How To Open Every Shellfish | Method Mastery | Epicurious
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Күн бұрынSharpen your tools and come to attention because class is in session! Join Mike Cruz, manager of Greenpoint Fish & Lobster Wholesale, as he details the best methods for cracking open and cleaning just about every variety of shellfish you might encounter in the kitchen. Not every crustacean and bivalve plays by the same rules, and learning the proper technique can elevate your seafood game to the next level. So, if you're ready to get cracking, Mike has you covered and then some.
00:00 Intro
00:53 Blue Crab
02:57 Soft-Shell Crab
03:49 Dungeness Crab
07:37 Maine Lobster
09:25 Cooked Maine Lobster
12:12 Crawfish
13:17 Langostino
14:22 American White Shrimp
15:14 Prawn
16:50 Sea Scallop
18:10 Duxbury Oyster
19:48 Baywater Sweet
21:08 PEI Mussel
22:06 Hard-Shell Clams
23:28 Soft-Shell Clam
25:02 Razor Clam
26:35 Geoduck
29:26 Cockle
30:08 Abalone
31:20 Conch
32:46 West Coast Sea Urchin
35:31 East Coast Sea Urchin
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@deusvult9362 4 жыл бұрын
Brain: Learn to open shellfish Me: Why? Brain: You gotta
@daisymay6505 4 жыл бұрын
I honestly find this so satisfying and relaxing lol 😌🤔😂
@fake_nok 4 жыл бұрын
*y o u m u s t*
@sajche. 4 жыл бұрын
@@daisymay6505 me too lol
@icronixi8063 4 жыл бұрын
I had to ask Google what a shellfish was...
@y7952 4 жыл бұрын
Icronixi r u fr?
@alecwhatshisname5170 4 жыл бұрын
One brain cell: you've never eaten crab, or lobster. You don't like cooking. You don't like touching raw meat. Other brain cell: They got every type?
@jesshavok1015 4 жыл бұрын
THIS! -But I have had lobster once. Looks gross, tastes amazing. Like a firm in texture strong flavored fish with butter sauce.
@Noah-rd8xe 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@stupidboy9944 4 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked
@Jim-vg3vb 4 жыл бұрын
Lobster/crab is common where I live have had it a lot
@davidwade3281 4 жыл бұрын
In vegetarian I don’t eat seafood either cuz it makes me nauseous and I lov animals and don’t wanna eat thrm
@kai.-.299 Жыл бұрын
sleep? no watching a 30 minute video of a random man open every shellfish? Y E S
@tasiepolegaming100yearsago3 Жыл бұрын
So true 😸
@shadowwarriorshockwave3281 Жыл бұрын
Accuracy 100
@julianhering4194 Жыл бұрын
Who Just Said my name
@xenojiiva4432 Жыл бұрын
@@julianhering4194 ???
@julianhering4194 Жыл бұрын
@@xenojiiva4432 what?
@yandenjav9774 Жыл бұрын
Years of evolution for humanity... Only for us to watch a handsome man become the most feared man across the seas
@brothernicole3112 Жыл бұрын
йуандэн джав
@Weatherbg11 Жыл бұрын
"become the most feared man across the seas" XD
@Unstable_Macaroni Жыл бұрын
Legend speaks of the great shell whisperer… wait i read that wrong it’s actually shell consumers
@Determinator21 9 ай бұрын
He's not handsome
@yandenjav9774 9 ай бұрын
@@Determinator21 he is handsome, to me and billions of other people. He is very handsome.
@HubbardJROTC 4 жыл бұрын
“Give it a smack, on the fattest part there.” Whatever you say handsome lobster man.
@rendiina 4 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@vanessalillian719 4 жыл бұрын
Fat Taebooty heheh
@katiechambers2287 4 жыл бұрын
Hehe I have a similar comment on the fish one. Great minds think alike 😂
@Hide-xn7yk 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes because this is cursed
@AK-47__. 4 жыл бұрын
Aidens Toy Room nO
@ajdamore94 3 жыл бұрын
Logic really knows his sea creatures
@sexyseal3146 3 жыл бұрын
I really hate how I thought that first thing two
@bananaslip6525 3 жыл бұрын
this is underrated
@noahpaul3261 3 жыл бұрын
Man he needs to release a fish rap album
@NovemberDaigle 3 жыл бұрын
Bobby is that you?
@spasplash156 3 жыл бұрын
Racist
@overtonwindowshopper Жыл бұрын
It’s such a relief to see someone who actually knows how to shuck an oyster. I’ve seen some truly wild techniques in my travels lol (and consumed a lot of shell bits as a result)
@haunteddestiny312 Жыл бұрын
Extra calcium.
@snoote533 Жыл бұрын
@@haunteddestiny312 Exactly as I thought 💀
@gothcsm Жыл бұрын
How did you see people trying to shuck them? Im curious now lmao
@pinkhoodieguy7703 8 ай бұрын
@@gothcsmblunt force trauma
@madammonarch1 2 ай бұрын
do tell! I love hearing weird ways people have opened oysters!
@trainerlsw Жыл бұрын
I wasn’t expecting that finisher on the lobster.
@KraidTheSpacePirate Жыл бұрын
Mortal epicurious
@kerbaltubehd5737 Жыл бұрын
Doom glory kill
@flannelpillowcase6475 10 ай бұрын
public execution
@siuuuuuuu4454 Ай бұрын
Lobster stood no chance
@m0th.lxvrrr 3 жыл бұрын
Him: *Assassinating a lobster* The music: *Let's get funky*
@Mr._funny2006 3 жыл бұрын
He also killed a scallop
@swayzeetheking 3 жыл бұрын
Begone gacha channel
@samfriendsyt1353 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@swayzeetheking 3 жыл бұрын
@@swagman_2226 begone small infant
@Lemon-kd4gk 3 жыл бұрын
I was smiling after he killed it
@kristijanoros7208 4 жыл бұрын
Shellfish: NOO! YOU CANT JUST EAT US! WE EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BE HARD TO EAT! Humans: haha shell go slurp slurp
@henrymunafo8207 4 жыл бұрын
We are gods of our environment, sucks for them they shoulda adapted quicker. Yum.
@PieIsGud2808 4 жыл бұрын
Mmmm, crack crack slurp slurp *yüm*
@kolorless-cat 4 жыл бұрын
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars
@PieIsGud2808 4 жыл бұрын
Humans: haha mars water go sploosh sploosh
@kristijanoros7208 4 жыл бұрын
@@PieIsGud2808 i think it's more like: haha big gun go pew pew
@kimia1664 11 ай бұрын
It's crazy to me how these animals developed defense tactics, quills, and hard shells to protect themselves, and with very little meat inside they're obviously designed not to be eaten and humans are still like 🤤🤤🤤😁
@frisky_dart7273 10 ай бұрын
People have been eating shellfish since they were cavemen. Go back to school please
@kimia1664 10 ай бұрын
@@frisky_dart7273 I didn't say the opposite of that. Read your own reply again.
@jesseyu69420 10 ай бұрын
@@frisky_dart7273 I think you might need to go back to English class
@mariscostumes3815 8 ай бұрын
I mean obviously they're not designed to be eaten they're prey animals, they kinda do that for that reason 😂 But I get what your saying
@ultranecrozma7449 Ай бұрын
If they didn’t want to be eaten then they shouldn’t have evolved to be so tasty!
@gothcsm Жыл бұрын
This is like my 10th time coming back to this video for no good reason. It’s just so interesting even though I rarely prepare shellfish for myself unless I go to a boil without things being pre-peeled/prepared.
@lanciilatte2372 Жыл бұрын
SAMEE
@firewolf0065 Жыл бұрын
Same 😂 I think it's my third time watching this for absolutely no reason
@littlerayhayrikugaming5006 5 ай бұрын
Same
@lilysanders7699 5 ай бұрын
Same I don’t even eat seafood, but his voice is so calming and it’s so oddly interesting to watch
@limesquare1093 4 жыл бұрын
my man murdered the lobster then disassembled him like a lego set
@RynoESOX 4 жыл бұрын
Frosty Fries_xx nobody cares
@assass5814 4 жыл бұрын
@@RynoESOX how big are you my friend
@onemanband1961 4 жыл бұрын
@@cr1spy.s0cks92 yeah I felt the same when my grandma brought a live hen to the house and killed it in the backyard
@RynoESOX 4 жыл бұрын
Manifest Evil bigger than you in the right spots
@RynoESOX 4 жыл бұрын
Manifest Evil weeaboo
@schnoz1994 3 жыл бұрын
Instructions not clear, lobster has learned how to hold a knife and is holding me and my family hostage.
@wyntryx7977 3 жыл бұрын
hey bro you good now
@yesofcourse3972 3 жыл бұрын
@@wyntryx7977 i think tables changed, and lobster had a great dinner tonight
@wonderstruck2878 3 жыл бұрын
@@yesofcourse3972 r/cursedcomments
@FunkyLizard_LookatHim 3 жыл бұрын
F
@dcabral2585 3 жыл бұрын
@@Ech01 no
@pedroc.b.3874 Жыл бұрын
I live far away from the ocean, and don't have easy access to most shellfish. Nevertheless, I love watching this. Hands-on education is always interesting to watch.
@sentientfrowner7428 Жыл бұрын
Brooo same I used to live in Japan but then I moved to F#CKING KANSAS. Edit: I like it here tho, I just miss sea food.
@anzu4870 Жыл бұрын
Same, i live in a country where there's no access to sea or ocean, so watching this is satisfying
@kittyprydex 6 ай бұрын
For as much garbage is on YT it's stuff like this that brings me back. I have so much more confidence in my cooking thanks to videos like this.
@petezahutt4859 11 ай бұрын
8:08 “If anything appears to be moving, that’s just freshness!” -Sea Captain
@alvin4781 4 жыл бұрын
This man: "when i prepare shellfish i like to have 3 knives with me" *Proceeds showing the entire arsenal of USA weapons*
@Biohacker777 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr who has blue flashlight in their kitchen
@kurtzcharlatan5368 4 жыл бұрын
@@orbss he has 3 knives
@toastedkidd592 4 жыл бұрын
You might have missed it but he also has weapons of war crimes
@cleetuschan6906 4 жыл бұрын
Toasted Kidd For shellfish >:]
@SynthesisBeats 4 жыл бұрын
Underated comment right here
@hackerhacker-ms2wy 4 жыл бұрын
Shellfish: have evolved to be hard to eat and resilient. Humans: here is how to kill, dissect, and prepare all shellfish for eating.
@mikehazike5040 3 жыл бұрын
Shellfish: *confused blub blub*
@tinkywinky6279 3 жыл бұрын
2020: *shellfish are tired of this so they start skinning and eating humans* “Yummy”
@gab7506 3 жыл бұрын
@@tinkywinky6279 goddammnit july
@dabonkus 3 жыл бұрын
@@tinkywinky6279 july, goddammit!
@FordTraverse 3 жыл бұрын
Hemmar
@bluegoo3159 Жыл бұрын
Omg this is hilarious, we’re like animals literally telling each other these cool tricks we found to help us get to food better. Like we’re just excited to share knowledge as a species and that’s so cute.
@Someone-sq8im 8 ай бұрын
Yeah!
@millianarakuzen 8 ай бұрын
Seems like something an alien would said 🤨
@starly_studios6078 7 ай бұрын
@@millianarakuzen BRO I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMFAO
@glitchy3963 6 ай бұрын
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
@glitchy3963 6 ай бұрын
We are social creatures, like monkeys, dolphins, orcas, etc, so it is quite fun to learn
@taiwandxt6493 Жыл бұрын
In regards to the mustard of the crab, take what he says of "Don't throw it out" with a grain of salt. While it is definitely delicious, depending on where you are and/or what time of year it is, throwing it out and not eating it is actually the better thing to do. The mustard of the crab can contain pollutants which contain toxins which are heat resistant.
@quackman 8 ай бұрын
thanks, I was hoping there'd be more info on what to do with the rest of the mustard.
@BruceAlarie 3 ай бұрын
party pooper
@iseulfailey7628 4 жыл бұрын
quarantine rlly got me falling in love with a man who taught me how to assassinate a lobster
@lycheecream_soda 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll love him foreve
@trackex9783 4 жыл бұрын
I mean its not really an assassination, more like an execution
@sidneyshipp3632 4 жыл бұрын
honestly same
@cyphuss1715 4 жыл бұрын
Robert Schlenzer r/wooooosh you missed the joke
@circle4602 4 жыл бұрын
@@cyphuss1715 r/woooosh you missed the purpose of the subreddit, also stop linking subreddits here
@katierubio7848 3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing too hard at the comments. Everybody is either disturbed, confused or in love with Mr. lobster opener.
@impulse-nati0n114 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂
@naseerwaite333 3 жыл бұрын
💯
@yue4u4 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr #hypnotised
@aldwinh9418 3 жыл бұрын
Comment sections are always rowdy and always has different kinds of characters.
@worldwidephotographystudio4713 3 жыл бұрын
Moan meep
@ivanscottw Жыл бұрын
About oysters : Here in France, we do not keep the initial "juice" (which is essentially sea water or whatever type of water it has spent the few several days or weeks) but we rather discard it. We then lay the oyster flat and a second juice will appear which is much tastier and will also make the oyster meat more firm.
@sentientfrowner7428 Жыл бұрын
So kinda like that ketchup precum?
@ivanscottw Жыл бұрын
@@sentientfrowner7428 you could something like that, yes !
@a-ghost-named-Anna 5 ай бұрын
In Atlantic Canada we always eat our oysters raw, and we *never* get rid of the water. It’s truly the best part.
@SahsosZero 2 ай бұрын
@@sentientfrowner7428 you can say that, but don’t say that ever again.
@ultranecrozma7449 Ай бұрын
@@sentientfrowner7428Are you going to pay for the therapy of everyone who had to read that?
@Shepard_AU 4 ай бұрын
31:57 - “This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we’ll be showing you how to pick a conch.”
@eternalmiasma5586 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: baby, you look tired? What time did you go to bed? Me: mom you don’t understand, you have to pull outwards to get the lobster tail out
@jacksoncasper8428 3 жыл бұрын
Son, why aren’t you asleep? “Dad, the trick is to jam it in the back, and wiggle wiggle wiggle until you get a pop”
@dooper264 3 жыл бұрын
@@jacksoncasper8428 Dad: I know, how else do you think you were born?
@ToxicSkull0 3 жыл бұрын
Grandma: Why are you awake? Me: I know how to crack open shellfish now Grandma: Same
@NathenHodge 3 жыл бұрын
i’m never going to do this but i’m watching lmao
@yrinx 3 жыл бұрын
@@ToxicSkull0 your joke was awful💀😭
@charliesudderth8733 4 жыл бұрын
Family eating their seafood at restaurant: honey what are you doing? Me while pulling a rolling pin out of no where: gotta get the leg meat out dont worry about it
@dailinelily 4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA YES
@andrewperez9284 4 жыл бұрын
Haha best comment here!
@SkarlettesMomma 4 жыл бұрын
Family: what why You: handsome lobster man said so
@knight-ot3ji 4 жыл бұрын
We all know you got that rolling pin from between your legs
@charliesudderth8733 4 жыл бұрын
knight 9247 u kinda sounding creepy with that comment bro...
@NotLioncub Жыл бұрын
I’d never thought I would be in shock from the crunch of that lobster
@notjebbutstillakerbal 7 ай бұрын
At least it was quick and painless
@Woiitax 4 ай бұрын
@@notjebbutstillakerbalPainless but it completely died.
@legioning 2 ай бұрын
@@Woiitax yes i think thats what was supposed to happen
@thecrystaltide3757 Жыл бұрын
Fish: we just need 3 knives Shellfish: welcome, to the a r m o r y
@happycampers2005 4 жыл бұрын
Did I search for this? No. Did I end up watching the whole thing? Yes.
@user-cv3dr4kt7j 4 жыл бұрын
Are you funny? No.
4 жыл бұрын
@@user-cv3dr4kt7j damn, wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
@account-rx7xb 4 жыл бұрын
@clean sardine i just had a stroke reading ur comment
@user-cv3dr4kt7j 4 жыл бұрын
@@account-rx7xb hahaha
@tossicamckinnon 4 жыл бұрын
@@account-rx7xb if you actually read it, you wouldve known that the sentence is actually correct.
@MoonBoi101 3 жыл бұрын
This is like a middleschool biology class, everyone's disgusted, confused, horrified, yet extremely invested
@AriThecraftydragon 3 жыл бұрын
True.
@jf_kein_k8590 3 жыл бұрын
And for some reason also hungry.
@calcium7379 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the most factual statement in this comment section
@myxjoaquin6576 3 жыл бұрын
Yet, extremely invested. You nailed it, my dear
@supremecud147 3 жыл бұрын
honestly im not disgusted this is cool
@frgal1336 Жыл бұрын
31:46 ‘you just wanna sort of tap, slightly’ *SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM*
@foxcrazy6280 Жыл бұрын
I mean wouldn't you expect a conch shell to be hard
@HybridEqualist 7 ай бұрын
I dont know why this and the fish video are my comfort videos but whenever I see it recommended i must watch it. Y'all doing some sorcery or something, please more
@emsmnms3507 4 жыл бұрын
i cant believe someone looked at sea urchins and just thought “how do i eat that?”
@kleverstudios 4 жыл бұрын
you’re not yourself when you’re hungry
@Pink_celeb420 4 жыл бұрын
@@kleverstudios 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was brilliant!!!
@kleverstudios 4 жыл бұрын
Shannille Carter thank you thank you
@chaosbetta1667 4 жыл бұрын
when theyre in spawning season sometimes they just leak roe when you pick them up lol
@chaos5917 4 жыл бұрын
You can eat anything if you’re brave enough
@spxzzo 3 жыл бұрын
“You want to kill in the most humane way possible” smites the lobster with the power of the sun
@aquilad.perera9683 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO😂😂😂
@ihuboo6244 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine standing infront of the lobster and seeing it die like that. That is not humane. That was psychotic murder
@spxzzo 3 жыл бұрын
Actually it is humane regardless of the implied force. Look at me using big words whoah
@valeriemd3198 3 жыл бұрын
ihuboo 1. That’s not what psychotic means 2. Cooking them alive is far less inhumane
@elsnocc6572 3 жыл бұрын
@@ihuboo6244 what do you want the cook to do? Shoot it in the head? Boil it alive? There is no better way to kill the thing
@staridragonianfirsthunter9113 10 ай бұрын
What I learned: Lobster leg meat is fun and easy. Crawfish head juices are delicious. European flats taste like batteries. Geoducks are unique. Sea urchin roe sacks are super delicious.
@neon_lights Жыл бұрын
This was oddly relaxing. I wonder if he has more content, I could watch him pull apart seafood all day tbh
@nickdechiaro7905 4 жыл бұрын
nobody: This man: casually eats the entire cast of Spongebob in half an hour
@dasutanehineri 4 жыл бұрын
considering its called the krusty krab and some crabs are cannibals....i don't think mr krabs is too unhappy about that.
@spongebobsquarepants8403 4 жыл бұрын
@@dasutanehineri I never wanted to know that my boss eats his own kind
@dasutanehineri 4 жыл бұрын
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 too bad. he's also wanted for tax evasion and war crimes. did you know that eugene krabs isn't his real name? what kind of crab would name themselves krabs? its a fake name.
@shieldde6209 4 жыл бұрын
@@dasutanehineri Krabs was his family name
@user-oe2ip3xm4u 4 жыл бұрын
I swear this would be 10 times better if u remove nobody and the colon after man
@nori633 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to kill the lobster in the most humane way possible" *brings* *down* *the* *wrath* *of* *Odin* *upon* *it*
@MeetYourDarkSide 4 жыл бұрын
His ancestors were smiling down at him, Imperial. Can you say the same?
@fuck_ya_life_bing_bong_ 4 жыл бұрын
Daimean Martinez “What in oblivion is that”
@kimroe2009 4 жыл бұрын
I'm reading this comment at the time he said it 😂
@raymondgrover2795 4 жыл бұрын
Suejo Buejo if the water is already boiling they will die instantly as soon as it touches their brain
@keriblessing-lindsey5225 4 жыл бұрын
Lobster got bodied
@lolyea 11 ай бұрын
I dont know if its just because i love and adore seafood, but i always find myself coming back to this and the fileting fish video (which coincidentally is hosted by the same person) a few times a year
@TheTreyBlue Жыл бұрын
The most human way *"slices it’s head in 2"*
@Charles-A Жыл бұрын
Well, the doom slayer is a human, soooo...
@Carrick0117 Жыл бұрын
But it's the most painless way..
@TheSofkujepanen Жыл бұрын
Kinda like a guillotine for humans, it looks very brutal but it’s probably the most painless and quick way of execution/death
@coolcow5193 Жыл бұрын
@@TheSofkujepanen better than boiling them alive for sure
@isaakwelch3451 Жыл бұрын
If you have a more humane way to do it please share
@ferreirahazeldinefabriziog8238 4 жыл бұрын
Crabs: no one can break my armor Humans: crack, it's that easy
@AJayvern 4 жыл бұрын
Aamey Playz Armour*
@justsomeguywhosaheroforfun2548 4 жыл бұрын
FrozenStreams Armor*
@WanderTheNomad 4 жыл бұрын
It's free real estate.
@justsomeguy1136 4 жыл бұрын
Crabs: 🦀🦀😤🦀🦀
@mikehawk3120 4 жыл бұрын
*R-more
@thepoisonforcuzco6429 2 жыл бұрын
“Twist until you hear a crack” chiropractors everywhere: correct
@coolcow5193 2 жыл бұрын
They're fake
@cadmeianvictory 2 жыл бұрын
@@coolcow5193 chiropractors aren't real?? then who did i go to last month????
@cadmeianvictory 2 жыл бұрын
@MTF Epsilon-11 “Nine-Tailed Fox” oh my god
@oscarpayne8131 2 жыл бұрын
My chiropractor never heard the crack and kept going. I lost all mobility in the lower half of my body that day. I now lay here, paralysed, using voice to text to write this comment, whilst drowning in legal documents as the chiropractor has lawyered up and doing everything in his power to keep his practice. I hope my physical state is enough to sway the jury to my side, the outcome of this case will dictate my life going forward as I have currently lost everything; my job as an Olympic sprinter, my house entirely made up of stairs, and every single cent that I own went towards the blood-sucking lawyers who are doing a pathetic job and aiding me in my legal endeavours. I need a win, and I pray I’ll get it here.
@christianmclean9891 2 жыл бұрын
@@oscarpayne8131 lmao i did ur mom
@gabekeliinoi3969 Жыл бұрын
I love that you mention killing it in the most humane way possible, I know a lot of people think that they can’t feel pain and then just cook it alive, but certain studies have suggested they do feel pain however different it is from our pain. Plus there’s no harm in killing it before cooking
@shiber538 Жыл бұрын
Bro used a finisher on the lobster 💀
@zidvicious6047 4 жыл бұрын
His voice is so relaxing tho. I can listen to him eviscerate sea creatures all day.
@hamzakamaly4879 4 жыл бұрын
@@koganegawasimp4196 kinky
@capterson4 4 жыл бұрын
And live ones!
@joshshobbies4224 4 жыл бұрын
I think all but the ones he cooked were still alive
@zidvicious6047 4 жыл бұрын
Artsy Sloth Soon-to-be-dead rather.
@ILikeCHEEZ9 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the spawn of bob ross, jason, and the little mermaid
@theodorebaleanu 3 жыл бұрын
mike: removing the outer membrane of the geoduck me: he's circumcising it :0
@naseerwaite333 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💀
@ivelissefournier6137 3 жыл бұрын
I was searching for your comment. Thank you for this I knew SOMEONE else had to think that
@AnyMoouse138 3 жыл бұрын
Fitzwilliam Fournier Saaame
@javemascarinas7496 3 жыл бұрын
There are some things you just can't unsee and I hate you.
@kdr1235 3 жыл бұрын
God foken dahm
@bepsibeverage4231 Жыл бұрын
I think I’ve watched this video 5 times because I think that watching a pro go at it is so satisfying and makes it look easier than it probably is also some of these shellfish I had never even heard of until I watched this
@shingoblin4218 Жыл бұрын
My guy pulled a hit man execution on that lobster 8:02
@Cody-nr2nx 14 күн бұрын
😭💀💀😭😭
@vittoriaattolini5725 3 жыл бұрын
nobody: my mind at 4 am: lets watch how to open every shellfish
@jareynyamaguchi6151 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly😂😂
@anitapea8567 3 жыл бұрын
Literally same
@laurenallison9391 3 жыл бұрын
Same🙃🤣🤣
@ncjordan8687 3 жыл бұрын
2:38 am for me
@jaguarchoir 3 жыл бұрын
Literally me rn
@Ravierave 4 жыл бұрын
Shellfish: *evolve over billions of years to be difficult to eat* Humans: *Yüm*
@vinny912 4 жыл бұрын
Raven Horan looool
@arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 жыл бұрын
How does an animal evolve? Edit: *says who is always taught the same topics in schools over the years*
@markelsalamat4689 4 жыл бұрын
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 survival of the fittest.
@arlynnecumberbatch1056 4 жыл бұрын
@@markelsalamat4689 what does that meannnnnnn
@gotya2624 4 жыл бұрын
Marilou Flake Stardust did you go to school?
@objectmanipulation1410 Жыл бұрын
This guy is my favourite guy, there’s this aura he emits that just makes him loveable, like an older brother like d a m n
@losparanoia190 Жыл бұрын
Half past 3 am and I have never cooked using shellfish, excellent video.
@nathanmai2817 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine eating lobster at dinner and someone whips out a rolling pin
@elix-hi2742 4 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for laughing.
@Buckheimer 4 жыл бұрын
And hits you with it for throwing out the legs
@SeventhEve 4 жыл бұрын
If you're eating a whole lobster at dinner, just suck on the ends.
@lermink 4 жыл бұрын
oh, I have seen lobster die hards bring their own rolling pin eating at a lobster shack in coastal mass.
@shiina_mahiru_9067 4 жыл бұрын
i will give him a chopstick instead, that normally suffices
@himalilycp 3 жыл бұрын
"It's just a clam. Don't let its appearance deter you." "C O C K L E"
@only1613 3 жыл бұрын
Hey hey calm down🤣🤣🤣
@amielmariealcantara2184 3 жыл бұрын
Was just about to comment, why would you put cockle after the geoduck?
@unpreparednaivechild-insho1504 3 жыл бұрын
@@amielmariealcantara2184 “C O C K L E”
@victory8992 3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@himalilycp 3 жыл бұрын
@@victory8992 29:22
@linsaangs Жыл бұрын
friends and i literlty watch this constantly in a 10-20 person discord call happy new year
@thanosdevito 4 ай бұрын
The fanfare every time you pull out another specimen is excellent. 🏆Crustacean obtained!🏆
@mishalmubarak901 4 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the sea.. Fish: how to crack every human bone.
@kennyandproud2999 4 жыл бұрын
Mishal Mubarak that’s DARK
@Upliftbeast 4 жыл бұрын
I love it!
@aryamanandhar6179 4 жыл бұрын
shark: *laughs*
@Plebasaurus5179 4 жыл бұрын
That’s what chiropractors ate for
@viiiderekae 4 жыл бұрын
Sharks already know how to do that lol.
@hadarneu 3 жыл бұрын
He looks like a really nice dude. Really doesn't come off as a cold blooded Shellfish killer.
@playz4816 3 жыл бұрын
You got me
@charliesrandomthings5457 3 жыл бұрын
Correct, shellfish are cold blooded. But any food has a weird way of processing it. Beef gets a spike through the skull, chickens get a gun, but they are designed for minimal pain for the animal
@redactednomad5681 3 жыл бұрын
So he’s not shelfish buh duh pshhh
@MeltedToast84 3 жыл бұрын
They were already dead 😉
@antivaxxasaurus 3 жыл бұрын
@@MeltedToast84 did u not see him stab a lobster in the head
@call_me_ping 3 ай бұрын
I love watching this guy's videos idk why but they're my comfort videos
@honeymoon2766 Жыл бұрын
This has become one of my all time comfort videos 😂
@UmutGl02 2 жыл бұрын
*„These are a west-coast species of crab“* Crab: _starts throwing gang signs_
@nordttroll7522 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ccarefful1289 2 жыл бұрын
lol u are to funny
@bbygrlll 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@adhikaripinki2k8 2 жыл бұрын
Crab: I'm too coo *cracks*
@zle4 2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao underrated comment
@biggerbrain1823 3 жыл бұрын
When this guy goes to the ocean, the crabs really start running
@diobrando8992 3 жыл бұрын
THE FIRST COMMENT OF A MASSIVELY LIKED AND REPLIED COMMENT
@diobrando8992 3 жыл бұрын
Also that made me laugh too hard.
@melissat7993 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao, that made me laugh way more than it should’ve 😂
@Imcrabby. 3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm I do run away
@onlyvirly2c 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cullenblack6458 Жыл бұрын
8:00 holy moly that was terrifying, i didn’t expect the crunch to be that loud
@MoonlightPlays Жыл бұрын
Another tip, if you try to open up a crab especially the claw part but you don't have gloves nor scissors nearby, the easiest way to do it is to bite the exoskeletons off. No you do not eat them, you just bite them hard enough until you hear a crack, then open them up to get the meat.
@mxsdrago 4 жыл бұрын
"the head of the crab is here, and it has a bunch of organs that we wont be eating today" ... today?
@stephengell 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@0HizzaH0 4 жыл бұрын
Well... Life takes many twists, today the world may be ending, but maybe tomorrow you want to eat crab organs. You never know.
@FoggyCottageDweller 4 жыл бұрын
Kani or crab miso uses the innards of the crab. And some folks eat it with rice lol.
@grubhub3933 4 жыл бұрын
Mike Leslie times get desperate
@SakuraGurl808 4 жыл бұрын
Well they are edible technically, some just prefer not to eat them. It’s like a cow, some people like steak and beef but prefer not eat tripe which is made from the stomach lining of the cow. It’s about appeal and preference.
@Angaraman 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like whoever first thought of eating a sea urchin must have been really, REALLY hungry.
@littledebbie8107 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@samuraijackoff5354 3 жыл бұрын
The first guy to drink a cow’s milk must have had a fetish or was really thirsty.
@dasdovian7785 3 жыл бұрын
Good thing too because it's delicious
@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree 3 жыл бұрын
In my country, whenever we go to the beach, those who are capable would dive and get some sea urchins then share it with everyone. I don't like raw meat so I don't eat it but it's nice to see everyone enjoying it. I don't get why people like it tho. It looks unappetizing to me.
@the-caz-5556 3 жыл бұрын
@@sorestedhebytheTumtumtree which country? Cause if i go some day I really wanna do that
@amanday1963 5 ай бұрын
This was extremely satisfying. Now I know. 🙂 Thank youuu. Love how your talking isn't excessive or boring. Your whole video was smooth.
@anishamohanty3287 4 ай бұрын
I didn't think I'd have any use for these skills cause I don't cook seafood as much but this one time my uncle teased me saying I won't be able to de-shell a crab and I proceeded to show him how to do it😁
@AudTheGod 4 жыл бұрын
WHEN RESTAURANTS DONT REMOVE THE “VEIN” FROM THE SHRIMP WHICH IS LITERALLY THE POOP SAC IT PISSES ME OFF
@landenallen1994 4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@NabilNabawiYT 4 жыл бұрын
when they discard the head of shrimp and lobster which is literally delicious it pisses me off :v
@alexandragarlyn4860 4 жыл бұрын
It’s a poop sack? I thought it added EXTRA FLAVOR.
@alexandragarlyn4860 4 жыл бұрын
Chill Boi idk man
@MychMych1 4 жыл бұрын
@@platinumentity4861 i like them poop sacs
@christianbaker2755 3 жыл бұрын
My dude is doing beautiful knife work and butchery and y’all give him the worlds second smallest cutting board. Clutch.
@urban_gse_ 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 3 жыл бұрын
@Sophia Orino *me using nasa's radar dish to find who the hell asked*
@yeye1031 3 жыл бұрын
Sophia Orino that's sooo crazy bruh cuz u didn't ask
@kingglidor6960 3 жыл бұрын
@@yeye1031 uhh
@kingglidor6960 3 жыл бұрын
@@panzerkampwagen.iiiausf.j1112 Well it found me
@OwlGravely 11 ай бұрын
You can learn every cooking word in terms of flavor and boy this dude explaining insect's flavor is another level..
@nothanks3220 10 ай бұрын
Every time I’m having trouble sleeping, I pull up this video. Something about his voice is so soothing and knocks me out. I also watch the “mixing every cocktail” vid when even this vid can’t get me to sleep.
@iittledog2419 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: What did you do in quarantine? Me: It's complicated.
@BlindedMan 4 жыл бұрын
"Nothing much, just casually opened every shell fish in my house."
@dane2452 4 жыл бұрын
Solviet cat not really
@KurRanze 4 жыл бұрын
"Fap"
@elchuzalongo4339 4 жыл бұрын
@@KurRanze a lot
@brunobucciarati834 4 жыл бұрын
@@KurRanze ora
@cactuskaktus6734 4 жыл бұрын
“We’re gonna kill the lobster in the most humane way possible” F I N I S H H I M
@tmoc888 4 жыл бұрын
*F A T A L I T Y*
@thaison.t 4 жыл бұрын
@@tmoc888 i was jsut about to say that aha
@pinky-lemon171 4 жыл бұрын
*GAME!*
@danielgeraghty2136 4 жыл бұрын
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!
@squidestra9815 4 жыл бұрын
*REMATCH?*
@gabyliang3268 Жыл бұрын
dude, most of these almost ( already did) cut my finger(mostly the crabs) and took me a while to do yet you just made it look sooo easy like pealing them of
@foxdragon2276 4 жыл бұрын
Me sitting here learning that a scallop has a bunch of small eyes like wtf
@milenahalucha4976 4 жыл бұрын
I was s h o o k
@brendangarland8953 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know you eat half of it raw he was just slurping down bits and pieces as speed runs that seafoods life
@pugarmy1392 3 жыл бұрын
200 hundred to be exact
@sobaldman8375 3 жыл бұрын
Pug Army wtf bro dang
@dinosaur7115 3 жыл бұрын
And it looks adorable look it up online
@kishosuke 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta til the crawfish catches you slippin’ in the bathroom.
@brudda._0 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jelfishery 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta ‘till you see a crawfish-shaped paralysis demon in your room
@SaraAguilar-zf7vm 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@beezaray4130 4 жыл бұрын
Aw it was at 666 :(
@ThA_ArTT 4 жыл бұрын
XZAR_3 シ 😂😂😂😂word
@pumpkinpatch5 Жыл бұрын
This is the most incredible shellfish video on KZfaq! 👏👏👏
@EncoreBetch Жыл бұрын
“Pretty much as soon as you touch it, or tap it, or give it a squeeze or something like that, it should shut up” *-Every 90’s Parent*
@saturnfour 3 жыл бұрын
the fact that i’ll watch a 40 minute video on disassembling every shellfish but cant sit in a 15 minute zoom call
@endyanadawnn9925 3 жыл бұрын
Didn't notice i happily watched a 37min video at all hahaha
@divinitylain7790 3 жыл бұрын
@@endyanadawnn9925 samee
@w3jd4n 3 жыл бұрын
y’all classes only 15 mins???
@saturnfour 3 жыл бұрын
@@w3jd4n the short ones lol my normal ones are an hour and a half
@w3jd4n 3 жыл бұрын
@@saturnfour wow 1.5 hr? i take back what i said, ours are 0.5 hr
@K1llswitchkat 4 жыл бұрын
geoduck: *exists* me internally: stop laughing, stop laughing, stop laughing.
@iiisopureiii4855 4 жыл бұрын
You mean PP
@JoyceGoff 4 жыл бұрын
They took his fore skin...
@alecedgerly1277 4 жыл бұрын
@Corndogs I kept it in until the next one he did was “cockle” and then like the child that I am I totally lost it
@apixhat 4 жыл бұрын
Never have I ever thought that a shellfish would be bigger than me
@tony_5156 4 жыл бұрын
J o y c e V l o g s it really be like that?
@RaelNikolaidis Жыл бұрын
I showed my hubby the de-gloving of the geoduck. He was horrified. It was awesome. 😅
@Spaceings Жыл бұрын
I just tried mussels, and they are delicious, they dont taste fishy at all, it has a texture like squid and has a mild taste, but you should prepare it with parsley and garlic for the best taste
@totalitya4503 4 жыл бұрын
No one: Me at 3AM: Yeah I’ll spend half an hour watching a dude break open some shells
@imgoodatflute6033 4 жыл бұрын
Me rn lmao
@shiroismynam3698 4 жыл бұрын
Me to 😂🙂
@mishbishmashpotatoes8463 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I'm doing and I'm thinking why tho. I will NEVER do this but its so interesting 😅
@alexmunoz9367 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao me rn
@TheDoodlespherezz 4 жыл бұрын
Fool,its 10 pm for me. Why am i watching this--
@Amongusaurus 3 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna kill it in the most humane way possible" *proceeds to casually opens the lobster like an unboxing video*
@EAMH_ 3 жыл бұрын
“Make sure to suck out all of these delicious head juices” continues to suck on Crawfish Body
@amoschoo9751 3 жыл бұрын
I mean some people might use machine guns
@dionisiovega8322 3 жыл бұрын
Well that is the fastest way to kill it because it just immediatley kills it in the fastest way possible
@yea4834 3 жыл бұрын
This is way too wrong We use bazookas here
@gunzakimbo 3 жыл бұрын
That's just how he gets the meat that he's going to be using. Feel like he totally screwed up the "Humane" way to kill a Lobster, that or he totally didn't tell us what he did. With crustaceans you're supposed to chill them in cold water to shock the nervous system (I've read both your supposed to use salt water and others say fresh but I don't know that for sure) and then kill them immediately after for them not to feel it! He just totally plunged the knife right into the damn thing!
@morgansullivan8671 Жыл бұрын
This video and the “how to cut every cheese” with Anne Saxelby are my two favorites 🤣
@foosygia2892 5 ай бұрын
happy fourth anniversary to us watching shellfish in discord calls! happy new year
@Reine_Doctobre 3 жыл бұрын
Someone really stared at a sea urchin and thought: "there's somethin in there"
@m4x358 3 жыл бұрын
Hunger
@aussiedabirb8383 3 жыл бұрын
Hey if you were desperate enough you would eat anything
@graces.4523 3 жыл бұрын
Sea otters
@wslaxmiddy 3 жыл бұрын
And I want it in my mouth
@zakdejongh9967 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@whitevan9818 3 жыл бұрын
Shellfish: ahh yes millions of years for these adaptation Humans: so just cut this and open this
@CBRN-115 3 жыл бұрын
Shell, meet steel
@gcorvette84 3 жыл бұрын
steel, meet fire
@andrewrivera8651 3 жыл бұрын
fire, meet water
@CaffeAmericanoIsMyKryptonite 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825 3 жыл бұрын
water, meet hydration
@tchatfield131 10 ай бұрын
Really loved your video, worth the watch. You had a more elegant way of opening Kina compared to us Maori, I did cry inside when I watched you wash the "tongues" of kina in water. Especially the first lot with cream on them 😢 My Nanny and aunties would smack you if they saw you do that lol Still a great video.
@Someone-sq8im 8 ай бұрын
How do y’all handle them?
@Jerome335Fang Жыл бұрын
I never knew it was pronounced "gooey duck" lmaoo
@LzyLzr 3 жыл бұрын
Mom: no! You can’t watch this video for the 11th time! Me: haha sea bug go kronch
@LiliLawless 3 жыл бұрын
Mwuhahahaa! Thanks for making me laugh 🤣
@SorrowBell 3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@PrincessofKeys 3 жыл бұрын
What is this meme lol I like it whatever its called I've seen it in some places
@delivered3873 3 жыл бұрын
Princess of Keys it’s the stonks meme
@swaggy117 3 жыл бұрын
Me seeing them all being cut: panik also me feeling better that they are good: kalm also also me seeing the lobster be killed: PANIK
@nicotyne8383 2 жыл бұрын
This dude really did a doom eternal glory kill on that lobster
@Cat-Luck 2 жыл бұрын
Xd
@talk1425 2 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said it
@tomtomtom6970 2 жыл бұрын
I rewatched like 15 times
@femininedroid 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cat-Luck YOURE WRONG FOR THATTTT I FELT SO BAD WHEN HE DID THAT
@edbrixkhanmuksan4972 2 жыл бұрын
@@femininedroid dude if your sensitive to this type of content then dont watch it
@nkovrl Жыл бұрын
i will never understand why this video helps me fall asleep
@lanciilatte2372 Жыл бұрын
literally literally
@onyxmorning7764 Ай бұрын
A really close friend of mine sent this to me, as a comfort to sleep, I think I'm gunna be learning about a lot more on crustaceans than I thought I would in life, an, I'm happy about why
@ninadachrekar7215 3 жыл бұрын
"You want to kill it in the most humane way possible" *Brings out the inner French in him and straight up chops the head
@notsobutterfly2298 3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what happens if you eat the head
@air1332 3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Bright you turn into one
@schetchyperson1233 3 жыл бұрын
@@air1332 yes
@thegeorgianlady7476 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@urban_gse_ 3 жыл бұрын
Well better than nothing.
@solostrings4056 3 жыл бұрын
My brain: “you gotta learn how to open shellfish.” Me: “why-“ My brain: *you gotta*
@Gio-ew7uu 3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha dead😂
@paradoxtimechamber5863 3 жыл бұрын
Good copy paste hollow brain guy
@solostrings4056 3 жыл бұрын
I didnt copy and paste this. Did you see it somewhere else or something?
@delstanoffsky1130 3 жыл бұрын
True
@alekitik1016 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, we did not really learn it , we watched it for fun
@hazielop Жыл бұрын
Definitively one of the best videos to watch high
@thetruthisonlyperspective4872 Жыл бұрын
I love everyone on epicurious so far... Having said that, this guy is my favorite. Polite, well spoken, quirky and friendly. Hope to see him again.
@zerotwo6114 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s just the nervous system reacting” *The lobster swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath*
@anyisvlogs7400 2 жыл бұрын
O-O
@mogenoof 2 жыл бұрын
lobster, while wheezing and heaving its chest up and down, fighting for breath: I will find you, human, and I will slaughter everyone you love and care abou- humans: mmm yummy
@Kid-A2 Жыл бұрын
^__>
@tayseerosman2681 Жыл бұрын
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
@tayseerosman2681 Жыл бұрын
"Swearing vengeance on you with its dying breath" xD
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