Essential Luxuries, Online Advice, Taboo Humor, State of YouTube

Essential Luxuries, Online Advice, Taboo Humor, State of YouTube | Constellation, Episode 61

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3 ай бұрын

Intro - 0:01
Essential Luxuries - 12:08
Online Advice - 47:24
Taboo Humor - 1:21:15
State of KZfaq - 2:03:33
Constellation has returned for another episode. This week, the Brothers Moriarty are joined by Sacred Symbols co-host Chris Ray Gun and Last Stand’s Coordinator, Micah Moriarty. Chris asks about the optional luxuries in life we can’t go without. Micah is curious about asking for help online. Is it worth seeking advice from an anonymous forum like Reddit? Dagan wants to explore humor that goes too far. Can anything be funny in the right context, or should certain topics be off-limits? And finally, Colin ponders the state of KZfaq and our viewpoint as creators. Has the platform changed for the better or worse?
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@foreignuser_ 3 ай бұрын

Ask not what The Dagster can do for us, but what we can do for The Dagster.

@jettxjordan 3 ай бұрын

The dagster! 🤣

@olivevideogames 3 ай бұрын

As Colin has stated, this nickname must cease

@manaout7769 3 ай бұрын

Amen

@squilliam2783 3 ай бұрын

Amen

@foreignuser_ 3 ай бұрын

@@olivevideogamesthat's exactly why it won't cease

@kingkarrot9304 3 ай бұрын

Micah’s top tier this episode

@deathproof8732 3 ай бұрын

She's off hinged as fk. I hope she doesn't end up murdering Colin out if curiosity of what it feels like to take a life.

@midgeman90 3 ай бұрын

Micah is always top tier!

@foreignuser_ 3 ай бұрын

She's the wildcard the show needs sometimes. Nobody can say things that catch me off-guard as much as Micah XD

@nicksharma8238 2 ай бұрын

This combination is fire tbh

@Shrewdy1 3 ай бұрын

Classic Dagster energy all over this episode

@Sokka2Me 3 ай бұрын

Intro ✨ - 0:01 Banter 🗣️ - 0:28 Topic 1: Essential Luxuries 🚙🥩 - 12:08 Topic 2: Online Advice 🛜👨🏽‍💻 - 47:24 Topic 3: Taboo Humor 🙅🏻‍♀️🤐 - 1:21:15 Topic 4: State of KZfaq 🤖💸 - 2:03:33

@dillonb7765 3 ай бұрын

Dagan looks more like Chris's older brother this episode lol

@mc_squared 3 ай бұрын

Chris right after the show “what is lost is now found” Looks down. Remotes in his hand.

@AstroParrotKing 3 ай бұрын

I have never… in my life… had bone shards in beef.

@foreignuser_ 3 ай бұрын

Was thinking the same thing. I even buy those tubes of like 3lb of ground beef for super cheap every now and then and they are fine. The flavor is definitely not the same as the more expensive stuff but there's never a bone shard. I almost never even see bones in my eggs.

@Ribnax 3 ай бұрын

I got bone chips in a hamburger patty AT WHATABURGER, at one visit. I swore the place off. Then a few years later, my family was going on a road trip and there was only Whataburger and McDonald's in this small town, and the family wanted to go to Whataburger I said I didn't want to, because of my last experience with the bone chips. They said "What are the odds it happens again?" So I went. And it happened again. #NeverAgain

@DLan720 3 ай бұрын

Same. She’s either hella exaggerating or had one anomaly and assumed that was the norm for the rest of her life.

@foreignuser_ 3 ай бұрын

@@Ribnax I'm suspicious of Whaturger because they came to my home town out of nowhere, lasted for a couple years, and then just picked up and left.

@Ribnax 3 ай бұрын

@@foreignuser_ That's so weird.

@thestonersensei 3 ай бұрын

“Dagan why are you dressed like that ?” “No reason, I’m Unemployed.” 😂😂😂😂

@justspartan13 3 ай бұрын

Colin is just jealous nobody calls him the Colster

@ToxMod 3 ай бұрын

😂

@MegaTroubleII 3 ай бұрын

46:30 Micah never ceases to amaze me LOL

@Sokka2Me 3 ай бұрын

The sweater really makes a difference 😂 I feel like I should call him Professor Dagster

@OldKingMaple 3 ай бұрын

Chris fits in really well with this crew, glad to have him on

@chasecarter3302 3 ай бұрын

I'm mostly an audio only listener but had to swing by KZfaq to make this comment. The tongue drying story is insane! I don't know if she should be fired, given her own show or arrested. I for one don't feel safe anymore lol love the show

@tendeant 3 ай бұрын

Feels like Chris brings out the best in Micah on these podcasts

@loutronz4708 3 ай бұрын

Sir Dagster clearly forgot to mention the true elation of driving a rear wheel drive sports car!

@c-los512 3 ай бұрын

I didn't grow up well off, or poor for that matter, but I have never heard of crunchy beef?

@johnbury1697 3 ай бұрын

It’s time for the Dagster and his crew

@IfYouSeekCaveman 3 ай бұрын

At least 3 times Colin has brought up the soundbar Dustin so kindly gave him only to proclaim how he doesn't understand surround sound. Can anyone make sense of this? Does Colin think a sound bar somehow bounces audio around a room to achieve surround sound?

@kadabur 3 ай бұрын

🙃 oh man Col cmon brother

@Minednam 3 ай бұрын

I was gonna say. I don’t care for surround sound speakers but a sound bar is just better audio coming from your tv.

@DLan720 3 ай бұрын

I love how it cuts right after this. You can tell someone explained how obviously dumb that logic is and he didn’t want it to be seen. Also, colin, do you ask movie theater employees to turn off the surround sound? Like what are you even saying? Make it make sense

@Tatman2TheResQ 3 ай бұрын

@@DLan720considering he doesn't really go to theaters, probably not.

@Tatman2TheResQ 3 ай бұрын

How are y'all so lost? Dustin has the surround sound. He gave the sound bar to Colin. Simple.

@michaelkelley7144 3 ай бұрын

Micah was batting a 1000 this week

@s.8699 3 ай бұрын

This is my first time posting on KZfaq, no cap. “Dagster energy”. God bless. 😂

@ObjoGaming 3 ай бұрын

It's peanut butter muffster time

@archonrex5600 3 ай бұрын

Ten minutes in and I'm already laughing and having a blast, what a jewel this pod is; got here because of Gaming, but I'm staying because of the people & the conversation. Truly great, fun stuff, guys (I'd never watched podcasts just for conversation before, Constellation is my absolute first. And only)

@daganmoriarty1973 3 ай бұрын

@archonrex5600 3 ай бұрын

@@daganmoriarty1973thank _you_ guys, Dagan--you're awesome dude, love the thoughtful energy you bring to the pods--here's hoping your Daughter is alright! Got here from Easy Allies and MinnMax, but go back to Game Informer & friggin Nintendo Power and all (Atari babyy, loved the pod with Colin about your top NES Games!) anyhow, new around the block--and I'm staying. Best Vibes

@Jacknife_ 3 ай бұрын

Dagan is the best at replying to us. As far as im concerned he can call himself any name he wants! Lol love you all though for everything you do

@daganmoriarty1973 3 ай бұрын

@WhispearsofPadme 3 ай бұрын

@daganmoriarty1973 in Dagster we trust! 🙌

@DougyFreshGames 3 ай бұрын

Dagster's Home Style Cooking show, lets get that going.

@Solid_Duff 3 ай бұрын

Welcome back Micah, I've missed your quirky takes 😅

@jrwaalen 3 ай бұрын

I'm with Micah, the egg would definitely be in my top five. 2 over eazy eggs and two pieces of toast is the perfect snack.

@bdre5555 3 ай бұрын

Always love the Dagster eye roll by Colin.

@Shinobifoxx 3 ай бұрын

I'm familiar with the Dagster, but who are these three other jokers

@Shrewdy1 3 ай бұрын

It's Peanut Butter Stelly Time

@ZrKy7 3 ай бұрын

I dage the Dagster.

@timlanegames 3 ай бұрын

Possibly my favourite episode of “stelly” I loved Chris’s views on humour, the “Dagster” was on form as always, and Micah’s giggle is incredibly charming. I can’t miss out my boy Colin either, who is just always insightful.

@LegendarySpaceWarrior 3 ай бұрын

Love that dagster energy!

@Shrewdy1 3 ай бұрын

Get Mr Watson on Stelly!

@jettxjordan 3 ай бұрын

1:21:42 sneaky rons fucking gets me 😂😂

@jaylynbrooks3968 3 ай бұрын

I love how raw Micah is.great stelly

@JSilv3r 3 ай бұрын

Colins face whenever Dagan says Dagster 😂

@donjohnson7491 3 ай бұрын

Hey, it's my favorite stelly cast.

@GamerNRetro 3 ай бұрын

Micah is so dang funny.

@DFuzex 3 ай бұрын

Jesus, the egg convos always get me😂

@Andrew-ft5zf 3 ай бұрын

Micah needs to do stand up.

@bornblindgames 3 ай бұрын

Lmao Micah has them jokes today! 😂

@grashoprsmith 3 ай бұрын

"Dorf"❤

@lucastucker1979 3 ай бұрын

Dagster mentioning public access...we need Dagan's World.

@Tatman2TheResQ 3 ай бұрын

Micah, I have been wondering why sooo many people cant seem to Google something that is very easily findable. Haven't figured it out, but it's bizarre. You're online... and you ask a question where the answer is already available. What.

@NoNameMnk 3 ай бұрын

Dagster the Bakester

@morbillionaire 3 ай бұрын

Micah is fucking hilarious

@morbillionaire 3 ай бұрын

And possibly insane

@crackcorn0404 2 ай бұрын

I'm with Micah. I like my scrambled eggs with a little golden brown to it. The way Colin describes his scrambled eggs, he might as well eat pudding. Lol

@matthewvandeleest8095 3 ай бұрын

Dave Killer Bread Bagels are fantastic. Cinnamon raisin.

@bdre5555 3 ай бұрын

One place where Reddit is great, is if you find a great video game community. I've been on the returnal subreddit quite a bit the last few weeks, during my run to the final biome. They have a fantastic Community there. I'm also a moderator on a good number of subreddits.

@user-dj9iu2et3r 3 ай бұрын

During Chris’ topic: these guys gotta spend some time in Japan, man. You’ll notice the difference between a standard egg and a fucking golden shining egg of the gods in Japan. Also, they’re the kings of having AC in every room of every house ever. I was surprised Colin didn’t mention that. Micah’s topic introduction triggered me so much. I’ve gotten so much actual help with technical problems in the world of game dev/programming on Reddit. I feel like she’s being way too judgmental. Some people JUST use Reddit. They enjoy being on Reddit and the conversational aspect of it.

@thestonersensei 3 ай бұрын

I really appreciate this episode that much more after last weeks much heavier political talk 🤞🏽🤞🏽

@ndantona92 3 ай бұрын

The Witch is legendary.

@ToxMod 3 ай бұрын

1:44:10 😂

@christianescobar3209 3 ай бұрын

Listening to the podcast on you tube and having an add cut Micah off in the middle of her pick up lines before she says ass was hilarious

@bornblindgames 3 ай бұрын

Egglands Best eggs hit different. There's no comparison really

@Faztkiller88 3 ай бұрын

Something about a v8 front engine rear drive car for me

@daganmoriarty1973 3 ай бұрын

This is my son too, all over the place! I'm like "Son, WHERE did you even come from with your car tastes?!" 🤣But hey, he's doing him!

@clouphon3019 2 ай бұрын

Oh Dagster where out thou

@marcove3 3 ай бұрын

Why don't Colin just add Micah to a YT Premium family plan?

@necmqcYT 3 ай бұрын

Calling Dave Chappelle lazy is hilariously sad.

@LateGreatHenry 2 ай бұрын

Chris wildly misrepresents the Bugs Bunny thing and I’m shocked Dagan didn’t correct him. Bugs is an amalgamation and as a character he’s influenced by of comedians, actors, and other icons of the time. It’s like calling Hawkeye from MASH a ripoff of Groucho Marx. 😐

@Spoonman671 3 ай бұрын

Chris thinks bath salts that go in the tub are the same thing as bath salts that makes a man eat somebody's face?

@victory7763 3 ай бұрын

Don't tell him, just let him keep talking for our entertainment. He gets a lot of stuff wrong lol. Its like watching an 8 year old talk sometimes

@jbcillatwill 3 ай бұрын

Micah should see some doctors.

@Sylvestror 3 ай бұрын

I half disagree with Chris about the Late Night Shows on KZfaq, if you look at the economics of live TV viewing they probably actually need the KZfaq presence. Now is it corporate manufactured opportunism, absolutely.

@dominicleone560 3 ай бұрын

Chris, I’m with you. I can taste zero difference between egg brands.

@DLan720 3 ай бұрын

How is youtube a “high growth” place for them? Channel has been stuck at high-80K subs for years and only recently got bumped to 90K because of Bradley Ellis. That’s about 3% growth over YEARS and if it weren’t for Brad that would be near-0% over, again, YEARS.

@Tatman2TheResQ 3 ай бұрын

Going through your comments, it's amazing you just come here to be an ass. Lol

@quezcatol 3 ай бұрын

yeah school shooting jokes are hard, but I will say this: if you gonna do one atleast pick a monday so we get the week off- you have to be a real asshole to do it on a friday and ruin everyones weekend!

@TechMetalRules 2 ай бұрын

Isn't Micah's dad supposed to be a chef or something? All her stories about his take on food are rough.

@josemauricio9629 3 ай бұрын

lol I do the same thing Mikah does with the N word. That's hilarious.

@KunaX3 3 ай бұрын

People who pay for KZfaq premium live in a parallel universe where AdBlock doesn't exist.

@deathproof8732 3 ай бұрын

Dude. Micah is weird as fk

@blondiemancojoe1066 3 ай бұрын

Colin is so out of touch now lol even dagen is in it.

@O-o-Azazel-o-O 2 ай бұрын

Trust Chris to not like chapelles jokes on the myth that is transgenderism. The others don't speak up to support him but don't correct his deluded viewpoint either because he is outspoken about having 'trans' friends. We will never beat this nonsense if we don't have the balls to speak up.

@Yosukesucks 3 ай бұрын

Better than air conditioning. Sleep butt naked with no underwear. Cotton sheets, in summer just use the bed sheet without the comforter/duvet. I hate humidity and heat but using this combo I fall asleep no problem and it's better than air conditioning which can make the room too cold and filled with dry air