I know Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker were bad but. You know what, yeah.

Alright back to 9/11.

Lol too true. It's odd hearing all this optimism

Reminds me of that tragedy.

Perfect analogy. Once you said it, I could think of no other way to describe it.

We've lost our NEW HOPE

man, i just watched their new trilogy reviews in reverse and here we are. how happy they are here is so tragic

Such poor fools...

@@benjihertog5040 the Mandalorian is our last hope for Star Wars

@@monsieurcondottiero2685 This comment....:(

I'm kinda confused by that line. What is meant by that? They can't be talking about the deepfake CGI playing Leia after Fisher's death in Rise of Skywalker, although it perfectly fits for that.

@@semperludens9241 theyre talking about maz kanata

mike has predicted more shit than the simpsons

It's because Rian Johnson watches RLM

The RLM to SW pipeline is real

Right? It for real feels like Ryan Johnson watched their show TOO MUCH

And he said, our Snoke theory sucked! Funny how things don't always go the way you think ;)

+solidsnake58 And yet people in the comments are calling him an asshole because they don't agree. "He put out over five hours worth of prequel bashing and he LOVED it?! FUCK HIM!"

+solidsnake58 I agree. You have a "cumulation" in place of "culmination," though, if you care to know.

+Luke Lewis Which characters didn't make sense? Han had been tracking the falcon, and Leia along with the resistance where told where the droid was. It made sense for them to be where they where. And nostalgia instead of creating something new? I feel it was more new with a tingling of nostalgia: A droid to escort, but a different type of droid. A desert planet, but not Tatooine and it has its own architectural style. Kylo had a lightsaber, but in a completely new style.

John-Francis Villines LOL! Whoops. Thanks :D

+Luke Lewis The main point was to show Anakin becoming Darth Vader, not to make some psuedo-philosophical point about some ideology being wrong.

I don't know why considering how rough and course sand is. Did I mention it gets everywhere?

I don't like sand. It's coarse and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

+twitch.tv/Lotzz the only okayish explanation i saw was that deserts have less life present on the planet [don't know why we don't see jedi with tundra origins in the movies tho] so when they become acclimated with using their force powers, they have a surge of the force from the life present around them. i mean disregarding space, i guess that's the closest reason.

+twitch.tv/Lotzz Obama is from the desert.

Well all that are related to Anakin are from Sand regions

Billy Nunez i know i liked your comment so it would have 100 likes

GG JJ... GG

it's poetry, it rhymes

Unfortunately all their planning budget for the trilogy went into matching this up.

we had Rey chasing the pirate’s gold in episode 9 and she even had a retractable opisometer!

@@adhirg I definitely got Pirates of the Caribbean flashbacks from that

One Piece Star Wars edition

The one piece!!!! The one piece is reallll!!!

​@@howler9171One Piece live action recently Destroyed Star Wars Ahsoka and other modern garbage!

+kev3d I went into the theatre, and am pretty sure ~2.5 hours transpired before I left.

Gotta be honest, when the movie ended I went home. I'm just saying.

You know what? When the movie started, the lights went dark at my theatre.

I heard that the people on screen were "pretending" to be the characters we saw, and that they are reciting words written down in a "script"...

+Tony Midyett CUT!

+PFS Venom But it rhymed. Like pottery! I mean poetry!

I'm sad that every single image *didn't* have so many things going on.

WhatPayne George Lucas will fix it with the Remastered Edition coming out 2020

I'm disappointed that we didn't get the long-awaited scene of Han whipping out that little laser-sword of his and going to town with it.

To be honest, this HitB was surprisingly dull. They had nothing interesting to say.

Jay and Mike are just sleep deprived

its amazing how often rich is right

I still think TFA is a really good movie, but not as good as the original movies. Maybe better than Return of the Jedi, idk.

@@GigaDonk99 I agree, it's just so hard to watch knowing none of what they set up matters.

We are all students in the classroom of Rich Evans

Don't make me cry.

: (

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 oh cmon that's unfair. Mass Effect was great to good until the last few moments. And there's a perfectly good mod to change the ending from horrible to decent. New Star Wars started going downhill pretty much from the first title crawl.

You could say it was a new hope?

Think they knew in 2020 there would be a general consensus that the prequels now aren’t so bad compared to these haha

While I read this, rich said those words almost exactly lol.

Pretty sure that was sarcasm

Thought it would be and hoped it would be aren't always the same thing!

help me darth vaders mask help me become a complete asshole haha

At this point the phantom pain isn't the most disappointing thing since my son.....

Even though I likes TLJ, RLMs reviews of the sequel trilogy basically represent the publics options in SW. Loved TFA, ready for more, and then no interest in where it goes post TLJ. Rian may have gone to far in a few places. Like to a casino planet.

"That's what I kind of forgotten that movies had was a little bit of a sense of humor" - Mike Stoklasa (2015)

@@DanBharry A lot of people hate TFA

@zacharymop I disagree. I think TFA allowed plenty of room for very easy justification for all the issues that some people had with it if the sequels had been done properly. Rey being a Mary Sue being the biggest issue. That could have easily been followed up by either the expected route of making Rey a generational inherently powerfully imbued force wielder because she was the offspring of a Skywalker or Kenobi, or more interestingly she could have been a non-familial instrument of the Force itself, adding to the mystical element of the Force. That would explain her vision when she grabbed the lightsaber and her seeming ease in tapping into the Force. Chosen possibly because of her unwavering faith and belief in the face of a harsh reality (that of her family returning for her after being abandoned or sold into slave labor.) If Snoke had been better written and made more of a powerful threat (even more so than Palpatine) and Kylo had been equally better explored, the Force being compelled to find balance to scales so heavily tipped by both, choosing someone to be it's instrument for the light side of the force (in a time when Jedi's no longer exist and their teachings have gone long since forgotten) would've explained everything on Rey's end perfectly and also would've been something new and interesting in the Star Wars universe.

Before the dark times. Before Disney

Bebi Meta they also could have done anything... like literally anything important at all with Finn. Such a good character premise that they just never explored. One thing i find REALLY interesting is how Poe killed Finns friend, and that’s what pushed him to leave the first order, and then to become friends with and save Poe. This idea has SO much potential if Finn found out that his reason to join the Resistance was that his current best friend *killed* his comrade. It would be a huge source of conflict and inner turmoil. Should Finn forgive him? Should he move on? But no. We got one tease about “something I need to tell you”, the pointless casino side plot and an awkward and forced romance with Rose that was also not built upon (thank god; best wishes to the actress though, people who went after her for the character she played are fuckwits) , a hug with Rey and Poe, and a whole lot of “REYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!”. Come on Disney. You had ‘unlimited power’ so to say, but you failed to ‘dew’ anything with the character that is 1) the only main character to be black so far (not counting Landó even though he’s cool because he was introduced at the end of the second movie and he isn’t part of the main trio of the OT; and mace windu is DEFINITELY not a main character) and 2) had the deepest thematic potential and backstory/setup for a character arc out of your whole trilogy.

Not even the review aged well. Yeesh

Its sad

maybe thats why he repeats it so much; its like laying awake thinking of cringey stuff you said as a kid

whoa

+Undead Nightorc How long before some of these films get chucked as non-canon like the EU?

+Patrick Johnson 2025

+Patrick Johnson Not soon enough

+Undead Nightorc As long as there's money to be made, it wont be over.

+Undead Nightorc Its sad because that's probably exactly what's going to happen.

oh and don't forget the part where she

It was really sad when she couldn't

didnt have a character arc

@@bathboy7115no no don’t you remember when she

buried Anakin’s lightsaber in sand

Jesus christ move on

That pertains to the world!! Not just Star Wars 🤷‍♂🤷‍♂🤣🤣

Seriously

Everyone who had two braincells and saw how many clichés TFA had and how little it anwsered?

Audiosane I think Star Wars movies are like fine whines they get better with time. Unless you're the Prequels in which case your fermented fecal matter later used to dip a knife in to make a deadly prison weapon. I would know I've been to prison... "Number 3. The Plot"

Rabbi Avner Echoberg-Shekelstein troll harder plz

The prequels are boring. They fucking suck. The OT special effects hold up more than the prequels do.

No they really don't. They're both outdated in different ways. OT fanboys are so obsessed with thinking they're some superior life form that they can't see that. Don't worry, one you'll grow up 👍🏾

His smile the whole way through the whole video is so adorable

It's so dense. Every single image has so many things going on.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

Mesas Join Darth Jar Jar

"Hes the funniest character weve ever had"

+tokyorider2019 "Did I say you could TAAAAALK?!"

+Charley Deppner I think it's clear the producers of TFA have watched the plinkett reviews and taken what they said to heart.

+supermot34 it's a shame they didn't watch the half in the bag episode of star trek into darkness

+Charley Deppner If I was Mike, I would feel pretty damn good about myself knowing that my work almost certainly contributed in no small way to the creative process of this film.

+supermot34 JAAAAAAAAA, MUTALISKU!!!!!!!!!!

+Charley Deppner I strongly believe that at some point, everyone involved in the movie watched the Plinkett review and a lot of what he said hit home. You can always dismiss fan boys but Plinkett took down the Phantom Menace from a producers view point. And I think it really helped Lucas realize that he didn't have it any more and needed to let someone take over.

Nevermind, I made it to the end of the video. I take it back. I take it all back.

Wasn't he a janitor?

@@purplehermit Yet he did nothing. You say he was bred for war yet there is no evidence in the movies to suggest that. All we know is he was kidnapped and was a janitor. There is a lot of Finn's past we do not know. Why did Phasma have a special interest in him? What was his training like? Why even have storm troopers be janitors when droids are more efficient? Why did he hate Phasma so much?

@@purplehermit They are led by Hux so yeah they are dumb. Also, if the stormtroopers are so great why did Kylo wanted to go back to clones? Even he had no faith in them. If they are bred for war, Finn would not freak out and would have killed those civilians. What makes him so different than the other stormtroopers?

Some PTSD would've helped out, or him simply squeezing out when people actually need him, but no... Star Wars is the same bland shit it's always been. Wagnerian opera where characters have no functional psychology, simply pawns that are driven to annihilate the other color and that's where these sequels offed themselves. It's also why so many people dislike the prequels.

A painfully under developed character, whose arc regressed as the series went forward.

+Killermike2178 Ha ha, that's hilarious. I'd want a light saber to my gut too if I found out that narcissistic prick was a relation of mine.

+kev3d wasn't the Jones movies just dreams that Han Solo had when he was frozen in carbonite?

Palpatine: "Do it." LaBeouf: "JUST DO IT!" Guys, I just came up with the best theory...

No chill

+Harry S. Plinkett It is an honor to be acknowledged by you, sir.

And that's why it's so important.

They planned this all along!

+filip ao it's like poetry - it rhymes.

+Rathial It's like pottery

+Jackald This is my favorite comment all day. You understand me.

yes congratulations to Half In the Bag on turning 100. your almost as old as Harry S. Plinket!

THOSE HACK FRAUDS

+WDGcentral0224 Oh. I didn't even know there was a new Alvin and the Chipmunks move. Well its going to suck

@Tom Ffrench except the part in TPM where they make The Force ™ an inheritable trait that's in your blood LMAO

Well it's about family, and that's what makes it so special

@@bilbobaggins9451 The prequel movies suck, go watch the OT and get over it.

You would have to sink pretty low to actually defend the prequels lol. You need to watch other movies

Honestly, TFA and TLJ both work pretty well in my opinion. TROS threw it all in the trash.

@@bilbobaggins9451 you're pretty narrow-minded if you think crapping on the Prequels is limited to RLM

@@frankmerker630 The prequels had a plan at least

+Blue Division They should fix it for the bluray release. Go put her in that scene, jesus, she belongs there.

That would have been perfect! Now I'm mad that they didn't do that.

Yeah when Finn fought the Stormtrooper using the light saber woulda been better to have him go against phasma....

+Sara E. Mayhew But that trooper got fried by Han. I don't think anybody wants Phasma dead yet. I mean Boba Fett was pretty hyped too and he never did much.

+Sara E. Mayhew The real question is do all important Stormtroopers have chrome armor or is it only the girl ones? Now I'm imagining her listening to punk rock and spray painting her armor in a kind of "You can't tell me what to do dad" way.

good to see you here Mr Sunday Movies. Friggin love yer channel.

+Mr Sunday Movies How do you appear on every comment section?

+Mr Sunday Movies Hey mr sunday!

+The Clumsy Toaster goat powers

+Mr Sunday Movies Your comment just makes me remember "Yeah, i'm with the resistance. YES I'm with the Resistance. I'm a resistance warrior btw"

+OmnipotentO no,, they weren't. & what's with them still using those stupid Tie fighters?? it's 20 yrs later,, stupid 'space nazis' have built a gigantic death planet,,, but they're still using shitty, outdated aircraft ?? oh right,,, just another stupid movie. heroes win,,, again,,,, because,,,,, things.

+shorebreak69 Because Disney can't be arsed to come up with new ship designs. This movie had even less ship variety than the older movies.

+shorebreak69 Because you all would have fucking complained and there would be thousands of comments like "WHERES MY TIE FIGHTER"

+OmnipotentO Nor were they in the original trilogy

g in the originals, Tie Fighters were 'space vehicles', I can't remember them ever flying in atmosphere,,,, at least Lucas tried to keep his vehicles looking like they were capable of flight, even in the prequels.( I'm abit of a science nerd, find it difficult to enjoy sci-fi fantasy if it isn't based on real world physics).

+xpantherx I'd say that was one of my main motives for watching it as well.

lol me too

+xpantherx Living it to it's fullest!

I don't even care about seeing it, but I really want to watch this review. So my main motivation is a hack fraud KZfaq video. Well played Disney. Well played. To be fair that doesn't say much about the film, I have only seen the teaser trailer and I can already predict what will happen. It will follow the same structure as the first Star Wars from 1977, our heroes will be introduced early on but probably after the villain, there will be a big low point where someone dies (most likely Harrison Ford's character, and if that happens I hope they don't have a wookie crying seen because that will create some mixed emotions in the audience - 'coz it will probably be hilarious), at the end they destroy something or retrieve an object that will become relevant in later films and it all ends with a big, happy ceremony where everyone gets medals or something similar.

you're wasting it on consumerism. join the club

me, and this is both funny and sad at the same time. I used to like "the force awakens" when it came out, but "the last jedi" was so bad it made me retroactively hate it. now I just think the disney trilogy is not canon and only the lucas movies count. the prequels are masterpieces compared to what disney did.

Yes sir

episodes 1 and 2 are horrible but the disney sequel trilogy is even worse, so in comparison episodes 1 and 2 seem to be better.

I don't agree, I know they even think episode 3 is bad, but episode 3 is good, it feels like that was the story lucas wanted to tell but he was stuck having to do episodes 1 and 2 as "filler" just because he randomly decided to retroactively name the original star wars "episode 4".

Episode 3 was good: massacres jedi toddler school

Rich isn't completely sold on anything. :)

+Malovus I also hated how most of the expository dialogue happened while something interesting or exciting was happening, not while sat down or walking slowly through corridors.

+Malovus And what about shot/reverse shot scenes of people sitting and talking? It can't be Stah Whoas without moar of that!

+KarlBunker sitting... and talking. Sitting... and talking, walking slowly through a computer generated hallway "we must act quickly (!) if we're to stop the chancellor" and talking and sitting and ta

+legoharry100 He was the key to all of this.

+Malovus That comment with your profile picture, gold. And I just realised Spice and Wolf is exactly what the prequels would have been if George Lucas understood economics (and romance) :D

+MrLonewolfozz Don't say that, it's bad enough that we Rey could be Luke's daughter, to lead us into Star Wars: Generations.

Who may or may not have been from a previous marriage.

+MrLonewolfozz Star Wars rule number 558, thou shall not speak of the Holiday Special.

+MrLonewolfozz I thought Lumpy died from cancer. Did someone use Force Chemo to save him?

Carrie Fisher doing duck face for 2 hrs.

that's the worst part, the absolute lack of any kind of consistency

It’s so true. So very true. If TFA was just the beginning of things getting more and more ambitious and well executed, it would’ve been looked back on fondly, albeit with its flaws. The promises made in TFA were part of the “score” we gave it in our minds at the time. Then Ep. 8 happened... Oh...

+EvanSol919 59 is the new 83

+EvanSol919 Is she seriously 59? My parents are 57 and 56 respectively and they look 30 years younger than her. No offense I know she used to be hot as fuck but age has done some bad things to her.

+gronndar Oh yes of course! I mean I'm no prude but those amphetamines (coke, meth) will age a person like a dog. +PatrickJohnson Bwahaha!

+MrZeopediaR6 she's bipolar, which explains a lot of her drug abuse. it's sad, really. she hasn't had it easy, despite being in Star Wars films and being married to a music legend like Paul Simon.

Well I'll be damned, KrisKelvin, so she is. thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/celebrity-mental-illness-awareness-111__880.jpg?quality=94&strip=info&w=880

+JackFlash85 idiot. That movie was utter shit. a rehashed retelling of a rehashed retelling of a shit story in a galaxy where nothing makes any sence. oh right,,, the force,,,,,, hehehe,,,,,

+JackFlash85 and it failed

ayy I'm 55, watched this trash with my 15 yr old son, his bestie & younger brother. They've watched all the toons,, played all the games,,, & the verdict was unanimous,,, this movie sucked. It veered away from established lore so radically it made no sense.

+Joshua Gibbons It succeeded in ways we'd never expected.

silentwolfSW97 hahahaha!!! it succeeded like Twilight succeeded in making terrifying vampires fucking pussies!

I can't see that or anything at all! I'm horribly blind!

Jar Jar Abrams.

Jeremy Martin What are you doing typing at your computer..... You should drive down to your local eye doctor and get those peepers looked at bud!

i wish i could like your user name too

+BronzeBullBalls I think it's possible that's why it was written that Han and Leia had broken up. Ford agreed to be in the movie so long as there was no kissing with Leia, so they wrote the story with that in mind.

+dgph0 I thought craigslist was the worst hive.

Damn right. I loved this movie, fuck all the people spewing senseless hate.

+NotThatGuyYouKnow Because Star Wars is love, Star Wars is life ;)

+dgph0 "Play that song again!" Doot dee doot dee doot dee dooo...!!!!!

+dgph0 No thats Tumblr

Seems there are many RLM fans at Disney.

18:20 it’s about family

agusrum94 and that’s what makes it powerful

Yeah in every movie the characters are the Ones that made the film, look at pulp fiction, the story itself isn't that interesting but the characters are so interesting to heard out that we really want to know more about them while the film goes on. And Look at shymalan or the wachowskis in the last airbender and jupiter asending, these people focus too much in their stories that the forgot to make interesting the characters, and they deliver us a complet mess

+Slevin Reviews I honestly think the people who hate this movie are Expanded Universe fans who have spent hundreds of hours learning about all the little technical details about the SW universe, and wanted more of that super dense unnecessarily complex lore, because they can't see that Star Wars is ultimately fantasy adventure in space and not hard sci fi

ToseRoyal yeah star wars since the beggining always ment to be an original material of the cinema. Like citizen kane, indiana jones, back to the future, E.T, pulp ficcion, matrix, and so cor it. It was never based on a book or a comic book

ToseRoyal I'm a expo fan. As a matter in fact, my favorite thing from Star Wars is the story of Jacen Solo (Darth Caedus). I would have loved to see that story become a movie but what we got was great and I'm happy with it.

***** The film industry including Disney are definitely trying to get as much money as possible from these IP's as they always have, but many people did genuinely enjoy the movie, and it seems like for the most part the people who did not like it are long time hardcore star wars fans who are being cynical

+NoobSayBoot It's stylistically designed to be that way

+9_Bucks Meesa show you the ways uva the dark side, just like Ani!

paranoidude Did you read the script too?

+Ridge Patterson This is actually his way of... Making the best movie that he can.

+Joseph Mostarda Not yet...

And the empire Was defeated by ewoks

***** we can all agree that both have better personality than bella and katniss, in my opinion those are real mary sues here

***** and luke in two years of training defeated darth vader even thoung he was trained since he was a child..... and goku learn the kamehameha in 5 seconds. if its a man is okey, if its a woman everybody loses their mind

***** Luke's "Training" in a nutshell -- Obi-wan hands Luke his father's lightsaber and Luke somehow knows intuitively how to turn it on. Luke then witnesses the Jedi Mind Trick in Mos Eisley, but is never really taught by Ben how to use it. On the Falcon, Luke receives about twenty minutes of training with a flying whiffle ball, gets his ass kicked, but is told to put the blast shield down and trust his feelings, and within SECONDS is able to fend off a number of blasts. Ben then literally tells him, "You've taken your FIRST steps into a larger world." Training Session Ends. Luke then somehow makes it through the Death Star. His teacher DIES during that time. After barely understanding the concept of hyperdrive earlier in the film -- which Han explains to him -- he ends up gunning a piece of hardware different from a T-16 and takes out 2 TIE Fighters. He returns to Yaavin, and is handed a million dollar piece of equipment to fly on the Rebellion's greatest mission -- despite not getting the concept of something simple like hyperdrive hours earlier. He manages to OUTMANEUVER his Ace-Pilot dad with decades of experience -- with BOTH WINGMEN GONE -- turn off his targeting computer, and score the Galaxy saving shot that the head of the squadron -- with YEARS more experience than Luke -- couldn't hit. Like Rey in Force Awakens, piloting skills are MENTIONED, but NEVER SHOWN till dramatically convenient. On Hoth, Luke is able to retrieve his lightsaber with the Force, even though no one taught him how to do that either. On Dagobah, Yoda doesn't even want to train him! After failing some key tests, Luke leaves DESPITE his training not being complete. Training time? Depending on who you talk to, either a few days, weeks, or months. But certainly not since a "Youngling" like Jedi are supposed to be. On Bespin, he fends off an attack from a guy who's been sabering since a child, DOES get his ass kicked, but lives to fight another day after calling Leia (a skill never shown in-film before). In Jedi, he builds his lightsaber SOMEHOW, uses the mind trick (who did Yoda teach him to practice that on? The swamp frogs?), and defeats a Rancor without even using the Force (why pick a rock up when you can Force chuck it?). He then goes back to Dagobah and Yoda says HIS TRAINING IS SOMEHOW COMPLETE! He then goes to Endor and convinces a bunch of Killer Teddy Bears to enlist with the help of his droid. Then he goes to Death Star II and BESTS his dad with decades of experience, including the CLONE WARS -- all based on a few months of Yoda's training which INITIALLY FAILED in Empire, and with NO ADDITIONAL TRAINING since then. He then pilots out of the exploding space station in JUST the knick of time. Conclusion? Luke is obviously a well rounded character who had nothing come easy to him. Rey is a Mary Sue.

***** get out of your basemen a get leid...for good

+Catzilla Clearly they will build a bigger one, because this one wasn't big enough. In Episode IX: Return Of The Reboot the resistance will have to destroy Stardeath Station by exploiting a glaring weakness that allows them to disable the solar-system sized spacestation by attacking a single point with a small group of X-Wing fighters.

+Catzilla ...yeah I know. I also thought that too because I mean what exactly is the conflict going to be here? Getting that pos villain (yes that is what I will call him, so bite me whoever felt otherwise) to be a good guy? Is that what the rest of the films are going to sum up to now other than stopping these new empire wannabes?

+Jason Brown man!! youre in almost every comment... get a life!

They wanted it out of the way asap. It was the weakest part of the movie. A very very strong movie that was killer without Starkiller.

That's what I thought was gonna happen too. Would have been great. Sadly, as is, the Starkiller Base was the weakest part of the movie.

Rogue Two

*Rebel One

I love how disgusted Mike sounds having to not be snarky and bitter about the film

Binty?

Where are your sequels now?

How do you feel now?

Beautifully stated. I totally agree.

A great sentiment, 100% correct.

Wow. I got emotional reading your post. While I was I could hear P. Diddy's "I'm coming home" in the background and a story come full circle and redemption.

I'm listening to John Williams' Superman suite now. :) Another movie series that has seemingly been obliterated by idiotic producers and poor filmmakers. Maybe there's still hope for that too...

The same sort of emotion is evoked in the recent Star Trek Beyond review, Mike looks so emotional talking about the series and his hospital analogy struck a bit of a chord with me.

I'd love to hear a full, spoiler-y review from you mate

+RedTeamReview The same here. Overall I loved the movie, I just find John Williams wasn't inspired in this one. No memorable tracks (nor the resistance or the first order if we compare them to any memorable tracks on the other 6 films).

I disagree on John Williams' music. I love his theme for the Resistance.

+TheDragonSuperman Spacespanic.

+Lord of midgets Agree, there was definitely an agenda at play. The storm trooper guy and scavenger girl are really cool characters that break stereotypes, whereas the new villain is basically one huge cringey stereotype. It almost looked like they actually designed his costume to give him a hunchback like Richard the Third.

+TheEnigmaStyle hack fraud review by hack frauds. oh right,,, Kylo Ren was a great character,,,,, fuck off.

I kinda thought A New Hope was written for everybody, but shit if you think a child has enough writing chops to write something like that all power to you.

Yeah man fuck criticism I agree

You're right. I'll multiply my opinion and see if I get any further, thanks for the advice mate.

+WoWznaggels I agree with +TheEnigmaStyle

A lot of people think the second Death Star and the Ewok involvement are really dumb and that Han Solo and Leia’s complete lack of character development are major flaws in Jedi, but everything else is pretty good

Damn almost everything I agree upon, even the final helicopter shot.

Then h8ful 8

And then we can finally all die

You just know that the episode will be about hateful 8 and ridiculous 6. They are too similar, both are directed by the worst hacks.

TheOjkk wait

+TheOjkk Too similar? They are both a group in a western environment. But Hateful 8 is going to be good and not directed by a hack.

@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero TFA sucked

+ZyxthePest Totally agree, the characters are far less sure of themselves except for Poe of course.

Rey is the TOTAL inverse of Luke. She's a survivor and fighter who wants a normal life, whereas look was a farm boy who wanted to be a fighter and survivor. It's much less rhyming as a new twist. Anyone saying she's a Mary Sue is insane.

Thank you! Summed up my views perfectly.

+ZyxthePest 100% agree, this movie paved the way for potential greatness. All the people complaining about it being a remake or whatever, sure, it was similar to A New Hope. Which, if you ask me, is a necessary 'evil', if anything.

+ZyxthePest and just who is this magical group of people who conveniently think Star Wars is an epic grand story? Please. I can't see how anyone not familiar with any of the films at least know that it is a rather simple tale just told quite well. As far as I'm concern the only point of this film is and yes I went there to do what the Phantom Menace did, i.e. start the franchise again. That's it. I mean wtf. Other than Kylo Ren, the worse thing about this movie is that there is nothing to it at all even characters who I felt nothing for even Rey who I hoped I would like. All the movie sums up to is, some group wants to take things over again, they're stopped by the rebels (no surprise), Luke is found, and Rey is likely a jedi (again no surprise), the end. That's Episode 7 in a nutshell.

+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel cleaning toilets jar jar

+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel She dudn't

+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel delete this

He lives on, in C3PO's arm!

+Exinthevatican: Vinesauce Joel Joel? Joel! What did I tell you about watching movie reviews!

+Joshua Roberts but it did

+Joshua Roberts what about it makes you say that

+Joshua Roberts all of it? wow, so edgy

+Joshua Roberts If you expected the new movie to beat the OT, it definitely didn't. If you just expected it to be a legitimate movie that's better than the prequels, it definitely did.

ultimateblaze23 It isn't bad, lol.

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That would be an interesting twist. I imagine the ending to that being something like Rey sees Finn get killed or seriously injured by Kylo or Hux and she just goes ham and tries to murder them. She is then defeated and taken to Snoke where she is tortured mercilessly before Ren's eyes. She is then turned into an Assassin and after witnessing such cruelty and the little tug of the light side, Kylo goes back to the Republic and tries in all his power to get his mother's trust and love back and finish his Jedi training under Luke. Luke is then killed by Rey while his guard is down and Kylo goes to confront Rey and bring her back to the Light. An emotional battle ensues much like in Jedi and they both come to the Light and push Snoke into beyond the outer rim into unknown space, like with the Forgotten Empire.

+jhon doe I've never seen Harry Potter sooo

Han is reckless and unconcerned with laws and morals that keep him from doing what he wants. Leia would have struggled raising him with the loss of everyone she loves and her home planet. Ben was raised in a dysfunctional home with parents who could never work and would always argue. combine that with the zest for power that vader, luke and Leia all show it becomes very reasonable that he would seek a father figure and something to belong to that also helped him reach his goals.

UNCLE UTTERS disney would NEVER do that to the little girl fans... unfortunately

Don't call me out like that.

* "I am in this comment and I don't like it."

You dudn't

I saw Rich Evans and I clapped...

Awe... same :-/

Jay is editing the episodes

I can see gritty untrained lightsaber fights for free down at the ticket line.

***** They must be awesome then. I liked the choreographed ones as well -- but they're tiring.

+Badge Man They are if they don't have any real training, which obviously Rey didn't have, and Kylo seemed to forget about it with the blaster wound in his side.

If they had been flipping around and shit that wouldn't make any sense

+Yat Nami Rey is the best at whatever the situation demands tho.

Wut Darth Bane was in that?

Icup200169 For like, two minutes on the very last episode of the entire series lol

except it was a pretty bad rendition of Bane's character, in his books he's a calculated and logical mastermind and in that Clone Wars episode he was just a scary ghost man, I love the Clone Wars but I was pretty disappointed with that little reference

GregTehGoose I wouldn't know about all that, most of my knowledge of Star Wars is the films and TOP TEN THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT DARTH VADER'S SUIT

+Swordsman99k A fraud is never late, Brodo Faggins.

+Swordsman99k Pretty sure Lucas co-wrote the screenplay, so it's not like he has nothing to do with the project.

+Swordsman99k It will generate more money for him, without him having to raise his ass out of a chair. I doubt he'll be mad at JJ for that.

Uh, no, Lucas didn't co-write the screenplay.....not one word.

Gavin Petrie No on that account, he owns nothing to do with Star Wars now.

Gerry Gonzalez same here lmao. Rip Carrie :(

I love how she was a drugged up weirdo one day, and an inspiration to millions the next. I'm pretty sure she'd find that funny herself. Rest in peace, Carrie Fisher, you amazing drugged up weirdo.

+John Cummings I don't think they were "dancing around" emotional moments, they had new characters and the prime goal is to introduce them. I feel like emotional heavy lifting comes later. But I ended up falling in love with these characters. But I agree it was reminiscent of Episode IV, to the point where the end climax was REALLY similar, but that's fine.

I completely agree. It's a good movie, but in no way a great one. If the movie was not Star Wars related people would simple label this a well done big budget film instead of acting like its one of the best movies they have ever seen.

+John Cummings Everyone says it's like ANH, and while those similarities are obvious, it seems to combine ANH and TESB, with a couple elements of ROTJ mixed in (flying through the Star Destroyer / flying through the Death Star, Poe has to fly inside Star Killer to blow it up, the Rebels had to fly inside the second Death Star to blow it up).

The climax was Rey x Ren, I really didn't care much about the Starkiller stuff, beside Poe.

+No Youmaynot basically an unoriginal movie

+Enjoy the Decline Honestly though, they could have blown up Coruscant, it wouldn't made a difference. The only reason they didn't do it is because it would upset the fans.

+Jeremi Ulanowski upset the fans? fuck coruscant, fuck the prequels lol

+Jeremi Ulanowski they blew up "random city planet nr 2" then. Funny how there are duplicates of all the classic SW planets in this: there's an Endor copy, a Hoth copy, a Tatooine copy and a Coruskant copy!

+Enjoy the Decline says the guy who's posting comments on a redlettermedia youtube channel.

This movie just didn't want any call backs to the prequels

So what you're saying is... TFA was A New Hope?

Problems (cont.): -The rebels destroy a planet in five minutes with a tiny fleet. In Jedi they had an armada just to fight half a Death Star, and the Super Star Destroyer. -The remnants of the Empire building a planet sized weapon. Building a base the size of a moon was insane enough. There's no way they had enough time to build a weapon so huge that it's not only clearly seen from space, but takes up most of the planet. -That railingless walkway Ren kills Han on. What a death trap. The CGI background in that scene is awful too. -Rei being able to fly the Falcon instantly through ridiculously tight spaces. -The sanitizing of the violence. While Star Wars has never been overly graphic, they still managed to tone it down. No longer do we see pilots screaming as they're blown to bits. And did they even let any of the female pilots get killed? -Rei and Fin trust each other too fast. Same with Fin and Poe. -Rei locating Luke on planet Ireland right away. Good thing that map was up to date

Those are all valid except the railings thing. That was a nitpick.

+Steven Aleksis Well it is only the first movie in a trilogy. New Hope didn't have that much tension. You knew Luke was gonna win.

EvilDoresh Yep.

I CLAPPED!

Zer0dog, I had low expectations, and it managed to disappoint even those. It wasn't well made. The editing mistakes are glaring.

+Tomily182 I'm also going to toss master of the bo staff onto your list. She's essentially a slave on that planet and she ekes out a meager existence. When, where, and with whom did she learn mastery of the bo staff?

If she had been trained by Luke why wouldn't kylo start screaming and crying like "master liked you better whaaa"

+Tomily182 I find it incredibly hard to believe... that YOU find it hard to believe, that someone who's existences relies solely on scavenging ships for parts, taking those parts apart, and selling them, would have a fairly decent knowledge on how they work. So... it explains he technician abilities, her piloting abilities, and her scavanging abilities pretty easily. "perfect fighter" based on what? The fact that she barely managed to beat a hurt, emotionally unstable, cocky, pretentious rookie jedi turned sith in saber fight that was 95% her running, ducking, blocking, and trying not to get killed? Yeah... okay. And perfect Jedi? She did two things. It's not like she was force pushing jets into stormtroopers like carrie or some shit. But It's a valid complaint. So far, the only valid complaint though.

Helldog6 1 she was stronger than luke after 3 movies 2 kylo was not fucking hurt...watch the way he moves. he over powers fin with pure strength and moves with great agility. he moves as if hurt after rey cuts him 3 "that rookie jedi" he is leader of the knights of ren..trained by luke skywalker himself as well as snoke. in the vision rey has you see him slaughter a jedi learner with dozens of dead others all over the ground. he can freeze lazers in mid air as well as freeze people in place. we have not seen this power yet from anyone the point is simple if she is good at everything it makes fin look like C3P0...she is the one man A team

jake l0rd 1) I said it was a valid complaint 2) Kylo got hit, directly, with a Bowcaster that's been constantly shown to put grown ass men (and women) on their ass for the 10 count. He was bleeding (they showed the blood on him and in the snow). Being injured and being immobile are not the same thing. A minor injury can easily change the complexion of a fight, an injury like that can greatly change it. However, that doesn't mean they will immediately hinder movement, strength and speed. All Finn getting overpowered means is that a hurt Ren is still stronger than a healthy Finn. If that wasn't enough, he's constantly shown to hit his side multiple times and i thought his abandonment of skill and technique for a more aggressive style, illustrates perfectly his lack of experience and skill, and shows that the injury had effected him. Let me make a point clear, the level of someones skill is nothing more than a statistic when you get down to it. A high level fighter just means a higher probability of winning. A high leveled fighter can lose to a novice, it happens all the time. The likelihood of that happening is slim, yes, but it's probable. The injuries, the internal conflict, the cockiness, are all factors that increase the probability of the novice being able to win. The higher the probability, the higher chance of getting beaten. That doesn't mean the novice will win every time, however, in this case, they did. 3) Leader of the knights of Ren? And that means what? What have we seen? Nothing. What they are? Who they are? What they do? What they can do? Each of their respective skills? Their abilities? For all we know they are a great team that uses team-work to help amplify ones singular abilities and play off them for greater success? Or maybe they're all better than Ren but Ren was put in charge because of his sensitivity to the force? Or maybe because he's Snokes apprentice? Him being a member of the Knights of Ren says absolutely nothing about his skill level and the only thing we know of them is that he's the leader and that they are in a force flashback at one point. And all him being a leader of them say, possibly, is that he's better than them. And trained by Luke... in what? Force? Which would explain his immense force abilities. However, Luke's Saber ability lacks tremendously from what we know. He trained, really, to beat an old burnt man with limited motion and lacking physical strength. But he didn't spend his whole life being trained in Saber-wielding. Ben didn't teach him, Yoda.. as far as we know... didn't teach him how to fight with a Saber either. How good could Luke possibly be with a Saber? Good enough to give student passable skills? Which Ren clearly has? And what do we know about Snoke's training? We know Ren never completed it. And we've never actually seen a sith training their apprentice in saber fighting, and they seem to focus mainly on Force abilities. But still, you see the point.