Citizen's Arrest

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Auditing Britain

Auditing Britain

2 жыл бұрын

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@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Must watch kzfaq.info/get/bejne/g7NlosmQ2qqviZc.html
@diabetes30yr60
@diabetes30yr60 2 жыл бұрын
When asked why you wearing sunglasees you could see how much she needed to hold that laugh in. But lip filler wasn't a happy bunny fab one AB
@thelstanedwardsson4374
@thelstanedwardsson4374 2 жыл бұрын
LOL - "Seriously, why's she wearing sunglasses?"
@dogvomit9765
@dogvomit9765 2 жыл бұрын
hi AB i love your videos, been a follower for ages now. AB just a little headsup mate, those blackberries haven been driven past many times per day and could well contain shit that comes from exhausts bro. Sorry if that sounds a little mad lol stay safe out there my friend x
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
I know you have . It was raining and there is hardly any cars in Wales. Thank you 😊
@dogvomit9765
@dogvomit9765 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain aww thank you AB 😊💯 perhaps in Wales the cars are outnumbered by sheep then?! It's been great to see your channel grow, i love your approach to people and you're very funny sometimes you have me roaring 😂😂 take care bro, looking forward to your next upload 💯👍🏻
@rogerr2796
@rogerr2796 2 жыл бұрын
That guy waited all his life to play police officer. And it turned out so badly.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alcoyne3333333333333
@alcoyne3333333333333 2 жыл бұрын
😅
@mr.phasfun6044
@mr.phasfun6044 2 жыл бұрын
He owned up to driving a marked car..then wanted the recording deleted....oooops
@kennyholland4731
@kennyholland4731 2 жыл бұрын
If he didn't like being filmed, Mr McKay shouldn't have walked to the camera then, anyway hasn't he got a job to do at Sslade prison 😉
@mrdannydrink
@mrdannydrink 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain I thought Harold Shipman was dead 🤔🤣
@811871
@811871 6 ай бұрын
Why pay for a T.V. licence when you can watch this comedy gold
@andrewmcfadzean1759
@andrewmcfadzean1759 Ай бұрын
You need a tv licence to stream online nowadays as well apparently 😂😂😂
@pauliosantos6379
@pauliosantos6379 27 күн бұрын
It's to watch commercial live streaming online, so personal viewers watching non commercial streamers (and that doesn't mean making money from views) are totally with the remit of the scum law in the uk :)
@daddymulk
@daddymulk 24 күн бұрын
Cancelled mine and yeah this is much better than BBC Britain's Brainwashing Cult
@trixiepixie-sn6le
@trixiepixie-sn6le 21 күн бұрын
🤣
@Scottybudgie
@Scottybudgie 17 күн бұрын
You pay for t.v license really
@duffduffbeerbeer
@duffduffbeerbeer 2 ай бұрын
Legend has it some 2 years later he is still standing in the carpark clicking his fingers shouting " Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul ".....
@user-zl3tt7tz8u
@user-zl3tt7tz8u Ай бұрын
he was probably shouting paul,paul,paul, to give the illusion that there is some one called paul near by, and that was enough for him to get away from three grown men thugs trying to punch fu.k out of him and rob him. LOL because he shouted paul,paul,paul, he had over £100 in his pocket and they got NOTHING LOL (paul,paul,paul) next time hell shout beatrice, beatrice ,beatrice..... you fuckin scumbag. p.s. its all kickin off, but its alright when you get the show right.
@Imw101
@Imw101 Ай бұрын
Boris Johnson's sister is a police constable? I never knew that.
@michaelalderman-uz2gd
@michaelalderman-uz2gd 11 күн бұрын
SHE EATS HER DINNER AT THE CUNTSTABLE, SHE KEEPS HER HORSE AT THE CUNTSTABLE
@SMITH-lw3rv
@SMITH-lw3rv 2 жыл бұрын
"So why are you still here?" "Cause you're talking to me." 🤣🤣🤣
@Polecat54941
@Polecat54941 2 жыл бұрын
Visiting a police HQ these days is like a trip to the zoo, you never know what kind of weird creature you will spot!
@corkion
@corkion 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@dunno558
@dunno558 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@medfitconsultant
@medfitconsultant 2 жыл бұрын
😅🙂...funny.
@tomthumb6269
@tomthumb6269 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🐷🤣
@MusicalMemeology
@MusicalMemeology Жыл бұрын
The wild animals at the zoo are more predictable than these creatures.
@craigfowler7098
@craigfowler7098 Ай бұрын
He can ask anything he wants and does not have to justify it to anyone. Plus he can stay as long as he wants and does not need anyone's permission.
@isaacramsay7889
@isaacramsay7889 Ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest ones. The power trip is a heroic dose
@MalaysiaPhilip
@MalaysiaPhilip 2 жыл бұрын
The way he clicks his fingers for someone to come over to him and nobody does speaks volumes.
@SuperEarther
@SuperEarther 2 жыл бұрын
They all know he is a old crank
@corkion
@corkion 2 жыл бұрын
lol
@jacksonirving4594
@jacksonirving4594 2 жыл бұрын
😂 I've done that a few times.
@ivanna_humpallot621
@ivanna_humpallot621 2 жыл бұрын
What an "OLD FART"! 😂
@Putin391
@Putin391 2 жыл бұрын
@@ivanna_humpallot621 a fart that comes out an expired arse crack with high mileage.
@kevinberrill1452
@kevinberrill1452 2 жыл бұрын
They don’t even realize that they are the matter of public interest! 😂
@tomeksikora1297
@tomeksikora1297 9 ай бұрын
Everyone who doesn't just immediately and unquestioningly comply is 'awkward'. No, being face to face with an agent of the Crown whose default position is 'actively look for anything I might successfully prosecute', is awkward.
@loonaticsrunningtheassylum
@loonaticsrunningtheassylum 19 күн бұрын
They're just stealth tax collectors..
@jamesgillan3099
@jamesgillan3099 7 күн бұрын
🎉😂😊😮
@ZahidKhan-tb3fb
@ZahidKhan-tb3fb Жыл бұрын
Dr Shipman: “what are you doing”? AB: “I’m filming”. Dr Shipman: “no you not”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheCunnamulla
@TheCunnamulla 11 ай бұрын
Yes. What the fxck
@timcruse9054
@timcruse9054 2 жыл бұрын
This is like a sketch from Monty Python. Police officer “can I help you?” Auditing Britain “No thank you” 😂😂😂😂 two police cars to question someone filming in a public place meanwhile houses are burgled and cars are stolen and never investigated. Absolutely brilliant.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@mr.phasfun6044
@mr.phasfun6044 2 жыл бұрын
Little Britain sketch
@mrsillywalk
@mrsillywalk 2 жыл бұрын
A couple of local drug dealers keep their stash in her hair. She don't know what's there.
@positivityandpeace4718
@positivityandpeace4718 2 жыл бұрын
Spot on all you get is a crime reference number. Pathetic
@caolkyle
@caolkyle 2 жыл бұрын
I always love the 'Is there anything ELSE I can help with?', he didn't ask for help in the first place..
@galwithanafro
@galwithanafro 2 жыл бұрын
"Anyways, I need to go and pick up some blackberries" 😂😂😂😂 I can't deal!!!
@chromedeck6995
@chromedeck6995 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@silviwalker5582
@silviwalker5582 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AngelLuisEspada1970
@AngelLuisEspada1970 2 жыл бұрын
😉
@gordonquigley2267
@gordonquigley2267 2 жыл бұрын
Never pick and eat the low ones, they tend to have a dog pee taste...
@Turn1t0ff
@Turn1t0ff Жыл бұрын
They treat us with contempt, but it is us who should treat them with utter contempt. They don't even know the laws they purport to adhering to.
@mrlogiclogic4119
@mrlogiclogic4119 11 ай бұрын
"Did you have lip filler"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alanwhite6730
@alanwhite6730 11 ай бұрын
😂
@elusive7078
@elusive7078 2 жыл бұрын
She blanks you three times and then says 'see your not even listening to me' ffs lol 🤣
@hearyou4203
@hearyou4203 2 жыл бұрын
Probably somone inside the office wound him up to go "defend the station". What a laugh. What a deranged guy. Great vid.
@collincovid6950
@collincovid6950 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Bumble would make a good advertisement for long life batteries as he only really had one motion. What a complete dick head, and it would be funny if he were to come to this video and read the comments, before he took out the batteries
@michaelziggiotto1164
@michaelziggiotto1164 Жыл бұрын
Great videos A.B.!👍 Being American, I love how no matter how aggravated some of these British people get,they are still polite! 👍👍
@KingDomsKingdom85
@KingDomsKingdom85 10 ай бұрын
The law punishes us heavily for violence sadly, our courts don't look at realism of situations but rather just push for convictions to increase their numbers. Its corrupt to the core sadly mate, where us members of the public become almost defenceless. We've become a police state and its terrifying that everyone has seemed to allow our rights to be eroded.
@mdnanumiah1768
@mdnanumiah1768 Жыл бұрын
Love the way you got put those officers in their place, awesome, They can’t keep up with your intelligence and knowledge. Keep it up ❤
@secretfacekid8920
@secretfacekid8920 2 жыл бұрын
Those two police women were absolutely useless, imagine them trying to actually catch criminals.
@zsuira
@zsuira 2 жыл бұрын
They are not employed to catch criminals but to protect the establishment.
@09weenic
@09weenic 2 жыл бұрын
They will be good at shutting the rear door of a police van once her four male colleagues deal with a violent criminal
@mrlegkick91
@mrlegkick91 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that we pay silly amounts of money for them to drive around and play cop is ridiculous
@johnomay3734
@johnomay3734 2 ай бұрын
Maybe they’re the escaped budgie squad
@loonaticsrunningtheassylum
@loonaticsrunningtheassylum 19 күн бұрын
The police don't catch criminals. That's not their job.. they're stealth tax collectors. Nothing more
@ryanbosley7759
@ryanbosley7759 2 жыл бұрын
"privacy is a crime" WHAT A COMPLETE WALLY
@ericyoutube77
@ericyoutube77 11 ай бұрын
I’ve learnt a lot more about the law from this channel
@robertwilliams2323
@robertwilliams2323 2 ай бұрын
This guy is so funny, a great wind up merchant.
@ianjones3568
@ianjones3568 2 жыл бұрын
Beardy weirdy: "the inspector will err...." AB: "inspect me?"😂😂
@Futoy
@Futoy 2 жыл бұрын
My God what an embarrassment to the police force.
@apollocreed5391
@apollocreed5391 2 жыл бұрын
What an embarrassment to Wales too 😂
@nonenone-vt8cg
@nonenone-vt8cg 2 жыл бұрын
It is difficult to embarrass Dyfed Powys Police, as they have been found not fit for purpose and the most corrupt force in Wales.
@Testedecazzo
@Testedecazzo 2 жыл бұрын
Service*
@shaneseccombe1837
@shaneseccombe1837 2 жыл бұрын
You are dead right. It’s bloody scary to think these people have so much power. Were do they get them from? Its extremely worrying
@edenlondon2992
@edenlondon2992 2 жыл бұрын
@@Testedecazzo Farce ?
@SusanNoulton
@SusanNoulton 23 күн бұрын
God I love the way you question them, and they just give up on you Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@graemeyetts3465
@graemeyetts3465 Жыл бұрын
Dr Shipman returns.
@stevewager3861
@stevewager3861 2 жыл бұрын
"We're not getting anywhere" - Translated "He isn't incriminating himself" ..... GJ AB love your work
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@1stamendmentmedia464
@1stamendmentmedia464 2 жыл бұрын
They asked....."what ELSE can we help you with today?" Wait....did I miss the part where they DID help him today?
@LUXREPORT
@LUXREPORT 2 жыл бұрын
"Why are you still here?..... Because your talking to me!" hahahahaahaha LEGEND!!!! Crazy world where people feelings always come into it.
@doncumberbatch6416
@doncumberbatch6416 2 жыл бұрын
They ask the dumbest question ⁉️🤔
@garyrowe58
@garyrowe58 2 жыл бұрын
And her response was classic!
@McGrew100
@McGrew100 8 ай бұрын
"We;re not getting the answers we want".
@richiesquest3283
@richiesquest3283 Жыл бұрын
From my observations there seems to now be more females in the police force than males in the UK.
@redmatters9318
@redmatters9318 Ай бұрын
Yes, the force is going through a bad period at the moment ! G'DAY FROM AUSTRALIA 🇦🇺 😊
@izas6853
@izas6853 2 жыл бұрын
On another note, Welsh countryside is absolutely gorgeous.
@CommanderStarblaster
@CommanderStarblaster 2 жыл бұрын
😂 Isn't it, doesn't it, wouldn't it.
@justinm2697
@justinm2697 2 жыл бұрын
Turns out Tom Jones' green green grass of home was real.
@veganfortheanimalsdee6637
@veganfortheanimalsdee6637 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you need to go to wales to see it though..🤥 full of welsh folk. Scotland is beautiful, we are also pretty friendly.
@willbee7925
@willbee7925 2 жыл бұрын
Grass and bushes and trees.
@bikinibandit2398
@bikinibandit2398 2 жыл бұрын
Wales for the Welsh.
@davidsmith7001
@davidsmith7001 2 жыл бұрын
I almost feel sorry for him, he’s indoctrinated and hasn’t grasped how many thousands of people are gonna judge him.
@sensational_cellar8606
@sensational_cellar8606 2 жыл бұрын
Pompous old fart 💨
@pete904ni
@pete904ni 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's going to ask the police officer to take his phone and delete the video
@purplerabbit874
@purplerabbit874 2 жыл бұрын
@@sensational_cellar8606 Less of the old, Lol
@ice9735
@ice9735 2 жыл бұрын
@@pete904ni 🤣🤣🤣
@parahandy6251
@parahandy6251 2 жыл бұрын
@@daveysrevolution5940 You think so? Get back in your cave, muppet.
@Headshot1002
@Headshot1002 Жыл бұрын
They are soo thick, well done AB. Running rings around them. always defending their own rather than defend what they took an oath against
@rob1969in
@rob1969in 15 күн бұрын
'Anyway I have to go and pick up some Blackberries'.....killed me
@robertreid7221
@robertreid7221 2 жыл бұрын
Typical coppers, accelerate the situation in the hopes of getting an arrest when the public don't immediately comply
@llewellynjones1115
@llewellynjones1115 2 жыл бұрын
I think you mean - escalate.
@kevinchamberlain7928
@kevinchamberlain7928 2 жыл бұрын
The two WPC's prove intelligence is not required to join the police force.
@kateroyston9416
@kateroyston9416 2 жыл бұрын
One with sun glasses,the other shielding her eyes, to stop the false lashes getting washed off.Fucking hell i despair!
@donnafartface3905
@donnafartface3905 2 жыл бұрын
It's WPCs. Not WPC's. But then again WPC rank title was abolished 22 years ago.
@adcolt54
@adcolt54 2 жыл бұрын
yet another diversity hire success story
@1SpudderR
@1SpudderR 2 жыл бұрын
Do they practice being stupid! They get great wages for What?
@keithclark6299
@keithclark6299 2 жыл бұрын
No intelligence, just a tattoo.
@tonyyork46
@tonyyork46 Жыл бұрын
The guy with the beard and glasses thought he was important 🤣🤣🤣
@grandtheftgameryt
@grandtheftgameryt Жыл бұрын
Omg that lip filler question got me and the sunglasses question 😂😂😂
@ghostofreagan3181
@ghostofreagan3181 2 жыл бұрын
AB is truly the best. Never gets mad, he simply destroys them with logic.
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Thank You🤛
@cuckingfunt9353
@cuckingfunt9353 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain I love the new thing you are doing... the lip filler and the sunglasses... It completely throws them and confuses them. I will remember that tactic. When she said " you are asking personal questions" well they ask personal questions why shouldn't you.... There is no more personal question than that of my identity, if the cops want to know my sexual preferences I will tell them, my dick size I will tell them.... My name and address, that's personal information, I don't want to tell them.
@ghostofreagan3181
@ghostofreagan3181 2 жыл бұрын
@@aposslex well, each to his
@wayneh150
@wayneh150 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain do you have the ability to do live, where people may suggest intresting questions during the interaction.
@Hondadctrider
@Hondadctrider 2 жыл бұрын
I'll bet the older guy is fun at parties.
@cashstore1
@cashstore1 2 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when people go through life being ignorant. That includes the cops. Logic skills are thrown to the four winds. Blackberries. Yum!!
@meyermachinations972
@meyermachinations972 Жыл бұрын
I don't know how you stay so calm. Brilliant work.
@edeledeledel5490
@edeledeledel5490 Жыл бұрын
In the middle of a conversation when she was asking you personal questions, she says "Why are you asking me questions" and then "Why are you still here?" Priceless. You couldn't make it up.
@PeteretePeter
@PeteretePeter 2 жыл бұрын
What an absolute prize plum that pen pusher is. Clearly being told on the phone to back off and that you’re doing nothing wrong but he’s so puffed up with his own self-importance that he can’t back down. Stays out so long his shirt gets soaked through. 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼
@Chris-nf3sg
@Chris-nf3sg 2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. Shipman was a total balloon. 🤣
@kevinchamberlain7928
@kevinchamberlain7928 2 жыл бұрын
Kept repeating "I'm not at all happy" but gutted he was in the wrong.
@cosmicdebris42
@cosmicdebris42 2 жыл бұрын
Think this guy has a touch of Joe Biden. The lady's had to shuffle him back to his desk like he had escaped an old folks home.
@kevinchamberlain7928
@kevinchamberlain7928 2 жыл бұрын
@@cosmicdebris42 likely shit and pissed himself like groping Joe Biden, too!
@aleebea
@aleebea Жыл бұрын
​@@cosmicdebris42 😂😂. A touch of Joe Biden!
@andyb6120
@andyb6120 2 жыл бұрын
Well done AB this was a classic. They did the walk of shame.
@seanspawn7805
@seanspawn7805 2 жыл бұрын
There was no walk of shame on this one.
@The-Weekend-Warrior
@The-Weekend-Warrior 2 жыл бұрын
No walk of shame here, no shame, no explanation why their attitude was wrong... just a "let's get moving, there's a fool out there filming nothing"...
@Burghbypass
@Burghbypass 2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Funniest instalment for a long time! Totally clueless. Citizen's Arrest - LOL! Nobody does an audit better than AB - no aggro, no bullying and you get the point over.
@The-Weekend-Warrior
@The-Weekend-Warrior 2 жыл бұрын
@@Burghbypass Where did they get the point? This is exactly my problem here. They didn't.
@7dtdfil730
@7dtdfil730 2 жыл бұрын
@@seanspawn7805 except every step he took onto the road, blocking the highway...
@davidholburn8698
@davidholburn8698 5 ай бұрын
This one is always worth a rewatch.
@judz567
@judz567 Жыл бұрын
copper 'why are you her' AB 'i'm not a her'
@emzt5289
@emzt5289 2 жыл бұрын
Offering him a blackberry cracked me up 😆😆😆
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
Got to be polite lol
@richardharries5825
@richardharries5825 2 жыл бұрын
AB I love your reply.
@benh9096
@benh9096 2 жыл бұрын
@@AuditingBritain ur not polite ur rude, asking if she had a lipper filler multiple times. lad ur a bad ming cant wait to see ur shit taken down
@crymeaariver
@crymeaariver 2 жыл бұрын
@@benh9096 lmao
@TheJoujou82
@TheJoujou82 2 жыл бұрын
AB is the goat. This was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AuditingBritain
@AuditingBritain 2 жыл бұрын
🙏🏼
@kf5541
@kf5541 2 жыл бұрын
Checkout the Basingstoke one
@frankdavis7408
@frankdavis7408 Ай бұрын
That hairstyle deserves a police caution
@trixiepixie-sn6le
@trixiepixie-sn6le 21 күн бұрын
😂😊
@secondchance6603
@secondchance6603 Жыл бұрын
Numpty: "The uh.. inspector is going to uh..." AB: "Inspect me" 🤣🤣🤣
@Benny10001
@Benny10001 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my, this one had absolutely everything. 1) The crazy power craved admin person spending so much time aground police he thinks he’s an FBI agent. 2) The utterly unprepared and easily triggered officers, and.. 3) AB on absolute form - calm throughout, sarcastic to the max, and a step ahead of them all at every turn. This was really one of your best audits to date! 👊
@butters_
@butters_ 2 жыл бұрын
Lol my auntie worked in a police office and I swear to god she thought she was chief superintendent it was mega embarrassing
@robrees8501
@robrees8501 2 жыл бұрын
I actually feel sorry for the wpc’s , small town local cops and bless them they were doing their best 😂
@cloudyaa5397
@cloudyaa5397 2 жыл бұрын
U said all wht i want to say 💯💯
@robslade2571
@robslade2571 2 жыл бұрын
@ Mrkp0w. My cousin is a police officer. How do you think I feel.
@willmitchell255
@willmitchell255 2 жыл бұрын
@@robrees8501 Agree - they were doing their best. Sunglasses ? WTF 🤷‍♂️ And those teeth would put a beaver to shame !
@ronnierosenthal6551
@ronnierosenthal6551 2 жыл бұрын
Fella knows how it feels to ring the police and no one bothers to come out
@rob936
@rob936 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@ysgol3
@ysgol3 Жыл бұрын
🤣I reckon the phone call he got was his wife saying she's leaving him because he's nuts.
@ericyoutube77
@ericyoutube77 11 ай бұрын
“You’re dismissed”😂
@CharlesVeitch
@CharlesVeitch 2 жыл бұрын
Police employee had serious Dr Harold "The Old Dear Hunter" Shipman vibes
@Nickle314
@Nickle314 2 жыл бұрын
A mere amateur. 200+ killed. There's one Doctor who worked for the NHS that killed 654 in the same way as Harold.
@kippersniffer3699
@kippersniffer3699 2 жыл бұрын
@@Nickle314 and how many has the 💉 killed
@Goldboy1975
@Goldboy1975 2 жыл бұрын
Shipman would have been pro vaccine…. 🤔
@marklittler784
@marklittler784 2 жыл бұрын
@Bud King of Beers Because he was always out on calls.
@strawman4355
@strawman4355 2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha hahaha
@faz08
@faz08 2 жыл бұрын
That small blondie one isn't used to people not answering her questions..
@gazzanorth4373
@gazzanorth4373 2 жыл бұрын
Two busy thinking of her next lip filler appointment
@4catsnow
@4catsnow 2 жыл бұрын
She had to participate in the debate at the same time keeping her makeup shielded....kind of a losing battle on both fronts..
@michaelfulthorpe1910
@michaelfulthorpe1910 2 жыл бұрын
All cops are the same, they seem to think everyone owes them an explanation for everything they do in life just because they are bored and it makes them feel needed. The old guy needed marched backwards chest to chest until he fell on his ass or a knee to the balls would have got the same result.
@TheGreat185
@TheGreat185 2 жыл бұрын
She's mad for a suck
@kevinberrill1452
@kevinberrill1452 2 жыл бұрын
Even when she uses her proper police voice.
@robertdouglas2126
@robertdouglas2126 Жыл бұрын
Mate , love your work and you are also extremely funny, keep making us laugh 😂 🤣
@peteramberley9952
@peteramberley9952 3 ай бұрын
What a horse of a woman 😅
@stancichosz4201
@stancichosz4201 2 жыл бұрын
The confusion on their faces is just priceless 😂
@MrDaylight
@MrDaylight 2 жыл бұрын
​@@richardhammer187 If this is enough to baffle them imagine them actually in charge of investigating a crime. Think about them handling situations and evidence that could be important to you victims. Disturbing.
@RABIDJOCK
@RABIDJOCK 2 жыл бұрын
They are confused to find a bloke randomly filming a police station in the pissing rain for no apparent reason. It's not a crime its just a bit weird... Then asking a woman about surgery does start to sound just a little creepy..
@MrDaylight
@MrDaylight 2 жыл бұрын
@@RABIDJOCK1. There is a reason and be explained it. 2. Their job isn't to waste tax money satisfying their curiosities. 3. If they don't like the things he's saying they can stop talking to him. And I personally find someone asking me who I am and for my ID more creepy than appearance comments.
@RABIDJOCK
@RABIDJOCK 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrDaylight Nope his reason was weak. I've never got this filming to get a reaction stuff.. I live in N Ireland and you never see this here. Don't get me wrong most cops know the score now with these "auditors" so they have to try for another way to get YTube views. They go after any old place now. Saw one dong a Bog roll company they other day. That was a lot of shi*t.. If someone walks up to my wife and started asking her about her physical appearance I'd have something to say to him. Definitely Creepy.
@MrDaylight
@MrDaylight 2 жыл бұрын
@@RABIDJOCK Cops know the score now? Good. So they can get back to work and actually capture some criminals. That'll be the day.
@scottthompson551
@scottthompson551 2 жыл бұрын
The old man who made the Citizens arrests his kids must be so proud of him what a doughnut
@jimmyjones1266
@jimmyjones1266 2 жыл бұрын
His kids r probably the same
@woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149
@woodlanegardenequipmentrep9149 2 жыл бұрын
....needs folding up like a pretzel
@BR1883FC
@BR1883FC 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjones1266 Are socks able to conceive?
@jamesoneill2933
@jamesoneill2933 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyjones1266 Like people under the stairs. “ Da da made an arrest today”.
@cliffmason2806
@cliffmason2806 2 жыл бұрын
how does he and his boyfriend have kids
@missbethy321
@missbethy321 Жыл бұрын
"Dyfed Powys Police"... Or as we like to call them/what they're known locally as: *"DISNEY Powys Police!"* 😂🤣👍🏻
@jonkennedyfederation
@jonkennedyfederation Жыл бұрын
"Can I help you" "no no" LOL
@Paul-fm3cf
@Paul-fm3cf 2 жыл бұрын
"Anyway, I need to go and pick some blackberries." Brilliant : )
@The-Weekend-Warrior
@The-Weekend-Warrior 2 жыл бұрын
When you're trying so hard to make a scene out of something and everyone else just doesn't give a crap :) That guy trying so hard to get someone out was funny.
@tman5634
@tman5634 Жыл бұрын
The lunatic forgot he was wearing an I.d card & proceded to looked at it once pointed out to him...maybe he forgot his own name 😆 Surely he's unemployable by any workforce 😆
@ianmiller7054
@ianmiller7054 4 ай бұрын
This was the first AB video I ever watched. Got me hooked 😂
@caroleforshaw6287
@caroleforshaw6287 Ай бұрын
I've not seen this one. It had be in stitches. The guy in blue shirt came over in front of camera while he was filming. Loved it
@jacko717
@jacko717 2 жыл бұрын
Shipman needed his hat nailing on. What a daft old clown. "Privacy is a crime." priceless.
@crazybully
@crazybully 2 жыл бұрын
You really are the true master of auditing, priceless when you start asking them random questions, funny as fuck
@arniet1
@arniet1 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Makes me chuckle heartily too. And I'm a security operative. AB come on, what's your expertise or what rule books are you reading? Inbox me lol...this stuff is good
@medfitconsultant
@medfitconsultant 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely 💯. Great 👍 recording. Enjoying every moment of it.
@RandPaul-se6jz
@RandPaul-se6jz 2 жыл бұрын
The questions about the lip filler made me laugh. 😂🤣
@jimphone
@jimphone 2 жыл бұрын
What an absolute tit. Talk about delusions of grandeur. Powerless little man.
@DonaldKimble
@DonaldKimble 3 ай бұрын
The way AB switches between the serious and the absurd is hilarious. Completely snaps people out of their autopilot.
@thursbmx
@thursbmx 16 күн бұрын
At 20.19 - what are your plans now? Why do you want to take me out to dinner?
@Andy-mp3yb
@Andy-mp3yb 2 жыл бұрын
Loved the way you kept them out in the rain, absolutely brilliant 😁👍
@johnblatchford8206
@johnblatchford8206 2 жыл бұрын
"What's your name" "I'm not going to tell you" "I've already got it (points) it's there"😂😂😂😂😂 Fantastic!😁
@cosmicdebris42
@cosmicdebris42 24 күн бұрын
"Have you Got Lip Filler"? 😂😂😂
@petetherealrelentless6542
@petetherealrelentless6542 Жыл бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me how far behind on these basis/common laws so many people seem to be.. 🤦‍♂️
@daniel1970ification
@daniel1970ification 2 жыл бұрын
"Coffee and apologise" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic AB - love it.
@edltommyrobinson9782
@edltommyrobinson9782 2 жыл бұрын
Standing in the middle of the road on his mobile on a blind corner, Even the Police know people on mobile phones are distracted. What an absolute PLANK!
@1966Graham
@1966Graham 2 жыл бұрын
I think he stood there so no more Police Officers could drive past him.
@jamesoneill2933
@jamesoneill2933 2 жыл бұрын
@ Editommy Robinson Yes , but he might have intended to commandeer a Jeep or a tank or such like.
@realPromotememedia
@realPromotememedia 2 жыл бұрын
@@1966Graham 😂😂😂
@richardgodkin4126
@richardgodkin4126 Жыл бұрын
Just started watching your channel love it 😁
@JJJKKOKJAY
@JJJKKOKJAY Жыл бұрын
PC Shipman doesn’t like to be filmed then proceeds to hang around in front of the camera for 20+ minutes 😅🤣🤣🤣
@andyclark1426
@andyclark1426 2 жыл бұрын
It’s funny how the police don’t like being filmed and questioned despite them doing the very same to us
@baronvonmaximillionsnell2757
@baronvonmaximillionsnell2757 2 жыл бұрын
See, the government/ police don't like the mobile phone and it's camera...They ( government/police) don't have control any more. The public do at last. The mobile phone is the most democratic thing, sence the pen.
@kevgall12
@kevgall12 2 жыл бұрын
The watchers hate being watched.
@SlimTortoise
@SlimTortoise 2 жыл бұрын
They also don't like been told they are breaking the law (which they do every day in one form or another) which is also what they like to do to others!
@WasNotWas999
@WasNotWas999 2 жыл бұрын
Much harder to lie in court when you have a video of them!!!
@georgematthews776
@georgematthews776 2 жыл бұрын
The difference is these horrible auditers put the footage on youtube for us all to laff at, they also film the public not just police, if i ever see a auditer i would destroy there camera
@Benny10001
@Benny10001 2 жыл бұрын
“What’s your name” “I’m not telling you my name” [camera pans down to his ID badge]. 🤦‍♂️😂
@chris1927
@chris1927 2 жыл бұрын
That fucking done me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@experiment54
@experiment54 2 жыл бұрын
And then the guy had to look at it himself as if he didn’t know who he is 😂😆
@erol4130
@erol4130 Жыл бұрын
She’s wearing sunglasses coz her future is so bright! 🤦‍♂️
@summan41man
@summan41man 29 күн бұрын
The Honey Monster came to defend Harold Shipman
@alexanders-life
@alexanders-life 6 күн бұрын
Boris Johnsons sister 😅😅😅
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 2 жыл бұрын
"Privacy is a crime" He bloody wishes
@pqrstzxerty1296
@pqrstzxerty1296 2 жыл бұрын
👍 So many of this public / civil workers think it is. They need to phone ICO and discuss with the ICO. The ICO will put them right. Also Equality Act, so the police and council can record but you can not. Um infact the Data Protection Act says ANYONE can record for crime or emergency reasons.
@-EC002-
@-EC002- 2 жыл бұрын
I literally sighed out loud and shook my head. What a knob!
@pete904ni
@pete904ni 2 жыл бұрын
@@pqrstzxerty1296 in public anyone can recorded anything for any (or no) reason.
@callumbush1
@callumbush1 2 жыл бұрын
Guy in blue shirt is a heavy drinker you can see it in his face hence his aggressive manner!
@johnbonner2306
@johnbonner2306 2 жыл бұрын
thought that straight away .... probably drives into work unhindered aswell stinking of booze
@maureenscott2978
@maureenscott2978 Жыл бұрын
Another two,in the immortal words of laural n hardy "let's put our brains together and forge a head" lol
@vladimirharkonnen458
@vladimirharkonnen458 10 ай бұрын
The new Hot Fuzz all-female reboot looks lit. 🔥
@mrstupid
@mrstupid 2 жыл бұрын
Silly old sod is even having problems using a phone. If that is a public servant, he needs to be fired as he is taking pay by fraud. He clearly not competent
@marklittler784
@marklittler784 2 жыл бұрын
Thank God he's not in charge of Nuclear weapons.
@4catsnow
@4catsnow 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm not happy I walked up to him from across the street, got 2 feet away from his camera,,and he recorded my personal information" ...What a fishstick...
@Deerky23
@Deerky23 2 жыл бұрын
“Your not even listening to me” as she proceeds to ignore you for 10 seconds
@e.w.1179
@e.w.1179 2 ай бұрын
When I Retired as a Police Officer in 2012, I seem to remember that a Member of the Public could only Arrest when an Offence had been committed, not on suspicion of an Offence. G.
@OGTC33
@OGTC33 Жыл бұрын
The lip filler caught me off guard 🤣🤣
@juliethomas-rogers1681
@juliethomas-rogers1681 2 жыл бұрын
Oh jesus christ, I'm cringing with embarrassment for that silly old sod! That was a bloody good laugh though AB
@sanchezgotsumkids
@sanchezgotsumkids 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, they really do live in there own little bubble. "We don't like strangers round these parts argghhh".
@mattpayne3349
@mattpayne3349 2 жыл бұрын
At least it looks like they've got plenty of land around the station for their sheep if you know what I mean.
@carltonlambert7608
@carltonlambert7608 2 жыл бұрын
Even though we have the worldwide web in our pockets. Knowledge is still slow to get to some places
@bluesnowbelle7625
@bluesnowbelle7625 Ай бұрын
Wicker Man vibes 😱👹☠😂
@piotrfrankowski3913
@piotrfrankowski3913 Жыл бұрын
Mate , u r the legend 😂😂did u get the lift at the end? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@andrewcawley1706
@andrewcawley1706 Жыл бұрын
Every car that entered that roadway was speeding.....the limit is 10 mph
@kc8563
@kc8563 2 жыл бұрын
AB’s levels of intelligence are so far beyond the people that challenge him - which makes for pure prime time entertainment.
@topg1971
@topg1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@AB-cs7vm can tell with that grammar
@topg1971
@topg1971 2 жыл бұрын
Your trolling pretending to be AB and I’m the muppet get to bed kidda🤣🤡
@topg1971
@topg1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@AB-cs7vm you don’t even know what to say sausage meat 🤡🤣
@topg1971
@topg1971 2 жыл бұрын
@@AB-cs7vm full on took you 10 min to think of that and that’s punctuation you semi on 🤣🤣
@brainfreeze9481
@brainfreeze9481 2 жыл бұрын
Intelligence is defined by your ability to adapt. In a constant wave of changing variables such as a police encounter, AB is quick, very quick
@NicoJW
@NicoJW 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he just says Paul to his phone like it's some walkie talkie. 😂😂
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all
@DaveThompsonfairlife4all 2 жыл бұрын
lol, Well spotted.
@logic1695
@logic1695 Ай бұрын
"PAUL..... PAUL...." Paul was like...Nahhhhh!!!!!
@thomaspresley2633
@thomaspresley2633 2 жыл бұрын
“Unless this gentleman can get me a coffee” 😂😂😂😂 you’re a legend
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