agreed

Yes it was very funny and I had a laugh to .

Superb!

AB is the Don of Auditing.

@@sgthaggis1448 Superbly true!

lol

@@noelward8047 Even you as a woman probably appreciate the one with the big jugs

@@noelward8047 I've learned that I must always assume that everyone on KZfaq identifies as a woman , in order to avoid misgendering people... I'm identifying as a can of tuna today. Please use the proper pronouns

@ Jimbo H ... And Any Future Readers. There Is A Part 3 Its Called Essex Boys.

@@Haywood-Jablomie I didn't know if she was wearing a push up bra or not

IKR

Me too sooo funny

😂😂😂

Well she must have been happy because like she said she was off and getting in the way of an honest guy doing his job, she ask if he wanted help he replied politely NO, she was in the wrong, treat people how you want to be treated, she is to protect the people, they don’t know the law, how can they protect the right people if they don’t know that..... and all she cares about is her mates and where they all do there Corrupa

@Ricky Bantz hello lady in the video

I think the blond looked well nice

@@AuditingBritain would they of had the legal power to arrest capture abduct kidnap arrest detain torture handcuff you also as well taser pepper spray you if you resist refuse arrest well thank the lord they dont have access to handguns truncheons batons even on duty

That was so funny. Come back in 2021... Killer comment.

Who needs guns & knives with comments like that! Beautiful & Brutal at the same time. Your are too clever for them!!

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i?

😂😂😂😂

At this rate he might make it as a stand up. Certainly has more than enough material and that perfectly timed delivery is natural as it gets. Can't stop smiling 😄

No. 1 P.C. bully boy Redditch po po No. 2 Pardon my French. No. 3 Kerens.

@@AuditingBritain Dude, I havn't been so eager for the next episode since Breaking Bad.

Titled, "The Essex bird" , "Mary Poppins" and the "Shot-putter".

These are the best ones.

Yeah AB needs to bring back his Italian side, it was genuinely convincing, would be authentic if he knew basic Italian however 😂😂

Chris Cringleford. Look up Auditing Britain Italian,you'll get it there.

Nothing beats the Italian episode!!!! 😂

Still waiting on a Borat episode.

same its 2am i am dieying🤣

😂😂😂😂 one of the best 😅😅😅

He could probably still outrun her with a pulled muscle

That cracked me up 🤣 I feel that

Could have been his love muscle but I doubt it.

LOLOL

Haha Funny and great observation. Have a well deserved 'Like' from me, to reach the magic 100 number of 'Likes' : )

🤣🤣The test - walk to the other side of a room + pick up a dohnut🍩

@@Jo-xg6rk Change the price ticket in the supermarket, then walk out quickly.

When my missus went for it a few years ago it was a bleep test and you had to get a 4.5 which anyone could get off the couch with a hangover and do lol. The fire service is 8.8 for comparison

Bonus video for AB coming up, why can't they just back down?

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

Your definitely not alone their😅 need to see the next one yesterday 😄

So true

Bingo ✔️

Essex’s Police Finest

It's called being rude - you represent his audience perfectly if you find that funny.

​@@danfirth3431 and? Whats your opinion on them not knowing the laws they are meant to enforce?

Spot on it's because in the real world they are actually good for nothing so they think an over egged ego gives them some credibility

Well said.

Absolutely and it's been festering for so long until AB came along. What a great job he does. I wonder would he mind if I did a Audit Ireland or even better he comes over here😃The Garda 👮 here make your police look like they're doing their job sadly...

Makes you wonder how much stuff goes on when there are no cameras about. We're seeing almost daily now stories of police brutality and corruption. One today of some 56yo goon throwing an autistic 10yo boy across the floor while all his police colleagues stood there and did nothing.

Splendid example of the dunning kruger affect..

😂😂😂😂😂 I'm the same

I love how they keep asking if he needs any help.

@@dev0random Can you imagine her in the day room of "one flew over the cuckoo's nest" asking her carer's if anyone needs any help.

@@johnstonlee right you are, Officer ;-)

@@johnstonlee I've noticed on these audits that military police are more well drilled and seem to have better social skills when dealing with the public and have more serious things to protect than most people don't know. Including your average cop.

they really stand like mupets

😂 🤣 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 classic one liner 🤣

But she really doesn't

Brilliant lol

They are clingons and not very clever ones just out of control unstable miserable lasses.

Don’t think they were pissed - they seemed completely sober. They were extremely annoying though and should have minded their own business

@@isyt1 Are you British?

@@carltonlambert7608 yes mate

Until you come back to 2021. I'm dead. 😭

Bit strange filming police building though

There’s nothing funny about the police think of poor Sarah everard , there’re a disgrace

@@charliecraig2043 Daft comment to make.

@@charliecraig2043 Why?

@@brimkathstampex2306 Going out to film a police station to provoke police officers and hopefully get some content just to feed his ego.

😉

Shes built like a rugby prop forward

@@animal79thecat love this 😂😂😂😂

Tbf she looks like she could batter him

She’s TRYING her best to look like Paris Hilton with her props.

He has the best balance between humour and being firm with the Police. I love psychology and this guy is very clever how he plays divide and rule by being selective who he is nice to and who not to be nice to.

Whats so amazing about judging peoples appearance?

mate, she nearly broke down on the back of a little push back.

Exactly

Ha ha bang on mate

She was even huffing and scoffing at one point lmao!

She is so desperate to be a real man.

What do they say about them?

@@huskyfaninmass1042 sl ags

Not only Essex girls but blonde as well even if only out of a bottle

@Glockjaw 😭 you done crying ?

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Not really. He has been detained on the terrorist act twice in recent times. They are clocking on

@@hasan1980hb He got a payout for one of them.

Brilliant again! The blonde police lady couldn't stop laughing!! 😂

No Disrespect Dash Cam Network My Favourites Are .... "Pardon My French" "Derbyshire Police" "West Midlands Police" And Definitely This One

@@davidc6633 botox police was the best one but it seems to have been taken down... for a SECOND TIME.

He also told her to take them off while addressing him :)) Unbelievebale

That psychedelic dress deserved comment, too!

Was actually a very childish personal insult. Unnecessary

@@exiledone69 Insult?

@@sartemisa1 That's is true

Mr Patterson, Mrs Patterson.

Can't believe she was off duty. Basically no power but that BIG EGO😂

Ey up ahr Kev.

Haha spot on 😆

@@johnrowe3019 Is EGO the NEW PC word for AR5E

bunch of clowns ...

Same here mary poppins then yellow snow i hurt my sides laughing that much i was crying.

@@SAMJE123456 AB is a legend so funny but cool with it 👍

They wouldn't

They probably would laugh. And feel like they have been tangoed

Won't ever see it.... too busy watching love Island

hopefully their friends and family get to see what nasty people they are to the public.

I doubt that. They don't recruit the brightest, they recruit the ones they can order around and who won't question the legality of the order. What leaves my jaw dropped every single time with these FOOLS is that if someone seriously wanted to do them harm (because unlike THEM the general public aren't sociopathic SCUMBAGS that have no honour), they wouldn't see it coming! You wouldn't broadcast your intentions by standing outside and making yourself a target, you'd use google earth and "drive bys". So THAT in and of itself PROVES it is a plain and simple power trip to force you to "move along" and NOTHING to do with them feeling secure or threatened. If they feel threatened by someone holding a camera, then I can only assume they are conscious that their activities are unlawful!

Mmmm

Yeah

Actually

I would think her wife is in for some serious discipline, she'll get home and say "OK darling, brace yourself, I've had a shitty day!!

😂😂😂😂

She’s a feminist and has 3 male bodies in her shed

Wife???

Me to i crying when you said marry Poppins is coming 😂.

Scitzophrinia is her best and many friends.

*schizophrenia

Nah, even if I liked Benny as kid, this Monthy Python and John Cleese style was better.

😂😂😂

Those girls used to chase Benny around in their underwear. You want to see that? 😅

🙏🏼

👍

Love It

fiwmin da biwdin

Very smooth

Well no. They are off duty which makes it even more ridiculous 😂 Can't get over that big big BIG EGO 😂😂

ready for tears she was. They must never have been told 'no' on their lives.

Princesses.

ABE - Always Be Escalating.

I wasn't going to say anything, but as you have.... The problem I have experienced is that a lot of the female officers work and conclude more with emotion and not with reason, logic and of course....with the law. I think the guy in blue there said to those ladies that some uniformed police would go and speak to AB.... And I think their emotional bruised egos would have been satisfied, thinking in thier own heads that AB would be on track to get his "comeuppance"... Payback in thier minds......... Ladies.... Curb your emotions please.

I'm a women and feel exactly the same, I actually groan out loud at the women, They're relentless 😫😫

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