If the bathroom has 3 urinals, the maximum capacity is 2… men strategically space out in there so we don’t have to converse with each other. Just let me urinate in peace, bro.

Ranch on ribs is so disrespectful, but honey on homemade pizza is amazing. My side of the family is very specific with the drinks. Diet, and regular coke, sprite and the little hugs.. dassit lol How is this episode not titled “somethin about them white sauces”

I expect lemonade and/or iced tea, and beer at a cookout. I stopped shopping at Dick's when they took a stance against the Second Amendment. I too am surprised that they're still in business. Fuck their blimp. "Do other places blimp it up?" was a great question. Turns out that Goodyear has 3 of only 5 active blimps in the US, so it's fair to say that Akron is one of very few places that be still be blimpin'. Everyone has a phone now, even the poorest among us, so no one cares to steal phones anymore. The cellular carriers' business model is garbage. Just buy whatever phone you want, unlocked, online. Activate it yourself. No BS car salesman antics. No contracts. Switch carriers anytime. Holding your pee until you get home is worth it 9 times out of 10.

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