You deserved a better crowd than that. I was dying. But i can relate as an aviation pog

The damn crowd sucked he is funny as hell

Bro, knowles is the reason the chowhall had door greeters with clicker counters, holy shit

Idk if it was only a joke but when I was in Iraq they really did have door counters, and they'd say cover off muzzle down. That's too funny

Bro the ending!!!! Only a vet can feel that!!!!

Did this guy creates his own MOS?

Solid routine and I can attest to those brave knuckleheads that try and make their own job up in country. I knew a kid, Lane, who literally did something very similar but was "guarding" the phone center and having people log in and out....No one assigned that to him and he just started doing it, after months of him doing that the higher ups just assumed it was an actual assignment and went along with it. Then when we left they had literally had him train someone else as relief from the next unit. He was a legend and we were jealous of the balls on that kid.

You're a legend with the last bit

You're the reason Door greater exist? I think you're a genius and hate you at the same time. Well done.

more proof that there's a Garcia in every unit in the Marine Corps

Heard you on my Pandora I was in tears!! I was a corpsman with 1\9 these jokes hit home finally great military jokes

25b, 4 years army.I’ve shared this so many SM’s. This is hilarious if you served.

Good shit knowles

I actually believe that last part happened. Lol.

The door greeter story was awesome.

“1-2 3 FOUUUUR, Marine Corps, 1-2, gimme some more, MARINE CORPS!” 😂

This dude killed it! 😂

lol he has the best DI voice 😂

Knowles invented skating. 😂😂😂😂

Delivery is a little off, like the audience is not giving a lot of feedback, but the material is very good. The topic is the polar oposite, but it reminds me of early Chapelle a bit

This guy is amazing!

Lmao this man made up his own watch lol he’s like fuck y’all imma make my own job and own rules fuck yeah

One of the best acts i’ve ever seen but one of the worst crowds i’ve ever seen.

Man that was funny. Cheers mate

Awesome work man

Yep heard about stop-loss . 😂 its was freaking hot like 120, not to mention when the vechicles where baking in the sun all day then a mission comes up then we're riding in ovens on wheels . we actually had a couple of soldiers that hot heat stroke.

Can confirm the cream corn part

Hahaha, good stuff man!

The cream corn thing got me. In the british army it seems like the marching commands only need to have the "eh" and "eye" sounds that sound vaguely like left right. The challenge was to see what you could shout without getting in trouble. My personal faves were "head height", "stir fry" and "slut pie"

The best comedy is military comedy. The stories are mostly true and yet the hardest to believe. My both my older brother and younger brother have some hilarious stories, my enlistment stories are more tragic and sad.

Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard my stomach hurts 🤣. Thank you so much, I really needed a good laugh and you brought it!! My son is going to Marine boot camp in a couple months and this was better than therapy haha. God bless.

I damn near crashed my car listening to this guy. So funny, that crowd was trash.

He made his own MOS

That man had the best job ever

All armies the same. ..good job Knowles

The original shammer

Crowd was crap he was funny as fuck

Too bad you didn't tell the Drill Sergeant that you was excited. EXCITED TO KILL. Good set man!

This dude is really funny

We never got thrashed in Receiving. DI’s didn’t thrash recruits until we picked up with our training platoon.

Should've said at 3:45 I'm Hard to be a Marine, Sir!!

😂😂😂 bro this is so true

Lol. He’s kidding about the naked thing…….I think.

Fucking BEAUTIFUL!! KLICK KLICK KLICK haha

XD this is amazing

running manm

👏🏻 Hooah

so, youre the reason for head count at the dfac..

desk jockey, o sorry brother

Hilarious

this dudes the white Dave Chapelle

ARLINGTON, I trained the dogs to slow walk, try reach me out of denmark EU

dan b

And this is why marine aircraft keep crashing 🤦🏽‍♀️

Dirtbag.

That’s hilarious! You got replaced by jambos.