit 7 жыл бұрын
'Yo. Let's collect wildflowers.'
@harkabir
@harkabir 3 жыл бұрын
"There's an injured man out in the car." " I'll loan him some flesh."
@Ozterkvlt
@Ozterkvlt 7 жыл бұрын
i have a feeling more people have seen the MST3K version than the actual movie
@microbial2007
@microbial2007 7 жыл бұрын
What? Are you saying that the acutal movie is better? With all of its ginormous plot holes, acting so wooden it could be mistaken for a lumberyard? That movie. To watch this unriffed by Mike and the Mst3k crew would be suicidal.
@eviljoel
@eviljoel 6 жыл бұрын
He didn't say any of that.
@troywright359
@troywright359 5 жыл бұрын
@@eviljoel this was released in cinemas?
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 4 жыл бұрын
@@troywright359 and what was the budget on this tripe? And what was the takings?
@MrRyan-wu4jx
@MrRyan-wu4jx 4 жыл бұрын
That’s probably actually the case with almost every movie they’ve ever done.
@SNESdrunk
@SNESdrunk 4 жыл бұрын
I love the thumbnail that was chosen for this video, it's some chump with a $40 suit from Men's Warehouse off the rack
@mayorenstein5316
@mayorenstein5316 4 жыл бұрын
I see you love mst3k as well. Love your vids by the way.
@impendingrevile456
@impendingrevile456 3 жыл бұрын
@@mayorenstein5316 they are really trying to stop my comments. I hope you are not supporting the channel if he can't even thumb up your comment. 👎SNNNESC U N T 👎
@angelmiller3331
@angelmiller3331 3 жыл бұрын
You are seriously overestimating the price of that suit.
@internziko
@internziko 3 жыл бұрын
Hey SNES! fancy seeing you here! :)
@spoonyg419
@spoonyg419 3 жыл бұрын
Great videos SNES! MST3K and video games can get us through anythinggggggggggggg
@thatroonstboi6231
@thatroonstboi6231 2 жыл бұрын
Future waxxxxxx!
@streetsmart1164
@streetsmart1164 3 жыл бұрын
"you were hiding from a pimp, you just did a month in the joint, you were suicidal and addicted" (And Ya, Threw It All Away !)
@MissesD123
@MissesD123 12 жыл бұрын
This show makes me feel empowered. Now I know that someday I too can grow up to become a female mad scientist and raise - then later kill - my own son while managing to torture a grown man and two robots. THANK YOU PEARL!!!
@cliffbooth1029
@cliffbooth1029 3 жыл бұрын
Missed Trace and Frank so much during the 90s ... She’s annoying
@heatherstarling1653
@heatherstarling1653 3 жыл бұрын
Pearl is my soul sister 😆
@pigmentpeddler5811
@pigmentpeddler5811 3 жыл бұрын
@@cliffbooth1029 I think she does a perfect job of being annoying, I love to hate her haha
@halfling49
@halfling49 2 жыл бұрын
@@pigmentpeddler5811 God, when Mary Jo's character appeared in Season 6 you can *almost* feel sorry for Dr Forrester
@trevormoses5061
@trevormoses5061 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@jacksonia7724
@jacksonia7724 7 ай бұрын
My personal fave episode! The jokes are so fucking funny 😂😂😂
@bigmike4758
@bigmike4758 3 жыл бұрын
The actor that plays The Runaway appeared in Birds of Prey, and has a lengthy filmography that includes many Hollywood A-movies.
@whitnikent5584
@whitnikent5584 2 жыл бұрын
"What other random things can I say? Lamp? Elephants in the street?"
@xxJacket23xx
@xxJacket23xx 9 жыл бұрын
One of my earliest memories as a child, "Aaaagh! I've been stabbed by a pencil." Been looking for this episode ever since.
@MarioWendorf
@MarioWendorf 9 жыл бұрын
I feel ya, I've been yelling "killed by a pencil!" For ages now, especially online games with knives
@Kenko706
@Kenko706 6 жыл бұрын
In grade school, that was my weapon of choice. I was feared, mightily.
@jacknapier8201
@jacknapier8201 4 жыл бұрын
Weirdly prophetic as the main guy in this died to John Wick
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 4 жыл бұрын
I tried killing someone with a forklift but it was too slow.
@shelbythomas
@shelbythomas 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kenko706 But is not the pen mightier?
@bwc3821
@bwc3821 10 жыл бұрын
"I gotta go manage a Denny's..."
@daniellenoble4705
@daniellenoble4705 3 жыл бұрын
She teaches him how to communicate two words, "Yes" and "No." Her very next question is "Where are you from?" Huh???? 33:51
@knownfact4905
@knownfact4905 11 ай бұрын
I've had several women ask "What planet are you from?"
@ragohwhiteclaw7462
@ragohwhiteclaw7462 8 ай бұрын
"She's wearing a maternity habit!" Probably my favorite joke so far XD
@MutantSentry
@MutantSentry 8 жыл бұрын
Establish a method to ask yes and no questions. First questions: "Where are you from?"
@troywright359
@troywright359 5 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@John-jl4dl
@John-jl4dl 4 жыл бұрын
@@troywright359 I predicted that that would be the first reply.
@impendingrevile456
@impendingrevile456 4 жыл бұрын
This comment needs more love
@shelbythomas
@shelbythomas 3 жыл бұрын
@@impendingrevile456 This comment should be shot
@redsxncubs23
@redsxncubs23 5 жыл бұрын
"Okay my theory is the director shot the entire movie without looking at it"
@shanlange6331
@shanlange6331 4 жыл бұрын
Wiwi Jumbo ....oh...THATS it!!!! Vision, or lack of.
@kurtwagner1915
@kurtwagner1915 2 жыл бұрын
You've had that job before. Get paid. Get out.
@MutantSentry
@MutantSentry 8 жыл бұрын
This movie mocks itself, even the hero calls himself a tool
@mayhaps1
@mayhaps1 7 жыл бұрын
"i'm a boxwrench"
@Crrrow
@Crrrow 6 жыл бұрын
"Call me snap on"
@dougjb7848
@dougjb7848 4 жыл бұрын
@MutantSentry He’s a Craftyman.
@christopherkane2708
@christopherkane2708 6 жыл бұрын
Nice call back to "Overdrawn at The Memory Bank" at 1:10:05
@TheTeufelhunden68
@TheTeufelhunden68 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the budget for this movie... All those boxes...
@spuriouslathos2518
@spuriouslathos2518 4 жыл бұрын
They must've raided dozens of dumpsters to get that many leftover boxes!
@gorillaau
@gorillaau 3 жыл бұрын
They hired a box factory for a week.
@LeortisBooks
@LeortisBooks 3 жыл бұрын
Those don’t come cheap, you know
@justinmccurry9633
@justinmccurry9633 3 жыл бұрын
At least 2 maybe 300 bucks
@ninakarvonen3436
@ninakarvonen3436 3 жыл бұрын
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