Happy Veterans Day Sailor!!! 32nd Street, I was there!!! Everything Gary says is true lol. I remember talking for hours to Shore Patrol for hours drunk AF after being in TJ. Thanks Gary for cracking jokes until 6 a.m. and not giving me hell coming back crossing those tracks at the shack LMAO. I forgot about that, until I saw this 🤦🏿‍♂️

I remember my first Navy check after boot camp. I was thrilled that I had GUARANTEED WORK for the next 4 years (unless I did something stupid), a roof (so to speak) over my head and 3 squares a day. Better than many 19 year olds today. AND bc I did it for 24 years, the gift keeps on giving.

Thank you for your service Gary.

The marine joke's had me in tears ☠️😂☠️

The candance call had me rolling 😂😂😂

It’s great to see a vet make it to something more than just what we did while we served. Not to say there’s anything wrong with that, that’s what I did. But be able to make it like him and then share our stories of actual military life lmfao I can relate to pretty much every story after 9 years in. Best worst times of my life, I wouldn’t give it up for anything

My pay was less than $150.00 a month with a $50.00 monthly allotment to my Mom. 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸 Enjoyed this video.

😂 You must have been the cop on North Island that ran me through a sobriety test ages ago. I had no clue how I passed. Now I do! Thank you!!!

Gary is spot on. I was a Corpsman for 5 years, Camp Pendleton, CA. I laughed so harrrrrd 😂

I was stationed in San Diego at that same time as Gary and these stories he talks about hits close to home for me and brings back memories from then!! LMAO USS Ranger CV-61 VF-1 NAS Miramar ATC Second Class

This shit accurate as hell. Being a former airman,this happens alot

Happy Veterans Day Gary Owen Thank You For Your Service

My first paycheck in the military was $325.00. Loved it.

Thank you for your service.

Happy Veterans Day Gary we ❤ U and thank U for your Service God bless U. 😊

Good stuff Gary! When I enlisted in the Navy ... they had just given the military a gi-huge-ic pay raise ... $288 a month ... (before taxes). I thought I was shittin' in tall cotton!!!

You brought back some good memories of my time at Lackland Gary. I was there for Basic and then stayed there for the SP academy. I had my first taste of Texas brisket during that time. 👍🏾

I knew a guy on Fort Carson that tried out for the Army wrestling team. He was apparently state champion before. He tried out and came back. He said he had is ass handed to him.

Thank you for your service Shipmate. Go Navy!!!!

😂😂😂😂 all seriousness aside this is what comedy is about

Brings back memories. I love our military servicemembers.

Thank You For Your Service Gary Owen.

So I must admit that I was not familiar with you until I heard Katt Williams mention you on Club Shay Shay. I looked you up to check out your videos, and I'm so glad that I did, dude! You are hilarious! I've been missing out! You have a new subscriber, and I hope that I can catch one of your live shows soon! 😂😂😂❤❤❤

Thank you for serving our country, Gary!!!💖💖💖💖

Too funny. Thanks for serving G. 🇺🇲

Omg Gary, Navy Vet here. Love, love, love it.

My parents threw me into the military saying 'See what you can do with this one'. Well they did a great job and made my life hell and then heaven as I learned how to behave, how to unlearn stuff I'd been taught and how to be a success. Everyone should have spell at it and learn that being a YT influencer or Only Fan is not life.... it's horrible

I’m a military vet also! US Army 🎉🎉🎉 THANKS FOR YOUR SERVICE Mr.Owen👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Damn! I remember those Tijuana runs to/from Pendleton with 3 white Marines and my Mexican/Navy ass driving with a mint in my mouth to hide the liquor breath . Good times!

Thank you for your service Gary God bless you

Yeah, I was driving back on base at Cory Station Pensacola after out drinking with the boys. Gate SP guard was grilling me about a report of someone driving on officer housing yards. I denied, denied, denied. They let me on base. When I parked and got out I saw there was a huge bush stuck under my car and hanging out in clear view of the SP. Yeah, I'd been doing donuts in officer yards, but they let me thru. Guess too much paperwork.

If all military were about cracking jokes, the world would've been way better. Imagine: "We are going in tonight, gear up!". - "But sir, my in-laws are at home!".

Army....67-70. Signed out at the admin building at main post...6 of us lined up in front of some warrant officer to give us our paperwork...Guy at the head of line turned around to look at us and said "We're still breathin'......wow"....

My first year in the Navy, I was making $99/month. I got a check for $38 every other Thursday. I was 17. I'm 77 now, and from that day to this, I've never been as financially independent as I was in those days. I went three years without owning civvies. Good days.

I was in the army and the navy. He’s right about recruiting. The Navy was the most honest. 😂😂

Ohmygod I freaking love this dude 😂😂😂

This dude's name is Gary Owen... should have been a CAV Scout and gotten assigned to the 7th CAV.

as former army enlisted I laughed way to hard at this shit.

He is so right I'm a female who graduated boot camp he's a little bit before my time yet I remember hearing these hit song or at least I can think of one hit song they're reminded me of the Cadence at Buchamp and I realized they were doing it after they hit song it's true......😊😊😊😊😊😊

Anchors aweigh...LMAO

Gary Owen... Gary Owen...Gary Owen!

The accuracy of this 😂 #squidlife

As a fellow MA, aka a navy cop the first part is 100% correct

I can confirm there is truth to this story happening in the service. I can recal these types of stories at bases where I was stationed.

LOL!! ❤Gary, you are hilarious! Thank you for great laughs 💐

THANKS BRO !!

WAY more accurate than you'd imagine... I was working the gate one night, and a guy rolls up to the gate at 10 and 2.... Oh no..... He rolls down the window to show me his ID, and it smelled like the mens room at the bar..... Oh no..... I said to him " I'm about to ask you a question, and I want you to listen real close, cause I'm gonna ask you how much you've had to drink. If you say 1 beer, I'm gonna call for a breathalyzer, and if you say 3, I'm probably going to just give you the DUI, so remember, the correct answer is 2 beers, do you understand?" He says yes... I take a breath, and ask, how much have you had to drink.... I could see the gears turning, and I already knew we were both screwed..... He smiles and says, I didn't have any beers, cause we were doing shots all night!.... I turn and see my relief standing there, so I turn around, hand him the guys ID, and say the guy needs directions to the airport, and I walked away..... I thought he was gonna be mad at me forever, but when I saw him later, he thanked me, it was raining all day, and he had to go in the process the guy.

Thank you for your service

Oh shit I laughed so hard.

My army sister in law swore she was going to be rich 😂 talking about buying her husband a new car, getting an apartment while basically being a single mother of two who is asking for money every other day 😂😂 she’s also no higher than an E3.

Everything you earn goes to the retirement house!

He is not only talented but attractive ❤

A dadgum sailor named Gary Owen. "If you aint Cav, you aint Sh!t". Good bit man, funny.😅

Gary is hilarious! 😅😂😂

My first pay check in the Army was$50 for the month!

Getting a record deal in basic!!! 😅😅😅

Hey Gary Thanks for your Service. I to was in the Navy.

Had me cracking up!

This guy is GOOD! Laughed my ass off! lol

I didn’t know TOMMY left GHOST for comedy 😂😂😂😂

Everything is absolutely true, I had very similar experiences in my time in the Navy.

Happy Veterans Day brotha 😂

Best decision I ever made. Enlisted in 77’ retired in 97’. My medical has been covered. I get $1500 a month and should get another $1500 from social security. Bonus: My wife retired in 98’. We ain’t rich but we ain’t poor.

They gave you the answer! I was an instructor in AIT, we would tell the students “you may see this again” and stomp our boot three times. It never failed that someone would miss the question and want to argue. We would go over the test at the end of the day on Friday. We would tell the students that since PVT Smith had a question we will stay until he’s satisfied. It was amazing how quickly PVT Smith’s was convinced by his classmates.

That knife hand is on point.

Bruh, I was born at Wilford Hall on Lackland AFB. Base Housing was awesome.

I wrestled for the Army back in 96, back when we were at Ft Benning before we had the team move to Carson. The current wrestling coach for the Army, Shon Lewis, was one of my wrestling partners. Our program is basically an Olympic training program, and we wrestle against NCAA teams all the time as well as international tournaments. Hometown heroes aren't always the ones that succeed as you get all sorts of wrestlers that come to tryouts. During my tryouts we had 160 people try out and after about 30-45 days you end up with about 30-40 wrestlers, and you have to know/learn Greco Roman and freestyle. It's a meat grinder. I wrestled in the 52kg category and wrestled dozens of NCAA wrestlers, foreign opponents. I was ranked # 3 in the US for Greco, and I placed 3rd in the Olympic trials in 96 but failed to place in the team tournament. It was a great time on the team, and saw a few friends make it and place in the Olympics.

Thank you I needed that laugh

Gary your dope man! Damn this guys funny as hell😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank you for your Gary! #SSGtaylor #army

Very funny thanks Shipmate.

Retired USAF SP/SF this is spot on hilarious.

Trust me it isn't just the Army recruiters that lie. Our Air Force recruiter told a football jock friend of mine he could play football for the AF. After basic when they told him he was gonna be a fuel truck driver he immediately requested a discharge. And got it. Few guys know it but if you haven't been in for more than six months you can pretty much just say you changed your mind.

Rhys Darby also has great military comedy too if you like these

He ain’t lying. The brothers were competing for the record deal in navy boot camp lol!

Funny, but what really makes it funny is that everything he said was true. Lol!

Fort sam huston was the wildest time i spent in the service.

I was a brand new 2nd Lieutenant, making temporary duty pay for my branch course. I lived on post and single, and that DID make me rich as I could spend on whatever I wanted. Best 6 months of my life

Lackland, Nov 1980. Then they sent me to the jewel of the USAF, Chanute AFB Rantoul Illinois. I seriously questioned my decision about joining.

❤luv me some him😅😅

All so true, even in 1970 when I joined. But pay was $75 every two weeks.

My first Army take hold paycheck in Aug of 1980 was $214.

Forty seconds in and I’m DYING 😂😂😂 “can’t stop wont stop 512 every two WEEKS” 😂😂😂 9:16 a smooth jazz wrestling match 😂😂😂

Man, that DUI story reminds me of an experience I had in the early 90s getting back to NTC S.D. from T.J. Same dude?

I did that drive back from Tijuana to base in the 80’s more times than I can remember 😅

Memories

Go Navy!! Lol true story about the dui I’m sure. Lmao

The Navy was better before having so many MA's. Five years active in the 70's and I only saw duty MA's that only did that on duty days. When you make it a rate and that is all they have to do, then you have professional ball-busters.

That man funny 😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!!!

OMG, that was funny as hell.

This guy...just made me feel sooooo old....my first pay in the Army was $78.00 for the month. The only real "rise" I got was when I got out of Jump School.

Im so glad i found this comic. Fucking gold deliverys and original jokes. Homie got stroytwlling skills like clean uncle joey diaz.

Navy VETERAN. Excellent

That's how I was, but we had pay masters I was 19.

That was about what I got as a Spec 4 ..for the month in the 70s...

Welcome home!

My first check in the Army in 1984 was $500.

Thus guy is funny. I was at Lackland 1972. I watched the SPs training all day. I said i hope i don't get that job and i didn't. My first check was $120 for 2 weeks or less.

I remember seeing him back in '99 driving thru the base